I Only Just Now Discovered A Very Beautiful Woman

[adam_warlock_2099]

Mia Tyler, the more attractive daughter of Steven Tyler.

Very stunning woman, yes?

http://files.splinder.com/b96d038978a410cc7aabb171eb2c779a.jpeghttp://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/mt06.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b290/Kenn_44/miatylerfromnerve.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x215/TatudTaboo/mia1.jpg

[veracity]

She modeled for Lane Bryant, I believe, before the big names started to. I swear I remember her ads in the window. I always thought she was really pretty. She seem to embrace her size and not be determined to be a size 2.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I dunno.... She's got a little too much of daddy in her face for me.

Good on her for her modeling, though.

[Crowforge]

I guess if you wanted to have sex with a chunky Steven Tyler.

[Hurricane]

I remember seeing her on Celebrity Fit Club a few years back.

[Red Jack]

She's cute but Liv's the killer.

Which must totally suck.

[veracity]

I must be the only person alive that thinks Mia's prettier than Liv.

[adam_warlock_2099]

I must be the only person alive that thinks Mia's prettier than Liv.

No sir, I agree with you. Mia's got it over Liv.

[veracity]

No sir, I agree with you. Mia's got it over Liv.

Ahem. No ma'am. But thank god I'm not alone. Liv's just cute. Like, girl next door..Gidgety...but Mia's got this edge to her.

[Eliseu Gouveia]

Nah, Liv still owns.

[Crowforge]

Nah, Liv still owns.
Yeah she's a sexy mannequin.

[adam_warlock_2099]

Ahem. No ma'am. But thank god I'm not alone. Liv's just cute. Like, girl next door..Gidgety...but Mia's got this edge to her.

My apologizes ma'am. It's an assumption that many times bites me in the butt.

[veracity]

My apologizes ma'am. It's an assumption that many times bites me in the butt.
It's all right. I tend to assume all fen are female.

[Arrogantcur]

Apologies to the two people who like Mia, but I like Liv better too.

Btw, did you used to be just "Adam Warlock"?

[adam_warlock_2099]

No, this has always been my user name here on CBR.

[BnL]

Mia Tyler, the more attractive daughter of Steven Tyler.

Very stunning woman, yes?

I've seen her before, and she's very pretty, but none of those pictures are flattering. In the second one, she looks like Divine.

[40footwolf]

Good lord! It's like somebody broke a Samuel Adams off in a honey-glazed ham!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I can see why people think they're pretty, but for me, the Tylors are a little.... er... Horsey in the face. And not I'm a good Julia Roberts way.

I mean, I'm hardly one to talk.... Still.

[Michael P]

Because God forbid someone's head be shaped like an oval, and not a sphere.

I like both Mia and Liv. They're both beautiful, but in different ways.

I credit this largely to their mother's genes.

[Thadeus Thunderwinkle]

The scissors in the first picture scare me.

[adam_warlock_2099]

I've seen her before, and she's very pretty, but none of those pictures are flattering. In the second one, she looks like Divine.

The few that I really did like were not safe to post.

[a. non]

Because God forbid someone's head be shaped like an oval, and not a sphere.

I like both Mia and Liv. They're both beautiful, but in different ways.

I credit this largely to their mother's genes.

That, sir, is the correct answer.

[shrike]

She's chunky and in dire need of a bewb lift. I fully understand we are not all size 0's but... aesthetically... not appealing to me. BTW, I loathe anorexic modeling, too. Liv Tyler currently carries some extra weight, as well, and imo does it better.

Also, these are older pictures... she's actually put on some more weight in recent photos I've seen.

The Tyler girls do have wonderful hair and lips, however.

[Solaris]

Mia Tyler, the more attractive daughter of Steven Tyler.

Very stunning woman, yes?

http://files.splinder.com/b96d038978a410cc7aabb171eb2c779a.jpeghttp://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/mt06.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b290/Kenn_44/miatylerfromnerve.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x215/TatudTaboo/mia1.jpg


Her eyes are "maneater" in the second pic. In the third and fourth (especially the fourth) she looks beautiful. But that first, B&W pic? She looks like a meth addict. It's her face and eyes, and her lips look swollen. Not attractive at all. Bad pose, bad lighting, bad scenery---it makes me think meth (or heroin) addict. A very bad picture of a very pretty girl.

