Bored at 3:00AM
04-21-2009, 10:41 AM
That's right, it is I, Lex LUTH-or! Criminal Mastermind and the Most Diabolical Man Alive.
I have taken control of your mild-mannered moderators' CBR accounts.
Resistance is futile, Mister Wit-more.
Normally, I wouldn't sully my hands with the childish nannerings that populates these juvenille little message boards, but after reading some of the comments in this "What makes Superman great" thread, you pathetic fanboys (and girl) have forced my hand!
How nauseating.
Get over yourselves, people.
He's just not that into you.
Superman is not great. Superman is a buffoon. He wears his damned underpants outside of his blue tights.
Blue tights.
A red cape? Reeeaaaally?
Green & purple. Black. ...Gray.
To call Lex Luthor a genius is an insult to retarded people. He is so far beyond genius they simply don't have a word for it.
And, unlike a certain underwear-outted aliens I know, I am actually from this planet. I was born here.
And, no, "hatching" doesn't count Mr.Byrne, you pathetic old crank.
Enough of this!
Cease this sentimental nonsense immediately!
Otherwise,,,,,I will reLEASE THE LEX-BOT!
I have taken control of your mild-mannered moderators' CBR accounts.
Resistance is futile, Mister Wit-more.
Normally, I wouldn't sully my hands with the childish nannerings that populates these juvenille little message boards, but after reading some of the comments in this "What makes Superman great" thread, you pathetic fanboys (and girl) have forced my hand!
How nauseating.
Get over yourselves, people.
He's just not that into you.
Superman is not great. Superman is a buffoon. He wears his damned underpants outside of his blue tights.
Blue tights.
A red cape? Reeeaaaally?
Green & purple. Black. ...Gray.
To call Lex Luthor a genius is an insult to retarded people. He is so far beyond genius they simply don't have a word for it.
And, unlike a certain underwear-outted aliens I know, I am actually from this planet. I was born here.
And, no, "hatching" doesn't count Mr.Byrne, you pathetic old crank.
Enough of this!
Cease this sentimental nonsense immediately!
Otherwise,,,,,I will reLEASE THE LEX-BOT!