Pink Bat Maxine
04-14-2009, 03:52 PM
Something in the Marriage Equality thread has inspired the Cole Porter in me....
Times have changed,
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock,
When they headed to Provencetown.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of goin' to Provencetown,
Provencetown would come to them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
On a drag queen was something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.
Good authors too who once wrote straighter words,
Are banned on Amazon for their gayer words
Non fiction or prose.... Anything Goes.
The world has gone gay today
And gay's bi today,
And bi's trans today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are marrying homos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I'll do ya in the restroom after
From head to toes...
Anything goes....
Add your own lyrics. If, like, you're as bored as I am.
Times have changed,
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the Puritans got a shock,
When they headed to Provencetown.
If today,
Any shock they should try to stem,
'Stead of goin' to Provencetown,
Provencetown would come to them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
On a drag queen was something shocking,
But now, God knows,
Anything Goes.
Good authors too who once wrote straighter words,
Are banned on Amazon for their gayer words
Non fiction or prose.... Anything Goes.
The world has gone gay today
And gay's bi today,
And bi's trans today,
When most guys today
That women prize today
Are marrying homos
And though I'm not a great romancer
I'll do ya in the restroom after
From head to toes...
Anything goes....
Add your own lyrics. If, like, you're as bored as I am.