Why Dazzler's ABSORBING SOUND Powers are fantastic story potential.

[Novaya Havoc]

Whatever. I'm breaking the VOW OF SILENCE (and I refuse to mention that one) for this thread. And this will be the only time! I will give NO REPLIES until SUNDAY!

ANYWAY. DAZZLER.

So everyone is like "OH FABBO! Dazz can manipulate light!" No.

Homegirl absorbs sound, especially when she concentrates.

Some X-Man is naggin' something fierce? "BORED WITH THIS!!!" *absorb*
There's a eulogy for Lila Cheney (plz kill her, Kyle/Yost)? "Ooooooops! No one HEARD IT!!!"
Someone is talking strategy and you don't like the idea? OOPS NO ONE CAN HEAR!

Imagine Dazzler just sucking up Cyclops' faux-army bitchery?
"OTHER CHARACTERS'" WHINING?
Music that is OFFENSIVE TO THE EAR (Jessica Simpson, I'm looking at you!!!)?

Et cet, et cet.

"DAZZLER!!!! YOU MUST JOIN THE MUTANT CAUSE!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED; YOU ARE BETRAYING YOUR RACE AND HERI------.....****!!!"

Fabulous. Dazzler can shut haters up. And since she cannot absorb the sound of her OWN voice, she can tell bitches off without fear of verbal rebuttal.

How LOLOLOL and AMAZING would this make for in a comic?

I say 11 on a 0-7 scale.

WHAT THINK YOU?!

[justinkos91]

Loving that we'll be seeing that soon this summer
Wolverine: First Class, definitely gonna check that out

[oneshyguy46]

Whatever. I'm breaking the VOW OF SILENCE (and I refuse to mention that one) for this thread. And this will be the only time! I will give NO REPLIES until SUNDAY!

ANYWAY. DAZZLER.

So everyone is like "OH FABBO! Dazz can manipulate light!" No.

Homegirl absorbs sound, especially when she concentrates.

Some X-Man is naggin' something fierce? "BORED WITH THIS!!!" *absorb*
There's a eulogy for Lila Cheney (plz kill her, Kyle/Yost)? "Ooooooops! No one HEARD IT!!!"
Someone is talking strategy and you don't like the idea? OOPS NO ONE CAN HEAR!

Imagine Dazzler just sucking up Cyclops' faux-army bitchery?
"OTHER CHARACTERS'" WHINING?
Music that is OFFENSIVE TO THE EAR (Jessica Simpson, I'm looking at you!!!)?

Et cet, et cet.

"DAZZLER!!!! YOU MUST JOIN THE MUTANT CAUSE!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED; YOU ARE BETRAYING YOUR RACE AND HERI------.....****!!!"

Fabulous. Dazzler can shut haters up. And since she cannot absorb the sound of her OWN voice, she can tell bitches off without fear of verbal rebuttal.

How LOLOLOL and AMAZING would this make for in a comic?

I say 11 on a 0-7 scale.

WHAT THINK YOU?!

You speak the truth Novaya! :biggrin:

[creaky]

So THAT's why she invited Pixie to join her on stage. To shut her up!

[Spiffy]

I could reply, I suppose, if I could somehow magically decode that first post into English.

[Pro]

WHAT THINK YOU?!

I think we should extend Rachel Grey week.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Rogue still crushes Dazzler underneath her sexy boots

[Azure]

Dazzler should become a mentor if there is ever a new book featuring the X-Men students. She would be crucial in all scenes featuring Anole.

[Sean Whitmore]

So THAT's why she invited Pixie to join her on stage. To shut her up!

Holy shit, that's genius.

Can she invite the rest of the New X-Men to tour with her?


SEAN

[timbox]

Dazzler should absorb Rachel's whining. Everyone wins.

[Prodigy55]

Dazzler should absorb Rachel's whining. Everyone wins.

I don't think even Dazzler can handle that.

[KrullWall]

Dazzler should become a mentor if there is ever a new book featuring the X-Men students. She would be crucial in all scenes featuring Anole.

