Nihilst Erotica

[Pink Bat Maxine]

My orgasm from your tounging my clitoris does not stay for one second the hand of the Reaper.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

"Oooh yeah, baby; you know how daddy loooooves the bowling ball to go there. I'll take off the little toe, next."

[Dazzler]

Let me touch your love shaft, even though all flesh is grass. Soon enough, your body which I find attractive will be a mound of rotting meat.

--Dazz

[fireSTRIKE!]

damns, was just passing thru and I almost spewed my coffee while reading... whu' th' hell?... :rolleyes:

[FeminineMystique]

Jam your hot love meat deep inside me...as only through such carnal pleasures can we attain any fleeting pleasure as the sand runs down the hourglass in this godless, loveless universe that rapidly approaches extinction

[Free-Man]

Jam your hot love meat deep inside me...as only through such carnal pleasures can we attain any fleeting pleasure as the sand runs down the hourglass in this godless, loveless universe that rapidly approaches extinction

Yes. Minutes to midnight. Now break out the tape Fem! :biggrin:

[fireSTRIKE!]

jeez, I think I need a cold shower... YOWZAH!... :biggrin: :cool:

[ScottyQuick]

When I felt your warm ejaculation mix with my ovum, I was told that it would feel as though I was living for the first time, yet all I can feel is my body slowly dying.

[Dazzler]

When I felt your warm ejaculation mix with my ovum, I was told that it would feel as though I was living for the first time, yet all I can feel is my body slowly dying.

Win.

--Dazz

[Kyuubi]

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To be continued.

[PatrickG]

YABS: Where parody threads outshine the originals.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

YABS: Where parody threads outshine the originals.

I would shine, were it not the final flicker of an ember dying. I would bow, should it stave off the coldness of an existence empty in meaning. Now kiss me, as though our warmth would not too soon be snuffed out and forgotten.

[Tommy]

Procreate with me, procreate with me hard and long, for the act of procreation is merely the act of murder, as anything we procreate will, inevitably, die in this meaningless universe.

[Kal L]

Boobs!



That's all I've got...

[Dazzler]

I would shine, were it not the final flicker of an ember dying. I would bow, should it stave off the coldness of an existence empty in meaning. Now kiss me, as though our warmth would not too soon be snuffed out and forgotten.

This is why we're friends.

Also: We're all going to die, so we should just make-out. It's not like it's going to make any difference anyway.

--Dazz

[FeminineMystique]

Yes. Minutes to midnight. Now break out the tape Fem! :biggrin:

I will tie you up with duct tape and take a studded paddle to you. For in this physical act I make corporeal the intangible sense that we as a people suffer, bound as we are to the weak and decaying mortal flesh, and punished by the cruelties of fate :evilsmile:

[Free-Man]

I will tie you up with duct tape and take a studded paddle to you. For in this physical act I make corporeal the intangible sense that we as a people suffer, bound as we are to the weak and decaying mortal flesh, and punished by the cruelties of fate :evilsmile:

Mmmph!
*Life sucks*

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Jab your moist, tensile tongue down my open throat and let me experience the sweet ecstacy of oblivion as it chokes off my breathing...

I dream of death and I dream of you. But I can have death.

[the4thpip]

I would fuck you, but sitting here is just as well. In 200 years, who'll no the difference?

[FeminineMystique]

Mmmph!
*Life sucks*

Yes it does. We must copulate long and hard, to try and bring some fleeting moment of joy and perhaps forget that we are a sentient being destined to die and become naught but food for worms

[Bakasama]

Yes it does. We must copulate long and hard, to try and bring some fleeting moment of joy and perhaps forget that we are a sentient being destined to die and become naught but food for worms

If you say something like that, you must be fairly young given that viewpoint.

[FeminineMystique]

If you say something like that, you must be fairly young given that viewpoint.

Well I'm 22. Do you consider that "Young"?

[Free-Man]

Well I'm 22. Do you consider that "Young"?

MMMMMPH!!!
*Stop hitting me!*

[Infra-Man]

Your desire to achieve a bucking, toe-curling orgasm is the same as your desire to swim faster the next time you do laps at the gym; it's an application of value where none exists, the Procrustean imposition of something where there is nothing.

When I stare up you I see not desire but just contortions. Your is belly exposed and trembling. Your head is tilted back and your throat is so taut in that actions that I can see the pulse beneath the skin. Your eyes are shut and your mouth is open like you've been on the verge of sneezing for the last ten minutes (during which time I have been flaccid but dutiful). My hands trace curlicues on your flesh just because. I cannot help staring at you nostrils flaring, those two fluctuating voids expelling heat into the empty air.

[Tobias March]

Your desire to achieve a bucking, toe-curling orgasm is the same as your desire to swim faster the next time you do laps at the gym; it's an application of value where none exists, the Procrustean imposition of something where there is nothing.

