More Make Me Laugh, Please!

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://pics.livejournal.com/wal_lace/pic/001g9aw2

[Karl J Barnes]

Something to offend everyone

Body: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 10 years and 45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit....

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her."


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[Cam63]

Ha !

You missed the Australians !

[Karl J Barnes]

Ha !

You missed the Australians !

No, I just figured that you guys have enough troubles as is...

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://gorillamask.net/moepranks.shtml

And you could look forward to which new threat Moe could concoct from his fevered imagination this time almost as much as you could Bart's actual calls.

[Shisho]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u77/Penemue269/doods.jpg

[Super J.]

Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman have been captured by a tribe of savages and are waiting to be executed when another captive whispers to them that the tribe are afraid of natural disasters. On hearing this, the three friends work out a plan. Later, the Englishman is standing in front of a tribal firing squad (using bows and arrows). The tribal chief proclaims, "Ready, aim-" "ERUPTION!" yells the Englishman, who escapes while the tribe are fleeing, terrified. When everything has quietened down the Scotsman is brought to face the tribal firing squad. The tribal chief proclaims, "Ready, aim-" "EARTHQUAKE!" yells the Scotsman, who escapes while the tribe are looking over their shoulders, saying, "where?". When everything has quietened down the Irishman is brought to face the tribal firing squad. The tribal chief proclaims, "Ready, aim-" "FIRE!" yells the Irishman.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

What do you call a black man in a police car?


A black POLICE OFFICER, you racist prick!

[Sally Sensational]

My daughter just spent 5 minutes begging me to buy a Magic Bullet.

It's a mixer/chopper they're selling on TV, you dirty minded fools!

[beetlebum]

Chavs. Watch this video on youtube.n If it does not have you LYAO you are not human.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qE8f0IBMQQk
or visit Snarkywood.com and type in Fergie. Being mean to a celebrity was never funnier.

http://www.therandommuse.com/photos/fergie/ferg28.jpg
Amy: This picture finally provides a clue as to how in sam hill this woman managed to allegedly get maybe sort-of engaged to Josh Duhamel

http://www.therandommuse.com/photos/uncategorized/ferg6.jpg
Jen: The only thing missing from this picture is the thought bubble that says, “Eat me.”
http://www.therandommuse.com/photos/uncategorized/ferg31.jpg
Martha: Fergie in her new role as star of the Broadway show "Urinetown."Pee Pee Longstalking!

Enjoy!

[shaxberd]

This is pretty old, but it still makes me laugh. Something special for all the Filipino comic book fans out there:

http://www.fractalcow.com/rex/swf/maritessup.swf

Probably, many of you have already seen it, but for those of you who haven't yet. Enjoy!

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://www.cagle.com/working/070731/varvel.jpg

[shaxberd]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v292/shaxberd/drwho.png

Admit it. You're tempted to do this yourself next time you have the opportunity. Doctor Who forever!

[Michael P]

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v292/shaxberd/drwho.png

Admit it. You're tempted to do this yourself next time you have the opportunity. Doctor Who forever!

I prefer to follow the Gospel of Jean-Luc Picard.

[David Bedlam]

I give you The Funniest Movie Death Scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Y3hvd0bFQ&mode=related&search=) Ever!

[Cam63]

Dunno if this has been posted, but anyway...

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/im_blog/blonde_x_test.gif

[Alex L]

Apologies if this has been posted before:

http://www.punchapparel.com/blojsom/resources/default/Therapist.JPG

[The Xenos]

Dunno if this has been posted, but anyway...

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/im_blog/blonde_x_test.gif

And just for the hell of it, X = 5, right?

[Pink Bat Max]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YveSHqhOkdo

[a. non]

Decency on YouTube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QElJJtXjAdY)

[beetlebum]

Miss Teen South Carolina. Sadly, she is amongst the smartest of the blondes, no wonder why you spend so much time on your knees and backs-it could also explain how my boss got her job-I'm not bitter, nope, not at all.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Corrected on the Today show: "wuhl pursonuhlee, mah frayins 'n' ah, wuy noe egZAKTlee whuhr thuh yoonahtid stayts eyus on uh may-up, ah dohn't noe ayunwun ayls hoo duhzint, ayund if thuh suhtistiks arr kuhrayuhkt, ah buhleev thayut thuhr shuud be moer emfasis on jee-awgrufee in arr ed-jukayshun, so peepuhl wuhl be aybuhl to ruheed may-ups betuhr." /YAYYY!! bluhbluhbluh that was a perfect answer!/bluhbluh *knucklehead bump*

[Alex L]

Miss South Carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[beetlebum]

Miss South Carolina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

AMEEEEEEEEN!