She is already his mentor, and they have never met. She is just that awesome

[Aguja]

She must be used in Uncanny more! Although with Fracton's dialogue gone it really would just be silent stills of porn. Nevertheless it would spare us gems like 'you are never alone Peter'

[Prodigy55]

Are you kidding? "You are never alone, Peter. Ever." will put Fraction on the map forever. Greatest line ever.

[Bingo!]

Breaking a vow? A man of your word you are not.

Sound absorbing powers are great. Just like the vacuum of space.

[ch1mera]

The truth comes out - Dazzler is just one great big black hole!

[Aguja]

OMG is your user name a reference to Chimera of the Sisterhood? <3

[BBeeryan]

This is "Rachel" week.

[eurazn]

The truth comes out - Dazzler is just one great big black hole!

Isn't that Cloak? He absorbs light, like a black hole. Dazzler absorbs SOUND.

[ch1mera]

Isn't that Cloak? He absorbs light, like a black hole. Dazzler absorbs SOUND.

And brain cells!

[Novaya Havoc]

If you find a packet of shiny confetti under your covers tonight, ch1mera, consider it a death sentence courtesy of the Glitterati.

[ch1mera]

If you find a packet of shiny confetti under your covers tonight, ch1mera, consider it a death sentence courtesy of the Glitterati.

Oooooh, scary. What'cha going to do, lipstick me to death? :biggrin:

Dazzler doesn't absorb sound very effectively, judging from the weakness of your week of silence! :tongue:

[Novaya Havoc]

I absorb all negativity and then convert it into righteous Catholic prayer for your hedonistic sins.

While I appreciate you knocking me as though I were an infallible deity (it's a common misconception; you're not the first to fall into that pit!), I am -- alas! -- merely human.

[eurazn]

Oooooh, scary. What'cha going to do, lipstick me to death? :biggrin:

Dazzler doesn't absorb sound very effectively, judging from the weakness of your week of silence! :tongue:

This coming from the namesake who admitted on panel that everyone forgets about her. :tongue:

[ch1mera]

I absorb all negativity and then convert it into righteous Catholic prayer for your hedonistic sins.

While I appreciate you knocking me as though I were an infallible deity (it's a common misconception; you're not the first to fall into that pit!), I am -- alas! -- merely human.

This coming from the namesake who admitted on panel that everyone forgets about her. :tongue:

Chimera does not suffer from delusions of grandeur. :evilsmile:

[eurazn]

Chimera does not suffer from delusions of grandeur. :evilsmile:

Yes, she just suffers from a burning sensation when urinating.

[ch1mera]

Yes, she just suffers from a burning sensation when urinating.

I'm sorry, you've mistaken Chimera for someone who sleeps with men for bikes! :biggrin: Try harder.

[eurazn]

I'm sorry, you've mistaken Chimera for someone who sleeps with men for bikes! :biggrin: Try harder.

I don't discuss SKRULLS. They are filthy aliens.

[MartinRedmond]

***films****

[Firebaton]

Okay so Ali did NOT sleep with Wisdon FOR the bike, she slept with him after he gave it to her. Big difference in being a slut and having manners.
And the sound absorption would make her ideal for a covert mission, no one would hear anything and then BOOM they are attacked. A nice use of her powers actually.

[jarrod]

I don't discuss SKRULLS. They are filthy aliens.
Your avatar says different...

<3 <3

[Aguja]

This Chimera hatred must stop!

In another world her and Dazzler would have been BFF.

[eurazn]

Your avatar says different...

<3 <3

Silly Jarrod, it's dinosaur week! I'm paying homage.

[DeadXMan]

Think if she absorbed Black Bolt screams...:eek:

[bfrank]

if only she could absorb her annoying fanatics.......

[eurazn]

if only she could absorb her annoying fanatics.......

Oh, but she already has. We glitter all the more because of it. <3

[justinkos91]

Think if she absorbed Black Bolt screams...:eek:

She did in Dazzler 19
In Wolverine: First Class
Dazz is gonna absorb Siryn's scream

[eurazn]

She did in Dazzler 19
In Wolverine: First Class, Dazz is gonna absorb Siryn's scream

Justin's right! I'd post scans of #19, but my digital copy isn't the best quality :frown:

[justinkos91]

Justin's right! I'd post scans of #19, but my digital copy isn't the best quality :frown:

Of course, my lcs had the issue and I read it.