Come anticipate then bitch about "Dazzler's Greatest Ever Scene"

[just another user]

OMG guys, so exited - this is going to be epic

[timbox]

It will be better than Storm's.

[just another user]

There is no way that this could disappoint, not even if it turns out to be something lame like Storm breaking a window and Dazzler absorbing the distant and relatively quiet sounds from outside to turn them into a dazzling light blast to thwart her enemies, with awesome Land art

[Giles]

OMG guys, so exited - this is going to be epic

Oh, you mean when ***** used her ****** to....

...and then ******* used the ******-****** to ******* her ******?!

Yeah, "epic".

:rolleyes:

[AN0LE]

It will be better than Storm's.

Are you referring to the epic scene where she is sleeping on the floor or the monumental moment where Empath outmaneuvered her lightning on his dirtbike?

[timbox]

It seems likely that Lila Cheney would make a cameo appearance for Dazzler's greatest scene ever.

Maybe Longshot.

[worstblogever]

She will overexpose the Mastermind sisters to a light as bright as a sun, leaving the duo with some of the worst tan lines in the history of the world.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/4/4a/Lady_Mastermind_05.jpg/200px-Lady_Mastermind_05.jpg

[just another user]

Oh, you mean when ***** used her ****** to....

...and then ******* used the ******-****** to ******* her ******?!

Yeah, "epic".

:rolleyes:

Anticipate first, bitch later

[psycwave]

I think Dazzler buys an air horn.

[AN0LE]

She will overexpose the Mastermind sisters to a light as bright as a sun, leaving the duo with some of the worst tan lines in the history of the world.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/4/4a/Lady_Mastermind_05.jpg/200px-Lady_Mastermind_05.jpg

I am sure there is a plethora of material for Land to use for "inspiration" for said tan-lines.

[Twisted Bliss]

The windows are blown out. The room is put into darkness.

Dazzler users her amazing powers like a eco-friendly lightbulb. She slowly brightens over the course of and hour enabling storm to see to use her inferior wind powers.

[AcesX1X]

nothing can ever top barry windsor smith's HOTTTT uncanny x-men scene of dazzler dancing up a light-storm and accidentally turning everyone murderous in the process.

[just another user]

It seems likely that Lila Cheney would make a cameo appearance for Dazzler's greatest scene ever.

Maybe Longshot.

I like your thinking timbox, this is the kind of positivity I was looking for in the lead up to our heroine's best scene ever. Can you imagine how good it's going to be if Actual Marvel Editors are singing its praises?

nothing can ever top barry windsor smith's HOTTTT uncanny x-men scene of dazzler dancing up a light-storm and accidentally turning everyone murderous in the process.

Nick Lowe disagrees, Gene.

[Giles]

Anticipate first, bitch later

Oops, sorry! :biggrin:

With Fractions writing, its hard to that in that order.

[AcesX1X]

Nick Lowe disagrees, Gene.

does he? maybe he hasn't read this story yet.

[Novaya Havoc]

I love how Dazzler using her light powers is the greatest scene ever.

DAZZLER SPOILAHZ:
So how is Mr. Fraction's writing this issue? Sadly mediocre I'm afraid. This issue is a fairly generic plot with some minor, poorly done twists. For example, (minor spoiler warning) in one scene Dazzler is facing one of the attacking girls and reveals that Storm had deliberately shattered the window so that the noise from the city could be used by Dazzler as a weapon. Dazzler then blasts the girl, showing a level of power Dazzler has rarely displayed. The problem is that it makes no sense. The scene takes place numerous stories above the shattered window. Sure, there'd be some ambient noise for Dazzler to use but bringing an air horn along with her would obviously make more noise. After all, they could hear each other in the room despite the ambient noise; they wouldn't have been able to with an air horn. But I guess it would be a little less cool of a twist if Dazzler just suddenly pulled out an air horn. Fraction's best written scene is actually the final one of the issue. Without going into details, it involves Beast standing up for something that will hopefully make for some interesting progression next issue.

However, this reviewer sounds like he is a continuitywonk for such a minor nitpick. Even I care not about "soundgate". I'm surprised that part of her ability was referenced at all!

