J-Bolt News

[MacQuarrie]

YOU DON'T EVER TALK THAT WAY TO HER AGAIN, YOU FREAKIN' PIECE OF TRAILER-TRASH GARBAGE!!! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF THAT YOUR BUDDY, SK716, SCREWED SOMETHING UP ON MY COMPANY'S SITE AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO WARN ME ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH A PROBLEM, KNOWING THAT I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT, AND YOU, NOR YOUR ILK, WANT TO ADMIT THAT ONE OF YOUR OTHER PRECIOUS MEMBERS CAN ACTUALLY MAKE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MINOR, EASILY-REPAIRED SCREW-UP! SO, TAKE YOUR CRAP AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BROWN-NOSING ASS, MORON! BUT, YOU NEVER, EVER SAY CRAP TO MY GIRLFRIEND WITH SUCH UNDESERVED DISRESPECT, AGAIN!!! IF YOU AND YOUR MICRO-PENILE, BUTT-BUDDY, DOC MARTIN, WANT A PIECE OF ME, BRING IT THE HELL ON... BUT, YOU DO NOT MAKE SUCH A STATEMENT TO JO EVER AGAIN! SHE HAS DONE NOR SAID NOTHING AGAINST YOU, SO SHE DOES NOT DESERVE SUCH AN ONSLAUGHT! I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT WORTHLESS BEEF YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE A CLASS, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN A SNAIL'S ASS, BY NOT BEING SO VERBALLY VULGAR TO A KIND AND CARING WOMAN WHO HAS DONE NOTHING TO YOU AND WHO IS VERY LOVED ALONG WITH BEING HIGHLY PROTECTED BY ME!!!
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN SO PISSED OFF AS I AM AT THIS MOMENT, TO LOWER MYSELF TO SUCH UNCENSORED VULGARITY, WHICH IS COMMONLY USED BY THE PISS-ANT LIKES OF YOU AND A SELECT OTHER FEW ON HERE, BUT YOUR STUPID ASS HAS PUT ME IN A RAGE THAT WILL NOT BE STIFLED!!! AND REMEMBER THAT I AM NOT A FORCE TO BE FREAKIN' RECKONED WITH!!!
GOT IT? GOOD!!! REMEMBER IT, EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO TATTOO IT ON YOUR DAMNED, EMPTY FOREHEAD!!!
Mr. Fisher:mad:
SK did not screw up anything on your site and you know it.

[MacQuarrie]

And now I'm caught up. What a trainwreck.

Bye, J. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

[Crowley]

I agree with Mac's points.

Everyone in this thread needs to take a deep breath and come back with cool heads.

And J,

you owe Shelly a MASSIVE apology.

[Roquefort Raider]

AND REMEMBER THAT I AM NOT A FORCE TO BE FREAKIN' RECKONED WITH!!!



Well, THAT much is true.

[Shade]

I'm starting to get a little pissed.

No one here has any idea the dollar amount of work that was done. So how about I post a screencap of the Invoice I sent Jim.

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/sk716/bolt_invoice.jpg

These are the flat rates. MacQ has since convinced me to work for hourly rates.

Mac is right and even at a flat rate's if you had charged him that amount he STILL would have got off cheap. I'm not blowing smoke. I do this stuff for a living and you do AMAZING work, and even at the $60.00 and hour you mentioned in previous posts you are generous. J-Bolt's an ass and I really don't even want to get in to all that mess, BUT I did want to say that if he or anyone wants to call in to question your professionalism they are full of crap. Your WORK speaks VOLUMES about exactly how good you are.

[Crowley]

if J-Bolt doesn't apologize to Shelly then I think we should all ignore him and let him fade off into further obscurity.

[Dreadstar]

if J-Bolt doesn't apologize to Shelly then I think we should all ignore him and let him fade off into further obscurity.

I can't. Not for 209 more days, anyway.

[Lex]

I can't. Not for 209 more days, anyway.
What happens in 209 days?

[Dreadstar]

Any ballpark timeframe on this national TV announcement?

All I can say is as soon as the actor signs, I'm supposed to call 'em and it'll get scheduled. Obviously, there's no way to know when they'll sign.
J-:cool:

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, as is customary.

Lacking a significant signing and viable press release, I'll change my tune on September 1st, 2007.

A year is more than generous.

Fair enough.
J-:cool:

I even extended the 1 year deadline to anything TANGIBLE produced by LBE and J-Bolt.

Any bets?

[howyadoin]

I even extended the 1 year deadline to anything TANGIBLE produced by LBE and J-Bolt.

Any bets?Not gonna happen.

[Magneto_X]

What happens in 209 days?

He turns back into a pumpkin.

[Jack Zodiac]

FYI: For anyone not convinced that J-Bolt and JsLady are two different people, I used my mod powers and did some digging. They are, indeed, two seperate people, with totally different IP addresses.

There. THAT should end THAT question once and for all.

For what it's worth, you can fun Explorer in one window and Firefox in another, and Firefox gives you the ability to used broad IP addresses to circumvent IP bans on message boards, but also allows you to disguise a second account. So, it's entirely possible, whether they're the same person or not.

YOU DON'T EVER TALK THAT WAY TO HER AGAIN, YOU FREAKIN' PIECE OF TRAILER-TRASH GARBAGE!!! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF THAT YOUR BUDDY, SK716, SCREWED SOMETHING UP ON MY COMPANY'S SITE AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO WARN ME ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH A PROBLEM, KNOWING THAT I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT, AND YOU, NOR YOUR ILK, WANT TO ADMIT THAT ONE OF YOUR OTHER PRECIOUS MEMBERS CAN ACTUALLY MAKE WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MINOR, EASILY-REPAIRED SCREW-UP! SO, TAKE YOUR CRAP AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR BROWN-NOSING ASS, MORON! BUT, YOU NEVER, EVER SAY CRAP TO MY GIRLFRIEND WITH SUCH UNDESERVED DISRESPECT, AGAIN!!! IF YOU AND YOUR MICRO-PENILE, BUTT-BUDDY, DOC MARTIN, WANT A PIECE OF ME, BRING IT THE HELL ON... BUT, YOU DO NOT MAKE SUCH A STATEMENT TO JO EVER AGAIN! SHE HAS DONE NOR SAID NOTHING AGAINST YOU, SO SHE DOES NOT DESERVE SUCH AN ONSLAUGHT! I COULDN'T CARE LESS WHAT WORTHLESS BEEF YOU HAVE AGAINST ME, BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST PRETEND TO HAVE A CLASS, WHICH IS HIGHER THAN A SNAIL'S ASS, BY NOT BEING SO VERBALLY VULGAR TO A KIND AND CARING WOMAN WHO HAS DONE NOTHING TO YOU AND WHO IS VERY LOVED ALONG WITH BEING HIGHLY PROTECTED BY ME!!!
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN SO PISSED OFF AS I AM AT THIS MOMENT, TO LOWER MYSELF TO SUCH UNCENSORED VULGARITY, WHICH IS COMMONLY USED BY THE PISS-ANT LIKES OF YOU AND A SELECT OTHER FEW ON HERE, BUT YOUR STUPID ASS HAS PUT ME IN A RAGE THAT WILL NOT BE STIFLED!!! AND REMEMBER THAT I AM NOT A FORCE TO BE FREAKIN' RECKONED WITH!!!
GOT IT? GOOD!!! REMEMBER IT, EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO TATTOO IT ON YOUR DAMNED, EMPTY FOREHEAD!!!
Mr. Fisher:mad:

You're fuckin' hilarious, man.

[OMAR]

Hmm... I'm as sincere as anyone in my desire to see LBE's production rate increase, but I'm not sure about the value of setting a particular date by which these various things should happen. I'm worried that setting a timetable sends the wrong message, I'd rather J-Bolt wait until all the ducks are in a row creatively than try to rush anything out just to hit a date.

On the other hand, news has been very scarce of late. I'm honestly confused as to whether we will get a comic book or a movie first.

[PatrickG]

For what it's worth, you can fun Explorer in one window and Firefox in another, and Firefox gives you the ability to used broad IP addresses to circumvent IP bans on message boards, but also allows you to disguise a second account. So, it's entirely possible, whether they're the same person or not.


Shelly pointed that out first.

I doubt that's the case here. If J-Bolt could do that, he wouldn't have needed Shelly.

And it's really not polite to accuse his girlfriend of being a sock puppet.

There's somebody for everybody. Except Mr. Magoo and me, at least. :)

I'm not too keen on the attitude J-Bolt has taken. But I hope he takes a few steps back and a few deep breaths.

[macul]

YOU DON'T EVER TALK THAT WAY TO HER AGAIN, YOU FREAKIN' PIECE OF TRAILER-TRASH GARBAGE!!! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? YOU'RE JUST PISSED OFF THAT YOUR BUDDY, SK716, SCREWED SOMETHING UP ON MY COMPANY'S SITE AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO WARN ME ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH A PROBLEM, KNOWING THAT I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT

Well, there's the crux of the problem. You don't know, and you don't want to know all of the technical aspects of what it took for her to put up the site. Are you ready to learn PHP? SQL? HTML? No, probably not. Here's a clue: nothing she did was out of the ordinary. Databases are password protected. So are your files and directories. That's the norm. If they aren't, then guess what will eventually happen to your data. And changing that password on the fly without understanding everything else involved? Boneheaded.

That's why you paid...oh, that's right. You didn't pay anything. She helped you out of kindness and for that you think you are entitled to a lifetime of free support. I do computer work for a living. It's because of people like you that I don't like to tell people what I do or answer simple routine questions. You think we owe you something. And the moment we get involved you want us to stay in it until the end.

Yeah, I realize I'm late to the discussion. Just had to get my two cents in.

[Jack Zodiac]

Bev's post was in response to Shelly's, I was just clarifying since she didn't bring up multiple IPs and whatnot. Which, by the way, you don't have to be as smart as Shelly to do, because... well, fuck, I can do it and I couldn't do an eighth of the stuff she can do with websites. :p

[Mike Smash!]

This is totally off-topic, but I think it needs to be said.

J-Bolt, if you seriously want to convince people that you're someone they want to do business with, you may want to consider changing your look. The "I Look like I Peaked in High School" thing with the frosted hair and the Randy Savage shades doesn't exactly inspire confidence.

Or you could just admit that you're a sad old fraud that has no interest in creating comic books so much as saying you do, and stop wasting other peoples' money and time.

Christ, you're like the comic book industry's answer to Lyndon LaRouche.

[PatrickG]

Bev's post was in response to Shelly's, I was just clarifying since she didn't bring up multiple IPs and whatnot. Which, by the way, you don't have to be as smart as Shelly to do, because... well, fuck, I can do it and I couldn't do an eighth of the stuff she can do with websites. :p

There are free code repositories.

J-Bolt's old site would have looked better if he could do stuff like this.

And it's not polite or relevant to accuse his girlfriend of being a phony, is it?

[Jack Zodiac]

No, it isn't, and I didn't. I implied it could be possible that both accounts are his and gave an example of how.

[OMAR]

I'm kind of bummed out, I can't post to the LBE forums. The preview function works but when I try to post it says that there are some required fields that were left empty... I'm pretty sure there aren't.

[TCJohnson]

Shelly pointed that out first.

I doubt that's the case here. If J-Bolt could do that, he wouldn't have needed Shelly.



Just for the record, I could do that easily but can't do 80% of the stuff SK does...and the stuff I can do nowhere near as well as she does it.

[sk716]

So, I see the site I did is still up.

I guess it's not so offensive is it, dumbass?

Don't blame me because you fucked something up.

I told you you couldn't hurt Geeklog, the front end, the actual site. I never told you to go banging away at the server. The server is not the site. I'd think you'd know that Mr. Mainframe.

I do apologize for thinking you were intelligent enough not to go monkeying around in the server.

Take the site down you waste of oxygen. Put your ugly, blinking, bad link filled pages back up.

[Lester C.]

So, I see the site I did is still up.

I guess it's not so offensive is it, dumbass?

Don't blame me because you fucked something up.

I told you you couldn't hurt Geeklog, the front end, the actual site. I never told you to go banging away at the server. The server is not the site. I'd think you'd know that Mr. Mainframe.

I do apologize for thinking you were intelligent enough not to go monkeying around in the server.

Take the site down you waste of oxygen. Put your ugly, blinking, bad link filled pages back up.

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[Dreadstar]

Hmm... I'm as sincere as anyone in my desire to see LBE's production rate increase, but I'm not sure about the value of setting a particular date by which these various things should happen.

I don't know, in the history of the conversations re: J-Bolt, the crux of the matter seems to be the lack of production, over a period of 5 years or more. Considering that at that time 5 months ago, he'd just come in proclaiming to be on the brink of signing some talent? I think giving him a year to do so seems...

Fair enough.
J-:cool:

[BearClaw]

Sorry everyone, but who's J-Bolt? I just didn't feel like reading over 200 pages to find out.

Thanks!:)

[Lester C.]

Sorry everyone, but who's J-Bolt? I just didn't feel like reading over 200 pages to find out.

Thanks!:)

An annoying posting whore that likes to yell at people in all caps, knows nothing about computers, takes a perverse pleasure in viciously insulting various posters to cover up his own mistakes, thinks everything is about him, and uses the mad emoticon like its going out of style and always threatens to leave even though we all know he's going to be back. I hate people like that. HEY WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS LOOKING AT! :mad:

[Yonar]

Here's looking at you Kid! We're all looking at YOU Lester. YOU! YOU YOU YOU! HAHAHAHAHA.

[BearClaw]

An annoying posting whore that likes to yell at people in all caps, knows nothing about computers, takes a perverse pleasure in viciously insulting various posters to cover up his own mistakes, thinks everything is about him, and uses the mad emoticon like its going out of style and always threatens to leave even though we all know he's going to be back. I hate people like that. HEY WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS LOOKING AT! :mad:

Oh, okay. Thanks!:)

[Kyuubi]

An annoying posting whore that likes to yell at people in all caps, knows nothing about computers, takes a perverse pleasure in viciously insulting various posters to cover up his own mistakes, thinks everything is about him, and uses the mad emoticon like its going out of style and always threatens to leave even though we all know he's going to be back. I hate people like that. HEY WHAT ARE YOU FREAKS LOOKING AT! :mad:


Yeah, but enough about yourself Lester, who's J Bolt?

[Sally Sensational]

As cooler heads and migraine medication prevail . . .

Jo, I do sincerely apologize for the insults I hurled in your direction. You didn't deserve that. I rarely blow up and am frequently ashamed when I do and this is one of those times . . .

Please understand that my level of caring for Shelly probably matches yours for J, if in a different vein. Shell's been one of my closest friends for almost half my life. So when she is slighted, I tend to react very strongly.

