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WorstThingUS
08-05-2009, 01:16 PM
Not to play pile on poor James Robinson, but this is making me laugh almost as much as "retard juice":

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WorstThingUS
08-05-2009, 01:22 PM
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ryerye17
08-05-2009, 01:31 PM
maybe it's just a blonde moment but..

i don't get it :(
Superbeast
08-05-2009, 01:43 PM
maybe it's just a blonde moment but..

i don't get it :(

It's Superman talking like an OG. It would probably go over better on SOHH or AHH.
WorstThingUS
08-05-2009, 01:57 PM
maybe it's just a blonde moment but..

i don't get it :(

It may not be for everyone, but the "t-shirt" panel gets me.
ryerye17
08-05-2009, 02:01 PM
It's Superman talking like an OG. It would probably go over better on SOHH or AHH.

what do those acronyms mean?
Personamanx
08-05-2009, 02:02 PM
what do those acronyms mean?

OG means Original Gangster. The rest escape me.
Ikonic
08-05-2009, 02:03 PM
Post deleted. Ya'll ain't ready yet.
Personamanx
08-05-2009, 02:04 PM
These are actually Funny! The "Retard Juice" Strip was just harsh, and mean.
Those are actually humourous.
Free-Man
08-05-2009, 02:05 PM
It may not be for everyone, but the "t-shirt" panel gets me.

Is that in reference to Hal's relative obscurity in the real world?
[]D[]/\/\[]D @ Nite/So-tite
08-05-2009, 02:37 PM
what do those acronyms mean?

They mean these.

http://forums.projectcovo.com/

http://community.allhiphop.com/go/forum/viewboard
Seven_Ride
08-05-2009, 02:38 PM
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The original scene IS silly. In fact that the whole book was pretty bad. But these sorts of "parody" strips aren't much better. They're just one step up from fan-fiction.

This one is ALMOST funny, but it's also in really poor taste.
Superbeast
08-05-2009, 03:04 PM
what do those acronyms mean?

Original Gangaster, School Of Hip Hop, All Hip Hop.
ryerye17
08-05-2009, 03:13 PM
is knowledge of american culture necessary to understand the joke?
WorstThingUS
08-05-2009, 04:36 PM
is knowledge of american culture necessary to understand the joke?

Not the t-shirt joke.
oanswat
08-05-2009, 04:36 PM
The original scene IS silly. In fact that the whole book was pretty bad. But these sorts of "parody" strips aren't much better. They're just one step up from fan-fiction.

This one is ALMOST funny, but it's also in really poor taste.

No, it isn't. That's funny stuff:biggrin: . Supes is calling the others racists. You don't get it?
TROUBLEZ
08-05-2009, 04:58 PM
Just read a preview of the actual issue.

Pretty bad dialogue. Hal Jordan: "Justice League, society, community. Cool. I'll get the coffee."

What I wish Superman would have said:

"Hal, stop trying to sound over dramatic. You, me and Ollie died. Now we're alive again. Don't you think there is a very high probability that Bruce and Jonn will be back?

Barry died and he's back from the dead. Ice from Maxwell Lord's JLI is back from the dead. Bruce's second sidekick is alive and well again. I think Arthur is alive. Remember we saw him for a brief moment when we were fighting Darkseid? Your fellow Lantern Kilowog came back.

Besides, what are you going to do that we haven't already tried? Are you going to kill Sinestro? Again? Because last time you did it, it only made things worse by helping this "Parallax" creature take hold of you.

Or maybe you'll alter their minds like Dr Light. And the people who disagree with that, you can just alter their minds too [looks at Ollie and Hawkman]."
Pól Rua
08-05-2009, 05:41 PM
"Wow. Nice one, Hal. By the way, the 90's called, and they want their 'faux-bad-ass' dialogue back."

"So that's your solution? Force Works? Hahahahaha! Yeah, good luck with that Hal."
Alex L
08-05-2009, 07:10 PM
These are actually Funny! The "Retard Juice" Strip was just harsh, and mean.
Those are actually humourous.

There's more of these?

Where?
WorstThingUS
08-06-2009, 09:43 AM
There's more of these?

Where?

They're everywhere. I found this through CBR's own: Comics Should be good which also included this:

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and this...

http://web4.twitpic.com/img/15465157-0650302075391eaec7dac8ea869435cc.4a7afb58-scaled.jpg
Chiroptera
08-06-2009, 11:56 AM
Man, I'm as white bread as it can get and I found this hilarious.
Personally, I have loved Cry for Justice so far, but sometimes it's fun to just see people take something and throw a few alterations in there.
It's like reading some of the reviews for All-Star Batman and Robin. :tongue:
7thangel
08-06-2009, 01:06 PM
Not to play pile on poor James Robinson, but this is making me laugh almost as much as "retard juice":

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2cj91f.gif
http://i44.tinypic.com/95x388.gif
http://i44.tinypic.com/e6q7bc.gif

curious where you got this because i've seen this at digitalfemmeonline.com back in early july
jbwbubba
08-07-2009, 11:08 AM
That is actually pretty funny.

How about this, since Supergirl is at Supes back (After the 2nd issue)

Supes:" I know who you are. You're the dumbass that tried to talk my little cousin into a three way with Vixen. Now you keep interruping me, I'm going to turn that little piece of jewerly you wear into a nose ring."
WorstThingUS
08-07-2009, 11:47 AM
curious where you got this because i've seen this at digitalfemmeonline.com back in early july

That's exactly where CBR links it.