X-Crescence CIX: My Wife's Home Town

[Agent_Torpor]

They haven't said but since the series is written by an unknown, I doubt it's Babs. Probably Spoiler.

Ewww. Spoiler?

DC = toilet.

[AcesX1X]

you get what you deserve.

[AcesX1X]

emma (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30624090) is the most popular girl baby name of 2008.

[Cayman]

The whole dijon mustard (http://mediamatters.org/research/200905070031) thing is so ridiculous.

[Prodigy55]

I'm excited for Star Trek! Hopefully there's not a lot of crazies at the 3:00 show lol. I loathe Star Trek crazies.

[Cayman]

I am going to Star Trek as soon as I finish sewing up my Gorn costume.

[psycwave]

Star Trek. Yes.

[Aguja]

emma (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30624090) is the most popular girl baby name of 2008.

OMG I used to love the name Emma. But now no, I could never brand a child of mine with such a over hyped name.

[Prodigy55]

I like the name Chloe.

[iamboredr]

a/s/l all the way? ;)

[Bronze Badger]

I like the name Chloe.

I like the Slap Chop remix.

[four_pi]

Hello everyone!

I like the Slap Chop remix.

I want that Slap Chop remix as a ringtone. Seriously.

ETA in case anyone didn't see it... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&feature=channel_page)

[Conn Seanery]

I blame Conn Seannery.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/sconnery/Awww.jpg

[Swashbuckler]

Where is "cher"? She's my new favorite poster.

[Optic Rage!]

The names i have picked for my maybe future children are a little pretentious.

I am super excited for Star Trek...they should make a new series with the cast from the movie.

http://iesb.net/images/stories/actors/chris-pine.jpg
http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/zoe-saldana-bh01.jpg
http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20050906/10/3551883967.jpg

And Zach Quinto of course!

[AcesX1X]

I am super excited for Star Trek...they should make a new series with the cast from the movie.


if the movie is actually good, i would rather them spend their time making another movie and not water themselves down with a television series.

hello, conn seannery.

[Yearning4Yorick]

http://www3.sympatico.ca/sconnery/Awww.jpg

Do you think he's crying because he has a square tire or because he's a Ginger?

[darknessatnoon]

if the movie is actually good, i would rather them spend their time making another movie and not water themselves down with a television series.

hello, conn seannery.

JJ Abrahms does not need another TV series to fuck up.

[Conn Seanery]

hello, conn seannery.
Howdy Aces.

[Optic Rage!]

if the movie is actually good, i would rather them spend their time making another movie and not water themselves down with a television series.

hello, conn seannery.

True, i doubt they would have the budget to give us a show that will be able to live up to the quality of the movie anyways.

[four_pi]

Do you think he's crying because he has a square tire or because he's a Ginger?

I think he's crying for help because he doesn't want to get stabbed by the pointy diamond.

[psycwave]

Im thinking about getting my own apartment instead of staying on campus next year. I cant take another year of room checks and timed visitation. Im paying to live here! I should be able to get sex at 3 in the morning if i wish!

[timbox]

I'm going to see Star Trek dressed up as a jedi so I can make fun of those Trekkie nerds.

[Yearning4Yorick]

I think he's crying for help because he doesn't want to get stabbed by the pointy diamond.

http://www.seacoastkettlebell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/odoyle.jpg

O'Doyle Rules!

[Prodigy55]

Im thinking about getting my own apartment instead of staying on campus next year. I cant take another year of room checks and timed visitation. Im paying to live here! I should be able to get sex at 3 in the morning if i wish!

You should do it! People in apartments have waaaaaaaaaay more fun that residence.

[AcesX1X]

The whole dijon mustard (http://mediamatters.org/research/200905070031) thing is so ridiculous.

here cayman. maybe this (http://gawker.com/5245696/will-media-cover-glenn-beck-and-bill-oreilly-eating-fancy-french-cheeses) will give you a good laugh about it.

[Agent_Torpor]

I'm going to see Star Trek dressed up as a jedi so I can make fun of those Trekkie nerds.

I'll be Leia in chains.

[Aguja]

I was going to go to Star Trek dressed as Counselor Troi, but I don't have the body for her uniform :frown:

[psycwave]

You should do it! People in apartments have waaaaaaaaaay more fun that residence.

I know! My only thing i really need to save up my money so i can live in the apt i want instead of the second rate ones down the street.

[timbox]

I'll be Leia in chains.

I expect you to choke out any fat trekkies.

[Optic Rage!]

This image reminds me of someone...but i can't put my finger on it.

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/3052/exilesv40020020.jpg

Also, i used to have this crush on Dr Crusher from TNG when i was a kid...i had funny taste back then.

[Agent_Torpor]

I was going to go to Star Trek dressed as Counselor Troi, but I don't have the body for her uniform :frown:

I don't remember, did she wear a hideous pant suit or did she rock the customary skirt n go go boots?

[Conn Seanery]

Daily Show had a funny fake Fox News ticker blurb for this whole burger thing last night, something like "Obama murders cow to enjoy pagan lunch!"

[Agent_Torpor]

I expect you to choke out any fat trekkies.

At your service. I serve at the pleasure of lord timbox.

[four_pi]

http://www.seacoastkettlebell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/odoyle.jpg

O'Doyle Rules!

Billy Madison Rules! Classic Adam Sandler...before he sold his soul to the Disney overlords.

[Aguja]

I don't remember, did she wear a hideous pant suit or did she rock the customary skirt n go go boots?

She wore the go go boots and mini dress combo in like the first episode, but then it was all horrendous pant suits, and I think at one point a very long dress. I liked her lavender pant suit with plunging neckline though.

[Agent_Torpor]

She wore the go go boots and mini dress combo in like the first episode, but then it was all horrendous pant suits, and I think at one point a very long dress. I liked her lavender pant suit with plunging neckline though.

Ah, that's why I don't have any fond memories of that broad.

[timbox]

All the outfits in Star Trek were lacking.