You, however, did not deserve for my anger, however righteous it may have been, to spill over onto you. You were only doing what you felt needed to be done to get J's website up and running again. Having been around the various comic book folk on this forum for a while now, I understand how important the public presence of the website can be for a creator.

I do agree with the statement that there is someone for everyone and I am glad that you and J have found each other. I sincerely hope that you can be an inspiration and impetus for him to bring his long-awaited creative endeavors to the public.

You have had a trial by fire here on the board and you didn't deserve it, but you have come through with grace and dignity.

Good luck and my sincerest apologies . . .

[Cream Filled Taco]

A bit of clarification is in order here...

Shell helped a lot with setting up the media galleries and editing the video clips of your live Oddball Show so we could post them, and she helped tremendously with moving your sites to their current server and reconfiguring everything to work properly once they got there, and she helped me customize the forums and fix a ton of bugs in the original forums.

But the hardest and most complicated part of building the Oddball Comics site was the incredible amount of programming that had to be written from scratch for teh "This Week's Comic" section and the archives. This took literally over 100 hours to do, and I was in completely over my head. I could not have done it at all, and the reason it got done is because of one person. In case I haven't expressed it properly, Craig "Cream Filled Taco" Kemper, more than anyone else, is responsible for the functionality and ease-of-use of the Oddball Comics site.

Take a bow, CFT!

*curtsies*

Thanks Jim!

[sk716]

*curtsies*

Thanks Jim!

Well, you are in fact awesome.

[Crowley]

can we bring back J-bolted?

[Papergirl]

For what it's worth, you can fun Explorer in one window and Firefox in another, and Firefox gives you the ability to used broad IP addresses to circumvent IP bans on message boards, but also allows you to disguise a second account. So, it's entirely possible, whether they're the same person or not.

That wasn't the case here. The IPs stayed the same the entire time both were on. Never once changed.

And here's something ELSE: Jo has a firm grasp on grammar, sentence structure and spelling. Something that, in 7 years or so, I have never seen J-Bolt display. Even if he could maintain it for a post or two, he couldn't for this long. No way.

~Bev

[sk716]

can we bring back J-bolted?

Yes and no.

I let the account it was on go. So the old site is gone. I do however still have the original site pages, possibly a backup of the forum database, and the mountains of info we piled into J-Bolt Mania.

[Shades0077]

In case I haven't expressed it properly, Craig "Cream Filled Taco" Kemper, more than anyone else, is responsible for the functionality and ease-of-use of the Oddball Comics site.

Take a bow, CFT!
She's so dreamy!

[sk716]

Just for the record, I could do that easily but can't do 80% of the stuff SK does...and the stuff I can do nowhere near as well as she does it.

However, TC knows more about PC hardware than I'll ever know, so it works out.

[Cam63]

Take a bow, CFT!

Hey, he's got a CFT's crack.

[Crowley]

Yes and no.

I let the account it was on go. So the old site is gone. I do however still have the original site pages, possibly a backup of the forum database, and the mountains of info we piled into J-Bolt Mania.

I think it's time for a resurrection!

[Typo Lad]

I think it's time for a resurrection!
I think that would be childish.

Just ignore him. His actions just cost him a whole buncha sales. That's punishment enough.

[Matt Doc Martin]

I think that would be childish.

Just ignore him. His actions just cost him a whole buncha sales. That's punishment enough.

Don't you need a service or PRODUCT to make sales?

[Crowley]

From the retard's forum:
Well... Rolling Eyes
I said I wouldn't be surprised if it happened, but I ended up being right!
THE BASHERS ARE BACK!!!
I even said that I HOPED it wouldn't happen; that the hatchet would STAY buried, but it took a catalyst such as this situation. It concerns the basher who did the latest LBE Online site design making a minor mistake, which she made turn into a grave mistake, that made the CBR YABSers return to the dark side, once again becoming bashers. They just couldn't resist the temptation of the dark side. And in their case, they USED THE FARCE (that's NOT a spelling error)!
I changed the news story, about this situation, to a forum string because they've just been too much, blasted, negative news concerning LBE, that I'm not gonna' let them have a spotlight on the site again. All this type of garbage deserves is to be nothing more than forum string bull, and nothing more.
I had some people that had become so great of friends in that forum, but again, I got the reason why YABS truly stands for You'll All Be Sorry... and they are VERY proud to live up to that. At least I had about 6 months of blissful release from 90% of their barrage, but all good things must come to an end, eventually, I guess. LOL.
Even Papergirl turned against me in a BIG way. This surprised the daylights outta' me.
What is a complete enigma is how can they think that somebody, who is a professional and VERY good at what they do, can't make one, single mistake. NOBDY IS PERFECT, PEOPLE... GET OVER IT AND KISS REALITY, huh?
Sk716 is an absolutely GREAT, talented web designer. Everybody here has heard that I've made no bones in bragging about the beautiful work she did on this site's design. And yes, she did it for free, since the other bashers kept pushing it on me, as they didn't so much like the great frames site design I created as much, when sk716 is completely up to date, and quite proficient, in the most current Internet website technology. So, reluctantly, I accepted this more than generous gift and she also reluctantly took the project of 2-3 days to create the site, then the approximate 5 days to answer about 2-3 questions a day from me on how to run it. Finally, she got tired of teaching me what to do, as she seemed rather annoyed that I didn't just automatically know how to run it and couldn't learn this complicated database programming involving MySQL, php, and Geeklog within a matter of 1 day, never having used it before, in my life.
Well... I guess all computer/Internet professionals are impatient, not being able to understand why everybody doesn't have their knowledge, nor be able to catch on to it immediately upon seeing it. Is it completely illogical and unintelligent? Heck yeah! Does logic and intelligence have any relevance to a person who is so conceited over their vast knowledge of such a specialized subject? HECK NO!
Conceit is what separates professionals who dedicate 100% of their time to their craft and professionals who dedicate 75% of their time to the craft while dedicating the other 25% of their time to teaching others their craft. You can't teach, spreading your gifts and talents with others who have the desire to learn, when you think that only you are capable of doing the craft to begin with, and don't take into account that it took you a while to learn your craft, so naturally, it'll take them some time to learn also. Or is it that you don't WANT them to learn it so that you can keep thinking you're the best?
Things that make ya' go "HHHMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm." Sorry, Arsenio... I had to borrow that one, Bub.
Anyway, as I've been saying, when the melee started, all that sk716 had to say, either in the e-mails I sent her as early as when the problem first come about, or when I finally did get ahold of her in the bash forums, "oops, you're right, J-... I shouldn't have told ya' that ANYTHING having to do with the site couldn't be hurt, so lemme' just tell you really quick how to fix it." Then, this wouldn't have been a problem... would it?
Get your ego in check and realize that people who are the BEST in the World at what they do can/do sometimes make mistakes!
I've been put in the history books 3 times in a row so far, as well as being a teacher, and receiving numerous other awards, which tell me I'm a pro at what I do... but I make mistakes too! NOBODY'S perfect, otherwise a church would be built in their name, I'm sure! GET A GRIP ON REALITY, WILL YA'!?
Now... with all that said (and I KNOW that more is gonna' be said as time goes on, being sure that it won't take the bashers long to start their bull on here yet again), I specifically created this forum, as being the ONLY place that the bashers are to be discussed. Obviously, after dealing with their shenanigans for over 7 years now, putting up with harassment, stalking, and a myriad of other illegal and invasive activity, I expect a great deal more. BUT... instead of letting this really negative situation grow to yet another completely worse situation that overshadows this site, company, projects, and the fun that is meant for everybody here to enjoy, I decided that just banning and deleting everything that comes about from it ends up causing even more of this garbage, so I'll give it a stage here where those who want to keep up on it can take part in it any time they want, while those who want nothing to do with it, don't have to bother looking at this one single forum, enjoying the other 99.9% of LBE.com.
Now, obviously there's rules for this forum, as there is with anything in life:
*NO SWEARING - If anybody swears, for any reason or in any fashion whatsoever.
*NO THREATS - this includes, but not limited to, threatening any member of this site, the employees, or Admins.
*NO FLAMING - I'm sure I don't need to describe this... do I?
*NO PITCHING ANY BASH SITES - this includes, but is not limited to, website URLs, names or anything else that points to a website containing LBE bashing.
*NO NAME-CALLING - I'm sure this one will REALLY challenge the bashers, as they can't seem to have a debate or disagreement unless they get to call their opponent some kind of malicious name. I hate that kind of immaturity, so I'm not gonna' put up with it.
IF I THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, I'LL ADD IT IN. IF YOU THINK OF SOMETHING I MISSED, BY ALL MEANS, LEMME' KNOW!
If anybody breaks any of these rules, depending on the severity of the rule broken, they will be banned from posting anything on this site, and possibly even deleted from the site altogether.
I'd say "now, have fun," but we all know that's the LAST thing that'll be accomplished with THIS subject. ROFL.
J- Laughing Out Loud

[Matt Doc Martin]

eh...whatever.

"COme to my site, but don't say anything"


And if he thinks PG "betrayed" him by pointing out how rude he was being, fuck him.

[TomStillwell]

I've been put in the history books 3 times in a row so far, as well as being a teacher, and receiving numerous other awards, which tell me I'm a pro at what I do...

What is it exactly that you do? I've been here since about July or so and I've seen nothing. Everyone else has been here much longer and again nothing.

Now I get it. You are a pro at doing nothing. I can see why you've won awards.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

What is it exactly that you do? I've been here since about July or so and I've seen nothing. Everyone else has been here much longer and again nothing.

Now I get it. You are a pro at doing nothing. I can see why you've won awards.

Ah Bash forum nothing changes on the internet except for the way that it looks and how it works. Jabolt is trying to do his living in the way he can best and maybe the bash forum people whould get their paid money if people weren't contstnatly taking money from his mouth with the bashing. That's bad that sk6616 did not get paid which is a sine of nonpro from jbolt which is a SHYOCK! Buut it's also no good to bash on him because if he does it good, then he's got money for sk66677 to pay and that's the goal. It's just like GI Joe One To Grow On if you think about it.

Ah bash forum do not ever change what you do so good, which is not some kind of back handed copmliment it is the ACTUAL MEANT TRUTH! There is no humor statment here at all.

I hope that sk6614 gets his/her money though from jb-olt, but I do not think that not the bash forum will with it. I cannot be more clear on this point.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[Matt Doc Martin]

Ah Bash forum nothing changes on the internet except for the way that it looks and how it works. Jabolt is trying to do his living in the way he can best and maybe the bash forum people whould get their paid money if people weren't contstnatly taking money from his mouth with the bashing. That's bad that sk6616 did not get paid which is a sine of nonpro from jbolt which is a SHYOCK! Buut it's also no good to bash on him because if he does it good, then he's got money for sk66677 to pay and that's the goal. It's just like GI Joe One To Grow On if you think about it.

Ah bash forum do not ever change what you do so good, which is not some kind of back handed copmliment it is the ACTUAL MEANT TRUTH! There is no humor statment here at all.

I hope that sk6614 gets his/her money though from jb-olt, but I do not think that not the bash forum will with it. I cannot be more clear on this point.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Say what?!?

[Papergirl]

eh...whatever.

"COme to my site, but don't say anything"


And if he thinks PG "betrayed" him by pointing out how rude he was being, fuck him.
Awww. I'm crushed.

No, really, I am. See the tear falling from my eye? No? Damn. Didn't use enough eyedrops then...

~Bev
Sarcastic Bitch of YABS

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Say what?!?

Ah Bash Forum is still like it always was BUT THIS TIME I understnad your humor jokes more. Good one on me!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[TomStillwell]

Ah Bash forum nothing changes on the internet except for the way that it looks and how it works. Jabolt is trying to do his living in the way he can best and maybe the bash forum people whould get their paid money if people weren't contstnatly taking money from his mouth with the bashing. That's bad that sk6616 did not get paid which is a sine of nonpro from jbolt which is a SHYOCK! Buut it's also no good to bash on him because if he does it good, then he's got money for sk66677 to pay and that's the goal. It's just like GI Joe One To Grow On if you think about it.

Ah bash forum do not ever change what you do so good, which is not some kind of back handed copmliment it is the ACTUAL MEANT TRUTH! There is no humor statment here at all.

I hope that sk6614 gets his/her money though from jb-olt, but I do not think that not the bash forum will with it. I cannot be more clear on this point.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

You really could. Try English next time.

[Kyuubi]

Welcome back Dwight.



Please leave again.

[Papergirl]

Welcome back Dwight.



Please leave again.
What the Blue Duck said.

Oh, and let the door hit you on the way out, please. I could use a good laugh tonight.

~Bev

[Typo Lad]

Don't you need a service or PRODUCT to make sales?
Point.

I suspect someone is off his meds.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Ah Bash Forum is still like it always was BUT THIS TIME I understnad your humor jokes more. Good one on me!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Gotcha. JBolt comes back and the jackasses flock with him.

Check.

[Dreadstar]

I hope that sk6614 gets his/her money though from jb-olt, but I do not think that not the bash forum will with it. I cannot be more clear on this point.

My head exploded.

[Papergirl]

Gotcha. JBolt comes back and the jackasses flock with him.

Check.
Hey, at least JB HAS supporters. AND they're willing to come here and risk life and limb to defend him. Olney doesn't have that.

Not saying it's a WINNING battle.

~Bev

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Ah Bash forum nothing changes on the internet except for the way that it looks and how it works. Jabolt is trying to do his living in the way he can best and maybe the bash forum people whould get their paid money if people weren't contstnatly taking money from his mouth with the bashing. That's bad that sk6616 did not get paid which is a sine of nonpro from jbolt which is a SHYOCK! Buut it's also no good to bash on him because if he does it good, then he's got money for sk66677 to pay and that's the goal. It's just like GI Joe One To Grow On if you think about it.

Ah bash forum do not ever change what you do so good, which is not some kind of back handed copmliment it is the ACTUAL MEANT TRUTH! There is no humor statment here at all.

I hope that sk6614 gets his/her money though from jb-olt, but I do not think that not the bash forum will with it. I cannot be more clear on this point.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos


So Dwight if you did all kinds of free work say on my patio and there was a problem I caused I could call ya up and bitch you out over it ? Same to Omar as well. If I built you a driveway for free of charge and didn't charge you and you somehow punch a hole or some crazy shit into it , could you call me up and argue with me ?

Lets be honest. We all ( ok most of us) listened to Gail and buried the hatchet. We offered to give J-Bolt a chance. Instead he's the one who acted beyond foolish and blamed the person who did all the work for free and left him the keys to run it.

