The Useless Game

[Spiffy]

You have two choices. Either name something useless, or chose an item a previous poster has already named as useless and "defend" it, vigorously, as "not useless".

I'll start with two (instead of just one) just so whoever follows up starts with a real choice. Remember, you can either name more things you think are useless, or defend one of these.

--$400 Designer Sunglasses

--Paris Hilton

[Sabrinaset]

Paris Hilton

...provides scientists with unlimited STD samples for future experimentation.

[Spiffy]

Sideburns.

(remember, all earlier useless items are still in play as well)

[Cam63]

Sideburns.

Elvis couldn't have become The King without 'em.

[Shades0077]

Sideburns.

(remember, all earlier useless items are still in play as well)

Without sideburns you cannot have the Muttonchop, one of the greatest facial hair styles of all time.

[Arrogantcur]

The human pinky toe.

[PatrickG]

The human pinky toe.

Always seemed useful whenever I wrote with my feet.

[Arrogantcur]

Always seemed useful whenever I wrote with my feet.

What did you write? :eek:

[PatrickG]

What did you write? :eek:

I used to practice writing my name, drawing basic shapes, etc. My parents used to accuse me of being a monkey for it. I found the pinky helped steady the pencil.

People who lose their hands have done a lot better with it than I ever did though.

[Arrogantcur]

I used to practice writing my name, drawing basic shapes, etc. My parents used to accuse me of being a monkey for it. I found the pinky helped steady the pencil.

People who lose their hands have done a lot better with it than I ever did though.

Okay, in that case: the NAIL of the human pinky toe. :cool:

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Reruns of fishing shows

[fireSTRIKE!]

Reruns of fishing shows

Babe Winkelman lover...