More Make Me Laugh, Please! [Archive] - Page 2

Justin D.

06-14-2005, 03:57 AM

Okay, a while back I read a few pages of GLA and came across Monkey Joe for the first time. For some reason, I fell in love with the name and started singing it to myself. Don't ask. I'm nuts. Anyway, I decided to make a little song out of the B-level to Z-level comic characters and the messed up stuff they've gone through. Sadly, this is as far as I got before I was distracted by something shiny.

Monkey Joe washes his hands over the whole affair
As Ch’P got taken down to the ground
By a big yellow truck
Nothing left but a smear of red and brown

The little guys of the universe
Never get cut a break
Like the Atom’s wife who turned into a killer
Because Dr. Light may have retroactively raped

Zatanna is doing reality TV
And Green Arrow probably has caught VD

Hank Pym

Yes, the next line was going to be about Hank Pym, but like I said, something shiny came along and I left the song alone. I thought some here might get a kick out of it or even take it upon themselves to finish it for me. Now, the first stanza is to be a refrain that repeats at least two more times and I would ....

Shiny!

the4thpip

06-15-2005, 10:52 AM

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/5467/jc0kz.jpg

Briareos

06-15-2005, 04:09 PM

www.seanbaby.com

Cam63

06-15-2005, 04:32 PM

http://img172.echo.cx/img172/5467/jc0kz.jpg

Has anyone ever told JC what a nice smile he has ?

Cam63

06-15-2005, 04:33 PM

www.seanbaby.com

Ah, yes. Seanbaby is excellant value.

Marty

06-16-2005, 09:21 PM

http://gravyboy.com/fanboyalmanac/images/FA-05-25-05small.gif (http://gravyboy.com/fanboyalmanac/may2505.html)

the4thpip

06-17-2005, 12:40 PM

http://badgas.co.uk/demoticons/

YoGo

06-29-2005, 03:34 AM

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he
sees little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog.

He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in
killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says, "You
are a hero! Tomorrow you can read it in all the newspaper.
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl."

The man says, "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say
in the morning newspaper: "Brave American saves life of little girl"
the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?" The man says, "I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspapers say "Islamic extremist kills innocent
American dog."

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

06-30-2005, 11:35 AM

I'm trying not to be ghoulish, but here are some more bits from the late Mr. Hedberg:

"Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica, cuz' the dude didn't even get his degree."

"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good when I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost it's flavor I was back to pondering my mortality."

"I tried to walk into a Target store, but I missed."

"I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. So when you walk in and the dude says, 'can I help you?' say 'just practicing.'"

"I don't have a microwave, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit."

"My lucky number is 4 billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling."

"I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long."

"I was at a club and they had blacklights everywhere. A blacklight is a light that makes everyone look cool... except me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out."

"I'm sick of following my dreams, I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."

"I was gonna buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one; so I got a cake."

"I bought a $7 pen because I lose pens all the time and I'm sick of not caring."

"One time I was forced to go to the doctor because of a sports accident: Herpes."

"I love refried beans. That's why I wanna try makin' fried beans. 'Cuz maybe they're just as good and we're all just wastin' time."

"When I do shows in the South, they say 'ya'll' down there. They take the 'o' & the 'u' out of 'you all.' So when I'm down there, I like to talk that way too, so they understand me better: 'I'm hungry, could I have a bowl of chicken noodle s'p?' 'Hey, you can understand me, I'm in the South-- I mean, I'm in the S'th, and I want some s'p!' 'I stubbed my toe! 'Ch!' 'I need to lie down on the c'ch for a minute.' 'I need to the fuck 't of the S'th!'"

"I just wanna be a racecar passenger; just the guy who bugs the driver. 'Say man, can I turn on the radio?' 'Can I prop my feet up?' 'You should slow down.' 'Why we gotta keep goin' in circles?' 'Wow, you really like Tide.'"

"I've had the AIDS test 4 times. And that shit is scary, doesn't matter what you've been doing. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore, I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call up my friend Brian and ask 'Hey Brian, do know anyone with AIDS?' 'No.' 'Cool.... 'cuz you know me.'"

"As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides on playgrounds. So, if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to act like I got up there by accident. 'How did I get up here, goddammit?! Guess I have to slide down! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!'"

"I think foosball is a combination on soccer and shish kabobs."

"Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball and then spin around & around. I can't do a back-flip... much less simultaneously with two other guys who look exactly like me."

"I went to the park and saw a kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited-- I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had a chair on the other side of that string, I woulda been impressed. Imagine trying to fly a chair. You'd have to run like a motherfucker."

"I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was 30 seconds long, know why? Because that's the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself have fun in an above ground pool. If that commercial'd been 31 seconds long, you woulda seen the kid going 'What the fuck am I supposed to do next?! The water only comes up to here! Should I throw the ball back to Jimmy?! Or put on some goggles and look at his feet?! I can't even drown my kneecaps!!'"

"I like to hold the microphone cord like this; I pinch it together, then I let it go and you hear a whole buncha jokes at once."

"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. 'Goddammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic!' 'Goddammit, Otto, you have Lupus!' One of these sentences doesn't sound right."

"You know what keeps me from acting? Fuckin' auditions, man."

"I was in a movie [Almost Famous] recently. I had a small cameo with Peter Frampton. We had to smoke fake pot in our scene. Do not buy pot on a movie set! But yeah, for this scene I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton. That's a cool story. It's as cool as smokin' real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton. And I done that waaaaaay more."

"Yeah, Peter Frampton is a musical legend, but I don't know any of his music. When you're with a legend, and you don't know their body of work, you have to divert from that fact. It's like: 'Hey Peter Frampton... do you like... toast, too? Yes, as do I. It is warm and crispy. And a perfect place for jelly to lay. Now stay away from me, Frampton, I ain't got shit to say to you!"

LtMarvel

06-30-2005, 01:56 PM

The Two Minute Management Course
LESSON ONE:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered, "Sure, why not?"

