What will Scott do with all those prostitutes that Colossus rescued?

[marvell2100]

There sure were alot of them that came to the X-men compound. Will they be forced to work the night shift again. Will they become wives in a mutant polygamist camp? Will they be used as breeders in hopes of making mutant babies? Or will they retire to a peaceful life in the country side?

[Home made ectoplasm]

A+ thread title, would click again

[creaky]

Breeders, of course. Anything for mutantkind.

[Omega Alpha]

They'll be cannon fodder soon enough.

[lockerogue]

Give them back their previous job. Someone has to pay the X-Base's bills.

[Slant]

Lol, what else do you do with Prostitutes?

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Tactical decoy.

[worstblogever]

Keep them around to justify having Greg Land on art duties. and how all the women he draws look like porn stars faking orgasms.

[marvell2100]

Keep them around to justify having Greg Land on art duties. and how all the women he draws look like porn stars faking orgasms.

LOL! Land just signed an exclusive to only draw Uncanny.

[Fatguy]

A+ thread title, would click again

LMAO

I'm sure they'll be used as house keepers.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Keep them around to justify having Greg Land on art duties. and how all the women he draws look like porn stars faking orgasms.

Cyke only breaks the fourth wall in X-Force. Canon. :wink:

Anyway, it would be hilarious to see Cyke going for a 'Ladies, just.. just think of it as repopulation' pitch. :eek:

[Pixie_Solanas]

A+ thread title, would click again

It just gets better with every click.

[AcesX1X]

LOL does cyclops hotel have vacancies. if so then there is your answer.

[HeckBoy]

Scott'll make 'em earn their keep. :wink:

[Pixie_Solanas]

Wait, are these them in the background?

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[drwho]

Find them happy husbands of course. Not only do the x-men save the world they also are great dating matchmakers.

[Prodigy55]

Wait, are these them in the background?

http://img207.imagevenue.com/loc355/th_29000_SKMBT_C65209041512520_122_355lo.jpg (http://img207.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=29000_SKMBT_C65209041512520_122_355l o.jpg)

No those people aren't miserable enough.

[HeckBoy]

Find them happy husbands of course. Not only do the x-men save the world they also are great dating matchmakers.Ah yes, Discount Russian Mail-Order brides! You save money on shipping!

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Find them happy husbands of course. Not only do the x-men save the world they also are great dating matchmakers.

Sure would explain why Bobby is laughing his a$$ off in that scene.

Hepz: "He asked you to do *what*??"

Bobster: "I know, right???!!!"

[eurazn]

They'll be cannon fodder soon enough.

The Bay Area IS fond of public transportation (ie, buses) ...

Wait, are these them in the background?

http://img207.imagevenue.com/loc355/th_29000_SKMBT_C65209041512520_122_355lo.jpg (http://img207.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=29000_SKMBT_C65209041512520_122_355l o.jpg)

It's nice to see the Russians have become equal opportunity. There are even Russian man-whores!

[Bronze Badger]

Remember when Colossus was moping around and Emma and Scott told him to work throughit, go punch something, etc? Colossus' response was to go out and bring home a harem of Russian whores. I have a pretty good idea what his plans for them are......

[marvell2100]

Remember when Colossus was moping around and Emma and Scott told him to work throughit, go punch something, etc? Colossus' response was to go out and bring home a harem of Russian whores. I have a pretty good idea what his plans for them are......

Sexual healing, eh?

[Justin K.]

I wonder if the prostitutes will get more lines than other x-characters
We saw those people in Japan get lines

[worstblogever]

Colossus is going to call for a fastball special, and the hookers are going to all think it's something they charge extra for.

[NielsVanEekelen]

They become part of the revolving cast, duh. :wink:

[MartinRedmond]

Scott will feed the freed women with cereal.

[worstblogever]

Scott will feed the freed women with cereal.

They will provide the milk.

[drwho]

They become part of the revolving cast, duh. :wink:

perhaps dazzler needs some back up dancers

[MartinRedmond]

Emma's enough of a cow to provide milk for the everyone. *forced laughter*

[lockerogue]

So now both Cyclops and Colossus have a harem. OMG what if Sage is hiding within the harem.

[Justin K.]

perhaps dazzler needs some back up dancers

back up pole-dancers

[worstblogever]

Emma's enough of a cow to provide milk for the everyone. *forced laughter*

Saline implants reduce nipple sensitivity, often preventing women to still lactate, Martin. And the Hellfire Club... hell, I don't think there's a member left whose nipples haven't been desentisized in some kinky sex act.

[ExodusCloak]

Weren't they just trafficked that hardly makes them prostitutes.

[worstblogever]

Weren't they just trafficed that hardly makes them prostitutes.

Typically, they're conditioned before shipping by slavers. Makes them less likely to attempt escape in their new surroundings.

And... I hate mankind sometimes. Just remembered that.

[Dagger]

Lol, what else do you do with Prostitutes?
I'm sure they'll be swell babysitters.

[Swashbuckler]

My guess, they ressurect Feral. She's so awesome, Maddie will need ALL OF THEM ALIVE and she will put all of them into Feral's dead corpse, reviving her.

