J-Bolt News

[Papergirl]

Papergirl, you're the perfect stealth agent because everyone thinks you're sweet.

HOW WRONG THEY ARE!

Gail
Reminds me of the time I went grocery shopping with some Goth friends of mine in Orlando.

Them: All dressed in black, with the heavy make-up, long straight black hair and everything.

Me: Curly red hair, purple slacks, white blouse, white high-heeled sandals. VERY normal looking.

I was standing in line with them and the cashier at the other counter says to me, "Miss, you can come over here. My register is open." I replied, "Oh, that's okay! I'm with them!" and pointed at my friends.

Her jaw just about hit the ground. I think the poor girl is still in therapy today.

After that, we decided that I could infiltrate the Soccer Mom crowd. Until I open my mouth. THEN they'll know I ain't one of them! ;)

My personal motto has always been: I only LOOK normal.

[Dreadstar]

After that, we decided that I could infiltrate the Soccer Mom crowd.

What a coincidence. I've been trying to "infiltrate" the local soccer mom crowd myself! Small world...


My personal motto has always been: I only LOOK normal.
Good one. the key is keeping them off-balance. I do the backwoods yokel thing myself.


They never see it coming till it hits them.

[founder81]

Now that our J-bolt Movie weekend is over, how do you plan to move on with your life.

a: buy the ratrace DVD to keep always

b: you already have the ratrace DVD and sleep with it under your pillow to that much closer to J-Bolt

c: shoot yourself in the head because now that you've glimpsed J-Bolt's true face you can't handle never being able to see it in its full glory

[mortari]

Oh, my gosh.

I don't like to post from the new job but this is too much not to share.

I was doing a little between call research for the Chicago WW interview show we do every year. One of the guys wants to interview Jackson (Jason) Bostick, He played Shazam in the TV series.

Bombshell (2005) - J-Bolt is listed in his credits.

I now know what the last question will be and we will have it on tape (or DVD, I'm getting pretty good at that) in just a few long weeks.

[Gail Simone]

Jackson is a great guy, who frankly, knows full well what's going on. He's a totally stand up guy.

Gail

[Charles RB]

Jackson knows that all this is going on and he doesn't respond with angry legal action? He's a better man than me, I'll give him that.

[Papergirl]

What a coincidence. I've been trying to "infiltrate" the local soccer mom crowd myself! Small world...
HA! Something tells me we ain't talking about the same type of 'infiltrating' here...

:p

Good one. the key is keeping them off-balance. I do the backwoods yokel thing myself.


They never see it coming till it hits them.
Hee! Everyone thinks I'm so sweet and innocent.

Until they talk to me for more than 30 seconds.

I've had more than a few people walk away with totally stunned looks on their faces. :D

[sk716]

Okay, so I got bored last night and read this whole thread, all 34 pages of hilarity.

Tonight, still bored, went to the J-Bolt Site, I read the comics (The horror! The horror), wandered aimlessly and wondered, why does it seem to me that the same person could not possibly have drawn both comics? Seriously, the 'art' (and I use the term loosely) in When Lightning Strikes is a less than stellar, while the "art" of Bombshell looks like it was done by someone mildly familiar with a pencil. Did anyone else think this? I mean it is entirely possible that the colorist... ah never mind...

I don't think adding my comments about the writing will add anything else to that discussion (The horror! The horror). But I did have the strength to read through to the editors page... He wants letters for publication, I think we ought to give him some (The horror! The horror! my eyes will never heal!).

I also visited the incredibly popular message board... I wonder about Ariel, is she/he another personality just to create questions for "Heather" to answer? Wouldn't that be three personalities all talking to each other? That's too much for me to comprehend... Or is Ariel somebody from here just toying around and making every attempt at not getting banned from those boards.

Damn, what a saga!

[Cream Filled Taco]

Okay, so I got bored last night and read this whole thread, all 34 pages of hilarity.

Tonight, still bored, went to the J-Bolt Site, I read the comics (The horror! The horror), wandered aimlessly and wondered, why does it seem to me that the same person could not possibly have drawn both comics? Seriously, the 'art' (and I use the term loosely) in When Lightning Strikes is a less than stellar, while the "art" of Bombshell looks like it was done by someone mildly familiar with a pencil. Did anyone else think this? I mean it is entirely possible that the colorist... ah never mind...

I don't think adding my comments about the writing will add anything else to that discussion (The horror! The horror). But I did have the strength to read through to the editors page... He wants letters for publication, I think we ought to give him some (The horror! The horror! my eyes will never heal!).

I also visited the incredibly popular message board... I wonder about Ariel, is she/he another personality just to create questions for "Heather" to answer? Wouldn't that be three personalities all talking to each other? That's too much for me to comprehend... Or is Ariel somebody from here just toying around and making every attempt at not getting banned from those boards.

Damn, what a saga!


I believe the differences in art you see is an improvement on his part over the years. I believe the first comic was done many many years ago.

And Ariel isn't J-Bolt. Ariel is messing with him.

[Gail Simone]

One great thing about J-Bolt is, he really IS incredibly dense. Someone wrote a joke letter to him and signed it "Robby Liefeld," and he put it on the front page of his site. Then when someone, it might have been me, felt bad for J and pointed out that it was a GODDAMN 100% OBVIOUS EVEN A MORON COULDN'T MISS IT joke, he claimed he knew that and put it on the front page because it was a real fan letter.

He's as smart as they come, if you're talking about poodles. ANY praise, no matter how pathetic or sarcastic, is a big deal to him.

Gail

[Dreadstar]

I have a confession to make.

I made a toon named J-Bolt on the CoH Victory server.

Is that wrong of me?

[Sheldon]

Does he have a mullet and cool shades?

[Dreadstar]

Does he have a mullet and cool shades?
How could it not?

It even has a red Members Only jacket with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows.

[Sheldon]

You gotta post a screen cap!

Pretty Please?

[Dreadstar]

You gotta post a screen cap!

Pretty Please?
Maybe later, when I get home to the computer that has it.

[Cam63]

One great thing about J-Bolt is, he really IS incredibly dense. Someone wrote a joke letter to him and signed it "Robby Liefeld," and he put it on the front page of his site. Then when someone, it might have been me, felt bad for J and pointed out that it was a GODDAMN 100% OBVIOUS EVEN A MORON COULDN'T MISS IT joke, he claimed he knew that and put it on the front page because it was a real fan letter.

He's as smart as they come, if you're talking about poodles. ANY praise, no matter how pathetic or sarcastic, is a big deal to him.

Gail

OK. Now I'm starting to feel sorry for the bugger.

[Gail Simone]

Whenever I feel sorry for him, I think of all the times he's tried to get money buy selling things that never came to exist.

That's not fun.

Gail

[Cam63]

Maybe just a little sorry, then.

[kcarroll]

He's also back to charging 6 dollars for a comic book that he clearly drew many years ago, and an unfinished comic book. When the quality of that WLS #0 was discussed here, J-Bolt said it was unfair to judge him by that because it did not reflect his current drawing or writing abilities. Now he's charging for it again.

There's just no way to feel sorry for him. All of his problems are self-inflicted.

[sk716]

Maybe just a little sorry, then.

Maybe we should write him fan letters.... :evilsmile

[Cam63]

I do like his mullet. As mullets go, it's not bad.

[Justin D.]

Did anyone else get freaked out for a second when they read the article on the front page with the words "Lightning Strikes!" in it until you realized it was about Wildstorm and not J-Bolt?

Or was that just me?

[Sheldon]

I had the same reaction.......damn Wildstorm stealing J-bolts ideas! Dammit he published his work in 1981 in a school newspaper! He deserves respect!

[founder81]

why doesn't someone post that on the LBC boards. It could get our entertainment back.

"Bash forum steals J-Bolt's thunder"

that should be a week's entertainment at least.

[sk716]

Okay, see, I was thinking, who calls themselves J-Bolt? Seriously, even the domain name is registered to J-Bolt.


Source (http://www.homaco.com/runway/jboltassemb.htm)

J-Bolt Assemblies

J-Bolts are made of 1/4" or 5/16" steel rod. Each assembly includes one 1/4-20" or 5/16-18" hex nut, and one 1/4" or 5/16" lock washer. Zinc plated and dichromate (UL classified).
So this is what he's made of....

He has a page at mailhollywood.com (http://www.mailhollywood.com/cel.php?viewCel=17161), is there no end to this man's delusion?

A blast from the past, for you guys anyway, I found this while trying to find out why Jim "J-Bolt" Fisher wants people to think he isn't the same person, or at least a catagorical listing of each of his delusions: Movie Poop Shoot (http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/delusions/7.html)

I wonder if people refuse to take him seriously because of his choice to adopt a handle as his name? I fully intended to ask him this on his message boards, but somehow I'm banned and I've never posted on the board before. See all of you bashers caused them to ban everybody from ever posting on the board except for "Heather" and Ariel.

Can anybody post and ask in a very serious and respectful manner, as opposed to the snarky way I would have done it, if he thinks his choice of name may be affecting whether or not people take him seriously "as an artist"?
Please, I really want to hear the answer, :evilsmile .

[MacQuarrie]

I've been away since the ninth. Surely there's some J-Bolt goodness awaiting me.

[Michael P]

For what it's worth, I saw a guy wearing a Lightning Bolt Entertainment T-Shirt at SDCC. So they do apparently exist.

