Racial Draft! Pick their race.

[Kage Kisaragi]

More so in the Marvel Universe than in DC there is a on going war between the species. Mutants, Humans, Aliens, Meta-Humans, Artificial Humanoids, Robots, ect ect. So long as these new species keep chiming out for recognition the more they will fight a up hill battle. However what would happen if instead of trying to get each individual new species to be recognized as sentient or equal rights life-forms, all the governments of the world told such beings, that they the founding or reigning governments of the world would have a racial draft and draft individuals rather than entire species into their own and treat them as such and the world itself would recognize said individuals as such...

The time is now, original spun from a Dave Chappelle show skit, this is the SUPERHERO/VILLAIN RACE DRAFT!

So lets get it started. Just name a hero/heroine or villain and then cast your vote for what major ethnic group you think they should be drafted by.

(now true, there is more to the tension between species in Marvel, but subject seems more catered to Mutants and we are going to make believe that this will indeed solve the problem.)
How do you win this game? I think it seems to be some sort of trolling competition but I can't be sure.

It's simple, no race can claim another person until all the races have picked a person. You can catagorize the races as but not limited to in cases within reason.

White
Black
Asian (citing particular nationalities are fine.)
Latino
Arabian
Native American

I'll be making a chart to keep track of the selections.
If selections don't fall under mentioned catagories then the selection is invaild.



White Black Latino Asian N.American Arabian
Dazzler Rogue Cyclops Jubilee Hellion Emma Frost
Magma M Nightcrawler Wolverine Jean Grey
Storm Prof X Psylocke Psylocke

[AcesX1X]

i think bishop should be drafted by the aboriginals.

[Novaya Havoc]

Dazzler: white peoples.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Scott Summers / Mexcian.
Wolverine / Japanese.

[marvell2100]

Dazzler: white peoples.

Because no one else wanted her.

With the fourth overall pick in the Human Draft, the Italians pick...Sage!

[AcesX1X]

Because no one else wanted her.

draft, PLEASE.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Sage: Algeria.

[marvell2100]

draft, PLEASE.

Fixed and fixed.

[Prodigy55]

I have to redraft Jubilation Lee to the Asians. Stop tryna steal her.

[marvell2100]

We have a trade. The Italians have traded Sage to the Algerians and in return get Magma. The crowd is not pleased.

[Daniel Mengsk]

Psylocke: Eurasian - might satisfy both camps.

[Novaya Havoc]

Storm: white peoples.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Storm: white peoples.

I was hoping someone would say her.

Rogue / Black peoples

[pryde15]

Jubilee: Mallrats

[Novaya Havoc]

Kitty Pryde: Laotians.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Deapool: Nobodie.

[Home made ectoplasm]

How do you win this game? I think it seems to be some sort of trolling competition but I can't be sure.

[marvell2100]

The Southern Race: Bobby Drake. *ice for their beers*

[Kage Kisaragi]

How do you win this game? I think it seems to be some sort of trolling competition but I can't be sure.

It's simple, no race can claim another person until all the races have picked a person. You can catagorize the races as but not limited to the ones listed below in cases within reason.

White
Black
Asian (citing particular nationalities are fine.)
Latino
Indian
Native American

[Come To Deathstrike]

Beast: CATS

[Aguja]

Emma Frost- Indian

[SayOcean]

M for the AA's

[Novaya Havoc]

It's simple, no race can claim another person until all the races have picked a person. You can catagorize the races as but not limited to the ones listed below in cases within reason.

White
Black
Asian (citing particular nationalities are fine.)
Latino
Indian
Native American

Excuse me? What about Arabs?

[Kage Kisaragi]

Since no side has picked one for the Native Americans I pick Hellion.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Excuse me? What about Arabs?

I'm catagorizing them under Indians.

[Novaya Havoc]

I'm catagorizing them under Indians.

I immediately summon darknessatnoon to this thread.

[Come To Deathstrike]

I'm catagorizing them under Indians.

Omgcontroversial.

[Kage Kisaragi]

until Black, Latino, Native American and Arabs catchup in the draft I'm going to halt adding any more results to any other group.
Would you rather I change that groups name to Arabs? not much of a big deal to me. :)

[darknessatnoon]

until Black, Latino, Native American and Arabs catchup in the draft I'm going to halt adding any more results to any other group.
Would you rather I change that groups name to Arabs? not much of a big deal to me. :)

Correct yoself, Kage. Arabs do not equal Pakis.

[Azure]

WTF where are the options for CELTS and ABORIGINALS?? etc etc.

[Kage Kisaragi]

WTF where are the options for CELTS and ABORIGINALS??

they can be black or white, besides this is the reigning governments. I don't know of a nation of celtics or aborigine.

[Kage Kisaragi]

Correct yoself, Kage. Arabs do not equal Pakis.

heck no, if people don't feel its PC enough then they don't have to list anyone for that particular group.