[Prodigy55]

I know! My only thing i really need to save up my money so i can live in the apt i want instead of the second rate ones down the street.

noooooo, students must live in nasty apartments. it's a life phase!

my friend has this tiny 1 room shithole, but it's like a slice of heaven.

[Optic Rage!]

All the outfits in Star Trek were lacking.

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_26677.jpg

[AcesX1X]

andy, do you think i will pass out when i see zachary quinto on the big screen tomorrow night?

[Swashbuckler]

andy, do you think i will pass out when i see zachary quinto on the big screen tomorrow night?

You'll probably pass out and loose your phone. Whoops, too late.

[AcesX1X]

You'll probably pass out and loose your phone. Whoops, too late.

LOL. my phone is gone forever.

i really do believe my coworker intentionally wears these very low-cut v-shirts to drive me insane.

[Twisted Bliss]

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_26677.jpg

Ahhh but the perverted stories of her real life were far more interesting. I mean tied to a chair and disciplined..... sounds like happy times to me. Sod the sci-fi .....although.....

Acesx1x how do you feel about indulging in some cos/roleplay? Resistance is Futile!

[Agent_Torpor]

Ahhh but the perverted stories of her real life were far more interesting. I mean tied to a chair and disciplined..... sounds like happy times to me. Sod the sci-fi .....although.....

Acesx1x how do you feel about indulging in some cos/roleplay? Resistance is Futile!

Seriously. That's good clean fun.

[Swashbuckler]

Ahhh but the perverted stories of her real life were far more interesting. I mean tied to a chair and disciplined..... sounds like happy times to me. Sod the sci-fi .....although.....

Acesx1x how do you feel about indulging in some cos/roleplay? Resistance is Futile!

I suggest you contact Tilt. He is into spandex and role playing, hero/villain style.

[Twisted Bliss]

LOL. my phone is gone forever.

i really do believe my coworker intentionally wears these very low-cut v-shirts to drive me insane.

is it a he or she?

[AcesX1X]

is it a he or she?

it's a he and i really am going bats. he must have some secret pheremone power that has made me its slave.

[four_pi]

it's a he and i really am going bats. he must have some secret pheremone power that has made me its slave.

Are you saying that Stacy X is now Stephen X?

[Prodigy55]

V-neck shirts are so hot.

[AcesX1X]

yes, four_pi, but without the scales. i can't comment on his personal life, however.

[Twisted Bliss]

Seriously. That's good clean fun.

But it's been done before by Madonna and Sean Penn

I suggest you contact Tilt. He is into spandex and role playing, hero/villain style.

Oh do tell?!?

[Swashbuckler]

But it's been done before by Madonna and Sean Penn



Oh do tell?!?

It was confirmed on a message board. I googled his e-mail address and the fetish was revealed.

[Twisted Bliss]

it's a he and i really am going bats. he must have some secret pheremone power that has made me its slave.

Now Aces. Honestly. Is he really fit or are you just eyeing forbidden fruit purely because it's forbidden and you're not actually hungry?

[four_pi]

yes, four_pi, but without the scales. i can't comment on his personal life, however.

Absolutely--and what's more, there's no need to. Just observe...and speculate as to how you can be a part of it...provided you're that interested, anyway. If not, just observe. Which is already in progress, anyway.

[AcesX1X]

Now Aces. Honestly. Is he really fit or are you just eyeing forbidden fruit purely because it's forbidden and you're not actually hungry?

well, i am very hungry, but you give me things to think about, twisted bliss.

[justinkos91]

well, i am very hungry, but you give me things to think about, twisted bliss.

I am hungry as well, didn't eat yet today
Buying a pizza after school and eating it all
my typical Friday, though I work tonight.

[timbox]

well, i am very hungry, but you give me things to think about, twisted bliss.

Take photos of yourself and "lose" your phone around his desk.

[Optic Rage!]

andy, do you think i will pass out when i see zachary quinto on the big screen tomorrow night?

MMMMM.

There is a strong possibility, I suggest you ask for extra ice in your drink.

Just don't act like you did during the Transformers 2 trailer.

]Acesx1x how do you feel about indulging in some cos/roleplay? Resistance is Futile!

if i had a dollar for everytime i heard that...

It's never futile!

it's a he and i really am going bats. he must have some secret pheremone power that has made me its slave.

Provide pics please.

V-neck shirts are so hot.

I am a huge fan, and i always make sure that just a tiny amount of chest hair is visible. My friends usually call me a fag for it, but WHATEVER, I'm not doing it for them.

[Optic Rage!]

I am hungry as well, didn't eat yet today
Buying a pizza after school and eating it all
my typical Friday, though I work tonight.

I don't think it's food he is hungry for..

Also, if i was an X-Man, this would be part of my uniform.

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2008/07/nike-ignition-shirt.jpg

[Twisted Bliss]

Take photos of yourself and "lose" your phone around his desk.

For once I concur with Timbox

[AcesX1X]

well, technicaly, tehre's "food" to be had...

[Optic Rage!]

well, technicaly, tehre's "food" to be had...

Technically, a feast.

Are you going to try something? Ask him to Star Trek.

[AcesX1X]

who is that black woman in star trek.

[Optic Rage!]

who is that black woman in star trek.

Zoe Saldana, she is playing Uhura.

She's been in a few movies, not many. I think this is her first big role.

[Twisted Bliss]

well, technicaly, tehre's "food" to be had...

Oh really?? A feast or a late nite snack? Sinfully delicious or lo-cal?

Importantly is it mansized or only available as part of a happy meal?

[Yearning4Yorick]

I'm going tonight to see Star Trek, going to see the evening showing at around 5:30-6pm. Then when the night folks arrive I'm gonna slide into Wolverine.

[Optic Rage!]

Man, Wolvrine.....

Daredevil got better reviews...i wonder what Jackman thinks. I doubt he gives a shit.

[Yearning4Yorick]

Man, Wolvrine.....