I even wondered where he had dissapeared to. He can look back and see . A lot of us were givin him a chance to actually produce work. Instead he's back to his usual sad games. At blaming the YABS board for all his problems. No movie in 2007....must be SK716's fault for it. Because he messed with the site and somehow she messed it up. :rolleyes:

[Matt Doc Martin]

Hey, at least JB HAS supporters. AND they're willing to come here and risk life and limb to defend him. Olney doesn't have that.

Not saying it's a WINNING battle.

~Bev

Truck driving waitress and Deathlok-loving Balki-ripoff.

Thanks, but I think I'd defend myself.

[Papergirl]

My head exploded.
Never try to decipher Dwight's posts.

EVER.

For ANY reason.

You'll just end up hurting yourself.

~Bev

[Papergirl]

Truck driving waitress and Deathlok-loving Balki-ripoff.

Thanks, but I think I'd defend myself.
It does bring up an interesting question, though: Which one is the biggest loser?

~Bev

[Dreadstar]

Never try to decipher Dwight's posts.

EVER.

For ANY reason.

You'll just end up hurting yourself.

~Bev

But I guerdthyssmned murf.








Somebody yerftde me, please.

[DocAbsurd]

Oh my sweet Lord.

I've read this thread for what seems like ages; I've heard all the legends of J-Bolt. Even when this flamed up again, I kept my trap zipped even though I was dying to scream out, simply cuz I haven't been in on any part of this discussion. But after seeing that 'explanation' . . .

Fecking shyte, am I having flashbacks.

He's surprised by the 'barrage'? Why is everyone like this surprised when people stick up for their friends? He ponces in here like a rhino in orthopedic sneakers, flaps the blame for his mucking about in Shel's face, takes great offense when his S.O. is doubted and launches into his own incomprehensible tirade, and then can't see why YABS stood up for Shel.

When he makes a 'boo-boo', he's only human. He's not perfect, but he's near as have it. He appreciates what Shel did, but only insofar as it was 'forced' upon him.

WTF!?!

That . . . that . . . missive of loosely strung-together words in a form vaguely resembling a language of some sort does nothing short of out-and-out blaming Shel for doing work for him for free! I mean, I've seen biting the hand, but he fecking chomped poor Shel's appendage off at the shoulder. It's like he attended the 'Olney School of Sweet-Talking' seminar.

Where do these people come from?

I'm going back to lurking thru this thing. Far as I'm concerned, I had absolutely no interest in any product he may have been able to dredge up from the recesses of his self-congratulatory delusions. But after this little outburst?

I'll vocally denounce his tripe.




Doc 'Just When You Think You've Seen It All' Absurd

[Papergirl]

But I guerdthyssmned murf.








Somebody yerftde me, please.
Damn. Too late!

~Bev

[sk716]

Welcome back Dwight.



Please leave again.

No!!!

Dwight is great! I've missed Dwight!

[sk716]

Jim, take down the site.

[Yonar]

No!!!

Dwight is great! I've missed Dwight!

But.. Was that even english?

I mean, uhm, It had english words.. I know I saw them..

It's just.. Syntax, grammar, spelling...

Are these somehow not related to the internet?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Jim, take down the site.

He should at least apologize to you for the work you did. I'm sure you stayed all those days and hours for the hell of it. I've had pals do free work on my comps/printers and I've always burnt them games and CD's as well as recorded movies to even the debt. I would never complain about something they fixed or did that I'd screw up.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Jim, take down the site.

Quoted for truth. Be a man and take the site down. replace it with your own crap.

[sk716]

But.. Was that even english?

I mean, uhm, It had english words.. I know I saw them..

It's just.. Syntax, grammar, spelling...

Are these somehow not related to the internet?

It's the internet, have you seen how most people type?

[Cam63]

Ah Bash Forum is still like it always was BUT THIS TIME I understnad your humor jokes more. Good one on me!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Are you getting enough or taking too much medication ?

You better check it with a professional, son.

[Cam63]

Lets be honest. We all ( ok most of us) listened to Gail and buried the hatchet. We offered to give J-Bolt a chance. Instead he's the one who acted beyond foolish and blamed the person who did all the work for free and left him the keys to run it.

I even wondered where he had dissapeared to. He can look back and see . A lot of us were givin him a chance to actually produce work. Instead he's back to his usual sad games. At blaming the YABS board for all his problems. No movie in 2007....must be SK716's fault for it. Because he messed with the site and somehow she messed it up. :rolleyes:

Exactly. Just about everyone was cool about Fisher returning and were sincere when we wished him well in life and whatever projects he intended completing ( ha ! ).

He's the one who fucked up.

[sk716]

I think that would be childish.

Just ignore him. His actions just cost him a whole buncha sales. That's punishment enough.

Well, all of his sales really. Now the only person in line to get his comic or see his movie will be OMAR.

[Sally Sensational]

Ah Bash Forum is still like it always was BUT THIS TIME I understnad your humor jokes more. Good one on me!

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Vlahos? Makes you wonder what Dwight's first language is - Czech maybe? The syntax is too garbled for a Romance language or German. This second post almost makes sense.

[Cream Filled Taco]

No!!!

Dwight is great! I've missed Dwight!


I love Dwight!

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

So Dwight if you did all kinds of free work say on my patio and there was a problem I caused I could call ya up and bitch you out over it ? Same to Omar as well. If I built you a driveway for free of charge and didn't charge you and you somehow punch a hole or some crazy shit into it , could you call me up and argue with me ?

Lets be honest. We all ( ok most of us) listened to Gail and buried the hatchet. We offered to give J-Bolt a chance. Instead he's the one who acted beyond foolish and blamed the person who did all the work for free and left him the keys to run it.

I even wondered where he had dissapeared to. He can look back and see . A lot of us were givin him a chance to actually produce work. Instead he's back to his usual sad games. At blaming the YABS board for all his problems. No movie in 2007....must be SK716's fault for it. Because he messed with the site and somehow she messed it up. :rolleyes:

whoa whoa there powerman, I did not mean to imply or say that sk7is is wrong. Jbolbed is obviously wrong for being unprofessional enough to not pay for professionally made things. I have a freelance rule which is, hey, money half now, rest of money after work is done and most people are good with that. jboolt seems to have the trouble with these business things which is a shameful too bad thing. If he would focus on the comics and had a good businessman manager that could 'handle the books' then these things would not happen to pepole.

I do not know if the movie happening is or is not sk747's fault because if it is that would not make sense. Because I think that people who make movies are not making websites in there spare time. If sk7 DOES make movies happen or not happen then I would like to thank him/her for making Deathlok happen in 2008!!!! thank you sk77 for Deathlok if you have movie powers! If you do not then I have nothing to thank you for.

anyway, jbolt is wrong for not paying but the bash forum should understand him more instead of always trying to put him down. Talented pepople deserve to be treated better than normal people (especially liberals--hahaha that is just a joke because liberals are not normal!) so jbolt should maybe get a wide birth. And sk7ig should get his/her monies and also have a wide birth someday. Maybe on his/her birthday? Hahaha<--this is ALSO just a humor joke bash forum so please don't be upset too much.

Anyway, that's all I mean that I hope the bash forums donesn't mean she doesn't not get his/her money.

And also to be clear when I called you powerman it is/was NOT meant as a humor nickname, it is/was meant to be a peaceful/powerful nickname unless it offends you to be called a black superhero in which case, hmm, there is no need to be racist. But please don't be offended by that nickname of powerman because it is meant to say, hey, you are powerful like a powerful man, hence, powerman. Unless you are a woman with big chesty busoms like powerwoman, in which case you are NOT a black superhero at all. But the compliment-nickname stands.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[Kyuubi]

SK, who the hell is Dwight?

[sk716]

SK, who the hell is Dwight?

Ky, how long have you been in the J-Bolt threads. Since the beginning, right? Dwight's been around for a long time. Maybe you need a J-Bolt refresher course.

Dwight is Dwight.

Dwight is awesome!

[Kyuubi]

I know you know who (s)he is.

[Crowley]

I missed Dwight.

Welcome back Dwight!
I think Dwight needs to register at the LBE forums.

[sk716]

I know you know who (s)he is.

As far as I am aware, Dwight is Dwight.

Just admit that you missed him, too.

[sk716]

whoa whoa there powerman, I did not mean to imply or say that sk7is is wrong. Jbolbed is obviously wrong for being unprofessional enough to not pay for professionally made things. I have a freelance rule which is, hey, money half now, rest of money after work is done and most people are good with that. jboolt seems to have the trouble with these business things which is a shameful too bad thing. If he would focus on the comics and had a good businessman manager that could 'handle the books' then these things would not happen to pepole.

I do not know if the movie happening is or is not sk747's fault because if it is that would not make sense. Because I think that people who make movies are not making websites in there spare time. If sk7 DOES make movies happen or not happen then I would like to thank him/her for making Deathlok happen in 2008!!!! thank you sk77 for Deathlok if you have movie powers! If you do not then I have nothing to thank you for.

anyway, jbolt is wrong for not paying but the bash forum should understand him more instead of always trying to put him down. Talented pepople deserve to be treated better than normal people (especially liberals--hahaha that is just a joke because liberals are not normal!) so jbolt should maybe get a wide birth. And sk7ig should get his/her monies and also have a wide birth someday. Maybe on his/her birthday? Hahaha<--this is ALSO just a humor joke bash forum so please don't be upset too much.

Anyway, that's all I mean that I hope the bash forums donesn't mean she doesn't not get his/her money.

And also to be clear when I called you powerman it is/was NOT meant as a humor nickname, it is/was meant to be a peaceful/powerful nickname unless it offends you to be called a black superhero in which case, hmm, there is no need to be racist. But please don't be offended by that nickname of powerman because it is meant to say, hey, you are powerful like a powerful man, hence, powerman. Unless you are a woman with big chesty busoms like powerwoman, in which case you are NOT a black superhero at all. But the compliment-nickname stands.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Actually Dwight, J-Bolt doesn't actually owe me any money. But I refuse to help him with his website again unless he pays me to do so.

[Kyuubi]

Isn't it strange that Dwight only comes around when a lot of talk about J Bolt starts up?


I'm starting to think that Dwight is either J Bolt or someone here.

[Cream Filled Taco]

Dwight is Dwight.

Dwight is awesome!

SK747 speaks the truth!

[Cream Filled Taco]

I'm starting to think that Dwight is either J Bolt or someone here.

He's Dwight, the king of the universe!

[Yonar]

Talented pepople deserve to be treated better than normal people (especially liberals--hahaha that is just a joke because liberals are not normal!) so jbolt should maybe get a wide birth.

... Wait...

Not to derail a thread, nor take a combative tone, but..

I absolutely, fundamentally, deeply disagree with this statement.

Talented people deserve to be treated 'better' than normal people?!?!

Tell me this. Gail, Larry, Sk, Misty, And a WHOLE HOST of Talented, Creative people are genuinely good people, they put out for people, they spend time interacting with fans, helping people, and generally being the stellar examples of Humanity that they are.

They behave well. They don't insult people, demand free work, or otherwise act like dorks. Even when a random fan comes into gails own forum, and discusses her work in a scathing disagreement with her treatment of a character (See some of the threads in which BoP and Shiva are discussed) Gail doesn't, as some 'talented people' might, fly off the handle, demand that people respect her creativity, tell them to shut up, or even get upset. She calmly reads it, perhaps is sad that what she was trying to do didn't please that person, and then goes on being the excellent human being she is.

In response, we treat these people as heros and friends. They are our inspiration, and our friends. We joke with them, smile with them, and are enriched for having known them.

We do sometimes treat them with more respect and forgiveness than we might other people. Because they've done the same for us in the past. Because they've put out, and shown up, and put their Money (litterally, see Larry Dixon, and the YABS room offer on the Cape thread.) where their mouth is.

I'm not inclined to treat 'Talented People' better than I would anyone else. If they're decent human beings, they'll earn my respect, my tollerance, and forgiveness, just like every other person on the planet.

If they're not, they're free to wander off a cliff, just like every other person on the planet.

I don't much care for J-Bolt, but I'm not familiar with him, and really not interested in being so, which is why I don't often post to this thread, but this, and OMAR's post about how 'like other creative people, J-bolt is more sensetive to things' yada yada, paraphrase, because I'm lazy.

I think that's BS, and excusing bad behaviour for creativity should /never fly./

They aren't gods. They're people. And their life, much like everyone elses should be held to this simple standard.

Is your life improving anyone elses on earth? if Not, Change.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

whoa whoa there powerman, I did not mean to imply or say that sk7is is wrong. Jbolbed is obviously wrong for being unprofessional enough to not pay for professionally made things. I have a freelance rule which is, hey, money half now, rest of money after work is done and most people are good with that. jboolt seems to have the trouble with these business things which is a shameful too bad thing. If he would focus on the comics and had a good businessman manager that could 'handle the books' then these things would not happen to pepole.

I do not know if the movie happening is or is not sk747's fault because if it is that would not make sense. Because I think that people who make movies are not making websites in there spare time. If sk7 DOES make movies happen or not happen then I would like to thank him/her for making Deathlok happen in 2008!!!! thank you sk77 for Deathlok if you have movie powers! If you do not then I have nothing to thank you for.

anyway, jbolt is wrong for not paying but the bash forum should understand him more instead of always trying to put him down. Talented pepople deserve to be treated better than normal people (especially liberals--hahaha that is just a joke because liberals are not normal!) so jbolt should maybe get a wide birth. And sk7ig should get his/her monies and also have a wide birth someday. Maybe on his/her birthday? Hahaha<--this is ALSO just a humor joke bash forum so please don't be upset too much.

Anyway, that's all I mean that I hope the bash forums donesn't mean she doesn't not get his/her money.

And also to be clear when I called you powerman it is/was NOT meant as a humor nickname, it is/was meant to be a peaceful/powerful nickname unless it offends you to be called a black superhero in which case, hmm, there is no need to be racist. But please don't be offended by that nickname of powerman because it is meant to say, hey, you are powerful like a powerful man, hence, powerman. Unless you are a woman with big chesty busoms like powerwoman, in which case you are NOT a black superhero at all. But the compliment-nickname stands.

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

Actually Dwight, J-Bolt doesn't actually owe me any money. But I refuse to help him with his website again unless he pays me to do so.

What she posted Dwight. I'm sorry if I came across as angry and mean here. Its just that for the longest time it was like if a comic wasn't produced or the Bombshell movie didn't happen the YABS board members were pulling a JFK conspiracy in Hollywood to sabatoge J-Bolt.

When it looked like a peace flag was made and people were ready to move on and give him a chance to produce and actually support him , J-Bolt seemed ok. She did free work on his site and most of us gave him a 2nd chance to show us his work.