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

MANAGEMENT LESSON :

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

LESSON TWO:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull."They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

MANAGEMENT LESSON:

Bull Crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

LESSON THREE:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing or joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

MANAGEMENT LESSON:

(1) Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep crap, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THIS ENDS YOUR TWO MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE.

YoGo

07-01-2005, 04:30 AM

For those of you looking for your true love....

http://www.mensix.com/image-files/yahoo.jpg

http://www.mensix.com/image-files/yahoo.jpg

thehod

07-01-2005, 04:40 AM

I’m not going to check through multiple pages to see if this has been posted, so apologies if this has been told before.

Ahem

There are two Vampire bats hanging upside down in a cave. The first bat turns to the other and says.

“I’m bloody starving. Gawd, I’ve gotta get something to eat. You want something to eat?”

“Nah,” says the second bat. “I’m fine, you go ahead.”

“OK” says the first bat. “Back in a bit.” And he goes flapping out of the cave.

Less than five minutes later the bat has returned with blood all over his face. It’s running down his chin, and dripping onto the floor of the cave.

“Bloody hell (chuckle)” the second bat says “That was quick. I take it you found something then.”

“Oh yes,” replied the now bloodied first bat.” “I found something allright. You want to come and have a look.”

“Sure,” the second bat says “I’ll take a look. What did you get?”

“I’ll show you.” And they both go flapping out of the cave.

After a few minutes of flying, the first bat says to the other one,

“Right, you see that tree over there?”

“Yes”

“I didn’t”

the4thpip

07-02-2005, 08:49 AM

http://mitglied.lycos.de/the4thpip/tr9.jpg

YoGo

07-03-2005, 05:15 AM

Ignore my earlier post. www.mensix.com doesnt allow linking apparently.

the4thpip

07-03-2005, 06:07 AM

http://www.evilgerald.com/Issues/Issue4/Assets/flatley_big.jpg

surferfan23

07-03-2005, 06:55 AM

Brian Cronin has a small penis.

David Bedlam

07-03-2005, 07:54 AM

Tom Cruise and the Dark Side of Scienctology!

http://static.ytmnd.com:8000/78000/78874/image.gif

(Stolen from Elvis Guy's blog)

Michael P

07-03-2005, 11:56 AM

It's even funnier with sound.

"UNLIMITED POWER!"

Cam63

07-03-2005, 08:57 PM

I love it !

I give it five :Ds !

Michael P

07-21-2005, 10:02 AM

http://sexmap.ytmnd.com/

This is worksafe. I promise.

Kyuubi

07-22-2005, 11:27 PM

http://img347.imageshack.us.nyud.net:8090/img347/6853/sw325zl.jpg

That and so much more...

http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/2005/06/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west.html

The Xenos

07-26-2005, 04:07 PM

The new Spider-man: House of M #5 cover (http://www.comicbookresources.com/news/preview.php?image=solicits/marvel102005/lg/SMHOM005cv_col.jpg) reminds me of a funny experience I had on the streets of New York while at a con. There was a homeless guy, well, more likley street performer, dressed as Spider-man near the con. He would jump out and scare the crap out of con goers.

I took a photo of it:

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/250/p10100194zi.jpg

I don't think it was a photo op he wanted.

http://img314.imageshack.us/img314/7526/p10100180ht.jpg

Then again there were plenty of people with better costumes at the con that I'd rather give money too.

-Xenos

Michael P

07-27-2005, 07:59 AM

Bruce Banner Plays Warcraft (http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/)

Michael P

07-28-2005, 10:48 AM

It's the music that makes it funny. (http://elmodied.ytmnd.com/)

the4thpip

07-30-2005, 01:58 PM

This is kind of old, but one of my favorite pranks ever. I'm sure many of you will know the Heathrow Airport PA Prank! (http://www.netjeff.com/humor/audio/AirportPrank.html)

The Xenos

08-05-2005, 03:38 AM

For those of you who like penguins, this hardcore motha*(@#er is off da hook:
http://www.fazed.org/video/view/?id=52

-Xenos

Cam63

08-05-2005, 07:16 PM

Must've just heard Gail's got another title to write.

Cam63

08-05-2005, 08:09 PM

A journalist staying in Jeruselum heard tell of a 110 year old Jewish guy who'd visit the Western Wall twice daily without fail for the last 92 years to pray.

Thinking it'd make a great human interest story, she went looking for him to ask for an interview.

When she found him, he was standing at the wall, deep in prayer.

She waited patiently for him to finish and introduced herself. He shook her hand and smiled.

" I've been told you've prayed here twice daily for the last 92 years. Is that true ? "

" Yes, it is ", he replied.

" What is it you pray for ? "

" I pray mainly for peace and understanding between Jews, Muslims, Christians and those who chose not to believe. I am tired of the needless bloodshed and suffering of our children. "

" That's amazing. For 92 years you've prayed for that ? How does it make you feel ? ", she asked.

" Like I'm talking to a fucking brick wall, lady ! "

the4thpip

08-07-2005, 03:27 AM

http://mitglied.lycos.de/the4thpip/Thing.jpg

the4thpip

08-07-2005, 03:47 AM

http://www.thepartyparty.com/
Get the top song on that list... "My Generation" sung by Dubya and Hillary!

"Dick is a killer" is also quite catchy.

Cam63

08-07-2005, 03:59 AM

" Dick is a killer " ?

Some guys exaggerate somewhat, Pip.

the4thpip

08-07-2005, 04:07 AM

" Dick is a killer " ?

Some guys exaggerate somewhat, Pip.
Hey, it's Bush who sings it. Blame him. :p

Michael P

08-07-2005, 09:48 AM

Awwwwww... (http://lionvszebra.ytmnd.com/)

the4thpip

08-07-2005, 01:16 PM

http://www.mob.tv/timekillers/virals/london2012.jpg

the4thpip

08-15-2005, 05:55 AM

http://home.earthlink.net/~reisenhart/_uimages/milkcap.jpg

WhiteRose

08-15-2005, 06:03 AM

http://home.earthlink.net/~reisenhart/_uimages/milkcap.jpg
That picture, in any context, never ceases to get a giggle out of me.

meg hunt

08-15-2005, 10:11 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/Juunigou/OMAC.gif

More comics here. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/heykidzcomix/)

*********************
http://www.crossedfingers.net
(online comics/illustration portfolio of meg hunt)

Kyuubi

08-19-2005, 07:06 PM

Ever wonder what smacking an Avenger on the boobs would sound like? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/)

Cam63

08-19-2005, 08:16 PM

That picture, in any context, never ceases to get a giggle out of me.

