So Gail had had her mouth taped shut.....

[jamesfreeman]

...by Deadshot! Tired of being told what to do by a writer, Deadshot silences Gail and hijacks the book. What happens next? Does he increase the page amount? Fire the art team? Make the book into a solo series?

[FeminineMystique]

Deadshot suffers an existential crisis at being a fictional character without a writer and the Great Will of the Macrocosm appears telling him he can't attack the writer or their all out of a job ;) (Little Excel Saga reference for you all there)

[jamesfreeman]

Deadshot suffers an existential crisis at being a fictional character without a writer and the Great Will of the Macrocosm appears telling him he can't attack the writer or their all out of a job ;) (Little Excel Saga reference for you all there)

LOL, fine. He waits for Gail to write herself into the book ala Grant Morrison in Animal Man, and then kidnaps her.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

So Gail ceased being a talking mop and just became a mop?

[Cam63]

Tape won't stick to mops.

[jamesfreeman]

Tape won't stick to mops.

Not sure what all this mop business is about. Now silent, how does Gail make humorous internet responses?

[Cam63]

She usually throws furniture.

Sometimes large rocks.

[shrike]

This has got to be the most bizarre thread topic I've ever seen, and I've been on YABS for years.

[Cam63]

Gail's slapping Deadshot around as we speak.

[Corrina]

I thought Gail sicced Sasquatch on him.

[Cam63]

Sasquatch don't attack people anymore.

...unless he's trying to quit smoking again.

[jamesfreeman]

Sasquatch don't attack people anymore.

...unless he's trying to quit smoking again.

LOL
Deadshot shoved Gail into a locked closet so he can use her computer in piece. First up on his list: Retconning Salvation Run.

[Cam63]

You do know the closet is the secret entrance to The Gail Cave ?

Ooooh, Floyd's gunna cop it now...

[jamesfreeman]

Can't get to the Gail-cave if she's tied to a chair!

[Cam63]

Hmm... She burned through the ropes using her glasses and sunlight ?

...Yeah, the closet has a sunlight.

[jamesfreeman]

I bet Gail does have a Gail Cave carved out underneath DC Head Offices.

[section 8]

So Gail had had her mouth taped shut

There IS a God!!! :tongue:

[jamesfreeman]

There IS a God!!! :tongue:

How dare you, sir! If Gail can't talk how can she put overzealous fanboys in their place?:tongue:

[section 8]

How dare you, sir! If Gail can't talk how can she put overzealous fanboys in their place?:tongue:

Sign language?

Cherades?

A small chalkboard?

Etch a sketch?

[jamesfreeman]

Sign language?

Cherades?

A small chalkboard?

Etch a sketch?

Fair enough. Slap that tape on!

[Aspield]

Creepy thread title.

Please don't show us what's in your refrigerator.

[jamesfreeman]

Creepy thread title.

Please don't show us what's in your refrigerator.

What, cold pizza and vegan chilli scares you?:tongue:

[Aspield]

What, cold pizza and vegan chilli scares you?:tongue:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:eek:

I am forever scarred.

Good chili deserves good meat.

[jamesfreeman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:eek:

I am forever scarred.

Good chili deserves good meat.

Preachin to the choir man. My cousin is staying with us, and she won't touch meat. Now I'd like to tape HER mouth, just to stop her from telling me how I'm raping the enviroment by not car-pooling to get to school.

[Aspield]

Preachin to the choir man. My cousin is staying with us, and she won't touch meat. Now I'd like to tape HER mouth, just to stop her from telling me how I'm raping the enviroment by not car-pooling to get to school.

And you don't carpool.
Oh the infamy.

I think you're up for the next open slot of the 6.
Good luck!

[jamesfreeman]

And you don't carpool.
Oh the infamy.

I think you're up for the next open slot of the 6.
Good luck!

Oh, so I start a thread about a relatively innocent person being kidnapped by their creation, but not carpooling makes me evil.

[Mermaid]

There IS a God!!! :tongue:

It was her mouth not her hands tho...:wink:

[jamesfreeman]

It was her mouth not her hands tho...:wink:

You're right. He should tape those too.

[LewisH]

A couple more things Ragdoll can make sound perverted.

Anyway without Gail to keep her under control I shudder to think what Nicola might draw Deadshot doing. It probably involves Ragdoll, monkeys, and some ratchet wrenches.

[jamesfreeman]

A couple more things Ragdoll can make sound perverted.

Anyway without Gail to keep her under control I shudder to think what Nicola might draw Deadshot doing. It probably involves Ragdoll, monkeys, and some ratchet wrenches.

I think you just uncovered the real sinister plot. Nicola has Gail tied up in a locked closet with her mouth taped, while she takes over the book! Oh my word!

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

But it's a swivel chair, so Gail just does a Wonder-Spin...

[jamesfreeman]

But it's a swivel chair, so Gail just does a Wonder-Spin...

You are mistaken. Gail needs to shout "KRORS" in order to access her strength. The tape prevents that.:biggrin: