J-Bolt News

[Magneto_X]

Lord Red Dragon-----it sounds like a Mad TV parody of a Klan member.

Oddly enough I think the name would work in a comedy super-hero comic. lol

[Wingnut]

As far as I'm concerned, Gail, I'd say take the gloves off and just post the stuff. He thinks if he keeps repeating the same tired lies (most often proven by evidence as lies), and the same weak excuses, it makes them real. About the only hope that he'll ever deal with reality is by putting it out there.

It's not uncommon to use various handles on different boards on the internet. (Not talking about the sock-puppet type.) I tend to use one handle on some game sites, and another on message boards and the like. (My handle here is a one-off thing done as a joke on the idea of the comedic super-hero team of J-Bolt and Wingnut.) Still, no matter what board I'm on, it's still ME. I don't pretend to be one thing on one board, and another somewhere else. I don't put multiple personas up on sites to try to run away from who I really am. I would guess that most if not all here do pretty much the same.

J-Dolt can't stand the reality of his life. He obviously can't cope. He can't be just, "Jim Fisher...aspiring comic creator." No, he has to build up this delusional life and try to get people to buy into it. He wants to hang out with the chicks with dicks crowd, but doesn't want his Lord Red Dragon crowd to know about it. He doesn't want someone who might be dim enough to buy into his J-Bolt delusion to know that he tells other people that he's sending his father's ghost to haunt his enemies. When he wakes up and looks in the mirror each day, he first has to decide which delusion he will face, because facing Jim Fisher and who HE IS would make his whole world crumble.

I have a friend who has stumbled into a bit of internet celebrity in the past year and a half. She's caught quite a bit of hell from people who don't know her, and like to make all sorts of nasty comments about her. What does she do? She wakes up each morning, and does the work that's set before her. Does it get to her? Yeah, sometimes. Does she confide that in friends? Sure. Does she let it stop her from what she has to do? Hell no!

Another thing is that when she started her MySpace page, she quickly found MANY other people there claiming to be her. (She has since had them shut down or changed for the most part.) I'm not talking about fan-imitation type pages, but people claiming to BE her. (One even said she was a lesbian, and tried to get other lesbians to write her. I wrote, and ended up confirming as I thought, it was actually some 16 year old BOY!) They couldn't get attention being themselves, so they pretended to be someone else.

Now, as far as we know, J hasn't stooped so low (yet) as to pretend to assume the identity of other specific individual, but he is somewhat doing it. He's not just using different monikers, but he's trying to completely reinvent himself in different personas in order to gain some attention.

As far as him trotting out the old laugher of being recognized in public, I'm actually beginning to think there may be a small bit of truth to it. He was NOT a celebrity, or known for his never finished comic book. (Notice how he admits all the constant rewrites of the Bolt thing, just like the lady I mentioned?) He was probably known around town as THAT GUY...the town nutcase. EVERYONE in Pahrump, and probably parts of Vegas probably DID know him, because he's like the street corner homeless guy standing there with the sign saying that the world is going to end on Tuesday. He's not known for talent. He's SURE AS HELL NOT KNOWN FOR ACTUALLY PRODUCING SOMETHING. He's only known for being some sad individual who makes an ass of himself either due to mental instability or deficiency. You come to the point when the laughter stops, and the pity begins, but when he constantly gets in your face, you have to tell him to shut the #$%@ up!

And the photoshop job he did on his own shirtless picture has to be one of the funniest damned things on the internet...EVER!!!

Let this whole thread stand as testament to everyone who knows him as either Jim Fisher, J-Bolt, James Jackson, Gym, Gymtoons, Lord Red Dragon, or Phinnaeus T. Buttfuck that he is first and foremost someone who can't stand to face himself; much less attempt to portray himself to others. That goes for all the strippers with the bad plastic surgery who take pictures with him for tip money, and the whole ilk.

[Snoop-Bolt]

Re-nigging?
Say what?!

On the other hand, maybe we do all owe J-Bolt an apology. He's done a lot more artwork that we had all ever imagined. Word to that muscular woman he drew.

Has everyone seen the complaints that people have been posting about gymtoons? Aparently he hustled some poor sucka with a mermaid fetish out of $419.00. But then again, how can you not trust someone with this picture on their ebay profile?

http://i16.ebayimg.com/05/u/08/85/9a/43_7.JPG

[PatrickG]

I have a friend who has stumbled into a bit of internet celebrity in the past year and a half. She's caught quite a bit of hell from people who don't know her, and like to make all sorts of nasty comments about her. What does she do? She wakes up each morning, and does the work that's set before her. Does it get to her? Yeah, sometimes. Does she confide that in friends? Sure. Does she let it stop her from what she has to do? Hell no!

Another thing is that when she started her MySpace page, she quickly found MANY other people there claiming to be her. (She has since had them shut down or changed for the most part.) I'm not talking about fan-imitation type pages, but people claiming to BE her. (One even said she was a lesbian, and tried to get other lesbians to write her. I wrote, and ended up confirming as I thought, it was actually some 16 year old BOY!) They couldn't get attention being themselves, so they pretended to be someone else.


Tell Eliza Dushku I said hello. :cool:

[PatrickG]

!!!

Okay. So I'm slow on the uptake with the J-Bolt side pseudonyms...

I note that in Lord Red Dragon's Yahoo 360 profile, he closes with a "Blessed Be".

Now, I know some cool Wiccans. And I'm not suggesting that Wiccans tend to be flakes.

But do flakes like posing as Wiccans?

[Magneto_X]

But do flakes like posing as Wiccans?

If it is J-Bolt it seems like flakes do like posing as wiccans.

He's the second comic "creator" flake to do it, that's I've heard of, including Olney.

Maybe these people know that plenty of wiccans read and/or create comics and pretend to be one in order to fit in.

[Jared_Humpherys]

so let me get this straight(because I really, REALLY do not want to look at that site):

J-Bolt DOES actually have some "published" work out there, it's just custom-made transsexual porn strips?

He also pretends to be a Wiccan like another flim-flammer we know(btw, 'Lord Red Dragon' sounds a lot more like a Klansman than a Wiccan name)?

Wow. Just...wow.

[MacQuarrie]

He may actually be a wiccan, albeit one who thinks the most basic tenets of the faith don't apply to him. John Gotti was a "devout" Catholic. There's a long history of thoroughly rotten people being genuinely devoted to their religious beliefs while refusing to allow those beliefs to alter their repugnant behavior in any way.

In contrast to Olney, we haven't seen J-Bolt claim to be Christian when it suited him and wiccan when that was more convenient. As far as I can tell, there's a consistency to his story that was lacking in the other guy.

I have to give J-Bolt a pass on this point. As a non-wiccan, it's not my place to judge how well or poorly he lives out his faith. Show me where he claimed to be a follower of some other religion and I'll dogpile on him for that.

[Gail Simone]

He may actually be a wiccan, albeit one who thinks the most basic tenets of the faith don't apply to him. John Gotti was a "devout" Catholic. There's a long history of thoroughly rotten people being genuinely devoted to their religious beliefs while refusing to allow those beliefs to alter their repugnant behavior in any way.

In contrast to Olney, we haven't seen J-Bolt claim to be Christian when it suited him and wiccan when that was more convenient. As far as I can tell, there's a consistency to his story that was lacking in the other guy.

I have to give J-Bolt a pass on this point. As a non-wiccan, it's not my place to judge how well or poorly he lives out his faith. Show me where he claimed to be a follower of some other religion and I'll dogpile on him for that.

Except elsewhere, and even on his weirdo blog, he talks CONSTANTLY about getting revenge on people, and how he can destroy them with spells and such.

My opinion is, he should rustle up a spell to get out of his mom's house and maybe buy a proper haircut.

Gail

[TomStillwell]

Except elsewhere, and even on his weirdo blog, he talks CONSTANTLY about getting revenge on people, and how he can destroy them with spells and such.

My opinion is, he should rustle up a spell to get out of his mom's house and maybe buy a proper haircut.

Gail

Perhaps some spells too for non-sucky comic characters?

[MacQuarrie]

Except elsewhere, and even on his weirdo blog, he talks CONSTANTLY about getting revenge on people, and how he can destroy them with spells and such.

My opinion is, he should rustle up a spell to get out of his mom's house and maybe buy a proper haircut.

Gail

Very true. If I were a wiccan, I'd probably be pissed at him. Since I'm not very well-versed in the principles of wicca, I feel I'd be talking out my ass if I tried to scold him on that point. I'll leave that to the wiccan theologians. As long as it's not his religion du jour (a la Olney) I will stay out of it.

I'm pretty sure there are a few other folks here who could have much to say on the topic.

[MacQuarrie]

Perhaps some spells too for non-sucky comic characters?

My best advice for him is to forget about the mainstream comic industry and keep cranking out the she-male porn.

You don't have to be Rembrandt if you're willing to draw Jessica Simpson with a kielbasa.

[DocAbsurd]

My best advice for him is to forget about the mainstream comic industry and keep cranking out the she-male porn.

You don't have to be Rembrandt if you're willing to draw Jessica Simpson with a kielbasa.

Jessica Simpson's Polish?

[OMAR]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

[TCJohnson]

Very true. If I were a wiccan, I'd probably be pissed at him.

I used to be wiccan and still incorporate many of the philosophies into my faith. J-Bolt doesn't piss me off (well, not for this). He just makes me want to shake my head sadly and walk away.

[Sally Sensational]

I used to be wiccan and still incorporate many of the philosophies into my faith. J-Bolt doesn't piss me off (well, not for this). He just makes me want to shake my head sadly and walk away.

I'm with you there, TC. I gave Wicca a shot for a while, too, but it didn't turn out to be the right path for me. Met a lot of great people and more than a few flakes as well.

It seems to me where some religions attract folks who can't think for themselves and need a party line to tow, Wicca does tend to attract people who seem to think that they need a religion, but don't need any lines at all. They skip totally over the "An it harm none" bit and go straight to "Do what ye will" without ever considering how much thought has to go into every action when you are living by that creed. True Wiccans do a lot of thinking and a lot of soul-searching with every action and every ritual and every "spell" they perform in the same way that true practitioners of any faith who have come to it through a great deal of searching and thought and "prayer" do.

