What would you say if you where the first human on mars?

[K-DoG7p7]

Came up during lunch today....
Been thinking about it nonstop since then.





I have no idea..

[Cam63]

Fuck, it's cold.

[Michael P]

Hey? What's that over there? Oh God, it's coming closer... No, stay back! Aaaaaaaagh!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

It would just be a disbelieving 'my god', followed by a bloodcurdling scream and then dead radio silence.

[J.R. LeMar]

I'd raise my right fist and shout "BLACK POWER!"

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I'd raise my right fist and shout "BLACK POWER!"

I think on Mars they say 'Green Power!'

[Cam63]

Hey? What's that over there? Oh God, it's coming closer... No, stay back! Aaaaaaaagh!

Nah, dicks shrink when they're cold.

[K-DoG7p7]

I'd raise my right fist and shout "BLACK POWER!"

with or without a funk soundtrack?

[gryhpon]

hmm, right there is perfect for a starbucks

[fireSTRIKE!]

"anyone got a Mars bar candy bar?"

[Matthew E]

What would you say if you where the first human on mars?

I'm the first human on Mars!

[Dark Galaxy]

Honey, I'm home!

[KJ_81]

'How did I get here?'

[Romero]

"Man, I gotta pee."

"Where all the green women at?"

[Major Comma]

"WOW!
It really is a RED PLANET!"

[ScottyQuick]

Now, I'm only going to do this once.

-head explodes-

[Night Swordsman]

Ok Marvin, Hand OVER the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

Or i will be very angry. VERY angry indeed. :biggrin:

[Ghost]

"...Edgar Rice Burroughs really didn't do a lot of research, did he?"

[K-DoG7p7]

Now, I'm only going to do this once.

-head explodes-

Your head would not explode on mars..
You would Freeze to death first (unless it was during "summer") then you would suffocate (long before the low pressure would kill you.. having said that.. the low pressure would almost instantly scar you for life)

there is a reason we are planing permanent settlement on mars.. because its almost paradise for humans.. (if we can raise the temperature a bit and thus strengthen the atmosphere)

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

"Rick, you KNEW we were going to find you eventually..."

[Infra-Man]

It's the freakiest show.

[Perry Holley]

"Alright, goddammit, where's Dejah Thoris?"

[Village Idiot]

"That took a while. Next time, I'll make the trip in 12 parsecs."

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

"There! No pyramids! Are you happy now?"

[Aspield]

Oh, look... dirt.

Where's the In & Out Burger?

Will anyone notice if I just pull it out here?

Hmmmmm

Mmmmmmm

MMMMMMMMMMM

:biggrin:

[Michael P]

"That took a while. Next time, I'll make the trip in 12 parsecs."

Then it would take even longer, as a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

[a. non]

"Oww--my foot!"

[NickThompson]

It wouldn't be words, it'd be more of a dance.

[CutterMike]

"Why, hello there, little fella...! What's your n-GHAA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-...

(*heeeeeeeeeeeeef*)
...-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-...!"

[Crowforge]

Something like this.

I am humbled to begin a new branch of humanity.I acknowledge our past on Earth but what I do now I do for Mars....I sweat for Mars, I bleed for Mars, I die for Mars!

I'd kill to go to Mars by the way.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYtLhQduXS8

[Red Jack]

"Top of the world, MA!"

[KevinTBrown]

"HEY!! How'd I get here and where did everybody go?!?!?!"

[FeminineMystique]

OH GOD! There's no oxygen here! I...(DEAD)

[Arrogantcur]

"CAAAALLL-VIIINNN! HOOOOO-OOOOBES! Are you guys still here?"

[fireSTRIKE!]

"damns, that was a long flight... where's the nearest port-o-potty?"

[K-DoG7p7]

Then it would take even longer, as a parsec is a measure of distance, not time.

Never underestimate Nasa...

after all.. the Dawn probe took the ridiculously long route to Mars
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2e/Dawn_trajectory_as_of_September_2007.png/591px-Dawn_trajectory_as_of_September_2007.png

More then a YEAR to get to MARS?


Funny thing is that they kinda proved that it can be done in less then half the time..

[Crowley]

I'd wonder aloud where the spiders are.

[Weetomuncher]

I'd ask what the bus fare back to Erskine was and if my Day Ticket was valid on Mars.

[FeminineMystique]

Kkkkkhhhhhaaaaannnnnnnnnn!

[Shatagni]

"Screw you guys... I'm going home!"

[Bakasama]

"Hey Earth, kiss my EI ES ES!!"

[FeminineMystique]

Cohagen! Give Zer People Air!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"Is this Venus and where's the ticket counter?"

[K-DoG7p7]

This is for SpaceBat
Live the dream little bat.. Live the dream

http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp56/titanicsinclair/Picture19.png

[Tetsuo_man]

Where's Valentine Michael Smith?

[DoctorDoom]

*as gravity pulls me away*

"But I was wearing a seatbeeeeeeeeeeeeelt!*

[Sabrinaset]

What would you say if you where the first human on mars?

"Can I have your autograph, Mr. Bendis?"

[shrike]

"Crap, this space suit clashes with the landscape."

[Jessica Drew]

(Looks all around at first, then) "They were right, dammit, they were right; Mars needs women."

[spidervenom]

Whatever Frankenstein said.

[fireSTRIKE!]

"they offered me the chance to go to either Mars or Uranus... I passed on the latter... I have no interest in that kind of deep-space exploration"... :eek: :rolleyes:

[Bat-Reader]

"this is not a good place for vacation... there is no life here, not even one night clup."

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

"Well, it certainly is... red, isn't it?"

[Michael P]

"It ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact, it's cold as hell."

[Indigo Al]

Dejah baby, forget that Confederate tool - your true Warlord has arrived!

[Quarterwolf]

Dang it. When the travel agent asked where I wanted to go I am sure I said "Uranus".

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

"So, this is where Red Planet was supposed to take place, huh? God, that movie sucked."

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

"What's this package of Oreos doing here?"