Daredevil got better reviews...i wonder what Jackman thinks. I doubt he gives a shit.

He thinks the first check cleared and he just got greenlit for another movie.

[AcesX1X]

twisted bliss, do you have to wear one of those funny wigs when you go to work.

[Nyssane]

Zoe Saldana, she is playing Uhura.

She's been in a few movies, not many. I think this is her first big role.

She looks like Beyonce.

[BBeeryan]

She looks like Beyonce.

Those two women look nothing alike. You're smokin some good stuff.

[Swashbuckler]

Just tried some of this KFC Grilled Chicken. It's nonsense. That would not satisfy my KFC cravings ever.

[BBeeryan]

Just tried some of this KFC Grilled Chicken. It's nonsense. That would not satisfy my KFC cravings ever.

KFC does not make grilled chicken. KGC does. lol

[Bolebeau]

Chris Pine is my new celebrity crush.

The Star Trek franchise doesn't interest me one bit, but damn I'm so going to see this movie. >.>

[Affinity]

I am absolutely insane for Zoe Saldana. Her and Mila Kunis in "After Sex" were so LOL. She is such perfect casting for Uhura.

Anton Yelchin, too, as Chekov was perfect. Really great cast; Lindelof (or Abrams?) is really talented at managing ensemble casts.

It's great that Star Trek was really stellar, and Zoe just made it phenomenal for me.

[Agent_Torpor]

Those two women look nothing alike. You're smokin some good stuff.

It's also quite offensive to poor Ms. Saldana.

[timbox]

I want to catch Agent_Torpor in a bear trap and lock him in my dungeon.

[Fatguy]

It's also quite offensive to poor Ms. Saldana.

Yeah, 'cause Beyonce sure is repulsive.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2932/17855200.png

[darknessatnoon]

Yeah, 'cause Beyonce sure is repulsive.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2932/17855200.png

She's fat.

[Fatguy]

She's fat.

She's robust. In a hot way.

[darknessatnoon]

She's robust. In a hot way.

She is not educated enough for me.

[Affinity]

I am obsessing over both Beyonce and Zoe Saldana.

[darknessatnoon]

I am obsessing over both Beyonce and Zoe Saldana.

You can do better. Find a nice Arab girl.

[AcesX1X]

i know a few arab girls that i could introduce you to.

[timbox]

I am obsessing over both Beyonce and Zoe Saldana.

You can do better. Find a nice Arab girl.

I recommend an obsession over this one (http://www.rebelliousarabgirl.net/).

[darknessatnoon]

i know a few arab girls that i could introduce you to.

No "nice" Arab girl would be acquainted with you. You're a little low caliber.

[AcesX1X]

No "nice" Arab girl would be acquainted with you. You're a little low caliber.

what do you mean by "low caliber."

[darknessatnoon]

what do you mean by "low caliber."

Mia can fill you in on the details.

[timbox]

I wish Mia was on facebook.

[lockerogue]

Stop this nonsense of same race dating.

[darknessatnoon]

Stop this nonsense of same race dating.

Wow. You just let your sistahs walk by?

[Bolebeau]

Yeah, 'cause Beyonce sure is repulsive.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2932/17855200.png

Not only Photoshop, but creative use of light to make her look less fat.

Well played.

[darknessatnoon]

Speaking of dating outside your race ...

What if Bishop is his own grandfather?

Can you imagine the tragedy it would be if he actually hooks up with Storm at some point!? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[Bronze Badger]

She's fat.

In all the right places......

[Fatguy]

You can do better. Find a nice Arab girl.

They're hard to find, though. Robust girls are much easier to come by.

[lockerogue]

Wow. You just let your sistahs walk by?

LOL I like the sistahs but I find interracial relationships to be more fun and intense.

[Fatguy]

Speaking of dating outside your race ...

What if Bishop is his own grandfather?

Can you imagine the tragedy it would be if he actually hooks up with Storm at some point!? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Now THAT'S a Bishop mini I would read.

[darknessatnoon]

LOL I like the sistahs but I find interracial relationships to be more fun and intense.

Creams sad passion deferred dreams I am a reflection of you
Black and blue pure as the tears of
coal-colored children crying for acceptance
You can't run from yourself
She's just an illusion
Black love anthems play behind white-skinned affection
New Birth stereophonic spanish fly let her cry.
But you no longer burn for the motherland brown skin
You want blond-haired, blue-eyed soul
Snow white passion without the hot comb

[Bolebeau]

Speaking of dating outside your race ...

What if Bishop is his own grandfather?

Can you imagine the tragedy it would be if he actually hooks up with Storm at some point!? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

That would be some kind of inbreeding right there.

[Affinity]

Big girls you are beautiful.

[Optic Rage!]

Moho, give me a brief Star Trek review.

[AcesX1X]

Mia can fill you in on the details.

i don't appreciate you baiting me with her name.

[Optic Rage!]

Is Mia a dyke?

[darknessatnoon]

i don't appreciate you baiting me with her name.

I haven't even started baiting you yet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdzEpGIqtY&feature=related).

[Optic Rage!]

Gene is geting seriously pissed over at that Heroes thread.

[AcesX1X]

someone translate that youtube link for me. i have archaic resources at my disposal.

dN@n, i'm going to get you.

[Waterlily]

Songbird socks. (http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0505092birds1.jpg) For when you want your socks to sing to you.

[darknessatnoon]

someone translate that youtube link for me. i have archaic resources at my disposal.

dN@n, i'm going to get you.

Wouldn't be a problem if you had an iphone. Olewell

[Twisted Bliss]

twisted bliss, do you have to wear one of those funny wigs when you go to work.

Hehehe no. No I don't. Besides Im a lawyer. It's Barristers & the Judges who wear the wigs.

[Optic Rage!]

Hehehe no. No I don't. Besides Im a lawyer. It's Barristers & the Judges who wear the wigs.

Oh, you will come in handy!

I have lots of stuff to ask you.

