I want to have a relationship. Then I want to have sex.

[jesse_custer]

Tell me how to do it, and be as graphic as you want. This comic book forum seems like a hotbed for such advice.

[4thHorseman]

Easy. You hit her with a big rock knocking her unconscious. Than you make sweet love to her so hard that she won't remember you in the morning.

[Karl O'Neill]

Any decent woman won't jump into bed with you on the first night.

You need to do it when both of you are ready.

I am kinda settled down now and have a baby girl called rebecca.

But I once was a stud.

I had no trouble getting women and having sex with them, Ask my brother, he used to go mad when i brought them back to my mother's house, I used to open the wardrobe door to block his vision of me and whoever I brought back from the nightclubs, I have also had sex outdoors, cars, phoneboxes, beaches.

sure, I spent the night on a beach in crete with a woman, under a boathouse.

As Y the last man says, Don't treat women like toys, the are not toys! they have feelings and more than likely they will outsmart you. I am, of course paraphrasing.

[Donald M.]

Step One: Befriend you older brother's hot 19-year-old friend.

Step Two: ???

Step Three: Profit!

[Super Sonic]

Alright, c'mere then.

[Mac Danny]

When would you like the Pony?

[Joe Rice]

Ooops, (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=263532) didn't see this.

And sex on the first date has no bearing on the quality of a woman. Some great ones do, some shitty ones do.

[jesse_custer]

Well slap my ass with a barbwire bra.

[Typo Lad]

Are you set on that particular order of events?

[Ray R.]

My secrets are my own.

Unless you're interested in plopping down $29.95 for my seminar at the Paramus Holiday Inn.

"Seduction for the Man Overinvested in Continuity, Dr. Manhattan's Cock, and D.C.'s Editorial Direction"

Results Guaranteed

[Motormouse]

Don't forget butter!, Good enough for Brando, good enough for you!:smile:

[jesse_custer]

Haha, props on the "Last Tango in Paris" reference.

[Michael P]

Are you set on that particular order of events?

I'm not even set on them happening with the same woman.

[Typo Lad]

I'm not even set on them happening with the same woman.
But the woman thing, that's a deal-breaker, right?

[JeffreyWKramer]

Tell me how to do it, and be as graphic as you want. This comic book forum seems like a hotbed for such advice.

Adopt a puppy from a shelter. Buy some Vaseline. Go to it.

[JeffreyWKramer]

And sex on the first date has no bearing on the quality of a woman. Some great ones do, some shitty ones do.

Absolutely true. My first wife and I dated for a fair bit before sex happened. Things did not go well.

My current wife and I had sex right off the bat, and neither of us has ever been happier.

[HomerJay]

My current wife and I had sex right off the bat, and neither of us has ever been happier.
Same here.
Although to be fair, we had already known each other for about a year and were friendly before actually dating. When we started being an official couple, I was a relative gentleman for about a week before we did the deed (and then had sex everyday for 2 months after that). She later told me she was ready to jump my bones pretty much immediately.
After 13 years, things have yet to get old for me.

[Superbeast]

Catch a woman and then keep her chained up. Make her beg for assistance. Help her sparingly. Talk to her even less. Give it a couple of years. She'll come around eventually.

Drop rohypnol into her drink or sneak up behind her with a chloroform soaked rag. Remove her underwear. Remove your underwear. Place condom over your erect member. Repeat what they showed you in sex ed or alternatively reenact the last porn scene you viewed. Leave.

[CannonFodder]

Put on your robe and wizard hat....

Cast level 3 Eroticism......

Cast Cock of the Infinite.....

The rest is up to you.

[The Black Guardian]

Any decent woman won't jump into bed with you on the first night.
Obviously people's definitions of "decency" vary.

[FunkyGreenJerusalem]

Any decent woman won't jump into bed with you on the first night.

You need to do it when both of you are ready.

What if that's on the first night?



I had no trouble getting women and having sex with them, Ask my brother,

That's a fucked up sentence right there....



he used to go mad when i brought them back to my mother's house, I used to open the wardrobe door to block his vision of me and whoever I brought back from the nightclubs, I have also had sex outdoors, cars, phoneboxes, beaches.

Doesn't get any better...


As Y the last man says, Don't treat women like toys, the are not toys! they have feelings and more than likely they will outsmart you. I am, of course paraphrasing.

I always trust fictional creations from post-apocalyptic futures to give me the best dating advice as well.

[Paul McEnery]

I always trust fictional creations from post-apocalyptic futures to give me the best dating advice as well.

I should think so!

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