I'm nominating it for the Pulitzer Prize.

Screwtape

08-20-2005, 01:04 AM

Ever wonder what smacking an Avenger on the boobs would sound like? (http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/)
"Boont!" indeed! Is there a sound effect hall of fame? There should be!

Evil Rick Shea

08-20-2005, 02:24 AM

I laughed out loud when I saw how ridiculous these are:

http://cgi.ebay.com/YODA-DOG-COSTUME-Revenge-Sith-STAR-WARS-PET-Halloween_W0QQitemZ7707061843QQcategoryZ66766QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

http://cgi.ebay.com/STAR-WARS-PET-COSTUME-Princess-Leia-Animal-Suit-CAT-DOG_W0QQitemZ7707832316QQcategoryZ66766QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

http://cgi.ebay.com/CUTE-DARTH-VADER-Star-Wars-Pet-Animal-Costume-CAT-DOG_W0QQitemZ7707261177QQcategoryZ66766QQssPageNam eZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/PET-COSTUME-Princess-Leia-LICENSED-DELUXE-w-Headpiece_W0QQitemZ7706688557QQcategoryZ66766QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/LICENSED-PET-COSTUME-Wonder-Woman-Dog-Large-Halloween_W0QQitemZ7706849763QQcategoryZ66766QQssP ageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

Some really odd folks out there...

Evil Rick Shea
Famous Faces & Funnies
Melbourne, FL

Motormouse

08-20-2005, 06:09 AM

A man is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I may be mistaken as my memory is hazy, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful....

"Christ!" he says, "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse!?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."

:eek:

the4thpip

08-22-2005, 12:26 AM

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/DIrishB/AmazingSpiderman215-03.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002LRK.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Cam63

08-22-2005, 06:12 AM

Cam63

08-22-2005, 06:13 AM

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/DIrishB/AmazingSpiderman215-03.jpg[/IMG]

WTF ??!!!??

the4thpip

08-27-2005, 11:30 AM

The dog ate my House of M! (http://cgi.ebay.com/HOUSE-OF-M-1-CGC-NO-MR-PEABODY-VARIANT-1-OF-KIND_W0QQitemZ6555782209QQcategoryZ99946QQrdZ1%3Cb r%3EQQcmdZViewItem)

Buy it on ebay!

Kyuubi

08-31-2005, 12:19 AM

The heartwarming tale of a man and his cat.

I Gave My Cat An Enema. (http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html)

Kyuubi

09-07-2005, 02:37 AM

Sometimes, there are just no words.

http://luchins.com/dickery/wfc201dickeryisgenetic.jpg

http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/

YoGo

09-07-2005, 07:42 AM

Maritess the Filipina Maid vs the Superfriends:

http://www.fractalcow.com/rex/high.html

YoGo

09-07-2005, 08:42 AM

Words cannot describe...

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/troylove.html

The Xenos

09-07-2005, 07:52 PM

Sometimes, there are just no words.

http://luchins.com/dickery/wfc201dickeryisgenetic.jpg

http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/

"Quiet or papa spank?"

-Xenos

Cam63

09-08-2005, 11:02 PM

The heartwarming tale of a man and his cat.

I Gave My Cat An Enema. (http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html)

That was pretty funny Ky', my good fellow. :)

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

09-27-2005, 09:06 PM

Funniest thing Alan Moore's done since Top Ten:

http://pip.rubberfeet.org/stuff/ducks.html

Michael P

09-28-2005, 08:07 AM

http://batangel.ytmnd.com/

Michael P

09-29-2005, 10:29 AM

You were the Chosen One! (http://chosenswallow.ytmnd.com/)

Oracle_0128

09-29-2005, 03:52 PM

Typical dumb blonde :)

Dumb Blonde (http://www.bluemoongear.com/FunnyPicsComics/Comic-Why-are-there-so-many-W's.jpg)

Oracle_0128

09-29-2005, 03:53 PM

Batman has to go sometime...

Potty (http://galeb.etf.bg.ac.yu/~djolem/fun/slike/slike/batman.jpg)

Kyuubi

10-04-2005, 05:20 PM

Stewie Live! (http://www.stewielive.com/)

My favorites are kill lois, dance, and meg.

Cam63

10-04-2005, 07:06 PM

From the late Ronnie Barker:

" Thieves stole all the lavatories from a local police station and at this time, they still have nothing to go on. "

and

" An out of work contortionist reports he is having difficulties making ends meet. "

Oracle_0128

10-04-2005, 08:05 PM

Most of the stuff at www.jibjab.com always gets a chuckle.

Jib Jab (http://www.jibjab.com)

thehod

10-05-2005, 03:12 AM

More from the pen of the late, great Ronnie Barker:

Have you heard the one about the retired general who said he had not had sex since 1956? His friend said, 'That's a long time ago.' 'I don't know,' the general replied, 'it's only 20.27 now.

As a prisoner in Porridge, when playing monopoly: "Would you Adam and Eve it? Go to jail!"

In a hardware shop. Ronnie Corbett is behind the counter, wearing a warehouse jacket. He has just finished serving a customer.
CORBETT (muttering): There you are. Mind how you go.
(Ronnie Barker enters the shop, wearing a scruffy tank-top and beanie)
BARKER: Four Candles!
CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!

Tonight, we'll be asking: "Should all married couples be frank and earnest, or should one of them be a woman..."

Barker: There now follows a sketch featuring ghosties and ghoulies.
Corbett: In which I get caught by the ghosties...
Barker: And I get caught by surprise!

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies

Doctor: I want you to fill one of those containers for me.
Fletcher (other side of the room): What, from 'ere?