[Twisted Bliss]

Wouldn't be a problem if you had an iphone. Olewell

I have a spare Iphone 3G !

[darknessatnoon]

Oh, you will come in handy!

I have lots of stuff to ask you.

He's not very useful. I've tried.

[justinkos91]

Optic Rage!
Do you have an accent?

[darknessatnoon]

I have a spare Iphone 3G !

Mail it to aces. He was blowing someone in the back of a cab and lost his.

[Agent_Torpor]

Yeah, 'cause Beyonce sure is repulsive.

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2932/17855200.png

Quad-core processors died in a valiant effort to photoshop that heffer to GLORY.

Fuck Beyonce. And the fat horse she rode in on.

[Affinity]

Moho, give me a brief Star Trek review.

Framed by its respect to the source material, Star Trek balances it's stellar ensemble cast with strong visual effects amongst it's thrilling plot.

I cried twice!

[darknessatnoon]

Framed by its respect to the source material, Star Trek balances it's stellar ensemble cast with strong visual effects amongst it's thrilling plot.

I cried twice!

Does Uhura die?

[Twisted Bliss]

Mail it to aces. He was blowing someone in the back of a cab and lost his.

Oh..... This could be the one he lost.... Errrr he's very good. Like Wolverine, Acesx1x is the best at what he does (sucks like dyson)

[RolandJP]

Quad-core processors died in a valiant effort to photoshop that heffer to GLORY.

Fuck Beyonce. And the fat horse she rode in on.

becareful with the horse ridin talk. It can get you banned. :tongue:

[darknessatnoon]

Oh..... This could be the one he lost.... Errrr he's very good. Like Wolverine, Acesx1x is the best at what he does (sucks like dyson)

If so, I'd wipe it off a few times before letting it get near your ear.

[darknessatnoon]

becareful with the horse ridin talk. It can get you banned. :tongue:

Please don't bait the mods, Excelsior.

[AcesX1X]

my iphone was pristine when it disappeared. i don't have grubby paws.

[darknessatnoon]

I'm reading Election by Tom Perrotta. Tracy Flick is so fantastic even when Reece Witherspoon isn't in the picture.

We came within an inch of it in the darkroom one Wednesday afternoon, but I made him stop. I didn't want it to happen like that, on a cold floor in a room that reeked of developer.

[Bolebeau]

I'm being such a voyeur right now. The things people say in a private webcam chat are hilarious.

[AcesX1X]

I'm being such a voyeur right now. The things people say in a private webcam chat are hilarious.

andy, i have warned you about showing yourself to strangers.

[Bolebeau]

andy, i have warned you about showing yourself to strangers.

Which one of these guys is Andy? >.>

I don't know the real names of anyone here.

[darknessatnoon]

Which one of these guys is Andy? >.>

I don't know the real names of anyone here.

"Andy" is Excelsior.

[lockerogue]

I am filling out a Costco job application and it has these what would you do type of questions.

[darknessatnoon]

I am filling out a Costco job application and it has these what would you do type of questions.

Never steal.

Never tell white lies.

Always tell on people.

[lockerogue]

I was torn with this one so I went with b.

9. A new person has been recently hired onto your team. This person frequently asks for help with learning different job tasks to the point where it is interfering with your ability to get your work done.

Which of the following actions would you be MOST LIKELY to take (select one):
Which of the following actions would you be LEAST LIKELY to take (select one):

a. Continue to provide them with help even if it means not getting all your work done

b. Explain to your supervisor that this new person may benefit from some formal training

c. Ask the person to hold off on asking you any more questions until you get caught up on your work

d. Suggest that the person ask some of your co-workers for help instead of continually asking you

[Agent_Torpor]

I was torn with this one so I went with b.

9. A new person has been recently hired onto your team. This person frequently asks for help with learning different job tasks to the point where it is interfering with your ability to get your work done.

Which of the following actions would you be MOST LIKELY to take (select one):
Which of the following actions would you be LEAST LIKELY to take (select one):

a. Continue to provide them with help even if it means not getting all your work done

b. Explain to your supervisor that this new person may benefit from some formal training

c. Ask the person to hold off on asking you any more questions until you get caught up on your work

d. Suggest that the person ask some of your co-workers for help instead of continually asking you

LOL@ questionnaires.

Ask for forklift-control. That looks fun.

[Hakael]

I hate these stupid ass questions. Yet another reason why retail sucks, they don't trust their HR people to have any interview skills whatsoever.

[Bolebeau]

I was torn with this one so I went with b.

9. A new person has been recently hired onto your team. This person frequently asks for help with learning different job tasks to the point where it is interfering with your ability to get your work done.

Which of the following actions would you be MOST LIKELY to take (select one):
Which of the following actions would you be LEAST LIKELY to take (select one):

a. Continue to provide them with help even if it means not getting all your work done

b. Explain to your supervisor that this new person may benefit from some formal training

c. Ask the person to hold off on asking you any more questions until you get caught up on your work

d. Suggest that the person ask some of your co-workers for help instead of continually asking you

B sounds like the best one to me.

[darknessatnoon]

Choose "B."

Do "D." And do it in the bitchiest way possible.

[Aguja]

D is the best option. You can send the annoying worker to pester someone you hate.

[justinkos91]

I work in retail too, with a bunch of lazy teenagers who all know each other
so chummy too, spend more time talking on the job and fooling around
then there's the older adults who get along with each other but still work.

I don't know or get along with anyone at my work, but it makes getting the job done easier.

[lockerogue]

I went with "B" but I would seriously do "D"

[darknessatnoon]

I would write in

E. Tell the tool "I'm a survivalist. Figure it out or go home."

[Twisted Bliss]

AcesX1X

Its time.

Assume the position now!

[justinkos91]

Aces, did you get that link I sent to you on facebook?

[Aguja]

I work in retail too, with a bunch of lazy teenagers who all know each other
so chummy too, spend more time talking on the job and fooling around
then there's the older adults who get along with each other but still work.

I don't know or get along with anyone at my work, but it makes getting the job done easier.

