View Full Version : Superhero Race Draft! Pick their race.
Kage Kisaragi
06-09-2009, 02:24 PM
More so in the Marvel Universe than in DC there is a on going war between the species. Mutants, Humans, Aliens, Meta-Humans, Artificial Humanoids, Robots, so and so forth. So long as these new species keep chiming out for recognition the more they will fight a up hill battle. However what would happen if instead of trying to get each individual new species to be recognized as sentient or equal rights life-forms, all the governments of the world told such beings, that they the founding or reigning governments of the world would have a racial draft and draft individuals rather than entire species into their own and treat them as such and the world itself would recognize said individuals as such...
The time is now, originally spun from a Dave Chappelle show skit, this is the SUPERHERO/VILLAIN RACE DRAFT!
So lets get it started. Just name a hero/heroine or villain and then cast your vote for what major ethnic group you think they should be drafted by.
(now I know that the tension between humans and members of the mentioned races goes a little deeper than them just wanting to be accepted despite their appearances, but just for fun lets pretend that after being drafted individuals are treated like members of their respected new ethnicities.)
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White Black Latino Asian N.American Indian
Silver Surfer Punisher Tony Stark Amadeus Cho Bucky Sentry
Bill Foster Thor Sister Grimm
Thanos Hulk
Monty_Cristo
06-09-2009, 04:46 PM
Tony Stark should be latino.
Assemble
06-09-2009, 05:00 PM
Since white people basically already took Luke Cage, i'm gonna go with The Punisher to the African American community.
Rurik
06-09-2009, 05:09 PM
Amadeus Cho for Japan, and Squirrel Girl as queen of the planet.
GalactaSurfer
06-09-2009, 05:20 PM
Sentry is getting drafted to India
JT from Secret Warriors is now Puerto Rican
And the ENTIRE cast of X-MEN are apart of the African American community.
Assemble
06-09-2009, 06:12 PM
Sentry is getting drafted to India
JT from Secret Warriors is now Puerto Rican
And the ENTIRE cast of X-MEN are apart of the African American community.
In return we want : Hardcore, Thunderball, Chemistro, Cardinal and Photon!
jackolover
06-09-2009, 06:51 PM
More so in the Marvel Universe than in DC there is a on going war between the species. Mutants, Humans, Aliens, Meta-Humans, Artificial Humanoids, Robots, so and so forth. So long as these new species keep chiming out for recognition the more they will fight a up hill battle. However what would happen if instead of trying to get each individual new species to be recognized as sentient or equal rights life-forms, all the governments of the world told such beings, that they the founding or reigning governments of the world would have a racial draft and draft individuals rather than entire species into their own and treat them as such and the world itself would recognize said individuals as such...
The time is now, originally spun from a Dave Chappelle show skit, this is the SUPERHERO/VILLAIN RACE DRAFT!
So lets get it started. Just name a hero/heroine or villain and then cast your vote for what major ethnic group you think they should be drafted by.
(now on I know that the tension between humans and members of the fore mentioned races goes a little deeper than them just wanting to be accepted despite their appearances, but just for fun lets pretend that after being drafted individuals are treated like members of their respected new ethnicities.)
This is not a bad premise.
Although I would probably make a cabal with
Ultron,
Namor,
Scott,
the Super Skrull,
Black Bolt,
Cage,
LMD's
Mole Man
Osborn
Then, integrate all races into those spaces. Why have the Skrulls on your backs all the time? Why keep Ultron labeled as a villain? Why antagonize the Mole Man and Namor ad infinitum? Call it a Planet Earth Treaty
Expletive Deleted
06-09-2009, 07:22 PM
Why keep Ultron labeled as a villain?I think once you've committed genocide and enslaved an entire galaxy, that ship has sailed.
Siddon
06-09-2009, 07:32 PM
I think once you've committed genocide and enslaved an entire galaxy, that ship has sailed.
of you're god
the Jews would have drafted Silver Surfer
Greg Anderson
06-09-2009, 07:36 PM
Tony Stark should be latino.
You know for YEARS I thought Stark was Latino. Funny, because when I mentioned to one of my best friends who's Latino that Stark was always white, he refuses to believe that. :biggrin:
Kage Kisaragi
06-09-2009, 07:53 PM
I'm going to be making a chart, if you guys don't mind. I'll add it to the first post. Some post however if you don't mind I'll have to leave as invalid..
Basically a quick run of the rules is.
1.) One person per vote.
2.) You may post another person to a different group or wait until others have filled all the other groups with selections.
3.) Once all the groups have been assigned someone for all the spots on one line, then new nominations for the next tier or line can begin, and of course first called is first assigned.
I hope this isn't to confusing. This is all for fun guys.
Kage Kisaragi
06-09-2009, 08:00 PM
In return we want : Hardcore, Thunderball, Chemistro, Cardinal and Photon!
