create yyour own crappy x-men story!!

[Goshin]

apocalyspe clones little girl hope to use as a host and she grows up to become.....DESPAIR!!!

[Goshin]

after the events of utopia, dazzler loses her powers, gets depressed over it, gets a new haircut and goes emo!!

[XaviersMisprint]

Husk gets naked and has sex with Angel in midair!

Revelation: Mutants CANNOT GET AIDS.

Jean Grey has been hiding in an ocean somewhere in a giant alien fetus waiting to return!

[LordAllMighty]

Ok, let see

Make Nightcrawler the son of a demon (sigh been done)
Have Archangel falls for Husk (dang that too)
Have Nurse Anna and alex fall in love
Make another Summer's brother (nuff said)
Kill Jean (not a bad story but still)
Make Bishop a crazy person
Kick Xaiver out of his own house

wait how about...hell I can't, the good ones have been taken.

let me think about it...:biggrin:

[Goshin]

Husk gets naked and has sex with Angel in midair!

Revelation: Mutants CANNOT GET AIDS.

Jean Grey has been hiding in an ocean somewhere in a giant alien fetus waiting to return!


hope grows to adulthood and is revealed as..........jean grey!!!


x-factor #50, the wedding of rictor and shatterstar in san fransisco with foil wraparound cover (circa 1992) with pencils by rob liefeld


cyclops and emma frost get married, and she gets killed, revived, and posessed by the cosmic entity known as the sphinx

[Goshin]

Ok, let see

Make Nightcrawler is the son of a demon (sigh been done)
Have Archangel falls for Husk (dang that too)
Have Nurse Anna and alex fall in love
Make another Summer's brother (nuff said)
Kill Jean (not a bad story but still)
Make Bishop a crazy person
Kick Xaiver out of his own house

wait how about...hell I can't, the good ones have been taken.

let me think about it...:biggrin:




waaaaaaay back in 1979 dr strange said nightcrawler looked like a demon but was only a normal human/mutant with no trace of demon in him


FUCK YOU CHUCK AUSTEN!!

[Goshin]

jean comes back as a fat black chick with red koolaid hair

[NickFury90]

Xavier and Cyclops have an arm wrestling match to determine who will the be leader of the mutant race. Cykes win, and is then beaten in Rock/Paper/Scissors by Storm. Because black women overcoming powerful white men who can literally kill you with a glance is always fun to see.

[Goshin]

Xavier and Cyclops have an arm wrestling match to determine who will the be leader of the mutant race. Cykes win, and is then beaten in Rock/Paper/Scissors by Storm. Because black women overcoming powerful white men who can literally kill you with a glance is always fun to see.

and storm loses to leech and artie 2 issues later

[Justin K.]

Carter Ghazikhanian destroys a village with his telekinetic and telepathic abilities, and is revealed to be the new Mutant Messiah, Bishop was wrong and the X-men wasted their time saving Hope. Carter is attacked, shot and killed, but is reborn as the new host of the Phoenix.

[Goshin]

wolverine makes a sex tape with jubilee, gets arrested, and a long 5 year trial ensues as the sex tape is downloaded and watched on youtube by the whole world


jean grey is revived, only to die from overdosing on painkillers because she "couldnt take the stress"

[LordAllMighty]

Xavier and Cyclops have an arm wrestling match to determine who will the be leader of the mutant race. Cykes win, and is then beaten in Rock/Paper/Scissors by Storm. Because black women overcoming powerful white men who can literally kill you with a glance is always fun to see.

I like this one.

[RolandJP]

Professor X reads Cyclop's mind. He is shocked to learn that Scott has latent schizophrenia.

Upon further examination Xavier learns that Emma has mind-F*ed Scott into believing every uncharacteristic thought he has had recently was his own--when in reality it was implanted by her. In turn Xavier also learns that, X-23 was released by the gov't to test the viability of a new weapon X program using Logan's sperm cultivated by Yukio.

X-23 is literally the 23rd version of weapon X subjects. Nicknamed "Logan's Bastards" by the head of the new Department H. Dagen is X-22. Deadpool was X-13....In fact, "James Howlett" is a clone. The real Wolverine has been imprisoned since Wolverine issue 50. He breaks free and makes it his mission to hunt down and kill all of the Weapon X clones. Starting with "James Howlett"

Meanwhile, Genosha reconstruction is authorized by T'Challa and Storm. Who offer all mutants diplomatic immunity and citizen status. ( Like the birth of the Nation of Israel)

The Neo reappear led by Magneto, who is hell bent on revenge (once again)

Rogue is seduced by Lady Mastermind into joining the revamped Hellfire Club led by Selene and Gambit who is now the black King. Cannonball and the New Mutants tries to infiltrate the organization to free Rogue.


The Morlocks and non-human looking mutants feel as-tho they are receiving second class status in Genosha. A power struggle ensues.

[Kirayoshi]

It is revealed that Scott spoke with Blindfold just before the X-Men were taken to Breakworld. Blindfold revealed that Kitty Pryde would disapprove of Scott's plans for the X-Men and start a counter-movement, gaining the support of a majority of X-Men, notably Storm, Wolverine and Colossus. As a result, Scott arranged for Kitty to be stuck on the Breakworld Bullet, knowing that she wouldn't be coming back.

[Justin K.]

X-men Origins; The Marauders

Watch Sinister extract the DNA from the originals. So many creative ways too...