You should plant merchandise in their bags and get them caught for stealing.

[just another user]

Is there some sort of prize on offer for the person who starts the most threads?

[Twisted Bliss]

Is there some sort of prize on offer for the person who starts the most threads?

Ahhhh JAU

How are you mein fantatisch Iron-Bru addict?

[just another user]

Ahhhh JAU

How are you mein fantatisch Iron-Bru addict?

Where were you when I needed you? I had gym questions.

I am all good, I swung the weekend off.

[Waterlily]

Is there some sort of prize on offer for the person who starts the most threads?

Begin with a baker's soul (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_crCTPM-Eqq8/Sa4Qe8LsWTI/AAAAAAAAAjY/s96J4u8IweM/s400/Mint+Milano.jpg).

[x_goalkeeper]

good morning :smile:

Twisted, I hope your important case went well!

[just another user]

Begin with a baker's soul (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_crCTPM-Eqq8/Sa4Qe8LsWTI/AAAAAAAAAjY/s96J4u8IweM/s400/Mint+Milano.jpg).

That is one rude sounding cookie.

I enjoyed your singing socks.

[Twisted Bliss]

Where were you when I needed you? I had gym questions.

I am all good, I swung the weekend off.

I just asked you what you want to do on FB.

I've been snowed under with work. 6am starts and 8pm finish. Get to the gym by the time that was over I had to be in bed to start it all over again. Two weeks of hell. Its mellowed out now though.

So what you got planned for the weekend? Any photo shoots ?

[just another user]

So what you got planned for the weekend? Any photo shoots ?

Stag weekend. Quad Bikes, offroading. Shotguns - not sure what else is planned yet.

[timbox]

Is there some sort of prize on offer for the person who starts the most threads?

I started a thread today, are you referring to me?

[just another user]

I started a thread today, are you referring to me?

No, I was referring to a certain poster. (A fellow Claremont fan).

What was your thread, did you make a Batgirl one?

[timbox]

No, I was referring to a certain poster. (A fellow Claremont fan).

What was your thread, did you make a Batgirl one?

Yes and it is so much fun.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=268739

[RoguishGurl]

I just looked at the study guide for my Law, Politics, and Society final. I am going to die a very painful death.

[Agent_Torpor]

Yes and it is so much fun.

http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=268739

I've already soiled myself with a "function over form" non-aesthete. Where's the hand sanitizer, box?

[Twisted Bliss]

Stag weekend. Quad Bikes, offroading. Shotguns - not sure what else is planned yet.

I did similar a couple of weeks ago.

I shot some clay pigeons (mutated Chernoybl clay) and some peasants (the unwashed masses)

[Twisted Bliss]

I started a thread today, are you referring to me?

I think he may be.....

[Optic Rage!]

Optic Rage!
Do you have an accent?

Yeah, i do.

Here's a report a boy did on my accent, who was more then a little enamored with me.

The B.O.N.E.R. Report (V. 2)

Andy is the total package. He has the Chateau Lafite of voices. I'd bang him for talking. It's the goal of this report to detail and highlight why I think Andy is a sexpot, and why his voice makes me want to do him.

C L A R I T Y

When Andy says "blond" it sounds like "pond." And he mumbles, a lot. He's really Irish. And pie-eyed. I bet the church likes him. He should be a phone sex operator. His mumbling is really cute. Sometimes, it sounded like he bit his tongue really hard.

But I'd bite it harder. Because I hate tongues. But his is, like, the best.

4/5

C O N T E N T

Limited to commentary. But one time he said my name. And I totally fell apart. It was so much better than when I say it.

He never sang, but he played music. Also, he didn't rap because he was embarrassed, but I squeeled because he'd make a good rapper.

3/5

S P E E D

He won the race. Andy talks so fast. To the max. I've never heard someone talk like that when they were sober. I give him props. And a losing game of Krampack. You know what I mean?

It was slower than, like, Collin Farrell. But Collin Farrell doesn't count. So Andy was the fastest.

5/5

A C C E N T

As an American and a patriot, this was the best. He was way more Irish than I thought he'd be. And even though "European bourgeois" would've been SO good -- he still knocked it out of the park with the bad words, and the anger, and huskiness. And the sarcasm.

He's such a hunk. :-[

5/5

C L O S I N G

Andy is a lot of man. He's so much more man than he has any right to be. And his voice is cute, and I think he's timid, and more than Irish novelty. He's a fox.

And sort of the best. <3

[Pro]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/nightowlarts/Characters/underwaterscape.jpg

[just another user]

Here's a report a boy did on my accent, who was more then a little enamored with me.

lulz, and to think yesterday I was telling sombody it was bad form to quote themselves.

Andy go post yourself in the casting thread and prepare to be brutalised.

[RoguishGurl]

Yeah, i do.

Here's a report a boy did on my accent, who was more then a little enamored with me.

The B.O.N.E.R. Report (V. 2)

Andy is the total package. He has the Chateau Lafite of voices. I'd bang him for talking. It's the goal of this report to detail and highlight why I think Andy is a sexpot, and why his voice makes me want to do him.

C L A R I T Y

When Andy says "blond" it sounds like "pond." And he mumbles, a lot. He's really Irish. And pie-eyed. I bet the church likes him. He should be a phone sex operator. His mumbling is really cute. Sometimes, it sounded like he bit his tongue really hard.

But I'd bite it harder. Because I hate tongues. But his is, like, the best.

4/5

C O N T E N T

Limited to commentary. But one time he said my name. And I totally fell apart. It was so much better than when I say it.

He never sang, but he played music. Also, he didn't rap because he was embarrassed, but I squeeled because he'd make a good rapper.

3/5

S P E E D

He won the race. Andy talks so fast. To the max. I've never heard someone talk like that when they were sober. I give him props. And a losing game of Krampack. You know what I mean?

It was slower than, like, Collin Farrell. But Collin Farrell doesn't count. So Andy was the fastest.

