J-Bolt News

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Well said Mac.

It's really a shame with J-bolt... when he first came back here and SHelly built his website... he seemed...

Lucid.

And now he's gone totally off his rocker.

It's so sad.

It seemed like he was seriously gonna work at producing something tangible. That he could sell in LCS and not a movie thats been delayed more years than I can count.

J-Bolt , pal , if Guns n Roses actually get Chinese Democracy out this year there is no excuse for you. It took Axl 15 years to produce an album. Thus far its taken you 8+ years to do it. You don't want people claiming Axl Rose produced his grand masterpiece in quicker time than you produced a comic book do you ?

[Snoop-Bolt]

A note of appreciation for the J-Bolts and Olneys of the world. Without their antics, some of us might not have the same appreciation for intigrity, honesty, truth, and other such virtues.

This was driven home to me last night. I was fortunate enough to be invited to the Annie Awards (the animation industry's award show), and at the after-party, Andreas Deja sat at our table, with his Winsor McKay Lifetime Acheivement Award sitting in front of him. (In case you can't place the name, Andreas is one of Disney's premiere animators; he was lead character animator for King Triton, Gaston, Jafar, Scar and Lilo, among many others over the last 20+ years. He's also an incredibly nice, charming and humble man.)

So my son and I are sitting there looking at Andreas' award (it's a gold-plated zoetrope, and it WORKS!) and my son said "You have to get one of those."

Instantly I thought of J-Bolt's grand claims about awards he's sure to win and accolades he expects to recieve. I turned to my son and said, "first I have to do something. They don't give you awards for what you're going to do, only for what you did."

Prior to the great Olney debacle and the return of J-Bolt, I doubt that my answer would have been the same. So they get a tip of the hat for helping me to be aware of the need to be a better person.
Word to Godzilla my vanilla. You gotta pay dues to get respect up in this mugg.

I've often wondered why J-Bolt hasn't actually made a comic just to shut us up. Any ideas homies?

[Cam63]

Well said Mac.

It's really a shame with J-bolt... when he first came back here and SHelly built his website... he seemed...

Lucid.

And now he's gone totally off his rocker.

It's so sad.

He shoulda stuck to sitting in easychair recliners.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Word to Godzilla my vanilla. You gotta pay dues to get respect up in this mugg.

I've often wondered why J-Bolt hasn't actually made a comic just to shut us up. Any ideas homies?

No idea , D O double G Bolt. If ya get Bombshizzle produced faster than him what will he say then ?

[Shade]

This sounds a lot like my character Bombshizzle

Having been naturally endowed with an ominous booty, Juicy Licious lived her life, in Long Beach, California, endlessly searching for smoke and a pimp that would want to know her as a person...not just some bomb-diggity bombshizzle. Juicy smokes chronic throughout her young life surpassing the expectations of shorties around her with superior drive for blunts and bling which end up in a hella-scandalous position as a chemical scientist for one of the ghetto's leading chemical research facilities, as an adult. This leads to even more hatin' and salt throwing from her pimps with the lone support of her homegirls, Francizzle and Lil' Ron-Ron. In an exhausted effort to prove that she's the shiznit to the haters, Juicy smokes a fateful blunt which mutates her system into that of a stoned femme fatale, while finding that there was a ghetto-fabulousness with her all along, beyond her notice. The accident results in a detrimental state of being "stoned." Juicy feels that all is lost as everything she's ever smoked and snorted for is blown away. Now its time that she shows the hood just how much of a "BombShizzle" she is. Can her homies, pimps, Dr. Dre, or even a new aquakinizzle hero named Marizzle, who was also stoned, stop BombShizzle's gangsta rampage? You'll be trippin' off the outcome, ya hear?

I love you. You are my new favorite poster. I could get very physical with you.

[Snoop-Bolt]

I love you. You are my new favorite poster. I could get very physical with you.
It ain't nuttin' but a G-thang. Would you like to buy a share in the future profits of Bombshizzle? I accept ice, yay, and DVD copies of Rat Race. Remember my movie has Oscar buzz AND Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Award buzz. You know how I do.

[Magneto_X]

I've often wondered why J-Bolt hasn't actually made a comic just to shut us up. Any ideas homies?

He's addicted to the Playstation ala Joe Mad? :D

[the4thpip]

He's addicted to the Playstation ala Joe Mad? :D

Or in J-Bolt's case, Colecovision.

[Linkara]

Since I'm still a newb around here, I'm reading through the entire thread. ^_^ I'm at page 80 so far, so I'm curious - did Gail ever reveal the true secret of J-Bolt or are we still freaked out about the idea of ruining it all with whatever the revelation is?

[TomStillwell]

Since I'm still a newb around here, I'm reading through the entire thread. ^_^ I'm at page 80 so far, so I'm curious - did Gail ever reveal the true secret of J-Bolt or are we still freaked out about the idea of ruining it all with whatever the revelation is?

J-Bolt shot JR.

[Linkara]

And then Gail woke up with Bobby Ewing in the shower?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

J-Bolt shot JR.

You Bastard !

[Roquefort Raider]

Or in J-Bolt's case, Colecovision.

Can you connect a Colecovision to a mainframe computer?

[Magneto_X]

Since I'm still a newb around here, I'm reading through the entire thread. ^_^ I'm at page 80 so far, so I'm curious - did Gail ever reveal the true secret of J-Bolt or are we still freaked out about the idea of ruining it all with whatever the revelation is?

J-Bolt was revealed to be Jim Fisher.

Who'd a thunk it?!? ;)

[Cam63]

And then Gail woke up with Bobby Ewing in the shower?

That would explain why Gail can lasso and bronc bust like the best of 'em.

[Guapo Méndez]

Can you connect a Colecovision to a mainframe computer?

Nah, he upgraded.

He's got a Sigma Commodore 16!

http://freenet-homepage.de/264er/Commodore/264er/Sigma_Commodore_C16.jpg

[Linkara]

Well, I'm assuming the actual secret is what J-Bolt's motivation behind it is, if he really is clinically insane or if he's just trying to get a porno casting couch thing going.

[Magneto_X]

Linkara:

A little from column A, and a little from column B.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Linkara:

A little from column A, and a little from column B.



He will only have success with A)

[Snoop-Bolt]

Well, I'm assuming the actual secret is what J-Bolt's motivation behind it is, if he really is clinically insane or if he's just trying to get a porno casting couch thing going.
The casting couch aspect of it makes me hella trip. It all started with Rena Mero which makes your boy Snoop-Bolt wonder if he's going to make mention of any of the recently retired WWE Divas. Are we going to get announcements that Trish Stratus or Amy Dumas is the new Bombshell? That's a scary thought, F'shizzle.

But yeah, crazy like a Long Beach hood-rat on 'shrooms...Straight up.

[Magneto_X]

He will only have success with A)

What would be funny is if he actually *did* get some retired WWE diva to "audition" for him and end up getting the crap beaten out of him after he does his best to convince them to have sex with him. lol

I bet even someone like Stacy Kiebler would have no trouble wolloping him!

[Wingnut]

WOW! Just...WOW! My computer craps out on me, and I'm off-line for a couple of months, and things go to hell in a handbasket. Looks like I missed a major meltdown.

Actually, I stopped by closer to the event via wireless internet on a phone, but it was taking too long to read everything. Finally tonight I decided to drop by and catch up on all I missed.

I guess I'm probably not the only one who read the previous many pages with an overwhelming sense of deja vu.

I'm just...well...WOW! (Walks away, head shaking, mumbling, and then laughing.)

[Crowley]

Can we possibly hook up J-bolt with Rick Olney?

that would be awesome...

[MacQuarrie]

It could mean the end of all life as we know it.

[Wingnut]

With all the mentions of this Olney charcter, and the parallels between him and J-Bolt, I finally started reading the mega-thread here on Olney. Simply...Amazing...and strangely familiar.

[the4thpip]

With all the mentions of this Olney charcter, and the parallels between him and J-Bolt, I finally started reading the mega-thread here on Olney. Simply...Amazing...and strangely familiar.

Just with added meanness and more criminal intent.

[Papergirl]

DAMMIT! STOP IT!

I thought J-bolt had come back with even MORE craziness for us!

You're all MEAN, getting my hopes up like that! :(

~Bev

[Cam63]

Fisher hasn't been banned, so it may yet return.

[Kalen O.]

Wow. Just when I thought I'd seen everything with Olney.....how the hell did I miss all this? Huh.

Well I gotta say, I got at least one good thing out of this. Shelly, it sucks that you had to put up with an ungrateful ass like this, but I have to admit that before this thread got me curious, I had never checked out any of the sites you'd made for other YABS 'bashers' (Heh. Anybody else read that and think of the Mighty Ducks and the Bash Brothers? I'd take it as a compliment....). But you do absolutely amazing work. The minute I manage to convince/shanghai/blackmail/bribe/bedazzle a publisher into picking up any of my work, I'm totally hiring you to make a nifty site for me too! I'll even make sure to pay you upfront, before the work, as it seems to me you've got a lot more reason to be wary of your clients than they have to be wary of you. And hey, if I get 'burned', its cool, I'll just blame Tom for vouching for you, lol. All the cool kids are doing it, apparently.

And if a 22 year old waiter/bartender like myself can manage to scrape together enough money to cover an invoice like the one you posted (the real one, not the one with the discount), then a 30 something year old deadbeat loser has no excuse.

Once again, my sympathies for dealing with this piece of trash. Ugh.

Stop sucking at life, stupid people.

[sk716]

Wow. Just when I thought I'd seen everything with Olney.....how the hell did I miss all this? Huh.

Well I gotta say, I got at least one good thing out of this. Shelly, it sucks that you had to put up with an ungrateful ass like this, but I have to admit that before this thread got me curious, I had never checked out any of the sites you'd made for other YABS 'bashers' (Heh. Anybody else read that and think of the Mighty Ducks and the Bash Brothers? I'd take it as a compliment....). But you do absolutely amazing work. The minute I manage to convince/shanghai/blackmail/bribe/bedazzle a publisher into picking up any of my work, I'm totally hiring you to make a nifty site for me too! I'll even make sure to pay you upfront, before the work, as it seems to me you've got a lot more reason to be wary of your clients than they have to be wary of you. And hey, if I get 'burned', its cool, I'll just blame Tom for vouching for you, lol. All the cool kids are doing it, apparently.

And if a 22 year old waiter/bartender like myself can manage to scrape together enough money to cover an invoice like the one you posted (the real one, not the one with the discount), then a 30 something year old deadbeat loser has no excuse.

Once again, my sympathies for dealing with this piece of trash. Ugh.

Stop sucking at life, stupid people.

Thanks, Kalen.

I'm always looking for work. And we have again come to the time of year when I'm searching for web jobs so I can spend ridiculous amounts of money at CAPE.

[Gail Simone]

Jslady or whatever her handle is recently wrote an apology im which seemed to me to be a nice gesture, but I had totally forgotten her handle and that seemed to piss her off a bit.

Gail

[TomStillwell]

Thanks, Kalen.

I'm always looking for work. And we have again come to the time of year when I'm searching for web jobs so I can spend ridiculous amounts of money at CAPE.

Don't fret none. We'll talk at Cape. I have plans.

[Kalen O.]

Thanks, Kalen.

I'm always looking for work. And we have again come to the time of year when I'm searching for web jobs so I can spend ridiculous amounts of money at CAPE.

Lol, well unfortunately I'm not quite at the point where a website would make much sense for me yet (but then again, neither was J-Bolt, so hmm...). But I'll come find ya the second I am. And I can totally sympathize with the need to spend ridiculous amounts of money on anything comics related, though unfortunately Ive yet to make it to CAPE.

*Hangs head and sighs, while crossing fingers for San Diego*


And Gail, sorry, but I find that amusing as hell. I'm still not entirely convinced they're not the same person. J-Bolt might not be smart enough to run two internet programs simultaneously, but in this day and age, its hardly uncommon for people to have two or more computers in a household. And after reading this whole thread, he definitely strikes me as the type to put more effort into hyping himself by creating other personas than actually doing the work, where someone could potentially critique said work in enough quantities to tell him he's bad, and have it carry weight.