[Matt Algren]

Subject: Re: Jim Fisher's Resume
Name: Caliban
Date Posted: Jul 29, 04 - 9:25 PM
Message: According to the recent posts here, Jim Fisher is now confirmed to be one of the artists working on LBC projects. In the ashcan, the interview written by Jim Fisher says he is an independent investigative journalist, and that he investigated LBC and found nothing wrong.

Surely there is a misrepresentation here. If Fisher is in fact a staffer, his claims to journalistic impartiality and objectivity are suspect. For LBC to state such falsehoods about his relationship to the company indicates a serious breach of the public trust.

Is Jim Fisher a staffer, or is he an independent journalist?

Uh-oh. Looks like J forgot his story.

[Cam63]

I think Mr. Bolt sees Mr. Fisher every time he looks in a mirror.

I wonder if he talks to himself with an evil Green Goblin like voice.

[Matt Algren]

I think Mr. Bolt sees Mr. Fisher every time he looks in a mirror.

I wonder if he talks to himself with an evil Green Goblin like voice.

I have a feeling it's more of a Mr. Garrison/Mr. Hat relationship. (Which would make "Heather" Mr. Twig.)

[Cam63]

I can see that.

[Michael P]

I can see that.
So can I. Heaven help me, so can I.

[Loren]

Uh-oh. Looks like J forgot his story.

But at least thanks to the miracle of post-deletion, no one else can read that flub anymore. Or about Jim's resume and his career highlight of "Captain Candycane."

Loren

[Matt Algren]

Or about Jim's resume and his career highlight of "Captain Candycane."
Loren

Maybe there'll be a Captain Candycane pin-up in the members section. I'm dying to read the tragic tale of Candycane's origin. I just KNOW that he's got it written down somewhere.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm seriously considering paying the six bucks to become a member, just for the hell of it. No doubt it will piss Fisher off big-time to discover that I'm his only paying customer ever for anything.

[Wil Radcliffe]

I found this recent post by Ariel to be somewhat telling.

J.B. Fisher conducted an interview with J-Bolt that's featured in the "When Lightning Strikes" ashcan. He was an expose reporter from Las Vegas, working mostly for small newspapers, but he's retired now. For example, he did a story on the hypocrisy of Vegas malls that banned smoking but allowed the sale of drug paraphernalia. He was big into writing about bad business practices and shady dealings, and so J-Bolt thought he'd be ideal to conduct an interview about LBC.

I got quite a chuckle out of the last line.

[Gail Simone]

I still think this would be great if it was a hoax.

Gail

[Cam63]

Wow.

I just noticed how much attention the Bolt Man has recieved here, with over 500 posts and nearly 10,000 viewings on this thread alone.

That may please the bugger some.

[founder81]

Wow.

I just noticed how much attention the Bolt Man has recieved here, with over 500 posts and nearly 10,000 viewings on this thread alone.

That may please the bugger some.

J-Bolt's mind

10,000 views = 50,000 people. Cause when its the Bolt man, people gather in groups for his glory.

[Cam63]

...and that's why we love him.

[Matt Algren]

Finally! Some J-Bolt news! It's just a budget for the film, but one wonders where he thinks he's going to get $2.2M for his film. (Maybe from ripping off customers 20 bucks at a time...Only 109,999 to go!) Not to mention the caliber of performers who'll work for nothing.

Of course, this all takes place on Earth-J, where Jim Fisher's monthly books are insanely popular and men are running to the barbershop to get the "J-Bolt" cut.


Subject: Re: BombShell budget?
Name: Heather Andes
Date Posted: Aug 15, 04 - 2:25 AM
Email: HAndes@lightning-bolt-comics.com
Website: http://www.lightning-bolt-comics.com
Who would you choose to play BombShell: Can't say
Who would you choose to play Marinna: Can't say
Message: The $2.2 million is the complete budget for the project.

You'd be absolutely surprised what can be done with such a medium-budget film, Ariel. With what J-Bolt has in the works, nobody will be disappointed once the film hits theaters, I'm sure.

Films that cost $75-85 million are really taken up by the casts' salaries. People like Halle Berry and Ben Affleck end up getting around $15-20 million for their involvement in the projects, alone. And there's absolutely no need for that. However, Jack Nicholson was only paid $7 million for Batman because he was the smart one and negotiated points in the film, knowing he'd make a LOT more money.

Heather
--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---

Replying to:

According to IMdB, the budget for BombShell is just $2.2 million. Is this the final budget figure, or is J-Bolt still trying to raise more money to up the budget?

To be honest, I don't see how you could put together a real slam-bang blockbuster with just over $2 million. I saw Bubba Ho-Tep recently, and even though its actors worked for very little, there was minimal set work, and the special effects were pretty basic, it still cost $1.2 million. By comparison, Catwoman cost $85 million, and Daredevil $75 million.
Ariel

[MacQuarrie]

I'm still banned. Sigh.

Where's the love? I'm a paying customer, dammit.

[Cream Filled Taco]

I'm still banned. Sigh.

Where's the love? I'm a paying customer, dammit.

I think you should hit him up to appear in the movie. Tell him you'll work for free, and you can be the first person Boobshell kills. He might take some satisfaction in that, and you could wipe out his entire budget at the craft services table.

[Cam63]

Would this " film making " debacle make an episode of The Simpsons with Homer and Bolt showing Hollywood how it should really be done ?

Methinks, maybe....

[MacQuarrie]

I think you should hit him up to appear in the movie. Tell him you'll work for free, and you can be the first person Boobshell kills. He might take some satisfaction in that, and you could wipe out his entire budget at the craft services table.
That's a beautiful idea. I'm totally going to pitch that.

[Guapo Méndez]

Films that cost $75-85 million are really taken up by the casts' salaries. People like Halle Berry and Ben Affleck end up getting around $15-20 million for their involvement in the projects, alone. And there's absolutely no need for that. However, Jack Nicholson was only paid $7 million for Batman because he was the smart one and negotiated points in the film, knowing he'd make a LOT more money.

Heather


No, you stupid fabrication of a woman.

In 1988, no one even dared to ask such an amount of money. What Nicholson got was the equivalent of a 20 million paycheck and a George Lucas type deal of percentage earning. And well, it was Jack Friggin Nicholson. If he had asked for 20 las vegas showgirls to rub his temples between takes he'd get them.

Someone who can still access the site give him the number of Roger Corman. Now he can do stuff under a million bucks. :)

[Spike-X]

The J-Bolt Family Of Companies doesn't have time to worry about inconsequential details like inflation!

[MacQuarrie]

Did "Heather" really call $2.2 million a medium-budget film?

That's so funny.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Did "Heather" really call $2.2 million a medium-budget film?

That's so funny.


You know, you could make the worlds greatest porno with $2.2 million. The main character would fit perfectly!

But I think J-Bolt's gonna take the money and run as soon as he figures out he has no clue what he's doing. That might take a while though.

[Sir Tim Drake]

You know, you could make the worlds greatest porno with $2.2 million. The main character would fit perfectly!

But I think J-Bolt's gonna take the money and run as soon as he figures out he has no clue what he's doing. That might take a while though.

When I read this, I thought, "You know, J-Bolt ought to be in prison."

Then I thought, "But wait, he hasn't committed any crime."

And finally I thought, "Except being an idiot. There ought to be a prison for idiots."

[Charles RB]

You know, you could make the worlds greatest porno with $2.2 million.

That's where J-Bolt's going wrong. He should be setting up a porn company first and then use the money from that to make comics. Porn makes money, y'know.

This all relies on his mother letting him produce porn from out of her basement, of course.

[founder81]

When I read this, I thought, "You know, J-Bolt ought to be in prison."

Then I thought, "But wait, he hasn't committed any crime."

And finally I thought, "Except being an idiot. There ought to be a prison for idiots."

There is a place like that,they call it Hollywood


This all relies on his mother letting him produce porn from out of her basement, of course.

Mother approved porn. There's just something.....not right about that.

[TCJohnson]

I have never heard of JBolt until now, so I have been catching up. Man, this is fascinating. This man is the Ed Wood of the comic book industry but without Wood's optimism and enthusiasm. Of course, Ed Wood actually created a finished product.

You know he is going to be baptized before that movie is completed.

I really do feel sorry for the guy. Yes, I know he is a crook who stol MacQuarrie's money, but he just doesn't seem bright enough to make an honest living. I really hope he finds the medication he desperately needs.

[Cam63]

When I read this, I thought, "You know, J-Bolt ought to be in prison."

Then I thought, "But wait, he hasn't committed any crime."

And finally I thought, "Except being an idiot. There ought to be a prison for idiots."

Most regular inmates are idiots.

[founder81]

I but he just doesn't seem bright enough to make an honest living.

he isn't bright enough to make a dishonest living either.

only explanation is Mom's basement

[TCJohnson]

I am sorry for brining this up again, but I am just fascinated by this guy.

Does he really believe his own hype?

[Guapo Méndez]

I am sorry for brining this up again, but I am just fascinated by this guy.

Does he really believe his own hype?
His hype breeds new hype on him, which breeds new hype on him, which breeds new hype on him, which breeds new hype on him, which breeds new hype on him...


Cycle has been going on for 4 years now. His Hype is about to reach critical mass.

[JeffreyWKramer]

This all relies on his mother letting him produce porn from out of her basement, of course.


I doubt there's much of a market for vids showing a clearly addled guy wanking it in a basement somewhere.

[Charles RB]

I doubt there's much of a market for vids showing a clearly addled guy wanking it in a basement somewhere.

There are fanfiction E-groups set up about male pregnancy stories. There's a market for EVERYTHING in porn-land.

[TCJohnson]

Well, he could always team up with Heather, can't he?