5/5

A C C E N T

As an American and a patriot, this was the best. He was way more Irish than I thought he'd be. And even though "European bourgeois" would've been SO good -- he still knocked it out of the park with the bad words, and the anger, and huskiness. And the sarcasm.

He's such a hunk. :-[

5/5

C L O S I N G

Andy is a lot of man. He's so much more man than he has any right to be. And his voice is cute, and I think he's timid, and more than Irish novelty. He's a fox.

And sort of the best. <3
I must add that your accent is adorable and doesn't sound Irish at all. And I love how you say arse.

[Twisted Bliss]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k318/nightowlarts/Characters/underwaterscape.jpg

Cthulhu ???

[Twisted Bliss]

lulz, and to think yesterday I was telling sombody it was bad form to quote themselves.

Andy go post yourself in the casting thread and prepare to be brutalised.

In what sense of the word 'brutalised' are we talking about ???

I'm thinking 'squeal piggy, squeal' from Deliverance ?

[just another user]

I must add that your accent is adorable and doesn't sound Irish at all. And I love how you say arse.

Who has a better accent Whit? Me or Andy? *stirs*

In what sense of the word 'brutalised' are we talking about ???

I'm thinking 'squeal piggy, squeal' from Deliverance ?

That will depend on the picture posted.

Andy - not one from your cellphone - Porn is no longer allowed on here

[Twisted Bliss]

Who has a better accent Whit? Me or Andy? *stirs*

Oi... I havent heard either.

Where are the sound files?

[timbox]

Who has a better accent Whit? Me or Andy? *stirs*

Or me, RG.

[Optic Rage!]

lulz, and to think yesterday I was telling sombody it was bad form to quote themselves.

Andy go post yourself in the casting thread and prepare to be brutalised.

LOL Fuck off, i knew you or Sharif would say that.

Brutalised...in what way?

[Twisted Bliss]

That will depend on the picture posted.

Andy - not one from your cellphone - Porn is no longer allowed on here

NO FUN JAU

NO FUN

[RoguishGurl]

Who has a better accent Whit? Me or Andy? *stirs*

This is not fair. I love both. But the Scottish accent is my favorite accent. I need to hear both again.
Or me, RG.
You should send me a clip and I will tell you.

[Optic Rage!]

Who has a better accent Whit? Me or Andy? *stirs*



That will depend on the picture posted.

Andy - not one from your cellphone - Porn is no longer allowed on here

She's going to say yours, just to spite me.

[just another user]

Butalised...in what way?

In the good sense of the word

[Optic Rage!]

Oi... I havent heard either.

Where are the sound files?

Skype and MSN!

I've spoken to a few people from here, not JAU tough, He does not like MSN.

[RoguishGurl]

She's going to say yours, just to spite me.
I'm glad to know you think so highly of me.

[timbox]

You should send me a clip and I will tell you.

Call me, you know my number.

[Azure]

Have you never heard a Yorkshire accent, RG?

[Twisted Bliss]

Skype and MSN!

I've spoken to a few people from here, not JAU tough, He does not like MSN.

Oh I see.

So where are the pictures ? Flesh shots are fine in my book.

[Optic Rage!]

I'm glad to know you think so highly of me.

Don't be like that! You know i **wuv** you!!!

Have you never heard a Yorkshire accent, RG?

Does she want to?

[Twisted Bliss]

I'm glad to know you think so highly of me.

I know you prefer mine.

Its ok.

Smooth and deep. With class and clarity....oh god...I'm Emma Frost !!!

[Twisted Bliss]

Does she want to?

Does anyone want to?

[Optic Rage!]

Oh I see.

So where are the pictures ? Flesh shots are fine in my book.

I need to see pictures of you first.

[RoguishGurl]

Call me, you know my number.
The number you gave me was to this hotline and they said things that burned my ears.
Don't be like that! You know i **wuv** you!!!
No you don't. You just want my help finding you a wife so you can get a green card.

Does she want to?
I will listen to any accent! I love them. I wish I had one.

[RoguishGurl]

I know you prefer mine.

Its ok.

Smooth and deep. With class and clarity....oh god...I'm Emma Frost !!!
You should link me.

[Azure]

I know you prefer mine.

Its ok.

Smooth and deep. With class and clarity....oh god...I'm Emma Frost !!!

I got you a new avatar.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/may2008/1/0/14F5EDFD-EDC4-6CE0-AD4840A972643D5A.jpg


The Yorkshire accent is gruff and manly and filled with violence.

[Optic Rage!]

The number you gave me was to this hotline and they said things that burned my ears.

No you don't. You just want my help finding you a wife so you can get a green card.


I will listen to any accent! I love them. I wish I had one.

LOLstfu. Though i admit, the greencard thing WOULD be handy, think about it.

Also, Whit has the voice of an angel...but her laugh....oh boy.

[Twisted Bliss]

I got you a new avatar.

http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/may2008/1/0/14F5EDFD-EDC4-6CE0-AD4840A972643D5A.jpg


The Yorkshire accent is gruff and manly and filled with violence.

Yorkshire LOL

Here's your new avatar my sweet princess of the north.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/580000/images/_584037_betty_driver150.jpg

[Pro]

Cthulhu ???

I'd say Ctulhoid. A Ctulhu guppie or something.

[RoguishGurl]

LOLstfu. Tough i admit, the greencard thing WOULD be handy, think about it.
lmao!

Also, Whit has the voice of an angel...but her laugh....oh boy.
OMG, SHUT UP! Everyone always has something to say about my laugh! At least I do not snort.

[Pro]

I will listen to any accent! I love them. I wish I had one.

You do. You're not english.

[Azure]

Yorkshire LOL

Here's your new avatar my sweet princess of the north.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/580000/images/_584037_betty_driver150.jpg

I regret to inform that there have been a few changes recently, Twisted Bliss. But I shall cherish this avatar, thank you.

[Optic Rage!]