[Magneto_X]

Just with added meanness and more criminal intent.

J-Bolt's lucky MacQuarrie didn't sue him.

Not to mention alert the government to his possible wire fraud.

Edit: Fisher did one good thing. He brought "McQuackie" into existence. :D

[Matt Doc Martin]

J-Bolt's lucky MacQuarrie didn't sue him.

Not to mention alert the government to his possible wire fraud.

Edit: Fisher did one good thing. He brought "McQuackie" into existence. :D

Hmmm...should I start a side quest?

I love ruining idiots days!

[Cam63]

Jslady or whatever her handle is recently wrote an apology im which seemed to me to be a nice gesture, but I had totally forgotten her handle and that seemed to piss her off a bit.

Gail

That was decent of her and yeah, her handle is J'sLady.

[Magneto_X]

Hmmm...should I start a side quest?

I love ruining idiots days!

That'd be great.

If J-Bolt has indeed been breaking the law (I can only speculate at this point) nail him to the freakin' wall! :D

[Wingnut]

Jslady or whatever her handle is recently wrote an apology im which seemed to me to be a nice gesture, but I had totally forgotten her handle and that seemed to piss her off a bit.

Gail

Although I was off-line during this recent mess, it was too bad that she sort of got caught in the cross-fire. Still, it was nice of her to send you an apology IM.

Quite frankly, I hope her influence is what finally inspires him to complete some things and get things on track. Only time will tell.

[sk716]

Jslady or whatever her handle is recently wrote an apology im which seemed to me to be a nice gesture, but I had totally forgotten her handle and that seemed to piss her off a bit.

Gail

I got one of those, too.

[PatrickG]

In the same year, J-Bolt was asked to teach comic book art and cartooning by two community schools and the Community College of Southern Nevada, ranked as the #1 class at the college and generated such famous students as Jason Pearson and David Dace. The classes stayed at the top for 8 years, until he had to temporarily retire due to a knee surgery, which made it difficult for him to teach using his individual student-by-student method, though he missed it greatly.

Is the implication that he needed his knee to teach the students one-by-one?

Suddenly, I picture Bolt doing a Pat Morita impression as "comic book sensei" and, instead of teaching artists, simply kneeing 'em somewhere painful when he doesn't like the art...

[PatrickG]

BTW... On the discussion of an Olney/J-Bolt teamup...

Olney should hire J-Bolt.

'Cause J-Bolt will deliver the art about the same time Olney actually pays.

[Matt Doc Martin]

BTW... On the discussion of an Olney/J-Bolt teamup...

Olney should hire J-Bolt.

'Cause J-Bolt will deliver the art about the same time Olney actually pays.

The universe just imploded by the sheer force of your perfect logic.

[Matt Doc Martin]

BTW... On the discussion of an Olney/J-Bolt teamup...

Olney should hire J-Bolt.

'Cause J-Bolt will deliver the art about the same time Olney actually pays.

The universe just imploded by the sheer force of your perfect logic.

Edit: SEE!?!?

[Guapo Méndez]

It's actually the reverse of a perpetual motion engine: he never works and he never pays.

[Tobias March]

It's actually the reverse of a perpetual motion engine: he never works and he never pays.

I'm still convinced J-Bolt returned because he was jealous of 'the Olney' stealing his thunder.

[generaljackcosmo]

except the big problem is that his flagship (or 'lead' character for anyone confused by pro terms) is a woman.

So I've been reading this thread out of sheer curiosity--and now is the perfect time, as I have a shitload of work I could be doing--and this little tidbit made me laugh out loud. I don't know why this struck me so funny, but it did.

[Sally Sensational]

I'm still convinced J-Bolt returned because he was jealous of 'the Olney' stealing his thunder.

You know, I think you might just have something there . . .

[generaljackcosmo]

"Born August 1, 1968, Jim Fisher began drawing comic book characters after watching Adam West & Burt Ward, George Reeves and other TV super heroes, as well as his resulting love of comic books. The desire of wanting to know what the characters were saying in the comic books gave him the inclination to watch PBS educational TV shows and learn to read at the level of a 6th grader before entering Kindergarten. He ended up having a college-level reading level by the middle years of Elementary School, showing the falsehood behind the stereo-type that "comics are only for the illiterate." On top of this, he based his morals after what the heroes taught him from the mags.
By age 16, he had learned most every form of art known and was inducted into the National Achievement Academy books as being one of the top 10% artists in the Country. He formed his first company: Lightning Bolt Comics, with a myriad of characters, on top of creating other characters in comic strip cartooning and was published in numerous newspapers along with other media. With this, he also became known for writing skills, which he applied to creating his new era of comic book stories, papers for the highest composition classes offered, and other short stories with film project concepts.
At 18, every Las Vegas news media and different talk shows began publicizing stories about him as the 'youngest comic book publisher in history,' not yet having self-published. This publicity was satellited Worldwide, which resulted in a huge fanbase; the numbers of which are still unknown. It also resulted in numerous personal appearances where rare original artwork was auctioned off to fans, signed by Fisher.
At the age of 19, he adopted the stage name of J-Bolt and a wardrobe with mono-lens sunglasses, all in his company colors of red & black. This caused the news media to give this new image being that of having a "super hero image of his own." Even though J-Bolt didn't like that campy image, he took it on with open arms in consideration of his younger fans loving it so much, deciding that such a thing could be used to promote positive messages in comic book stories to those same kids.
In the same year, J-Bolt was asked to teach comic book art and cartooning by two community schools and the Community College of Southern Nevada, ranked as the #1 class at the college and generated such famous students as Jason Pearson and David Dace. The classes stayed at the top for 8 years, until he had to temporarily retire due to a knee surgery, which made it difficult for him to teach using his individual student-by-student method, though he missed it greatly.
In 1994, J-Bolt created the character that became #1 amongst LBC fans, BombShell, and shelved the character, not knowing what direction he wanted to take her. He first came up with her, wanting to design the epitome of a stereotype beautiful blond who blows up whatever she impacts, but didn't have any idea of what he could do with her from there.
In 1999, he brought her out of the archives because her design and story became an epiphany to him. This occurred as a result of his own tragedy involving the loss of his father just at the moment of reconciliation from years of estrangement between them. The joy of having his father once again was denied him, exactly one week before Thanksgiving of that year. He also had a veritable cornucopia of other experienced terrible tragedies welled up inside of him, which he compiled to give BombShell her deep story. He felt that everybody and everything he ever loved somehow got blown away from his life, figuratively. With that in mind, he made that analogy literal with BombShell, putting in part of his own psyche, just as he's always been known for doing with all his characters.
He introduced BombShell on his company's first website that year with the resulting fan base overwhelmingly applauding the character, they gave her the nickname: "The Gorgeous Psychotic."
Within a month after her public debut, fans started writing in, suggesting that when he's ready to do his first live-action movie, J-Bolt should do so based on BombShell. Having a similar idea, he took the fan suggestions seriously, immediately writing the brief story plot and successfully pitching it to the star he had in mind for the role, Rena Mero [best known as the wrestler "Sable"]. He wrote the first draft of the screenplay and it began getting rumors from industry professionals as being "Oscar-worthy. " This generated more stars to become a part of the project, with Stewart Raffil to direct.
Deciding to produce the film independently, he brought in Jackson Bostwick [best known as TV's first Captain Marvel in the 70's live-action series, "Shazam!" ] as Co-Producer and male lead in the story.
Other re-writes came about, extending the story, such as adding Marinna as the arch-nemesis in the film (just as in the comic series).
J-Bolt learned every detail of filmmaking through studying, talking with/being mentored by other industry professionals, and playing a cameo role in the film "Rat Race" for the purpose of on-set education.
As a result of the accomplishments he's made in his career and almost single-handedly bringing the BombShell film project to a level that other first time producers find impossible (and even seasoned producers have difficulty doing) J-Bolt was inducted into the history book of Marquis' Who's Who In America for 2005, 2006, and recently being one of the first inductees to be written into the new, even more exclusive, Marquis' Upcoming Leaders Of America for 2007.
Rena Mero was forced to leave the film due to resuming her role as Sable, which doesn't allow her to partake in other projects. Samantha Fox has since anxiously accepted the role with Amy Jo Johnson [best known as the original Pink Mighty Morphin Power Ranger] acquiring the role of Marinna.
The project is at the level of just needing the last $100,000 to finish pre-production, for due-diligence fees. J-Bolt had already invested all of his available funds for the project and an International Investment Firm signed on to fund the production, having approached him with the first guarantee, based on the publicity the film has produced.
Problems came about which resulted in the BombShell film project to have it's IMDb listing temporarily removed, until it completes the pre-production stage. Most of those problems have been resolved, but the IMDb listing for it will wait until that final stage is at hand.
Meanwhile, J-Bolt has a listing on IMDb for his cameo role in "Rat Race."
Fans can visit the LBE Company website listed here as well as the LBE Online Store, for Official LBE merchandise, at http://www.cafepres s.com/lbcmembersstor e. There are also still available copies of the collectors item first hard-print poster, "The Storm," which promotes the release of LBC's renowned title publication, "When Lightning Strikes," featuring J-Bolt's first creation: "Bolt." "

This is fucking AWESOME.

[MacQuarrie]

Hmmm...should I start a side quest?

I love ruining idiots days!

Nah. That would be plain ol' bullying. J-Bolt is not evil like Olney; he's just ineffectual. You can ignore him with impunity.

[Crowley]

I'm up for opening another can of worms on him for being shitty to Shelly.

[Matt Doc Martin]

ah hahahahahahahahaha!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/docmartin72/SP32-20070320-210110.jpg

Looks like Night Swordsman joined LBE!

[Gail Simone]

I don't have forum access.

What was the post?

Gail

[Matt Doc Martin]

I don't have forum access.

What was the post?

Gail

The one I listed just now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/docmartin72/SP32-20070320-210110.jpg

[Lester C.]

Snoop Bolt is the star of this thread. That is all.

[Gail Simone]

YIKES.

I mean, of course we knew all that about the sockpuppets.

Jesus, what's going on, the delusional are falling, falling!

WE NEED NEW LOONIES!

Gail

[Lester C.]

YIKES.

I mean, of course we knew all that about the sockpuppets.

Jesus, what's going on, the delusional are falling, falling!

WE NEED NEW LOONIES!

Gail

Hey, I'm doing the best I can okay. That's it! There just has to be a union for posting whores that I can take my complaints too. I'm overworked and underpaid.

[Snoop-Bolt]

Snoop Bolt is the star of this thread. That is all.
Yeah, and all my shorties be real too. Straight up y'all, the reason I haven't completed my film yet is that I've been overwhelmed by fan demand for it. Yo, it's hard out here to make a movie when so many people are asking for it, f'shizzle. I'm all like, "step off and let me make the damn thang!" It's those Snoop-Bolt fanclubs in Japan that be constantly blowing up my email demanding movies based on their favorite LBE characters. It's distracting! If I were any less of a pimp I couldn't deal with all the love I gets for my comics and characters.

Peep this, my shizzle is so popular without any product that when I actually do publish something or release a movie, it's gonna be off the hizzook.

[Jack Zodiac]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v91/docmartin72/SP32-20070320-210110.jpg

That ain't shit. Here's his first sexual experience:

http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//butterlube.jpg

[Dreadstar]

166........

[Gail Simone]

So, do we know who wrote that?

Gail

[Magneto_X]

That ain't shit. Here's his first sexual experience:

http://www.sitefights.com/community/spirit/jackzodiac//butterlube.jpg

That's can't real.


Can it?!? :eek:

[PatrickG]

"It'll only take 10 seconds."

Smooth.

[Papergirl]

That's can't real.


Can it?!? :eek:
I am SO praying that that is just a sick joke! :eek:

~Bev

[Magneto_X]

"It'll only take 10 seconds."

Smooth.

This is J-Bolt we're talking about here. To him that probably *is* smooth. lol

[Gail Simone]

I am honestly confused here...the first post, the one at Lbe, that's real, right?