Unfortunately, Wicca also seems to attract a lot of people who just want to portray themselves as some sort of Anti-WASP. J-dolt strikes me as that type of pseudo-Wiccan. He's the kind that says "hey! this religion will allow me to do whatever I want and look cool doing it!" without considering that being a faithful Wiccan is pretty serious business. And the revenge-spell thing is just totally out.

It would be interesting to see which sources he gets his "guidance" for practicing from. I've read a lot of different Wiccan sources, and I don't think a single one of them mentioned using the spirits of the dead to torment your enemies.

Now, the spell for better characters, that might just be possible with the right intent - for increased creativity - and the right preparation - like learning to actually draw!

[Gail Simone]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

Bullshit.

Gail

[Greg S.]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

Bullshit.

Gail

This is why I read Gail's message board! Although she has the talent and eloquence enough to post a scathing reply about just how many ways this is untrue and could have gone on for six very entertaining paragraphs in reply, she chose the most succinct, stark and appropriate response.

Writing students take note: part of good writing is knowing when to stop!

-Greg S.

[Clement]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

You should be dragged in an alley and beaten with your own shoes.

[Papergirl]

You should be dragged in an alley and beaten with your own shoes.
I think I love you.

~Bev

[Magneto_X]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

:confused:

Then why are all the other wiccans (re: Reverend Smooth etc) treated with respect?

[Gail Simone]

:confused:

Then why are all the other wiccans (re: Reverend Smooth etc) treated with respect?

Because Omar's full of it. J-bolt not only didn't make this witch thing open knowledge, he went out of his way to hide it and keep his many fake identities separate. He's still doing it now, on his Lord Red Moron weblog, he actually tries to pretend that Jim Fisher is a separate person, DESPITE having photos up that are clearly the exact same weirdo.

Plus they both lived in Vegas and moved to Hicktown central, Cabool MO, and oh yeah, dated the same girl.

Please. I was willing to ignore the whole stupid thing, but then he had to call us liars again when he's been proven time and again to be a deluded weirdo.

If he wants to do it again, I'm happy to start posting images, as I saved a ton of them.

Like I said, he should shut up about the enemies who, boo hoo, are keeping him from being productive, honest and talented, and just get on with his once a year, non-porn doodle.


Gail

[Crowley]

Gym Toons has dissapeared.



THANK GOD!

[generaljackcosmo]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

Same with John Byrne.

[TheWraith]

Is this person even worth continually talking about?

[Gail Simone]

Gym Toons has dissapeared.



THANK GOD!

Gee, what a fucking coincidence from our resident compulsive bullshit artist, Jim Fisher, James Jackson, J-bolt, Gymtoons, GentJim68, and Lord Red Dragon.

Too bad I saved all the pages on the tour.

And about 96 more from elsewhere.

Gail

[SUPERECWFAN1]

At this point I could care less if J-Bolt produces a comic and Omar...are you freakin for real ? Because last I saw many of us who post here have no Hollywood connections and aren't ruining Fishers movie or chosen path in life. I'm tired of that bullshit excuse " Thew bashers are stopping me " . Its bullshit. Its bullshit to even remotely believe it and if you do I have a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell ya for cheap.

[Magneto_X]

Because Omar's full of it.
Gail

I was being sarcastic.

[Magneto_X]

Same with John Byrne.

Only Byrne is talented and has actually produced stuff.

[Guapo Méndez]

I find his choice of locations hilarious: Tombell, Pahrump, Cabool.

[Gail Simone]

I was being sarcastic.

I know, it's just irritating to be called liars by one of the biggest liars I've ever seen or heard of.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

He's youtoons now.

http://myworld.ebay.com/yourtoons/

[TomStillwell]

My, what bulging neck muscles he's given himself.

[Gail Simone]

You should see the topless shot of himself where he photoshopped muscles on himself (badly).

Gail

[TomStillwell]

You should see the topless shot of himself where he photoshopped muscles on himself (badly).

Gail

Believe me...I stuck an ice pick in my ear yesterday in hopes that, God willing, I might destroy the part of my brain storing that putrid image.

[Kyuubi]

Yes, we definitely should.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

You should see the topless shot of himself where he photoshopped muscles on himself (badly).

Gail

Damn , I thought he had started hitting the rods hard. ;)

[Kyuubi]

Damn , I thought he had started hitting the rods hard. ;)

His biceps, triceps, and deltoids are all drawn on.

[Cam63]

He was trying to cover up the butterfly tattoo.

[Cam63]

Gym Toons has dissapeared.



THANK GOD!

Aw, fuck...

I was gunna be a member.

[Cam63]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.

The bar is closed Omar, but I could serve you a large cup of Wakethefuckuptoyourselfdickhead brand coffee.

Cup or mug size ?

[TomStillwell]

Damn , I thought he had started hitting the rods hard. ;)

Given the subject matter of some of those Gymtoons, I'd say he probably has hit a rod or two.

[the4thpip]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[TomStillwell]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not at all.

I just don't want to think about J-Bolt hitting the rods of she-male superheroes.

[Joshua Pantalleresco]

Not at all.

I just don't want to think about J-Bolt hitting the rods of she-male superheroes.

that's another traumatic image I'm not getting out of my head anytime soon...:eek:

JP

[Reverend Smooth]

It seems to me where some religions attract folks who can't think for themselves and need a party line to tow, Wicca does tend to attract people who seem to think that they need a religion, but don't need any lines at all. They skip totally over the "An it harm none" bit and go straight to "Do what ye will" without ever considering how much thought has to go into every action when you are living by that creed.<late>
The reason for this is the previous religious habits of those people. Most of them come from laissez-faire flavors of christianity, where very little study and strict adherence to dogma handed down by a pastor are how people worship. (I'm not being anti-christian, here; enough studies and anecdotal evidence exists to show the majority being uneducated about their own religion.)

Kids (and lazy adults) rebel and turn to wicca, but they keep the same lazy religious habits. They pick up a few $RW books, call themselves wiccan because some unscrupulous author tells them they are, and think that's all there is to it.

As for why some wiccans get respect and some don't: the only wiccans to ever get flak by Gail and co that I've seen have been posers, and they got flak because they were posers, not because they were wiccan.

Posers ain't cool, yo.

Except elsewhere, and even on his weirdo blog, he talks CONSTANTLY about getting revenge on people, and how he can destroy them with spells and such.Watching a few too many reruns of The Craft and Charmed do not a wiccan make. He can call himself wiccan all he likes, that doesn't make him one.
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[Gail Simone]

That's my feeling. He's faked being a media mogul, a comics artist, a publisher, an actor, a screenwriter, and virtually everything else in his fake-ass resume of non-accomplishments, no reason why he wouldn't fake being a witch, as well.

Gail

[PatrickG]

That's my feeling. He's faked being a media mogul, a comics artist, a publisher, an actor, a screenwriter, and virtually everything else in his fake-ass resume of non-accomplishments, no reason why he wouldn't fake being a witch, as well.

Gail

He was an extra in Rat Race...

[PatrickG]

Same with John Byrne.

John Byrne is a wiccan?!

Gee, what a fucking coincidence from our resident compulsive bullshit artist, Jim Fisher, James Jackson, J-bolt, Gymtoons, GentJim68, and Lord Red Dragon.

Too bad I saved all the pages on the tour.

And about 96 more from elsewhere.

Gail

I think we should blur the names together.

Long live our Lordent, Gymbolt Jackonfish.

Jim Fisher was bitten by a blood transfusion from a radioactive community college producer. In a desperate gambol to save his life, his twisted doppelganger, a journalist from the Smokey Mall Nebula, played pornos backwards until a WWE wrestler bound with a martial artist to form a rat in his colon. However, that rat was no ordinary server error but was a princess named Heather the Dragonrat. Thus, infused with ominous jargon and deadly cybernetic beauty, he would don a series of masks in a lawless quest and against an intrepid army of sadistic firefighters armed only with socks and an blunt, stone wit amidst a bubble of raw pyrotechnic emotions!

Witness the birth of... Lordent Gymbolt Jackonfish!

[generaljackcosmo]

John Byrne is a wiccan?!

Not that I know of. I was actually just poking a bit of fun at OMAR, having heard about his anti-Byrne crusades. Really, though, do you (OMAR) really think that religion is the reason people here are busting J-Bolt's chops...and that it has nothing to do with the fact that he's a huge tool, a liar, a braggart, a dick, a certifiable nut, a grade A weirdo, a mediocre artist who draws pictures of transexual superheroes and photoshops muscles onto his own picture, and that he has the funniest (auto)biography in the history of biographies and funny?

Seriously, if you made up a character like J-Bolt people would tell you that he was too far out...that no one would believe half of the shit you were writing was even within the realm of plausibility.

[Snoop-Bolt]

Not at all.

I just don't want to think about J-Bolt hitting the rods of she-male superheroes.
I wonder, if we all chipped in, could we buy a commission of that from James Jackson?

Hmmm, how much would it cost to add Omar to the mix?

[Magneto_X]

He was an extra in Rat Race...

To J-Bolt this means he was the star of the film.

[Magneto_X]

Jack:

If J-Bolt was motivated enough to write his own "memoirs" I'd buy it. Everything would be either exaggerated beyond belief and/or lies but the way he writes (as himself) it'd be entertaining as hell!

Jim really missed his calling as a PR agent, IMHO.

[Cam63]

To J-Bolt this means he was the star of the film.

Well, he's no Propeller Guy from Titanic.

[MacQuarrie]

J-Bolt's chosen faith isn't a secret, it's a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years.
Let's pretend for a moment that you actually believe this, that this isn't just another of your contrarian posts wherein you take the unpopular side and argue it just because you like to argue. So...

Okay, you maintain that J-Bolt's "chosen faith" (a) isn't a secret, and (b) is "a big part of why he has been targeted for harassment through the years", is that correct?

All right. Prove it.