When I stare up you I see not desire but just contortions. Your is belly exposed and trembling. Your head is tilted back and your throat is so taut in that actions that I can see the pulse beneath the skin. Your eyes are shut and your mouth is open like you've been on the verge of sneezing for the last ten minutes (during which time I have been flaccid but dutiful). My hands trace curlicues on your flesh just because. I cannot help staring at you nostrils flaring, those two fluctuating voids expelling heat into the empty air.

Win.


Not that any of us will win, each moment bringing us tantalisingly closer to the end. Ai to be made of stone!

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Win.


Not that any of us will win, each moment bringing us tantalisingly closer to the end. Ai to be made of stone!

But stone too, must be slowly & inevitably worn down by an uncaring universe.

[worstblogever]

As I stare upon your form, I hope to take you, caress you as close as the impotent, nonexistent gods of the world are as far to us now. To let what numbed tactile response I may still have, albeit jaded, that might respond in the brushing of our skin, with its dead outermost layers, to find arousal, perhaps even the mechanisms of which to cause a muted, stifled orgasm in the cold dark. In that vain attempt to make you mine, outside and in, despite knowing that all acts of passion will be empty, and do little but push the both of us down, forcing us to perhaps only drown together, before the tides of oblivion make our corpulent, water-bloated corpses drift apart, cold, and away from each other.

Please, choke me out, by f***ing me slowly, mockingly into that abyss.





*bows* Hopefully nihilists are turned on by this. Otherwise, they'll drop a ferret on me in the tub and defile my carpet.
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[FeminineMystique]

MMMMMPH!!!
*Stop hitting me!*

As life is suffering only through pain can we express the chemical reaction that is love.

[Free-Man]

As life is suffering only through pain can we express the chemical reaction that is love.

Mmhmhmphmmhm!!!
*Fine. Break out the paddle! Only then will I feel!*

[FeminineMystique]

Mmhmhmphmmhm!!!
*Fine. Break out the paddle! Only then will I feel!*

Yes. Feel the pain and pleasure within you, knowing that this is the only way we hollow creatures can attain anything like true feeling! For surely we are naught but dust, blown by the winds of chance.

[Flâneur]

I take your hardness within my lips, the lust of your angel. I go deep and you stopper my breath. I drown and we're together.

[Free-Man]

Yes. Feel the pain and pleasure within you, knowing that this is the only way we hollow creatures can attain anything like true feeling! For surely we are naught but dust, blown by the winds of chance.

Mmmmmphmhmhmph!!!!!!!!!
*Yes, tie me tighter! More tape, more rope! Take advantage while I'm helpless, as there is no point in fighting back in a cruel and loveless world like this!*

[FeminineMystique]

Mmmmmphmhmhmph!!!!!!!!!
*Yes, tie me tighter! More tape, more rope! Take advantage while I'm helpless, as there is no point in fighting back in a cruel and loveless world like this!*

Feel the ropes draw tighter around your arms and legs and know their grip is nothing compared to the futility and pointlessness that holds us all in its deadly embrace

[Free-Man]

Feel the ropes draw tighter around your arms and legs and know their grip is nothing compared to the futility and pointlessness that holds us all in its deadly embrace

Yes. The tape came off during your embrace. Re-tape my mouth, for what point is speech in a pointless world of cruelty and nothing? Tape my outh again my dear, and leave me silent until this futile world ends.

[FeminineMystique]

Yes. The tape came off during your embrace. Re-tape my mouth, for what point is speech in a pointless world of cruelty and nothing? Tape my outh again my dear, and leave me silent until this futile world ends.

(Tapes mouth) truly this is best, as words are meaningless. We are all ignorant creatures, lost in a sea of chaos. Our words are a futile as our hopes and dreams

[Free-Man]

(Tapes mouth) truly this is best, as words are meaningless. We are all ignorant creatures, lost in a sea of chaos. Our words are a futile as our hopes and dreams

MRmrmrph
*Your turn. (uses his considerable skills to bind up Femininemystique and tape her mouth as well.) Let us both lie here, silent and immobile, as we all should be on this god-forsaken cosmic fluke we call earth.*

[FeminineMystique]

MRmrmrph
*Your turn. (uses his considerable skills to bind up Femininemystique and tape her mouth as well.) Let us both lie here, silent and immobile, as we all should be on this god-forsaken cosmic fluke we call earth.*

GGGR! MMMPHHH!
* How did you do that tied up!? Still you are right...nothing we can do can change this bleak and pitiful world. Better to lie immobile and await the end

[Free-Man]

GGGR! MMMPHHH!
* How did you do that tied up!? Still you are right...nothing we can do can change this bleak and pitiful world. Better to lie immobile and await the end

Mmmph!
*Trust me, I have become quite skilled with using my HANDS while tied. :wink: *

[Crowforge]

To: My Wonderful Delusion

Sometimes I feel as if my love for you is all of existence, but I know that too is a lie...

Send?

