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Ziggy Stardust
07-07-2009, 05:40 AM
I made a CD of some of my son's favorite songs.

Two of his faves he calls:

I Wan Pizza Dated

Rah Rah Recipe

Should be easy to figure out the songs, right?:biggrin:
Cam63
07-07-2009, 05:43 AM
I love it when they try to recite the National Anthem.
Flying Saucers Over Oz
07-07-2009, 05:24 PM
Recently saw a tiny little boy, about two or therebouts, at a family get-together. I smiled at him and he responded, 'Well, HI...!' Oh my God, adorable...
Pink Bat Maxine
07-07-2009, 05:35 PM
Student, holding a water bottle: Where's my water bottle?
Staff: In your hand.
Student: Where's that?
Staff: At the end of your arm.
Student: Oh.
lexid523
07-07-2009, 05:46 PM
The store I work at sells gum in novelty packaging. There's one that's bright pink and has a kitten on it, and it's always fun to hear little girls work through the words out loud:

"'Ev'ry time you... mas-ter-bate...God kills a kitten.'"
"What does that word mean?"
"I don't know. Mom, what does this word mean?"

And then you watch the color drain from the mother's face as she tries to think of an answer that's not the truth. My favorite?

"Put that back, it's not nice."

Clearly, you're doing something wrong, Mom :evilsmile:
Spike-X
07-07-2009, 06:53 PM
I love it when they try to recite the National Anthem.
Australians all are ostriches,
Four minus one is free...
ElvisGuy
07-07-2009, 08:40 PM
At a dinner party I was sitting next to a friend's 8 yr old son who turned to me half way through dinner and exclaimed " Lets get married !!..You and ME !!"... it was adorable and the whole table went "Awww" and then his mother gave him permission to marry me ! LOL !
worstblogever
07-08-2009, 01:55 AM
I was at a friend's house the other day, and her daughter's off in the corner, playing with her first "My Little Pony" quietly while we're talking. For no reason, she suddenly stands up and goes, "C'MON PONY! WE GOT WORK TO DO!" and sprints out of the room.

I lost my s*** laughing. Some might just chalk it up to random kid imagination, but it was adorable and hilarious.
the4thpip
07-08-2009, 02:01 AM
At a dinner party I was sitting next to a friend's 8 yr old son who turned to me half way through dinner and exclaimed " Lets get married !!..You and ME !!"... it was adorable and the whole table went "Awww" and then his mother gave him permission to marry me ! LOL !

Well, you ARE very marriable.