Corbett: Good evening! It's wonderful to be back with you again, isn't it, Ronnie?
Barker: Indeed it is. And in a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing.
Corbett: And we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with The Hatchback of Notre Dame.
Barker: But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime Minister's question time. A spokesman at Scotland Yard said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack.
Corbett: West Mersea police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms.
Barker: Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred "Chuckles" Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.
Corbett: Latest on the bullion robbery: At Wansforth Police Station, a man who's as deaf as a post, and doesn't speak english, with a terrible stutter, bad breath and squeaky shoes, is not helping the police with their inquiries one little bit.
Barker: At London's Heathrow, senior customs officer Seaforth Mumbly retired today. He shook hands with passengers passing through the customs, and confiscated a gold watch for himself.
Corbett: There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done.
Barker: The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow.
Corbett: Finally, it was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men. Laurel and Hardy.
Barker: And now a sketch, featuring Mr Ronnie Corbett, whose wife tries not to bring out the beast in him, because she's afraid of mice

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.

And Solomon F. Potts, America's most persistent practical joker, was buried today. He's not dead, it's just the neighbours getting their own back.

This kitchen appliance completely replaces the milkman, unless you're the woman at 14 Catbury Drive with the green door.

Sean Whitmore

10-05-2005, 08:47 PM

I hope this hasn't been mentioned yet, but it makes me laugh every time I see it.

What if Kubrick's "Shining" was made today as a feelgood comedy?

"Shining" Trailer (http://www.sonofapigfarmer.com/archives/2005/10/the_feelgood_mo.html)

SEAN

Jeff Brady

10-05-2005, 09:02 PM

That is GENIUS!

Karl J. Barnes

10-05-2005, 09:07 PM

Sometimes, there are just no words.

http://luchins.com/dickery/wfc201dickeryisgenetic.jpg

http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/

Always figured the Supes had a twisted S&M fetish.

Kyuubi

10-05-2005, 10:37 PM

He gives you wings.

http://luchins.com/dickery/redbull.jpg

http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/

mwm1331

10-06-2005, 02:25 AM

Gail You're really intelligent, very politically sophisticated, and good looking.
It made me laugh.

Cam63

10-06-2005, 02:50 AM

Where's muh gurn ?

Gail Simone

10-06-2005, 04:35 AM

Can you believe this dipshit thinks he's funny? :)

Yikes, I've peed funnier stuff than this.

Gail

Cam63

10-06-2005, 04:38 AM

I've got funnier stuff in my hanky.

I've seen funnier stuff squashed on the road.

I've seen funnier stuff in a Pauly Shore movie.

I've heard funnier stuff coming outta Mariah Carey's mouth.

Gail Simone

10-06-2005, 04:48 AM

BRING BACK SCREAM GURL! :)

Gail

Cam63

10-06-2005, 05:38 AM

FINALLY !

Thanks, Simone.

Kyuubi

10-10-2005, 10:24 PM

I can't decide if this is funny or deeply disturbing. I'll leave that decision up to all of you.

One Got Fat (http://www.archive.org/details/OneGotFa1963)

Nick Kal

10-11-2005, 12:52 AM

Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. :)

Cam63

10-11-2005, 01:12 AM

I can't decide if this is funny or deeply disturbing. I'll leave that decision up to all of you.

One Got Fat (http://www.archive.org/details/OneGotFa1963)

Half funny, half disturbing.

The Xenos

10-12-2005, 08:24 PM

He-Man wonders what is going on. (http://www.whoomp.com/articles/163/1/He-Man-does-4-non-blondes)

-Xenos

Lester C.

10-15-2005, 09:46 AM

A man comes home and asks his wife “Honey why do you think God made you so damn beautiful and stupid.” The wife says, “He made me beautiful so you'd be attracted to me and He made me stupid so I’d be attracted to you.”

Lester C.

10-15-2005, 10:05 AM

I found the absolute funniest picture, but I don't think I can get away with actually posting it as it is somewhat adult in nature.

http://1.im.cz/n/photo/01/32/02pgplv-topsirka.jpg

I’m going to go ahead and say you don’t have a y chromosome because only woman would find this funny. I been forever traumatized and am going to be in need of massive therapy before I can even think about sex again.

Karl J. Barnes

10-15-2005, 10:09 AM

Can you believe this dipshit thinks he's funny? :)

Yikes, I've peed funnier stuff than this.

Gail

Might want to see a doctor about that...

Karl J. Barnes

10-15-2005, 10:11 AM

I've seen funnier stuff in a Pauly Shore movie.

.

Now that's just crazy talk!!!!

Cam63

10-16-2005, 12:00 AM

Might want to see a doctor about that...

Yes, funny wee is something we should all be concerned about.

Was it rainbow coloured ?

Cam63

10-16-2005, 12:02 AM

Now that's just crazy talk!!!!

'Matter of fact, that was the name of Pauly's last movie.

Michael P

10-16-2005, 09:45 AM

http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/3596/etiquette4df.jpg

Ian Boothby

10-16-2005, 10:09 AM

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender asks, ¨Do you know there´s a steering wheel down your pants?¨ The Pirate says, ¨Yaarr, it´s driving me nuts¨.

Lester C.

10-16-2005, 10:18 AM

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender asks, ¨Do you know there´s a steering wheel down your pants?¨ The Pirate says, ¨Yaarr, it´s driving me nuts¨.

Ha Ha Ha very funny.

Michael P

10-16-2005, 08:53 PM

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9915/wyld1ih.png

Thnikkaman

10-16-2005, 11:30 PM

Ha Ha Ha very funny.

Yeah, almost as funny as it was when I saw it on Robot Chicken a few months ago.

Kyuubi

10-16-2005, 11:38 PM

http://luchins.com/dickery/WF104WrongonManylevels.jpg

http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/

Cam63

10-17-2005, 03:22 AM

Chances are the DC mob never heard of kissing before marriage in those days.

Cam63

10-17-2005, 03:24 AM

They did have vibrators back then, didn't they ?

Karl J. Barnes

10-17-2005, 09:42 AM

They did have vibrators back then, didn't they ?

Maybe not, but they still had horseback riding and sliding down stairway bannister....

