Blackest night has gotten even worse

[Tetsuo_man]

http://i.livescience.com/images/blackestnight_titans_1.jpg

[Cam63]

That art only needs some tentacles to make it worse.

[Red Jack]

Wow.


Just.


Wow.



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[SimplySalty]

That is so hot...

[Chris Lang]

Ah, isn't DC so full of class and good taste these days? :smile:

Just when I thought I'd see it all ... along comes necrophilia.

[Chris Hansbrough]

anyone care for some cheese?

[Venom Melendez]

I don't see the problem.


What's wrong?

[Cam63]

That's a cheddar plant on it's own, mate.

[Lester C.]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z23/verile_smile/Zombies_Need_Love_Too_by_kitkatty.png

[Cam63]

Right before you shoot them in the head.

...No, not that one.

[Lester C.]

Right before you shoot them in the head.

...No, not that one.

Feeling frisky about zombies, are we.:eek:

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Ten bucks say somewhere out there there is someone who this very second is thinking:
"- Hey, i´d tap that undead ass." :rolleyes:

[Bob Violence]

Ten bucks say somewhere out there there is someone who this very second is thinking:
"- Hey, i´d tap that undead ass." :rolleyes:

She's undead, but she's easy.:eek:

[Infra-Man]

Nice to see a comic book of Jorg Buttgereit's Nekromantik. But I can't help but feel they'll lose something in the translation, especially without the rousing, romantic score of the film.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

She's undead, but she's easy.:eek:


Dayum, we didn´t even need to look far. :biggrin:

J/K

[Red Jack]

And, uh, WTF is up with the drool?

[BnL]

I don't see the problem.


What's wrong?

Aside from the art being pretty bad, I find it tasteless that even dead women are subject to cheesecake art. If it were another artist, I might take it as some kind of commentary on how pervasive cheesecake has gotten. But it's Benes, and that's how he always draws women, so....

[heystacy]

Wow.


Just.


Wow.



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Just a "little," Red. :wink:

[Cam63]

And, uh, WTF is up with the drool?

I guess it had the intended effect.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Anyone wanna take bets on how long before this cover gets pulled?

[Cam63]

There'd be some who'd be pulling already.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

Brainscrubber, STAT!

[Linkara]

I don't see the problem.


What's wrong?

Zombie kissing, plus zombie ass shot.

[Abomination]

You know he ain't going to return her calls.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Um.... She loathed him in life, so what's with mackin' on him in death?

[Red Jack]

WHY isn't he recoiling in disgust and horror? He has animal sense for god's sake. She's a decaying corpse. Math, people. Do it.

[wolvie616]

how can it get worse before it even started:rolleyes:

[lonewolf23k]

It's Teen Titans, people. Is anyone actually surprised it's part of the crossover would be crap?

[Linkara]

Um.... She loathed him in life, so what's with mackin' on him in death?

Might be Terra 2, actually.

[Evan Waters]

Oh, boy, this really is just going to be DC ZOMBIES, isn't it?

[KevinTBrown]

And, uh, WTF is up with the drool?

Yeah, but her hair looks faaaaaaaaaaaabulous!

[worstblogever]

Oh, boy, this really is just going to be DC ZOMBIES, isn't it?

DC Apes cannot be far, then.

[Tetsuo_man]

Oh, boy, this really is just going to be DC ZOMBIES, isn't it?

Except in the real continuity which is what bugs me. Seriously I would have hated Marvel Zombies if it was in the real marvel universe instead of an alternate one were you could truely treat the characters as fodder and it wouldn't bug me or most fans.

[Corrina]

Um.... She loathed him in life, so what's with mackin' on him in death?

It's foreplay just before she eats his braaainnsss.

Mm....mm....bbbbrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiiiinssssssssssssss ssssssssss.......................

[OzBat!]

DC Apes cannot be far, then.They already did DC Apes. Marvel was following along behind on that one, this turnaround is fair play after all...