[MartinRedmond]

hell, I don't think there's a member left whose nipples haven't been desentisized in some kinky sex act.

desensitized

[Bronze Badger]

My guess, they ressurect Feral. She's so awesome, Maddie will need ALL OF THEM ALIVE and she will put all of them into Feral's dead corpse, reviving her.

Unfortunately, in recognition of Lois London Day, she was resurrected only to be immediately killed again. I am sorry for your loss.

[Pixie_Solanas]

He's going to make the meatiest subway footlong sandwich ever.

[Bronze Badger]

He's going to make the meatiest subway footlong sandwich ever.

You're nasty.

[Swashbuckler]

Unfortunately, in recognition of Lois London Day, she was resurrected only to be immediately killed again. I am sorry for your loss.

I thought you were clever at first, now that I see your a Lois London fan, you suck. Also, Loeb revealed Feral to be Lupine, but a mutant Lupine who looked Feline. Learn your continuity before you speak such nonsense you SHREW!

[Bronze Badger]

I thought you were clever at first, now that I see your a Lois London fan, you suck. Also, Loeb revealed Feral to be Lupine, but a mutant Lupine who looked Feline. Learn your continuity before you speak such nonsense you SHREW!

I am not a Lois London fan. I just hate Feral. Thornn is the hotness.

[Swashbuckler]

I am not a Lois London fan. I just hate Feral. Thornn is the hotness.

Even worse sir. Even worse.

[Bronze Badger]

Even worse sir. Even worse.

Let's agree to disagree. We can still revel in our mutual disdain for Rachel Grey.

[Swashbuckler]

Let's agree to disagree. We can still revel in our mutual disdain for Rachel Grey.

I will point you on this.

[worstblogever]

Let's agree to disagree. We can still revel in our mutual disdain for Rachel Grey.

From experience, I'll tell you having an antagonistic view towards Feral only strengthens Swash's love and devotion for her.

[Bronze Badger]

I will point you on this.

For the tiebreaker, what are your feelings about New X-Men?

[Swashbuckler]

For the tiebreaker, what are your feelings about New X-Men?

Good follow-up. I feel that a few characters had potential, but the fans ruined the book by claiming they all deserved to be full fledged X-Men. Plus, I HATE Rockslide just slightly less then Rachel.

[Bronze Badger]

Good follow-up. I feel that a few characters had potential, but the fans ruined the book by claiming they all deserved to be full fledged X-Men. Plus, I HATE Rockslide just slightly less then Rachel.

You hate Rockslide???!!! Don't make me start a Thornn appreciation thread! We may be at an impasse. :mad:

[Swashbuckler]

You hate Rockslide???!!! Don't make me start a Thornn appreciation thread! We may be at an impasse. :mad:

Impasse? We are done sir. I hope you turn into a Rachel Grey Fan!

[Bronze Badger]

Impasse? We are done sir. I hope you turn into a Rachel Grey Fan!

Happy Lois London Day!

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l267/PsychoManCB/23.jpg

[Swashbuckler]

Happy Lois London Day!

One of my FAVORITE Feral scenes. It shows how writers never understood her. She never would have fought Sabretooth. She would have ran away. Plus, she returns to her original pink outfit here. Your a fool in this post as with all the rest.

[Bronze Badger]

One of my FAVORITE Feral scenes. It shows how writers never understood her. She never would have fought Sabretooth. She would have ran away. Plus, she returns to her original pink outfit here. Your a fool in this post as with all the rest.

I mock you with the living and far superior Callasantos sister! :biggrin:


http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/thornn1.jpg

[psychic_therapy]

Feral is one of the hookers?

[Bronze Badger]

Feral is one of the hookers?

I read your question and looked at the expression on your avatar's face at the same time. It was spectacular.

[psychic_therapy]

I read your question and looked at the expression on your avatar's face at the same time. It was spectacular.

Hehe. Glad to be of some degree entertainment value. You are welcome.

[Prodigy55]

It's canon that Lois London only kills real cats, not Lupines.
Please keep her out of this argument.

[Bronze Badger]

It's canon that Lois London only kills real cats, not Lupines.
Please keep her out of this argument.

I can always count on you to crush my dreams.

[Justin K.]

I mock you with the living and far superior Callasantos sister! :biggrin:


http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Hollow/9106/thornn1.jpg

She needs to shave, if ya know what I'm talking about

[Bronze Badger]

She needs to shave, if ya know what I'm talking about

Yes, because a furry cat woman should maintain a pristine Brazilian. WHAT?

[Justin K.]

Yes, because a furry cat woman should maintain a pristine Brazilian. WHAT?

It's sticking out of the side of her uniform.

[Bronze Badger]

It's sticking out of the side of her uniform.

Ok. Maybe a little more maintenance is required. Did you see Dagger's new threads? She has the X symbol on her snooch.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

The hookers will become Cyclops version of the Hand ninjas

Fraction make it happen

[Bronze Badger]

The hookers will become Cyclops version of the Hand ninjas

Fraction make it happen

Don't you have school in the morning?

[jarrod]

The hookers will become Cyclops version of the Hand ninjas

Fraction make it happen
Trained by Psylocke? Is that why she's back?