Azrael52

10-17-2005, 12:25 PM

How does a redneck tell the difference in a bull and a cow in the dark?

He sticks his nose in its ass, and if there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow!

Why am I laughing at this again? :eek:

Azrael52

10-17-2005, 12:31 PM

Superman's a Dick (http://www.nationallampoon.com/supermanisadick/default.asp)

I laughed for hours.

Azrael52

10-17-2005, 12:32 PM

Gail, have you tried reading Killer Princesses or your run on DeadPool? They were pretty funny from what I've read.

Kyuubi

10-22-2005, 01:28 AM

MARVEL VILLAINS ASSEMBLE! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/273218)

the4thpip

10-23-2005, 03:47 AM

http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2005102104653.jpg

Not QUITE sure if the payoff is worth the buildup...

Gail Simone

10-23-2005, 09:54 PM

I don't post much on this thread, but I've laughed at it a hundred times.

Let's keep it going. ;)

Gail

Cam63

10-24-2005, 03:12 AM

MARVEL VILLAINS ASSEMBLE! (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/273218)

Heh ! :D
.......

YoGo

10-27-2005, 08:10 AM

http://dumpalink.com/pictures/1130233435/Wonder_Woman_Has_Retired

Wonder Woman will go through some massive changes after Infinite Crisis.

The Xenos

10-27-2005, 11:46 PM

Meet the conservatives in AHnold's Neighborhood:
http://img480.imageshack.us/my.php?image=angfinal9xn.swf

-Xenos

Lester C.

10-29-2005, 10:46 AM

Variations of this joke are making their way through Chicago.

Question: “What do bears with condoms on and the World Series have in common?”

Answer: No Cubs.

Karl J. Barnes

10-29-2005, 10:53 AM

Meet the conservatives in AHnold's Neighborhood:
http://img480.imageshack.us/my.php?image=angfinal9xn.swf

-Xenos

That was actually pretty clever, eventhough it was a bit like being hit over the head, but still clever.

Lester C.

10-29-2005, 10:54 AM

The joke I listed here was in the middle of the borderline of acceptable and offensive so I’m not going to tell my vibrator joke.

YoGo

10-31-2005, 01:15 AM

http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/861/collegehumor189451xauto0hj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

HAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa

In case you can't make out the irony, it says "For those of you that don't have GIO Third Party Property Insurance, we suggest you don't hit this bus."

Azrael52

10-31-2005, 12:05 PM

http://dumpalink.com/pictures/1130233435/Wonder_Woman_Has_Retired

Wonder Woman will go through some massive changes after Infinite Crisis.
WTF????????????????????????????????????

Michael P

11-03-2005, 09:42 AM

Okay, you have to have played the game to get it, but nevertheless: What The Antlion Saw:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/jngshin/cecil.jpg

YoGo

11-03-2005, 10:02 AM

In a September rape trial in New York City, witness Roberto Suarez testified that he saw two men in the room with a waitress just before she told him that she had been raped, and then when asked by the prosecutor to identify the two men, Suarez looked past the defendants and pointed to, respectively, Juror No. 8 and Alternate Juror No. 3. The New York Daily News reported that some jurors laughed so hard that they cried. [New York Daily News, 9-21-05]

ten characters

Michael P

11-03-2005, 11:11 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648

YoGo

11-03-2005, 11:22 AM

This one is even worse:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4398876863907258992&q=mariah+carey

A guy singing a song titled "I didn't mean to turn you on"

Michael P

11-03-2005, 11:45 AM

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/628/hampster0fj.jpg

Vesper

11-03-2005, 05:56 PM

http://www.comedity.com/index.php?strip_id=46

Karl J. Barnes

11-03-2005, 06:03 PM

http://www.comedity.com/index.php?strip_id=59

Karl J. Barnes

11-03-2005, 06:05 PM

http://www.comedity.com/index.php?strip_id=14

I felt that he needed a little something to perk him up for being a ninja.

Nick Kal

11-03-2005, 06:13 PM

I have GINGIVITIS!

Lester C.

11-03-2005, 06:18 PM

http://www.comedity.com/index.php?strip_id=14

I felt that he needed a little something to perk him up for being a ninja.

Damn evil ninja. I bet you he won by poisoning the pirate before hand. Good thing for Red he was going up against a pirate rather than a samurai Red would have been sorry.

Kyuubi

11-06-2005, 01:44 AM

The feel good movie of the year. (http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov)

Cam63

11-06-2005, 04:07 AM

I have GINGIVITIS!

That's funny for us, but sucks for you.

Feel comfort we're laughing at your discomfort.

Cam63

11-06-2005, 04:11 AM

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6739710473912337648

I think they shoulda got the Nobel Peace Prize.

Michael P

11-06-2005, 08:37 AM

The feel good movie of the year. (http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov)
Seen it before, and it's still funny.

The Xenos

11-07-2005, 01:39 AM

The feel good movie of the year. (http://www.ps260.com/molly/SHINING%20FINAL.mov)

Wow. That was freaking brilliant. It reminds me how trailers are mostly a pack of lies marketing bad films. Man, I saw a bunch today and wow did they stink. Plus you keep hearing the same damn songs over and over, so that song in this one was perfect. Not to mention seeing the same movies. Yours, Mine, and Ours? Pink Panther? Cheaper by the Dozen 2?

-Xenos

The Xenos

11-07-2005, 08:30 AM

Better than strip poker?
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/pokerroom1.html

-Xenos

Azrael52

11-07-2005, 11:48 AM

What if the band chick from American Pie had played the Pipe Organ?

Wait for it .......................and bam! Hit's ya like a load of bricks!

The Xenos

11-08-2005, 06:18 PM

Man. No wonder I like band chicks. They're all *(##$ing nuts. It's a wonder I was never in band.

-Xenos

Michael P

11-13-2005, 09:57 AM

Hey Ya, Charlie Brown! (http://www.smithappens.com/video_charliebrownheya.php)

Jeff Brady

11-13-2005, 10:02 AM

Hey Ya, Charlie Brown! (http://www.smithappens.com/video_charliebrownheya.php)

Ugh. Blasphemy. It's so evil, I love it.

