If you weren't you would you want you...as a friend?

[fly on the wall]

Let the self-loathing commence!

[Ronald Bryan]

If I weren't me I would never hang in the same social circles as me so I would never get the chance to meet me or befriend me, so I would never be able to befriend myself.

But if I did meet myself I would say "My, you are one sexy devil."

[Omega Alpha]

Well, I guess it depends on who would I be if I wasn't me.

[howyadoin]

Well, I guess it depends on who would I be if I wasn't me.Exactly. If not-me was a teetotalling douche, for instance, then not-I definitely wouldn't wanna hang out with me.

[Deskad]

I guess I would.

[Gary_B]

Exactly. If not-me was a teetotalling douche, for instance, then not-I definitely wouldn't wanna hang out with me.

I have no interest in meeting teetotalling douche howyadoin.

[howyadoin]

I have no interest in meeting teetotalling douche howyadoin.Don't blame ya. He's not very much fun.

[morna]

me neither he sucks

[Gary_B]

Don't blame ya. He's not very much fun.

Exactly. I think it's the douche part, mostly.

[howyadoin]

Exactly. I think it's the douche part, mostly.Don't underestimate the non-drinking part of the equation.

[morna]

well, for me I have to say it's the combo that totally puts it over the edge

[stealthwise]

Now, yes, ten years ago, not so much.

[Cei-U!]

There's nothing wrong with me that an occasional boot in the ass can't fix so sure.

Cei-U!
"I love me, I think I'm grand! When I'm with me, I hold my hand!" -- Reggie Mantle

[schwamp]

I have no interest in meeting teetotalling douche howyadoin.

That's gotta be one funny looking business card he'd have.

[Fenris]

Don't underestimate the non-drinking part of the equation.

But that's the only redeeming factor, see, because it means you get all the booze for yourself.

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Although that's probably not his primary motive!

[Paradox]

Have Paradox as a friend? Nah, he's too self-involved, the grouchy old misanthrope. :wink:

[Fenris]

Now, yes, ten years ago, not so much.

That's an interesting way of putting it!

Younger Me would probably be really startled by Older Me.

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Some improvements aren't obvious until you've got them!

[rick]

Fuck no.

Try as I might, there is no way that one of me wouldn't end kicking the other me's ass.

[The Black Guardian]

Well, if I wasn't me, then I could be anybody. So, how would I know if I wanted me as a friend?

[beetlebum]

Well, on the one hand, I'm loyal, supportive, and can be giving.

On the other, I also have a tendency to be too honest for my own good, impatient, and am irascible.

So if I friend me, I can expect to lose patience easily, and be on the receiving end of a verbal tirade, followed by several apologies.

I think I would friend me for the first three traits. But I don't know how long I'd be able to put up with me.