But sadly that seems to be washed away now. And I have nothing bad to say about J-Bolts gf. She shouldn't even be involved in this and I do wish the 2 the best. I welcome her to the board and CBR . Visit the other boards . As I told J-Bolt in 2004 the CBR forums is a big place . He doesn't have to stay on one thread. He seems to like comics so why not post in the Marvel/DC and Indies boards ?

In the end what can ya say. I honestly wanted to see J-Bolt turn over a new leaf. I'd hate to think I'm a sucker that way for people.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Actually Dwight, J-Bolt doesn't actually owe me any money. But I refuse to help him with his website again unless he pays me to do so.

AARCH! This place is so fonfusing most of the time for thinking people, but I think I understand it now thank you for explaining instead of being a JUDGEMENTALY PERSON sk77677!

PS TO BASH FORUM: I just got my internet working right again bash forum and I am NOT j-bolt because I have no ability to draw unlike j-bolt who does, which means we are not the same person! ALSO FIY real life is not like comic books and two people cannot be one person. When firestormer the nucleus man has two men turn into one man with his head on fire, that does not mean that two men can touch each other and turn into one man with their head on fire in real life. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCE: If you see someone with their head on fire it is not because they are two people fused into one, it means that their head is on fire! So please get help for them!

Anyway I am not J-bolt and do not touch men or set my head on fire.

[stealthwise]

AARCH! This place is so fonfusing most of the time for thinking people, but I think I understand it now thank you for explaining instead of being a JUDGEMENTALY PERSON sk77677!

PS TO BASH FORUM: I just got my internet working right again bash forum and I am NOT j-bolt because I have no ability to draw unlike j-bolt who does, which means we are not the same person! ALSO FIY real life is not like comic books and two people cannot be one person. When firestormer the nucleus man has two men turn into one man with his head on fire, that does not mean that two men can touch each other and turn into one man with their head on fire in real life. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCE: If you see someone with their head on fire it is not because they are two people fused into one, it means that their head is on fire! So please get help for them!

Anyway I am not J-bolt and do not touch men or set my head on fire.

LOL

Like, seriously, LOL

Howy, this post at least has got to make the next digest.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

... Wait...

Not to derail a thread, nor take a combative tone, but..

I absolutely, fundamentally, deeply disagree with this statement.

Talented people deserve to be treated 'better' than normal people?!?!

Yes because that makes it better. Take Galileo. When he thought about how gravity works and looked at stars, he was being better than normal people who just thought, hey, who cares about gravity or stars? When he later started worshipping the devil then the church should've said, "hey it's okay to worship the devil that's your thing and we don't care and we won't lock you up." If we, and by we I mean human people, had just said it's okay for Galileo to worship the devil instead of locking him up then rockets would've been around sooner, by like a few hundred years most likely if you think about it. I'd rather have rockets now.

Although, this is hard for me because I don't think that liberals should be allowed to worship the devil ALTHOUGH I'd be more okay with liberal devil worship in the media if it was for something useful like satellite lasers or something. TOTALLY OFFTOPIC: Hey democrat party, why not use liberal holywood to think up better guns instead of making movies like Garfield?

Anyway, that's why normal people shouldn't get treated as well as talented people. I am not certain if the devil worship thing is totally true but my brain/instincts tell me it probably is so there it is.

[sk716]

AARCH! This place is so fonfusing most of the time for thinking people, but I think I understand it now thank you for explaining instead of being a JUDGEMENTALY PERSON sk77677!

PS TO BASH FORUM: I just got my internet working right again bash forum and I am NOT j-bolt because I have no ability to draw unlike j-bolt who does, which means we are not the same person! ALSO FIY real life is not like comic books and two people cannot be one person. When firestormer the nucleus man has two men turn into one man with his head on fire, that does not mean that two men can touch each other and turn into one man with their head on fire in real life. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCE: If you see someone with their head on fire it is not because they are two people fused into one, it means that their head is on fire! So please get help for them!

Anyway I am not J-bolt and do not touch men or set my head on fire.

Wait, so are you now saying that Gail isn't a cabal?

[Yonar]

Yes because that makes it better. Take Galileo. When he thought about how gravity works and looked at stars, he was being better than normal people who just thought, hey, who cares about gravity or stars? When he later started worshipping the devil then the church should've said, "hey it's okay to worship the devil that's your thing and we don't care and we won't lock you up." If we, and by we I mean human people, had just said it's okay for Galileo to worship the devil instead of locking him up then rockets would've been around sooner, by like a few hundred years most likely if you think about it. I'd rather have rockets now.

Although, this is hard for me because I don't think that liberals should be allowed to worship the devil ALTHOUGH I'd be more okay with liberal devil worship in the media if it was for something useful like satellite lasers or something. TOTALLY OFFTOPIC: Hey democrat party, why not use liberal holywood to think up better guns instead of making movies like Garfield?

Anyway, that's why normal people shouldn't get treated as well as talented people. I am not certain if the devil worship thing is totally true but my brain/instincts tell me it probably is so there it is.

Dear god, he can't be real.

This has to be a joke.

[sk716]

Dear god, he can't be real.

This has to be a joke.

If you go back and read through this thread from the beginning, all of this has been gone over before. It really has.

Also, there is a lot of funny stuff back there.

[Yonar]

If you go back and read through this thread from the beginning, all of this has been gone over before. It really has.

Also, there is a lot of funny stuff back there.

I claim ADD and drama intollerance. ;)

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Dear god, he can't be real.

This has to be a joke.

I take comics and devil worship very seriously. I also tyhpe as fast as I am thinking up things anad ALSO, editing is my JOB so please nobody get on my case for not wanting to work when I am on the bash forum. jeez.

And I think it's a pretty serious thing that Galigleo was worshipping the devil like liberals. And also it is sad that liberals cannot seem to build anything like a rocket or science UNLIKE other people who did. My life is not a joke and neither is worshipping the devil which is something that should not happen UNLESS it is for something good at the same time like in Galileo times.

[sk716]

I claim ADD and drama intollerance. ;)

Start around here

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=126889#post126889

and read a few pages of greatness.

[howyadoin]

Talented pepople deserve to be treated better than normal peopleWhat's that got to do with J-Bolt?

[Gail Simone]

Did anyone else get a horrid headache trying to read Jim's craptacular post?

Good GOD he has no English skills.

Gail

[PatrickG]

I still think Dwight is Gail. Or Andy Kaufman.

[MacQuarrie]

Welcome back Dwight.



Please leave again.

Dwight is awesome. Even though he likes J-Bolt, he's way cool, and I will back him up 100%. He was one of the very first contributors to submit to Monkey Spit.

[MacQuarrie]

Vlahos? Makes you wonder what Dwight's first language is - Czech maybe? The syntax is too garbled for a Romance language or German. This second post almost makes sense.

Vlahos is a greek name, but his father's family has been here since the 1890s. His mom is DAR stock. We compared notes at SDCC a few years ago while loitering at the bar one night.

[MacQuarrie]

I still think Dwight is Gail. Or Andy Kaufman.

No, Dwight is Dwight.

You know the best thing about him? He talks exactly like he writes.

Dwight! Are you coming to SDCC again this year?

[Guapo Méndez]

Well, all of his sales really. Now the only person in line to get his comic or see his movie will be OMAR.

Indeed.
He lost the latino market years ago when I decided not to buy his comics. (what comics?)

[Snoop-Bolt]

Indeed.
He lost the latino market years ago when I decided not to buy his comics. (what comics?)
Count the 'hood out as well. What kind of hustler burns bridges for free work? He gives tha LBC a bad name, f'reals.

[Crowley]

at least J-bolt has finally found love:
Quote by: JsLady

I would love to know what J-Bolt has planned for the future.
Will the comic book and movie be coming out this year?
What about your personal life? Anything new and exciting?
Do tell.....inquiring minds want to know! How about a clue?

I love the new Wolff and Marinna pics! They look awesome!
I can't wait to see new pics of your other characters!

Always your biggest fan! Big Grin


Well, "biggest fan"...
Actually, the film won't be coming to theaters this year as pre-production is almost completed and it will take a good deal of time for production, post-production and promotion. With that in mind, when it is released, we're working on making it as close to a Valentine's Day release as possible.
As for my personal life, I've met a great lady, whereas a brilliant romance is ensuing. Is that personal, new and exciting enough for ya'? Thanks for the "inquiring."
I'm glad you like the new Wolff and Marinna graphics. As I've announced in the news section of the site, they'll be appearing on merchandise in the LBE Online Store soon. Be sure to keep an eye out for that.
We're always adding new graphics of other characters and have really stepped up timelines on doing so, as you've seen in 2007's updating. Currently, we're also working on a new poster that contains every, single, one of our characters on it so that you can have a humongous reference to all the LBE long-underwear-wearing talent.
Glad to have you as a fan and anxious to keep hearing back from you.
J-Bolt

[Crowley]

http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/d/d_1stmassmaker1988.jpg

All of J-bolt's creations were apparently in 1988... his newest creation is dated 1994.

[Crowley]

this needs to return:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/goofy%20crap/Jboltromance.jpg

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Count the 'hood out as well. What kind of hustler burns bridges for free work? He gives tha LBC a bad name, f'reals.

Ok now who is this ? Because I just spit my pop out laughin so hard. See J-Bolt your losin the West Coast , Dr.Dre hood readership as well. HOLLA.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

No, Dwight is Dwight.

You know the best thing about him? He talks exactly like he writes.

Dwight! Are you coming to SDCC again this year?

Thank you much MacQuarrie. Oh, and Bash Forum, after the copious amounts of many negative comments, I decided that it was prudent to take at least three passes at this before letting it get posted. If the reason is not obvious, I will make it plain: it takes too much energy to defend against the negative minds of others that express themselves. This is not just BELIEF it is called a FACT which means that it is beyond TRUTH, and not just because I believe in it.

As for SDCC, I am not sure. Since Ilsa has come back to her place in my current housing situation, she's been using her 'woman ways' to get me focused less on the comics and more on the business. I MAY be able to swing a visit if I can convince her that there are people there who are interested in in making a couple-extra of thousand dollars a month working 8 to 10 hours a week. Between that and the opportunity to bring editorial skills to those that need them desperately soon, it may be a possible outcome, but we'll have to see.

How about you? Maybe you can help me, I'm in the process of helping Ilsa expand the business in the area known as the internet and I'm looking for um... go-getter types. Do you KNOW or THINK YOU KNOW anybody like that who may be at the SDCC this year?

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[TomStillwell]

http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/disp/d/d_1stmassmaker1988.jpg

All of J-bolt's creations were apparently in 1988... his newest creation is dated 1994.

That looks like a rejected He-Man character.

Luv-Handlez!!!

[sk716]

Wow, so Matt went over to LBE. Jim is just as delete happy as ever.

Should have got screencaps...

[Matt Doc Martin]

Wow, so Matt went over to LBE. Jim is just as delete happy as ever.

Should have got screencaps...

I just asked if he'd go back to his old site. And if J's Lady worked at a truck stop ever.

[Cam63]

Fisher will be in rant Heaven right now.

[howyadoin]

What's wrong with truck stops? They have pie sometimes.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Fisher will be in rant Heaven right now.

Might as well rant...he can't answer simple questions at all.

It's like a younger, more immature version of Olney.


By deleting my posts, his forum looks even more barren.

[Matt Doc Martin]

What's wrong with truck stops? They have pie sometimes.

That's what I am saying!

[Cam63]

As long as your plate is full, it tastes OK and it passes the stomach bug test, no one complains.

[howyadoin]

As long as your plate is full, it tastes OK and it passes the stomach bug test, no one complains.Being full of fruity goodness is a big selling point, too.

[Papergirl]

Being full of fruity goodness is a big selling point, too.
Well... JB *is* fruity alright...

~Bev

[Cam63]

I think he's more nutty.

[Matt Doc Martin]

Well... JB *is* fruity alright...

~Bev

He is a big star! You respect him...

*snort*

I'm sorry. I can't say that with straight face.

He is a delusional jackass.

[Cam63]

He is a big star! You respect him...

*snort*

I'm sorry. I can't say that with straight face.

He is a delusional jackass.

...With fruit and nuts !

[Rallura]

The fact that Jbolt and JsLady have the same nose has been bugging me for days. Seriously.

[Papergirl]

He is a big star! You respect him...

*snort*

I'm sorry. I can't say that with straight face.

He is a delusional jackass.
You know, if he had produced one single thing in the past 7 years, I might respect him.

MIGHT.

~Bev

[howyadoin]

Well... JB *is* fruity alright...
I think he's more nutty.Hopefully without a creamy topping.

'Cause that's just gross.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Really why are we wasting our time. We already know how this stories gonna go.


1. We all mock and laugh , and yes we'll mock that J-Bolt to our hearts content. And Mock.....and laugh and poke fun at him for weeks here and at his site.

2. He'll never go back to his old site or retract what he said about SK716 . Even though she did all that free work and he buried her in his long winded and confusing diatribe as usual.

3. He'll claim were holdin him down as usual and it'll all go back and forth.


We already know JB's spent 7 to 8 years creating 1 comic. We've shared the laughs. We know the movie talk and have whispered delusional. Why start poking him with a stick so he'll go crazy as usual ? He isn't an Olney as we see. He's just someone who had big dreams and hasn't delivered. Its more pathetic than evil.

[Snoop-Bolt]

Ok now who is this ? Because I just spit my pop out laughin so hard. See J-Bolt your losin the West Coast , Dr.Dre hood readership as well. HOLLA.
On the real, I've been following this shizzle since back in the dizzle. Remember them days when Rena Mero was supposed to be Bombshell? J-Bolt's been trippin' my crip-walk since then.

These days I've decided to give up the rap game and make comics and movies. My character Bombshizzle is a lebian with an ominous booty. Shorties be saying that it's gonna win an Oscar and a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award, believe that.

[Kyuubi]

Who's Dwight?













I AM!




ZOOMBABOOM BABIES!


not really

[Tobias March]

I don't get it. People come on, insult everyone, then start shouting this is a forum of Bashers?

I just don't understand the logic there.

[Kyuubi]

What's a logic?

[Tobias March]

What's a logic?

It's a hairless rodent that lives on woodchip.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

On the real, I've been following this shizzle since back in the dizzle. Remember them days when Rena Mero was supposed to be Bombshell? J-Bolt's been trippin' my crip-walk since then.

These days I've decided to give up the rap game and make comics and movies. My character Bombshizzle is a lebian with an ominous booty. Shorties be saying that it's gonna win an Oscar and a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award, believe that.