1. Find one post (forum, blog, interview, any public comment) anywhere wherein J-Bolt (not Jim Fisher, James Jackson, Lord Red Dragon, Gym, Gentleman Jim, Gymtoons or any other such handle; just J-Bolt) has referred to being a Wiccan prior to this month.

OR

2. Find one post in which anyone anywhere makes reference to J-Bolt (again, not Jim Fisher, James Jackson, Lord Red Dragon, Gym, Gentleman Jim, Gymtoons or any other such handle; just J-Bolt) being or claiming to be a Wiccan, again prior to this month.

You said it, now back it up or retract it.

I for one an sick to death of you popping off with idiotic statements like this one just because you like to wind people up. As Rick Olney has found, some of us like to hold people accountable for their lying weasel-words.

So, what's it gonna be? Find one post that supports your nonsense, or retract it. Take your pick, because you are by God going to do one or the other.

[PatrickG]

Jack:

If J-Bolt was motivated enough to write his own "memoirs" I'd buy it. Everything would be either exaggerated beyond belief and/or lies but the way he writes (as himself) it'd be entertaining as hell!

Jim really missed his calling as a PR agent, IMHO.

Maybe... But really, you'd need an editor both for grammar and to weed out anything libelous or self-defamatory.

In which case, why not keep the middle man and weed out J-Bolt?

I think he missed his calling as a reality TV star though. Really. He should appear on every reality show at least once.

Get him lecturing Trump about business on The Apprentice, get him in an apartment with four neurotic college dropouts on Real World, get him eating goat testicles on Fear Factor, have him turn up on Who Wants to be a Super-Hero with "The Mask". Maybe toss him onto Deal or No Deal?

[Magneto_X]

He'd be a great reality star, too.

It would be a trainwreck like Anna Nicole's show was.

[Wingnut]

I think he missed his calling as a reality TV star though. Really. He should appear on every reality show at least once.

Get him lecturing Trump about business on The Apprentice, get him in an apartment with four neurotic college dropouts on Real World, get him eating goat testicles on Fear Factor, have him turn up on Who Wants to be a Super-Hero with "The Mask". Maybe toss him onto Deal or No Deal?

I'd see him more in something like Big Brother. He'd have an advantage in that I doubt he really gets out that much, but he'd be driven crazy by not being able to hide behind some fantasy persona. He'd try, but his housemates would laugh their butts off at him.

He'd probably have 2-10 meltdowns per episode, and make tearful pleas to all of his "fans" to write in to the producers to get them to intervene in order to stop his housemates from making fun of him. It would be funny to watch as he'd try to brag about his fake accomplishments to America in his diary room entries, and then have all the entertainment shows show how they are all lies. He would probably end up being the first person on Big Brother to be murdered by their housemates.

[Greg S.]

You said it, now back it up or retract it.

I for one an sick to death of you popping off with idiotic statements like this one just because you like to wind people up. As Rick Olney has found, some of us like to hold people accountable for their lying weasel-words.

So, what's it gonna be? Find one post that supports your nonsense, or retract it. Take your pick, because you are by God going to do one or the other.

Mac,

I entirely agree with the sentiment of this post, but I am curious how you intend to force Omar to stop being Omar.

-Greg S.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

He would probably end up being the first person on Big Brother to be murdered by their housemates.

Or the 1st to ask to leave on his own accord after suffering a nervous breakdown as the roomates rip his ass daily and laugh at him.

[MacQuarrie]

Mac,

I entirely agree with the sentiment of this post, but I am curious how you intend to force Omar to stop being Omar.

-Greg S.

I intend to repost my challenge in response to everything he posts at CBR until he answers it.

Or petition to have him banned as a troll.

[OMAR]

So, what will it be, folks? Do you want to remain witch-hunting bashers... or do you want to be friends & colleagues?

http://www.comicon.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php/ubb/get_topic/f/1/t/010442/p/2.html

[generaljackcosmo]

That is a huge thread. If that is supposed to show in some way that people are bashing him for being "wiccan", please pull some quotes from it or something.

Otherwise, from what I looked at, it's all old news, i.e. J-Bolt being a dumbass and people calling him on his bullshit. But maybe I'm missing something.

[OMAR]

1. Find one post (forum, blog, interview, any public comment) anywhere wherein J-Bolt (not Jim Fisher, James Jackson, Lord Red Dragon, Gym, Gentleman Jim, Gymtoons or any other such handle; just J-Bolt) has referred to being a Wiccan prior to this month.

OR...


I believe I satisfied one of Quacky's "demands" right there.

[OMAR]

I intend to repost my challenge in response to everything he posts at CBR until he answers it.

Or petition to have him banned as a troll.

We don't censor, edit or ban. If you're a jerk for an extended period, you might, at worst, be ASKED to leave. Whether you leave or not is up to you.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=166508

[TomStillwell]

I believe I satisfied one of Quacky's "demands" right there.

You do know what the term "witch hunt" means, right?

It doesn't mean that we all thought J-Bolt was a witch and hunting him down.

Until a couple days ago I had never seen anywhere that he claimed to be a Wiccan. I just knew him as a huge lying slacker.

We have more than a handful of Wiccan posters here. None of them are treated any differently because of their beliefs.

So no, you haven't satisfied anything.

[Wingnut]

Dang it! Tom beat me to it!

Anyway, the interesting thing in J-Bolt's diatribe is that he ONCE AGAIN, invited people to check up on his claims. Funny, when they have been checked up on in the past, and shown to be almost completely imaginary, he erupts into a temper tantrum and claims that people are trying to hinder his progress!

One of his delusions is that he is incredibly intelligent. He thinks that he can weave a false reality, held together with spit and spider webs, and no one will be able to find out. When it is shown, he teeters on the breaking point, because he can't face the destroyed fantasy himself.

I've known several people who have beaten the odds to achieve their goals. Many have done so even when almost everyone doubted them. How did they do it? They put their nose to the grindstone, did the work, and didn't stop until it was done. They didn't worry about those who said it couldn't be done. They didn't make up lies about what they were trying to do. THEY JUST WENT OUT AND DID IT.

They sure as hell didn't spend their time whining that the world was against them.

[OMAR]

I found a post where J-Bolt referred to his faith, Tom. That's one of the choices I was offered. I suppose it could be argued that some believe he was speaking figuratively, but obviously they were wrong.

[Kyuubi]

For us to "remain witch-hunting basher", we would have had to have had prior knowledge of him claiming to be Wicca. No one here besides Gail knew that.

[generaljackcosmo]

I found a post where J-Bolt referred to his faith, Tom. That's one of the choices I was offered. I suppose it could be argued that some believe he was speaking figuratively, but obviously they were wrong.

So you're contending that he meant "witch-hunt" literally? So you're saying you believe that he thought (whew!) people were going to physically hunt him down and actually burn him at the stake? Because that's what an actual witch hunt that goes after actual witches is, OMAR. So I just want to get that straight. You're saying he meant that literally--that he was an actual witch and that people were going to fucking BURN HIM ALIVE? Literally?

Because I have heard a lot of stupid shit. But that, by far, takes the fucking cake. Congrats.

If he meant that literally, then he's INSANE. If you think that's what he meant, then you might be retarded.

[Gail Simone]

I found a post where J-Bolt referred to his faith, Tom. That's one of the choices I was offered. I suppose it could be argued that some believe he was speaking figuratively, but obviously they were wrong.

Omar, get lost, would you?

J-bolt is an idiot. You are not an idiot.

I get no pleasure from seeing you act like one.

Gail

[generaljackcosmo]

Omar, get lost, would you?

I think you might need to specify. Do you REALLY want OMAR to get lost, so that he doesn't know where he is and everybody starts to get worried and helicopters and dogs have to be dispatched to find him and we have to hear about that shit on the news every ten minutes until they find his ass? And then they find him and it turns out he just took a wrong turn and wound up stranded in the middle of nowhere, but even though he's suffering from fatigue and exposure and a bit of dehydration, he's going to be fine? Is that what you mean?

Or do you just want him to leave this thread?

Because I think he has a problem with figurative language (or maybe we all do), so I just want you to be clear.

[generaljackcosmo]

From J-Bolt over at OMAR's link:

"RARELY EVER DO I TYPE POSTS IN CAPITAL LETTERS, BUT THIS IS JUST HOW FURIOUS YOUR LITTLE LYING TIRADE HAS MADE ME!!!"

"Hulk MAD!!! Hulk hit Caps Lock button!!!"

[Gail Simone]

There are three possibilities.

One, Omar is a believer. This, I highly doubt, as Omar is not stupid.

Two, that he knows J-bolt's full of shit and he's a queen bee enabler.

Three, this is his way of playing along with the joke.

Either way, I'm bored, and I'm sure he has some more Byrne quotes he could be obsessing over.

Gail

[generaljackcosmo]

See, that's the thing...this is all pretty new to me. These guys are old freaks to you; you're probably wishing some new ones would come along to make things interesting. You know, spice it up a bit.

But they're all new freaks to me, so this is extremely entertaining.

[Reverend Smooth]

He may be a witch, but he ain't no wiccan.

[Wingnut]

Great galloping ghost shit Batman!

Many of you may have seen it, or maybe you didn't. I went back to look at something I had bookmarked, and discovered further things I didn't find before. (No, I'm not going to posts links of it.)

It just confirms how twistedly sad Bolty is. I'm just stunned. Just when you think you've seen it all, he jumps to a whole different solar system of fuck-up-ed-ness. (No, it wasn't the skeezy stuff either.) I did find it interesting that he had a whole different batch of people to blame his failures on. That's right...he didn't blame, "the bashers!"

It's just another case of continually blaming everyone but the one person who controls his success or failure. It's a trend, and it is noticeable.

[generaljackcosmo]

He is the craziest weirdo loser EVER. And I, for one, think it's awesome. You can't write characters like this guy...it would take a comic genius to come up with this shit.

Personally, I would LOVE to see a Bombshell movie. I hope it happens. Because my friends and I are getting sick of watching "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" and need another piece of crap to laugh at until we piss our pants.

Dwight, your thoughts?

[Wingnut]

He may be a witch, but he ain't no wiccan.

You are probably right on that one.

