Are The X-Men Being Infiltrated By Secret Lesbians?

[Seres]

http://stormantic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/litho_xwomen.jpg

Lesbians are everywhere nowadays! From reading the newspapers to surfing on the internet, everywhere seems to have gone lesbian-loopy! Lesbians are now an accepted group within society, and even the ugly butch lesbians who nobody really likes are beginning to find a place in the collective soul of the planet.

With that in mind, are the X-Men being infiltrated by secret lesbians?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y127/colganmichael/xtremexmen39_pyrate_p37.jpg

Many characters are known to have certain lesbian traits - Storm has been hiding her sexuality for years and years now, and so has the character known to some as Rachel Grey. Yet lesbianism is not just a trait which defines rubbish characters. There are many other characters within the comics who appear to be repressing themselves.

Take Polaris, for example. She has dated two characters in a long-term fashion, being Havok and Iceman. Both these characters, themselves, have extremely feminine qualities. Iceman is a bitch who himself appears to be attracted to boys, whilst Havok enjoys being dressed up in women's clothing. Is Polaris attaching herself to these characters in order to hide her true lesbian nature?

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Armor was exceptionally eager to wash Storm, over in Astonishing X-Men. Surely Armor, a smart girl, would have heard that Ororo Monroe has certain lesbian urges from time to time. Is Armor considering lesbianism?

And for my last point; Domino.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/DominoX-Men.jpg/230px-DominoX-Men.jpg

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

I don't get the 'secret' part.

[DeniseXfrost]

Storm's tight crotch in the first pic...

[Seres]

I don't get the 'secret' part.

I also have theories for Rogue, Dazzler, Pixie and X-23.

[desanth]

Are there any mutant lesbians that are out? You'd think that there'd be at least a couple X-women who experimented a bit.

[Canemacar]

Are there any mutant lesbians that are out? You'd think that there'd be at least a couple X-women who experimented a bit.

Mystique and Destiny are an official couple as of X-Treme.

[desanth]

I also have theories for Rogue, Dazzler, Pixie and X-23.

X-23 being a female clone of a guy, you'd think there'd be all sorts of lesbianism going on. She should be masochistic or sadistic too I think.

[Seres]

Are there any mutant lesbians that are out? You'd think that there'd be at least a couple X-women who experimented a bit.

Karma is the most out of all of them, but Psylocke and Sage were canonincally confirmed as lesbians (with each other, ick!) at the end of New Exiles.

[Prodigy55]

Polaris is being lesbian with Crystal as we speak.

[timbox]

They better stay secret if they know what's good for them.

[darknessatnoon]

Polaris is being lesbian with Crystal as we speak.

I'm pretty sure that Polaris and Crystal are meant to be a new power couple.

Lesbians have hit outer space. Moondragon and Phylla-Vel (though technically not mutants) are now going to be palling around with Rachel Grey.

Lilandra is a lesbian. She has a mad-on against str8 women and heterophobically crippled her own sister with a phallus.

[Waterlily]

Why are they being so secretive about their lesbianism?

[Seres]

Why are they being so secretive about their lesbianism?

Because Cyclops is intolerant.

[darknessatnoon]

Because Cyclops is intolerant.

This was actually a plot point in early Rachel Summers stories with her refusing to "come out" to him even though it was basically an open secret to everyone else (even Beast).

Jean Grey and Cyclops were always the most lesbian phobic X-Men (don't get me started on Jean's friendship with Storm).

[Bolebeau]

And for my last point; Domino.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5a/DominoX-Men.jpg/230px-DominoX-Men.jpg

Is the way she's clutching to that rifle supposed to support your point or not?

I'm so confused.

[darknessatnoon]

Is the way she's clutching to that rifle supposed to support your point or not?

I'm so confused.

It proves her point.

[Seres]

Is the way she's clutching to that rifle supposed to support your point or not?

I'm so confused.

She clings to the phallic symbol of a gun all the time because she wishes she had been born with a penis, so she could then penetrate women.

Which makes her a butch lesbian.

Is that right, darknessatnoon?

[just another user]

It proves her point.

Yeah, I don't know how that picture could be any more blatant.

[darknessatnoon]

She clings to the phallic symbol of a gun all the time because she wishes she had been born with a penis, so she could then penetrate women.

Which makes her a butch lesbian.

Is that right, darknessatnoon?

It's her strap on. Its length is adjustable and has a scope for a built-in speculum.

[Waterlily]

This is making me wonder what Emma's true goals were when she was giving Cyclops a sexual re-education. When she agreed to help him, was she trying to get him to open up to alternative lifestyles but was instead sucked into his determined hetero-sexuality?

there's probably a better way to put that...

[Waterlily]

She clings to the phallic symbol of a gun all the time because she wishes she had been born with a penis, so she could then penetrate women.

Which makes her a butch lesbian.

Is that right, darknessatnoon?

It's her strap on. Its length is adjustable and has a scope for a built-in speculum.

