Dirty Deeds w/ Deadpool!

[worstblogever]

Dirty Deeds!

"Dirty Deeds" is a series of threads where a discussion can be held about the morally questionable, or outright evil acts of characters in comics. It might be a discussion about times a hero crossed a moral line they shouldn't have, or a discussion of a villain's most horrific acts in their history, but the premise remains the same.

Where possible, a poll will be included to vote upon said character's "dirtiest deed".

Please do remember that there are no wrong answers, this is all a matter of opinion. Since everyone has a different set of morals, please try and respect differences in people's own beliefs.

Previous Dirty Deeds Features:
#1- Dark Beast (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=7127725#post7127725)
#2- Mastermind (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=7146655#post7146655)
#3- Colossus (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=229287)
#4- Donald Pierce (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=229784)
#5- Feral (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=230381&page=5)
#6- Pyro (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=230895)
#7- Juggernaut (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=231579 )
#8- Sunfire (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=232010 )
#9- Havok (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=232508)
#10- Emma Frost (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=232859)
#11- Rogue (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=233485)
#12- Sage (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=233799)
#13- Spiral (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=234401)
#14- Marrow (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=234789)
#15- Cameron Hodge (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=235473)
#16- Magik (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=236153)
#17- Empath (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=236552)
#18- Jean Grey (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=237110)
#19- Pete Wisdom (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=237681)
#20- Reverend Stryker (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=238243)
#21- Sunspot (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=239039)
#22- Arcade (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=239518)
#23- Gambit (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=240015)
#24- Aurora (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=240581)
#25- Mystique ( http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=241282)
#26- Monet St. Croix (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=248195)
#27- Scalphunter (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=248740)
#28- Angel ( http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=249638)
#29- Toad (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=250414)
#30- Sebastian Shaw (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=251215)
#31- Nightcrawler (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=252069)
#32- Warpath (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=252985)
#33- Blob (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=253491)
#34- Psylocke (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=254010)
#35- Henry Peter Gyrich (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=254646)
#36- Emplate (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=255480)
#37- Stacy X (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=255993)
#38- Omega Red (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=256700)
#39- Forge (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=258668)
#40- Shadow King (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=258951)
#41- Dazzler (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=260691)
#42- Beak (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=261375)
#43- Fabian Cortez (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=261805)

It’s the forty-fourth edition of Dirty Deeds, and as pointed out to me, it’s a great time to due a timely profile to coincide with the upcoming holiday, April Fool’s Day. We’re going to take a look at a character who’s certainly played the fool. He’s not quite right in the head, and is a few sandwiches short of a picnic… right here and now, we’re going to look into the naughtiest moments of the merc with a mouth known as…

Wade Wilson…
DEADPOOL!!!
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[worstblogever]

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So what is Deadpool's "Dirtiest Deed"?

- Slaughtering a British military base in Zaire? (revealed in Deadpool (vol. 1) Minus One)

- Murdering his Weapon X contemporary, Terraerton aka Slayback, with explosives? (revealed in Deadpool: The Circle Chase #1-4)

- Attempting suicide while being experimented on within Department K? (revealed in Deadpool/Death Annual 1998)

- Returning home, searching for his father, but instead, finding and murdering his mother? (revealed in Deadpool (vol. 1) #36)

- Accepting a murder for hire contract on the sumo Oyakata? (revealed in Deadpool Team-Up #1)

- Crippling the undercover FBI agent, Allison Kemp, while performing an assassination on the Kowalski brothers? (revealed in Deadpool (vol. 2) #61)

- Attempting to murder the Thing and Franklin Richards in the Baxter Building? (revealed in Deadpool (vol. 1) #35)

- Attempting to eliminate the Beyonder for the Kingpin? (revealed in Deadpool Team-Up #1)

- Murdering Tommy Mulroom, Blind Al’s old flame? (revealed in Deadpool (vol. 1) #14)

- Shooting a body being inhabited by Amahl Farouk? (revealed in Deadpool: Sins Past #2)

- Attempting to murder Cable, and the New Mutants? (New Mutants (vol. 1) #98)

- Attempting to rob a Japanese software shipment and assaulting Garrison Kane in the process? (X-Force (vol. 1) #2)