Ian Boothby

11-13-2005, 04:18 PM

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let's go ride bikes!

The Xenos

11-14-2005, 12:02 AM

Dunno where else to put this, but I found the Hall of Doom hidden in real life!

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/117/hallofdoom211317548095499zr.jpg

-Xenos

Cam63

11-14-2005, 12:18 AM

Some architect watched Superfriends back in the day...

Cam63

11-14-2005, 12:22 AM

A beer walked ( toddled ? ) into a restaurant and sat at a table.

The waiter approaches and says, " I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve drinks in this section. "

the4thpip

11-14-2005, 01:11 AM

http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2666020051114.gif

The Xenos

11-14-2005, 08:26 AM

I think that comic strip broke some language areas of my brain.

-Xenos

WhiteRose

11-14-2005, 08:47 AM

http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/images/pearls2666020051114.gif

STAND BACK!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y98/RedThorn/head.jpg

HomerJay

11-14-2005, 10:04 AM

If you don't know wrestling, chances are you won't get this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/HomerJay64/rvd.gif

Michael P

11-14-2005, 11:40 AM

http://img468.imageshack.us/img468/1635/invinciblepsa2mo.jpg

the4thpip

11-22-2005, 04:59 AM

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/hair-less-milk.jpg

Cam63

11-22-2005, 05:06 AM

But hair gives milk roughage !

Typo Lad

11-22-2005, 06:05 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v739/Juunigou/unrequitedbatlovebig.gif

Azrael52

11-22-2005, 12:08 PM

Why don't you put up that last Garfield strip. I don't think I've laughed that hare since I was young and would giggle about everything.

the4thpip

11-22-2005, 01:19 PM

http://newcomicreviews.com/unsorted/21/bush_door.gif

Azrael52

11-22-2005, 01:28 PM

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days

before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day,

but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;

forty-five years of misery is enough".

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the

father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of

talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and

tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take

care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams

at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a

single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back,

and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a

thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says,"they're coming here for Thanksgiving

and they'll be paying their own way."

Azrael52

11-22-2005, 01:31 PM

S O M E T I M E S

Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.

Sometimes...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.

Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.

Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.
-

-

-

-

-

-
But FART!! just ONE time...

And everybody knows!!

Gotcha!!
You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories.

Azrael52

11-22-2005, 01:33 PM

Hello,

Help!

"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"

YA'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY NOW ... YA HEAR

Lester C.

11-22-2005, 01:49 PM

I heard this joke when I was ten which was seventeen years ago but damn it's still good.

Question: How did the mathematician work out his constipation?

Answer: With a pencil.

Vesper

11-22-2005, 04:00 PM

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=342#comic and!

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=25#comic

Lester C.

11-23-2005, 12:14 PM

Once again Kyuubi has deliver the pictorial funny. I actual fell out of my chair laughing at this.

Kyuubi's
A Series of Unforunate Events

http://rightsock.com/%7Ekjw/AppliedPhysics/ATT00015.jpg
http://rightsock.com/%7Ekjw/AppliedPhysics/ATT00018.jpg
http://rightsock.com/%7Ekjw/AppliedPhysics/ATT00030.jpg
http://rightsock.com/%7Ekjw/AppliedPhysics/ATT00033.jpg

Cam63

11-23-2005, 12:29 PM

It's nice to see genius at work.

Lester C.

11-23-2005, 12:38 PM

It's nice to see genius at work.

Thank you for the compliment. You are naturally talking about me right?

Cam63

11-23-2005, 12:41 PM

Umm...Yeahhhhh....

Lester C.

11-23-2005, 01:01 PM

Umm...Yeahhhhh....

Smile when you say that. I’m am after all holding on to your vegemite, guns and beer.

The Xenos

11-23-2005, 04:20 PM

I dunno, that last image looks photoshopped. Still damn funny even if the last part is faked.

_Xenos

Cam63

11-24-2005, 12:54 AM

Smile when you say that. I’m am after all holding on to your vegemite, guns and beer.

That's one helluva bluff !

YoGo

11-24-2005, 02:11 AM

http://www.goodiebag.tv/odds/proper_words_song.htm

Henry Winkler sings about penises, vulvas and children's genitals in general whilst strumming a guitar.

Seriously.

Cam63

11-24-2005, 02:26 AM

Hey, he was the original guy who jumped the shark, so he deserves some respect, damn you !

YoGo

11-24-2005, 02:46 AM

There is now a flying spaghetti monster - wait for it - dildo cosy.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/craftgrrl/7338468.html

Cam63

11-24-2005, 02:51 AM

Don't dildos deserve to be cosy, you inhumane bastard !?

Lester C.

11-24-2005, 07:02 AM

Don't dildos deserve to be cosy, you inhumane bastard !?

Don’t worry Cam no one is going to try to take your Dildo away from you. :eek:

Cam63

11-24-2005, 05:03 PM

Good.

I like her song, " White Flag. "

Azrael52

11-24-2005, 09:53 PM

Don't dildos deserve to be cosy, you inhumane bastard !?

.................................................. .........................

Lester C.

11-25-2005, 02:56 AM

Okay, you have to have played the game to get it, but nevertheless: What The Antlion Saw:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/jngshin/cecil.jpg

Is that Final Fantasy 2? :eek: That’s my favorite RPG game of all time but my god is it showing its age.

Cam63

11-25-2005, 03:02 AM

Is that Captain America about to pummel a green haired elf into submission ?

Lester C.

11-25-2005, 03:19 AM

Is that Captain America about to pummel a green haired elf into submission ?

I haven’t played the game since the early nineties but I do believe that Kain about to lay the smackdown on a child summoner that later, through a quirk of time travel and parallel dimensions, will go from a weak kid to the most powerful magical warrior in the game capable of calling Hindu gods to do her bidding.

the4thpip

11-25-2005, 10:28 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,546508,00.jpg

Michael P

11-25-2005, 10:30 AM

I haven’t played the game since the early nineties but I do believe that Kain about to lay the smackdown on a child summoner that later, through a quirk of time travel and parallel dimensions, will go from a weak kid to the most powerful magical warrior in the game capable of calling Hindu gods to do her bidding.
Actually, it's a monster's POV of a fight with Cecil, Edward, and Rydia, where Edward has dropped his harp and hidden behind a rock.