(By the way, Charles, Only You Can Save Mankind is an great book.)

[Charles RB]

Yes, it is. The Space Invaders wrecks were genius.

[JeffreyWKramer]

There are fanfiction E-groups set up about male pregnancy stories. There's a market for EVERYTHING in porn-land.

Just because there are enough people with a given, bizarre quirk for it to have a website or Yahoo group doesn't mean said quirk is economically viable as porn-for-profit.

Besides if someone really wants to watch someone else whack off, it sounds like there are plenty of webcam sites for that already.

[founder81]

Just because there are enough people with a given, bizarre quirk for it to have a website or Yahoo group doesn't mean said quirk is economically viable as porn-for-profit.

Besides if someone really wants to watch someone else whack off, it sounds like there are plenty of webcam sites for that already.

But none of the Websites have been j-Boltized. j-bolt must have j-bolt porn.

[Cam63]

I am sorry for brining this up again, but I am just fascinated by this guy.

Does he really believe his own hype?

Apparently he does.

He's one maniacal laugh away from being put in a special home with cushions on the walls and floors.

That or he's a criminal genius.

[founder81]

That or he's a criminal genius.

bwahahahahahhahahahaaa

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

hahahaahahahaaaa

just..........the.........thought........of....... ....that.......

hahahahahahaaahahahahahaaahahahahahaahahahahaaahah ahahaaahahahaha


He'd be worse then the Amobia Boys
(Power Puff "villians", they always want to get arrested but can't)

[Cam63]

He may've been the genius behind the theft of " The Scream " from that Scandinavian art gallery the other day.

I heard on the news it'd be unsellable on the black market

[Loren]

I heard on the news it'd be unsellable on the black market

Stolen famous art is always impossible to fence on the black market, but that's not what it's used for. Rather, it tends to get used as collateral for big-money drug deals and the like. Thus, it's never really sold so much as traded around as an IOU.

Loren

[Guapo Méndez]

Stolen famous art is always impossible to fence on the black market, but that's not what it's used for. Rather, it tends to get used as collateral for big-money drug deals and the like. Thus, it's never really sold so much as traded around as an IOU.

Loren

I suspect Thomas Crowne is involved.

[TCJohnson]

J-Bolt is Thomas Crown? Whodda thunk it. Makes sense...well, as much as anything else about Bombshell makes sense.

[founder81]

Thus, it's never really sold so much as traded around as an IOU.

Loren

J-Bolt to Studio

"IOU one movie budget"

[Magneto_X]

J-Bolt's talent is wasted on "making comics/movies". He should get into being a PR man. Marvel or DC would be lucky to have this guy working in their marketing department. :)

[Magneto_X]

J-Bolt = Dwight. R.Vlahos??????????

[Spike-X]

J-Bolt's talent is wasted on "making comics/movies". He should get into being a PR man. Marvel or DC would be lucky to have this guy working in their marketing department. :)
I dunno, would he be able to adjust to publicising comics/movies that have actually been made?

[Magneto_X]

I dunno, would he be able to adjust to publicising comics/movies that have actually been made?

I'm sure if was paid enough he'd try to make it work. Money is a great motivator, after all---and I doubt he's the heir to a rich fortune (and if he is they probly made sure he didn't get in the will by now).

[PatrickG]

Great idea. Remember how CrossGen trained everyone in Italian?

DC and/or Marvel would just need to hire someone to teach J-Bolt english first and he'd be set.

[OzBat!]

J-Bolt = Dwight. R.Vlahos??????????Nononono, Dwight is an unrecognised Genius in his own right, no J-boltnesian tomfoolery required!

[Pamela Jarvinen]

I happened across this thread while I was looking for information about a comic book named Bombshell.
I had an interest in this because my husband Kirk was approached by a particular tv writer/producer/director by the name of 'Craig'
(rhymes with devious) in 2001 to create a costume for a character called Bombshell which was to be based on the appearance of Pamela Anderson.

not unlike alot of other offers that comic creators receive, this one only came with the promise of 'back end money', but because 'Craig' was (at the time) a creator of television character Kirk enjoyed, he followed up the offer with designing some characters in three point views for 'Craig' to use for "pitching purposes"
no money whatsoever was ever paid to Kirk for his work, and over time he lost interest in the future of the project because there was huge expectations for delivery of work without even the offer of any money up front and 'Craig' expressly wanted complete credit for character creation. Craig gave Kirk some official parting papers, but kept the artwork still. I seem to remember seeing something amongst the posts about a writer involved who had been from Las Vegas, which is ironic because we were living in Las Vegas at the time. I couldn't read all of the posts in this thread because I sort of lost track at what was real and what was a joke.

I haven't been able to locate any pictures of the comic book characters, but I am definitely intriqued now... and I would appreciate it, if anyone has any further information, especially a picture of the title character- Bombshell.
thanks

[Screwtape]

Ask and ye shall receive...

http://www.cafepress.com/lbcstore.2751138?zoom=yes#zoom

Hopefully this isn't what you're looking for... J-Bolt seems like a harmless enough crank, and he claims to have created most of these characters in middle school (and "Bombshell" isn't exactly the world's most original superhero name).

Still, you never know.

[TCJohnson]

Here is some others.

http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/Members/BombShell/BS01p01pre.html
http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/Members/BombShell/BS01p02pre.html
http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/Members/BombShell/BS01p03pre.html
http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/Members/BombShell/BS01p04pre.html

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Nononono, Dwight is an unrecognised Genius in his own right, no J-boltnesian tomfoolery required!

no my mOther recongizes my ability to think in excellent ways thank you, but that was nic eof you to make a comment like that to a stranger on the internet that you don't know.

this forum was always to hardon guys like Jay because there were things different about him and the way he liked to do his businessses. I never got the chance to work with him or for him but I would based on his ability to generate attention for himself.

Hey, in the professional comic game attention getting is the number one most important numero uno important thing to do. ANYBODY can draw like John Kirby or STan Lee, but it takes a lot of work to make people pay attention to it or spend their money on it. "Gail simon" draws some of the best ladies in comicsbooks you can get in a shop but her forum is where she makes the sales because she's able to make the "PR" happen here. So "she" draws it, staples it, puts it into the shop and people get it because of what they saw her say here, absolutely.

Once she has gotten the story on the page and then made the comics, she's sitting back in her <humor>chaching machine (THAT'S A CASH REGISTER!)</ huymor> watching her dollars turn into donuts. So, if it's "hype" like you call it, then it's the most important to do at.

ZOOMBABOOM BABIES!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[Screwtape]

You're an EDITOR? God almighty.

[Typo Lad]

"Gail simon" draws some of the best ladies in comicsbooks you can get in a shop

Psst...Gail's the writer. Someone else draws the booby pics.

ZOOBOOMAFOOM BABIES!

Dwight R. Vlahos[/QUOTE]

Ah-hah.

Your secret is out. You are really a talking lemur!

I really need to watch less PBS Kids...

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

You're an EDITOR? God almighty.

yes although I don't think God made me this way but god might have I don't know or see what that has to do with comics eiditing.

Do you need on or some help with writing? Just pm'd me and we can talk about rates and thigns like that or maybe just mentoring IF YOU ARE GOOD!

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Psst...Gail's the writer. Someone else draws the booby pics.

ZOOBOOMAFOOM BABIES!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Ah-hah.

Your secret is out. You are really a talking lemur!

I really need to watch less PBS Kids...[/QUOTE]

after getting her last comic I think I know who does the drawing in them. Ther's no need to insult "Gail" like that if you don't like what she does. I think "she" draws "her' books great.

If your last thing was humorously done please remember to explain the joke because I don't get it, unless it's some liberal crap humor like they put on PBS with theri gay lesbian childrens shows with bunnies. AND there's onothing wrong with gay lesbisns or anything, I just don't think I should have to let it on my television when it isn't necessary.

ZOOMBABOOM BABIES!

Dwight. R. Vlahos

[Typo Lad]

I don't buy gail's comics because she is mean to me and calls me names.

As for the lemur thing, there is a PBS show about two brothers who live in the jungle and hang out with a talking lemur named Zabu, who shouts 'Zaboomafoo'. "Zaboomafu" is also the name of the show. I do not think there are any gay bunnies. They did have a female tiger that liked to play with balls though, which I thougth was a bit innapropriate.

[TCJohnson]

As much as I love Gail Simone's art, I really buy Birds of Prey for Ed Benes' writing.

[Typo Lad]

As much as I love Gail Simone's art, I really buy Birds of Prey for Ed Benes' writing.

I hear he's very skilled, but I cannot get over being called a "strumpet".

Oh the pain. I shouldn't have mentioned it.

Anyway, that's why I would never buy a book by such a mean woman.

[Screwtape]

Ha! Ha and double ha! You fall into the trap of assuming that all the DC Comics are not, in fact, written by Dan Didio! Jeez, I would have thought it was clear by now. I mean, how was "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" NOT Jim Lee and Jim Lee alone? It's so obvious!

[Typo Lad]

Ha! Ha and double ha! You fall into the trap of assuming that all the DC Comics are not, in fact, written by Dan Didio! Jeez, I would have thought it was clear by now. I mean, how was "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" NOT Jim Lee and Jim Lee alone? It's so obvious!

You're on crack.

Clearly, it was the work of Geoff Johns.

Obscure characters. Careful attention to continuity.

Who else could it be?

I know it ccouldn't really be Moore. Everyone knows he died in a tantric sex incident.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

I don't buy gail's comics because she is mean to me and calls me names.