[Aspield]

Well the whole project looked a bit shaky. Black Hand as the baddie causing universe-wide catastrophe? Really? He's as silly as Goldface.

The Titans cover is completely tasteless. I know Gar is hurting because he hasn't gotten any love in a looooong time, but to make out with your sociopath dead ex is a little kooky. I'd rather see him tongue Madame Rouge or Monsieur Mallah.

And the booty shot on the dead minor is a new low.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Nightwing can only wish his ass looked half as decent.

<- ducks:biggrin:

[wolvie616]

Nightwing can only wish his ass looked half as decent.

<- ducks:biggrin:

puhleease

BATMAN is obviously going to whip them all down

[DoctorDoom]

Yeah... I wasn't picking up Titans anyway.

[Cayman]

Even zombiefied, she's still more likable than the new Terra.

[DoctorDoom]

Even zombiefied, she's still more likable than the new Terra.
New Terra? There's more?

[Tetsuo_man]

New Terra? There's more?

There have been three Teras.

[Spackling Compound]

Ten bucks say somewhere out there there is someone who this very second is thinking:
"- Hey, i´d tap that undead ass." :rolleyes:

Making someone a necropedophile?

[Linkara]

Even zombiefied, she's still more likable than the new Terra.

Hey, I LIKE the new Terra! ...Even though I'm grumbly that they had to kill Terra 2 to get her. ^^;

[Venom Melendez]

Aside from the art being pretty bad, I find it tasteless that even dead women are subject to cheesecake art. If it were another artist, I might take it as some kind of commentary on how pervasive cheesecake has gotten. But it's Benes, and that's how he always draws women, so....

Well technically she's undead since she has been re-animated.

[Tetsuo_man]

Making someone a necropedophile?

Actually she's a zombie which would defeat the purpose for a necrophile.

[KJ_81]

I don't know.

She is a past flame of his, isn't she? (I get confused with so many Terras)

In real life, if someone you had a thing for died, but then suddenly was standing in front of you, wouldn't you be confused? While you're seeing one thing, you're probably thinking of the her you knew. It'd be hard to hold on sure, but it'd also be hard to let go, IMO.

I think there would definitely be a moment of confusion.

[Tetsuo_man]

I don't know.

She is a past flame of his, isn't she? (I get confused with so many Terras)

In real life, if someone you had a thing for died, but then suddenly was standing in front of you, wouldn't you be confused? While you're seeing one thing, you're probably thinking of the her you knew. It'd be hard to hold on sure, but it'd also be hard to let go, IMO.

I think there would definitely be a moment of confusion.

She was just using him. She was really with Deathstroke

[Aspield]

She was just using him. She was really with Deathstroke

Who would ever have sex with a guy named "Deathstroke"? Just sounds like a bad idea.

Be even funnier if he got the name while masturbating. :eek:

[Donald M.]

Zombie kissing, plus zombie ass shot.

Nope, that's all fine and dandy.

It's the copious drool that pushes it over the edge into squickville.

[Red Jack]

I don't know.

She is a past flame of his, isn't she? (I get confused with so many Terras)

In real life, if someone you had a thing for died, but then suddenly was standing in front of you, wouldn't you be confused? While you're seeing one thing, you're probably thinking of the her you knew. It'd be hard to hold on sure, but it'd also be hard to let go, IMO.

I think there would definitely be a moment of confusion.

Not if she looked and smelled like a rotting corpse.

[the4thpip]

Aside from the art being pretty bad, I find it tasteless that even dead women are subject to cheesecake art. If it were another artist, I might take it as some kind of commentary on how pervasive cheesecake has gotten. But it's Benes, and that's how he always draws women, so....

Not to mention that she was underage when she died...

[the4thpip]

And, uh, WTF is up with the drool?

Her cerebral fluid is leaking.

[the4thpip]

Might be Terra 2, actually.