Plus he said the quintessential scene of the issue was one involving BEAST.

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[Dagger]

Ugh. Fricking more Beast and the X-Nerds! They so need an Ogre to go throw them in a pool or something.

[AcesX1X]

i am SO SICK of the x-nerds.

see what happen when you refuse to bring sage out of the crystal palace, matt fraction? your story make no sense. she would have organized this pathetic group of idiot savants into something actually worth caring/reading about in half the time you have already spent on the subject.

[Jack Flash]

I hope she uses her hands like a light gun again. *Yay*

[just another user]

Plus he said the quintessential scene of the issue was one involving BEAST.

lulz, I don't believe you. Normal people don't use that word.

[Leirus]

Somehow, I would have prefered Dazzler pulling out her Air Horn of Sparkling Doom...

[AcesX1X]

can't dazzler just listen to her headphones. she need an ipod dock on her belt.

[Giles]

can't dazzler just listen to her headphones. she need an ipod dock on her belt.

But then she wouldn't have had her "epic moment"....

God, there I go again...

I will say this; I'm truly glad that it was Dazzler and NOT one of the Cuckoos as I first thought. Although Alison should return the Power Pack costume back to Katie.

[AcesX1X]

dazzler needs to start showing some skin.

[Swashbuckler]

Dazzler's scene sounds great. Hopefully she says, "Whatever Masterminds! I'm gonna GO GOR IT!" Then blasts those hoochies!

[timbox]

Dazzler needs hardlight Wolverine claws.

[Agent_Torpor]

dazzler needs to start showing some skin.

Seriously. Her hausfrau uni is more geared towards her role as X-Baby mother in the mojoworld. Let's see some GAMS.

[peopleofpaper]

it would make more sense and been easily explained if Storm made a huge thunder sound which would create that much noise for Dazzler to have a big blast. i don't get Faption.

[ExodusCloak]

I love how Dazzler using her light powers is the greatest scene ever.

DAZZLER SPOILAHZ:
So how is Mr. Fraction's writing this issue? Sadly mediocre I'm afraid. This issue is a fairly generic plot with some minor, poorly done twists. For example, (minor spoiler warning) in one scene Dazzler is facing one of the attacking girls and reveals that Storm had deliberately shattered the window so that the noise from the city could be used by Dazzler as a weapon. Dazzler then blasts the girl, showing a level of power Dazzler has rarely displayed. The problem is that it makes no sense. The scene takes place numerous stories above the shattered window. Sure, there'd be some ambient noise for Dazzler to use but bringing an air horn along with her would obviously make more noise. After all, they could hear each other in the room despite the ambient noise; they wouldn't have been able to with an air horn. But I guess it would be a little less cool of a twist if Dazzler just suddenly pulled out an air horn. Fraction's best written scene is actually the final one of the issue. Without going into details, it involves Beast standing up for something that will hopefully make for some interesting progression next issue.

However, this reviewer sounds like he is a continuitywonk for such a minor nitpick. Even I care not about "soundgate". I'm surprised that part of her ability was referenced at all!

Plus he said the quintessential scene of the issue was one involving BEAST.

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I heard Karma also supposed to do something this issue?

[Giles]

it would make more sense and been easily explained if Storm made a huge thunder sound which would create that much noise for Dazzler to have a big blast. i don't get Faption.

That would have been GREAT, Storm and Dazzler working together as a team, just like in the great old days...

[Agent_Torpor]

I heard Karma also supposed to do something this issue?

hopefully she gets fat. sloppy fat.

[lockerogue]

hopefully she gets fat. sloppy fat.

If that happened I would buy 10 copies. I wonder who Land would trace from.

[tetragene]

lol, omg... wtf

If X-Men editors are paid equivalent to how much they can hype the hell out of anything in the books to ridiculous proportions... Lowe must be raking in the millions, lol. God, she did way more impressive things in AoA than this alleged "best Dazzler scene ever written."

Lame

[Dagger]

hopefully she gets fat. sloppy fat.
I'd orgasm and never complain about Land's art on this title again.

