___________ of Love

[Nachturne]

Ok, which of the top bitches deserves his or her own VH1 reality show?? Who needs love so bad after having been tenactled by Callisto one too many times, or is one of the dwindling members of Marvel's gayz and needs serious help finding a butt boy?? Choices are:

Psylocke: Your Asian fanboy's wet dream. She is looking for a man who can take her indominable will, perhaps even overtake it at times. She'll even call you "yourname"-San. Do you have "The Key to PsyLOCKe's Heart"?

Northstar: He's looking for love in all the wrong places....namely straight places. What's a queer to do? Go on VH1 and have them round up the fruitiest flakes to ever prance into fairydom! Come on down and check out "The Love of Northstar's Southern Star"

Sage: Do you like computers? Do you speak binary? Do you like to masturbate? Check out "00110101001010101<3"

Beast: Come try out. Chris Hansen has wanted to get into the beastiality ring. "Dateline"!

Rogue: She's the purest virgin you'll never have. Do you want a girl who will never screw you, but demand fidelity and unconditional love? Auditions in Antartica for "Mississipi Love"

Or...whatever. Come up with your own.

[Washout]

I voted Rogue. They could call it A Touch of Love, and one of the challenges could be who can stay awake the longest while Rogue is touching them.

[$5 Milkshake]

Beast would be fine with making out with two girls at the same time.

[timbox]

Interface of Love, starring Sage.

[just another user]

Interface of Love, starring Sage.

I would defragment her hard drive

[Wind-Breaker]

Interface of Love, starring Sage.

You deserve a cookie for this post! Great title and I agree :biggrin:

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[The Thunderbird]

The title got me thinking Ministry from 1984. Who could do that? Dark Beast? Cuzz it's a torture dungeon :evilsmile: :evilsmile:.

[TJKernan]

I'm down with Dark Beast.

That guy needs to get laid. He has been down in the dark and dirty-dirty too long!!!

[Flinkman]

Northstar of course.

can i be a contestant? lol

[Hakael]

VH1 reality shows are a cancer. Even the X-Men won't make them worth while.

[Nachturne]

VH1 reality shows are a cancer. Even the X-Men won't make them worth while.

Eat NY's balls. VH1 is the epitome of class.

[$5 Milkshake]

VH1 is the epitome of class.

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[wanderlust565]

Beauties and the Beast I can just see the maintenance guys pulling blue hair from the hot tub

[Joe Acro]

I like the title "Beast of Love".

[Darth Logan]

Multiple Man of Love: Why choose one when you can choose them all?

[Falconen]

Northstar, definately. Bi-Polar Express. Maybe his sis could be there to assist him on his search for lust/ love..

[drwho]

Puddle of love starring iceman.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

I go for Rogue, but I want to be her BFF though

[Hakael]

Eat NY's balls. VH1 is the epitome of class.

yeah, but its a special education class.

[psychic_therapy]

If Tequila can have one... Psylocke more than deserves one.

[worstblogever]

I'm down with Dark Beast.

That guy needs to get laid. He has been down in the dark and dirty-dirty too long!!!

Agent Brand. Beast's off the market.

Northstar, definately. Bi-Polar Express. Maybe his sis could be there to assist him on his search for lust/ love..

I'm with this. The only time's Northstar's been kissed were by a temporarily de-powered and uber-horny Rogue, once, and by the Purple Girl. And about that...

THEY'RE WOMEN!

He's already a celebrity, a novelist, successful businessman, and an Olympic athlete. He's the best candidate of the list, hands down.

[Dagger]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/904/heatherboobsmove.gif
She can do that, because she used to be a man.

[Agent_Torpor]

I would defragment her hard drive

I'd put the hard in her hard drive, YEAH!

<high-fives? anyone?>

[FiddleFaddle]

I'd put the hard in her hard drive, YEAH!

<high-fives? anyone?>

*hi-fives*

:wink:

[MartinRedmond]

I'd put the hard in her hard drive, YEAH!

<high-fives? anyone?>

Overclock her processor? :confused:

:frown:

[Agent_Torpor]

Overclock her pussessor? :confused:

:frown:

I'd raise the multiplier on her frontside bus. YAH!

[lockerogue]

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/904/heatherboobsmove.gif

LOLZ

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[$5 Milkshake]

She can do that, because she used to be a man.

Heather is gross.

But classy!

[lockerogue]

Do have anymore gifs of Heather?

[$5 Milkshake]

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[just another user]

I'd raise the multiplier on her frontside bus. YAH!

^^^ winner

[lockerogue]

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4679/heatherslapdance.gif

LOL such a classy dame. She's doing the classy slap.

[Faded]

Northstar! I can't believe VH1 hasn't exploited the gay community yet. They shouldn't be afraid, half of their stars are total closet cases.

BUT
otherwise I'd have a male lead, because its funner when girls are competing against each other.

[7thangel]

both hellion and rockslide are d-bags like brett michaels so either one would be good choices but they're too young and have all their teeth and aren't trying to hide the fact they're balding.

so either that creepy dirty old man logan or cyclops, they both can give brett a run for his money on old man sleaze

rather see a x-women charm school or bad girls club, now that would be the shit

betsy, dazzler, dagger (ahh the fights), storm, maddie, lady m, surge, x-23, etc... the tears, the fights, the skin, the stripping, the deaths

[Cayman]

Onyxx Of Love.

[Raptor]

Gambit fits this perfectly:

Call it King of Hearts (or Ace,I guess).

It's perfect for the plaguethat is reality TV.

[NickFury90]

Emma of Love could be quite entertaining, even though she gets dick on a regular basis.