The picture I am getting from things he has written is that he PROBABLY is Wiccan in name only. Things he has posted do not sound to be from one who has accepted a belief after some investigation and search for an Ultimate Truth, but sounds more like from someone who is dabbling in something with a hope of attaining great power that he can use to punish those who dare oppose him.

Many of his writings that I've been seeing actually seem to contradict what I understand of Wicca. In fact, they seem based more in a Christian context, but even that he seems to mutate into his own odd beliefs.

I know that it is possible to believe in a certain faith, and with study and exposure to faiths, one may incorporate various other beliefs into one's personal understanding of a more Universal Truth. Perhaps J-Bolt is doing this. From the evidence that there is, I don't believe he is.

In college, I knew people who studied other cultures and religions in a quest for knowledge and understanding. Some became Buddhists; some became Atheists; some became Wiccans; others found other different faiths or remained in their own. That is fine, and I've respected people who do that. However, several people claimed to embrace more non-typical faiths merely to make cool points with whatever clique they wanted to accept them. They only had a passing knowledge of the beliefs, and only followed those beliefs in the most general ways. (Often by bantering around whatever the faith/clique specific terminology was.) Chances are Bolty falls into this latter group.

Whichever it is, only J and whatever higher power/faith system he believes in knows for sure. (And I would even go so far as to question if he really knows himself.)

[Reverend Smooth]

However, several people claimed to embrace more non-typical faiths merely to make cool points with whatever clique they wanted to accept them. They only had a passing knowledge of the beliefs, and only followed those beliefs in the most general ways. (Often by bantering around whatever the faith/clique specific terminology was.) Chances are Bolty falls into this latter group.
He does. As someone who's well-versed in the religion, I can assure you that he's just a poser doing it for the cool points.

It seems to be his, and Olney's, way of doing things: dabbling, claiming membership/credit, without actually doing the work, and then trying to claim persecution when real devotees/pros/knowledgeable sorts/whatever criticise them for misrepresenting their religion.

Everything is geared towards getting the maximum amount of attention, and wicca has the cachet of being cool.

And it's cool that wicca's cool... but posers are never cool.

[the4thpip]

I found a post where J-Bolt referred to his faith, Tom. That's one of the choices I was offered. I suppose it could be argued that some believe he was speaking figuratively, but obviously they were wrong.

No you didn't. You googled "J-Bolt witch" and found a figure of speech. You should not make posts that make you look like a moron just to win petty arguments. It's moronic.

[Dreadstar]

I believe I satisfied one of Quacky's "demands" right there.

Nope. Try again.

You said it, now back it up or retract it.

Oh, please, this is OMAR. You have a better chance of teaching a pig to skate.

[Dreadstar]

There are three possibilities.

One, Omar is a believer. This, I highly doubt, as Omar is not stupid.

Two, that he knows J-bolt's full of shit and he's a queen bee enabler.

Three, this is his way of playing along with the joke.

Either way, I'm bored....

dingdingdingding!

The B.S. has become threadbare and tedious.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

He is the craziest weirdo loser EVER. And I, for one, think it's awesome. You can't write characters like this guy...it would take a comic genius to come up with this shit.

Personally, I would LOVE to see a Bombshell movie. I hope it happens. Because my friends and I are getting sick of watching "Hard Ticket to Hawaii" and need another piece of crap to laugh at until we piss our pants.

Dwight, your thoughts?

There are many thoughts which occur to someone who knows how to think, and so therefore I have so many to sort out that if they were to be expressed at once it would be like an avacado cannon shooting at your eyeballs through your skull (IE, it would be messy and go all over the place AND put a hole in your skull--NOTE THAT IF YOU SHOT AVACADO OUT A CANNON IT WOULD HAVE ENOUGH SPEED/VELICTY TO DO THAT I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN DO NOT TRY AT HOME!)

I know that in my faith/truth/knowledge of what is a great comic ever made (ie, Deathlok) that I am often belittered, where someone says, "Hey Deathlok is not good," or, "Haha you think Rich Buckler is a genius," and that kind of thing. I remember feeling, YES HUMANS MEN CAN FEEL, that the snickers of people behind me as I bought some old threadbare issues of Astonishing Tales made my angry blood boil into purple mad juice. But I was able to keep it down and not go all 1985* on them because I've learned how to get along with other human groups outside of my own.

Poor j-bolt and poor yabs forum cannot get along because of j=bolts difficulty with some types of humans. I don't know what wiccan is btu if it's like wiccipedia it is probably both not good and not bad. It's that humans people can't get alone with someone who is normal in a way that is normal to human poeple who think they are normal, but not to other humans who are different normal. Then who can? We as a human species are constantly fighting each other for battle supremecy even when there is no fight. When you feel it in your bones you know, "we are disagreeing," and what you want is, "I want to win the prize!" The prize in this case is knowing that you have one the battle.

Still, it would be good if peple wouldn't perscute the deathlok faithful OR ANY kind of faithful that people are belief. Because when that happens it's when you win the battle you've lost the war, just like Hitler or other despots. But that is probably not applicable in this case because there is no type of war or tanks.

I cannot be more clear on this point than that at all.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

*astericks: NOTE THIS IS A DEATHLOK REFERENCE HUMANS!

[generaljackcosmo]

There are many thoughts which occur to someone who knows how to think, and so therefore I have so many to sort out that if they were to be expressed at once it would be like an avacado cannon shooting at your eyeballs through your skull (IE, it would be messy and go all over the place AND put a hole in your skull--NOTE THAT IF YOU SHOT AVACADO OUT A CANNON IT WOULD HAVE ENOUGH SPEED/VELICTY TO DO THAT I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN DO NOT TRY AT HOME!)

I know that in my faith/truth/knowledge of what is a great comic ever made (ie, Deathlok) that I am often belittered, where someone says, "Hey Deathlok is not good," or, "Haha you think Rich Buckler is a genius," and that kind of thing. I remember feeling, YES HUMANS MEN CAN FEEL, that the snickers of people behind me as I bought some old threadbare issues of Astonishing Tales made my angry blood boil into purple mad juice. But I was able to keep it down and not go all 1985* on them because I've learned how to get along with other human groups outside of my own.

Poor j-bolt and poor yabs forum cannot get along because of j=bolts difficulty with some types of humans. I don't know what wiccan is btu if it's like wiccipedia it is probably both not good and not bad. It's that humans people can't get alone with someone who is normal in a way that is normal to human poeple who think they are normal, but not to other humans who are different normal. Then who can? We as a human species are constantly fighting each other for battle supremecy even when there is no fight. When you feel it in your bones you know, "we are disagreeing," and what you want is, "I want to win the prize!" The prize in this case is knowing that you have one the battle.

Still, it would be good if peple wouldn't perscute the deathlok faithful OR ANY kind of faithful that people are belief. Because when that happens it's when you win the battle you've lost the war, just like Hitler or other despots. But that is probably not applicable in this case because there is no type of war or tanks.

I cannot be more clear on this point than that at all.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

*astericks: NOTE THIS IS A DEATHLOK REFERENCE HUMANS!

Thank you.

By the way, I don't remember too much about Deathlok...been a long time since I read any comics with him, although I think I have the old Toy Biz action figure somewhere...but I do think you could probably tell some cool stories about him today. Isn't he a re-animated soldier?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I found a post where J-Bolt referred to his faith, Tom. That's one of the choices I was offered. I suppose it could be argued that some believe he was speaking figuratively, but obviously they were wrong.

So you're contending that he meant "witch-hunt" literally? So you're saying you believe that he thought (whew!) people were going to physically hunt him down and actually burn him at the stake? Because that's what an actual witch hunt that goes after actual witches is, OMAR. So I just want to get that straight. You're saying he meant that literally--that he was an actual witch and that people were going to fucking BURN HIM ALIVE? Literally?

Because I have heard a lot of stupid shit. But that, by far, takes the fucking cake. Congrats.

If he meant that literally, then he's INSANE. If you think that's what he meant, then you might be retarded.


Ok after laughing for untold minutes at Omar and Generaljackmo's reply this has gotta be the funniest rebuttle online I have ever seen. Ok YABS lets grab the pitchforks and re-enact a 17th century witch burning !

MacQuarrie will either laugh his ass off when he posts tonight or just call you on it all again Omar.

[generaljackcosmo]

Ok after laughing for untold minutes at Omar and Generaljackmo's reply this has gotta be the funniest rebuttle online I have ever seen. Ok YABS lets grab the pitchforks and re-enact a 17th century witch burning !

MacQuarrie will either laugh his ass off when he posts tonight or just call you on it all again Omar.

I aim to please. BTW, I used to be a big wrestling fan, although I haven't followed it in quite a while. Question: I see that Undertaker (my all time fave) is wrestling this Sunday...will his Wrestlemania streak continue?

And Dwight, you are too funny, dude. I think I might have to name a character in your honor. Don't worry, he will KICK ASS.

[MacQuarrie]

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=166508

I didn't mean I'd have you banned from YABS. If you're banned from all of CBR, you're banned from YABS too.

Trust me, nobody would weep if you were shown the door.

[MacQuarrie]

I believe I satisfied one of Quacky's "demands" right there.

Where did you do that? I saw nothing of the sort on that link.

[MacQuarrie]

I found a post where J-Bolt referred to his faith, Tom. That's one of the choices I was offered. I suppose it could be argued that some believe he was speaking figuratively, but obviously they were wrong.

He never referred to his faith on that page, and you know it.

[the4thpip]

Heh. If every politician and celebrity who publicly complained about a witch hunt were a Wiccan, they'd probably outnumber Christians in the US. :p

[MacQuarrie]

He may be a witch, but he ain't no wiccan.

I've known a few self-absorbed types who claimed to be witches. Invariably it was because they (a) thought it made them sound exotic, mysterious, avant-garde or dangerous, or (b) thought it might get them laid. After all, "everybody knows those witches' covens are nothing but big ol' orgies," and maybe if they tell enough people that they're witches, they might get invited to one.

The genuine wiccans I've known are as far from these clowns as one can get.

J-Bolt is as much a wiccan as he is a comics publisher.

[Gail Simone]

I like Wiccans.