[Agent_Torpor]

I'd orgasm and never complain about Land's art on this title again.

Me too. Fat Karma is so loveable.

[Giles]

I'd orgasm and never complain about Land's art on this title again.

Who do you think he'd chose for the tracing?

[Leogam]

I hate the way they've now shown Dazzler's power effect in daimond shapes & nothing more

[Hi-Fi]

I love how Dazzler using her light powers is the greatest scene ever.

DAZZLER SPOILAHZ:
So how is Mr. Fraction's writing this issue? Sadly mediocre I'm afraid. This issue is a fairly generic plot with some minor, poorly done twists. For example, (minor spoiler warning) in one scene Dazzler is facing one of the attacking girls and reveals that Storm had deliberately shattered the window so that the noise from the city could be used by Dazzler as a weapon. Dazzler then blasts the girl, showing a level of power Dazzler has rarely displayed. The problem is that it makes no sense. The scene takes place numerous stories above the shattered window. Sure, there'd be some ambient noise for Dazzler to use but bringing an air horn along with her would obviously make more noise. After all, they could hear each other in the room despite the ambient noise; they wouldn't have been able to with an air horn. But I guess it would be a little less cool of a twist if Dazzler just suddenly pulled out an air horn. Fraction's best written scene is actually the final one of the issue. Without going into details, it involves Beast standing up for something that will hopefully make for some interesting progression next issue.

However, this reviewer sounds like he is a continuitywonk for such a minor nitpick. Even I care not about "soundgate". I'm surprised that part of her ability was referenced at all!

Plus he said the quintessential scene of the issue was one involving BEAST.

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How did you read the issue already? I thought you lived in Gabon?

[just another user]

How did you read the issue already? I thought you lived in Gabon?

He gets his issues fed-exed to him. With the time difference it's Wednesday there already.

[ExodusCloak]

How did you read the issue already? I thought you lived in Gabon?

They always have a review a day before the issue comes out:
http://www.comicsbulletin.com/reviews/124455442239428.htm

[Hi-Fi]

He gets his issues fed-exed to him. With the time difference it's Wednesday there already.
FedEx never fails! I can always rely on it.

[Novaya Havoc]

How did you read the issue already? I thought you lived in Gabon?

They always have a review a day before the issue comes out:
http://www.comicsbulletin.com/reviews/124455442239428.htm

See? You fail at trolling me, Hi-Fi!

[Peter David]

Not that I'm biased, but if you want the best Dazzler scene ever, it's going to come at the end of her upcoming appearance in "Wolverine: First Class"...which, tragically, most X-fans won't read.

I'm quite proud of it.

PAD

[AcesX1X]

Not that I'm biased, but if you want the best Dazzler scene ever, it's going to come at the end of her upcoming appearance in "Wolverine: First Class"...which, tragically, most X-fans won't read.

I'm quite proud of it.

PAD

a lot of us on this board hype wolverine: first class, PAD...

is it possible to get a feature tessa appearance there?

[Agent_Torpor]

a lot of us on this board hype wolverine: first class, PAD...

is it possible to get a feature tessa appearance there?

Seriously.

And if Dazzler's in her classic disco outfit (as I think I saw from the cover), it's already so much more win over Fraction's rote "wonder-twin powers activate" battlescene bullshit.

[Hi-Fi]

LOL. I find my trolling cute.

[Novaya Havoc]

Not that I'm biased, but if you want the best Dazzler scene ever, it's going to come at the end of her upcoming appearance in "Wolverine: First Class"...which, tragically, most X-fans won't read.

I'm quite proud of it.

PAD

Dazzler fandom is aware of this. I anticipate sexyDisco-infused, Longshot-free goodness.

[fortyseven]

I hate the way they've now shown Dazzler's power effect in daimond shapes & nothing more

It's really Jubilee in a wig.

[Azure]

Not that I'm biased, but if you want the best Dazzler scene ever, it's going to come at the end of her upcoming appearance in "Wolverine: First Class"...which, tragically, most X-fans won't read.

I'm quite proud of it.