Damn straight . Well there be some mary-jane in this ? Because if there is I wanna drop by with some fly honeys and we can drop it like its hot.

[Cam63]

What's a logic?

That's a sick looking log.

[TomStillwell]

The fact that Jbolt and JsLady have the same nose has been bugging me for days. Seriously.

Either it's his sister or himself in drag. Either way, I bet there's some hot lovin' going on at the J-Bolt Casa.

[MacQuarrie]

Might as well rant...he can't answer simple questions at all.

It's like a younger, more immature version of Olney.


By deleting my posts, his forum looks even more barren.

See, I don't see it that way. J doesn't actually set out to rip people off; he just never manages to pull off the miracles upon which his schemes tend to depend. He's the king of good intentions.

Olney hires people knowing he can't pay them. He's deliberately dishonest. J-Bolt is unrealistic. Big difference.

[TomStillwell]

See, I don't see it that way. J doesn't actually set out to rip people off; he just never manages to pull off the miracles upon which his schemes tend to depend. He's the king of good intentions.

Olney hires people knowing he can't pay them. He's deliberately dishonest. J-Bolt is unrealistic. Big difference.

J-Bolt: Delusional about the world.

Olney: Delusional about himself.

[Gail Simone]

None of that excuses attacking Shelly.

That's what's pissed me off, and for the last time.

Gail

[TCJohnson]

What pisses me off about Olney is not so much that he is a scam artist...although adds a lot too it, but that he blames everybody else for his mistakes. That is exactly what J-Bolt did with SK...and that really pisses me off.

[TCJohnson]

Actually, I think J-Bolt and Olney are exactly the same.

I don't think Olney starts off wanting to rip people off either. I think he is so delusional that he thinks he is going to be so successful with his books that he is going to be able to pay back all the people who have been loyal to him.

Him and J-Bolt are exactly the same.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

See, I don't see it that way. J doesn't actually set out to rip people off; he just never manages to pull off the miracles upon which his schemes tend to depend. He's the king of good intentions.

Olney hires people knowing he can't pay them. He's deliberately dishonest. J-Bolt is unrealistic. Big difference.

This is more sadly more true than a priest injected with a serum made out of bible juice. I wished that I could keep up with my fan support but it makes it difficult. How do you sperate great art from artists that are not so great? I do love bombshell and the lightinging bolt netnerment stable of caricatures because I could see them easily in a crossover with the one true Deathlok (1985 version, Luther Manning, except no substittues). this has all inspired me to work harder on Ilsa's business and to 'get back in the game' of writing about comics and the entertainments.

If anyone here is interested in learning how you could earn thousands of extra dollars a week in only a few hours, maybe like 8 or 10 a week, then hey, send me a pm or email me when you can and we'll talk about it. sound good?

Zoombaboom Babies!

Dwight R. Vlahos

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Actually, I think J-Bolt and Olney are exactly the same.

I don't think Olney starts off wanting to rip people off either. I think he is so delusional that he thinks he is going to be so successful with his books that he is going to be able to pay back all the people who have been loyal to him.

Him and J-Bolt are exactly the same.

J-Bolts nearly the same. He however stops when he knows he's bitten off too much. When MacQuarrie pushed him on selling movie points on E-Bay he backed down. J-Bolt tries things but he fails since they depart reality so much its unlikely his idea will work.

[Gail Simone]

They both share the same core problem--they want to be Stan Lee, loved by millions, respected by all, famed for their creations. In short, they want to be rock stars, with all the fame, money and groupies that entails. But they don't want to learn to master their instrument. They don't want to work any crap gigs, but go straight to Lalapalooza. They refuse any criticism at all because it threatens their dream/delusion that they're well on their way to being something.

They want to be Steven Spielberg, but they don't want to work to do it. So they're both lazy and their work sucks because they won't perfect their craft.

They think by adopting mannerisms of successful talents, they will become like that talent. It's the same as the tone-deaf weirdos on American Idol who want to be Mariah Carey, but don't want to learn to sing.

They don't do the work. And what little work they do is crappy, Mary-Sue-laden garbage that makes you sick to look at because it's so amateurish and juvenile. J-bolt casts himself as the romantic lead in his pretend movie, Rick Olney deludes himself that ANYONE wants to read a story with his stupid ass in it...that sort of thing is classic narcissism, and they both have enough to amuse therapists for years to come.

They've accomplished nothing, and yet they demand to be respected as if they have. J-bolt in particular has invented a vast pile of non-accomplishments and pretends anyone's ever heard of him outside of being made fun of. Rick Olney takes credit for the work of others, scams everyone around him, and somehow feels that his 'true reputation' is that people like him and ACTUALLY WANT his shitty, amateurish stories.

It's just laziness and foolishness. A rep is earned, not invented.

Gail

[Magneto_X]

Tom:

J-Bolt has an even bigger ego than Olney, IMHO. he just works on a smaller scale and can't hire anybody without paying them. Not sure if he sincerely knows he can't pay for people's time and effort or not.

He's still small fry to Olney, of course.

No matter how many people explain to him not to get ahead of himself and to stop exaggerating his abilities it never seems to truly sink in.

Even Olney never wore a "mask" to stop from being accosted by invisible fans/paparazzi if they "recognised" him.

That kind of behavior is getting into insanity territory. J-Bolt needs a therapist
*yesterday*.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

They both share the same core problem--they want to be Stan Lee, loved by millions, respected by all, famed for their creations. In short, they want to be rock stars, with all the fame, money and groupies that entails. But they don't want to learn to master their instrument. They don't want to work any crap gigs, but go straight to Lalapalooza. They refuse any criticism at all because it threatens their dream/delusion that they're well on their way to being something.

They want to be Steven Spielberg, but they don't want to work to do it. So they're both lazy and their work sucks because they won't perfect their craft.

They think by adopting mannerisms of successful talents, they will become like that talent. It's the same as the tone-deaf weirdos on American Idol who want to be Mariah Carey, but don't want to learn to sing.

They don't do the work. And what little work they do is crappy, Mary-Sue-laden garbage that makes you sick to look at because it's so amateurish and juvenile. J-bolt casts himself as the romantic lead in his pretend movie, Rick Olney deludes himself that ANYONE wants to read a story with his stupid ass in it...that sort of thing is classic narcissism, and they both have enough to amuse therapists for years to come.

They've accomplished nothing, and yet they demand to be respected as if they have. J-bolt in particular has invented a vast pile of non-accomplishments and pretends anyone's ever heard of him outside of being made fun of. Rick Olney takes credit for the work of others, scams everyone around him, and somehow feels that his 'true reputation' is that people like him and ACTUALLY WANT his shitty, amateurish stories.

It's just laziness and foolishness. A rep is earned, not invented.

Gail

Exactly. At any business you can't come in and expect to Main Event or sell out arenas. Read the U2 book ( which is awesome people ). Bono details all the crap gigs and shows they did. How they sucked for months and months. Then they learned and slowly became U2. There are guys who work their way up the ladder. I always loved this promo by Shawn Micheals because its sybomlized how hard he had worked as he came in as a little tag team wrestler and now he had finally became....A STAR.

" I came in here years ago thru the door ( sets up ladder ) .I started to climb the ladder of success as you all didn't give a damn. Step by step , win by win ( slowly climbs up ladder til he sits on top) and finally the Heart Break Kid stands on top of the heap. Top of the ladder as Da Man ! "

J-Bolt and Olney want all the awards and prestige but haven't done anything to earn it. Pay your dues gentlemen. Pay your fuckin dues.

( ohh yeah heres a link in case someone wants to see who Shawn Micheals is )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLzJJRcCA8I

[Captain_Video]

Exactly. At any business you can't come in and expect to Main Event or sell out arenas. Read the U2 book ( which is awesome people ). Bono details all the crap gigs and shows they did. How they sucked for months and months. Then they learned and slowly became U2. There are guys who work their way up the ladder. I always loved this promo by Shawn Micheals because its sybomlized how hard he had worked as he came in as a little tag team wrestler and now he had finally became....A STAR.

" I came in here years ago thru the door ( sets up ladder ) .I started to climb the ladder of success as you all didn't give a damn. Step by step , win by win ( slowly climbs up ladder til he sits on top) and finally the Heart Break Kid stands on top of the heap. Top of the ladder as Da Man ! "

J-Bolt and Olney want all the awards and prestige but haven't done anything to earn it. Pay your dues gentlemen. Pay your fuckin dues.


It seems to me sort of irrelevant in regard to working the way up the later.

Because you can't start working your way up and till you have done SOME work.

J-Bolt has to do the work, it is inescapable, he is being cruel and nasty in the face of selfless help, often undeserved help, because he is an internet curiousity.

There are hundreds of people out there, even on these boards, scraping the money together to make something, trying desperately hard, these people who have done some work...in some ways I can sympathise as he is basically a guy with a dream, but he has to do something eventually.

The Never Ending board for instance is full of talented people, with very small numbers of people reading the posts, yet this guy has generated interest for good or ill and he is squandering it with no product, no nothing.

He is not the Ed Wood of comics, Ed Wood made movies eventually, until he does something he is not worth the time or effort, of insulting or riling up.

Maybe if he did the work he could someday be a well known comics figure, who knows ? anything in life is possible with determination...the best thing a thread like this brings is inspiration to make sure I/you follow through, so I/you don't ever turn into someone selling vapourware with hyperbole.

[Snoop-Bolt]

Exactly. At any business you can't come in and expect to Main Event or sell out arenas. Read the U2 book ( which is awesome people ). Bono details all the crap gigs and shows they did. How they sucked for months and months. Then they learned and slowly became U2. There are guys who work their way up the ladder. I always loved this promo by Shawn Micheals because its sybomlized how hard he had worked as he came in as a little tag team wrestler and now he had finally became....A STAR.

" I came in here years ago thru the door ( sets up ladder ) .I started to climb the ladder of success as you all didn't give a damn. Step by step , win by win ( slowly climbs up ladder til he sits on top) and finally the Heart Break Kid stands on top of the heap. Top of the ladder as Da Man ! "

J-Bolt and Olney want all the awards and prestige but haven't done anything to earn it. Pay your dues gentlemen. Pay your fuckin dues.

( ohh yeah heres a link in case someone wants to see who Shawn Micheals is )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLzJJRcCA8I
Maybe J-bolt is hoping to benefit from some Montreal Screwjob type situation?

[howyadoin]

bible juiceCommunion wine?

the one true Deathlok (1985 version, Luther Manning, except no substittues).Um, try 1975.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Communion wine?

Um, try 1975.

SIGH. I do not understand the comments, but 1985 is the year from which Deathlok sprang. He then travelled back to 1974, in an ironic twist of time travel, that propelled the rest ofhis (aka Luther Manning the one true Deathlok) amazing, pre-loss of brain adventures which started with Astonishing Tales number tewentyfive. As a matter of factual truth, had Marvel not mucked around with the Deathlok continuity they could have revived the character in the actual 1985 in some potentially lucrative crossovers with that OTHER 1985 time travel adventure movies Back to the Futures 1, 2 and number 3. Which is a shame but which shows how badly Marvel has consistantly managed their products in many ways since then. I recently talked about this very topic on my "blog". *see People who are not morons understand that Continuity Creates Opportunity at the previously mentioned "blog" for referential to this very topic discussed here and also there*

Also, it is unlikely that distilling the Holy Bible into a juice would make it wine. It was meant to be a metaphor for something that is really good for a HUMAN soul, like helping people to be smarter by offering good thoughts. communion wine is NOT, repeat NOT, made from distilled bibles.

[Yonar]

Also, it is unlikely that distilling the Holy Bible into a juice would make it wine. It was meant to be a metaphor for something that is really good for a hukman soul, like helping people to be smarter by offering good thoughts. communion wine is NOT, repeat NOT, made from distilled bibles.

Yeah, everyone knows Communion Wine is made from Communions.

Where can I buy me one of those hukman souls?

[Guapo Méndez]

***taps his English-Spanish translator***

It *was* working earlier...

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Yeah, everyone knows Communion Wine is made from Communions.

Where can I buy me one of those hukman souls?

BIG SIGH! OBVIOUSLY it ws supposed to be HUMAN souls but I have fixed it in the above so thank you for the catch. Unless hukman is a bash forum 'inside joke' in which case, haha on me again bash forum.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Maybe J-bolt is hoping to benefit from some Montreal Screwjob type situation?

Would Lady Bolt be his Vince McMahon perhaps ? :p

[TomStillwell]

They both share the same core problem--they want to be Stan Lee, loved by millions, respected by all, famed for their creations. In short, they want to be rock stars, with all the fame, money and groupies that entails. But they don't want to learn to master their instrument. They don't want to work any crap gigs, but go straight to Lalapalooza. They refuse any criticism at all because it threatens their dream/delusion that they're well on their way to being something.

They want to be Steven Spielberg, but they don't want to work to do it. So they're both lazy and their work sucks because they won't perfect their craft.

They think by adopting mannerisms of successful talents, they will become like that talent. It's the same as the tone-deaf weirdos on American Idol who want to be Mariah Carey, but don't want to learn to sing.

They don't do the work. And what little work they do is crappy, Mary-Sue-laden garbage that makes you sick to look at because it's so amateurish and juvenile. J-bolt casts himself as the romantic lead in his pretend movie, Rick Olney deludes himself that ANYONE wants to read a story with his stupid ass in it...that sort of thing is classic narcissism, and they both have enough to amuse therapists for years to come.

They've accomplished nothing, and yet they demand to be respected as if they have. J-bolt in particular has invented a vast pile of non-accomplishments and pretends anyone's ever heard of him outside of being made fun of. Rick Olney takes credit for the work of others, scams everyone around him, and somehow feels that his 'true reputation' is that people like him and ACTUALLY WANT his shitty, amateurish stories.

It's just laziness and foolishness. A rep is earned, not invented.

Gail

That's my biggest problem with J-Bolt.

Today I really looked through the site Shelly made for him. As nice as the site looks I was struck how it's a whole lot of nothing.

Check out the Store, despite supposedly having a couple divisions of his "company" for merchandising, all there is available is a crummy stamp from Cafepress.

Take a look under Company and you get long listing of stuff that does its darnest to be impressive but again, it is nothing. From 1987 on he's done nothing.

This was the most telling statement to me:

Following the first pieces of publicity, he became the youngest new comic book publisher to attend numerous autograph signings, not to mention the fact that he did so, not even having yet published the first issue.

You don't become a publisher by making a claim. You become a publisher by publishing. Twenty years ago he claimed to be a publisher and he's still yet to publish a damn thing.

That's pretty insulting to anyone who has had a dream to publish comics and gave it their all. Some succeeded, some failed...nearly all worked themselves to the bone. Whether it's running off B&W mini-comics at Kinkos or starting up a company like Devil's Due, these people are working to make it happen.