Do we know who wrote it?

And what's the sex story from, is it connected?

Gail

[Hybrid2]

I read that sex storie a long time ago,on another forum.

I think it's a kind of urban legend or something.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm pretty sure it's a joke. I bet a search of Snopes would turn up an e-mail version.

[Gail Simone]

Okay, so as far as I understand it, J-bolt had developed some sort of vague friendship with a musician, Dani, from a band called Cradle of Filth.


But there appears to have been some sort of breakup in the friendship and Dani is clearly pissed off, and has nothing good to say about Jim.

The sex story is an unrelated joke.

Does that sound accurate?

Gail

[Gail Simone]

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-Y2dZ0X87eakuJsopwdVAvQU-?cq=1

[shrike]

http://360.yahoo.com/profile-Y2dZ0X87eakuJsopwdVAvQU-?cq=1

That's some, uh, special hair he's sporting there.

By definition is it a mullet? And if so what type?

[Gail Simone]

That's some, uh, special hair he's sporting there.

By definition is it a mullet? And if so what type?

It's not a mullet. It's I-Have-A-Badly-Receding-Hairline-and-I-cover-for-it-with-a-lousy-hairstyle-from-Supercuts-circa-the-1980's.

It's bad. Jesus, why don't people go to a real hairdresser?

Gail

ps. Mullets are cut short on top.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

J-Bolt at least with this latest news has topped Rick Olney in one aspect. J-Bolt actually knew someone famous to piss off !

[generaljackcosmo]

It's not a mullet. It's I-Have-A-Badly-Receding-Hairline-and-I-cover-for-it-with-a-lousy-hairstyle-from-Supercuts-circa-the-1980's.

It's bad. Jesus, why don't people go to a real hairdresser?

Gail

ps. Mullets are cut short on top.

Actually, Gail, you might want to check this out before you go selling mullets so short like that. There's actually a veritable cornucopia of mullet styles for enthusiasts to choose from:

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

Check out the "top mullet pic archive"

[Matt Doc Martin]

Jesus...he looks like a cross between a homeless person and a junkie.

[generaljackcosmo]

Jesus...he looks like a cross between a homeless person and a junkie.

Dude, that's what genius looks like.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Dude, that's what genius looks like.

Like a rapist?

[Kyuubi]

I found a picture of him at an Iraq war protest.

http://www.murple.net/war-fun/pro-war-mullet.jpg

[Tobias March]

I found a picture of him at an Iraq war protest.

http://www.murple.net/war-fun/pro-war-mullet.jpg

Is he protesting against anti-war protesters there? Or is he saying the US government needs to get a brain, cos the people of the 'USA', are sick of the war.

I'm confussled :confused:

[generaljackcosmo]

Like a rapist?

A genius rapist.

[generaljackcosmo]

Is he protesting against anti-war protesters there? Or is he saying the US government needs to get a brain, cos the people of the 'USA', are sick of the war.

I'm confussled :confused:

I think he's just angry at these Moran people.

[Kyuubi]

Is he protesting against anti-war protesters there? Or is he saying the US government needs to get a brain, cos the people of the 'USA', are sick of the war.

I'm confussled :confused:


Yes.



. . . . . . . . . .

[Count Filth]

:D ok me here too now :) ohhh yeeaaahhhh time to Join in this sick war against "Super J-Bolt" so... for the person who asked who posted the LBE Forum shit, it was me... and everything i have there is real.. ive been using MSN with "J-Bolt" for about 7 months... poor dude, I mean xD come on what the fuck does he he gave in his mind? :confused: bah... bullshit... he wants to sue me,can u believe it... lolhe said i screwed him ¬¬ but what i screwed were his plans to take money from me... exactly 600K LOL i mean i had no problem in giving him that money, but it was rather suspicious that everytime i wasnt able to send it he got madly pissed, threats and lies is his thing; that shit wont work on me ;) oh well i have plenty of info about Jim... i mean i was his like Closest friend for about 7 months... any questions ask me

[Cam63]

I found a picture of him at an Iraq war protest.

http://www.murple.net/war-fun/pro-war-mullet.jpg

Ah lurve yoonyversitty gradyooayts.

[Gail Simone]

Actually, Gail, you might want to check this out before you go selling mullets so short like that. There's actually a veritable cornucopia of mullet styles for enthusiasts to choose from:

http://www.mulletjunky.com/

Check out the "top mullet pic archive"

Sweetie, I was a hairdresser for many years, with my own salon, in the middle of Mullet Central on the Oregon coast. I know the word is used for a wide variety of hairstyles, but a great many of those so labelled aren't really wearing mullets at all.

Gail

[Cam63]

So, Bon Jovi weren't mullet wearers ?

[Gail Simone]

:D ok me here too now :) ohhh yeeaaahhhh time to Join in this sick war against "Super J-Bolt" so... for the person who asked who posted the LBE Forum shit, it was me... and everything i have there is real.. ive been using MSN with "J-Bolt" for about 7 months... poor dude, I mean xD come on what the fuck does he he gave in his mind? :confused: bah... bullshit... he wants to sue me,can u believe it... lolhe said i screwed him ¬¬ but what i screwed were his plans to take money from me... exactly 600K LOL i mean i had no problem in giving him that money, but it was rather suspicious that everytime i wasnt able to send it he got madly pissed, threats and lies is his thing; that shit wont work on me ;) oh well i have plenty of info about Jim... i mean i was his like Closest friend for about 7 months... any questions ask me

Well, first, welcome. You'll find we're a jovial bunch.

We're not at war with J-bolt at all, but the guy showed up with ZERO knowledge of how the industry worked, and was lecturing all of us, any one of whom know the industry a thousand times better than he will if he lives to be a million.

It's just amusing, is all. Six years later, he's produced precisely nothing, while talking about his 'mainframe' and his 'dozens of employees,' meanwhile, he couldn't even keep his website up and running, and he writes like Ernest Hemmingway. I mean Ernest Hemmingway NOW, worms and all.


It'd be like if some idiot with a four-track in his basement started telling you what a big deal he was in the music industry.

Anyway, lay it on us, baby! We love the J-bullshit!

Gail

[Cam63]

Btw, my older brother did qualify in '92 with a " prison cut " top and sides with a 4 inch mullet tail.

I gots the wedding pics to prove it.

[Gail Simone]

I may actually have to buy a Cradle of Filth cd.

:)

Gail

[generaljackcosmo]

Sweetie, I was a hairdresser for many years, with my own salon, in the middle of Mullet Central on the Oregon coast. I know the word is used for a wide variety of hairstyles, but a great many of those so labelled aren't really wearing mullets at all.

Gail

Whoa. So you are not only experienced in identifying mullets...you are actually experienced in the creation of mullets. That is intense.

I, on the other hand, must admit that I have only an aesthetic appreciation of the "business up front, party in the back" look, having grown up in Indiana and gone off to college in upstate New York--the mullet is somewhat popular in both regions, but I do not have any "hands on" experience.

I humbly bow to your superior knowledge. ;)

[Cam63]

...oh well i have plenty of info about Jim... i mean i was his like Closest friend for about 7 months... any questions ask me

When Jim leaves a room, does he throw a smoke bomb before exiting through the sunlight window via grappling hook ?

[Gail Simone]

Hey, I never said I'd MAKE one!


:)

Gail

[Cam63]

I may actually have to buy a Cradle of Filth cd.

:)

Gail

I just like the name.

[Cam63]

Hey, I never said I'd MAKE one!


:)

Gail

They're grown.

One can only sculpt a mullet.

[generaljackcosmo]

They're grown.

One can only sculpt a mullet.

Like a bonsai tree...

[Cam63]

The general gets it.

[TomStillwell]

Mullets - The Redneck Bonsai

[generaljackcosmo]

It's like redneck zen. Git-r-done for the soul...

[generaljackcosmo]

...

Which would make a pickup truck on bricks in the front yard the redneck rock-garden?

[Cam63]

Aussie bogans have similar tastes.

[generaljackcosmo]

So do my neighbors.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

So, Bon Jovi weren't mullet wearers ?

Dude.....don't be dissin Bon Jovi. The band was good from 1987-1995. Jovi can't help it he dove off into suckville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE11Zrrp24I

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I may actually have to buy a Cradle of Filth cd.

:)

Gail

Ya know....I've never really tried listening to them. But I'm a fan of a lotta music. So heres a link.

Her Ghost in the Fog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N6GvGM9_XE

Dude ( directed to Cradle guy) how did you run across J-Bolt ? I'm actually intriqued by this .

[Tobias March]

he writes like Ernest Hemmingway. I mean Ernest Hemmingway NOW, worms and all.

Ha!....okay, now I can go to work content :)

[Papergirl]

:D ok me here too now :) ohhh yeeaaahhhh time to Join in this sick war against "Super J-Bolt" so... for the person who asked who posted the LBE Forum shit, it was me... and everything i have there is real.. ive been using MSN with "J-Bolt" for about 7 months... poor dude, I mean xD come on what the fuck does he he gave in his mind? :confused: bah... bullshit... he wants to sue me,can u believe it... lolhe said i screwed him ¬¬ but what i screwed were his plans to take money from me... exactly 600K LOL i mean i had no problem in giving him that money, but it was rather suspicious that everytime i wasnt able to send it he got madly pissed, threats and lies is his thing; that shit wont work on me ;) oh well i have plenty of info about Jim... i mean i was his like Closest friend for about 7 months... any questions ask me

$600K?!?!?!!!! HOLY SHIT, what gall he has!

Welcome, by the way! And I will definitely be looking for a CD from you!

~Bev

[Cam63]

Dude.....don't be dissin Bon Jovi. The band was good from 1987-1995. Jovi can't help it he dove off into suckville.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE11Zrrp24I

I didn't say they sucked.

[Gail Simone]

Aw, J-bolt banned me from his forums.

Big mistake, red.

:)


Gail

[Matt Doc Martin]

Aw, J-bolt banned me from his forums.

Big mistake, red.

:)


Gail

YOu could sneak on, but there is no one there.


Seriously...like 3 posts by jbolt and that is it.

Sad.

[MacQuarrie]

Oddly enough, my account seems to have gone missing as well. Not that I ever go there.

[Gail Simone]

YOu could sneak on, but there is no one there.


Seriously...like 3 posts by jbolt and that is it.

Sad.

I think my favorite is where someone obviously posted intending to sound like just a J-bolt fan, but is given away by their user id. And then they talk about it, and pretend it was on purpose.

Hilarious.

Gail

[Count Filth]

Thanks for the welcome, :D

First of all, excuse me if i do not answer in a while,shit has been very up and down atm, as for how I met Jim hahahaha here is the story, so we can all laugh together hahahahah:

Ok I used to bug people online through chats, pretending to be a friend a woman friend hahahah, so jim once was caught in by traps and he started chatting to me thinkin i was a Lady, LOL... talking about his "empassionings" blah blah blah :rolleyes: so boring ¬¬ so then we became friends after i fely sorry about making a fool out of him.

He introduced himself as "J-Bolt tjhe comic book master" and i was like "oh yeah alright, im Dani filth" ^^ Obviously he said he had listened to us and all hahahahaha bullshit, anyways... Friendshio developed, then he started saying i was his Bro... I mean tons of people that meet me call me his bro and that type of shit, creepy :( help me!!! xD hahahahaah so thats when he asked for the money, i said yeah he offered to gimme movie credits so i said yeah, then it turns out the money and other gifts i was giving, were like a payment for movie credits ¬¬ come on...

i forgot if i had other questions to answer hhmmm *thinks* oohh yeah!!!
he has like 20 sockpuppets... all of the accounts, same IP address... LOL

If ya wanan buy albums of us go ahead :D id be mor than happy to see new people in the Black Metal Scene, cheers...

bah,im sad because my Smiley count is limited to only 4 T.T

xXxStay sick Kids, Horns UpxXx

[Gail Simone]

Well, I'm glad you discovered J-bolt's line of bs before giving him 600K!