Not sure which side you want them on, even though you can only make one selection at a time
Also Jackolover, are you making a post a vote for any particular character, sorry the rules can coming along kind of late.
Monty_Cristo
06-09-2009, 09:14 PM
You know for YEARS I thought Stark was Latino. Funny, because when I mentioned to one of my best friends who's Latino that Stark was always white, he refuses to believe that. :biggrin:
it was his look in the 80s. he had a full-on jerry curl hair style and always dressed like scarface. plus he was based out of california and his mother's name is Maria.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19940/413371-Tony_301_super.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/35895/769656-tony_stark_super.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19940/450082-tony_409_super.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19940/369753-19019-iron-man_super.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19940/739713-tonystark_04_super.jpg
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/19940/739715-tonystark_06_super.jpg
i'm telling you, if i had my way, Tony would have been latino and Pym would have been a black dude (and never ever hit his wife). that would be an incredibly diverse Avengers Founders roster.
jackolover
06-09-2009, 09:34 PM
Not sure which side you want them on, even though you can only make one selection at a time
Also Jackolover, are you making a post a vote for any particular character, sorry the rules can coming along kind of late.
No Kage. I don't think I'll vote. I just wanted to comment on your idea.
Brother Justin Crowe
06-09-2009, 10:04 PM
I'm takin' Bill Foster for whitey. Maybe now he'll get some respect.
The Aryans can take Bishop, because they like killing innocent children as much as he does. :)
RolandJP
06-09-2009, 11:07 PM
Texans draft Wolverine.
He's hairy and drinks beer all the time.
As far as race goes, Native Americans draft Bucky Barnes/Captain America, he is brainwashed by Shaman into thinking he is a native Seminole and his new code name is POETIC JUSTICE.
Rurik
06-09-2009, 11:24 PM
He'd trick the president into signing over the country to the tribes, then force everyone else to live on reservations, after having all their own beliefs and customs destroyed?
RolandJP
06-10-2009, 12:25 AM
He'd trick the president into signing over the country to the tribes, then force everyone else to live on reservations, after having all their own beliefs and customs destroyed?
You must have read the advance solicits of the Poetic Justice's mini-series THANKSGIVING
Issue one---Poetic Justice and his side-kick Pilgrim wreck havok across the golden plains of old america. There, they encounter General Custer leader of A.I.M.
American Idea Mechanics, a team of time engineers who wish to rewrite history. One in which, the natives lost.
The ripples in time begin to effect, everything---even this solicit.
Wait, what was I posting. Oh Never mind.
Kage Kisaragi
06-10-2009, 02:37 AM
one vote at a time unless your voting for each group.
Bucky added chart updated.
Crowforge
06-10-2009, 02:39 AM
I'd like to vote punisher out of black in exchange for Wolverine.
Kage Kisaragi
06-10-2009, 03:04 AM
I'd like to vote punisher out of black in exchange for Wolverine.
get one more person to also go for this and it'll be changed, if I just change it for one person then I'd be changing it every time someone wanted a character for another group. Sorry.
Westgarth J
06-10-2009, 03:38 AM
Looking over the art in Runaways, I vote Nico Minoru to be Japanese.
GalactaSurfer
06-10-2009, 05:04 AM
Lets get Thor Down with W. Africans (Yourba)
timbox
06-10-2009, 05:42 AM
Which side will the midgets fight for?
Ikonic
06-10-2009, 06:12 AM
I motion for selecting Hulk for blacks. He'd fit our angry black man stereotype we so often get stuck with.
Kage Kisaragi
06-10-2009, 10:00 AM
updated, lets try to get some of the other groups some members to, so that this stays balanced.
RolandJP
06-10-2009, 10:40 AM
With the 7th pick in the draft I nominate Peter Parker as Jewish
OY!
mr. batman
06-10-2009, 11:32 AM
I'm somewhat confused by this
Nyssane
06-10-2009, 11:39 AM
Dazzler: African-Americans.
Sentry is getting drafted to India.
...Where in his secret identity he works as a tech support dork.
Kage Kisaragi
06-10-2009, 02:08 PM
Dazzler: African-Americans.
while im not disregarding your uh vote, I will say that we need to fill out the rest of the catagories first, African Americans, already have Punisher, Thor and Hulk. The other groups are behind by 1 or 2 and in the case of N. Americans 3 votes.
Assemble
06-10-2009, 05:44 PM
:cool: I'd give THANOS to the white people...
Nyssane
06-10-2009, 06:01 PM
This game has too many rules, thus it sucks.
Close this thread please.
GalactaSurfer
06-10-2009, 07:47 PM
Black and White people are greedy :tongue:
Iron Fist for China
TJKernan
06-10-2009, 08:10 PM
What about the South Americans!
Psylocke for the Brazilians! The oriental version looks like she should be on a beach during Carnivale!
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