- Helping Black Tom and Juggernaut escape authorities after they destroyed the World Trade Center? (X-Force (vol. 1) #4-5)

- Ambushing Shatterstar in the Danger Room? (X-Force (vol. 1) #11)

- Beating up his own girlfriend, Copycat, while she was impersonating Domino? (X-Force (vol. 1) #11)

- Murdering the Las Vegas crime boss, Troy? (Nomad (vol. 2) #4)

- Attacking his ex-girlfriend, Copycat, to glean information about Tolliver’s will? (X-Force (vol. 1) #22-23)

- Throwing Black Tom and Juggernaut out of an airplane, then hijacking that plane to Sarajevo? (Deadpool: The Circle Chase #2)

- Murdering Makeshift & Rive? (Deadpool: The Circle Chase #3)

- Attempting to steal an Ebony Blade? (Avengers (vol. 1) #366)

- Killing the hired swordsman, Steve? (Deadpool: Sins Past #1)

- Dropping a vat of molten metal onto the Juggernaut? (Deadpool: Sins Past #2)

- Dismembering Black Tom Cassidy’s surgically grafted arm? (Deadpool: Sins Past #4)

- Impaling Wolverine, and attempting to murder Copycat and Garrison Kane for starting a relationship by blowing them, and the theatre they were working in up? (Wolverine (vol. 2) #88)

- Stealing a weapon from the Bolivian army, and then after the rebels who hired him to steal it couldn’t pay for his services, using it to kill them all? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #1)

- Stalking Siryn, even watching her sleep at night? (revealed in Deadpool (vol. 1) #2)

- Shooting C.F., his fellow Hell House mercenary, in the mouth? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #3)

- Impaling the Hulk on a sharpened, bent light pole? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #4)

- Giving the head of Hell House, Patch, sexually explicit chocolates? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #6)

- Helping Typhoid Mary escape from an asylum? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #6)

- Kicking Typhoid Mary out of a second story window? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #7)

- Kidnapping Foggy Nelson? (Daredevil/Deadpool Annual 1997)

- Stealing Foggy Nelson’s dog, Deuce, and giving him to Blind Al as a gift? (Daredevil/Deadpool Annual 1997)

- Moving all the furniture around his San Francisco apartment so Blind Al would trip over it? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #9)

- Assaulting the Great Lakes Avengers aka the Lightning Rods at the San Francisco Aquarium, even shooting Mister Immortal in the head? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #10)

- Upon being stuck years in the past, lying to and impersonating Peter Parker, hitting on Gwen Stacy and Mary Jane Watson, and menacing Aunt May so she kept fainting? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #11)

- After exterminating the entire clone army created by Arnim Zola, threatening the mad geneticist until he made Deadpool his own army of Gwen Stacys to do his bidding in sexy French maid outfits? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #0)

- Stealing a U.S. army jeep? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #12)

- Battling Warpath at the “Field of Dreams” for telling him to stay away from Siryn? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #12)

- Having drunken sex at the “Field of Dreams” with Typhoid Mary? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #12-13)

- Assaulting Weasel and Blind Al, before throwing them in “The Box”, his own personal torture chamber? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #13)

- Pestering the Landau, Luckman, and Lake employee, Herbert, until his head exploded? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #15)

- Killing Doris, the Landau, Luckman, and Lake bioweapon? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #15)

- Abandoning the Heroes for Hire to be captured by Silver Sable and the Wild Pack? (Heroes for Hire (vol. 2) #11)

- Going on a murder-for-hire contract with Bullseye in Greece? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #16)

- Brawling with Batroc the Leaper in a Monte Carlo casino, eventually breaking both his legs? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #20)

- Kneeing Steve Rogers, Captain America, square in the gonads? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #25)

- Murdering Sultan Sultan El-Cain Akreplach, and kidnapping his bride, Ophelia, to give to El-Abel Akreplach, his brother, to forcefully wed? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #26)

- Sucker-punching Kitty Pryde to provoke a fight with Wolverine? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #27)

- With the help of Loki’s magic, impersonating Thor? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #37)

- Beating up his own roommates, Titania and Constrictor? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #39)

- Covering Humbug in honey and leaving him to be savaged by bees? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #42)