As for 'master of comics,' I'm sure you know that J-bolt, Jim Fisher, has no pro credits whatsoever, and in six years has managed to produce virtually nothing. I wrote more comics last week than he has in six years.

He's a near-okay artist, if very very lazy, but he has zero, and I mean ZERO, writing skills. It's painful to read his stuff.

So he goes around telling people he's famous, which I gather a few people outside of comics actually fell for.

Anyway, drop by anytime, Dani, I like the way you post!

Best wishes and thanks for the funny comments,

Gail

[Wingnut]

J better be careful! It looks like someone is trying to rip off his gimmick! (Or, is there a little junior running around?!?!?)

http://family.webshots.com/photo/2259937170089023202iFjuPO

Look at the name below the picture. The kid even has THE MASK!!!!

[OMAR]

Ok I used to bug people online through chats, pretending to be a friend a woman friend hahahah, so jim once was caught in by traps and he started chatting to me thinkin i was a Lady, LOL... talking about his "empassionings" blah blah blah :rolleyes: so boring ¬¬ so then we became friends after i fely sorry about making a fool out of him.


Good Lord. I think you'll feel right at home among the anti-J-Bolt crowd, that's for sure.

Why did you decide to stop "bugging" people by pretending to be an amorous woman in online chats?

[OMAR]

Well, I'm glad you discovered J-bolt's line of bs before giving him 600K!

Yeah, that was a really close call.

I join Gail in wishing you "best wishes" and giving you such a warm welcome to her forum, Dani, you seem like a really great person!

[Gail Simone]

Edited because, Jesus, the truth of what Jim Fisher REALLY does is just too sad.


Gail

[Gail Simone]

Yeah, that was a really close call.

I join Gail in wishing you "best wishes" and giving you such a warm welcome to her forum, Dani, you seem like a really great person!

That's very gracious of you, Omar!

You should subscribe to Jim's website!

Gail

[Kyuubi]

I still saw it.



I wish I could unsee it.

[Gail Simone]

I still saw it.



I wish I could unsee it.

You and me both, Ducky.


Gail

[Kyuubi]

Please tell me that's not how he makes money.

[Gail Simone]

Okay.


Gail

[Kyuubi]

Ugh, that means there's a market out there for stuff like that.



I understand now why you've kept these things hidden.

[Gail Simone]

that's not even the bad part.

Gail

[Wingnut]

Edited because, Jesus, the truth of what Jim Fisher REALLY does is just too sad.


Gail

CRAP!!! I miss all the good stuff!

I just figured he worked in a local comic book shop, but now I'm guessing I'd be wrong.

[Linkara]

Come on, I want to know, I want to know! Just PM it to me if you don't want to say it publically!

[Wingnut]

Come on, I want to know, I want to know! Just PM it to me if you don't want to say it publically!


Whaddaya know.... I got one of them thar high-falootin' PM folders too. I wonder if anyone could drop some knowledge for me in there as well.

Just wonderin' is all...:D :cool:

[Kyuubi]

You do not want to know.



Trust me.

[Wingnut]

Ron Jeremy's ball shaver???

[Kyuubi]

If only it was that innocent.

[Snoop-Bolt]

If only it was that innocent.
Yo, I've made some questionable videos in order to stack chips. Word to Girls Gone Wild: Doggystyle. I'm almost AFRAID to know what J-Bolt does but I'm DYING TO KNOW. I say make with the truth. Word.

[the4thpip]

Was it... bigger than a bread box?

[MacQuarrie]

Edited because, Jesus, the truth of what Jim Fisher REALLY does is just too sad.


Gail

Google is your friend.

Should we give them some helpful keywords?

[Tobias March]

Google is your friend.

Should we give them some helpful keywords?

My heart says no, but my head says yes

[Cam63]

Google is your friend.

Should we give them some helpful keywords?

Well, someone has to test helmets for the manufacturers.

[Gail Simone]

that's not even the bad part.

Gail

[Cam63]

This isn't gunna be one of them drawn out tease things, is it ?

...If so, do yer worse !

[Guapo Méndez]

Google is your friend.

Should we give them some helpful keywords?

Yes! Please!

I'm working on some mind-numbing stuff and I could use the distraction.

[Papergirl]

Google is your friend.

Should we give them some helpful keywords?
Yes. You SHOULD give us helpful keywords.

Please?

Pretty please?

~Bev

[Cam63]

Remember the Pirate Code, Skipp'.

'Tis better to take than ask.

[Gail Simone]

:D ok me here too now :) ohhh yeeaaahhhh time to Join in this sick war against "Super J-Bolt" so... for the person who asked who posted the LBE Forum shit, it was me... and everything i have there is real.. ive been using MSN with "J-Bolt" for about 7 months... poor dude, I mean xD come on what the fuck does he he gave in his mind? :confused: bah... bullshit... he wants to sue me,can u believe it... lolhe said i screwed him ¬¬ but what i screwed were his plans to take money from me... exactly 600K LOL i mean i had no problem in giving him that money, but it was rather suspicious that everytime i wasnt able to send it he got madly pissed, threats and lies is his thing; that shit wont work on me ;) oh well i have plenty of info about Jim... i mean i was his like Closest friend for about 7 months... any questions ask me

I understand about his living situation, nuff said.

But what I'm curious about is how it came to pass that you were going to loan him that money? I mean, when you knew that all the hype he came up with was just bs? Honestly, I'm just curious. The alarms went off for us with his very first fake press release.

I can see why it'd be easy to feel sorry for him, but to the tune of 600k? That's a lot of sympathy!

At one point on his blog he seems to be threatening someone not to reveal something to some big backer who is going to make him rich (I assume the backer is you) that might cause problems for him getting the money.

It's really uncomfortable stuff.

Gail

[the4thpip]

I'm thinking Count Filth was having the same kind of fun I sometimes have with Nigerian spammers?

[Justin Carr]

I'm thinking Count Filth was having the same kind of fun I sometimes have with Nigerian spammers?

Did you get the email from the Princess as well? She sure gets around.

[EdContradictory]

Google is your friend.

Should we give them some helpful keywords?
Yes. Yes, you should.

And quickly.

[Guapo Méndez]

Thanks for the PM.

It explains a lot.

A whooooooooooooooooole lot.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Thanks for the PM.

It explains a lot.

A whooooooooooooooooole lot.

Can you send me the PM. Now I wanna know. Its like some game....darn you all for making me wanna know what J-Bolt does.

[EdContradictory]

Just post it in the thread. The Google search terms if nothing else. All this PM stuff is silly. That's why there's a thread in the first place.

[Tobias March]

Can you send me the PM. Now I wanna know. Its like some game....darn you all for making me wanna know what J-Bolt does.

Seconded. Though I know I'll hate myself afterwards.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

well the bash forum is at it again but not bash in the party sense but bash in the sense of, "I have a club and am going to hit a baby seal with it like a norweigan person who wants to eat baby seal meat for its fur!" I am of course using my mind-brain to point out the actions. If you need clarification of this then it will be spelled out, because not all people understand metaphors that are used.

The club is not a real club because no one is actually being beaten but if you are the j-bolt (aka he equal the baby seal in the metaphor) it probably feels like someone is hitting you on th head with a "club". Club in this case means both the party fun time of this forum but ALSO the bash in the sense of hitting, even though no one is actually being hit.

Anyways, so the bash forum is having a baby seal eating party! Why are you eating j-bolt at your party bash forum? or is skinning j-bolt for his fur the party? In which case, man, that's a bad way to have a party!

If you were going to have a party, I will find it and bring over a baby seal for you to hit and eat with a club--I WILL NOT WEAR THE FUR! Just as an aside, fur is not murder. THE ANIMAL IS ALREADY DEAD BY THE TIME IT BECOMES FUR PEOPLE!

So, to sum up, it's too bad everyone can't be in the same boat and that when they are, someone has to be made into a coat to keep everyone warm. The truth is like ice-cream on a hot day; it might melt and no longer be cold but it still tastes mostly like it did when it was frozen.

I cannot be more clear on this last point than that.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[Tobias March]

So, to sum up, it's too bad everyone can't be in the same boat and that when they are, someone has to be made into a coat to keep everyone warm. The truth is like ice-cream on a hot day; it might melt and no longer be cold but it still tastes mostly like it did when it was frozen.

I cannot be more clear on this last point than that.


........pardon?

[EdContradictory]

We're taking J-Bolt clubbing?

[generaljackcosmo]

Dwight, what books have you edited?

Because I will buy each and every one of them.

Zoombaboom to you, sir.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Dwight, what books have you edited?

Because I will buy each and every one of them.

Zoombaboom to you, sir.

Due to confidential agreements with confidentiality contract clauses I am unable (unforttuately) to reveal that at all. In the future I hope to start my own comics company like j-bolt or rick olney* so that this will no longer happen.

the only comic that I can openly credit at the moment was an ash-can given away at the 2002 comic-con--but the nobody jerks who made it quoted me out of context and didn't listen to my advice (which was to not publish it). It was called "ultimate fight comic" and it is an embarrasment to the art of comic books and creating them. The only comic to which I can have any credit openly is a garbage and no one has heard of it or the jerks who made it!

I will check out your work--it looks like it has a science-fiction theme and that it will/or was written with a sense of mind-brain-thought to it, which is always a good start. It may have moron tendencies but that cannot be helped. HAHAHAAH this is a joke bash forum do NOT hit with your baby seal club!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

*=astericks - I respect my confidnetial agreements with the people and DO except money for things that are paid with things.

[EdContradictory]

and DO charge money for things that are paid.

That's good policy, Dwight.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

That's good policy, Dwight.

I cannot tell if you mean this in the sarcasm but if not then yes, although it is also true if you take things. Your mind-brain is evolving past monkeythought state which is good progress, but will it.

zoombaboom babies!

dwight r. vlahos

[EdContradictory]

I cannot tell if you mean this in the sarcasm but if not then yes, although it is also true if you take things. Your mind-brain is evolving past monkeythought state which is good progress, but will it.

zoombaboom babies!

dwight r. vlahos
100% serious, Dwight. You should always charge money for things that are paid. Always.

And thanks for the mind-brain compliment. Very much appreciated. I hope will it, too.

[Papergirl]

Thanks for the PM.

It explains a lot.

A whooooooooooooooooole lot.
GRRRRRRRRR

Having been involved with this for the past 6 or 7 years (since it all blew up on the Warren Ellis forums), I'm getting a tad peeved at being left in the dark here.

:evilangry

~Bev

[generaljackcosmo]

...it looks like it has a science-fiction theme and that it will/or was written with a sense of mind-brain-thought to it, which is always a good start. It may have moron tendencies but that cannot be helped.

Can I quote this for an upcoming ad? I am 100% serious.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Can I quote this for an upcoming ad? I am 100% serious.

absolutely that is exceptable UNLESS the idea is to quote it out of context for a 'bash j-bolt' post or something. If it is to promote your work then go fork it!

zoombaboom babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[generaljackcosmo]

absolutely that is exceptable UNLESS the idea is to quote it out of context for a 'bash j-bolt' post or something.

zoombaboom babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Not at all. It will be only the quote I posted above, and there will be no mention of J-Bolt or this forum. It will be used on ads for an upcoming release.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Not at all. It will be only the quote I posted above, and there will be no mention of J-Bolt or this forum. It will be used on ads for an upcoming release.

Okay then this is a promise (aka a binding trust between us) that it won't be to bash on the talented and will be used to promote your working then you use it till the cows come back to roost. As in, go for it and it will be okay with me and Ilsa. Not that I need my ex-wife/current-wife's permission, but as in, yes it is okay.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[Wingnut]

Dwight really should have brought his universal translator down with him from the mother-ship. It would make this all quite a bit easier. :D

[generaljackcosmo]

You have my word that it will not be used to bash anyone. It will literally say this and only this...as I think this is a standout quote and will catch people's attention:

"...it looks like it has a science-fiction theme and that it will/or was written with a sense of mind-brain-thought to it, which is always a good start. It may have moron tendencies but that cannot be helped."

--Dwight R. Vlahos
Freelance Editor*




*Is "freelance editor" how you would like to be identified, or would you prefer something else?

