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the4thpip
06-13-2009, 05:41 AM
... the only thing outlaws will have is swans?

A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.

The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.

He and a friend had been drinking on the bank of the river Isar in Munich when they spotted Steven L., a tourist from the eastern German state of Brandenburg, and chose to take offense at the man's eastern accent.

They hurled abuse at him, shouting: "Piss off you eastern pig, they should rebuild the Wall right up to the sky because of you."

After they had finished using the swan to hit the easterner, they went on to hurl bottles and even a barbecue filled with red-hot coals at their victim, who managed to escape with minor injuries.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,627139,00.html

K-DoG7p7
06-13-2009, 06:02 AM
And wars will be fought with Ostriches, Rheas and Emus

Hybrid2
06-13-2009, 06:22 AM
And wars will be fought with Ostriches, Rheas and Emus

well the Emus already won a war so...

Cam63
06-13-2009, 06:34 AM
Bullshit.

We just declared a ceasefire.

Your Imaginary Pal
06-13-2009, 07:07 AM
I think these guys have seen one Jackie Chan movie too many.

Cam63
06-13-2009, 07:12 AM
Yeah, but Jack was happy to use Peking fowl.

...His duck fu was strong !

Charles RB
06-13-2009, 07:55 AM
Is there something in the German psyche that explains why a man would look at a swan and think "that'd be a great blunt instrument!", or is this down to the wonder of beer?

sweetdreams
06-13-2009, 10:52 AM
poor birdie

Eliseu Gouveia
06-13-2009, 10:55 AM
"What a beautiful world this will be
What a glorious time to be free"