I don't like J-bolney.

Gail

[Cam63]

Not even with drawn on six pack and store bought Honourable Discharge goodness ?

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Thank you.

By the way, I don't remember too much about Deathlok...been a long time since I read any comics with him, although I think I have the old Toy Biz action figure somewhere...but I do think you could probably tell some cool stories about him today. Isn't he a re-animated soldier?

Marvel's idiot time with the character has made the "branding" (this a pro-term, I am sorry to any yabs bashers who do not know the word meaning) as dilluted as fake milk. Fake milk is when you have a nearly empty carton of milk then pour water into it, then pour it into a glass and tell your spouse, "This is milk." Then you say, "no Ilsa that is not milk, it is fake milk, why are you making fake milk with water and whatever is left in the carton?" Then your spouse says, "DRINK IT WITH COOKIES!" Then you say, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE STORE WHEN WE RUN OUT OF STUFF?!" Then you sleep on the couch. Marvel's publishing history of Deathlok is just like that, which is too bad because apparently a movie is coming out that will (hopefully) not ruin the character more than the fake milk treatment has.

There is really only one true Deathlok but there are other "versions" which have created confusions. The original TRUE Deathlok he IS Luther Manning a man from the "near-future" of 1985 of Earth-7484, who was crippled by bomb explosions into near fatality! He was then woke up and found himself in his new indestructible cyborg form with his new "codename" of Deathlok. He was the first true cyborg from the future in comics, although others that were published before Deathlok try to make that claim which IS NOT TRUE IF YOU CAN THINK THROUGH IT WITH YOUR OWN HEADBRAIN!

Marvel-616 has tried to capture the properness of the fantastic character but they usually fail by making "altnerate" (or non-Deathlok) versions. There is a new "cool" version out but this new version of fake-Deathlok lacks an American flag on his chest. The lack of an American Flag on his chest is one of the many indicator items that tell a person with sensible brainthinking that a character claiming to be Deathlok is, in fact, Not-Deathlok.

Some people dismiss the character as a stupid cyborg zombie but those people have dog crap for brains so they are stupid.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[generaljackcosmo]

Marvel's idiot time with the character has made the "branding" (this a pro-term, I am sorry to any yabs bashers who do not know the word meaning) as dilluted as fake milk. Fake milk is when you have a nearly empty carton of milk then pour water into it, then pour it into a glass and tell your spouse, "This is milk." Then you say, "no Ilsa that is not milk, it is fake milk, why are you making fake milk with water and whatever is left in the carton?" Then your spouse says, "DRINK IT WITH COOKIES!" Then you say, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE STORE WHEN WE RUN OUT OF STUFF?!" Then you sleep on the couch. Marvel's publishing history of Deathlok is just like that, which is too bad because apparently a movie is coming out that will (hopefully) not ruin the character more than the fake milk treatment has.

Classic.

And I'm willing to go on the record right now and say that there is NOTHING stupid about cyborg zombies. I mean, I like cyborgs and I like zombies.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say that they're the peanut butter and chocolate of comics: Two great tastes that taste great together.

[Magneto_X]

Marvel's idiot time with the character has made the "branding" (this a pro-term, I am sorry to any yabs bashers who do not know the word meaning) as dilluted as fake milk. Fake milk is when you have a nearly empty carton of milk then pour water into it, then pour it into a glass and tell your spouse, "This is milk." Then you say, "no Ilsa that is not milk, it is fake milk, why are you making fake milk with water and whatever is left in the carton?" Then your spouse says, "DRINK IT WITH COOKIES!" Then you say, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO THE STORE WHEN WE RUN OUT OF STUFF?!" Then you sleep on the couch. Marvel's publishing history of Deathlok is just like that, which is too bad because apparently a movie is coming out that will (hopefully) not ruin the character more than the fake milk treatment has.

There is really only one true Deathlok but there are other "versions" which have created confusions. The original TRUE Deathlok he IS Luther Manning a man from the "near-future" of 1985 of Earth-7484, who was crippled by bomb explosions into near fatality! He was then woke up and found himself in his new indestructible cyborg form with his new "codename" of Deathlok. He was the first true cyborg from the future in comics, although others that were published before Deathlok try to make that claim which IS NOT TRUE IF YOU CAN THINK THROUGH IT WITH YOUR OWN HEADBRAIN!

Marvel-616 has tried to capture the properness of the fantastic character but they usually fail by making "altnerate" (or non-Deathlok) versions. There is a new "cool" version out but this new version of fake-Deathlok lacks an American flag on his chest. The lack of an American Flag on his chest is one of the many indicator items that tell a person with sensible brainthinking that a character claiming to be Deathlok is, in fact, Not-Deathlok.

Some people dismiss the character as a stupid cyborg zombie but those people have dog crap for brains so they are stupid.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Fly, I know it's you! :D

[MacQuarrie]

Fly, I know it's you! :D

Dwight is not fly. I've met them both. I've seen them in the same room at the same time.

[OzBat!]

Dude, you've been pwnd! It's the oldest schtick in the comic book; the hero that creates the perfect doppleganger so as to convince the public/police/criminals/girlfriend/boyfriend/military inquiry that the hero and his alter ego are in fact not one and the same!

[Guapo Méndez]

Dwight is not fly. I've met them both. I've seen them in the same room at the same time.

Doing the same thing, wearing the same clothes...

((kidding))

[MacQuarrie]

Doing the same thing, wearing the same clothes...

((kidding))

Not at all. It was at Buffalo Joe's in San Diego. Fly was wearing a loud shirt with Superman comics covers all over it, and Dwight was in a shirt that looked something like a hockey jersey, with a logo I didn't recognize and can't remember and a bucket-style fishing hat.

I'm not sure if they ever actually met, though, as the room was pretty crowded and noisy. But I know I spoke to both of them that night.

I think it was 4 years ago. Maybe 3.

[Magneto_X]

You're ruining my world, McQuacky! :p

How am I supposed to think Fly and Dwight are the same person now?!?

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Fly, I know it's you! :D

hmm okay I will play along with the spirit of humor jokes here -- YES I AM A FLY BUG JUST like your real name is MR. BEES, MR. BEES! And MR. BEES just so you know Macquarries is really a purple Emperor Butterfly which is a different kind of bug. Do you Mr. Bees and Emperor Butterfly know other insects that hang out with bugs?

THAT IS JUST HUMOR JOKES I DO NOT THINK THAT ANY HUMANS IS A BUG! JUST GETTIGN ITO THE SPIRIT OF IT ALL HUMANS!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[the4thpip]

I'm worried about all bees dying from AIDS. :(

[Wingnut]

I'm worried about all bees dying from AIDS. :(

I'm worried about the English language dying from Dwight.

[Cam63]

But he gave us " Zoombaboom, Babies ! "

He deserves a lit' award for that alone.

[Snoop-Bolt]

Marvel-616 has tried to capture the properness of the fantastic character but they usually fail by making "altnerate" (or non-Deathlok) versions. There is a new "cool" version out but this new version of fake-Deathlok lacks an American flag on his chest. The lack of an American Flag on his chest is one of the many indicator items that tell a person with sensible brainthinking that a character claiming to be Deathlok is, in fact, Not-Deathlok.


Michael Collins was the only Deathlock that kept it crackalackin'. Not to hate on the OG Deathlock but it's a matter of game recognizing game. Collins broke it off proper; the others that came after him were marks.

I'm ghost, son.

[Lester C.]

Michael Collins was the only Deathlock that kept it crackalackin'. Not to hate on the OG Deathlock but it's a matter of game recognizing game. Collins broke it off proper; the others that came after him were marks.

I'm ghost, son.

Snoop I love ya. Never change.:)

[MacQuarrie]

Michael Collins was the only Deathlock that kept it crackalackin'. Not to hate on the OG Deathlock but it's a matter of game recognizing game. Collins broke it off proper; the others that came after him were marks.

I heard (from one of the many rap artists that my company works with) that the word "crackalackin'" has a very specific meaning; It doesn't just mean "cool" or some such. It actually means "cracker-lacking;" in other words, if something is absent the kind of faux-hip trappings that clueless white people bring with them, it's lacking in cracker (old slang for honkey) influence, or crackalackin'.

Has anybody else heard this?

[Lester C.]

I heard (from one of the many rap artists that my company works with) that the word "crackalackin'" has a very specific meaning; It doesn't just mean "cool" or some such. It actually means "cracker-lacking;" in other words, if something is absent the kind of faux-hip trappings that clueless white people bring with them, it's lacking in cracker (old slang for honkey) influence, or crackalackin'.

Has anybody else heard this?

Ohhh. Crackalackin. I like it! I'm going to use it in a sentence. If you have any more cool jargon like that Mac send them my way.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

I heard (from one of the many rap artists that my company works with) that the word "crackalackin'" has a very specific meaning; It doesn't just mean "cool" or some such. It actually means "cracker-lacking;" in other words, if something is absent the kind of faux-hip trappings that clueless white people bring with them, it's lacking in cracker (old slang for honkey) influence, or crackalackin'.

Has anybody else heard this?

I have not but then again I am not entirely certain that the post was even wrrittenin the english language! did anyoboyd have else have a hard time trying to parse that stuff? Geez, some people should learn to write thngs corrently so that normal people can udnerstand their word language. Does anyone else remember when rap and rapping meant talking to one another as human people and not about jargony sayings that do not make sense to people with brain sense?

Always make sure to write what you mean so that other humans can understand what you're saying humans!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[Froggy]

I heard (from one of the many rap artists that my company works with) that the word "crackalackin'" has a very specific meaning; It doesn't just mean "cool" or some such. It actually means "cracker-lacking;" in other words, if something is absent the kind of faux-hip trappings that clueless white people bring with them, it's lacking in cracker (old slang for honkey) influence, or crackalackin'.

Has anybody else heard this?

*raises hand*


HI GAIL SIMONE AND ALL THE GOOD FOLKS AT YABS!

[the4thpip]

Geez, some people should learn to write thngs corrently so that normal people can udnerstand their word language.

I think I second that.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I know Dreadstar is keeping a count down ...how many days are left on it Dread ?