[Papergirl]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

THAT is ALL I have to say!

~Bev
Scarred for LIFE!

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

You have my word that it will not be used to bash anyone. It will literally say this and only this...as I think this is a standout quote and will catch people's attention:

"...it looks like it has a science-fiction theme and that it will/or was written with a sense of mind-brain-thought to it, which is always a good start. It may have moron tendencies but that cannot be helped."

--Dwight R. Vlahos
Freelance Editor*




*Is "freelance editor" how you would like to be identified, or would you prefer something else?

It is just find by me and myself. I hope that it helps your comic climb into making something good. I do not know if it could be as good Liberality or Deathlok (what could be?) but believe it may have potential as something different.

[Guapo Méndez]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

THAT is ALL I have to say!

~Bev
Scarred for LIFE!

I take it the veil of secrecy has been lifted?

I gotta tell you, that guy can only draw one face for females.

[Papergirl]

I take it the veil of secrecy has been lifted?

I gotta tell you, that guy can only draw one face for females.
I won't be posting it or passing it around, myself. So, in that regard, there's still a veil of secrecy. And a well deserved one, too! :eek:

But, yeah, he CAN only draw one face for females. Granted, it's not *bad* work. I've certainly seen far, FAR worse, artistically. But, yeah, they all look the same.

~Bev

[Papergirl]

WTF??? I didn't even hit reload that time!

*kicks the server into the middle of the Atlantic ocean*

~Bev

[Guapo Méndez]

WTF??? I didn't even hit reload that time!

*kicks the server into the middle of the Atlantic ocean*

~Bev

Don't take it on the server.
Poor thing is still in shock.

[Papergirl]

Heh! True. As am I! :eek:

~Bev
There IS no amount of electroshock therapy that will help...

[Night Swordsman]

WTF??? I didn't even hit reload that time!

*kicks the server into the middle of the Atlantic ocean*

~Bev

Wow,that is some serve you got there,Bev. But considering where it is now,maybe you should work on your backstroke.

(I know..swimming and tennis should never be used to pun,but i did it all at once to get it out of my system.) :rolleyes:

[MacQuarrie]

Okay then this is a promise (aka a binding trust between us) that it won't be to bash on the talented and will be used to promote your working then you use it till the cows come back to roost. As in, go for it and it will be okay with me and Ilsa. Not that I need my ex-wife/current-wife's permission, but as in, yes it is okay.
Hold the phone.

You can't be serious. You are not saying that you and Ilsa the She-Wolf are back togeter? Are you insane?

I thought you said her hobby was psychically castrating every man she ever met?

Tel me it ain't so, Dwight.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Hold the phone.

You can't be serious. You are not saying that you and Ilsa the She-Wolf are back togeter? Are you insane?

I thought you said her hobby was psychically castrating every man she ever met?

Tel me it ain't so, Dwight.

PLEASE DO NOT REFER TO MY DELICATE WIFEFLOWER AS A SHEWOLF, ESPECIALLY IF THIS IS REFERENCE TO HER NOT-SHAVING-HER-LEGS PHASE OF 1987-1993! I would strike all these references from the Internet if it worked like it should. I do not regret things I say or write with my mind-thoughts, especially for client-friends, but when it happens what can you do? anyways for the time yes, it is true, but she has (apparently) changed. We got back together a few months ago and have been returned to connubial bliss and fusion thanks to a chance encounter at Winn-Dixie in the frozen-food section.

She's not castrating anyone anymore and still thinks like a womanperson, but otherwise things are what they are. Unfortunately it means that my internet time is often limited due to issues it can cause. She gets upset when I scream at the computer at some moronturd who cannot use their mindbrain. The bash forum (aka this place) used to upset me but then I realized that it cannot be helped if people are like that. What can I say? That gap in her teeth has always seemed like it was made to fit me.

[MacQuarrie]

I hope you're happy now.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Ok after seeing what I saw I had to try and get something else into my mind. Thank god there was a small card show here so I could go over my awesome finds from it.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

I hope you're happy now.

Happy is not the right word. Perhaps a proper word to describe the emotional state is, "less frustrated." I think that--

oops, I have to leave, Ilsa is "requesting" that I stop tyhping. she is NOT yelling and I am NOT feeling castrated, I am leaving by my own choice even though it is at her request. I am the man and she can

[Justin Carr]

I won't be posting it or passing it around, myself. So, in that regard, there's still a veil of secrecy. And a well deserved one, too! :eek:

But, yeah, he CAN only draw one face for females. Granted, it's not *bad* work. I've certainly seen far, FAR worse, artistically. But, yeah, they all look the same.

~Bev

Gah! I hate mysteries. I'm the type of person that flips to the back of a book to see who's dunnit before starting to read it.

Can someone PM me it? My mom sent me some Girl Scout cookies and I'd be willing to share.

[DocAbsurd]

Oh, bugger. Now I gotta know . . .

[Greg S.]

Oh, bugger. Now I gotta know . . .

Yeah, could someone PM me the info? Or at least the search words?

Thanks,

-Greg S.

[sk716]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Papergirl]

That was MY reaction, too! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!

~Bev

[Justin Carr]

*whines* Come on, guys. Now you're just rubbing salt and lemon juice into it...

[Papergirl]

*whines* Come on, guys. Now you're just rubbing salt and lemon juice into it...
Please trust me when I say it's for your own good! :eek:

~Bev

[Cam63]

Did you get the email from the Princess as well? She sure gets around.

Does she need rescuing again ?

[Cam63]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Did you need a shower too ?

[Gail Simone]

I saved nearly a hundred pages of the creepiest stuff ever. I found it completely by accident by putting two names in google search, and then one link lead to another, and it just got weirder and sadder. I have a feeling some of the weirder stuff is going to disappear fast suddenly, ala Rick Olney.

But all that 'dozens of employees' and 'I have a mainframe' stuff is utter bullshit to say the LEAST.

Gail

[Cam63]

I'm waiting for him to announce he's the Emperor of the World.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Okay, I googled the words Jim Fisher and Connie Chung, and I'm not finding what we're talking about here. Did I spell Connie wrong?

[TomStillwell]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm so in the dark here.

[Crowley]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I feel shock, disgust and pity simultaneously...

[Papergirl]

I'm so in the dark here.
You're better off that way. TRUST ME!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Bev

[sk716]

Did you need a shower too ?

I opened up my skull and sterilized my brain. Then I popped out my eye balls and took a Brillo pad to them!!!

[Papergirl]

I opened up my skull and sterilized my brain. Then I popped out my eye balls and took a Brillo pad to them!!!
I used bleach, too.

LOTS of it!

~Bev

[Cream Filled Taco]

I'm so in the dark here.

Me as well. I'm gonna start making shit up.

[DocAbsurd]

You couldn't make shit up like this if you tried.

Tried really hard.

With someone else's writing skills.

And someone else's imagination.

Dammit, I'm in the wrong business.

[Justin Carr]

Holy... That was... Wow... Yup. That's something I can't unsee. It's true. Be careful what you wish for...

Should I be thanking or cursing Gail for letting me in on the 'secret'?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I opened up my skull and sterilized my brain. Then I popped out my eye balls and took a Brillo pad to them!!!

Picture Wolverine in that scene and it gets really wild. :evilsmile :p

[Cream Filled Taco]

You couldn't make shit up like this if you tried.


Yup, you're absolutely right. That's some crazy shit.

[Kyuubi]

All everyone needs to know is this: J-Bolt is ten shades of fucked up.

[Wingnut]

This kind of remindeds me of the old SNL skit with Patrick Stewart, where Mr. Stewart owned a cake shop, but the only shape of cake he made was women urinating in toilets.

[Linkara]

I've got to say, after learning the TERRIBLE SECRET OF J-BOLT!, I just have to laugh. It's not really as bad as I thought it was, just laughingly pathetic.

[Gail Simone]

You didn't see it all.

I sent a couple links. I've saved nearly a hundred pages of stuff.

For now, I'm gonna keep it to myself. As much as I find his bullshit irritating, this stuff is very sad.

Gail

[PatrickG]

Thanks for the welcome, :D

First of all, excuse me if i do not answer in a while,shit has been very up and down atm, as for how I met Jim hahahaha here is the story, so we can all laugh together hahahahah:

Ok I used to bug people online through chats, pretending to be a friend a woman friend hahahah, so jim once was caught in by traps and he started chatting to me thinkin i was a Lady, LOL... talking about his "empassionings" blah blah blah :rolleyes: so boring ¬¬ so then we became friends after i fely sorry about making a fool out of him.

He introduced himself as "J-Bolt tjhe comic book master" and i was like "oh yeah alright, im Dani filth" ^^ Obviously he said he had listened to us and all hahahahaha bullshit, anyways... Friendshio developed, then he started saying i was his Bro... I mean tons of people that meet me call me his bro and that type of shit, creepy :( help me!!! xD hahahahaah so thats when he asked for the money, i said yeah he offered to gimme movie credits so i said yeah, then it turns out the money and other gifts i was giving, were like a payment for movie credits ¬¬ come on...

i forgot if i had other questions to answer hhmmm *thinks* oohh yeah!!!
he has like 20 sockpuppets... all of the accounts, same IP address... LOL

If ya wanan buy albums of us go ahead :D id be mor than happy to see new people in the Black Metal Scene, cheers...

bah,im sad because my Smiley count is limited to only 4 T.T

xXxStay sick Kids, Horns UpxXx

Hey!

Sorry for the scam you went through.

Can I just suggest something though...

I wouldn't put up more than 10k (maybe excluding printing costs) towards that kind of project unless:

A) It's by recognized comics industry people. (If in doubt, post a name here and we can tell you if it's a legit creator.)

OR

B) It's by recognized movie industry people. (Who many of us should have at least enough contacts and/or resourcefulness to double-check.)

By all means, you could finance a new team of comic book creators and get a movie made.

I know pretty much exactly who I'd hire out of "the minors" if I had 10k and what publishers I'd go to. Tom Stillwell, I'm sure, does as well as do MacQuarrie or Red Jack or any number of folks here.

And if the goal is to make a comic that gets made into a movie, I think most of us know which publishers we'd want distributing it. It's a short list.

And I think most of us know or have a good idea what film studios to approach once a comic book is produced.

I don't think Jim Fisher has the first clue and that's part of the problem.

[MacQuarrie]

Ignoring all th skeevy stuff, all I can say is, Jim Fisher should never be allowed near Photoshop again. That one photo is the most laughable/pathetic thing I've ever seen.

[PatrickG]

I feel like I'm missing out.

And I'd kinda like to keep it that way.

'Cause I get the feeling that whatever I'm missing out on would be like an uncensored version of Borat.

We ARE sure that J-Bolt ISN'T Sasha Baren Cohen preparing another movie, right?

'Cause if so, somebody should really clue Sashsa Baren Cohen in on what he's missing.

I told you guys I talked to Bruce Campbell about J-Bolt, right?

[Cream Filled Taco]

That one photo is the most laughable/pathetic thing I've ever seen.

Sad thing is, I'm not sure which one you're talking about. There's something "unique" about all of them!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

This kind of remindeds me of the old SNL skit with Patrick Stewart, where Mr. Stewart owned a cake shop, but the only shape of cake he made was women urinating in toilets.


Actor with Jan Hooks: " Me and my wife are having a Wedding and we'd love to have a cake made for our Wedding Day. We heard you make special cakes. "

Patrick Stewart: " That I do . Here let me show you a special one I made just today. Its full of my craftsmen ship. "

Actor: ( Looks at cake as they both are grossed out.) " Thats a woman on a toilet. "

Patrick Stewart: " I know. Isn't it a work of art. See how she firmly sits on the toilet ! "

Actor: " We wanna see more cakes if thats ok with you. A woman urinating on a toilet isn't something we can show for a Wedding."

Patrick Stewart: " Ok , ok I understand....heres one ." ( pulls another cake from shelf )

Actor: (Looks at cake and looks at his wife as the 2 are shocked ) " Its the same cake. A woman sitting on a toilet."