Yorkshire LOL

Here's your new avatar my sweet princess of the north.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/580000/images/_584037_betty_driver150.jpg

LOL Betty<3

OMG, SHUT UP! Everyone always has something to say about my laugh! At least I do not snort.

True, true.

Do not be sad, it made me laugh my ass off.

[RoguishGurl]

Do not be sad, it made me laugh my ass off.
You are lucky I have to leave to go to work now. And you should be on MSN in like an 1 hour and 45 minutes so I can yell at you.

[Twisted Bliss]

I regret to inform that there have been a few changes recently, Twisted Bliss. But I shall cherish this avatar, thank you.

Oh really?

PM me. You know how I like to keep in with the citizens of Lesbos. (who in reality really dislike being called lesbians...weird)

[Optic Rage!]

Oh really?

PM me. You know how I like to keep in with the citizens of Lesbos. (who in reality really dislike being called lesbians...weird)

They do???

Why?

[Azure]

Oh really?

PM me. You know how I like to keep in with the citizens of Lesbos. (who in reality really dislike being called lesbians...weird)

Have a look at this. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=268353)

I'm Steve, while Beth has kicked me out of the Seres account and owns it all by herself. Simple as 'eck.

[Optic Rage!]

Have a look at this. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=268353)

I'm Steve, while Beth has kicked me out of the Seres account and owns it all by herself. Simple as 'eck.

Finally, you explained.

Did you and Beth have a falling out?

[timbox]

Beth:

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3513319838_62930a9de3_o.jpg

[Agent_Torpor]

Beth:

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3513319838_62930a9de3_o.jpg

Beth is hot.

PS where are you in my Marvel forum appreciation thread? The meatbros are laying their beef all over my handiwork.

[Twisted Bliss]

They do???

Why?


Citizens of Lesbos are revolting (http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2008/06/citizens-lesbos-finally-taking-action-against-name-stealing-gay-women)

:biggrin:

[Twisted Bliss]

Beth:

http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/3513319838_62930a9de3_o.jpg

Oh my good god.

Give that woman a tan and she could be my wannabe fag hag from 4 years ago. (the Hag part was the accurate part)

[Optic Rage!]

Citizens of Lesbos are revolting (http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2008/06/citizens-lesbos-finally-taking-action-against-name-stealing-gay-women)

:biggrin:

LOL

**Slaps forehead**

Oh boy. This coming from Greeks? tch tch tch.

[Optic Rage!]

Oh my good god.

Give that woman a tan and she could be my wannabe fag hag from 4 years ago. (the Hag part was the accurate part)

Katie Price was your faghag? Cool.

[Twisted Bliss]

LOL

**Slaps forehead**

Oh boy. This coming from Greeks? tch tch tch.

As penance you should post nude pictures of yourself posing in the style of the Greek gods.

[Agent_Torpor]

Oh my good god.

Give that woman a tan and she could be my wannabe fag hag from 4 years ago. (the Hag part was the accurate part)

Jodie Marsh?

[Twisted Bliss]

Katie Price was your faghag? Cool.

Oh not even close.

A much older woman who had a penchant for overtanning and a tendancy to look like a badly beaten old leather handbag left out in the sun for two weeks.

I managed to change phone numbers and whoops....buh-bye....

[creaky]

Have a look at this. (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=268353)

I'm Steve, while Beth has kicked me out of the Seres account and owns it all by herself. Simple as 'eck.

That's both strange and a relief at the same time.

[timbox]

That's both strange and a relief at the same time.

Quiet down, creaky.

[Optic Rage!]

As penance you should post nude pictures of yourself posing in the style of the Greek gods.

But i need someone to take the pictures...

[creaky]

Quiet down, creaky.

*pets timbox* Why do I feel like I haven't seen you in ages?

[Twisted Bliss]

But i need someone to take the pictures...

*sigh*

Meet me at Shoreditch

(Actually I'm fannying into Covent Gdn tomorrow...oh...today.... If you like I could take you up the Oxo tower ?!?:rolleyes: )

[Optic Rage!]

*sigh*

Meet me at Shoreditch

(Actually I'm fannying into Covent Gdn tomorrow...oh...today.... If you like I could take you up the Oxo tower ?!?:rolleyes: )

I'll meet you at **Home** sometime.

You know the place, right?

I would take a spin to Covent Gdn, but i'm flying tomorrow.

I have been up the Oxo tower..it was alright.

[wolvie616]

i think i am going to cry tears of joy

today is freaking awsome. and i have a date in half an hour

[darknessatnoon]

i think i am going to cry tears of joy

today is freaking awsome. and i have a date in half an hour

Don't cry on the date.

[Agent_Torpor]

i think i am going to cry tears of joy

today is freaking awsome. and i have a date in half an hour

Make sure you drench yourself in Drakkar Noir.

[Fatguy]

Don't cry on the date.

Could it really ruin anything?

Show her your sensitive side Wolvie!

[just another user]

i think i am going to cry tears of joy

today is freaking awsome. and i have a date in half an hour

Tip for the date - just think

What would Wolverine do?

[Optic Rage!]

Woah, Star Trek has 96% on RT 176 Fresh to 9, It looks like Wolverine is going to stay at 36%

Which sucks, as i bet it's not going to make the same amount of money ) :

[Cayman]

Woah, Star Trek has 96% on RT 176 Fresh to 9, It looks like Wolverine is going to stay at 36%

Which sucks, as i bet it's not going to make the same amount of money ) :

It made more on Thursday than Wolverine and at fewer theaters; that might be a good sign.

[Prodigy55]

zomg. Star Trek was AMAZING. I think you should all see it ASAP.

[Affinity]

Cayman, have you seen Star Trek? I imagined you would love one of the D-List characters that I adored in the movie.

The nurse that gave birth to baby Kirk in the escape pod, with her slanted eyes. It was too early in the movie and my eyes were still adjusting to the IMAX screen but I really enjoyed her!

[Cayman]

Cayman, have you seen Star Trek? I imagined you would love one of the D-List characters that I adored in the movie.

