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K-DoG7p7
07-22-2009, 05:15 PM
I know I would..
Spiffy
07-22-2009, 05:16 PM
For "Biggest Doofus", maybe. For Mayor? Not really.

And he's somewhat cluelessly playing "Hail to the Chief" on his website.
Flying Saucers Over Oz
07-22-2009, 05:46 PM
Well, he'd probably be an improvement over some of the clothed cowboys we've seen in government lately...
Infra-Man
07-22-2009, 09:15 PM
I'd rather vote for Red, the guy who runs the laundromat in my neighborhood. He's a crazy mother fucker, and man can he tell a story.
Michael P
07-22-2009, 09:16 PM
If the choice comes down to him or Bloomberg, then yeah.

(I swear, I keep expecting a commercial to pop up on TV saying how Bloomie saved us all from the Cloverfield monster.)
Night Swordsman
07-22-2009, 09:19 PM
Gee...this is easy: NO! :smile:
Infra-Man
07-22-2009, 09:19 PM
You know, I have probably received enough Bloomberg mailers that, when attached end to end, they could easily span the distance between Midtown Comics East to Midtown Comics West.
Michael P
07-22-2009, 09:23 PM
You know, I have probably received enough Bloomberg mailers that, when attached end to end, they could easily span the distance between Midtown Comics East to Midtown Comics West.

Following the streets, or as the pigeon flies? (There are no crows in New York that I'm aware of.)
Infra-Man
07-22-2009, 09:47 PM
Following the streets, or as the pigeon flies? (There are no crows in New York that I'm aware of.)

Following the streets. Only crows I've seen in New York are on Halloween, and they always get the cheap runny make-up to do the facepaint.

Maybe instead of attaching Bloomberg mailers end to end, I can use them as a dotted line to mark my progess between the two stores, kinda like when Billy runs amok in the neighborhood in Family Circus.

When I finally get from Midtown West to Midtown East, I can tell the person working the register: "Boy, did I get tuckered. I could sure go for some pusgetty and meatbulbs!"
Shades0077
07-23-2009, 12:11 AM
Following the streets. Only crows I've seen in New York are on Halloween, and they always get the cheap runny make-up to do the facepaint.

Maybe instead of attaching Bloomberg mailers end to end, I can use them as a dotted line to mark my progess between the two stores, kinda like when Billy runs amok in the neighborhood in Family Circus.

When I finally get from Midtown West to Midtown East, I can tell the person working the register: "Boy, did I get tuckered. I could sure go for some pusgetty and meatbulbs!"

Hahahaha! Oh man, it's so funny because you said those words wrong!


God I hate Family Circus.
Spiffy
07-23-2009, 02:23 AM
Only crows I've seen in New York are on Halloween, and they always get the cheap runny make-up to do the facepaint.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20080804/000d6065c51b0a010e7f54.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/13/18311276_f34889e822.jpg
Infra-Man
07-23-2009, 06:46 AM
Hahahaha! Oh man, it's so funny because you said those words wrong!


God I hate Family Circus.

Haha. Worse than that, of course, are the comics where the punchline is one of the kids describing something really banal.

"Dolly and I made a phone call!"

And?