Roleplay: FOX Producer for an X-Men character

[Decepticons_Rule]

We all know what they did to Deadpool, and many other X-Men characters.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!!!

Be a Fox producer, and create your own X-Men character!!!

Go!!!

[The Xenos]

He's called Deadpool. so let's make him... a pool of all the genes from all the other mutant powers! He brings death.. from this.. pool. get it! Also, give him swords in his arm like Wolverine, because.. um.. I can't think of a better weapon, so let's copy the main character more. oh and eye blasts. Lasers are cool, the test market says. Also, let's sew his mouth shut just for irony. Oh and have him be a zombie who's brain is controled by a chip. And let's use simple keyboard typed commands like a computer from a bad 80s movie.

There's a prime example of Fox studio creativity.

[Decepticons_Rule]

He's called Deadpool. so let's make him... a pool of all the genes from all the other mutant powers! He brings death.. from this.. pool. get it! Also, give him swords in his arm like Wolverine, because.. um.. I can't think of a better weapon, so let's copy the main character more. oh and eye blasts. Lasers are cool, the test market says. Also, let's sew his mouth shut just for irony. Oh and have him be a zombie who's brain is controled by a chip. And let's use simple keyboard typed commands like a computer from a bad 80s movie.

There's a prime example of Fox studio creativity.

Um, there is this guy called Juggernaut.....he's really big and runs through walls and, uh, says quippy lines!!!

[Tobias March]

Say I hear Jon Bon Jovi wants to be an actor.....he was in that Vampires bullshit....lets see what we have here, wait - got it!

LONGSHOT THE MOVIE!

My work here is done.

[Agent Helix]

Hey guys, I just made the studio a shitload of money with this movie about characters the public really doesn't care about. Give me another raise!