The nurse that gave birth to baby Kirk in the escape pod, with her slanted eyes. It was too early in the movie and my eyes were still adjusting to the IMAX screen but I really enjoyed her!

Not yet, but I think I'll see it in the morning. I was going to see it today but I ended up being kind of down in the dumps all day.

[Affinity]

Okay!

You'll love it.

[Wind-Breaker]

Hmm I wonder if Star Trek could do Dark Knight numbers?

[RoguishGurl]

I want to see Star Trek. But I promised my dad I would wait to watch it with him since I saw Underworld: Rise of the Lycans and the Wolverine movie without him. I didn't know watching this genre of movies was our father/daughter thing. I guess I should've known since he was the one that got me into the X-men.

[Prodigy55]

Cayman, have you seen Star Trek? I imagined you would love one of the D-List characters that I adored in the movie.

The nurse that gave birth to baby Kirk in the escape pod, with her slanted eyes. It was too early in the movie and my eyes were still adjusting to the IMAX screen but I really enjoyed her!

Oh! I love her too! It was kinda weird though because she was totally unexpected! I liked the little rock guy too.

[Swashbuckler]

I can't decide if I should stay in tonight or go out. I can only go out once this weekend. I'm too poor, lol.

[Novaya Havoc]

NEGRO DE MAYO HAS BEEN CANCELED!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClwEiCfwecQ)


I am SO PISSED! KFC wouldn't take my damn coupon to begin with, and now it's cancelled nationwide. I WANT MY DAMN CHICKEN!!!!

[Prodigy55]

NEGRO DE MAYO HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClwEiCfwecQ)


I am SO PISSED! KFC wouldn't take my damn coupon to begin with, and now it's cancelled nationwide. I WANT MY DAMN CHICKEN!!!!

OMFG Oprah and KFC have failed hardcore.
:( y'all got your best holiday canceled by some corporate fuckery.

[RolandJP]

OMFG Oprah and KFC have failed hardcore.
:( y'all got your best holiday canceled by some corporate fuckery.

Free Meals during a recession = no way in hell

[xgeek52]

*raises eyebrow*

somebody want to clue me about this negro de mayo...

and by the way as far as star trek is concerned, i'm hoping the character uhura gets some screen time...

[Affinity]

Oh! I love her too! It was kinda weird though because she was totally unexpected! I liked the little rock guy too.
Oh, I disliked him. But I liked the movie so much, I can't even say that I hated him.

[Wind-Breaker]

NEGRO DE MAYO HAS BEEN CANCELLED!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClwEiCfwecQ)


I am SO PISSED! KFC wouldn't take my damn coupon to begin with, and now it's cancelled nationwide. I WANT MY DAMN CHICKEN!!!!

http://i43.tinypic.com/30jmmug.gif


Those sons of bitches! This is a biggest blow to black folks since Wayne Brady.

[RolandJP]

http://i43.tinypic.com/30jmmug.gif


Those sons of bitches! This is a biggest blow to black folks since Wayne Brady.

Actually, I know a manager at KFC..white people tore that free food up. Blacks never stood a chance.

First off you need a computer to print out a coupon. How many computers are in a minrity household?
On average--Not many.

[Wind-Breaker]

Actually, I know a manager at KFC..white people tore that free food up. Blacks never stood a chance.

http://www.therenegadenetworkmarketerreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/why.jpg
The hell?

[sneggz]

Being drunk at noon has its drawbacks.

[Wind-Breaker]

Being drunk at noon has its drawbacks.

Did you have a designated poster?

[sneggz]

Did you have a designated poster?
That depends. Can I get a ticket for PWI?

posting while drunk

[Swashbuckler]

That depends. Can I get a ticket for PWI?

posting while drunk

I'm a multiple time offender. The punishment isn't that bad.

[kcviking]

Anyone know why it was canceled?Did they run out of chicken like Popeyes did last week?

Swashbuckler-stay in on Friday,party on Saturday.

[sneggz]

I'm a multiple time offender. The punishment isn't that bad.
You drink a lot. Are you sure you ain't Russian?

[RolandJP]

Anyone know why it was canceled?Did they run out of chicken like Popeyes did last week?

Swashbuckler-stay in on Friday,party on Saturday.

Between you, me and a KFC manager, it wasnt fresh chicken...think of it as bistro chicken from a supermarket..heated under a lamp. It was either give it away free or throw it away.

KFC crowds


http://media3.vindy.com/img/mainphotos/2008/04/14/0414web.jpg

http://www.osirisshoes.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2007/skate/kfcDanielCrowd.jpg

http://mahligaiklasik.com/mrs/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/img_0130-300x225.jpg

[Affinity]

Being drunk at noon has its drawbacks.

It is noon in Oregon?

[Swashbuckler]

Anyone know why it was canceled?Did they run out of chicken like Popeyes did last week?

Swashbuckler-stay in on Friday,party on Saturday.

You drink a lot. Are you sure you ain't Russian?

I'm not drinking tonight. I'm just getting high.

[Novaya Havoc]

I'm not drinking tonight. I'm just getting high.

Hollaaaaaaaaa! ♥

[Wind-Breaker]

I'm not drinking tonight. I'm just getting high.

Please tell me its Space cakes or special brownies :cool:

[kcviking]

I'm not drinking tonight. I'm just getting high.

You can do the latter without the former?

Kudos to you sir.

[sneggz]

It is noon in Oregon?
I started at noon. Its like 8 now.
I'm not drinking tonight. I'm just getting high.
Sure, rub it in.

[Bronze Badger]

zomg. Star Trek was AMAZING. I think you should all see it ASAP.

Seconded!!!

[sneggz]

Hollaaaaaaaaa! ♥
Kak dela, Vena?

[RolandJP]

Negro De mayo = Bésame el culo" o "Atáscate or Bese mi asno, whichever comes with a free biscuit


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpsT5OVC_XA

[wolvie616]

oh my freaking god. today was glorious