As for the lemur thing, there is a PBS show about two brothers who live in the jungle and hang out with a talking lemur named Zabu, who shouts 'Zaboomafoo'. "Zaboomafu" is also the name of the show. I do not think there are any gay bunnies. They did have a female tiger that liked to play with balls though, which I thougth was a bit innapropriate.

'gail' isn't even a real person she amdited it, she's an art studio or something if you search here you can find out where she admits it and its also in m signature if you LEARN HOW TO READ and UNDERSTAND what is written with words! so don't get mad at "her" for that because it's not like she's there. My friends told me at comiccon a few years ago that she's really a couple of young kids.

How long has this monkey show beeon on pbs? Because I think there's some copyright stealing hapenning and that isn't right at all to copy and steal things that arne't yours. I don't care about ball playing theere are bigger issues that are important here!

[Typo Lad]

'gail' isn't even a real person she amdited it, she's an art studio or something if you search here you can find out where she admits it and its also in m signature if you LEARN HOW TO READ and UNDERSTAND what is written with words!

I can understand most people's writing. It seems to be yours I have issues with.

Still, the problem must by me. I will now go scour myself with a wet noodle.

so don't get mad at "her" for that because it's not like she's there. My friends told me at comiccon a few years ago that she's really a couple of young kids.

I am not mad, I am hurt. I confided in "gail" and she made a whole thread about my being a strumpet. I am still not sure what a strumpet is exactly but I can tell it is not good.

So whoever or whatever Gail is, it is too painful to read books with that name on it.

Besides, who can see to read through the tears?

How long has this monkey show beeon on pbs?

LEMURS ARE NOT MONKEYS. You can tell because they have less toes and don't throw their own poop. Lemurs are also strict vegitarians, where as some monkeys will eat meat.

It started in 1999 but was ended in 2001. Still, PBS airs it.

I take back what I said about there not being any gayness in it. The two brothers spend a lot of time in "the closet". Not too subtle, eh?

http://pbskids.org/zoboo/

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-9966/

Because I think there's some copyright stealing hapenning and that isn't right at all to copy and steal things that arne't yours. I don't care about ball playing theere are bigger issues that are important here!

The ball playing was sick! The tiger would put them in her mouth and pop them! The brothers just laughed and winced occasionally.

What a thing to teach children!

BALLS ARE NICE! BE GENTLE WITH THEM!

[Screwtape]

You're on crack.WHO TOLD?!

[TCJohnson]

I am willing to bet that this is MacQuarrie under another name.

[Typo Lad]

I am willing to bet that this is MacQuarrie under another name.

What, like how Winnie-the-Poo lived under the name of Sanders?

[MacQuarrie]

I am willing to bet that this is MacQuarrie under another name.
You will lose that bet.

I'm not Dwight. I didn't even know Dwight was back until Morts told me today.

There are numerous people who can confirm that I'm not Dwight.

[MacQuarrie]

Ask a SuperMod to run my IP number. I do not post at CBR under any other names, and have not done so for several years.

I was Rant-Man, The Big Red Cheese, and Alex the Droog at various times here, but never Dwight.

[TCJohnson]

And I hope you are not offended. Take it as a compliment. I ready his articles and have to wonder if they are made up by a really creative person.

[MacQuarrie]

And I hope you are not offended. Take it as a compliment. I ready his articles and have to wonder if they are made up by a really creative person.
No, not offended. Tired. More than a few people have suspected that I'm Dwight, and I'm not.

I've tried, but I can't write his unique style. At all. It pains me, but I can't do it. I can't impersonate J-Bolt or Dwight at all.

Oh how I wish I could. Dwight R. Vlahos is an unrecognized genius.

[Brandon Hanvey]

Dwight's IP # 24.18.47.193

Jim's IP # 216.249.91.221

They are two different posters.

[TCJohnson]

Dwight, no offense...thought you were too original to be true.


Maybe he is Gail under another name. Hmmmm.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Dwight's IP # 24.18.47.193

Jim's IP # 216.249.91.221

They are two different posters.

Hey internets leave off the MacQuarries and alone! I couldve told you that me and the Mac are not he same at all people, because we are different. This is not comic books this is real life and in real life you can't have two people in the same body inunless they are siamese twins but that's not even what they are, really. Siamese twins are two peple who have skin or bone that makes them look like one big monster to people who aren't nice or who look at them like that. SIAMESE TWINS ARE JUST PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF US ARE PEOPLE SO LAY OFF OF THEM!

But I am not someone who has had my brain sent int o macquarie or anything because I am not Doctor Doom and neither is he, because he's nice and would not do something like that supervillains do to begin with. Plus he was the only one who was around when I had the problem with my exwife and the civic (THE BATTLE JITNEY LIVES!) over aol instand messenger. Unless it was one of his kids because they are also nice but if they were being their dad that wasn't nice, but it's also impossible anyway because as we've already established its not comic book world here it is the real world. not like that mtv tv show, either, the real real world where people live.

Jeez, you people here need tog get a grip on reality and stop thinking like life is a Fanstatic Four comicbook or something because there's nobody here who is made out of rocks or who can turn invisible. IT's important to underatnd reality because if you mix it up with comic books, then one of your friends might be on fire and you won't put them out because you're thinking that your friend has awesome superpowers when really he's just on fire and needs to be not on fire.

Jay is kind of crazy but is good at attention but macquarrie is just a good guy and supernice and I won't put up with anyone picking on him at all! and I am going to get in touch with the appropirate people at PBS for possibly stealing my trademark, which isn't official but I was using it first so they must've got it from me, so thatnk you mors for your links!

So put out your friends if they're on fire because this isn't comic book world and people are all just themselves and are not all macquarrie, and don't pick on macquarrie because he's good guy or set him on fire.

ZOOMBABOOM BABIES!

dwight

[Screwtape]

This is too good to be true.

[MacQuarrie]

See why I love this guy?

I need to go see if we still have Dwight's articles up at Monkey Spit. If not, I'll put them back up ASAP.

[Cam63]

Oh, yes PLEASE !

[sk716]

Heh, look what I found...

Re: This movie looks brilliant!
by - jarvinenk 10 hours ago (Thu Feb 10 2005 10:04:43) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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Can you please tell me who prints this comic book and where it can be found???

I have 'legal' interests in this issue

thank you

[Cream Filled Taco]

You will lose that bet.

I'm not Dwight. I didn't even know Dwight was back until Morts told me today.

There are numerous people who can confirm that I'm not Dwight.

Yep, MacQ is NOT Dwight.

[Nate C.]

J-Bolt, now Dwight. Johnston on Bendis. Bendis on Johnston. I am learning my comic book experience wasn't complete just reading them.

[Nate C.]

Oh, and am I a bad person for wanting to buy and proudly wear a bombshell t-shirt?

All those coy kids and their home star runner and "all your base belong to us" uubercoolness.

[founder81]

Dwight's IP # 24.18.47.193

Jim's IP # 216.249.91.221

They are two different posters.

And how do we know YOUR not in on this.

huh...

**turn on lamp in your face***

huh...

huh...

[YoGo]

Can someone please explain what Dwight is all about?

Is this just tongue in cheek humour or is he for real?

Cos I'm getting huge whiffs of J-bolt goodness from his posts. MMMmmmMMM..

[Screwtape]

Here's the real question on my mind, though: Who exactly are the Zoombaboom Babies? Are they like the Muppet Babies, or the X-Babies? They sound interesting.

[Shade]

There is no way Dwight is for reals.

If he were he would know that "gail" is a Junta NOT a Cabal.

[Screwtape]

I thought she was a Cadre...

[Guapo Méndez]

Here's the real question on my mind, though: Who exactly are the Zoombaboom Babies? Are they like the Muppet Babies, or the X-Babies? They sound interesting.

They are loosely related to the Bazoombaboom Twins.

[TCJohnson]

"gail" is a Junta.

Hey, C'mon, don't curse at Gail, even if it is in spanish!

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

See why I love this guy?

I need to go see if we still have Dwight's articles up at Monkey Spit. If not, I'll put them back up ASAP.

Hey well I have strong manfeelings for you too but not in a love way, just in a Luther way, where if we were on a field of battle battling enemies I would feel as if I could not worry about getting my head blown off because you've done something stupid because you are not the stupid, even if I don't understand your site or the 'jokes' on it. It's hard to tell at that site if you're serious or not because of all the side webpages that look real but aren't! just FYI and I don't mean to to do this so publicly that if your want to look professional with things like that its better not to let people think that youre doing someting you aren't, like the fake web pages which aren't really real at alll.

But I enjoyed them once you explained it all to me and now that I "get it" I think I understand what you're doing with your site and all. it woudl be an honor to have things up at your site again especially becaue I don't have to pay for it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just joking but I odn't have to, right is that included?

Also do you have expense accounts for all of your employeesd because if you do i'd like opne opened in my name at the 711 or AMPM near my house because hey, when you're working late you never know when you might need to nourish your body and mind with something to eat or dirink and i think that's only fair considering the hundreds of thousands you must be making off your contentss. But it is a chance to reach the pulpits so that's always fantastic.

I'm having a little trouble seeing today because of some baqd turkey I ate last night so if I'm not entirely loose then I hope you see. I started my own "blog" last night because it sems to be the best way to reach youth who don't seem to know how to read newspapers or anytyhing. it's all have to be flashy and ping ping now so I broke my rule and went flashy and ping ping too for the kids to reach them.

And hey YABS lay off of Jaybol because he's not just the person that makes things he also has feelings for himself that it's not good to jerk on. Okay? BE GROWNSUP ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT TRYING TO BE HARMFUL BUT ARE JUST TRYING TO EARN THERE MONE"Y THE OLD FASHIONED WAY!