[Crowforge]

The Tyler girls do have wonderful hair and lips, however.
tips from their dad no doubt

[Santanico]

She's chunky and in dire need of a bewb lift.

Yes, large, natural breasts that are subject to the laws of gravity are clearly hideously deformed and in need of costly, painful surgical procedures.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Eh, pretty face I suppose, but well, the body does nothing for me. I just find overweight girls unattractive, physically anyway. If that makes me sound shallow, so be it.

[Crowforge]

Yes, large, natural breasts that are subject to the laws of gravity are clearly hideously deformed and in need of costly, painful surgical procedures.
That's sarcasm right?

[Santanico]

That's sarcasm right?

Very much so, yes.

[Infra-Man]

That first pic is as sexy as pubic hair on a bar of soap. Blech.

[PatrickG]

Pic #2 is Ledger as the Joker, right?

[shrike]

Yes, large, natural breasts that are stretched out by the laws of gravity are clearly hideously deformed and in need of costly, painful surgical procedures.

There, I fixed your post. You are quite welcome.

I'm sorry, the only pancakes I find tolerable are the ones served at IHOP. If my boobs ended up sagging to my navel bitch better trust I'd be seeing a doctor.

[fireSTRIKE!]

two words with good intent behind them... Jenny Craig...

[Solaris]

There, I fixed your post. You are quite welcome.

I'm sorry, the only pancakes I find tolerable are the ones served at IHOP. If my boobs ended up sagging to my navel bitch better trust I'd be seeing a doctor.


While you're there, see about getting those "balls sagging down to your knees, from gravity" lifted (it looks like two turds in a deflated clown balloon)... oh, and that penile implant is a definite must---Nature just wasn't kind enough to you to suit me, there. Don't forget to have all that grey in your pubic hair dyed, too---it's disgusting.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Wait, penis implants are a real thing?

I...I gotta save money!

[PatrickG]

Wait, penis implants are a real thing?

I...I gotta save money!

I thought all they could do was adjust your plumbing to add an inch.

[Solaris]

Wait, penis implants are a real thing?

I...I gotta save money!

LOL---and yes, they are real.

EDIT: Here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_enlargement

[Santanico]

There, I fixed your post. You are quite welcome.

Ah, the "fixed it for you" meme. Still thigh-slappingly hilarious, even after its approximately one hundred billionth use.

I'm sorry, the only pancakes I find tolerable are the ones served at IHOP. If my boobs ended up sagging to my navel bitch better trust I'd be seeing a doctor.

Oddly, I find that sagging breasts aren't nearly as unattractive as the sort of person who refers to said breasts as "pancakes" and "intolerable".

[Black Atom]

The person who said the pics weren't very flattering probably has it the most right. Even thin models know how to pose to accentuate their stronger features, elongate their bodies etc. The trick is to emphasize the model's natural curviness. The first picture gives her an extremely unflattering barrel silhouette. It reminds me of Rorshach's mom. It's really one of the least sexy things I've ever seen.

[Infra-Man]

Rorschach's mom with shadows around the face that recall Zartan from G.I. Joe and the baby from It's Alive.

[Crowforge]

I thought all they could do was adjust your plumbing to add an inch.
They can cut tendons, graft on cadaver meat, there are guys that just won't stop to get what I've got but never use.

[Michael P]

Very little of it actually works, though.

So I'm told, anyway.

[shrike]

Ah, the "fixed it for you" meme. Still thigh-slappingly hilarious, even after its approximately one hundred billionth use.

Well... duh. That's why I did it.



Oddly, I find that sagging breasts aren't nearly as unattractive as the sort of person who refers to said breasts as "pancakes" and "intolerable".

Yup, that's me. 'That sort of person'. I've never shied away from admitting I'm terribly shallow and superficial... hell, that's two of my best traits. Well, that and a nice ass.

[Crowforge]

Very little of it actually works, though.

So I'm told, anyway.
most girls don't care anyway.

[Astonishing X-Fan]

most girls don't care anyway.

Your mom does!

...She kicked me out.