[Dreadstar]

I know Dreadstar is keeping a count down ...how many days are left on it Dread ?


154.

But the countdown has lost some of its luster, what with Jim moving to East Bumfuck in the sticks.

I mean, I can give you a half-dozen of the excuses he'll stammer out at not having made his deadline in that scenario.

The thing is: I could extend the deadline a full year (hell, we know I could extend it infinitely, but I digress) and he *STILL* wouldn't make it. Also, I seriously doubt that you guys will EVER see him on these boards again, unless he's spoiling for a fight. What with what's gone on in the past month, even The Apologist!(TM) can't defend him anymore.

[OMAR]

What's gone on in the past month, we found out he's been drawing and selling racy cartoons? WGAS?

[Cam63]

Black Canary in fishnets is racy.

What Fisher is doing goes a little beyond that.

[Gail Simone]

What's gone on in the past month, we found out he's been drawing and selling racy cartoons? WGAS?

We found out why it was so important for him to keep his many separate identities, we found out he's as lousy at poetry as he is at everything else, we found out he loves drawing really shitty (and I mean shitty, much worse than his usual work) bondage images of superheroes, we found out he draws a lot of ts porn, we found out he trolls for girlfriends under the name of "Lord Red Dragon (which couldn't be funnier if funny ran like water)," we found out that rather than having a media empire with dozens of employees and a mainframe computer, what he ACTUALLY does is lives with his mother in the middle of nowhere and has trouble raising money for groceries AND we found out that his big investor says he's a weirdo liar.

Among other stuff.

Gail

[MartinRedmond]

J-Bolt is the only person who can save comics now. J-Bolt for EIC!!

[Flamebird]

J-Bolt is the only person who can save comics now. J-Bolt for EIC!!

I second this!



But only if it's EIC of tightwad(er Lip) entertainment. :p

[Cam63]

We found out why it was so important for him to keep his many separate identities, we found out he's as lousy at poetry as he is at everything else, we found out he loves drawing really shitty (and I mean shitty, much worse than his usual work) bondage images of superheroes, we found out he draws a lot of ts porn, we found out he trolls for girlfriends under the name of "Lord Red Dragon (which couldn't be funnier if funny ran like water)," we found out that rather than having a media empire with dozens of employees and a mainframe computer, what he ACTUALLY does is lives with his mother in the middle of nowhere and has trouble raising money for groceries AND we found out that his big investor says he's a weirdo liar.

Among other stuff.

Gail

He's still doing better than I thought he was.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm pleased to know that he has actually been drawing all this time. It would be sad if the LBC comics were sitting idle because he didn't feel like drawing; it's much better if they sit idle because he's busy with his commissions. The fact that the commissions are for she-male porn is incidental.

[TomStillwell]

I'm pleased to know that he has actually been drawing all this time. It would be sad if the LBC comics were sitting idle because he didn't feel like drawing; it's much better if they sit idle because he's busy with his commissions. The fact that the commissions are for she-male porn is incidental.

I don't think anyone is going to knock the guy for making a buck. Problem is that he's been misrepresenting himself all this time.

Had he been honest this whole time, to us and to himself, he'd have a bunch of supporters here. Not so much for the weird pr0n art but because he was just a guy using his talents to get along as best he can.

[OMAR]

We found out why it was so important for him to keep his many separate identities, we found out he's as lousy at poetry as he is at everything else, we found out he loves drawing really shitty (and I mean shitty, much worse than his usual work) bondage images of superheroes, we found out he draws a lot of ts porn, we found out he trolls for girlfriends under the name of "Lord Red Dragon (which couldn't be funnier if funny ran like water)," we found out that rather than having a media empire with dozens of employees and a mainframe computer, what he ACTUALLY does is lives with his mother in the middle of nowhere and has trouble raising money for groceries AND we found out that his big investor says he's a weirdo liar.

Among other stuff.

Gail

We already knew he keeps seperate identities, I don't give a shit about his porn sketches but I knew about those too, because he posted the Poison Ivy one waaay back and admitted he had added some clothes to it so he cold post it here and that someone had paid him for a nude sketch.

You really thought he had dozens of employees until this month? Well, if you say so, I'm not going to call you a liar, but that hasn't been my impression based on your previous (as in, for the past few years) comments.

I make no secret of living in my mother's basement, so I don't look down on anyone for that, but has the proof been posted anywhere yet? Again, not saying it isn't true, just can't see the evidence for it.

If he's really having trouble paying for groceries, that's sad but it's sadder still that it's now listed among his flaws.

The most interesting thing on this list is the "big investor" item, as an LBE fan that's an area that could really affect my chances of finally seeing J-Bolt get his dream off the ground.

Can anyone point me toward this "big investor"'s comments so I can see them for myself?

[EdContradictory]

Does anyone else remember when rap and rapping meant talking to one another as human people and not about jargony sayings that do not make sense to people with brain sense?

I rememebr back when it was just referring to wrapping gifts for Christmas!

Christmas, now there's something that makes perfect brain sense!

[Gail Simone]

I'm bored of your deliberately obtuse shit, Omar, as I've already said.

I'll respond to this on the off-off-chance you're not trying to be a deliberate arse, then I'm done responding and you can go play somewhere else.

"We already knew he keeps seperate identities,"

We knew he was J-bolt, we knew he was Jim Fisher, we SUSPECTED he was sock puppets at his board. We didn't know he was Gymtoons, Lord Red Dragon, James Jackson, Yourtoons, and others.


" I don't give a shit about his porn sketches but I knew about those too, because he posted the Poison Ivy one waaay back and admitted he had added some clothes to it so he cold post it here and that someone had paid him for a nude sketch."

Nice. You knew he did a porn sketch of a character. Did you know he had a porn site doing extremely graphic cartoons and has been doing porn commissions for years, and has a series of elaborate lies about how he's several different people on them?



"You really thought he had dozens of employees until this month? Well, if you say so, I'm not going to call you a liar, but that hasn't been my impression based on your previous (as in, for the past few years) comments."

No, Omar. We KNEW he was full of shit. YOU'RE the one who keeps enabling him by pretending to believe him. This is merely proof.


"I make no secret of living in my mother's basement, so I don't look down on anyone for that, but has the proof been posted anywhere yet? Again, not saying it isn't true, just can't see the evidence for it."


Yes, Omar, and this is why you are not a scumbag liar. YOU DON'T MAKE A SECRET of living in your mother's basement. J-bolt has for years tried to convince the world that he's a massively popular media mogul, going from one success and celebrity co-partner to another. And the only PROOF we have is that his friend and financial benefactor said it, and oh, yes, SO DID J-BOLT REPEATEDLY under his mysterious Goth Hef name of "Lord Red Dragon."


"If he's really having trouble paying for groceries, that's sad but it's sadder still that it's now listed among his flaws. "


Yep, it's sad when someone is broke. But when that same broke person lies to everyone about how much money his company is making, that's not so much of a sympathy generator.



"The most interesting thing on this list is the "big investor" item, as an LBE fan that's an area that could really affect my chances of finally seeing J-Bolt get his dream off the ground. "


Look up Dani from Cradle of Filth on this same thread.

And I'm curious, you dodge this regularly, but what exactly is it that you are a fan of at LBE? Is it the comics? The movies? The video games? The animated series?

I'd just like to know which one you like best.

Gail

[MartinRedmond]

Dani uses otaku emoticons???

[Reverend Smooth]

Hey, I use otaku emoticons. >.>;

[OMAR]

Gail - a guy, Dani, who none of us had apparently ever heard of before, posted to this thread. He says he's someone who like to lead guys on in chat by pretending to be a woman, and that that's how he started chatting with J-Bolt. He then says that J-Bolt eventually asked him for $600k.

You now say Dani was J-Bolt's "big investor" who says that J-Bolt is a "weirdo liar". Well by Dani's own admission of his chatting proclivities he's the weirdo liar. And none of his claims have had the slightest bit of proof. No logs, no links, nothing. And he doesn't even claim to have invested a cent in J-Bolt, so that's not his lie, it's yours.

Dani isn't anyone's "big investor". He doesn't have $600k to invest anywhere, and if he did, it's wouldn't be with someone he was running his own scam on.

You've turned his bizarre, uncooberated claims into us "finding out" that J-Bolt's "big investor" thinks these things of him, and you know that's absolute horseshit.

[OMAR]

I'm a fan of the LBC character concepts, the ashcan of WLS, and of the creator of the LBE franchise, J-Bolt.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Gail - a guy, Dani, who none of us had apparently ever heard of before, posted to this thread. He says he's someone who like to lead guys on in chat by pretending to be a woman, and that that's how he started chatting with J-Bolt. He then says that J-Bolt eventually asked him for $600k.

You now say Dani was J-Bolt's "big investor" who says that J-Bolt is a "weirdo liar". Well by Dani's own admission of his chatting proclivities he's the weirdo liar. And none of his claims have had the slightest bit of proof. No logs, no links, nothing. And he doesn't even claim to have invested a cent in J-Bolt, so that's not his lie, it's yours.

Dani isn't anyone's "big investor". He doesn't have $600k to invest anywhere, and if he did, it's wouldn't be with someone he was running his own scam on.

You've turned his bizarre, uncooberated claims into us "finding out" that J-Bolt's "big investor" thinks these things of him, and you know that's absolute horseshit.

If this is the case Ozbat could check his IP . Then we can see if this Dani guy is legit that way. Also checking Wipidia , there is a Dani Filth and he is in a band Cradle of Filth . It seems to be a pretty sucessful band as they have 12 albums out ( last one in 2006) .

But yeah they can check up on the guy and see if he's legit enough and he can odds are post here and you can ask him questions Omar as well.

Also according to Wipida it says here he lives in Suffolk England . So lets see how real it is.

[MartinRedmond]

Hey, I use otaku emoticons. >.>;

Oh! Hush! >^ . ~<

[OMAR]

Thing is, I don't doubt the veracity of anything Dani said, I think his own word paint the picture quite nicely - with the exception that I don't believe he ever thought about handing over $600k. Not for a second, not to someone he met while he was pretending to be a woman in chat.