You can't sit back for decades telling people what you are going to do while also demanding accolades for those unrealized deeds.

You sure as hell don't treat people who help out of the goodness of their hearts as underlings.

Twenty years...man, if I had started doing this twenty years ago...

[sk716]

...

Twenty years...man, if I had started doing this twenty years ago...

Tom, in the last two years, you've accomplished more than Fisher will in his lifetime.

[Matt Doc Martin]

JBolt: It is official. You are a Grade A jackass. And if I ever have the misfortune to see you in person, I will make it a point to tell you it in person.

[howyadoin]

SIGH. I do not understand the comments, but 1985 is the year from which Deathlok sprang. He then travelled back to 1974, in an ironic twist of time travel, that propelled the rest ofhis (aka Luther Manning the one true Deathlok) amazing, pre-loss of brain adventures which started with Astonishing Tales number tewentyfive.Ah, I gotcha now. I thought you meant the first comic came out in '85.

Also, it is unlikely that distilling the Holy Bible into a juice would make it wine.Of course not. Distilling would make it hard liquor. Fermenting would make it wine.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Ah, I gotcha now. I thought you meant the first comic came out in '85.

Of course not. Distilling would make it hard liquor. Fermenting would make it wine.

the key point being that holy juice makes better humans, if by juice it is understood we mean goodness for the HUMAN soul. But I am pretty certain that it is not a good idea to fermenting a bible or a good idea to distilling it either, but drinking metaphoric holy juice does make for better human people!

[Matt Doc Martin]

The fact that Jbolt and JsLady have the same nose has been bugging me for days. Seriously.

I found her Adam's Apple and lack of anything resembling a sense of self more disturbing.

[Rallura]

Also, ok, also, there are eleven hair salons in Pahrump, and over 2000 more in Vegas.

Just so you all know.

[OMAR]

I found her Adam's Apple and lack of anything resembling a sense of self more disturbing.

There's no call for such crude personal insults, certainly not at Jo's expense.

[Rallura]

There's no call for such crude personal insults, certainly not at Jo's expense.

Pardon me, but he didn't start it, I did.

And I still insist their noses are the same.

[PatrickG]

They both share the same core problem--they want to be Stan Lee, loved by millions, respected by all, famed for their creations. In short, they want to be rock stars, with all the fame, money and groupies that entails. But they don't want to learn to master their instrument. They don't want to work any crap gigs, but go straight to Lalapalooza. They refuse any criticism at all because it threatens their dream/delusion that they're well on their way to being something.

They want to be Steven Spielberg, but they don't want to work to do it. So they're both lazy and their work sucks because they won't perfect their craft.

They think by adopting mannerisms of successful talents, they will become like that talent. It's the same as the tone-deaf weirdos on American Idol who want to be Mariah Carey, but don't want to learn to sing.

They don't do the work. And what little work they do is crappy, Mary-Sue-laden garbage that makes you sick to look at because it's so amateurish and juvenile. J-bolt casts himself as the romantic lead in his pretend movie, Rick Olney deludes himself that ANYONE wants to read a story with his stupid ass in it...that sort of thing is classic narcissism, and they both have enough to amuse therapists for years to come.

They've accomplished nothing, and yet they demand to be respected as if they have. J-bolt in particular has invented a vast pile of non-accomplishments and pretends anyone's ever heard of him outside of being made fun of. Rick Olney takes credit for the work of others, scams everyone around him, and somehow feels that his 'true reputation' is that people like him and ACTUALLY WANT his shitty, amateurish stories.

It's just laziness and foolishness. A rep is earned, not invented.

Gail

Thing is, I've seen Stan Lee beyond the mask in interviews and in person. I had the pleasure of shaking his hand.

The persona he does is tongue-in-cheek. He's a down to earth guy who probably sits around in a bathrobe waiting for his coffee to brew in the morning.

He's charming and a little bit self-effacing. He's a quiet guy who gets LOUD as part of a routine.

Grant Morrison takes the role of hype man a bit more to heart but he's also a quiet, conscientious guy on some level. He's a low talker who loves animals and wishes that people wouldn't nuke eachother.

Olney and J-Bolt try to make a fire where there's no heat. And while I may be alone in this, I wouldn't fault them for releasing one book once every two years and hyping the dickens out of it.

But have some humanity, some humility, some charm. In my book, if you're a nice guy who makes an effort to pay his debts, go ahead and keep your head in the clouds. But show some perspective and show some empathy for other people along the way.

It IS interesting that you mention Spielberg, Gail.

This article (http://www.snopes.com/movies/other/spielberg.asp) is worth reading regarding Spielberg's penchant for con artistry and embellishment.

Nothing wrong with a little flash and dazzle... But really talented showfolk make mundane things sound extraordinary and difficult or mundane things sound fun and easy.

Olney and Fisher try too hard to make extraordinary things sound like mundane parts of their lives and they both tend to make easy things sound difficult.

A good showman doesn't try to convince you that what they're doing is difficult. A good showman does something difficult and then convinces you it's easy.

[TomStillwell]

Thing is, I've seen Stan Lee beyond the mask in interviews and in person. I had the pleasure of shaking his hand.

The persona he does is tongue-in-cheek. He's a down to earth guy who probably sits around in a bathrobe waiting for his coffee to brew in the morning.

He's charming and a little bit self-effacing. He's a quiet guy who gets LOUD as part of a routine.

Grant Morrison takes the role of hype man a bit more to heart but he's also a quiet, conscientious guy on some level. He's a low talker who loves animals and wishes that people wouldn't nuke eachother.

Olney and J-Bolt try to make a fire where there's no heat. And while I may be alone in this, I wouldn't fault them for releasing one book once every two years and hyping the dickens out of it.

But have some humanity, some humility, some charm. In my book, if you're a nice guy who makes an effort to pay his debts, go ahead and keep your head in the clouds. But show some perspective and show some empathy for other people along the way.

It IS interesting that you mention Spielberg, Gail.

This article (http://www.snopes.com/movies/other/spielberg.asp) is worth reading regarding Spielberg's penchant for con artistry and embellishment.

Nothing wrong with a little flash and dazzle... But really talented showfolk make mundane things sound extraordinary and difficult or mundane things sound fun and easy.

Olney and Fisher try too hard to make extraordinary things sound like mundane parts of their lives and they both tend to make easy things sound difficult.

A good showman doesn't try to convince you that what they're doing is difficult. A good showman does something difficult and then convinces you it's easy.

Well said, Pat.

Hype all you want when you make something. You've earned that right.

Don't expect laurel wreaths when you've never run a race.

[Matt Doc Martin]

There's no call for such crude personal insults, certainly not at Jo's expense.

She calls herself "J'
s Lady" All she does is fawn after him. She has NO sense of self. She has no thing resembling a life if her own. She is like a puppet.

[TomStillwell]

I came across this on Comics Worth Reading today. J, you need to read it.

http://comicsworthreading.com/stupid-publisher-tricks/

[MacQuarrie]

J-Bolts nearly the same. He however stops when he knows he's bitten off too much. When MacQuarrie pushed him on selling movie points on E-Bay he backed down. J-Bolt tries things but he fails since they depart reality so much its unlikely his idea will work.

It was F. Chong Rutherford who really nailed that point. As an independent filmmaker, F-Dot knows a lot more about how movies are financed than I do. Anything I said was just repeating him. Credit where it's due.

Here's F-Dot's site: http://www.mobileditty.com/

[MacQuarrie]

You can't sit back for decades telling people what you are going to do while also demanding accolades for those unrealized deeds.
My kids are sick of hearing it: "Don't brag about what you're going to do. Do what you're going to do, then brag about what you did."

It's really that simple.

[Crowley]

J-bolt's creativity is stunning:
http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/orig/3/3_1stcopyright.jpg

Wolff, Stretch, Laser... he really put effort into the names!

best part though:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/boltboard1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/boltboard2.png

HEATHER'S BACK!!!!

[Matt Doc Martin]

J-bolt's creativity is stunning:
http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/orig/3/3_1stcopyright.jpg

Wolff, Stretch, Laser... he really put effort into the names!

best part though:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/boltboard1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/boltboard2.png

HEATHER'S BACK!!!!

I see no pictures...

[TomStillwell]

J-bolt's creativity is stunning:
http://www.lightningboltentertainment.com/mediagallery/mediaobjects/orig/3/3_1stcopyright.jpg

Wolff, Stretch, Laser... he really put effort into the names!

best part though:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/boltboard1.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/brianjcrowley/boltboard2.png

HEATHER'S BACK!!!!

Lignthing Bolt Comics: Where twelve out of fifteen characters wear helmets!

[Matt Doc Martin]

Lignthing Bolt Comics: Where twelve out of fifteen characters wear helmets!

You see pictures? I see only Photobucket bandwidth exceeded

[TomStillwell]

You see pictures? I see only Photobucket bandwidth exceeded

That's probably more interesting.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

That's probably more interesting.

How dare you knock that mejestic creation known as WOLFF ! ;)

[Matt Doc Martin]

That's probably more interesting.

yet I still feel left out.

[Papergirl]

yet I still feel left out.
Don't. You're not missing much.

Trust me.

~Bev

[TomStillwell]

How dare you knock that mejestic creation known as WOLFF ! ;)

The experimental wolf blood gave him silver dollar-sized nipples.

[Crowley]

How dare you knock that mejestic creation known as WOLFF ! ;)

Yeah if you're thirteen!

I have to say... it's a bit ironic that J-bolt has Shanghaied his site from us... considering what we pulled on him with J-Bolted... god that was awesome!

bet we could do it again!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Yeah if you're thirteen!

I have to say... it's a bit ironic that J-bolt has Shanghaied his site from us... considering what we pulled on him with J-Bolted... god that was awesome!

bet we could do it again!

Just because he has the site changed with passwords and all doesn't mean sk716 wasn't smart enough to know her way back in. He should know that since she put it togethor. :evilsmile

[Crowley]

yeah, I know that how I'm able to access "members only" sections...

his website will be coming down real soon... :evilsmile

[Linkara]

I'm confused even after reading some of the beginning pages... Who is this mysterious J-Bolt?

[TomStillwell]

Long story short: Big talk, no do.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I'm confused even after reading some of the beginning pages... Who is this mysterious J-Bolt?

A Legend who if ya squint your eyes , cock your head you can see his brief 2 second cameo in Rat Race ! He also is someone who owns a site and promotes an invisable line of non-existant comics . He's done it the past 7 years by the way. :)

[Linkara]

...Did he at least have pictures of his nonexistant comics? 'Cause I could make up a whole bunch of fake comics but at least have some sort of artwork to entice people into believing they existed.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

...Did he at least have pictures of his nonexistant comics? 'Cause I could make up a whole bunch of fake comics but at least have some sort of artwork to entice people into believing they existed.

He had an ashcan where it was pure comedy. The idea of Draco had merit as a demon gets sentenced to share his soul/body with a man on Earth. But J-Bolt drew him like Fat Elvis and it looks silly. Had he put more thought and didn't try and put the fat demon into a jumpsuit/costume it could work.

Wolff is one where everyone laughed.....and laughed......and laughed.

Someone odds are will link the ashcan soon so you can read it.

[Cam63]

I'm confused even after reading some of the beginning pages... Who is this mysterious J-Bolt?

Just another deluded wanker who thinks he's achieved something after he's done sweet fuck all.

[Gail Simone]

Jeez, half these crappy names already exist in comics.

Electro, Bolt, Lightray, Wingfoot, etc. etc.

Yipes.

Gail

[Cam63]

Jeez, half these crappy names already exist in comics.

Electro, Bolt, Lightray, Wingfoot, etc. etc.

Yipes.

Gail

...Nutjob, Tool Case, Road Kill, Numb Nuts, Bottom Feeder, Dead Beat, Fuck Knuckle, Gutless Wonder...

*Waves Hi to Reek and Jimbo*

[TCJohnson]

Plot:
Having been naturally endowed with ominous beauty, Jen Layton lived her life, in Tombell, Nevada, endlessly searching for respect and a love that would want to know her as a person...not just some blond bombshell. Jen works throughout her young life surpassing the expectations of those around her with superior drive for intellect and accomodations which end up in a respected position as a chemical scientist for one of the country's leading chemical research facilities, as an adult. This leads to even more ridicule and jealousy from her peers with the lone support of her best friends, Francie and Ronny. In an exhausted effort to prove her worth to those who look down upon her, Jen experiences a fateful accident which mutates her system into that of an explosive femme fatale, while finding that there was a real love with her all along, beyond her notice. The accident results in a detrimental "condition." Jen feels that all is lost as everything she's ever loved and worked for is blown away. Now its time that she shows everyone just how much of a "BombShell" she is. Can her family, friends, law enforcement, or even a new aquakinetic hero named Marinna, who was also mutated, stop BombShell's explosive rampage? You'll be surprised of the outcome.

CAST (with Letter Of Intent/Commitment or with contracts):
BombShell/Jen Layton - TBA

Marinna - TBA

Police Captain Jim Thomas - Jackson Bostwick

Police Negotiator Guy Ito - TBA

Dr. James Creel - Adam West

Officer Ferrante - Rusty Meyers

Officer Minton - Eric Randall

Officer Danks - Frank Marino

Johnny Malcolm - J-Bolt

Other cast members are currently being negotiated



I am sorry, I just love reading this. It is priceless.

It is cruelty to the common comma.

[Cam63]

It's truly ominous bad writing.

Imagine if Jimbo, Olney and Dwight got together to work on a project.

[Sally Sensational]

It's truly ominous bad writing.

Imagine if Jimbo, Olney and Dwight got together to work on a project.

Dwight's got more sense than that.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Dwight's got more sense than that.


Yeah Dwight seemingly exists on planet Earth.

[PatrickG]

I am sorry, I just love reading this. It is priceless.

It is cruelty to the common comma.

Wow.

I never noticed the "Aquakinetic" bit. I like that word.

Fire vs. Water is awfully damned cliched.

But I like the term "aquakinetic". Has a ring to it, if not terribly original.

I really want to go for some interesting superpowers with some costumed heroes. My bit I've been discussing with Samurai (I lost everything in my computer crash a week or two ago) includes characters with Ice Cream Vision, Matter Swimming and Pandanthropy.

Give me a character with a dorky, oddball power over something "impressive" any day...

[Sally Sensational]

Quick question: What constitutes "ominous beauty"?

[the4thpip]

Quick question: What constitutes "ominous beauty"?

Lauren Bacall?

[PatrickG]

Quick question: What constitutes "ominous beauty"?