[Spike-X]

Yes, large, natural breasts that are subject to the laws of gravity are clearly hideously deformed and in need of costly, painful surgical procedures.
Geez, you sound like somebody who's actually touched a pair at some point!


Having said that, though, that first picture is really not at all flattering to a very beautiful woman. The two colour ones, though...rawr! Gimme!

[Solaris]

Geez, you sound like somebody who's actually touched a pair at some point!


Having said that, though, that first picture is really not at all flattering to a very beautiful woman. The two colour ones, though...rawr! Gimme!

Me too... most especially the last one. She looked absolutely gorgeous in that one---and it's the one pic where she looked the most natural: pose, hair, and makeup.

I think in the first pic they were going for a "Suicide Girls" look---and failed the attempt. I've done a fair amount of photography modeling by now, and the pose, body position, expression, tilt of the head, lighting, scenery, makeup, and clothing can make a huge difference, even between one picture and the next.

BTW---how many people even noticed she's holding a knife in the first picture? Be honest. :biggrin:


PS: for those wanting to know what the Suicide Girls are:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SuicideGirls.com

I'd post a direct link to the site, but it might be considered soft porn, and thus can't be linked here w/out breaking the rules.

[adam_warlock_2099]

Geez, you sound like somebody who's actually touched a pair at some point!


Having said that, though, that first picture is really not at all flattering to a very beautiful woman. The two colour ones, though...rawr! Gimme!

I could probably have done a bit better in finding some pictures. I was a tad hasty.

Especially that red corset. But I am always a fan of women in corsets.

[Spike-X]

Here we go, then!

http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mia-tyler.jpg

[Spike-X]

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/celebrity_fit_club/before/0198.jpg

[Spike-X]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/static.onmylist.com/list_item_images/40067/p205_list_view.jpg

[veracity]

I could probably have done a bit better in finding some pictures. I was a tad hasty.

Especially that red corset. But I am always a fan of women in corsets.

I can understand that, especially with Google's random choices. Here's a few more:

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/mt4.jpg

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/miatyler09.jpg

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/mia-tyler124.jpg

http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/images/tattoo/mt3.jpg

[Solaris]

I'm not normally a fan of huge breasts---they're beautiful, just not something that usually turns me on---but she's so gorgeous, I wouldn't care if they were huge (like they are) or nearly flat. She's just lovely.

Thanks for posting the extra pics guys---they do a much better job of showing how beautiful she really is. (And yeah, I think she's H.O.T.) :biggrin:

EDITED TO ADD: I will say, though, that I'm *really* glad her boobs are natural---I hate the "pop-up fake breast" look... and I've been told they feel odd, too.

[veracity]

I'm not normally a fan of huge breasts---they're beautiful, just not something that usually turns me on---but she's so gorgeous, I wouldn't care if they were huge (like they are) or nearly flat. She's just lovely.

Thanks for posting the extra pics guys---they do a much better job of showing how beautiful she really is. (And yeah, I think she's H.O.T.) :biggrin:

EDITED TO ADD: I will say, though, that I'm *really* glad her boobs are natural---I hate the "pop-up fake breast" look... and I've been told they feel odd, too.

I don't mind her breasts, since hi 42DDD, because they're proportionate. They fit her size and body shape.

I love to spread the Mia Tyler love. She's hot because of looks, but attitude, too. It comes across in her pics. She embraces the look and is making a clothing line where us fat people don't have to look like we're freaking Granny Grunt Grunt anymore. *looks at designers scathingly* Even if it's not my style, it's nice to see a model working towards changing the look.

[Solaris]

I don't mind her breasts, since hi 42DDD, because they're proportionate. They fit her size and body shape.

I love to spread the Mia Tyler love. She's hot because of looks, but attitude, too. It comes across in her pics. She embraces the look and is making a clothing line where us fat people don't have to look like we're freaking Granny Grunt Grunt anymore. *looks at designers scathingly* Even if it's not my style, it's nice to see a model working towards changing the look.


That's part of why I'm okay with 'em---they're proportional to the rest of her. And like I said, big breasts can be very beautiful... it's just that for me, they're not usually what gets my chemistry going. Like admiring the Venus de Milo, but not getting worked up over her.

