Catman's Love of Darkness

[the4thpip]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/the4thpip/v2batman02.jpg

So now we know he likes eggs and cupcakes.

[worstblogever]

Dick Grayson in short shorts with Hostess cupcakes would tempt even those with the mightiest of willpower, after all.

[Charles RB]

I like that Batman seems to genuinely think it's only possible Catman's out there, when he's being attacked by two huge cats.

[Free-Man]

Love of Darkness? Should he go out with Icon?

[Grazzt]

Love of Darkness? Should he go out with Icon?

No silly. He just really likes Jackie Estacado.

[worstblogever]

I like that Batman seems to genuinely think it's only possible Catman's out there, when he's being attacked by two huge cats.

Proving once again, he is the world's greatest detective.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I know Catman's schtick is that he's a Batman Wannabe.

And yet, I always find myself wondering: if your theme is cats, why the cape? :confused:

[the4thpip]

I know Catman's schtick is that he's a Batman Wannabe.

And yet, I always find myself wondering: if your theme is cats, why the cape? :confused:

I think the cape originally gave him 9 lives. I guess he really, really wanted a mane, but the mane only came with 6 lives and a toaster.

[Christopher Cross Is God]

So would Deadshot be into twinkies?

[FeminineMystique]

Robin...Batman is about to DIE. HORRIBLY. Now is NOT the time to start lobbing tasty treats at your enemy. He's just going to do a monlouge about how great the cream filling is or some shit like that while Batman is savaged and eaten by wild animals.

You just KNOW Batman made Robin eat a rat for this one. Because he's the GODDAMN BATMAN.

[scout1279]

So would Deadshot be into twinkies?
Hmmm...I don't think Catman looks that young.

[Arrogantcur]

Robin...Batman is about to DIE. HORRIBLY. Now is NOT the time to start lobbing tasty treats at your enemy. He's just going to do a monlouge about how great the cream filling is or some shit like that while Batman is savaged and eaten by wild animals.

He should have given the cupcakes to the cats. If they're that delicious, not even carnivores could possibly resist them! :wink:

[Arrogantcur]

Via MightyGodKing (http://mightygodking.com/index.php/category/photoshoppd/page/2/). The title of the post is "I suspect this is the most horrible thing I have ever done."

http://mightygodking.com/images/spideypoop1.jpg

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http://mightygodking.com/images/spideypoop3.jpg

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[Arrogantcur]

Last one:

http://mightygodking.com/images/spideypoop5.jpg

[Bat-Reader]

No silly. He just really likes Jackie Estacado.

Grazzt has a point.

There is story within a story here. And it's Catman wants to eat Jackie Estacado. :eek:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Robin...Batman is about to DIE. HORRIBLY. Now is NOT the time to start lobbing tasty treats at your enemy. He's just going to do a monlouge about how great the cream filling is or some shit like that while Batman is savaged and eaten by wild animals.

You just KNOW Batman made Robin eat a rat for this one. Because he's the GODDAMN BATMAN.

It worked, though.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll102/the4thpip/v2batman02.jpg

This was where his whole pre-VU downward spiral started, wasn't it?

[stealthwise]

Arrogantcur: LMAO.

[Arrogantcur]

Arrogantcur: LMAO.

I can't take credit of course, but I'm glad you enjoyed it. :smile:

[FeminineMystique]

It worked, though.

The real question is: WHY did it work?

[Spackling Compound]

http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/images/v2aquaman04.jpg

For about 20 years, I thought Hostess Twinkies was made of kelp. Because of this....

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Anyone have the one that was altered to show how Gail Simone was lured to write WONDER WOMAN?

[the4thpip]

The real question is: WHY did it work?

Catman was setting up the Twinkie Defense (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie_defense) for his later trial.

[FeminineMystique]

For about 20 years, I thought Hostess Twinkies was made of kelp. Because of this....

I just love how this guys defence to Aquaman's accusations is "my name is Kelp! Why would I destroy Kelp?" How does having the name Kelp mean he means it no harm? By that logic if his name was Peter File he should be off lurking about grade schools

[Free-Man]

I just love how this guys defence to Aquaman's accusations is "my name is Kelp! Why would I destroy Kelp?" How does having the name Kelp mean he means it no harm? By that logic if his name was Peter File he should be off lurking about grade schools

Well, Kelp is brain food. Wait, is it?
And was the joke about the Gail version of this strip for real?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Different strip, doctored by someone before Gail came to write WW and everyone was BEGGING her to do so. In the original, Diana fights off a leopard, then captures a lady in a prom dress by distracting her with Hostess Cupcakes before lassoing her and leading her off. In the rewritten version, Diana is disgusted with the state of things ("Now they have me fighting a big cat! Does DC even publish my book any more?"), so she takes matters into her own hands, bribing Gail with Cupcakes before leading her off to her typewriter...

[Aspield]

Wow
If I knew it was that easy to get Catman's attention, I would've tried it. I mean, I have the short-shorts.

[Free-Man]

Different strip, doctored by someone before Gail came to write WW and everyone was BEGGING her to do so. In the original, Diana fights off a leopard, then captures a lady in a prom dress by distracting her with Hostess Cupcakes before lassoing her and leading her off. In the rewritten version, Diana is disgusted with the state of things ("Now they have me fighting a big cat! Does DC even publish my book any more?"), so she takes matters into her own hands, bribing Gail with Cupcakes before leading her off to her typewriter...

Sounds cool. Link?

[Ian Boothby]

I think the cape originally gave him 9 lives. I guess he really, really wanted a mane, but the mane only came with 6 lives and a toaster.

Wildcat has that 9 lives thing going on too. They should team up, between them both they have 18 lives. Nothing could stop 'em.

Except for the 19th thing.

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Sounds cool. Link?

I don't have one. I wish I could find it.