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LtMarvel
07-10-2009, 05:10 PM
...so don't you get any ideas!
40footwolf
07-10-2009, 05:21 PM
I'm...

...what?
spidervenom
07-10-2009, 08:26 PM
...so don't you get any ideas!

YOU ARE KING OF PARODY THREADS!
Cam63
07-10-2009, 08:30 PM
*Puts more beers on the bar*
rick
07-10-2009, 08:34 PM
So much for going to Branson this Summer.
LtMarvel
07-10-2009, 09:35 PM
It's a really short trip to Arkansas from Branson...
David Atkins
07-10-2009, 10:08 PM
It's open season on straights, tho.
CutterMike
07-10-2009, 11:02 PM
It's open season on straights, tho.

So THAT'S what they meant when they said he was a straight shooter...
KJ_81
07-10-2009, 11:06 PM
It's open season on straights, tho.

Well that explains a lot.

I didn't think those were 'speed holes' on the front of my car.
LtMarvel
07-10-2009, 11:57 PM
It's open season on straights, tho.
There is some interesting game in Arkansas...it's probably not for the novice hunter...
http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/big_hog_hogzilla_pig_hunting_biggest.jpg
Jeremi
07-11-2009, 12:18 AM
There is some interesting game in Arkansas...it's probably not for the novice hunter...
http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/big_hog_hogzilla_pig_hunting_biggest.jpg

What-what-WHAT?!
section 8
07-11-2009, 01:03 AM
so if you kill anyone you had best make sure they are NOT happy
LtMarvel
07-11-2009, 01:28 AM
You don't remember that story from the summer of 2004 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogzilla)?
LtMarvel
07-11-2009, 01:29 AM
so if you kill anyone you had best make sure they are NOT happy
Nice. Did you use that same joke on the gay kissing thread I'm aping?
Jeremi
07-11-2009, 01:34 AM
You don't remember that story from the summer of 2004 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hogzilla)?

No I didn't actually, good thing it wasn't Grizzly though or there would have been hell to pay!
Crowforge
07-11-2009, 01:40 AM
No I didn't actually, good thing it wasn't Grizzly though or there would have been hell to pay!
Pigs are no slouches on the vicious scale.
Jeremi
07-11-2009, 02:22 AM
Pigs are no slouches on the vicious scale.

I know that they are. My jab at comedy failed miserably. :frown: You know what big hair gay men are called right?
Cam63
07-11-2009, 04:37 AM
Pigs are no slouches on the vicious scale.

My brother was charged by a razorback without giving him time to aim.

He finished the argument by shooting it through the head while it scratched around the base of the tree he was sitting in.
Crowforge
07-11-2009, 05:02 AM
I know that they are. My jab at comedy failed miserably. :frown: You know what big hair gay men are called right?

John, Dave, or Garry.
Jeremi
07-11-2009, 05:09 AM
John, Dave, or Garry.

Well, yes but...Grizzlies...They are called grizzlies.
Crowforge
07-11-2009, 05:26 AM
Well, yes but...Grizzlies...They are called grizzlies.
'Bear' is more common.
Jeremi
07-11-2009, 05:33 AM
'Bear' is more common.

I've heard Grizzly more myself, or you know, "Grizzly Bear".
Crowforge
07-11-2009, 05:37 AM
It's times like these where joke location entries are a bit annoying.
Jeremi
07-11-2009, 07:20 AM
It's times like these where joke location entries are a bit annoying.

I'll say. Well now I know.

http://hillsidelending.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/pic_gijoe.jpg

And knowing is half the battle!