Top Doug Ramsey impersonator

[jarrod]

With the real deal seemingly returning soon, I wonder how he'll feel about the PYT's who've been following in the macdaddy's footsteps?

Candidates...

Douglocke

Doug-like: appearance, name, uselessness, close to Kitty/Rahne
Doug-not: technorganic, unsexy, taken on by Louise Simonson

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/d/d6/WarlockMTech.jpg


Slipstream

Doug-like: hair, actually a mutant after all, seduces middle aged women
Doug-not: self-phobic, hates computers

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/8/83/Slipstream.JPG


Elixir

Doug-like: hair, supposedly smart, diddled Rahne, also actually a mutant after all
Doug-not: OMEGA mutant, actually dumb, the bullet missed

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/7/7d/Elixir442.jpg


Hi-Fi

Doug-like: hair
Doug-not: Rogue, body hair, bad with languages, gay

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2954/legacyf.jpg

[Agent_Torpor]

Hi-Fierce, for sure. He tucks his t-shirt in pants.

[MartinRedmond]

Hi-Fierce, for sure. He tucks his t-shirt in pants.

Are they dress pants or jeans? It makes a difference.

edit----------------

ERROR Nvmind, it's a T-SHIRT, you don't tuck that in.

[Agent_Torpor]

Are they dress pants or jeans? It makes a difference.

edit----------------

ERROR Nvmind, it's a T-SHIRT, you don't tuck that in.

It's his world, we just accomodate to his rules.

[Hi-Fi]

LOL. I'm not gay, bastard. And I hate Doug Ramsey.

I do not tuck it in! It's just a short t-shirt, I guess.

[jarrod]

The hair doesn't lie. Nina Flowers casts you as LOCO DOUG!

[alf_to_the_rescue]

LOL. I'm not gay, bastard. And I hate Doug Ramsey.

I do not tuck it in! It's just a short t-shirt, I guess.

Resorting to lies now. How mature.

[Hi-Fi]

Resorting to lies now. How mature.
Half-truths are not lies.

[jarrod]

Half-truths are not lies.
Don't go Kalen on us.

[The Lucky One]

LOL. I'm not gay, bastard. And I hate Doug Ramsey.

For a while Hi was doing so well, with his appreciation for Yorick Brown and Rogue and Runaways and other of the finer things in life. But then he makes ridiculous statements like this, and I seem to recall negative comments about Longshot in the past, and BAM! - instant fail.

So sad. :frown: Maybe in his next life he will succeed.

(Oh, and Prodigy was inexplicably left off the poll. Total Doug clone. Please to rectify.)

-D

[Aguja]

Hi-Fi.

And Doug was gay Jarrod. Why else would he reject the advances of Psylocke?

[The Lucky One]

Dude, he didn't reject them, he totally hit that. Betsy was so freaked out about taking advantage of a minor that she had to move to Australia until he died.

-D

[Prodigy55]

Hi-Fi.
Unless Hi-Fi has a useful power.

[jarrod]

Hi-Fi.

And Doug was gay Jarrod. Why else would he reject the advances of Psylocke?
tranny surprise


Doug's like the only X-Man who's never eaten sausage. Srsly.

[lockerogue]

Dude, he didn't reject them, he totally hit that. Betsy was so freaked out about taking advantage of a minor that she had to move to Australia until he died.

-D

You speak the truth.

[MartinRedmond]

Dude, he didn't reject them, he totally hit that. Betsy was so freaked out about taking advantage of a minor that she had to move to Australia until he died.

-D

Wasn't Tarot in love with him? He kind of fooled around with Roulette. He was just friends with Kitty?

[jarrod]

Wasn't Tarot in love with him? He kind of fooled around with Roulette. He was just friends with Kitty?
Kitty was in love with him, she just didn't realize it until he was dead. :frown:

[MartinRedmond]

What a bummer. I assume, this will be rectified in the new series. Once Kitty's back on her rear, and no buts about it.

[Aguja]

All of those women were beards!

[jarrod]

All of those women were beards!
It was all real.

Doug is 100% straight. Gay for aliens doesn't count.

[The Lucky One]

It was all real.

Doug is 100% straight. Gay for aliens doesn't count.

Technically, Warlock was as much a chick as he was a dude. Maybe even more so, since he was all about peace and shit.

-D

[Uncle Nobs]

Technically, Warlock was as much a chick as he was a dude. Maybe even more so, since he was all about peace and shit.

-D
Obviously, you never saw what he used to do with the X-toaster while everyone was sleeping.

[Slung]

With the real deal seemingly returning soon, I wonder how he'll feel about the PYT's who've been following in the macdaddy's footsteps?

Candidates...

Douglocke

Doug-like: appearance, name, uselessness, close to Kitty/Rahne
Doug-not: technorganic, unsexy, taken on by Louise Simonson

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/d/d6/WarlockMTech.jpg


Slipstream

Doug-like: hair, actually a mutant after all, seduces middle aged women
Doug-not: self-phobic, hates computers

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/8/83/Slipstream.JPG


Elixir

Doug-like: hair, supposedly smart, diddled Rahne, also actually a mutant after all
Doug-not: OMEGA mutant, actually dumb, the bullet missed

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/7/7d/Elixir442.jpg


Hi-Fi

Doug-like: hair
Doug-not: Rogue, body hair, bad with languages, gay

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2954/legacyf.jpg

Where's the HiFi picture? I do NOT see it!

[The Lucky One]

Obviously, you never saw what he used to do with the X-toaster while everyone was sleeping.

You know, I always wondered where Danger and the sentient Cerebro came from...

-D

[worstblogever]

Hi-Fi, to my understanding, is as much of a chick magnet as Doug Ramsey was. That, and he has the computer skills.

Sure. He has my vote.

[Uncle Nobs]

You know, I always wondered where Danger and the sentient Cerebro came from...

-D
I always blamed it on this guy:



http://ninxmz.org/images/420.thrashbarg.net/free_robot_sex.jpg