Lester C.

11-25-2005, 10:50 AM

Actually, it's a monster's POV of a fight with Cecil, Edward, and Rydia, where Edward has dropped his harp and hidden behind a rock.
That right I remember now. Kain is green not blue.

Vesper

12-01-2005, 07:53 PM

The new sobriety test!

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1215.html

Lester C.

12-02-2005, 02:59 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,546508,00.jpg

And I though Assyrians were hairy. :eek:

David Bedlam

12-02-2005, 03:08 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,546508,00.jpg

So that's how Man Faye payed for that costume! Modeling!

the4thpip

12-02-2005, 03:16 AM

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a299/Chetmo/1sandman.jpg

Surprised?
I'm sure he was!

Cam63

12-02-2005, 03:33 AM

...Mary Jane thought she was his first time !

The Xenos

12-02-2005, 05:34 AM

http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,546508,00.jpg

Dad?! Seriously, give me a good twnety years and that might be me. Hell, might have that much damn hair already. I"M HIDEOUS!

_Xenos

EdContradictory

12-02-2005, 05:47 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/kenkneisel/bgbb.gif

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

12-02-2005, 04:56 PM

A guy was late for his first date with this girl. When he finally got there, he said that the reason he was so late was because he wrote down the directions to get to her house on the side of the phonebooth. She asked how this would make him late, and he said: "Because I couldn't find a way to fit the goddamn thing in my car."

the4thpip

12-05-2005, 10:23 AM

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns3/superkendoll.jpg

http://supermanhomepage.com/images/superman-returns3/loisbarbiedoll.jpg

Michael P

12-06-2005, 03:43 PM

Darth Vader sings the hits (http://vadersings.ytmnd.com/)

Cam63

12-06-2005, 04:18 PM

Darth Vader sings the hits (http://vadersings.ytmnd.com/)

" Most impressive... "

Indeed....

Grazzt

12-06-2005, 07:46 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/kenkneisel/bgbb.gif

Just curious, where did you get that?

I need to know for a...friend.

EdContradictory

12-06-2005, 07:48 PM

Just curious, where did you get that?

I need to know for a...friend.
A guy on our site is using it as his avatar. I can ask him, if you want.

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

12-15-2005, 11:33 AM

Because you demanded it (or not; whichever works for you), here's Tom Scharpling & Jon Wurster's Rock 'N Roll Christmas Gift Guide:

http://harpmagazine.com/articles/detail.cfm?article_id=3711&section=Scharpling%20&%20Wurster's&issue=200512

Be sure to look out for the Stretch-Leonard Cohen doll!

The Xenos

12-15-2005, 06:37 PM

Darth Vader sings the hits (http://vadersings.ytmnd.com/)

Vader is like a YTMND staple, isn't he?

_Xenos

The Xenos

12-15-2005, 06:42 PM

Read some guy commenting on how cool the new season of 24 is gonna be after seeing the preview.

"If Jack Bauer does not give you an erection, you are obviously gay."

-Xenos

tangentman

12-15-2005, 07:38 PM

What's the difference between a judge and God?

Answer: God doesn't think he's a judge.

Here's another one...read this six times slowly....

I am so We Todd did.
I am sofa king we Todd did.

Thnikkaman

12-18-2005, 04:56 PM

What's the difference between a judge and God?

Answer: God doesn't think he's a judge.

Here's another one...read this six times slowly....

I am so We Todd did.
I am sofa king we Todd did.

Arise!

Arise, chicken!

Arise!

Lester C.

12-18-2005, 05:10 PM

Here's another one...read this six times slowly....

I am so We Todd did.
I am sofa king we Todd did.

Required reading for all pirates. Arr.

the4thpip

12-19-2005, 08:22 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/fantasyfootballbono/cap8annual.jpg

Azrael52

12-19-2005, 08:35 AM

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

Kyuubi

12-19-2005, 06:54 PM

BRAINIAC!

Murderous Cyborg!

Destroyer of civilizations!

Quite possibly Superman's worst enemy!

DISCO KING!

http://www.luchins.com/dickery/drdisco.jpg
http://www.livejournal.com/users/typolad/

Kyuubi

12-23-2005, 11:17 PM

http://tinypic.com/j0jzit.jpg
http://tinypic.com/j0jzg4.jpg

More from Photoshop Phriday. (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3452)

the4thpip

12-26-2005, 09:45 AM

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

The Xenos

12-26-2005, 03:37 PM

http://www.molvania.com/video_medium_2.html

ok it's gotta be some Saturday Night Live like comedy group. No way a real band is this lame.

-Xenos

Cam63

12-26-2005, 04:00 PM

Wanna bet ?

the4thpip

12-27-2005, 01:44 AM

ok it's gotta be some Saturday Night Live like comedy group. No way a real band is this lame.

-Xenos
Yeah, the entire country of Molvania is made up for a satirical travel guide. Great book.
But a lot of the Eurovision entries are actually that bad or worse...

Kyuubi

12-28-2005, 11:15 PM

X-Men: House of M
PART 3!!!!!!!
(http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285294)

the4thpip

01-01-2006, 08:49 AM

Ultimate Showdown! (http://media.putfile.com/ultimateshowdown#start)

the4thpip

01-02-2006, 07:48 AM

http://www.bellasydney.com/

The Xenos

01-06-2006, 01:05 PM

Everyone should know what the internet is for (http://www.youtube.com/player.swf?video_id=lr_HR-iIlYg) .

The Xenos

01-07-2006, 03:55 AM

Ok, here are a couple of flashes I just can't stop playing. They're a bit inside jokey, but they're rather insane enough jokes not to matter.