Patrick Stewart: " Its not the same ! See how its a handicapped restroom and the woman is older ?"

[MacQuarrie]

Sad thing is, I'm not sure which one you're talking about. There's something "unique" about all of them!
Abs and biceps.

[Gail Simone]

Truthfully, Jim, if you're reading this and I'm sure you are, I hope things pick up for ya soon. It's not my intent to pick on any personal problems that are going on, which is why I'm not posting any of that stuff.

It sounds like you've had a lot to deal with, so I wish you luck.

Gail

[Wingnut]

This is getting really weird for me, personally. This is getting REALLY familiar. No, I don't know J-Bolt, and have never met him, but more and more he's reminding me of someone I did once know. It really is spooky. I won't go into all of the similarities, (and they are many), so as not to post all that is being alluded to here, but I'll lay it out for you as best I can. Sorry boys and girls, this may get long-winded.

Reading the Olney thread last week, I saw several mentions of Mercedes Lackey, and it sparked a memory in me that I had not thought of in ages. It reminded me of a woman I was once acquainted with named Marlene Lint.

I don't know if anyone knew her, and if so, I hope that I don't offend anyone with what I'm about to write. However, if someone DID know her, they may have also found her to be quite a piece of work.

She also went by the names Miandra Case, and Mia MacKenzie. She used to tell me that she was president of either the National Mercedes Lackey Fan Club, or the On-line Fan Club, or just some BBS Fan Club. I don't fully recall, but that is why when I saw Ms. Lackey's named mentioned that I thought of this woman.

I met her on Compuserve. I was actually discussing poetry with some people, and she told me that she was a writer. I had been writing quite a bit of poetry, and was dabbling in short stories. I was hoping to get some input from some people that may have more experience in the field than myself. I wanted to find out where I should go in order to possibly getting some things published in some minor outlets.

She claimed to be a poet, novelist, counselor, tarot reader, and eventually about everything else under the sun. I also eventually found out, more or less, that she was none of the above.

Her main thing was that she was a writer. She had this novel that she would soon finish titled something like, "The Land of Shamalei". She would read me passages from it, and quite frankly, they weren't very good. The book was in a constant state of being, "almost done".

I found out that this was due to the fact that the story was basically a fantasy novel that quite obviously was just her own life. She would basically write about whatever was going on in her life, but would hide it in some poor excuse of fantasy genre writing. When she began dating someone new, she'd rewrite the story with this new man as the hero. When he'd find out how whacky she was and move on, she'd rewrite again with him as the villain. When the next man would come along, she'd rewrite with him as the hero, saving her from the last villain....on and on and on.

(Let me say here that I am NOT saying this is what J-Bolt does.)

So, her book would never get done. She'd blame all sorts of outside forces for hindering her. She'd blame ex-boyfriends, her mom, her sisters, and basically anyone except herself. She did have some actual medical problems, but it was odd how they tended to pop up out of nowhere when she didn't feel like dealing with reality. Those were blamed as well.

Soon after I met her on-line, she gave me her number. RAPIDLY, she wanted to pursue a romantic relationship. At first, she seemed like someone, who if living near me, I'd go out on a date with. I quickly learned that I wouldn't date her for anything. After only knowing each other a few weeks, she wanted me to quit college, and transfer across country to a school near her. Although I was diplomatic about it, my mind was saying..."NO WAY IN HELL, TOOTS!!!!"

I will skip some of the other weird stuff that happened between the both of us. Suffice it to say, we never met in person, and that suited me JUST FINE!

She had some good general computer knowledge, and when the internet began to grow, she started opening up a several sites. They were pretty much a whole lot of nothing. She'd get the basics down, with links to all sorts of things that she never added. Instead of just getting one website done and running well, she'd just start another, (often switching monikers), and do the same thing.

She had links to her software business. As far as I know, she never produced one piece of software, but she had names for all of her software subsidiaries!!!

She had a publishing group. Yeah...not a darned thing ever came out. Still, she had titles for many books, at least three series, (and each series had several titles already thought up), but pretty much nothing actually written on any of them.

Every damned thing was an acronym. Every "company branch" or project had one. It was really sad. I think all she ever created were the acronyms, but never went any further.

God forbid you ever mentioned to her that being that there was little to nothing PRODUCED by any of these entities, they really didn't exist. THEN you were in for it. She'd go off like...well you know people like that. Then, she'd try to get investors to support these companies.

Although I do believe that she was justifiably on disability, it's not like she would have wanted to work if she could. Her main goal was to either a) win the lottery, or b) be a "kept woman". (Her words.) She'd mention about wanting her companies to make money, but never really did anything that would lead to that.

Her "kept woman" thing was an ongoing theme. She'd take out tons of personal ads trying to find a man. She'd read me the ads, and I'd have to stifle laughter to stop myself from asking her, "who the hell was THAT supposed to be". She'd mention all sorts of things that she LOVED to do, but in reality she couldn't or wouldn't do. (i.e. say how much she was into skiing, but when she met a man that was nuts about skiing, she'd never go, and actually complain about his love for skiing.) Her ultimate goal was not really marriage. She mainly wanted some guy to give her money, and she'd occasionally put out a little sumpin'-sumpin'.

Anyway, I actually stayed in contact with her for about 7 years, until one day that all of her whiny scams got to be too much. She was in one of her moods putting down the world and me for her not having a life, so I quit holding my tongue, and she hung up. I never spoke to her again. I did keep up with her various scams and such on-line for awhile until I found that she apparently passed away in 2004.

I know that was long and very train-of-thought, but there is much more that is very similar to what is known of J-bolt. I would almost wonder if they were related. It was just odd that the reference on the Olney thread reminded me of her, and now all this new stuff here that would be JUST like her.

Wow. Thanks for letting me blather.

[Cam63]

I opened up my skull and sterilized my brain. Then I popped out my eye balls and took a Brillo pad to them!!!

You know, nine out of ten neuro surgeons and optometrists recommend you don't do that.

Flushing with battery acid is much better.

[Cam63]

All everyone needs to know is this: J-Bolt is ten shades of fucked up.

Noooo, Ducky man... He's taken it to eleven...

[the4thpip]

Happy is not the right word. Perhaps a proper word to describe the emotional state is, "less frustrated." I think that--

oops, I have to leave, Ilsa is "requesting" that I stop tyhping. she is NOT yelling and I am NOT feeling castrated, I am leaving by my own choice even though it is at her request. I am the man and she can

http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/funnycomic_FantasticFour.jpg

[the4thpip]

Abs and biceps.

See, and I thought that was his mutant power. When he takes off the geeky shirt, his arms go from punky to hulky bulky.

[TomStillwell]

My frontal lobe is now melted.

[Cam63]

This is getting really weird for me, personally. This is getting REALLY familiar.

Most of us know or knew someone like that who reveal themselves for something way less than they pretended to be.

I have ex friends I wouldn't trust as far as I could kick with a broken leg and Ayers Rock strapped to their arse.

[Cam63]

What can I say? That gap in her teeth has always seemed like it was made to fit me.

I read something like that on a Valentine's Day card once.

[Papergirl]

My frontal lobe is now melted.

Hey, I *tried* to warn you...

~Bev

[TomStillwell]

You know, I feel for Jim's problems. Sounds like life hasn't given him the greatest shake lately.

That said, I don't feel sorry for him.

Life is not fair. People, for the most part, suck. Bad stuff happens to good people all the time.

Your amount of happiness in life comes in how you approach it. You make your own joy.

My oldest brother Tim died of a rare disease when he was thirteen and I was six. Time knew his life would be short. Physically, Tim has it pretty rough, requiring many surgeries. He was never able to do many things healthy kids do.

But by God, Tim was the happiest person I've ever known. He was the best person I've known. He touched so many people in such a short time by being joyful with the cards he was dealt. I've had strangers come up to me to tell me how much they loved Tim and what he meant to them.

It's been almost thirty years since he died. There's not a day that goes by that he doesn't inspire me to be a better person.

Life is what you make it.

[Cam63]

Good post, Tommo.

[Greg S.]

Hey, I *tried* to warn you...

~Bev

Could you or someone please PM me one of these links??

-Thank you.

-Greg S.

[Papergirl]

Could you or someone please PM me one of these links??

-Thank you.

-Greg S.
Not me. I promised I would not pass it around.

Besides, you really ARE better off NOT nowing. I wish I didn't!

~Bev
Be careful what you wish for! :eek:

[Gail Simone]

You know, I feel for Jim's problems. Sounds like life hasn't given him the greatest shake lately.

That said, I don't feel sorry for him.

Life is not fair. People, for the most part, suck. Bad stuff happens to good people all the time.

Your amount of happiness in life comes in how you approach it. You make your own joy.

My oldest brother Tim died of a rare disease when he was thirteen and I was six. Time knew his life would be short. Physically, Tim has it pretty rough, requiring many surgeries. He was never able to do many things healthy kids do.

But by God, Tim was the happiest person I've ever known. He was the best person I've known. He touched so many people in such a short time by being joyful with the cards he was dealt. I've had strangers come up to me to tell me how much they loved Tim and what he meant to them.

It's been almost thirty years since he died. There's not a day that goes by that he doesn't inspire me to be a better person.

Life is what you make it.



Yeah, I get all that, and I don't know anyone who hasn't had some tragedies, and I don't believe you should let them destroy you.

But I still feel bad for others (and I'm tremendously sorry about your brother, Tom) and I know that battling depression is harder for some than for others.

I just felt bad for Jim. For all the stuff he's pulled, he's still a human being, and bleah, I don't know, I just have never wished him any evil, I just wanted him to quit with the non-stop obvious bullshit.

So I hope things pick up for him and his family.

Gail

[TCJohnson]

and I know that battling depression is harder for some than for others.


Yup...sometimes it has nothing to do with who you are or what you are doing...just the chemicals in your brain are skewed the wrong way.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

This is getting really weird for me, personally. This is getting REALLY familiar. No, I don't know J-Bolt, and have never met him, but more and more he's reminding me of someone I did once know. It really is spooky. I won't go into all of the similarities, (and they are many), so as not to post all that is being alluded to here, but I'll lay it out for you as best I can. Sorry boys and girls, this may get long-winded.

Reading the Olney thread last week, I saw several mentions of Mercedes Lackey, and it sparked a memory in me that I had not thought of in ages. It reminded me of a woman I was once acquainted with named Marlene Lint.

I don't know if anyone knew her, and if so, I hope that I don't offend anyone with what I'm about to write. However, if someone DID know her, they may have also found her to be quite a piece of work.

She also went by the names Miandra Case, and Mia MacKenzie. She used to tell me that she was president of either the National Mercedes Lackey Fan Club, or the On-line Fan Club, or just some BBS Fan Club. I don't fully recall, but that is why when I saw Ms. Lackey's named mentioned that I thought of this woman.

I met her on Compuserve. I was actually discussing poetry with some people, and she told me that she was a writer. I had been writing quite a bit of poetry, and was dabbling in short stories. I was hoping to get some input from some people that may have more experience in the field than myself. I wanted to find out where I should go in order to possibly getting some things published in some minor outlets.

She claimed to be a poet, novelist, counselor, tarot reader, and eventually about everything else under the sun. I also eventually found out, more or less, that she was none of the above.

Her main thing was that she was a writer. She had this novel that she would soon finish titled something like, "The Land of Shamalei". She would read me passages from it, and quite frankly, they weren't very good. The book was in a constant state of being, "almost done".

I found out that this was due to the fact that the story was basically a fantasy novel that quite obviously was just her own life. She would basically write about whatever was going on in her life, but would hide it in some poor excuse of fantasy genre writing. When she began dating someone new, she'd rewrite the story with this new man as the hero. When he'd find out how whacky she was and move on, she'd rewrite again with him as the villain. When the next man would come along, she'd rewrite with him as the hero, saving her from the last villain....on and on and on.

(Let me say here that I am NOT saying this is what J-Bolt does.)