LOL
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[darknessatnoon]

This is making me wonder what Emma's true goals were when she was giving Cyclops a sexual re-education. When she agreed to help him, was she trying to get him to open up to alternative lifestyles but was instead sucked into his determined hetero-sexuality?

there's probably a better way to put that...

Emma is a swinger. Yes, she's trying to open Scott up to new possibilities. More than anything, though, she's power hungry. She reminds me of that woman from The Secret of My Success.

http://starringthecomputer.com/snapshots/the_secret_of_my_success_att_7300.jpg

She'll go for anyone with power who can give her a good time. She likes it both ways, though. She is, after all, the one who recruited Kitty Pryde back to the team.

[XaviersMisprint]

She clings to the phallic symbol of a gun all the time because she wishes she had been born with a penis, so she could then penetrate women.

Which makes her a butch lesbian.

Is that right, darknessatnoon?

Whats up, Siggy Freud?

[Prodigy55]

I'm pretty sure that Polaris and Crystal are meant to be a new power couple.


They will rule the Kree together and break evil traditions.

[Novaya Havoc]

I also have theories for Rogue, Dazzler, Pixie and X-23.

Dazzler is not a lesbian. You disgust me with your lies.

[ALEX-23]

X-23 being a female clone of a guy, you'd think there'd be all sorts of lesbianism going on. She should be masochistic or sadistic too I think.

Masochistic maybe, but not a lesbian!

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Rogue is NOT a lesbian. Men all the way for her, except Gambit

[lockerogue]

Jean and Storm make an amazing lesbian couple.

[Swashbuckler]

A great thread Seres. dazz is a total dyke. A Biker Dyke. ANd so is Rogue, whoelse would obsess over Ms.Marvel being in them for 15 years besides a Lesbian.

[lockerogue]

Anyone have the scan of Jean getting ready to be turned out by Storm. It's the one where Jean spits out her coffee.

[Novaya Havoc]

Rogue is NOT a lesbian. Men all the way for her, except Gambit

Rogue is such a lezzo. She tried to raep Lois London once.

[marvell2100]

I don't think they're being very secretive about it.

[Washout]

Rogue is such a lezzo. She tried to raep Lois London once.

She also has made out with Lady Mastermind and Emma Frost (although that was in X-men: The End, but it is very close to 616).

[justinkos91]

Rogue is such a lezzo. She tried to raep Lois London once.

Lesbian or not, a strap on is a must
No penetration for her...

[wanderlust565]

In light of the Dom pic I vote we change the name of this thread to "Are the X Men Being Penetrated By Secret Lesbians " I think everyone will agree it's more to the point

[Nachturne]

Dude, if you are going to use Claremont's stuff as reference, then hell, everyone's a lesbian.

[Excelsior]

Are there any mutant lesbians that are out? You'd think that there'd be at least a couple X-women who experimented a bit.

Karma made a play for Kitty.

And Yukio is a tri-sexual. She will try anything.


People all over the world..join hands..start a love train

[Waterlily]

*whisper whisper* (http://www.r3mnant.com/blog/images/secrets.jpg)

[worstblogever]

Anyone have the scan of Jean getting ready to be turned out by Storm. It's the one where Jean spits out her coffee.

I have it in my photobucket, but my work internet won't let me access it.

I can tell you it's on her "Spotlight On" profile from Uncannyxmen.net, though.

http://www.uncannyxmen.net/db/spotlight/showquestion.asp?faq=10&fldAuto=76&page=3

[Grapeweasel]

Finally my letter campaign is paying off!!!!!!

:biggrin:

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Rogue is such a lezzo. She tried to raep Lois London once.

No she didn't U story teller

[AcesX1X]

Dude, if you are going to use Claremont's stuff as reference, then hell, everyone's a lesbian.

let's talk about lesbionic sponge baths and retractable blue tails.

[jarrod]

X-23 being a female clone of a guy, you'd think there'd be all sorts of lesbianism going on. She should be masochistic or sadistic too I think.
Wolverine and X-23 are canonically bisexual.


Dazzler is not a lesbian. You disgust me with your lies.
She had that ugly girlfriend in The Gladiators. Maybe sleeping with Beast turned her?


Karma made a play for Kitty.
Everyone's made a play for Kitty Pryde. Emma, Rachel, Illyana, Shan, Marrow, Sat-yr-9...

[Seres]

Kitty Pryde is a prude. She needs to be more experimental.

Screwing Colossus does not count as adventurous.

[jarrod]

Kitty Pryde is a prude. She needs to be more experimental.

Screwing Colossus does not count as adventurous.
Seriously a step down for her. It's been pure regression since Kitty left the UK. :/

[Prodigy55]

If Kitty Pryde is a lesbian, I don't want anything to do with this thread.

PS. Dagger lesbo rapes Dazzler.

[justinkos91]

If Kitty Pryde is a lesbian, I don't want anything to do with this thread.

PS. Dagger lesbo rapes Dazzler.

Dagger does dirty things with her Daggers
Penetration Dirty things