Anyway, first we have this Emo Duck who listens to too much Linkin Park:
http://www.4chan.org/flash/emo.html

Then we have this one with Longcat:
http://www.4chan.org/flash/longcat_song.html
rahter makes me teary eyed as well, mainly due to the lyrics (http://www.animelyrics.com/game/lunar/lunartbs.htm) as crazy as the remix is

There's also a Commadore64 reminx of that flash:
http://www.4chan.org/flash/longcat_c64.html

And I can't tell if this third one is just annoying or funny:
http://www.4chan.org/flash/adventurequest.html
Doesn't quite have the replayability.

Michael P

01-07-2006, 08:19 AM

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/01-06-06-hybrids/Captain-Pancakes.jpg

the4thpip

01-07-2006, 09:21 AM

I don't get it.
Used to have that Clerks poster tho.

the4thpip

01-07-2006, 03:03 PM

http://bestsmileys.com/animals/7.gif

Lester C.

01-07-2006, 03:16 PM

http://bestsmileys.com/animals/7.gif

Good one Pip. :) Pip you should also post this in the name that caption thread.

Cam63

01-07-2006, 03:49 PM

Thanks for my second laugh of the day, Pip.

the4thpip

01-08-2006, 07:51 AM

http://www.flamingsword.biz/mno/images/hvc_dubya.jpg

Cam63

01-08-2006, 08:19 AM

I may not know much about art, but I know what I like.

the4thpip

01-08-2006, 08:47 AM

http://www4.ncsu.edu/~chking/fark/galactus.jpg

Michael P

01-08-2006, 09:09 AM

Mentos: The Freshmaker! (http://pinoystyle.net/flash/002/009.html)

Vesper

01-13-2006, 04:20 AM

A blonde's answer on an Advanced Geometry test at Texas A&M:

The Xenos

01-15-2006, 10:20 PM

Conan O'Brian vs Stephen Colbert:
http://gorillamask.net/colcon.shtml

Cam63

01-15-2006, 10:27 PM

A blonde's answer on an Advanced Geometry test at Texas A&M:

I love lateral thinkers.

Cam63

01-15-2006, 10:32 PM

Mentos: The Freshmaker! (http://pinoystyle.net/flash/002/009.html)

I wasn't aware the NRA and Menthos had merged.

The Xenos

01-18-2006, 12:11 PM

What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

What is love? The collection. (it's a rather big file btw)

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=swf&file=whatislove.swf

Kyuubi

01-21-2006, 10:53 PM

What's wrong with this picture?

http://luchins.com/dickery/Flash133onetalkativemute.jpg
http://www.luchins.com/blog.html

Cam63

01-21-2006, 11:01 PM

Too obvious.

Typo Lad

01-22-2006, 05:15 AM

It's so nice to have fans.

kid_mash

01-22-2006, 05:34 AM

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/benweldon/Flash_1974_227_15.jpg

Cam63

01-22-2006, 05:49 AM

Hal was right to nip her derring do in the bud before it grew into a fullblown feminist agenda !

The Xenos

01-24-2006, 11:59 AM

Speaking of a feminist agenda. Here's more of that stupid feminist propaganda.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7126/tstickitin3oj.gif

Kyuubi

01-24-2006, 10:55 PM

The two greatest things ever: The Lord of the Rings and Azumanga Daioh.

TOGETHER AT LAST!

http://www.youtube.com/?v=20Kr_s5czb4

the4thpip

01-25-2006, 12:37 AM

Not sure if this was posted yet:
South Park Super Friends (http://superverse.com/Distributors/demo/parody.html)

The Beast Of Yucca Flats

01-25-2006, 12:06 PM

From the unholy union of Paul Dini & Misty Lee comes...

The Adventures of Little Rashy! (and his brother SuperRica)

http://www.littlerashy.com/index3.html

It's funny; it's bizarre; it's fizarre. (bunny?)

The Xenos

02-03-2006, 11:11 PM

BrokeBack to the Future (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ)

Yes. They went there. Only today did I find out it's done by a comedy group at a nearby college. http://chocolatecakecity.com/

YoGo

02-06-2006, 03:09 AM

http://www.doodie.com/super_hero_animation.php

This is a really crappy superhero

Typo Lad

02-06-2006, 06:10 AM

So they're retiring Christopher Robin and replacing him with a tomboyish young lass. (http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2005-12-06-winnie-the-pooh_x.htm)

My sister-in-law has this to say about that:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/d-awdrey-gore/Pooh.jpg

Hybrid2

02-06-2006, 07:34 AM

http://www.doodie.com/super_hero_animation.php

This is a really crappy superhero
That's discusting

Hybrid2

02-06-2006, 07:38 AM

just a joke.

How many feminist do it take to change lampbulb?

-Feninist,JOKES ABOUT WOMEN ARE NOT FUNNY!

kid_mash

02-06-2006, 09:11 AM

Drastic Comics
http://www.drasticcomics.com/images/strips/comic077.gif
http://www.drasticcomics.com/images/strips/comic065.gif

The Xenos

02-06-2006, 10:59 PM

Q: Why is Michael Jackson going to get rid of the rights to the Beatles Catalog? A: He relizes it is over 14 years old.

(blatantly stolen from Conan)

EdContradictory

02-07-2006, 08:21 AM

http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20060207whores.png

Lubichev

02-07-2006, 08:29 AM

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control Freak who."

Gail Simone

02-07-2006, 09:31 AM

http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/20060207whores.png

HAHAHAHAHA!

Gail

Gail Simone

02-07-2006, 09:33 AM

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control Freak who."

This is funny,too!

Gail

mistervader

02-07-2006, 02:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/w/Never-kiss-the-guy-durning-a-stare-down?v=v-cbSiD66CY

And the sad part is that the guy who got kissed in the staredown was the one who lost due to DQ.

YoGo

02-09-2006, 09:58 AM

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/9301/conseqsex4yr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

___________

Lubichev

02-13-2006, 08:28 AM

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c368/Lubichev/hungryjack001.jpg
look at the syrup bottle........

i wish it was a better scan.

Azrael52

02-13-2006, 11:05 AM

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're
> >>> Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a
> >>> valentine?"
> >>> Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
> >>> "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a
> >>> Valentine to?"
> >>> "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
> >>> "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little
bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the bastard."