Terra 1 and Terra 2 were revealed to be the same person once, weren't they? Or was that retconned out again?

[Crowforge]

Even zombiefied, she's still more likable than the new Terra.
Which did deathstroke sleep with again? (avoid the easy joke)

Actually she's a zombie which would defeat the purpose for a necrophile.
Stop! F'N! Moving!!! I love how nice her hair is, did she have it done?

***
This couldn't happen to a better (worse?) character. I'm not a fan of him and I hope this poisons the very memory of the character and he goes away forever. Perhaps to the planet of black lanterns, where the picking are plenty as long as you don't mind the smell.

[Mercurialblonde]

I see no issue here. Move along. Nothing to see here. Just two crazy kids sharing a moment.

[Linkara]

Terra 1 and Terra 2 were revealed to be the same person once, weren't they? Or was that retconned out again?

Nah, they were never the same person. The confusion came about because Terra 2 wanted to find out if she was really the first Terra and when she unearthed the coffin, it was empty (plus a DNA test seemed to confirm them as the same).

The Terra 3 miniseries finally gave her origins, though in a slightly complicated manner because writing had to be changed at the last minute, but more or less she was an agent of an underground civilization who was sent up to represent their interests, but due to them using the first Terra as a blueprint her mental stability wasn't what it should be so she was confused about her own origins, coupled with the manipulations of the Time Trapper she never remembered her past.

[the4thpip]

Nah, they were never the same person. The confusion came about because Terra 2 wanted to find out if she was really the first Terra and when she unearthed the coffin, it was empty (plus a DNA test seemed to confirm them as the same).

The Terra 3 miniseries finally gave her origins, though in a slightly complicated manner because writing had to be changed at the last minute, but more or less she was an agent of an underground civilization who was sent up to represent their interests, but due to them using the first Terra as a blueprint her mental stability wasn't what it should be so she was confused about her own origins, coupled with the manipulations of the Time Trapper she never remembered her past.

Ah.
You know a character is fucked up when you need to bring out the Time Trapper to explain her. :biggrin:

[Charles RB]

Ten bucks say somewhere out there there is someone who this very second is thinking:
"- Hey, i´d tap that undead ass." :rolleyes:

Oh please. A dame that fine, you gotta romance them first.

[Free-Man]

Ah leave Terra alone! She's just trying to get.....a little brain!:tongue:

[Corrina]

Who would ever have sex with a guy named "Deathstroke"? Just sounds like a bad idea.


It's the eyepatch. Dead sexy.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Ah, isn't DC so full of class and good taste these days? :smile:

Just when I thought I'd see it all ... along comes necrophilia.

Again I draw the comparison between Marvel DC and the old WWF/WCW feud.

WCW tried to be more old skool and less about shock value. When they started losing the ratings war, they went down the dark, dirty road.... and still failed.

DC needs to play to its strengths and let Marvel dredge the sewers.

[Deathstroke]

See this is why I'm glad I'm only picking up the books I'm actually interested in and not buying the crossover events.

[KJ_81]

Not to mention that she was underage when she died...

And she's been buried for awhile.

She's overage now, and over-ripe.

[Typo Lad]

Wow.


Just.


Wow.



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

And he just threw up in hers.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

There have been three Teras.

No there haven't. Only one. LALALALALALALALALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

[Hybrid2]

DC Apes cannot be far, then.
They did it long before Marvel did. better to.


Even zombiefied, she's still more likable than the new Terra.
You take that back!The new Terra is preaty fun and will be in Power Girl.


New Terra? There's more?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Terra01covercol.png

[Bob Violence]

Um.... She loathed him in life, so what's with mackin' on him in death?
The undead don't have the same vast dating pool us comic geeks have.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Plus, being dead for so long, maybe she had time to change her mind.

Or the worms ate the section of brain that caused her hatred of Gar.