Then again, breasts aren't usually the first thing I'm attracted to in a woman, anyway. :biggrin: When they *are* something that gets my chemistry going, most of the time they're medium to small sized... though there are exceptions to that. Just like most of the time a certain shade of blue eyes tends to get my chemistry going... but I've also been attracted to all the other eye colors as well, on occasion. (Hubby's brown-green hazel eyes certainly do the trick! :wink: )

Chemistry tends to be one thing, and appreciation of beauty another. Sometimes they overlap---but they aren't synonymous, nor do they have to be.


PS---I don't think she's fat. And my brother would call her "Plush..." with a note of longing. He loves the Plush look. :biggrin:

[veracity]

That's part of why I'm okay with 'em---they're proportional to the rest of her. And like I said, big breasts can be very beautiful... it's just that for me, they're not usually what gets my chemistry going. Like admiring the Venus de Milo, but not getting worked up over her.
They usually don't get mine, but she displays hers in a way that's flattering without being raunchy or puritanical.

Then again, breasts aren't usually the first thing I'm attracted to in a woman, anyway. :biggrin: When they *are* something that gets my chemistry going, most of the time they're medium to small sized... though there are exceptions to that. Just like most of the time a certain shade of blue eyes tends to get my chemistry going... but I've also been attracted to all the other eye colors as well, on occasion. (Hubby's brown-green hazel eyes certainly do the trick! :wink: )
The first thing I ever noticed about Mia was her coloring. The light eyes and skin and black hair. The second was her body and tats. The face is so striking. Of course, I'm narcissistic enough to like people with my general coloring (except I have blue instead of brown eyes). She just has a different face from a lot of the Hollywood types, so I noticed that right away. Of course my current boy is like opposite time from all that.

Chemistry tends to be one thing, and appreciation of beauty another. Sometimes they overlap---but they aren't synonymous, nor do they have to be.
Oh, I agree.

PS---I don't think she's fat. And my brother would call her "Plush..." with a note of longing. He loves the Plush look. :biggrin:
Not necessarily her. Me.

[Spike-X]

PS---I don't think she's fat. And my brother would call her "Plush..." with a note of longing. He loves the Plush look. :biggrin:

Oh no. Does that mean I'm a...a plushie?

[Lester C.]

Mia Tyler, the more attractive daughter of Steven Tyler.

Very stunning woman, yes?

http://files.splinder.com/b96d038978a410cc7aabb171eb2c779a.jpeghttp://thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/mt06.jpg
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b290/Kenn_44/miatylerfromnerve.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x215/TatudTaboo/mia1.jpg

This in no way reflects on her as a person but I don't consider her stunning at all. I'm not going to go into detail because that would be very inappropriate but she's not doing for me at all.

[adam_warlock_2099]

I don't mind her breasts, since hi 42DDD, because they're proportionate. They fit her size and body shape.

I love to spread the Mia Tyler love. She's hot because of looks, but attitude, too. It comes across in her pics. She embraces the look and is making a clothing line where us fat people don't have to look like we're freaking Granny Grunt Grunt anymore. *looks at designers scathingly* Even if it's not my style, it's nice to see a model working towards changing the look.

That's whats attractive to me. She is a larger woman but everything is well proportioned and fitting. She's so nicely built. She's just yummy. A gal you can really sink your teeth into. Literally.

[veracity]

That's whats attractive to me. She is a larger woman but everything is well proportioned and fitting. She's so nicely built. She's just yummy. A gal you can really sink your teeth into. Literally.
If she had different measurements, it'd be off, but for her they work. I don't know if she would look pretty as skinnier.

[PatrickG]

She looks predatory. Instant turn-off for me. I don't think she carries her weight all that well but weight really isn't a huge deciding factor for me.

Ferocity is not something I'd count as a turn-on.

I'd much rather live in a world of lipstick lesbians and dreamer poets and presidents spouting off stuff about hope and being kinder and gentler and guys writing sonnets and girls with high voices singing close harmony to electric keyboards and sugary sweet deserts and world peace and butterflies and quiet nerds and track lighting and swooning sighs billowing gossamer thoughts on warm breezes like tickles and crystals and lollipops made of autumn sunshine and dandelions.

The whole angry thing doesn't really mesh with my aesthetic. Then again, maybe that explains why I have such few and fleeting human attachments.