[Cam63]

Apologies if this has been posted before:

http://www.punchapparel.com/blojsom/resources/default/Therapist.JPG

Did they get the rapist ?

[Hybrid2]

Miss Teen South Carolina. Sadly, she is amongst the smartest of the blondes, no wonder why you spend so much time on your knees and backs-it could also explain how my boss got her job-I'm not bitter, nope, not at all.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Corrected on the Today show: "wuhl pursonuhlee, mah frayins 'n' ah, wuy noe egZAKTlee whuhr thuh yoonahtid stayts eyus on uh may-up, ah dohn't noe ayunwun ayls hoo duhzint, ayund if thuh suhtistiks arr kuhrayuhkt, ah buhleev thayut thuhr shuud be moer emfasis on jee-awgrufee in arr ed-jukayshun, so peepuhl wuhl be aybuhl to ruheed may-ups betuhr." /YAYYY!! bluhbluhbluh that was a perfect answer!/bluhbluh *knucklehead bump*

I dont know why but I cant bring myself to watch this.
I heard a lot about it but cant click the link...

[4thHorseman]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6478/59457945ii8.th.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=59457945ii8.jpg) http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5929/funnypicture4216855150ch2.th.jpg (http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funnypicture4216855150ch2.jpg) http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7929/stillsaferherethanatmicsa2.th.jpg (http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stillsaferherethanatmicsa2.jpg)

[4thHorseman]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6466/greattjg3.th.jpg (http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greattjg3.jpg) http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2892/lmaosc8.th.jpg (http://img64.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lmaosc8.jpg) http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6726/captainamericafunnyuninnd6.th.jpg (http://img252.imageshack.us/my.php?image=captainamericafunnyuninnd6.jpg)

[sk716]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p88/spoofmaniac/hornoxe.com_picdump12_06.jpg

[sk716]

http://www.oddduck.net/walls.jpg

[Cam63]

Jeez, that's just a piddly little huntsman spider. Funnelwebs are the only ones we really worry about.

Fuck the Mortein... Grab one'a these...

http://www.franksreelreviews.com/shorttakes/stratten/mossberg500.jpg

[The Mutt]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/JanetVanPeltvsBrownjacket.jpg

Janet Van Pelt vs Charlie Brownjacket

Thanks to Charles Schultz and the ISB.

[Michael P]

Leave Chris Crocker Alone! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVy7-5dqCwQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgaysocialites%2Ecom%2F2007%2F09% 2Fleave%5Fbritney%5Fand%5Fchris%5Fcrocke%5F1%2Ehtm l)

[Grazzt]

Death as an Airport (http://pics.livejournal.com/redorion/pic/000hrc5b/)

[The Mutt]

You only think you've heard Elvis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1qFbi3kuo

Beautiful.

[Solaris]

You only think you've heard Elvis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX1qFbi3kuo

Beautiful.


You know, if you close your eyes and just listen to his voice... he does a darn good Elvis imitation.

[Solaris]

http://www.oddduck.net/walls.jpg

sk, those are AWESOME!!! Favorites: the trash can, and the Lemmings. :D

[the4thpip]

http://www.mofaha.com/b3ta/tracesofpeanuts.jpg

[The Mutt]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/Page_1_2-5.jpg

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Attention, Fleshy Ones! Now you too can sing along at home:

http://www.myspace.com/thighsofsweetthunder

[BnL]

A contestant on the Bulgarian version of American Idol sings that classic Mariah Carey tune, "Ken Lee."

For some reason, the direct link to the video won't work, so here's the link to the uploader's profile. It's the first video listed:

http://www.youtube.com/user/denomk

[Gail Simone]

Apologies if this has been posted before:

http://www.punchapparel.com/blojsom/resources/default/Therapist.JPG

HAHAHA!

Man, I love this thread. Thanks!

[Cam63]

Apologies if this has been posted before:

http://www.punchapparel.com/blojsom/resources/default/Therapist.JPG

One of his co-workers did actually phone the police and asked re reward money for information.






...No, that didn't happen, but it would make a funny follow up.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

What Would Jesus Do? Why don't we see for ourselves:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5UI4Ht0DJs&feature=related

[Hybrid2]

Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

[Puma]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-cat-undercooked-cheeseburger.jpg

[K-DoG7p7]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YveSHqhOkdo
Reminds me of this one:P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSsJ19sy3JI

[K-DoG7p7]

Nemi is a Norwegan goth comic that gets posted in Metro, which is a newspaper that gets handed out free on British train stations. Here are a few examples.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/DavidBedlam/nemi_1886_600x194.gif
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/DavidBedlam/nemi_1892_600x194.gif
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/DavidBedlam/nemi_1905_600x194.gif
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c394/DavidBedlam/nemi_1910_600x194.gif
Kinda remind me of Planet Karen.
Nemi was fun in the start but now its kinda.. boring..