[Mercurialblonde]

See this is why I'm glad I'm only picking up the books I'm actually interested in and not buying the crossover events.

I'm suprised so many are against a necrophillia tinged Teen Titans. Take some chances, live a little!

[SUPERECWFAN1]

I don't know if this has been posted or not. But wasn't Terra brought back from the dead by way of Extent mucking with time ? That she rejoined Wolfman's mid 90's New Titans team ?

[the4thpip]

I don't know if this has been posted or not. But wasn't Terra brought back from the dead by way of Extent mucking with time ? That she rejoined Wolfman's mid 90's New Titans team ?
I thought so, too. But...

She was actually a Time-Trapper-displaced Mole Man or something. It's covered earlier in this thread.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Between Terra and the multitude of Supergirls over the eyars....

[PatrickG]

Ah.
You know a character is fucked up when you need to bring out the Time Trapper to explain her. :biggrin:

Actually, the Time Trapper thing was pretty inevitable considering she was a member of a team of Titans pulled from alternate realities by Extant. And they worked for Extant.

Anybody want to see Deathwing brought back?

Personally, I'd be using Deathwing (Vampire Dick Grayson from the future who turned out not to be Dick Grayson) and Blackwing (pre-Crisis Huntress' African American friend/rival crimefighter, one of the new non-legacy Earth-2 characters) both if I wrote Batman comics.

[Calybos]

That picture is just soooo wrong. So completely, terribly, horribly wrong.

I mean, WHEN did Gar Logan get pointy ears, dammit?




.

[Aspield]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Terra01covercol.png


I didn't even know there was a third.
Wow.

I vaguely remember the second one getting her heart torn out by Black Adam.

[DoctorDoom]

They did it long before Marvel did. better to.


You take that back!The new Terra is preaty fun and will be in Power Girl.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Terra01covercol.png
Oh, right. Her.

[Briareos]

Eh I'm more of a fan of his Raven relationship myself...

[DoctorDoom]

Eh I'm more of a fan of his Raven relationship myself...
Relationship? What relationship?

Why do you think he's kissing a corpse? :tongue:

[Ziggy Stardust]

Eh I'm more of a fan of his Raven relationship myself...

I agree completely. They offset each other nicely.

It was one of the few times something came from TV/Film into comics that I applauded.

[Crowforge]

I agree completely. They offset each other nicely.

It was one of the few times something came from TV/Film into comics that I applauded.
I respectfully disagree.

[Ziggy Stardust]

I respectfully disagree.

And you're allowed to be wrong. :wink:

[Linkara]

And you're allowed to be wrong. :wink:

No he isn't! This is the internet! :biggrin:

[Tetsuo_man]

Actually, the Time Trapper thing was pretty inevitable considering she was a member of a team of Titans pulled from alternate realities by Extant. And they worked for Extant.

Anybody want to see Deathwing brought back?

Personally, I'd be using Deathwing (Vampire Dick Grayson from the future who turned out not to be Dick Grayson) and Blackwing (pre-Crisis Huntress' African American friend/rival crimefighter, one of the new non-legacy Earth-2 characters) both if I wrote Batman comics.

I'm suprised they didn't make Jason Todd Deathwing.

[Michael P]

"Deathwing" is a stupid name.

[Tobias March]

"Deathwing" is a stupid name.

I can think of a stupider one....

http://www.geocities.com/area51/cavern/8747/deathbird.jpg

[Charles RB]

"Deathwing" is a stupid name.

That's why Jason Todd should've had it.

[Tetsuo_man]

That's why Jason Todd should've had it.

Exactly my point.

[scout1279]

But everything with the word "death" in it is automatically cool. And EXTREME!

[Eliseu Gouveia]

But everything with the word "death" in it is automatically cool. And EXTREME!

"- Do you want fries with your DEATHBURGER?"

Hey, you´re right! :biggrin:

[Ziggy Stardust]

The DEATH of Extreme Comics!