People have been poking fun at that forever.

I actually LIKE the phrase but think it's ill appropriated for a bad girl character like Bombshell.

It has a synaesthesic quality that I find appealing.

Like "molten purple death" or "confetti grenade" or "prehistoric sentient singularity" or "7 billion years of twisted intelligent design".

What was the line about Lex Luthor from WORLD'S FUNNEST? "Twisted bald genius".

I LOVE phrases like that.

[Linkara]

I've considered a character who basically has all his martial arts moves timed to music, so he basically listens to a song performs an entire structure of attack and defense based on the song. It's a difficult thing to make work in a comic, but it might work for TV.

[MacQuarrie]

Quick question: What constitutes "ominous beauty"?
He was going for something more like preternatural or unsettling; as he described it to me, there are some people who are so beautiful that seeing them in almost unnerving. I get waht he's talking about, but ominous carries with it the implication of impending evil or doom, being drawn from omen.

[Dwight R. Vlahos]

Dwight's got more sense than that.

I just don't think I would be a good fit for his talents. I am only recently again gaining an appreciating for underwear heroes (which is what j-bolt is wasting his vast art talents on) so I'd probably be way too political for the work which would hurt it's commercial appeal. Although, those types of comics are easy enough to write--except the big problem is that his flagship (or 'lead' character for anyone confused by pro terms) is a woman. Frankly, men do not write women well, so that's an even bigger strike against me doing that.

Plus it seems like there might have been some tomfooling with sk747 on her website work. I'd love to be aqble to work a gig for free for the chance to work with a talented artist, but that just doesn't cut the cheese when you need to bring home the mustard. If he would consider doing something more hard sci-fi like I'm into--or something that is only strictly for commercial purposes--or something that had real men and women characters I could understand, then I'd probably find a way to schedule in time to work on something with him. Talent is drawn to talent after all like moths to old clothes!

[Mike Smash!]

Plus it seems like there might have been some tomfooling with sk747 on her website work.I'd love to be aqble to work a gig for free for the chance to work with a talented artist,

I'm sure she would as well.

but that just doesn't cut the cheese when you need to bring home the mustard.

This is the most convoluted metaphor I've ever seen. I mean, c'mon.. the English language ain't rocket surgery, ya know!

[Yonar]

I've considered a character who basically has all his martial arts moves timed to music, so he basically listens to a song performs an entire structure of attack and defense based on the song. It's a difficult thing to make work in a comic, but it might work for TV.

RPG Note:

The great game, 7th sea, has a swordsmanship school much like this, where the practitioners study the movements of their sword school to music. Thus, even when they fight, they follow a 'beat' of a song. In the RPG if you're 'familiar' with a school, you can find weaknesses in them, and that schools weakness is that if someone finds your beat, they can predict your moves. 7th Sea is full of great cinematic fighting styles.

I think it could work for a comic, if approached right. It would require a really dynamic artist though, someone who could make you feel the beat in their pictures.

Also, Capoeria, a brazillian martial art, tends to be 'dance like' and danced to music often.

This has been your RPG and Martial Arts notes, from..

The Shogunate.

[PatrickG]

He was going for something more like preternatural or unsettling; as he described it to me, there are some people who are so beautiful that seeing them in almost unnerving. I get waht he's talking about, but ominous carries with it the implication of impending evil or doom, being drawn from omen.

I'd be scared to use that descriptor for a main character given the burden that puts on the artist.

It's hard for beauty to stay ominous when you see it on every page, potentially with multiple artists.

I thought he was just saying that she was ominous, menacing, evil, foreboding -- and also beautiful.

As in... She's an attractive female, stereotypically beautiful... but she's also an agent of impending death, destruction and doom.

My vision of the Bombshell comic (admittedly perhaps a bit far reaching) was this story where everything builds to this point of meltdown where everyone's lives are ruined, everyone becomes disfigured, Las Vegas blows up -- killing millions and with the world in a state of shock and Bombshell presumed dead, we see her claw her way out of the wreckage with a 1950s sci-fi "The End...?"

It's a horror movie/curse story where people just happen to be super-heroes. I pictured the LBC line as a "horror masquerading as super-heroes" line where anybody with powers becomes a pariah or watches their loved ones die or becomes an avenging angel who butchers stupid, drunk, horny teenagers.

And, in a best case scenario, I envisioned Troma getting the film rights and Peter Jackson and Quentin Tarentino maybe giving one or two of the movies a small push or a blurb.

Horrifically gory "super-hero body genre" tales. A young Caesar Romero aficionado directing.

[Magneto_X]

The idea of Draco had merit as a demon gets sentenced to share his soul/body with a man on Earth.

It does have merit. DC has Etrigan. :D

[Magneto_X]

I am sorry, I just love reading this. It is priceless.

It is cruelty to the common comma.

It reads like an SNL/Mad TV skit.

[Crowley]

the secret origin of THE MASK:

The earliest news agencies started calling the original sunglasses a "mask," when the J-Bolt image started being publicized, since I use them in order to, for all intents and purposes, hide my face/indentity. Therefore, the "mask" name stuck for obvious reasons.
I don't wear the original mask any longer. You're right that the subject was brought up a while back, with the Bashers, and I made everybody aware that I have the new style mask, but I haven't done the new promo head shots yet, showing the new mask, that I've used for about 3 years now.
The original ones were retired and I'm having a display case made for them, as those are the ones that I wore for about 17 years, in all my publicity and even hung from my shirt collar in my cameo on "Rat Race."

[Magneto_X]

I've considered a character who basically has all his martial arts moves timed to music, so he basically listens to a song performs an entire structure of attack and defense based on the song. It's a difficult thing to make work in a comic, but it might work for TV.

Zoolander had breakdance fighting. So it can work on screen.

[Magneto_X]

He was going for something more like preternatural or unsettling; as he described it to me, there are some people who are so beautiful that seeing them in almost unnerving. I get waht he's talking about, but ominous carries with it the implication of impending evil or doom, being drawn from omen.

Maybe he was thinking of Linda Fiorentino's character from The Last Seduction.

Only Bombshell doesn't fit it at all. The character comes across as a slutty, uber-violent WWE woman.

Moonstone from Thunderbolts fits it, too.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Maybe he was thinking of Linda Fiorentino's character from The Last Seduction.

Only Bombshell doesn't fit it at all. The character comes across as a slutty, uber-violent WWE woman.

Moonstone from Thunderbolts fits it, too.

Don't go blastin those hot WWE Divas. Trish Stratus is all woman and then some. I miss her so much. :(

[SUPERECWFAN1]

the secret origin of THE MASK:

Usually when I wear dark shades outside its 2 things.

1. I'm hung over and bright lights kill my eyes.

2. I'm trying to dodge a paternity case ! :p

[Snoop-Bolt]

I am sorry, I just love reading this. It is priceless.

It is cruelty to the common comma.
This sounds a lot like my character Bombshizzle

Having been naturally endowed with an ominous booty, Juicy Licious lived her life, in Long Beach, California, endlessly searching for smoke and a pimp that would want to know her as a person...not just some bomb-diggity bombshizzle. Juicy smokes chronic throughout her young life surpassing the expectations of shorties around her with superior drive for blunts and bling which end up in a hella-scandalous position as a chemical scientist for one of the ghetto's leading chemical research facilities, as an adult. This leads to even more hatin' and salt throwing from her pimps with the lone support of her homegirls, Francizzle and Lil' Ron-Ron. In an exhausted effort to prove that she's the shiznit to the haters, Juicy smokes a fateful blunt which mutates her system into that of a stoned femme fatale, while finding that there was a ghetto-fabulousness with her all along, beyond her notice. The accident results in a detrimental state of being "stoned." Juicy feels that all is lost as everything she's ever smoked and snorted for is blown away. Now its time that she shows the hood just how much of a "BombShizzle" she is. Can her homies, pimps, Dr. Dre, or even a new aquakinizzle hero named Marizzle, who was also stoned, stop BombShizzle's gangsta rampage? You'll be trippin' off the outcome, ya hear?

[Gail Simone]

"Born August 1, 1968, Jim Fisher began drawing comic book characters after watching Adam West & Burt Ward, George Reeves and other TV super heroes, as well as his resulting love of comic books. The desire of wanting to know what the characters were saying in the comic books gave him the inclination to watch PBS educational TV shows and learn to read at the level of a 6th grader before entering Kindergarten. He ended up having a college-level reading level by the middle years of Elementary School, showing the falsehood behind the stereo-type that "comics are only for the illiterate." On top of this, he based his morals after what the heroes taught him from the mags.
By age 16, he had learned most every form of art known and was inducted into the National Achievement Academy books as being one of the top 10% artists in the Country. He formed his first company: Lightning Bolt Comics, with a myriad of characters, on top of creating other characters in comic strip cartooning and was published in numerous newspapers along with other media. With this, he also became known for writing skills, which he applied to creating his new era of comic book stories, papers for the highest composition classes offered, and other short stories with film project concepts.
At 18, every Las Vegas news media and different talk shows began publicizing stories about him as the 'youngest comic book publisher in history,' not yet having self-published. This publicity was satellited Worldwide, which resulted in a huge fanbase; the numbers of which are still unknown. It also resulted in numerous personal appearances where rare original artwork was auctioned off to fans, signed by Fisher.
At the age of 19, he adopted the stage name of J-Bolt and a wardrobe with mono-lens sunglasses, all in his company colors of red & black. This caused the news media to give this new image being that of having a "super hero image of his own." Even though J-Bolt didn't like that campy image, he took it on with open arms in consideration of his younger fans loving it so much, deciding that such a thing could be used to promote positive messages in comic book stories to those same kids.
In the same year, J-Bolt was asked to teach comic book art and cartooning by two community schools and the Community College of Southern Nevada, ranked as the #1 class at the college and generated such famous students as Jason Pearson and David Dace. The classes stayed at the top for 8 years, until he had to temporarily retire due to a knee surgery, which made it difficult for him to teach using his individual student-by-student method, though he missed it greatly.
In 1994, J-Bolt created the character that became #1 amongst LBC fans, BombShell, and shelved the character, not knowing what direction he wanted to take her. He first came up with her, wanting to design the epitome of a stereotype beautiful blond who blows up whatever she impacts, but didn't have any idea of what he could do with her from there.
In 1999, he brought her out of the archives because her design and story became an epiphany to him. This occurred as a result of his own tragedy involving the loss of his father just at the moment of reconciliation from years of estrangement between them. The joy of having his father once again was denied him, exactly one week before Thanksgiving of that year. He also had a veritable cornucopia of other experienced terrible tragedies welled up inside of him, which he compiled to give BombShell her deep story. He felt that everybody and everything he ever loved somehow got blown away from his life, figuratively. With that in mind, he made that analogy literal with BombShell, putting in part of his own psyche, just as he's always been known for doing with all his characters.
He introduced BombShell on his company's first website that year with the resulting fan base overwhelmingly applauding the character, they gave her the nickname: "The Gorgeous Psychotic."
Within a month after her public debut, fans started writing in, suggesting that when he's ready to do his first live-action movie, J-Bolt should do so based on BombShell. Having a similar idea, he took the fan suggestions seriously, immediately writing the brief story plot and successfully pitching it to the star he had in mind for the role, Rena Mero [best known as the wrestler "Sable"]. He wrote the first draft of the screenplay and it began getting rumors from industry professionals as being "Oscar-worthy. " This generated more stars to become a part of the project, with Stewart Raffil to direct.
Deciding to produce the film independently, he brought in Jackson Bostwick [best known as TV's first Captain Marvel in the 70's live-action series, "Shazam!" ] as Co-Producer and male lead in the story.
Other re-writes came about, extending the story, such as adding Marinna as the arch-nemesis in the film (just as in the comic series).
J-Bolt learned every detail of filmmaking through studying, talking with/being mentored by other industry professionals, and playing a cameo role in the film "Rat Race" for the purpose of on-set education.
As a result of the accomplishments he's made in his career and almost single-handedly bringing the BombShell film project to a level that other first time producers find impossible (and even seasoned producers have difficulty doing) J-Bolt was inducted into the history book of Marquis' Who's Who In America for 2005, 2006, and recently being one of the first inductees to be written into the new, even more exclusive, Marquis' Upcoming Leaders Of America for 2007.
Rena Mero was forced to leave the film due to resuming her role as Sable, which doesn't allow her to partake in other projects. Samantha Fox has since anxiously accepted the role with Amy Jo Johnson [best known as the original Pink Mighty Morphin Power Ranger] acquiring the role of Marinna.
The project is at the level of just needing the last $100,000 to finish pre-production, for due-diligence fees. J-Bolt had already invested all of his available funds for the project and an International Investment Firm signed on to fund the production, having approached him with the first guarantee, based on the publicity the film has produced.
Problems came about which resulted in the BombShell film project to have it's IMDb listing temporarily removed, until it completes the pre-production stage. Most of those problems have been resolved, but the IMDb listing for it will wait until that final stage is at hand.
Meanwhile, J-Bolt has a listing on IMDb for his cameo role in "Rat Race."
Fans can visit the LBE Company website listed here as well as the LBE Online Store, for Official LBE merchandise, at http://www.cafepres s.com/lbcmembersstor e. There are also still available copies of the collectors item first hard-print poster, "The Storm," which promotes the release of LBC's renowned title publication, "When Lightning Strikes," featuring J-Bolt's first creation: "Bolt." "

[Gail Simone]

"Anna...
Your loss will be so greatly felt by the lives you touched even by those whom you didn't know. But where you are now, you will not have the same pain you felt here. The only saving grace is that you once again get to hold your son in your arms and never have to let him go. Your daughter will know the blessing she had with you as her mother.
I'm sorry that you were not selected to play the title role in "BombShell," though it was felt that the role was so perfect for you, but you'll always be considered as a bombshell to us all.
We'll miss you greatly, but know that you're always around us.
J-Bolt
President/Producer
Lightning Bolt Productions and subsidiares
www.lightningboltentertainment.com "

[Gail Simone]

Board: Camp Daze (2005)


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I'm anxious to talk with you about working with me on 'BombShell'...
by j-bolt 2 days ago (Fri Feb 9 2007 14:22:12) Ignore this User | Report Abuse

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To Whom It May Concern at Lightning Home Entertainment...
I'd love to talk with you guys about the film my company is producing now, based on our number 1 character, BombShell, done under my very well known company subsidiary, our production company, Lightning Bolt Productions. Please contact me directly as soon as possible, by visiting my company site of lightningboltentertainment.com and e-mailing me at my direct company e-mail address of J-Bolt@lightningboltentertainment.com.
I'm anxious to hear back from you VERY soon, so that we can talk about possibly working together on this project said to be "Oscar-Worthy."
Thanks,
J-Bolt
President/CEO
Lightning Bolt Entertainment family of companies
www.lightningboltentertainment.com


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What the hell is 'Camp Daze?'