Zoombaboom babies!

Dwight

[YoGo]

Oh man. Dwight, you are a God.

I love you.

Keep posting here. PLEASE!

[TCJohnson]

I still think it's funny how Dwight and Gail Simone never post at the same time.

[Screwtape]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

I still think it's funny how Dwight and Gail Simone are never post at the same time.

It is because I know gail's secret about her being two teen age men or boyls from oregon who are now in college somwhere which is good for them because education is good I guess or so people say. Getting a piece of paper that says you are somedobdy is the mos timportan thing a person can do, and that's growing half the battle just like they used to say in those GIJOE cartoons, so good liuck to those guys. I'm jsut guessing about college maybe they are just living in a cabin in the woods and hunting dear all day.

But anyway I know that gails so she doesn't but its not because we are the same person. What is with you people? LIFE IS NOT COMIC BOOKS YOU CAN'T BE TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAMET TIME! Jeez, what do you crazy internet jerk peole thin, that I say a magic word like SHASAM and then all of a sudden I'm gail or the two or more boys or men who I am sure are gail and then, boom, here I am Dwight? ONE MORE TIME LIFE IS NOT COMIC BOOKS AND MAGIC WORDS DON'T TURN YOU INTO PEOPLE! only people are people so if you see it, okay. I don't have to know how to explain it more clearly to because its obvious if you understand the things of people.

[TCJohnson]

But many people can be one person.


So Dwight is part of the Gail cabal. Who else is in it? Janeane Garofalo? We should make a list!

[Screwtape]

I don't have to know how to explain it more clearly to because its obvious if you understand the things of people.We need to start a book of quotations. Something leatherbound and slipcased, I think, with a nice ribbon bookmark and a gold-embossed title: "Th Quuotaitons off Dwight R. Vlahos."

I'd buy them for my friends.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

But many people can be one person.


So Dwight is part of the Gail cabal. Who else is in it? We should make a list!

1. many people cannot be one person because how would they wear pants? This doesn't make any sense to people tho are not stupid.

2. There is no way that I'm part of gails' cabal because if i was I wouldn't have to guess about who is in it, so DUH! If I was in Gail's cabal I wouldn't tell people either because then that would be dumb to tell people, "HEY, I AM IN GAIL'S CABAL!" Jeez.

3. YOu need to take some courses in common sense at Dwight school because then I could teach your brain to think in the way that wouldn't cause so much confusion for you. How do you find your underwear in the morning when you forget to wear it HAHAHAHAHA that was just a joke I don't care about your underwear at all--just making a humor statement that's all.

[YoGo]

Deathlok doesnt wear pants.

[Screwtape]

Nor does Donald Duck.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Deathlok doesnt wear pants.

1. Okay more time for reality people Deathlok is a CHARACATER IN A COMIBOOK! so he isn't real that means that its not a good example. How dyou people know how to make water goes into your mouth when you drink out of a glass?

2. Okay two and this is important DEATHLOK THE COMICBOBOK CHARACTER IS A CYBORG and they don't even have to wear pants at all because why would they? So this first thing you said makes sense but I don't understand why it's important to anything. Unless haha you fooled me into something that I don't get.

So good fo ryou. I agree that Deathlok does not wear pants. you are right.

[Screwtape]

I don't wear pants, either.

[TCJohnson]

2. There is no way that I'm part of gails' cabal because if i was I wouldn't have to guess about who is in it, so DUH! If I was in Gail's cabal I wouldn't tell people either because then that would be dumb to tell people, "HEY, I AM IN GAIL'S CABAL!" Jeez.

Well, you haven't told us you are in the cabal formerly known as Gail. You have denied it. And you keep pointing out other people, makes me think you are trying to get attention away from the true collective.

[YoGo]

2. Okay two and this is important DEATHLOK THE COMICBOBOK CHARACTER IS A CYBORG and they don't even have to wear pants at all because why would they?



To cover his little cyborg?

[OzBat!]

Don't you people have any long-term memory retention whatsoever? It's a JUNTA!. Not a Cabal! Sheeeesh!

[OzBat!]

I preferred it when Cyborg wore the short pants, not the bike shorts he does now.

[Karl J. Barnes]

Don't you people have any long-term memory retention whatsoever? It's a JUNTA!. Not a Cabal! Sheeeesh!

Long term....what was that again?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

With J-Bolt & Dwight around.....who needs to go off-line ? :D

[founder81]

I


am


Dwight!


bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

damn "a" button broke

[OzBat!]

You only wish, you Junta member wannabe!!





JUNTA. You know it's good; it sounds like J-BOLT!

[founder81]

Proud to be a Junta member

[Cam63]

How does the club song go again ?

[MacQuarrie]

I


am


Dwight!

No, Dwight is Dwight. I met him in San Diego a couple of years ago.

[Cam63]

He sounds like an amusing fella.

[OzBat!]

And founder81 has no clue... the Junta is as old as CBR, easily dating back to the original Kingdom Come Message Boards in 1996.

Fear the junta!

[Cam63]

I thought " Junta ! " was what Tarzan said when he steps in monkey shit.

[OzBat!]

No, that was "Jumbo", no apes involved.

[Typo Lad]

And founder81 has no clue... the Junta is as old as CBR, easily dating back to the original Kingdom Come Message Boards in 1996.

Fear the junta!

I fear them.

Although one of the junta is easy to beat. You just stand in front of a library and heckle him.

[Shade]

And founder81 has no clue... the Junta is as old as CBR, easily dating back to the original Kingdom Come Message Boards in 1996.

Fear the junta!


FEAR IT!!!!!!!

[founder81]

And founder81 has no clue... the Junta is as old as CBR, easily dating back to the original Kingdom Come Message Boards in 1996.

Fear the junta!

I fear them???

Kingdom Come Messge Boards????

1996????

Clue????

Junta????

please someone...give me something

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

No, Dwight is Dwight. I met him in San Diego a couple of years ago.

What is with the poeple's at this bash forum and their unable to grasp reality problems? For one thing you can't be more than once if you are a real person because that's just how it is and if you have more than once in your body at the same time like Deadman or some other piece of crap DCrapicbook then you have the problems of being crazy and should see the doctor right away. But just for your FYI psychiatrists are all crap and don't know what they're talking about anyway. It's all made up, but pills might help some of you so maybe you should eat some quick for your brain thinking problems.

Second, I am not anybody other than me and that's that so stop making such a simple problem into a huge problem that isn't hard for people to grasp if they understand the real parts of the world iin which we all live.

Second, this is all how it works; basically, you have to understand it and when you do, then you see it. That means that if you are like me and understand the wordl then you understand things. So its how I know that 'gail simone' is more than one person because her comics are drawn good and the stories tend to have good understood men in them, but it is NOT possible for a womans to write a real man so 'gail simone' cannot possibly be a woman. She also kind of understands how to write women, or at least feminazis HAHAHAHAHAHAHA but men can't do this. I nkow I can't do this, and I'm a man, so therefore it's simple. There must be more than one person.

thirdly and last, See how easy this was to do if you think it about the way you should do? So that should make it easy.

It's good that the bash forum peples have laid off of j-bolt because he's just who he is and not who he is not. This is very clear to understand for the brain.

OKAY BASH FORUM DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND NOW?

zoombaboom babies!

dwight

[MacQuarrie]

I fear them???
Fear. The crack that might flood your brain with light.

Kingdom Come Messge Boards????
Long before there was a CBR, there was Jonah's Page of Crappy Links, one of which was a message board for discussing the hottest comic on the racks, Kingdom Come.

1996????
That board was established in 1996. Within a few months, other boards were added, including the Never Ending Board. By the end of 1996, The Kingdom Come Boards had become Comic Book Resources.

Clue????
There is a small group of people still here who were part of that original gang on the KC Board. OzBat is one of them. There are several others, but you'll have to track them down yourself. Your clues are their former posting handles: Wet Willie, The Mighty Hank, Richard Spectre, Johnny DC, The White Knight, Buried Alien (that one's a gimme), Vance Dreadstar (so is that one), Shade (another gimme), Trench, the recently departed DaDamerican.... and a then-blonde woman.

I was part of the Second Wave, along with DC Know-it-All (AKA Kid Yoda, AKA Typo Lad, AKA....), tkm (AKA The Krawling Maggot, AKA....), Paradox, paul (AKA Hairbutt the Hippo, AKA...), and many others.

Junta????
Before she became a hotshot writer for DC, Gail was gail. She hosted a comics chat room at a site called State of Insanity. She created "Women in Refrigerators" with assistance from a few of the "Pantheon".

please someone...give me something
Okay, since you asked so nice. Here's an illustration done for the wedding of two original Pantheon members, Joe Grendel and Amazon/Amyzon.

http://home.earthlink.net/~macquarrie/images/grendel/wedding.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~macquarrie/images/grendel/whoswho.gif

[Pamela Jarvinen]

well, thank you for trying to help, screwtape and TCJohnson!

I looked at the cafepress link and based on that photo, its not the same bombshell character. I wasn't able to get the lightningbolt page to load correctly so I couldn't see anything else, other than the one view on cafepress.

as I said I happened on this thread after I was searching for information (based on the bombshell imdb movie thread).
artists have to protect their work, and I am a sort of a watchdog when it comes to the interests of the people I know and are my family.

a very strange coincidence that we were living in the same city as what was reported for jbolt at the time of his character creations, and the contract with the producer was ongoing at that time also, but none the less, it looks nothing like Kirk's work.

thanks for the help--- case closed

[founder81]

Okay, since you asked so nice. Here's an illustration done for the wedding of two original Pantheon members, Joe Grendel and Amazon/Amyzon.

http://home.earthlink.net/~macquarrie/images/grendel/wedding.jpg

Thank you I will treasure it always. Can you ship it in one fo the hard to find mailing tubes?