[Bob Violence]

No he isn't! This is the internet! :biggrin:
Yeah! The internet is not about respecting the other guy's point of view, it's about senseless misunderstandings that blossom into blood feuds, so less civility, more vitriol!

[Michael P]

Yeah! The internet is not about respecting the other guy's point of view, it's about senseless misunderstandings that blossom into blood feuds, so less civility, more vitriol!

Fuck you, asshole!

[Ziggy Stardust]

Yeah! The internet is not about respecting the other guy's point of view, it's about senseless misunderstandings that blossom into blood feuds, so less civility, more vitriol!

I disagree. :cool:

[IvCNuB4]

Her cerebral fluid is leaking.

At least now they won't have to scramble for some KY. 'Cause you know she's bone-dry everywhere else :eek:

[Village Idiot]

And she's been buried for awhile.

She's overage now, and over-ripe.

You so naughty.

[Village Idiot]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Terra01covercol.png

Biggest. Camel-toe. Ever.

[Chris Hansbrough]

"- Do you want fries with your DEATHBURGER?"

Hey, you´re right! :biggrin:

it''s almost as good as the addition of OF DOOM!. That's and exclamation that makes everything more kick ass...

[Eliseu Gouveia]

it''s almost as good as the addition of OF DOOM!. That's and exclamation that makes everything more kick ass...

"- Mommie, I just ripped my shirt OF DOOM!"

I sense potential!:wink:

[Chris Hansbrough]

"- Mommie, I just ripped my shirt OF DOOM!"

I sense potential!:wink:

I was eating a taco......OF DOOM!

[Typo Lad]

My daughter learned to say "... of DOOM" at a vbery young age. Like, pre potty training.

[Crowforge]

No he isn't! This is the internet! :biggrin:
Then I shall insult you until I'm right!

[Cam63]

The DEATH of EXTREEEEEEMMMME Comics!

Fixed it for yer.

[Sabrinaset]

Well, we got some government aide off yiffing, David Carradine hanging himself by the genitals, and now zombie sex at DC. Yeah, looks like a good time to be alive!

[bert]

http://i.livescience.com/images/blackestnight_titans_1.jpg

I honestly have absolutely no problem with this image.

and as a long-time Titans fan, I loved the idea of the cover -- that Gar is willing to kiss THAT since he misses Tara so much.

[Tetsuo_man]

For me it's the face that makes me cringe. Makes skrulls attractive, well actcually some skrulls are atractive...wait did I just say what I thought...

[Sabrinaset]

For me it's the face that makes me cringe. Makes skrulls attractive, well actcually some skrulls are atractive...wait did I just say what I thought...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/whodoyoutrust001.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/BreeToons/EmbraceChange.jpg

[Cam63]

How many times have I said how much I love you, Bree ?

[Tetsuo_man]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/whodoyoutrust001.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/BreeToons/EmbraceChange.jpg

How many times are you going to take advantage of situations like this?

[Sabrinaset]

How many times are you going to take advantage of situations like this?

All of them!

[Tetsuo_man]

All of them!

That's why you are a genius.

[Cam63]

That's why you are a genius.

That and she can avoid death from Ninja Kris.

[FeminineMystique]

That art only needs some tentacles to make it worse.

Tentacles make everything BETTER.


Ah, isn't DC so full of class and good taste these days?

Just when I thought I'd see it all ... along comes necrophilia.

Necrophillia gets a bad rep I feel. I mean it's not IDEAL sure but it's just one of those little indiscretions we all do at some point, isn't it? Like double dipping a chip or taking two free samples from the "Please take one" tray.

[Ziggy Stardust]

Someone should make a You Tube vid with this pic and Alice Cooper's song Cold Ethyl.

[DoctorDoom]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/whodoyoutrust001.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f336/sabrinaset/BreeToons/EmbraceChange.jpg


See? You can trust me!