*delete*

[FeminineMystique]

Mmmph!
*Trust me, I have become quite skilled with using my HANDS while tied. :wink: *

MMMPPPH. GMMM!
* I like where this is going:biggrin: As much as I can like anything, living as I do in a cold and godless universe on a self destructive planet under a cold and indifferent sun

[Free-Man]

MMMPPPH. GMMM!
* I like where this is going:biggrin: As much as I can like anything, living as I do in a cold and godless universe on a self destructive planet under a cold and indifferent sun

Hrmrmr grrmmph!

*Well my love, just because there is no point to life, doesn't mean we can't OCCASIONALLY indulge ourselves in the pleasures of the flesh. Now roll on over here. :wink: *

[Crowforge]

How do you know you flesh is real?

[FeminineMystique]

Hrmrmr grrmmph!

*Well my love, just because there is no point to life, doesn't mean we can't OCCASIONALLY indulge ourselves in the pleasures of the flesh. Now roll on over here. :wink: *

MMPH! MMMMMMM
* Yes! Pound me with your red hot love meat lover boy while slapping my ass red raw! The dichtomy of pain and pleasure will perfectly embody the nature of the human condition! Let our climaxing bring brief pleasure to our bleak lives!:biggrin:

[worstblogever]

Hey, wait a minute... nihilists don't have red hot meat...

[Crowforge]

It's hard to get excited by nothing...

[Free-Man]

MMPH! MMMMMMM
* Yes! Pound me with your red hot love meat lover boy while slapping my ass red raw! The dichtomy of pain and pleasure will perfectly embody the nature of the human condition! Let our climaxing bring brief pleasure to our bleak lives!:biggrin:

Mmmmrmrrpphhh!!!!!
*The pleasure is brief, but beautiful. Perhaps your ass is something to live for! And nihilists do so have red meat, we're just too busy sulking to use 'em.*

[FeminineMystique]

Mmmmrmrrpphhh!!!!!
*The pleasure is brief, but beautiful. Perhaps your ass is something to live for! And nihilists do so have red meat, we're just too busy sulking to use 'em.*

MMMM! GMMMMMM!
*YES! Take me hard and rough from behind! The pleasure is all too fleeting but is a tiny light in the unending darkness that is existence in this cold, spiteful world of ours!:biggrin:

[Free-Man]

MMMM! GMMMMMM!
*YES! Take me hard and rough from behind! The pleasure is all too fleeting but is a tiny light in the unending darkness that is existence in this cold, spiteful world of ours!:biggrin:

Mmmmm hrmm!
*Yes! Our mouths, sealed in silver tape, touch, and we begin the dance! Oh, it is wonderful to find woman who cannot speak in this cruel world full of snarky and spiteful bitches!*

[FeminineMystique]

Mmmmm hrmm!
*Yes! Our mouths, sealed in silver tape, touch, and we begin the dance! Oh, it is wonderful to find woman who cannot speak in this cruel world full of snarky and spiteful bitches!*

MMM! MMMM!
* The warmth of you, pressed against me as you enter me is the only warmth I can feel, in this cold and loveless world!

[Free-Man]

MMM! MMMM!
* The warmth of you, pressed against me as you enter me is the only warmth I can feel, in this cold and loveless world!

Mmmm gmmph!
* Yes, and the coolness of the tape over our mouths is the only relief from the heat generated by the phonies who populate this rock*

[FeminineMystique]

Mmmm gmmph!
* Yes, and the coolness of the tape over our mouths is the only relief from the heat generated by the phonies who populate this rock*

MMMM! OOOOO!
*If I didn't have tape on my mouth I would definitely have a Land O-Face now. Force yourself deep inside me you super-stallion of sultry seduction and make me forget all about this sad world, teetering on the edge of the abyss!

[Free-Man]

MMMM! OOOOO!
*If I didn't have tape on my mouth I would definitely have a Land O-Face now. Force yourself deep inside me you super-stallion of sultry seduction and make me forget all about this sad world, teetering on the edge of the abyss!

Mmm hhm mhmh!
*Yes ma'am. As you wish. Like all the pathetic meat-bags on this world, I live only to serve.*

[Flâneur]

I think some people are confusing nihilism with BDSM.

[FeminineMystique]

Mmm hhm mhmh!
*Yes ma'am. As you wish. Like all the pathetic meat-bags on this world, I live only to serve.*

MMM! GRRRR!
* Don't say that darling! That suggests your life posseses a purpose, and it is all too clear that none of us have any purpose for being here. We are a cosmic joke, played by the forces of chance, destined to return to the dust from whence we came.

So we must shag as hard and often as possible inbetween then and now:biggrin:

[Infra-Man]

I think some people are confusing nihilism with BDSM.

Doesn't really matter since some people are also confusing nihilists with goths.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Withdrawing your dildo from within me had left me much like the total sum of all human desires and achievement; empty.

[Flâneur]

Doesn't really matter since some people are also confusing nihilists with goths.

True. I think most people confuse things with goth, though.