[PatrickG]

I'm not convinced. I've never heard anyone besides Dwight, J-Bolt and John Byrne use the phrase "Bash Forum". I'm not even certain why it's a figure of speech if it is one.

Do people actually use that phrase? I've never encountered it on any of the boards I frequent until I noticed J-Bolt -- and then John Byrne -- using it.

I hate the term. It's laced with a bitter, negative meme.

[OzBat!]

You're not implying a link between J-Bolt -- and John Byrne, are you Patrick?

[PatrickG]

No. But it would be funny.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Gail is John Byrne. Duh.


Bash forum! Bash forum! Bash! Forum!

That was fun!

[founder81]

Bash Forums is obvisously a derivitave of Super Smash Bros for N64 hence the term Bash instead of smash becasue you bash your oppenets until one wins and the others lose therefore smash=bash=winners=losers=forums.

Its that easy

[Screwtape]

What's up with John Byrne, anyway? I read some of the stuff on the Byrne Robotics page and he seems to have an unhealthy obsession with the internet [he posted with a completely straight face].

[MacQuarrie]

What's up with John Byrne, anyway? I read some of the stuff on the Byrne Robotics page and he seems to have an unhealthy obsession with the internet [he posted with a completely straight face].
The words "unhealthy obsession" and "internet" just seem to go together naturally, like "peanut butter" and "jelly", "scotch" and "soda" or "bondage" and "domination", don't they?

[Screwtape]

Or "peanut butter" and "domination."

[Shade]

Or "peanut butter" and "domination."

But not "scotch" and "jelly", thank God.

[Screwtape]

Says who?!

[Shade]

The Junta. Haven't you been paying attention?

[sk716]

Back on topic:

This is in reference to Jenny McCarthy

JENNY TURNS DOWN THE 'OCSAR' RUMORED TITLE ROLE IN 'BOMBSHELL'???
by - j-bolt (Sat Feb 5 2005 04:24:17) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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I just got the call today that, even though Jenny has been saying that she is either "the" or just "is" BombShell, in all the press, her agent, Jessica Pilch(apilch@icmtalent.com) of ICM, called me today to say that Jenny has turned down the title role of BombShell (found as BombShell (2005), here on imdb), which is is a film that has generated "Oscar" rumors, which would've carried a great deal of validity depending on Jenny's portrayal of the role.
Was Jenny concerned that she wouldn't be able to give that good of a performance (even though she she's been using the "BombShell" name in the press), or did she buckle under the pressure of the competition of other actresses who were vying for the role? Ms. Pilch nor Jenny will say, but another actress is in the final stages of signing for the role, that has been known as one of the BIGGEST "bombshells," since the late 1980's (since she was a teenagaer) and is now the age to play the role, with her looks only having improved even moreso than the late '80's (i'm well-known for having back-up at all times and this actress one of of the first choices because of her NATURAL endowments and talents). This actress HAS no fear of the challenge and is quite up to it with great ferver. THAT is the way all actresses should be, wouldn't you agree as a movie-goer?
The chosen british-born actress (voice-coaching will keep her words without her born accent, of course) will be giving her answer/signature by Monday 2/7/04, but her agent has said that she's quite excited about it and, since she's also been known for her record-breaking singing career (throughout these years), she'll also be doing the film's soundtrack. She'll be the one to have the chance at the "Oscar" rumor, and I guess Jenny will just have to keep dealing with her very few roles that show her to be a brainless, silicone-filled, airhead, because those seem to be the only roles she gets and is momeorized, by the fans, for.
Was it cowardice of the "Oscar" opportunity, happiness of much lesser roles, or of something unknown to any of us that Jenny would not perform a role that would give her more respect than she's ever received? Only Jenny and her agent know for sure. Maybe her fans should be asking them why because they aren't free to tell studio heads.
Until then... sorry, Jenny. You blew a role that could have made you much more than just eye-candy. I only give the opportunity ONCE and you had your's.
Maybe her fans should be asking why she blew off such an opportunity and let her know the mistake she's made. I'll leave that up to you fans. Meanwhile, her file as been put permanenently away as a dead file, of an actress who doesn't want to excel in more than being gawked and laughed at... as nothing more than an eye-tease. Too bad for her and her career.
Thank you and I'm sorry for breaking the sad news...
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Entertainment family of companies as well as Executive Producer/Producer of Lightning Bolt Productions and "BombShell," coming to theaters soon.

Apparently the Samantha Fox thing is for real, at least in J-Bolts' eyes.

[sk716]

But wait, there's MORE!!!!

This was on the boards for Amy Jo Johnson.

A.J. BEING RIPPED OFF BY HER AGENT AND NEEDS HER FANS HELP!!!!
by - j-bolt (Fri Feb 4 2005 04:17:23 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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In 2003, you e-mailed me, giving me, your support for A.J. to play in "BombShell" and gave me her agent's contact info. It was with Andrew Huckman at IFA with all the contact information, but she's not there, anymore.
A.J. quit Andrew sometime ago and is now being represented by some little jerk, named Joe Vance at Metropolitan Talent Agency. Their number is (303)857-4500, Vance's e-mail address and is JVance@MTA.com.
I'm J-Bolt, President/CEO of Lightning Bolt Entertainment, Co, and its subsidiaries, including Lightning Bolt Productions, not to mention the OWNER of the entire company, which we are currently in pre-production and casting of the "BombShell" movie (on imdb.com, it's found under BombShell (2005).
Every fan wrote, and spoke up, agreeing that A.J. would be perfect to play the hero, "Marinna," in the BombShell project, but this little Vance jerk started yelling at me (sounded like he was about 19 years old or similar), telling ME, of all people, that I don't know anything about making a film because I came to him, wanting A.J. to read the script and sign a standard "Letter of Intent" Or "Commitment" which ALL actors sign with a project that's in this stage which is standard, then outright refused to allow A.J. to see the script, let alone, even let her know about the project (which I'm sure she already does know, but doesn't know that her little idiot agent is with-holding film projects from her (for whatever his reason is).
On top of this, the head (I've been told that he's the President/Head of Metropolitan) won't even take the time to return my calls concerning this situation (he must somehow be related or getting....>ahem<...."special services" from Vance) so not to listen to my fans and my own instinct that A.J. would be perfect for this role, to even let her read the script, even leaving the message with one of his "lackeys" that I can do whatever I want about his inactivity in doing his job by making sure their clients get jobs that are offered to them, such as A.J. So, with me being a person who will get every bit of info to those who need to know it, I'm doing just that...starting with the most important source: A.J.'s FANS AND FOLLOWERS.
Now, it's going to take EVERY, SINGLE fan of A.J. to spread the word of this to EVERY,SINGLE A.J. fan-site, and every other fan/follower, so that she can catch on to what's going on and wonder what OTHER major motion pictures these twits are keeping from her. YOU and everyone else about knowing this particular situation need to query about what else they're doing. Obviously, she has no problem with leaving an agency and can easily go to another one, who'd take her in a heartbeat and get her the work that's being offered to her.
Obviously, these mental-midgets don't know how to treat Studio Owners/Presidents whom are also the Executive Producers/Producers of these major films, so I'm going to take my steps, with the pull I have, due to who I am, to contact Variety, Hollywood Reporter (maybe even the Enquirer... who knows), ANYONE I have to, but A.J. needs to hear from every, single one of her fans as to the details of what's going on here, even if you have to just cut/paste this message to each and every fan-site or chat, that has to do with her. ONE of them, at least, will get to her, so that she can get in contact DIRECTLY with me (no more lackeys that hurt actors' careers, like these people) then she/I can negotiate something from there.
This is why I hate dealing with agents, managers, etc.... because they hurt the performers' careers by not even asking the actors if they're interested in seeing a project. I had the same, EXACT problem with Pat Morita's agent, but I dealt with it the same way...and Pat set this moron straight.
You have me and my stature backing you all up, so it's going to take every single fan of A.J.'s to get the word to her, any way possible, and let her know that she can easily contact me through J-Bolt@lightningboltentertainment.com.
I'd hope that each actor and actress will start keeping an eye on their agents because 90% of the ones I've dealt with DON'T do their jobs. Besides that, I'm much higher on the food-chain, in this field, than they are, so I never worry about their little "threats" to me.
Don't worry if you see that another fan has already told A.J. about this situation, because the more people she hears this from, including you also, the more she's going to take it to heart and hurry her contact with me so that we may start negotiating her role in "BombShell." Let's get out there and get these morons called "agents", "managers", etc. exposed because the GOOD ones are too few and far between. Let's get the news of at least this bad one out to the actress who needs to hear it now, through every fan base possible (and A.J. has one of the largest I've known most actresses to have). Let's get on it quickly WITH NO HASTE, FOLKS!
Thank you for your help,
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Productions and its subsidiaries and parent company
along with Executive Producer/Producer of "BombShell"

Re: A.J. BEING RIPPED OFF BY HER AGENT AND NEEDS HER FANS HELP!!!!
by - LegallyBlonde176 (Fri Feb 4 2005 16:08:20 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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I will definatly spread the word!
Re: A.J. BEING RIPPED OFF BY HER AGENT AND NEEDS HER FANS HELP!!!!
by - j-bolt (Sat Feb 5 2005 03:26:21 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse


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Thank you, for Industry Pros like myself and A.J. who is royally getting screwed out of a major deal, by her agent.
Like I've said, about 90% of these agents, managers, etc. are all the same way, when they are supposed to be getting GOOD films for their clients. That's why actors/actreeses remain type-cast to one role and/or are unable to get roles in other TV shows and movies...their agents/managers keep them that way.
And people wonder why many of them end up in only B-rated movies? Blame the agents/managers.
Be sure you send them some hate mail at www.mta.com also.
Until A.J. gets ahold of me QUICKLY, I have no choice but to be looking to cast else where for that role. If she gets ahold of me, then I won't have to look any further.
Thanks again,
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Entertainment family of companies


That should be enough J-Bolt to hold us over for a few more days.