Best Norwegian Strip however is 'M'
(the first "panel" just explains that the strip was made on his cell because his computer was broken :P)
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20080105.gif
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20080108.gif
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20071126.gif
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20071124.gif

[K-DoG7p7]

http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20071018.gif
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20080207.gif
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20070714.gif
http://www.start.no/tegneserier/m/mstriper/m20070706.gif




the guy who makes them is an über geek

[Cam63]

I see nuhsink !

[EdContradictory]

Can YOU answer 22 questions about YOUR #3? (http://www.yourmomsbasement.com/archives/2008/04/post_6.html)
http://yourmomsbasement.com/images/Multiblog/MySupes-sm.jpg

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

It's ALWAYS time for Big Red Cat!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlseHs5FsLA&feature=related

[The Xenos]

It's ALWAYS time for Big Red Cat!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlseHs5FsLA&feature=related

HOLY CRAP! That's what he's from. I saw someone at an anime con dressed up as that character. Hell, I'm like ten years older than the average con goer these days and have heard of the Upright Citizen's Brigade, but even I didn't recognize him. Ha! Good for him.

[BnL]

For once, a Rick Rolling I approve of:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iT7xQJrqUQ8

[Justin D.]

Sell myself by showing videos of two of my shows with my improv troupe The Starter Kit? Why, I think I will.

Here (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=757765166374921629&hl=en) and here (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=65574469472294759&hl=en).

*coughcough shows on April 17 and 18 if you're in the Austin area coughcough and check the website provided in my signature for locations and times coughcough*

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Why you should never listen in at a restaurant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6swyTknZfo

[BnL]

This is very, very wrong. (http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/2081/1203354101017oz7.jpg)

......

I laughed anyway...

[Grazzt]

Super Mario RPG Rap (http://s259.photobucket.com/albums/hh303/MrCynicalposters/?action=view&current=mjmorningposter.jpg)

[Grazzt]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-anakin-cat.jpg

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Mike & The Bots do Bergman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53YBN8X_sZU

[Alex L]

http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/babyburrito.jpg

[Cam63]

It looked like a wee donkey ?

[Pink Bat Maxine]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Another fave from Season 6:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEY9uRknRRc&feature=related

[Grazzt]

This letter amused me. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/5385004.html)

Geoff Johns: I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

[Tobias March]

Gay! The Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zPsvyZTXE)

[Sally Sensational]

Gay! The Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zPsvyZTXE)

Am going to kill you for forcing me to find and watch that show.

If I don't burst something laughing, that is.

[Cam63]

Gay! The Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zPsvyZTXE)

Isn't that kind of a redundant title ?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

This letter amused me. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/5385004.html)

Geoff Johns: I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

Lex Luthor being Superboy's genetic donor?

Suggesting (or even just joking about) how a lot of people would like Rex Leech getting chowed on by King Shark?

Man... Geoffradamus.

[Tobias March]

Am going to kill you for forcing me to find and watch that show.

If I don't burst something laughing, that is.

Don't worry they're all on youtube, well worth it :biggrin:

[Grazzt]

Two of my favourite synchs:

An outtake from Beeker's performance of "Feelings". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KANI2dpXLw)

He-man singing "What's Going On". (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prjLEuMidxE)

[The Mutt]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/Page_1-5.jpg

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Gay! The Musical (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zPsvyZTXE)

Isn't that redundant? :tongue:

[Grazzt]

Isn't that kind of a redundant title ?

Isn't that redundant? :tongue:

I believe you owe Cam a coke, Max. :wink:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

This letter amused me. (http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/5385004.html)

Geoff Johns: I reject your reality and replace it with my own.

This was kinda cool, actually.

YES, Johns gets the Black Manta love!!!!

[The Xenos]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/Page_1-5.jpg

My mind cannot even comprehend that image.

[Cam63]

I believe you owe Cam a beer, Max. :wink:

I made a very important alteration.

[LtMarvel]

How about I just make you smile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIFiuIV67u0&watch_response)?

[Grazzt]

Internet scam foiled by poor coding skills. (http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/So-You-Hacked-Our-Site!.aspx)

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Hike up yo' britches like mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q69tyPdLp5U&NR=1

[Tobias March]

The one above inspired this. I checked out some Rifftrax on youtube.

Attack of the Clones (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2gLB1xTR64&feature=related)