PAD

Dazzlerine! I hope this scene can match the pheneomenal standard of this series so far, Peter David! This is currently the scene to beat:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5648/594025-prv1275_pg5_super.jpg

[Novaya Havoc]

It's really Jubilee in a wig.

..........

No.

[Aguja]

Dazzlerine! I hope this scene can match the pheneomenal standard of this series so far, Peter David! This is currently the scene to beat:

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5648/594025-prv1275_pg5_super.jpg

OMG <3

PAD needs to write a team up between Darkstar and Dagger! Dazzler can cameo in a supporting role.

[Novaya Havoc]

OMG <3

PAD needs to write a team up between Darkstar and Dazzler! Dagger can die off-panel.

Fixed it for you.

[Aguja]

Fixed it for you.

LOL. I think PAD likes Tandy too much to ever do that. She will be his muse.

[Leirus]

Not that I'm biased, but if you want the best Dazzler scene ever, it's going to come at the end of her upcoming appearance in "Wolverine: First Class"...which, tragically, most X-fans won't read.

I'm quite proud of it.

PAD

Thank god. I hope that one is not cancelled, I quite like it...

[Azure]

OMG <3

PAD needs to write a team up between Darkstar and Dagger! Dazzler can cameo in a supporting role.

Fixed it for you.

Don't fight over Darkstar!

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Dazzler will get the honor to lose to Martinique...AGAIN!

[XaviersMisprint]

Not that I'm biased, but if you want the best Dazzler scene ever, it's going to come at the end of her upcoming appearance in "Wolverine: First Class"...which, tragically, most X-fans won't read.

I'm quite proud of it.

PAD

I'll admit I never bought the second issue of the Elektra story or the issue with Thor in it, but I probably will get around to it eventually. I have every issue before it, and I have enjoyed the series a lot! I am definitly onboard for the Dazzler issue and Madrox issue. The little guest stars from the outsides of the X-Line are what will make this series excellent. Both are characters that probably have a lot of untold stories from the time, so it makes sense!

Can you tell us if there is any possibility of seeing Northstar/Aurora, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Siryn, or Cloak and Dagger anywhere in the series? I'd buy 5 issues of any of those!

[Agent_Torpor]

PAD, use yellow-costume Aurora and i'll buy all of your work from now on.

[XaviersMisprint]

If there aren't plans for Cloak and Dagger after Dark X-Men, they should join X-Factor! They totally fit the Noir tone and I imagine this incredible scene of Cloak spreading his cloak wide while hundreds of Madrox dupes come falling, tumbling, running, leaping through and swarming over whatever threat is there.

I've actually written/drawn that scene a few different times. It'd be epic.

[Peter David]

I'll admit I never bought the second issue of the Elektra story or the issue with Thor in it, but I probably will get around to it eventually. I have every issue before it, and I have enjoyed the series a lot! I am definitly onboard for the Dazzler issue and Madrox issue. The little guest stars from the outsides of the X-Line are what will make this series excellent. Both are characters that probably have a lot of untold stories from the time, so it makes sense!

Can you tell us if there is any possibility of seeing Northstar/Aurora, Rogue, Nightcrawler, Siryn, or Cloak and Dagger anywhere in the series? I'd buy 5 issues of any of those!

Well, if you'd bought the Thor issue, you'd have seen that Nightcrawler was in it. Siryn is in the Dazzler issue.

PAD

[Novaya Havoc]

Does Siryn charge Dazzler to such a level of POWAR that she eventually lasers a hole to the core of the Earth?

Please answer yes. My livelihood depends upon it.

[MuhollandDriver]

Yes. A big ole photon sparkle right through Earth's kisser.

Who crawls out? The first Human Torch.

Hence the upcoming comeback. See how in the know our X-Men now are?

[Naira K]

I am sure there is a plethora of material for Land to use for "inspiration" for said tan-lines.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f301/jazzywazzy_19/kim-kardashian-sunburned.jpg

[Agent_Torpor]

LOL she is such a trainwreck. Besides, Khloe is cuter.

[Naira K]

LOL she is such a trainwreck. Besides, Khloe is cuter.

Kim is the nicest though.