So, her book would never get done. She'd blame all sorts of outside forces for hindering her. She'd blame ex-boyfriends, her mom, her sisters, and basically anyone except herself. She did have some actual medical problems, but it was odd how they tended to pop up out of nowhere when she didn't feel like dealing with reality. Those were blamed as well.

Soon after I met her on-line, she gave me her number. RAPIDLY, she wanted to pursue a romantic relationship. At first, she seemed like someone, who if living near me, I'd go out on a date with. I quickly learned that I wouldn't date her for anything. After only knowing each other a few weeks, she wanted me to quit college, and transfer across country to a school near her. Although I was diplomatic about it, my mind was saying..."NO WAY IN HELL, TOOTS!!!!"

I will skip some of the other weird stuff that happened between the both of us. Suffice it to say, we never met in person, and that suited me JUST FINE!

She had some good general computer knowledge, and when the internet began to grow, she started opening up a several sites. They were pretty much a whole lot of nothing. She'd get the basics down, with links to all sorts of things that she never added. Instead of just getting one website done and running well, she'd just start another, (often switching monikers), and do the same thing.

She had links to her software business. As far as I know, she never produced one piece of software, but she had names for all of her software subsidiaries!!!

She had a publishing group. Yeah...not a darned thing ever came out. Still, she had titles for many books, at least three series, (and each series had several titles already thought up), but pretty much nothing actually written on any of them.

Every damned thing was an acronym. Every "company branch" or project had one. It was really sad. I think all she ever created were the acronyms, but never went any further.

God forbid you ever mentioned to her that being that there was little to nothing PRODUCED by any of these entities, they really didn't exist. THEN you were in for it. She'd go off like...well you know people like that. Then, she'd try to get investors to support these companies.

Although I do believe that she was justifiably on disability, it's not like she would have wanted to work if she could. Her main goal was to either a) win the lottery, or b) be a "kept woman". (Her words.) She'd mention about wanting her companies to make money, but never really did anything that would lead to that.

Her "kept woman" thing was an ongoing theme. She'd take out tons of personal ads trying to find a man. She'd read me the ads, and I'd have to stifle laughter to stop myself from asking her, "who the hell was THAT supposed to be". She'd mention all sorts of things that she LOVED to do, but in reality she couldn't or wouldn't do. (i.e. say how much she was into skiing, but when she met a man that was nuts about skiing, she'd never go, and actually complain about his love for skiing.) Her ultimate goal was not really marriage. She mainly wanted some guy to give her money, and she'd occasionally put out a little sumpin'-sumpin'.

Anyway, I actually stayed in contact with her for about 7 years, until one day that all of her whiny scams got to be too much. She was in one of her moods putting down the world and me for her not having a life, so I quit holding my tongue, and she hung up. I never spoke to her again. I did keep up with her various scams and such on-line for awhile until I found that she apparently passed away in 2004.

I know that was long and very train-of-thought, but there is much more that is very similar to what is known of J-bolt. I would almost wonder if they were related. It was just odd that the reference on the Olney thread reminded me of her, and now all this new stuff here that would be JUST like her.

Wow. Thanks for letting me blather.

Your story reminds me of a girl who I met in real life. Her story was kinda sad. She would try and change herself for each man that came into her life. It was sad and pathetic. Where we worked she went from someone who joked with us and all to a prim and proper angel. And it was like Paris Hilton accepting Christianity into her life now. :p

[Gail Simone]

Ick. I wish to god he would learn to just STOP WITH THE BULLSHIT.

"Now is the PERFECT time to join J-Bolt's Yahoo! 360... so DON'T WAIT!

At the end of this last weekend (Sunday night/Monday morning) I did as promised. I have now changed the viewable format of my personal Yahoo! 360 page to that of being able to be viewed by ONLY those on my 360 Friends List. This includes being able to send me messages, comments, replying with your messages to my blog entries, etc.
Now, the reason I started this, though it was explained in the forum entry and all over the LBE Online site and the like, isn't the whole reason. In browsing the people on 360, I found not only fellow professionals in the comic book and filmmaking industries, but people who just plain appreciate both of them and I think will be great friends.
I like making friends as always, and had very high hopes for the Bashers to be friends, but apparently, it wasn't in the cards for me, there.
I surround myself with music, art and always try to find friends who I have at least SOMETHING in common with, on a personal level. My personal circle of friends has been quite small in the last few years because of things such as my old High School friends and I growing apart, and others just getting a whole new life, moving away, which resulted similarly. Therefore, I'm always wanting more friends around, even online.
People say that online friendships and the like are ridiculous because all you're doing is putting your time into just typing on a keyboard and not having any interaction with people. That is so wrong because you really are talking TO people. It's not a virtual pet or a virtual friend... it's real people that can be so great because they are people from ALL OVER THE WORLD. I love learning and sharing from such people and do have online friends, like this, in my personal life, as just plain Jim Fisher.
Doing this as J-Bolt is great because I can find out who will be great, REAL friends, much easier than meeting somebody as Jim Fisher, then watch their attentions towards me change once they find out I'm J-Bolt.
I'm not a big celebrity obviously, but nonetheless, I am one at all... and that is something that changes the way that people think of you. I've heard Basher opinions that I think I'm all that and such, but it is SO not true. I know who and what I am, and I don't have an unrealistic view of myself. When my publicity first happened, exactly what I said (not being able to go into public without being recognized) and that's exactly why I created the J-Bolt persona. Obviously, I was able to keep my publicity going strong on that because I was the "youngest comic book publisher ever," even though I hadn't yet published anything, plus this persona I created generated a great deal of curiosity by people.
I ended up draining all that publicity after about 2 years where press wanted to do any more stories about me until I finally published, but I continued using word-of-mouth to keep a level of publicity present.
Then, in 1999, I published the When Lightning Strikes Ashcan and the "Storm" poster, publicizing the upcoming When Lightning Strikes comic book series that I'd been working on since 1987.
In 2000 is when the BombShell movie came to surface, Rena Mero being the first cast member attached to it. This made my publicity start growing again but not with interviews... with the BombShell movie news. The more that it was heard about by Industry Professionals, the more that the publicity gained enemies by those who became known as the "Bashers."
I worked for a couple years trying to get them to stop bashing me before I finally gave up and accepted that they'd hear nothing from me. All it would have taken to get them on my side was to prove to them that I have (in some cases had, with changes that had been made) the cast/crew that I've stated, but Confidentiality Clauses prevented me from doing so. I will be checking into the legalities of a cast members' death preventing him from being in the film. In that, I'm talking about Pat Morita. If I find out from a board certified attorney that it is legal to make that Letter Of Intent public, I'll do so... then, maybe they'll see that I've told the truth all along as I have either Letters Of Intent (LOI) and/or Letters Of Commitment (LOC) from cast/crew members.
Anybody that doesn't know what those are, an LOI is the intent of being involved as a cast and/or crew member in the project pertaining to it, but that scheduling has to be made capable for everybody to do so. An LOC is a definite of them being in the project, but again, scheduling can still be a possible delay.
Now... the Bashers did get confirmation from Jackson Bostwick as starring in the film, as well as Co-Producing it, but they kept contacting him repeatedly and Jackson didn't like the harassment, so he ignored the rest of their e-mails and the like. Since he refused to keep letting them bother him, they construed that on their forums as meaning that he's changed his mind, now NOT being involved in the project. Of course, even if they had that notion, they never took into account that the project has been confirmed. It's just the way they are.
Their interference has caused all the cast/crew and I to have to put the film's progress of more staff into 'top security' mode, as well as anybody contacting them, the cast/crew tells them that they don't even know what the project is. Of course the Bashers take that literally, even if any cast/crew talk about their involvement on their websites. It's comical to an extent that can't even be described.
Nonetheless, they've even caused problems with the earlier incarnations of the LBE Online website. When it first started as lightning-bolt-comics.com, in 1999, we had advertised fan sites all over the World and an average of 5,000 hits per day. When the Bashers started bringing their fight to the site, people didn't want to be involved with it any longer and the site was lucky to be able to get 100 hits a day.
Now, we can police the site from them so much more easily, whereas they can't even get in nor stay in for any length of time (especially since one of their own designed this current incarnation, though we're still trying to work out the bugs she left behind). This makes the site COMPLETELY safe for viewers to come back again, and all of you are. Our numbers increase every day where it's even impossible for us to give an average number of hits. THAT'S what we've been working back towards.
Even when we had the 5,000 hits a day, we never had too many forum posts, so that's no surprise, but I'm working on making it even more interactive so that the fans and viewers will involve themselves even more. Meanwhile, everybody is mostly having fun with the Color Me Pages, the Galleries, and checking the Productions section daily, waiting for more news.
The point with the Bashers is that we had a short time of friendship with a large majority of them (I usually only see a couple dozen on their forums even posting anything, but all they have is their forums to be involved with, so there's nothing else for those people, though I'm sure they're trying to work out a 'pin the tail on J-Bolt' game... LOL). But, they aren't destined to remain or even be friends with me. I don't worry about it, really. I just check in on it occasionally to see what their latest attack plans are against me. And it gets hilarious to see their little unintelligent quips, many of them they take so seriously. I think their funniest ones were said in their current posts, when they claimed some adult forum post and an over-weight anti-war demonstrator to be me.
I'm sure you can see how many of these things can cause problems on making real friends... but the Yahoo 360 accomplishes that even more.
So, come join me on Yahoo 360 and we can talk about anything you like, you getting to be able to know me MUCH better and as just a person. Just in case you didn't see the LBE Online Forum string in the "General Topics" section, the link of my Yahoo! 360 page is http://360.yahoo.com/profile-Y2dZ0X87eakuJsopwdVAvQU-?cq=1

Hope to see ya' there...
J-"

Uh, J-bolt, shut the fuck up.

I have more than enough proof that you're this "Lord Red Dragon" moron.

Do you REALLY want me to post that stuff?

And the war protester thing was a joke, as you know. No one meant anyone to think it was you.


Gail

[Gail Simone]

"I will be checking into the legalities of a cast members' death preventing him from being in the film."

That's my new favorite unintentionally funny sentence ever.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

I should also add that I talk to Jackson Bostwick regularly, talked to him two days ago, in fact, and that he often initiates the conversation. Once again, poor Jim "I'm A Witch, I Swear! And I live with my mom! And I can't afford groceries but I have a mainframe and dozens of employees!" Fisher can't get his bullshit straight.

"WHY THE COMICS ARE TAKING SO LONG
Monday, March 26 2007 @ 06:47 AM MST
Contributed by: J-Bolt
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Many people have been wondering what's taking so long getting the LBC comic titles done...

