Worst slogans?

[friginator]

There are tons of slogans that seem pretty bad, but recently I found this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/37/110345832_ed12624ce8.jpg

It almost makes me nostalgic for a time when this could be considered an effective ad compaign.

[CutterMike]

Hey, it got *ME* to try it when it first came out! (I HATE the taste of High Fructose Corn Syrup in sodas!)

And if they're still using it 20+ years later, it probably *IS* an effective campaign!

[friginator]

Is it still around? I thought it was an 80s/90s thing.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

I remember it tasting pretty nasty. Didn't deter me from drinking it during those fourth grade slumber parties, though.

As for horrible slogans, anything campaigned by Mike's Hard Lemonade is pretty laughable.

"In a world gone soft, someone's got to be hard."

Didn't I see Mike's Hard delivered to one of those To Catch a Predator houses?

[friginator]

Oh, and this one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvPl7jMOYuI) for Axe Dry:

"It's more than a deodorant. It's an antiperspirant."

[Cam63]

HAMAS INFLATABLE DOLLS

" They Blow Themselves Up "

[DoctorDoom]

McDonald's.

http://i24.tinypic.com/2h80f1e.gif

"I'd hit it."

[Alan2099]

Skechers puts the "S" in 'Action'

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

HAMAS INFLATABLE DOLLS

" They Blow Themselves Up "

Oh, boo...

[T Hedge Coke]

McDonald's.

http://i24.tinypic.com/2h80f1e.gif

"I'd hit it."

Hey, as long as there isn't a McD's uniform being obscured on that dude and he's not enjoying it in the restaurant, well...

And that Jolt slogan is why - even though they don't use it anymore - I still grab a can or bottle whenever I see one.