[darknessatnoon]

heck no, if people don't feel its PC enough then they don't have to list anyone for that particular group.

It's neither PC nor UnPC. It's just fucking retarded.

[timbox]

We should do this with CBR members instead of comic book characters.

[pryde15]

We should do this with CBR members instead of comic book characters.

That would be much more interesting.

[Novaya Havoc]

WTF where are the options for CELTS and ABORIGINALS?? etc etc.

How about the Maori?

[MuhollandDriver]

Maybe i overlooked it.....but has Outback Dazzler's heritage been taken care of?

[Novaya Havoc]

Jean Grey: Arab (Egyptian).

[lockerogue]

Maybe i overlooked it.....but has Outback Dazzler's heritage been taken care of?

Outback Dazzler is biracial.

[MuhollandDriver]

Outback Dazzler is biracial.

Ahhh. Halle Berry woulda been ripe for another role, then.

[SayOcean]

Black: Prof X

[marvell2100]

Hispanics: Nightcrawler

[Slung]

Jean Grey: Arab (Egyptian).

Obviously, the best race for Jean Grey

Maybe i overlooked it.....but has Outback Dazzler's heritage been taken care of?

She's black, yes?

[Kage Kisaragi]

updated the chart

[Novaya Havoc]

She's black, yes?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I claimed her for the elegant white people race!

[Novaya Havoc]

Wallflower: Native American.

[lockerogue]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I claimed her for the elegant white people race!

NO!!!! Outback Dazzler is biracial.

[MuhollandDriver]

Maybe Outback Ali was a Skrull.

[Novaya Havoc]

NO!!!! Outback Dazzler is biracial.

I locked her in, betch. Find your own character to cast within a race. We still need another Latino, or perhaps an Indian-Arabian Amalgam.

[Prodigy55]

DJ - Black

[Novaya Havoc]

Since Russia is the only true eurasian country, I believe that Psylocke should be moved from the sidelines of the chart into the White column.

[Aguja]

Thunderbird III Asian

[Novaya Havoc]

Nurse Annie: Latina

[MuhollandDriver]

Anole, No-Girl, Ernst, Kid Omega, and Qwerty: Pygmy

[SayOcean]

Franklin Richards: Black

[Puunk]

Gambit - Mexican.

Or is that too close?

[Slung]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! I claimed her for the elegant white people race!

This is OUTBACK Dazzler. She is clearly going to a different race than that lilly white non-Outback Dazzler. She clearly has the pigmentation to back this up! We need a picture!

[Fatguy]

Greenland drafts Nightcrawler.

[MuhollandDriver]

Can we compromise?

Lois London is an elitist South African.

[lockerogue]

Biracial

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d67/wairata/jogging.jpg

[Novaya Havoc]

Can we compromise?

Lois London is an elitist South African.

That would make her Afrikaans aka White.

[MuhollandDriver]

i know. You win the gold for spelling it out better.

Nonetheless, she wouldn't be a European.

Iceland just claimed Angel Salvatore.

[Slung]

Biracial

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d67/wairata/jogging.jpg

And there is the proof of where she belongs!

[RolandJP]

African American Male's draft Wolverine.


Because his healing factor assures he will never die ( X-forever notwithstanding). And he is assured to be on at least one X-team..Perma!

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Emma Frost Moon People

Jean Grey Crab People

Rogue All Natural White American

Martinique British Brazilian

[Slung]

Emma Frost Moon People

Jean Grey Crab People

Rogue All Natural White American

Martinique British Brazilian

I do not understand this? Is this some kind of judgement based on their merkins?

Are you suggesting...

Emma likes exposing her buttocks? She has ALWAYS hidden that area. The cellulite is her weakness.

Jean has crabs? The only place she could have gotten them was from Cyclops, she's been downright virginal other than that.

Rogue has a skunk stripe - Gambit it calls it a landing strip. TRUTH.

Martinique is a HIPPY she does NOT get ANY kind of carpet modifications.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

I do not understand this? Is this some kind of judgement based on their merkins?

Are you suggesting...

Emma likes exposing her buttocks? She has ALWAYS hidden that area. The cellulite is her weakness.

Jean has crabs? The only place she could have gotten them was from Cyclops, she's been downright virginal other than that.

Rogue has a skunk stripe - Gambit it calls it a landing strip. TRUTH.

Martinique is a HIPPY she does NOT get ANY kind of carpet modifications.

No It was a nationality thingy, that what this topic is about. When I said Emma is from the moon, I wasn't saying she moons anyone "please Fraction DO NOT GET ANY IDEALS", but I was calling her a moon person as she was born from the Moon and as for the Jean Grey reference, have you watched a show called South Park? And yes Martinique has two of the sexiest Nationalities known to mankind and Rogue is ALL American, excepted Racist

[Brian Cronin]

It was certainly a....unique idea!

-Brian