Why has it taken so long to finish the comic books?
When I was in High School, I wrote to DC and Marvel comics, asking them about the details of how to make my own comic book: what kind of paper I should use, what size the paper should be, etc. Somewhere in my storage, I still have the letters from them saying that I can use ANY paper and do it ANY size I'm comfortable with. So, I liked using regular art paper, and I had reams of it. I cut a bunch of it down to actual finished comic book size: 10" X 6.5" and drew my comics on that.
Some comic book retailers told me that comics actually have to be drawn on Bristol Board at 11" X 17" (1 1/2 times up to be reduced down to 66%) but I didn't believe them since I heard otherwise from DC/Marvel. So, in 1986, I began drawing my comics and had gotten up to #4 of WLS, in a few months.
Of course I was quite inexperienced but I studied what was out there and knew what I liked. So, I did the comics according to that. Remember that this was in the style of the late '80's.
Some years passed before I learned that DC/Marvel misinformed me and the comic dealers gave the truth, I got nervous because I've always been more comfortable drawing small and uber detailed. I didn't like drawing on large paper because I felt there was far too much space that I didn't think I could fill it all up well.
About another couple of years later, I decided to try it, making myself get used to drawing larger, while being able to get in all my details. I felt that it was perfect for me to draw panels with characters who ended up being small in view and still being able to get in my details... and reducing them will make sure that my details don't get lost.
I re-drew When Lightning Strikes #1 more detailed and with a better storyline. All the while of doing this, I was toying around with what ended up becoming When Lightning Strikes #0. I never meant to publish it or such... it was meant just as a tool for me to inspire myself for expanding the story of Bolt. That ended up getting expanded even further when I added Wolff and Draco as a result of these 3 characters being the favorites of fans that came to see me at a 1987 Las Vegas comic book convention. I didn't quite know what else I'd do with it, but it indeed inspired me to write and re-write the origins of these characters better. The problem was that I wrote it for myself, so I didn't detail the writing enough, targeting it for an audience other than me.
Though WLS #0 is now online, in the Members section, it will go through another re-write itself, so that it's better targeted to everybody else instead of what I tried the first time. It may even just remain as an Online ONLY comic, with issue #1 being the first to be hard-published. I haven't decided on this quite yet and I'd love feedback from LBE Online fans and viewers. If I do make it into just an online comic, I'm considering creating another cover for it and using Steve Carr's brilliantly painted wrap-around cover for issue #1. Again... let me know what you all think about it.
In 1999, I met Steve Carr. He and I became great friends and he helped me fill in all the other comic book creation and publication details that I didn't already know... down to how artists who aren't in-house get their pages and payments sent and send them back. He was a great, invaluable help to me and to Lightning Bolt Comics and still is.
As time went by, he accepted my offer to work for me and we hit it off greatly that way also. He just had limitations, due to his physical disabilities, that he could no longer work on full comic books, unless he's given several months to do so. I still plan on giving him such a project at some point, but until then, we agreed that he'd be my lead cover artist and create posters and such with me as well. You can even see, in the LBE Online Gallery, a poster idea he had for the BombShell movie while Rena Mero was going to play the role. It was rejected, but it's a rare piece in existance that may go to auction once the BombShell movie is released.
When I brought BombShell out from my stored files and re-created her to what she is today, Steve was there. He and my other friends felt that she was my best character yet, and all the LBE fans completely agree.
Steve of course drew the cover for BombShell #1, as I started writing the complete story. I found out the fans' opinion of her when I introduced her on the Lightning Bolt Comics site. They loved her so much that they all suggested that when I'm ready to make my first movie, to do so based on her. I couldn't agree more, as I had similar thoughts and quickly ended up casting Rena Mero for the role, after I finished writing the screenplay.
When Lightning Strikes #1 went into one final re-write and also putting BombShell into a comic book became the issues that I've been working on since then.
But, this isn't the only thing I'm working on. I'm also working on the BombShell movie, one-shots for merchandise intended for the LBE store, plus needed shots otherwise, operating the LBE website, as well as juggling a personal life and other freelance work I do in order to earn more money for my own cost of living as well as the very few employees I have that are on salary. On top of all this, now I'm also dealing with legal matters concerning an Investor who fell through, re-nigging on a written deal.
Now... with that completely busy schedule, keep in mind that I'm doing these comics books all by myself, as everybody knows that I don't have the final funds needed for which part of it involves hiring other talent. This means I'm doing the writing, penciling, inking, coloring, lettering, etc., etc. on TWO titles right now and the only help I get is from some friends who are professionals, helping me with story editing.
My lone work on all these projects is one of the reasons I've been inducted into the Marquis' books an unheardof three years in a row, so far.
Please know that I am doing all that I physically can to get these issues done as soon as possible, while doing so using the highest standards and quality possible, as I won't allow anything less.
I hope this answers everybody's questions as to what's taking so long for the comics to get completed. If you have any other questions, don't be afraid to ask me... either here or on my Yahoo 360 personal page.
J-Bolt
President/ Founder
Lightning Bolt Entertainment and its subsidiaries "


OH NO! AN UNPREDENTED THREE YEARS IN A VANITY PRESS BOOK! OH MY GOD!

Hilarious.

Gail

[Tobias March]

Re-nigging?

[Linkara]

You know, if I thought I'd actually get money on my work, I think I'd think I'd have an entire issue drawn, inked, colored, etc. in two weeks time. I'm just shaking my head at this.

I will ask, though, Gail: do most comic artists really draw on such large boards or does it vary from company or creator?

[Gail Simone]

If J-bolt would like to call us all liars again, I will happily provide proof of his other screennames and exactly how he's been making money. I saved almost a hundred pages of this sad crap, including images.

Just shut up about us and go back to pretending to be a media mogul, Gymtoons.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

You know, if I thought I'd actually get money on my work, I think I'd think I'd have an entire issue drawn, inked, colored, etc. in two weeks time. I'm just shaking my head at this.

I will ask, though, Gail: do most comic artists really draw on such large boards or does it vary from company or creator?

Most companies use a large board like that, yes. DC pages are actually slightly larger than the industry standard. I don't remember the exact measurements, although I have dozens of pages of original art from books I've worked on. I'm just too lazy to look for a tape measure. :)

Gail

[Gail Simone]

You know, this is one of the things that bugs me most about people like Jim and Rick Olney.

They do nothing, they don't produce, and yet when they fail at everything, they blame everyone ELSE.

How pathetic is it to blame someone who doesn't like you on a message board for your OWN failure to ever finish anything?

I'm trying to imagine if Alan Moore said he couldn't finish Watchmen because some guy on a message board hurt his feelings.

That's not what pros do. Pros get up every day and work their asses off no matter WHAT someone says on comicopinionthing.com.

It's just so juvenile. If you can't produce, shut the hell up and get out of the way.

Look at Tom Stillwell. He had a lot stacked against him, not that many resources and not that much experience, and he went out and produced a great series with professional covers and a good story and bam, now it's out there and the world is his oyster. No one handed him anything and I'm sure he had a lot of setbacks.

The difference between Tom and these other posers?

He was a pro in his MIND before he actually started to work. He knew what had to be done and did it. I have nothing but admiration for that.

I even have sympathy for those who try and fail.

But it ends when you whine and blame others when you can't put your own damn fingers on the keyboard, or pick up a pencil on a regular basis.

That's YOUR fault.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

Oh, and if you can't produce work?

You're not the next Stan Lee.

You're the next Herbert Blowpuppy, Stan's neighbor who always planned to write a novel someday.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

Re-nigging?

I know. I didn't touch it.

But I did laugh. :)

Gail

[generaljackcosmo]

oh, for the love of God...

Be extremely forewarned...NSFW...weird, degenerate geek nastiness awaits...

www.gymtoons.com

Google "gymtoons" and you'll find people compaining about him under EVERY name.

[Linkara]

Oh, and if you can't produce work?

You're not the next Stan Lee.

You're the next Herbert Blowpuppy, Stan's neighbor who always planned to write a novel someday.

Gail

I like to think of myself as the second coming of Bruce Campbell. No, really, it's creepy when you look at his high school photo and then look at my high school photo. O.o;;

Interesting fact about the size thing, Gail! Are they inked/colored at the same size (when not done digitally, anyway), or are they re-printed at a smaller size for the inkers and colorists to work with?

[Gail Simone]

I like to think of myself as the second coming of Bruce Campbell. No, really, it's creepy when you look at his high school photo and then look at my high school photo. O.o;;

Interesting fact about the size thing, Gail! Are they inked/colored at the same size (when not done digitally, anyway), or are they re-printed at a smaller size for the inkers and colorists to work with?

They are inked full size and then digitally shrunk, but I don't know about color. I would imagine it's done full size, but can't say for sure.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

oh, for the love of God...

www.gymtoons.com

Google "gymtoons" and you'll find people compaining about him under EVERY name.

That's not even ALL of it.

But warning, VERY NSFW, unless you work somewhere where transsexual porn is part of the work day.


Gail

[Linkara]

That's not even ALL of it.

But warning, VERY NSFW, unless you work somewhere where transsexual porn is part of the work day.


Gail


In all fairness, he does have other porn pics besides for TS-drawings.

...Why do I suddenly feel really dirty?

[TomStillwell]

You know, this is one of the things that bugs me most about people like Jim and Rick Olney.

They do nothing, they don't produce, and yet when they fail at everything, they blame everyone ELSE.

How pathetic is it to blame someone who doesn't like you on a message board for your OWN failure to ever finish anything?

I'm trying to imagine if Alan Moore said he couldn't finish Watchmen because some guy on a message board hurt his feelings.

That's not what pros do. Pros get up every day and work their asses off no matter WHAT someone says on comicopinionthing.com.

It's just so juvenile. If you can't produce, shut the hell up and get out of the way.

Look at Tom Stillwell. He had a lot stacked against him, not that many resources and not that much experience, and he went out and produced a great series with professional covers and a good story and bam, now it's out there and the world is his oyster. No one handed him anything and I'm sure he had a lot of setbacks.

The difference between Tom and these other posers?

He was a pro in his MIND before he actually started to work. He knew what had to be done and did it. I have nothing but admiration for that.

I even have sympathy for those who try and fail.

But it ends when you whine and blame others when you can't put your own damn fingers on the keyboard, or pick up a pencil on a regular basis.

That's YOUR fault.

Gail

Garsh. Thanks, Gail.

As much as I as pimp my book, I'm not much for tooting my own horn (not that way, you pervs!) but you hit it pretty squarely on the head. If I wanted to be a pro in comics I had to BE a pro.

Gail has four books out right now, all doing well. I'm boggled that she can write that much.

She works her ass off. She doesn't write when the mood strikes her or when there's nothing good on the tube. Gail is writing everyday for hours. She's writing when sick and when tired. It is her job, she's agreed to deadlines, and she's taking care of business.

I can think of other folks on here working everyday in comics as freelancers. Dave Rothe, Jim Taylor, Jeff Austin, Danny Donovan... the list goes on. Or Crowley working for DDP doing a job he didn't really want, mastering it, and moving up to the job he wanted. These guys are pros. They work hard. I only hope some day I have their experience and talent.

J-Bolt and Olney...those guys are posers. They want the lemonade without squeezing the lemons. Not just from comics but from life.

[generaljackcosmo]

But warning, VERY NSFW, unless you work somewhere where transsexual porn is part of the work day.


You mean there are places where it isn't? Wait...

[TomStillwell]

They are inked full size and then digitally shrunk, but I don't know about color. I would imagine it's done full size, but can't say for sure.

Gail

I'm pretty sure it's done full size.

It's really pretty cool to see pages used to make comics. I just got a bunch from Tony Isabella for the auction, Hawkman and Black Lightning, that have me captivated.

[Papergirl]

Might want to label the link as NSFW or edit it out, as there ARE people who read these boards from work, and their employers may not appreciate "gym"'s handiwork.

~Bev

[generaljackcosmo]

Might want to label the link as NSFW...


So let it be written, so let it be done!

[Gail Simone]

Might want to label the link as NSFW or edit it out, as there ARE people who read these boards from work, and their employers may not appreciate "gym"'s handiwork.

~Bev


Or J-bolt's, or James Jackson's, or Jim Fisher's, or Gymtoons, or (snicker) "Lord Red Dragon."

Heh.

Gail

[Papergirl]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!

Oh so very, very true!

~Bev

[Cam63]

"I will be checking into the legalities of a cast members' death preventing him from being in the film."

That's my new favorite unintentionally funny sentence ever.

Gail

Maybe it's like a comic book character's death.

Six or twelve months later he's back in the movie, baby !

[Kyuubi]

J-Bolt's new name is Lord J-James Jim Gym-Bolt.

[Cam63]

Or J-bolt's, or James Jackson's, or Jim Fisher's, or Gymtoons, or (snicker) "Lord Red Dragon."

Heh.

Gail

Henceforth, I shalt be known to ye lot as " Baron Beerstalker. "

Yea, ye may bow.

[Cam63]

J-Bolt's new name is Lord J-James Jim Gym-Bolt.

Tis good to see thee, Count Blue Duckula.

[MacQuarrie]

I'm pretty sure it's done full size.

It's really pretty cool to see pages used to make comics. I just got a bunch from Tony Isabella for the auction, Hawkman and Black Lightning, that have me captivated.

Color is done at actual comic size. By color I mean when an artist colors a photocopy or laser print of the art using markers or Dr. Martin's inks. Then some poor underpaid sap takes that color markup and recreates it in Photoshop using a high-resolution scan of the page.

Lettering is done using the same scan. Then it's all assembled in the computer.