[MacQuarrie]

Back on topic:

This is in reference to Jenny McCarthy



Apparently the Samantha Fox thing is for real, at least in J-Bolts' eyes.
Where did you find that?

[sk716]

IMDb, J-Bolts only hang out recently. I checked his profile and found all three posts listed there.

[Matt Algren]

Time for another J-Bolt Quote of the Day! Anyone want to decode this one?
Let's get on it quickly WITH NO HASTE, FOLKS!

Also, I notice that IMDb now lists Hulk Hogan as Conan the Librarian and Ted McGinley as the bicycle repairman. I wonder if these two will be confirmed.

I sure hope no one else "backs out" of the Oscar-rumored Bombshell project. I'm waiting on the edge of my seat! I should probably scootch back.

[YoGo]

Hahahaha! Ok own up. Who posted the Hulk Hogan one?

Oh man, between Dwight's resurrection and J-bolt's releases I am one happy boy.

[superlurker]

Who posted the Hulk Hogan one?

I did.

(And dammit, I didn't realize that there was a separate tracking system for reply #666 and post #666.)

[Gail Simone]

Oh, my god.

That's just scary.


We're back to the same question...does he KNOW he's full of shit, or not?

Gail

[TCJohnson]

I am still not convinced J-Bolt isn't a complete hoax.

[Gail Simone]

I don't think so.

It would mean getting stand-up guys like Jason Pearson (whom I worked with and has no reason to lie to me) and Jackson Bostwick (one of the most honest guys I've ever met) and Rena Mero all to lie.

I don't see that happening.

Plus, Mac spoke with him, and Mac's word is better than gold.

Gail

[abbas.khan]

I dont get how such a meth head has run around for so long without someone kicking the shit out of him already?

[TCJohnson]

I don't think so.

It would mean getting stand-up guys like Jason Pearson (whom I worked with and has no reason to lie to me) and Jackson Bostwick (one of the most honest guys I've ever met) and Rena Mero all to lie.

I don't see that happening.

Plus, Mac spoke with him, and Mac's word is better than gold.

Gail


You mean Jackson Bostwick and Reno Mero actually have dealt with J-bolt, and Jackson Bostwick has actually agreed to the movie?


By the way, I am still not convinced J-Bolt is a hoax, but that doesn't mean these people are in on the hoax. I wonder if there is just one guy in a basement somewhere that is just messing with everybody's minds. I mean "quickly without haste" is just too funny to be true.

[MacQuarrie]

I don't think so.

It would mean getting stand-up guys like Jason Pearson (whom I worked with and has no reason to lie to me) and Jackson Bostwick (one of the most honest guys I've ever met) and Rena Mero all to lie.

I don't see that happening.

Plus, Mac spoke with him, and Mac's word is better than gold.

Gail
As soon as I get my hands on a minicassette recorder for 10 minutes, I'll hook it up to my computer and digitize his voicemail message to my attorney, and post it in mp3 format at Monkey spit. J-Bolt is real, he believes his own hype, and he is 100% dead serious. I couldn't make this stuff up on my best day.

[founder81]

I couldn't make this stuff up on my best day.

what about on your non-best day?

[Matt Algren]

This just in...
by - j-bolt 2 hours ago (Thu Feb 17 2005 08:27:00 ) By the way...
I forgot to mention, she's [Samantha Fox] also been in 3 other films, that you can see by going ot her bio.
Right now she's getting the Americanized voice training in England, and will be coming here for me to give her acting lessobs ob how to be BombShell.
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Entertainment family of companies
by - j-bolt 1 hour ago (Thu Feb 17 2005 08:41:52 )
This movie is going ahead of schedule, in comparioson with most movies.
By the way, she won't be 39 until April.
If you want to see that her looks only got better, go to www.samfox.com and you can contact her agent from there. I've already warned them about people who bother them about this project (I'm sure Sam Raimi doesn't hve perople badgering him with notes that say "are you sure you're involved with this film," etc.). If you scroll down and click on the "high-res pics, that's what she looks like now.
By the way, where's my e-mail agrement so that I can get these posters to you? I've evev thown in some extra posters as a gift, trying not to undermind you. Hopefully, thta practice is being reciprocated.
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Entertainment family of companies

[Matt Algren]

Uh-oh. Looks like Lord MacDingledork! has angered J-Bolt once again.
by - j-bolt 1 hour ago (Thu Feb 17 2005 09:19:49 )For the last time, the E-N-T-I-R-E issue you're referring to is published in th Members's section. Can you say "entire?" I knew ya' could, neighbor. Plus some of the pages for BombShell #1 finihsed by the thumnails, while the ages are being complated.
By the way, since you're not senind the e-mail which our agreement covered, hence you would get those posters that were lost in the mail and you lost money due to your OWN error, and it's also obvious that you can't only scrw up the facts of what's realy and what's not, as per our agreement, the inclinations of this message of yours sounds ike you're trying to start something publc... AGAIN,FOR NO REASON.
Bravenet has done their part in banning you from ALL activitities between theirs and my company (yes, I fixed what you 'proudly'tried to break). You keep ths up and IMDb isn't going to want you on here either, when they keep getting complaints about your posts.
Now...If you seriously want to fix things between us, you'll get me the full e-mail agreement I asked for, make the changes entailed in that agreement, and I'll uphold my end when seeing that your doing what you put in writing. If you break any part of the agreement, the deal is off. Period.
Either crap or get off the pot, Man...or whatever other substance gives you this unjust mean-ness.
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Entertainment family of companies The gauntlet has been thrown.

[abbas.khan]

Lord MacDingledork?

you guys are a riot.

[sk716]

You mean Jackson Bostwick and Reno Mero actually have dealt with J-bolt, and Jackson Bostwick has actually agreed to the movie?


By the way, I am still not convinced J-Bolt is a hoax, but that doesn't mean these people are in on the hoax. I wonder if there is just one guy in a basement somewhere that is just messing with everybody's minds. I mean "quickly without haste" is just too funny to be true.

It does have an odd Andy Kaufman flavor to it.

But, I don't think J-Bolt is a hoax. It would be such a huge let down.

[sk716]

I am so going to start signing my posts and e-mails

sk716
President/CEO
Odd Duck Films


:evilsmile

[MacQuarrie]

Uh-oh. Looks like Lord MacDingledork! has angered J-Bolt once again.
The gauntlet has been thrown.
The gauntlet has been picked up and returned.

Rapiers at dawn.

[Spike-X]

This movie is going ahead of schedule, in comparioson with most movies.


Erm...wasn't it supposed to be out, like, two years ago?

[Screwtape]

Well, to be fair, most movies never get made.

Hey, at least he's pissing off a higher class of person now - he actually made a real actor's agent mad!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

But wait, there's MORE!!!!

This was on the boards for Amy Jo Johnson.




That should be enough J-Bolt to hold us over for a few more days.



Sweet jesus.....J-Bolt never ends! Now he's pissing off someones Agent. Man oh man....who woulda thought he could grow from cyberspace moron to Iconic moron ? :rolleyes:

[MacQuarrie]

We're back to the same question...does he KNOW he's full of shit, or not?

No. He does not. Arrogant ignorance and a complete inability to learn from past mistakes is an amazing thing to behold, isn't it?

[abbas.khan]

Well, to be fair, most movies never get made.


the thing is... do you really want to see it get made?

[Cam63]

It'll put the '90s Fantastic Four movie to shame.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Just checked out Imdb. Seems J-Bolt Is pissed and has said that Imdb have swore vengence on those responsible for posting the Hulk Hogan deal. ( I admit..Hogan would make this watchable to a degree )

[Cam63]

Just checked out Imdb. Seems J-Bolt Is pissed and has said that Imdb have swore vengence on those responsible for posting the Hulk Hogan deal. ( I admit..Hogan would make this watchable to a degree )

Wasn't he going to do Shakespeare in the park ?

[Kyuubi]

I let them know that people, like the jerks from the bash forums who have been putting false info in, are laughing at them, which makes them and us film-makers look bad. I also gave them the ways to fix it and I'm sure they'll adhere to at least one of the ideas to keep the riff-raff out where they don't belong... in OUR business, trying to screw it up.


I take this business VERY seriously and that's why I've been getting the highest honors that the culprits doing these things can NEVER claim, unless it's "Employee Of The Month" at 7-11. I, and my companies, are in the American history books, now. Can you claim the same? No, you can't.


gold, pure comedy gold.

[Cam63]

Let's not forget how he saved the baby down the well, stopped the runaway train, captured all the existing mafia and terrorist leaders, stopped Madonna from ever acting again, wiped that irritating smirk off Paris Hilton's face AND then sat down for lunch.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Wasn't he going to do Shakespeare in the park ?