- Capturing Wolverine for the organization known as the Watchtower? (Wolverine (vol. 2) #154-155)

- Using his image inducer to pretend he was an animal rights specialist, to trick She-Hulk and break into Avengers Mansion? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #44)

- Carving his ATM PIN number onto Copycat’s face? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #45 )

- Taking a contract for murder-for-hire from Peter Gnucci, to kill the Punisher? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #54-55)

- Joining the Weapon X Program again, under its new Director, Malcolm Colcorde? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #57-60)

- While a disembodied ghost at his own funeral, possessing some of the assembled guests and causing a riot? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #61)

- Leaving an amnesiac T-Ray to be sexually molested by a large homeless woman nicknamed Popeye? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #64)

- Attempting to kill one of the Asian crime lords known as the Four Winds? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #65)

- Spraying the Rhino with Pym Particles and keeping him on a key chain, before eventually flushing him down a toilet? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #66-67)

- Stabbing the Black Swan in the back, killing him? (Agent X #15)

- Trying to help the One World Church the Façade Virus to alter all of humanity’s DNA? (Cable & Deadpool #1-4)

- Attempting to steal the Identity Disc? (Identity Disc #1-5)

- Stealing one of Jean Grey’s old Marvel Girl uniforms and wearing it in front of the assembled X-Men? (Cable & Deadpool #9)

- Betraying the X-Men by shooting Bishop and Wolverine in the back, and revealing their plan to Cable? (Cable & Deadpool #9)

- Murdering Haji Bin Barat in Providence? (Cable & Deadpool #13)

- Murdering an army of clones of Makeshift and Rive? (Cable & Deadpool #23)

- Assaulting U.S. army soldiers to gain information about the “Cone of Silence” project? (Cable & Deadpool #24)

- Throwing Peter Parker off the Queensboro Bridge? (Cable & Deadpool #24)

- Attacking the Great Lakes Avengers, even decapitating Mr. Immortal, for violating the SHRA, even though the team had already all registered? (Cable & Deadpool #30)

- Betraying Cable by signing up with the SHRA and attempting to bring him to justice for not registering and joining Captain America’s anti-registration group? (Cable & Deadpool #30)

- Abusing his privileges as a reserve member of the Great Lakes Initiative, enforcing his will upon their headquarters, and extorting a date out of Big Bertha? (Deadpool/GLI: Summer Fun Spectacular #1)

- Taking out a contract to kill Wolverine, while endangering innocent bystanders in San Francisco? (Wolverine: Origins #20-25)

- Double-crossing and killing both his employer Zeke, as well as Dr. Lovosno and his army of bio-zombies? ( Deadpool (vol. 2) #5)

- Murdering Bob, Agent of Hydra? ( Deadpool (vol. 2) #7)

- Attacking Norman Osborn, head of H.A.M.M.E.R., in Avengers Tower? ( Deadpool (vol. 2) #8)

- Participating in the TV show to the death known as “Pain Factor”? ( Deadpool: Games of Death #1)


He’s been a member of the Six Pack, the Frightful Four, a self-labeled X-Man, and a reserve member of the Great Lake Avengers! But mostly, he’s a total mercenary with no loyalties except to himself… Now, vote for what you think is the worst of Deadpool’s “Dirty Deeds”!

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[timbox]

Deadpool means well, and his "dirty deeds" have extremely high entertainment value. I am particularly fond of his crime against Copycat and punching Kitty in the face. Thanks for the scans.

Excellent list, this is my favorite dirty deeds yet, even though I can't bring myself to vote for any of them.

[Beni]

Slaughtering a British military base in Zaire - maybe this is the purely dirtiest deed of all

Murdering his mother is most shocking.. was there a reason for it? Maybe his mother was bad?

Murdering Blind Al's old flame, Tommy Mulroom, for trying to aid her - seems weird but I voted for it.

[worstblogever]

Slaughtering a British military base in Zaire - maybe this is the purely dirtiest deed of all

Murdering his mother is most shocking.. was there a reason for it? Maybe his mother was bad?

Murdering Blind Al's old flame, Tommy Mulroom, for trying to aid her - seems weird but I voted for it.

His mother was abusive, but he murdered her years later, rather than under the weight of her abuse in the moment.