[Matt Doc Martin]

What a delusional JACK ASS!

[Sally Sensational]

"Horrendous J-Dolt Bio - Snipped so nobody has to read it again. "

Did Dwight write this?

[sk716]

Did Dwight write this?

No, that's clearly Fishers writing.

[TomStillwell]

"Born August 1, 1968, Jim Fisher began drawing comic book characters after watching Adam West & Burt Ward, George Reeves and other TV super heroes, as well as his resulting love of comic books. The desire of wanting to know what the characters were saying in the comic books gave him the inclination to watch PBS educational TV shows and learn to read at the level of a 6th grader before entering Kindergarten. He ended up having a college-level reading level by the middle years of Elementary School, showing the falsehood behind the stereo-type that "comics are only for the illiterate." On top of this, he based his morals after what the heroes taught him from the mags.
By age 16, he had learned most every form of art known and was inducted into the National Achievement Academy books as being one of the top 10% artists in the Country. He formed his first company: Lightning Bolt Comics, with a myriad of characters, on top of creating other characters in comic strip cartooning and was published in numerous newspapers along with other media. With this, he also became known for writing skills, which he applied to creating his new era of comic book stories, papers for the highest composition classes offered, and other short stories with film project concepts.
At 18, every Las Vegas news media and different talk shows began publicizing stories about him as the 'youngest comic book publisher in history,' not yet having self-published. This publicity was satellited Worldwide, which resulted in a huge fanbase; the numbers of which are still unknown. It also resulted in numerous personal appearances where rare original artwork was auctioned off to fans, signed by Fisher.
At the age of 19, he adopted the stage name of J-Bolt and a wardrobe with mono-lens sunglasses, all in his company colors of red & black. This caused the news media to give this new image being that of having a "super hero image of his own." Even though J-Bolt didn't like that campy image, he took it on with open arms in consideration of his younger fans loving it so much, deciding that such a thing could be used to promote positive messages in comic book stories to those same kids.
In the same year, J-Bolt was asked to teach comic book art and cartooning by two community schools and the Community College of Southern Nevada, ranked as the #1 class at the college and generated such famous students as Jason Pearson and David Dace. The classes stayed at the top for 8 years, until he had to temporarily retire due to a knee surgery, which made it difficult for him to teach using his individual student-by-student method, though he missed it greatly.
In 1994, J-Bolt created the character that became #1 amongst LBC fans, BombShell, and shelved the character, not knowing what direction he wanted to take her. He first came up with her, wanting to design the epitome of a stereotype beautiful blond who blows up whatever she impacts, but didn't have any idea of what he could do with her from there.
In 1999, he brought her out of the archives because her design and story became an epiphany to him. This occurred as a result of his own tragedy involving the loss of his father just at the moment of reconciliation from years of estrangement between them. The joy of having his father once again was denied him, exactly one week before Thanksgiving of that year. He also had a veritable cornucopia of other experienced terrible tragedies welled up inside of him, which he compiled to give BombShell her deep story. He felt that everybody and everything he ever loved somehow got blown away from his life, figuratively. With that in mind, he made that analogy literal with BombShell, putting in part of his own psyche, just as he's always been known for doing with all his characters.
He introduced BombShell on his company's first website that year with the resulting fan base overwhelmingly applauding the character, they gave her the nickname: "The Gorgeous Psychotic."
Within a month after her public debut, fans started writing in, suggesting that when he's ready to do his first live-action movie, J-Bolt should do so based on BombShell. Having a similar idea, he took the fan suggestions seriously, immediately writing the brief story plot and successfully pitching it to the star he had in mind for the role, Rena Mero [best known as the wrestler "Sable"]. He wrote the first draft of the screenplay and it began getting rumors from industry professionals as being "Oscar-worthy. " This generated more stars to become a part of the project, with Stewart Raffil to direct.
Deciding to produce the film independently, he brought in Jackson Bostwick [best known as TV's first Captain Marvel in the 70's live-action series, "Shazam!" ] as Co-Producer and male lead in the story.
Other re-writes came about, extending the story, such as adding Marinna as the arch-nemesis in the film (just as in the comic series).
J-Bolt learned every detail of filmmaking through studying, talking with/being mentored by other industry professionals, and playing a cameo role in the film "Rat Race" for the purpose of on-set education.
As a result of the accomplishments he's made in his career and almost single-handedly bringing the BombShell film project to a level that other first time producers find impossible (and even seasoned producers have difficulty doing) J-Bolt was inducted into the history book of Marquis' Who's Who In America for 2005, 2006, and recently being one of the first inductees to be written into the new, even more exclusive, Marquis' Upcoming Leaders Of America for 2007.
Rena Mero was forced to leave the film due to resuming her role as Sable, which doesn't allow her to partake in other projects. Samantha Fox has since anxiously accepted the role with Amy Jo Johnson [best known as the original Pink Mighty Morphin Power Ranger] acquiring the role of Marinna.
The project is at the level of just needing the last $100,000 to finish pre-production, for due-diligence fees. J-Bolt had already invested all of his available funds for the project and an International Investment Firm signed on to fund the production, having approached him with the first guarantee, based on the publicity the film has produced.
Problems came about which resulted in the BombShell film project to have it's IMDb listing temporarily removed, until it completes the pre-production stage. Most of those problems have been resolved, but the IMDb listing for it will wait until that final stage is at hand.
Meanwhile, J-Bolt has a listing on IMDb for his cameo role in "Rat Race."
Fans can visit the LBE Company website listed here as well as the LBE Online Store, for Official LBE merchandise, at http://www.cafepres s.com/lbcmembersstor e. There are also still available copies of the collectors item first hard-print poster, "The Storm," which promotes the release of LBC's renowned title publication, "When Lightning Strikes," featuring J-Bolt's first creation: "Bolt." "

My brain cells just threw up in their mouths just a little.

[Matt Doc Martin]

My brain cells just threw up in their mouths just a little.

I am still looking for a loaded gun. A .45 slug is the only "Pill" that will cure the headache that bio gave me.

[TCJohnson]

That word...epiphany....I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

[Crowley]

"Anna...
Your loss will be so greatly felt by the lives you touched even by those whom you didn't know. But where you are now, you will not have the same pain you felt here. The only saving grace is that you once again get to hold your son in your arms and never have to let him go. Your daughter will know the blessing she had with you as her mother.
I'm sorry that you were not selected to play the title role in "BombShell," though it was felt that the role was so perfect for you, but you'll always be considered as a bombshell to us all.
We'll miss you greatly, but know that you're always around us.
J-Bolt
President/Producer
Lightning Bolt Productions and subsidiares
www.lightningboltentertainment.com "

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Uhhh who is Anna ?

[TomStillwell]

Uhhh who is Anna ?

Anna Nicole Smith.

I guess that is some sort of tribute to her for his legion of fans to read.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Anna Nicole Smith.

I guess that is some sort of tribute to her for his legion of fans to read.

I love how she was up for the role now. Considering that odds are J-Bolt wrote her off when she gained the wieght in the late 90's.

[Tobias March]

Anna Nicole Smith.

I guess that is some sort of tribute to her for his legion of fans to read.

That is just sick :mad:

[MacQuarrie]

Gail, where did you find the bio and Anna Nicole tribute?

I'm surprised Fisher is trotting out the Samantha Fox bit again, given the statement from her management company when las theard from. Along the same lines, when last I heard, his attempts to contact Amy Jo via her message forum had gone unanswered. Is this a "silence implies agreement" scenario?

I'm not challenging his claims, and I'm not going to go fact-checking them; I said I wasn't going to go after him anymore, and I'm not.

[Gail Simone]

I was on IMDB for another reason and just checked for laughs. It's all from IMDB.

Gail

[Gail Simone]

What I don't get is the numbers on the polls on his site. There's NEVER anyone on that site, and no one comments on the forums, but there's supposedly 12 thousand votes for favorite LBE character...

Gail

[TomStillwell]

What I don't get is the numbers on the polls on his site. There's NEVER anyone on that site, and no one comments on the forums, but there's supposedly 12 thousand votes for favorite LBE character...

Gail

Now we know why he's never produced any work. He's too busy clicking away on that poll.

[TCJohnson]

Well, at least he admits his real name is Jim Fisher now.

[TCJohnson]

"Born August 1, 1968, Jim Fisher began drawing comic book characters after watching Adam West & Burt Ward, George Reeves and other TV super heroes, as well as his resulting love of comic books. The desire of wanting to know what the characters were saying in the comic books gave him the inclination to watch PBS educational TV shows and learn to read at the level of a 6th grader before entering Kindergarten. He ended up having a college-level reading level by the middle years of Elementary School, showing the falsehood behind the stereo-type that "comics are only for the illiterate." On top of this, he based his morals after what the heroes taught him from the mags. "

Where did you find this? Looking at the us.imdb.com and can't find anything.

[Papergirl]

Well, at least he admits his real name is Jim Fisher now.
Not like he had a choice. He was already outed by us. Several times over.

~Bev

[Typo Lad]

Well, at least he admits his real name is Jim Fisher now.
My eyes glazed over after a bit, but yeah, that is fascinating.

I wonder what made him stop denying it?

[the4thpip]

My eyes glazed over after a bit, but yeah, that is fascinating.

I wonder what made him stop denying it?

An epiphany?

[EdContradictory]

What I don't get is the numbers on the polls on his site. There's NEVER anyone on that site, and no one comments on the forums, but there's supposedly 12 thousand votes for favorite LBE character...

Gail

An admin can manually change those numbers.

[TCJohnson]

Not like he had a choice. He was already outed by us. Several times over.

~Bev

Yeah, and, your point is? When has that ever stopped him before?

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever" - Baron Munchausen

[Papergirl]

Yeah, and, your point is? When has that ever stopped him before?

"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever" - Baron Munchausen
Eh. Maybe he's FINALLY starting to learn that he can't bs his way--


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay, I couldn't finish typing that with a straight face.

~Bev

[SUPERECWFAN1]

An admin can manually change those numbers.

Wouldn't that really be a departure from reality if 12,000 supposed people are voting for a character but the forums are empty and you'd think at least 1 would join. But what could they discuss on the LBC Forums ? Because theres been nothing in print except an ashcan.

[Guapo Méndez]

He taught himself to read before kindergarten (that explains a whole lot, actually).

How the hell can you be a printer with no product and lauded as an achiever with no achievements?

[SUPERECWFAN1]

He taught himself to read before kindergarten (that explains a whole lot, actually).

How the hell can you be a printer with no product and lauded as an achiever with no achievements?


Well I just made myself a Saint and I have no religious following whatsoever. :D

[Puma]

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[Guapo Méndez]

Well I just made myself a Saint and I have no religious following whatsoever. :D

I make cars that put Ferraris to shame.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I make cars that put Ferraris to shame.

I'll give you a a Holy Knighting so you can be Sir Heavenly Mendez if you make me a car.

[MacQuarrie]

What I don't get is the numbers on the polls on his site. There's NEVER anyone on that site, and no one comments on the forums, but there's supposedly 12 thousand votes for favorite LBE character...

Gail

Geeklog polls allow the user to edit the tallies or to enter a starting number.

[Guapo Méndez]

Cool. I'll send you the interview I did of myself talking about the great engineering the car has, including some very nice drive-by-wire and car-ionics specs.

GM trembles when I mention my cars. I've been nominated Car Builder of the Year 3 times in a row by Carport Magazine.

[Guapo Méndez]

Geeklog polls allow the user to edit the tallies or to enter a starting number.

The most accurate numbers are the ones they have on how many people have read their stories: 12, 5, 50 (the one where he bashed Shell).

[MacQuarrie]

Well I just made myself a Saint and I have no religious following whatsoever. :D

I happen to be a god. (http://www.monkeyspit.net/beagod)

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Cool. I'll send you the interview I did of myself talking about the great engineering the car has, including some very nice drive-by-wire and car-ionics specs.

GM trembles when I mention my cars. I've been nominated Car Builder of the Year 3 times in a row by Carport Magazine.

Awesome..... I'll send you the poster of Buddy Jesus pointing at you. Uhhh you gotta tube I can mail it in ? This way you can be on your path to be a Heavenly Knight and wage a future war or Crusade. :)

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I happen to be a god. (http://www.monkeyspit.net/beagod)

The whole Sacrificing Virgins is such a downer. I'd rather keep those hot virgins to follow and praise my Sainthood. :p

[Guapo Méndez]

I happen to be a god. (http://www.monkeyspit.net/beagod)

The tithe is on the mail.

Awesome..... I'll send you the poster of Buddy Jesus pointing at you. Uhhh you gotta tube I can mail it in ? This way you can be on your path to be a Heavenly Knight and wage a future war or Crusade. :)

Crap, no. We only have youtube.

[sk716]

My eyes glazed over after a bit, but yeah, that is fascinating.

I wonder what made him stop denying it?

This:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/sk716/jboltcopyright.jpg

[sk716]

What I don't get is the numbers on the polls on his site. There's NEVER anyone on that site, and no one comments on the forums, but there's supposedly 12 thousand votes for favorite LBE character...

Gail

An admin can manually change those numbers.

Yup. And I'm sure he has.

[MacQuarrie]

A note of appreciation for the J-Bolts and Olneys of the world. Without their antics, some of us might not have the same appreciation for intigrity, honesty, truth, and other such virtues.

This was driven home to me last night. I was fortunate enough to be invited to the Annie Awards (the animation industry's award show), and at the after-party, Andreas Deja sat at our table, with his Winsor McKay Lifetime Acheivement Award sitting in front of him. (In case you can't place the name, Andreas is one of Disney's premiere animators; he was lead character animator for King Triton, Gaston, Jafar, Scar and Lilo, among many others over the last 20+ years. He's also an incredibly nice, charming and humble man.)

So my son and I are sitting there looking at Andreas' award (it's a gold-plated zoetrope, and it WORKS!) and my son said "You have to get one of those."

Instantly I thought of J-Bolt's grand claims about awards he's sure to win and accolades he expects to recieve. I turned to my son and said, "first I have to do something. They don't give you awards for what you're going to do, only for what you did."

Prior to the great Olney debacle and the return of J-Bolt, I doubt that my answer would have been the same. So they get a tip of the hat for helping me to be aware of the need to be a better person.

[Crowley]

Well said Mac.

It's really a shame with J-bolt... when he first came back here and SHelly built his website... he seemed...

Lucid.

And now he's gone totally off his rocker.

It's so sad.