" Alas , Poor Dude! What will thou do when the largest arms In the world and the 24 Inch pythons run wild on you , brother !! "


Hogan owns Shakespeare. The man will run It all. Next up he will tackle Dickens classics like Moby Dick: Whatcha gonna do Ishmal , when Hulkamania runs wild on you and that damn whale !!


Hogan would win the Oscar for sure In Bombshell. :D

[Cam63]

" Now is the winter of my jockstraps discontent.... "

[SUPERECWFAN1]

" Now is the winter of my jockstraps discontent.... "


( rips his shirt and does a posedown )


" To Be or not to be , Dude ! "

[Cam63]

" What was the question ?

Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows shit or to take this chair and smash thee upside your head... "

[SUPERECWFAN1]

( Takes a chairshot , Hulk ups and shakes finger! )


It Was the Best of Times , Brother and It was the Worst of Times dude! Now the Hulksters gonna run wild on this City!!

[Cam63]

" Alas and alack ! Thou puncheth me in my back ! Thou bastard ! "

[PatrickG]

Okay...

I'm still trying to figure out the following:

Assuming J-Bolt got what he wanted, how would Jenny McCarthy, Amy Jo Johnson, Adam West, Pat Morita, Mr. T and J-Bolt make an oscar-worthy cast?

I mean, I like most of the people on that list and eagerly enjoy when they do guest appearances on TV shows. I could totally see a cast like that in a MARS ATTACKS-style riff. They could make a sleeper comedy hit an all-time cult favorite.

But I ain't seein' anybody with RSC or even Broadway-level acting credentials. They're all likable and could make me go, "Ooh! This will be cool!" But I think any two people on that list would instantly drop a full star from the rating of any movie they were in, even if it starred Kenneth Brannagh, Kevin Spacey and Robert deNiro in a Spielberg film with a script by Shakespeare.

[PatrickG]

BTW, I think somebody should suggest some of the following to J-Bolt:


Soleil Moon Frye - Marinna
George Takei - Police Negotiator Guy Ito
Max Wright - Dr. James Creel
Fred Savage - Johnny Malcolm
Bruce Campbell - Minton

[Kyuubi]

Okay...

I'm still trying to figure out the following:

Assuming J-Bolt got what he wanted, how would Jenny McCarthy, Amy Jo Johnson, Adam West, Pat Morita, Mr. T and J-Bolt make an oscar-worthy cast?

I mean, I like most of the people on that list and eagerly enjoy when they do guest appearances on TV shows. I could totally see a cast like that in a MARS ATTACKS-style riff. They could make a sleeper comedy hit an all-time cult favorite.

But I ain't seein' anybody with RSC or even Broadway-level acting credentials. They're all likable and could make me go, "Ooh! This will be cool!" But I think any two people on that list would instantly drop a full star from the rating of any movie they were in, even if it starred Kenneth Brannagh, Kevin Spacey and Robert deNiro in a Spielberg film with a script by Shakespeare.


I give you fair warning now: Do not try to comprehend anything J-Bolt has, or ever will say. There are entire mental hospitals full of people that have tried to figure out the things J-Bolt says. I've seen too many people in there either crying hysterically or screaming "WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?" over and over again. Even the ones that recover and are released are never the same again.

I tell you this because I care.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Okay...

I'm still trying to figure out the following:

Assuming J-Bolt got what he wanted, how would Jenny McCarthy, Amy Jo Johnson, Adam West, Pat Morita, Mr. T and J-Bolt make an oscar-worthy cast?

I mean, I like most of the people on that list and eagerly enjoy when they do guest appearances on TV shows. I could totally see a cast like that in a MARS ATTACKS-style riff. They could make a sleeper comedy hit an all-time cult favorite.

But I ain't seein' anybody with RSC or even Broadway-level acting credentials. They're all likable and could make me go, "Ooh! This will be cool!" But I think any two people on that list would instantly drop a full star from the rating of any movie they were in, even if it starred Kenneth Brannagh, Kevin Spacey and Robert deNiro in a Spielberg film with a script by Shakespeare.

Your not taking J-Bolt seriously are you???

He lives in his own world with it's own rules, where people care what his name is and he has staff and is considered a succesfull person.

[EdContradictory]

I just don't understand how people like this, who endlessly hype things but never deliver, make a living. He can't have any real income.

[EdContradictory]

What is with the poeple's at this bash forum and their unable to grasp reality problems? For one thing you can't be more than once if you are a real person because that's just how it is and if you have more than once in your body at the same time

...

Second, this is all how it works; basically, you have to understand it and when you do, then you see it. That means that if you are like me and understand the wordl then you understand things. So its how I know that 'gail simone' is more than one person because her comics are drawn good and the stories tend to have good understood men in them, but it is NOT possible for a womans to write a real man

...

zoombaboom babies!

dwight
This is a joke, right? There's no such job as a freelance comic book editor is there? Especially one who can't write coherently and looks to be possibly functionally illiterate.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I just don't understand how people like this, who endlessly hype things but never deliver, make a living. He can't have any real income.

If you notice something about J-Bolt , his posts come at selected times. He's gone awhile and they are posted like on some evening or night. This makes me think he has another job to pay his bills. Or he lives with his folks and does all this crazyness on thier dime.

[abbas.khan]

according to his imdb profile...

Biography for
J-Bolt

Height
6' 1" (1.85 m)

Spouse
Dawn (31 August 2001 - ?) (divorced) 1 child

Trade mark
Almost always seen with the single-lens red/black sunglasses (referred to as the "mask") with the long hair and mustache.
Trivia

Created Bolt when he was in Jr. High School and first published the character in his school newspaper, along with other comic strips. At first, Bolt was created as a caricaturistic comic strip "funnies" character.

Created his first company (Lightning Bolt Comics) when he was in High School.

Filmography as: Actor, Writer, Producer, Costume Designer

Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s)

1. BombShell (2005) (in production) .... Johnny Malcolm

2. Rat Race (2001) (uncredited) .... Lost Tourist
... aka Course folle (Canada: French title)

Filmography as: Actor, Writer, Producer, Costume Designer

Writer - filmography
1. BombShell (2005) (in production)

Producer - filmography
1. BombShell (2005) (in production) (executive producer) (producer)

Costume Designer - filmography
1. BombShell (2005) (in production)

[EdContradictory]

At first, Bolt was created as a caricaturistic comic strip "funnies" character.
Wha? That's not even a complete thought.

[Matt Algren]

Trade mark
Almost always seen with the single-lens red/black sunglasses (referred to as the "mask") with the long hair and mustache.So here's my question: Has anyone ever actually called it "the mask"? Besides J-Bolt, Heather, Jim Fisher, and JB Fisher, that is.

[PatrickG]

I will offer one thing:

I met a J-Boltish guy once when I worked at a movie theatre. He was about 45. He had a moustache, a mullet and salt 'n pepper hair. He was the Earth-2 J-Bolt, I think.

He apparently came from just enough money that he didn't have to work and so he travelled around working as an extra in movies. I'm pretty sure he worked with Sam Raimi two or three times. He really considered himself a professional actor.

He went around hitting on middle aged mothers and the buzz was that he won a small lottery nestegg and/or that he sold drugs.

I think he lived with his mother, as well.

Never really connected this with J-Bolt but he's probably milking his parents, got *some* kind of nestegg that he stumbled across (either inheritance or lottery) and doing bizarre odd jobs for money. Maybe he's a medical research subject or something.

I could TOTALLY see him being talked into that last one, being sold on the contribution he'd be making the science. (And he'd probably imagine what super-powers he could get.)

I've always been curious... Jim Fisher did an expose on a mall that banned smoking but allowed head shops. My guess is that he either got chewed out for lighting up inside a mall (and wrote an expose on it for a free paper ala Creative Loafing) or that he was worried that the headshop would be next to go because he's a customer.

[Crowley]

I wish i hadn't trashed the pic I had of J-Bolt's girlfriend, Jill Fisher.

Kyubi do you still have that pic of her?

[Spike-X]

Jim Fisher did an expose on a mall that banned smoking but allowed head shops.

Not really seeing a contradiction here.

[Kyuubi]

I wish i hadn't trashed the pic I had of J-Bolt's girlfriend, Jill Fisher.

Kyubi do you still have that pic of her?


Yep.
http://www.mulletwigs.net/images/products/bingo.jpg

[Karl J. Barnes]

Yep.
http://www.mulletwigs.net/images/products/bingo.jpg


Is that hair real or store bought? It looks like that it wouldn't catch fire, if set ablaze.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Yep.
http://www.mulletwigs.net/images/products/bingo.jpg




Isn't this the poster who said they had a crush on J-Bolt awhile back on his forum ? Wow....this makes sense.

[abbas.khan]

No wonder crowley trashed her pic.

[OzBat!]

If that's a real person associated with the real person behind "J-Bolt", they could rightfully feel pretty upset at being the object of ridicule from people they've never met. I say making fun of people's appearance should be off-limits.

Especially since we've got so MUCH ammunition with J-Bolt's promotional and production activities already!

[Karl J. Barnes]

If that's a real person associated with the real person behind "J-Bolt", they could rightfully feel pretty upset at being the object of ridicule from people they've never met. I say making fun of people's appearance should be off-limits.

Especially since we've got so MUCH ammunition with J-Bolt's promotional and production activities already!

You are right and I apologize. It was insensitive and until I take the title of The MOST GORGEOUS MAN ALIVE, I should keep my "mouth" shut....still that hair is just so startling!

[Crowley]

whoa. Whoa. whoa...