My problem is how Dani's story was warped by Gail into J-Bolt's "big investor" finding out that J-Bolt is a "weirdo liar".

I'm saying that Dani didn't invest a cent, that Dani admits he was the liar in his contacts with J-Bolt, and that Dani is a weirdo (in my view) for spending his time getting guys worked up by pretending to be a woman.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks $600k is an awful lot of money? No one seems to bat an eye at that figure - "Wow, close one, Dani almost gave him $600k!". Bullshit.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Thing is, I don't doubt the veracity of anything Dani said, I think his own word paint the picture quite nicely - with the exception that I don't believe he ever thought about handing over $600k. Not for a second, not to someone he met while he was pretending to be a woman in chat.

My problem is how Dani's story was warped by Gail into J-Bolt's "big investor" finding out that J-Bolt is a "weirdo liar".

I'm saying that Dani didn't invest a cent, that Dani admits he was the liar in his contacts with J-Bolt, and that Dani is a weirdo (in my view) for spending his time getting guys worked up by pretending to be a woman.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks $600k is an awful lot of money? No one seems to bat an eye at that figure - "Wow, close one, Dani almost gave him $600k!". Bullshit.


Dani could be loaded and 600K to him could be 20 bucks to us. Dani is married with a kid according to his site. Perhaps he saw this as a joke and started to chat with the guy. We'll never know. PM him and ask him to check back on (his last date was March 25th) and ask him more questions on it. Or visit the message board here and ask there:

http://p202.ezboard.com/bcradleoffilthonline

[Dreadstar]

Dani could be ... blahblahblahblah...

Dude, omar is an intentional contrarian. He lives to take the opposite side so as to stir shit. Everything he says is at the very least, suspect. Everyone with half a brain has known this for years now.

Since he will not be banned, I suggest the next best thing: Ignore him.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Dude, omar is an intentional contrarian. He lives to take the opposite side so as to stir shit. Everything he says is at the very least, suspect. Everyone with half a brain has known this for years now.

Since he will not be banned, I suggest the next best thing: Ignore him.

I try to be cool with everyone man. I barely know Omar online. Just trying to be my usual friendly self here.

[Dreadstar]

I try to be cool with everyone man. I barely know Omar online. Just trying to be my usual friendly self here.

Well, enjoy your bullshit sandwich.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm a fan of the LBC character concepts, the ashcan of WLS, and of the creator of the LBE franchise, J-Bolt.

So, you're a fan of...
derivative and hackneyed cliches
promotional material for unfinished and/or nonexistent projects
and a guy who has never managed to finish anything or deliver on any promise

Is that about right?

Let's explore this...


Why? What is there in any of them that hasn't been done better elsewhere? What is remotely interesting or unique about any of them?

[quote]I'm a fan of . . . the ashcan of WLS
Again, why? It's not a comic, it's an ad for a comic. A comic that still does not exist some 8 years after it was promised. What is it about these pages of self-promotion and broken promises that appeals to you?

I'm a fan of . . . the creator of the LBE franchise, J-Bolt.
Once more, why? Do you admire his ability to lie? Or is it his unique ability to misuse practically every word of two or more syllables? Or perhaps his ability to make grand claims about himself and his company, invariably in terms that reveal his ignorance of, well, everything having to do with comics? What exactly is it about J-Bolt that you are a fan of? His personality? Appearance? It can't be his achievements, because he hasn't any.

To tell the truth, it's obvious (painfully obvious) that what you are really a fan of is arguing. You get off on taking the unpopular side of a topic and defending it, trying to prove your intelligence and debating ability. It's all just verbal jousting to you. You think every conversation is a debate, every conversation has to have a winner, and that you can win any argument as long as you can succeed in changing the terms as you go along, so that when a point is refuted you can claim you were making an entirely different one. It's a stupid trick and it doesn't work.

You backed a lame horse in this one. Oddly enough, you were sharp enough to realize that Rick Olney was everything he was accused of being. Why can't you get it that J-Bolt is exactly the same in every way but scale. He needs only to take the one step of deliberately hiring people with no intent to pay them and he will be exactly the same. Why do you insist on pretending otherwise?

Cut your losses. You are never oging to convince anyone that J-Bolt is anything other than what his every post screams that he is, a fraud and a failure.

[OMAR]

The original comment was that J-Bolt's "big investor" found out that he was a "weirdo liar" in the past month. That shocked me, I thought there might be some real news there. Turns out Gail was referring to someone who doesn't claim to have ever actually invested any money in J-Bolt, who says that he met J-Bolt in a chat while lying to J-Bolt and claiming to be a woman, and none of us have any proof that that actually happened. Dani says he was considering investing $600k in J-Bolt, based on those circumstances.... if some folks want to insist that they believe him... fine.

I honestly didn't know we were talking about someone who has a touring, recording band, so for what it's worth, I don't know, the guy might indeed be a multimillonaire with $600k burning a hole in his pocket. Doesn't change the fact that he went from a guy who chatted with J-Bolt under false pretenses to J-Bolt's "big investor" without ever having actually invested anything other than his time.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Well, enjoy your bullshit sandwich.

If thats what he does....its his feelings on it. Doesn't mean I believe his stance on J-Bolt or anything. Hell....look back , even I haven't agreed with Omar on his feelings for LBC or J-Bolt.

[MacQuarrie]

Thing is, I don't doubt the veracity of anything Dani said, I think his own word paint the picture quite nicely - with the exception that I don't believe he ever thought about handing over $600k. Not for a second, not to someone he met while he was pretending to be a woman in chat.

My problem is how Dani's story was warped by Gail into J-Bolt's "big investor" finding out that J-Bolt is a "weirdo liar".

I'm saying that Dani didn't invest a cent, that Dani admits he was the liar in his contacts with J-Bolt, and that Dani is a weirdo (in my view) for spending his time getting guys worked up by pretending to be a woman.

BTW, am I the only one who thinks $600k is an awful lot of money? No one seems to bat an eye at that figure - "Wow, close one, Dani almost gave him $600k!". Bullshit.
You missed it.The key point is not that Dani was never going to give him $600k; it's that J-Bolt went on to post about his "big investor"; he can't have been so stupid as to believe anyone would hand him that klind of money, but he acted as if he did believe it, for the sole reason of making himself sound more important.

[Dreadstar]

153.





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[OMAR]

MacQuarrie - I've cut my losses several times, been absent from this forum for weeks at a time only to check in and see that the J-Bolt news thread has been bumped. Check in on the thread to find that there's no J-Bolt news, just more slams.

You make it sound as though I'm going all over this board, or somewhere else on CBR, arguing various unpopular positions. That's just not true.

When J-Bolt stays quiet too long, that's when the really obsessive shit starts - with no new posts from him to mock and belittle, his detractors have been forced to scour the internet for new material. Why not just leave him alone?

[Guapo Méndez]

And I'm curious, you dodge this regularly, but what exactly is it that you are a fan of at LBE? Is it the comics? The movies? The video games? The animated series?

I'd just like to know which one you like best.

Gail


I'm thinking he's a fan of she-male porn.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Is anyone gonna see that new Richard Gere movie this weekend where he cons HarperCollins outta $750,000 grand for the fake memoirs of Howard Hughes ? Its called The Hoax and based on Clifford Irving who pulled this scam .

J-bolts story of the 600,000 grand reminds me of this in a way.

Now say he had gotten this money figure. What would have happened do you think ? It costs more than 600,000 grand to make the type of film that he would realisticaly have here Omar. Good movies with musical scores cost money. I know that Kevin Smith was told that Mallrats would cost $5 million and thats the cheapest he could do it for. The bar bargin cheapest man.

So had he gotten this money for real....what would happen do ya think ?

[OMAR]

OK, obviously I'm not wanted at this point and Gail was upfront about not responding to me anymore. This is her place, I'm not going to abuse her "no bannings" rule and stay if I'm really stinking the place up so bad. No hard feelings, really... I've actually gained a grudging respect for many of the folks here, especially MacQuarrie, over the past couple of years but I'm sick of the constant inferences that I'm barely tolerated or that I'm lowering the tone when I've tried to be reasonably civil in my posts here. I'll never say never, especially if there actually is any "J-Bolt news" to talk about, but for now I'll bow out as gracefully as possible and let you get back to your regularly scheduled witch hunt.

Yes, I do see real value in the LBC characters, and I genuinely like J-Bolt for his artistic talent, his imagination, and even his personality when he hasn't been embittered by the ugliness of his detractor's comments. I look forward to seeing him realize his dreams some day.

[Reverend Smooth]

Oh! Hush! >^ . ~<
Sugoi neko wai rabu =^.^= etc.

[Cam63]

I'm a fan of the LBC character concepts, the ashcan of WLS, and of the creator of the LBE franchise, J-Bolt.

So, you're the " Smithers " to his " Mr. Burns " ?

[Gail Simone]

Gail - a guy, Dani, who none of us had apparently ever heard of before, posted to this thread. He says he's someone who like to lead guys on in chat by pretending to be a woman, and that that's how he started chatting with J-Bolt. He then says that J-Bolt eventually asked him for $600k.

You now say Dani was J-Bolt's "big investor" who says that J-Bolt is a "weirdo liar". Well by Dani's own admission of his chatting proclivities he's the weirdo liar. And none of his claims have had the slightest bit of proof. No logs, no links, nothing. And he doesn't even claim to have invested a cent in J-Bolt, so that's not his lie, it's yours.

Dani isn't anyone's "big investor". He doesn't have $600k to invest anywhere, and if he did, it's wouldn't be with someone he was running his own scam on.

You've turned his bizarre, uncooberated claims into us "finding out" that J-Bolt's "big investor" thinks these things of him, and you know that's absolute horseshit.


As usual, Omar, you either don't have a clue what you're posting about or you're continuing to be deliberately obtuse.

J-BOLT HIMSELF talked about this investor on his blog, and was all super chummy with this Dani, calling him his 'bro,' and such on the message boards at LBE. In typical asshead fashion, he kept the comments where Dani, of Cradle of Filth, praised J-bolt, but ditched the later comments where Dani bashed him and told his side of the J-bolt story, ie. what happened when he found out, as everyone but you does, that J is full of shit and produces nothing.


Is it still wild speculation if J-bolt himself says it?

Get your fucking facts straight, you're embarrassing yourself again.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

I'm a fan of the LBC character concepts, the ashcan of WLS, and of the creator of the LBE franchise, J-Bolt.

Ah, so you like empty hype from people who produce nothing, then. Awesome!

That's my favorite, too! I also really dig him for where he talks about his awesome wicked video games he's going to produce!

Gail

[Cam63]

OK, obviously I'm not wanted at this point and Gail was upfront about not responding to me anymore. This is her place, I'm not going to abuse her "no bannings" rule and stay if I'm really stinking the place up so bad. No hard feelings, really... I've actually gained a grudging respect for many of the folks here, especially MacQuarrie, over the past couple of years but I'm sick of the constant inferences that I'm barely tolerated or that I'm lowering the tone when I've tried to be reasonably civil in my posts here. I'll never say never, especially if there actually is any "J-Bolt news" to talk about, but for now I'll bow out as gracefully as possible and let you get back to your regularly scheduled witch hunt.

Go away quickly then.

[Gail Simone]

I don't have any problems with Omar posting. I'm not asking him to leave even if I may have gone too far in making it sound like that. You're welcome here, Omar, and I enjoy your posts on other threads.

But I keep coming back to the fact that your defenses of J-bolt are so idiotic and filled with deception, and we both now you're not stupid. That bugs me, I admit it.

That's all.

Gail

[Reverend Smooth]

I don't get deliberate obtuseness. If you have to pretend to be stupid, then, imo, you're automatically wrong about the point you're trying to make.

At that point, it's just pushing bullshit. Who wants to believe in bullshit? It's like you're trying to fuck over the person you're arguing with either way: either they fall for your bullshit and therefore you can feel contempt for their gullibility, or they reject your bullshit and you castigate them.

Why should people buy into what you say, Omar, when everyone, you incuded, knows you're being dishonest? Why can't you just be honest about your agenda and stop wasting people's time?

[Dreadstar]

Why can't you just be honest about your agenda and stop wasting people's time?

The agenda *IS* wasting people's time.

[Reverend Smooth]

The agenda *IS* wasting people's time.Was he just not loved enough as a child, then, that he has to inflict his need for validation onto other people? ^^

[Coppervale Studio]

Witch Hunts are not bad things when there's proof they actually ate the children.

[Tobias March]

I remember Cradle of Filth from when I was in school. Back in 1996, if you were into metal and didn't sign up for Korn's brand of hip-hop/metal - Cradle of Filth were a nice diversion.

That was when I met my first Marilyn Manson fan. He liked to put cigarettes out on his arm. It freaked me.

Which is just a roundabout way of stating that Cradle of Filth are quite successful - hell they're still going ten years later, so they must be doing something right. Unlike some.

[TomStillwell]

J-Bolt is the puffer fish in comics.

Self inflation hiding a rather pathetic and small reality.

[Gail Simone]

Here's some of Moron-Bolt's comments about Dani, from his faux goth nonsense identity, LORD RED DRAGON.

Dude!
Simply put... Dani Filth is a p-whipped boy by his wife, and lets her control ALL his money and life, etc. Once Joann (my ex) Figured all this out, she got in good with Luna and got her to MAKE Dani turn against me, go against the written agreement, and break our brotherhood altogether. We were brothers for about 7 months, but it didn't take Joann long at all to work on their devil-worshipping and Luna's control over Dani to screw me and them all up. Now, I have to take them to court, and have lost a brother... all because of that b#$%&! Like I said about CoF... once ya' get to know them... they're not people you want to be fans of. They're disgusting and will stab you in the back without a 2nd thought or remorse about it. They tell all their fans and friends that your "God Hates You" and other stuff, just to get a reaction out of them so they have something to laugh about. I've got all the saved chat conversations from the whole event, which will be used in Court.
Blessed Be,
Jim (LRD)

Tue Mar 27 08:27pm CDT
░▒▓LO… Dude!
Yeah... just figured you'd want to know. Like I said, if you want the details, lemme' know. I'm a person who does not become a fan of somebody I don't respecte, personally. I don't know how you feel about that, but you might want to know what kind of people they are : Dani and all his ilk.
Blessed Be,
Jim (LRD)

Mon Mar 26 09:45am CDT
░▒▓LO… Dude!
Well... remember my blog talking about an Invester/Friend and the ex screwing me over royally? Well, the Investor/Friend was
Dani Filth, of CoF. If ya' want details, lemme' know, My Friend.
Blessed Be,
Jim (LRD)

[Cam63]

That boy needs a decent job.

Maybe mission work.

[Gail Simone]

Here's more hilarious happy crappy!

Sometimes, it's hard NOT to use a spell...
I've never been able to figure out why everybody in my personal life is so rude to me, treating me as though I don't even exist when I'm talking. They either interrupt me, ignore me, and/or just plain treat me as though what I have to say doesn't matter. The only time they start to shudder is if they hear my first words being said, in anger: "By All That Is Good, Just, And True..." That has a tendancy to make them shut up for as long as it takes to realize I'm holding myself back quickly as possible, behind gritted teeth, because I'm not like them. I don't strike out in anger, right off the bat.
I love being an employer when this situation happens, because if anybody does this to me on the job, they know they won't have that job for long (I actually give them 3 strikes on that, so I'm pretty fair about it)... but, I can only make everybody in my personal life suffer in other ways for doing this to me. Mind you, that doesn't stop these people from doing something so insufferable, even though they know they'll pay for it one way or another.
Whenever somebody does this to me, I have to do everything possible to keep chanting the Wiccan Rede in my head, because I would SOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo love to put a vocale paralysi (vocal cord paralysis) spell on them, with the snap of a finger.
Remember that Rede... because it'll seriously save you from losing your temper at the rudest of people and end up getting your own spell thrown back at ya' whether you believe in the 3 fold law or the worst one: the 10 fold law. If not for the Rede, at least keep in mind that you don't want the injury of the people getting to you, PLUS the insult added of having your own spell fire back at you 3 or 10 fold... right?
Life without the use of Magick is also like that. Let Fate come back upon the perpetrators. You can HELP Fate along, without endangering yourself, but make sure it's 100% Fate that gets those who don't know how to properly treat their fellow man or woman. Otherwise, Fate will bite YOU in the butt.
Even I have to remind myself of this, sometimes.

Blessed Be,

[Cam63]

Well, those powers would come in handy.

[Cam63]

With great kookiness comes great gibberishing.

[BnL]

Oh god. I haven't been following this thread at all, but wow...have you ever been embarrassed FOR someone?

[Cam63]

I'd feel sorry for Fisher if he wasn't a mean spirited wanker.

[Reverend Smooth]

I've never been able to figure out why everybody in my personal life is so rude to me, treating me as though I don't even exist when I'm talking. They either interrupt me, ignore me, and/or just plain treat me as though what I have to say doesn't matter.Generally, if you are an adult and people are doing this to you, it is because you are projecting an attitude which makes people react badly to you. Project a different attitude.
SOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo love to put a vocale paralysi (vocal cord paralysis) spell on them, with the snap of a finger.This kinda stuff only exists in harry potter books. Instead, you can learn social skills, which do exist in this reality.
Life without the use of Magick is also like that.The only reason some people add an extra k in there is because they pay too much attention to some of Aleister Crowley's sillier quirks. Magic is magic.

If you want to master magic (and life), master yourself.

[LeoFrancisWalsh]

The only reason some people add an extra k in there is because they pay too much attention to some of Aleister Crowley's sillier quirks. Magic is magic.

I believe it's spelled "quircks".

[Cam63]

Welcome, Leo.

The beer is mostly mine.

[Gail Simone]

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-uTbrHUw2fqjCm9o0TMR5Ndo-?cq=1

Some funny stuff, including the photoshopped muscles.

But he's having a publisher's party for his first two books!

Gail

[Lester C.]

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-uTbrHUw2fqjCm9o0TMR5Ndo-?cq=1

Some funny stuff, including the photoshopped muscles.

But he's having a publisher's party for his first two books!

Gail

Warning. NOT WORK SAFE!

[JamesRitcheyIII]

Generally, if you are an adult and people are doing this to you, it is because you are projecting an attitude which makes people react badly to you. Project a different attitude.
This kinda stuff only exists in harry potter books. Instead, you can learn social skills, which do exist in this reality.
The only reason some people add an extra k in there is because they pay too much attention to some of Aleister Crowley's sillier quirks. Magic is magic.

If you want to master magic (and life), master yourself.

Thelemic Terminology Police here. Crowley stated quite rationally on many occasions that he coined the spelling 'Magick' to distinguish 'The Great Work' of Qabbalah from 'Magic' in the popular vernacular--that of being an 'Illusionist' or 'Prestidigitator'. Both 'Magick' and 'Magic' require tremendous discipline, but the first requires a force of will that starts with the shedding of any doubt that an act can be manifested, no matter how unlikely to the western paradigm. There's a common saying among those who have taken 'The Oath of the Magus'--that magick doesn't work. It's a way of saying the consensus reality has to be 'cheated' out of it's laws being defied, best done through the focus tool of ritual (even one made up on one's own--actually that's best). The fact that this guy is dumber than a bag of doorknobs, a social idiot, and obviously a 'country-club Wiccan' poseur/dabbler would certainly preclude the concentration required. Universal Mind doesn't give loaded guns to infants.

Your last line, however, is dead on, at least in meaning. "Know Thyself" is the ultimate magickal work, and good advice, generally. Even venting that he would shut people up (a BLACK working), rather than perhaps work on being a better or more interesting conversationalist indicates someone particularly unhinged, insistent on blaming others for his deficits and not so bright.

[Kyuubi]

"waiting for love"?


What happened to the girlfriend, Mr. Soon to be published?

[TCJohnson]

Isn't Lady Jo his girlfriend?

[MacQuarrie]

No, they broke up not long after she posted here. She's joined Demon Dawn and others as Forces for Evil.