Tommy Mulroom is kind of rough, because he didn't do anything but help an old lady who ran to him after escaping from Wade. And DP killed him just to prove a point, that wherever Blind Al ran, he'd kill whoever helped her.

I suspect he was so protective of Blind Al because she reminded him of Bea Arthur.

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[Psycwave]

OMG this just proves that no matter how ridiculously funny Wade is, he is still ridiculously dangerous.

[worstblogever]

OMG this just proves that no matter how ridiculously funny Wade is, he is still ridiculously dangerous.

No foolin'. This doesn't list excludes times where he just won a straight up fight with a villain, like his numerous wins vs. heavyweights like Taskmaster, or when he tried to suffocate Sabretooth with his own cellularly-degrading arm-of-goo, as well as a lot of his healing feats.

Wade's a bad, bad man.

[Psycwave]

No foolin'. This doesn't list excludes times where he just won a straight up fight with a villain, like his numerous wins vs. heavyweights like Taskmaster, or when he tried to suffocate Sabretooth with his own cellularly-degrading arm-of-goo, as well as a lot of his healing feats.

Wade's a bad, bad man.
Yes. Its one of the reasons I love Wade. His psychotic demeanor isn't just his black humor. He is all around crazy. He is unpredicatble and you never know if he is gonna tell a joke before he kills you or just slice your head off. The fight against taskmaster was priceless. The Sabretooth thing...phenomenal. A lot of poeple fail to realize that Deadpool is one of the ultimate threats in the Marvel U.



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Okay i just needed to remind myself of another reason I love Deadpool. Smacking up Kitty Pryde has to one of his greatest accomplishments.
"You ever play Street Fighter?"

[madrox1977]

There are no Dirty Deeds with Deadpool, just feats of brilliance, and i laugh everytime i see that kitty pride one......thank you so much, and just in time for next weeks Classic Deadpool #2 TPB

[Psycwave]

We could spend years talking about deadpool's dirtiest deeds, but lets start with a week. Vote DEADPOOL for the next X-Celebration week!!

[jarrod]

We could spend years talking about deadpool's dirtiest deeds, but lets start with a week. Vote DEADPOOL for the next X-Celebration week!!
After trying to get Rachel unjustly disqualified, I am shocked you would try to push vote for a Marvel Universe character. :P

At least back someone who deserves it. Like Tab. :(

[Psycwave]

After trying to get Rachel unjustly disqualified, I am shocked you would try to push vote for a Marvel Universe character. :P

At least back someone who deserves it. Like Tab. :(

Deadpool is THE X-character of 09!!

Im shocked you wont back him, he even is a fan of Rachel Grey. He punched Kitty Pryde because she ditched Ray and went off on a sodomy trip with Logan.

[The Cool Thatguy]

Did he actually kill Bob, Agent of Hydra?

[FemGeek]

Tough choice here, deadpools done a lot of stupid and cruel things, as well as hilarious things. Maybe murdering his mom was the worst, followed by those British troops. He's really quite a terrible person, and oh so mischievious.
Kitty totally deserved what she got though.

[Come To Deathstrike]

Tricking people into thinking he wasn't completely rubbish

[SailorCallie]

Deadpool should have his own spotlight on UncannyXMen.net (http://www.uncannyxmen.net).

I'll never forget picking up X-Force #11 when he tries to get Vanessa/Copycat when the real Domino was being held captive. And my favorite line happens to be, 'In de jaw again.'

[worstblogever]

Did he actually kill Bob, Agent of Hydra?

If he did, it was off panel. But he tells Norman Osborn he did.


Tricking people into thinking he wasn't completely rubbish

I know, why can't he be more like Icarus?

Because then, he could be the most counterproductive character, ever. As it is, he's great for moments like this:

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[Prodigy55]

LOL I love Deadpool, especially when he threw Peter Parker off a bride.

[Karl Cook]

I voted other.
I think the scene from Deadpool (vol.1)#8, where Deadpool smashes Typhoid Mary face first into a bar and then kicks the crap out of her for calling him a "hero", is Wade's dirtiest deed for me.

[Karl Cook]

If he did, it was off panel. But he tells Norman Osborn he did.



I know, why can't he be more like Icarus?

Because then, he could be the most counterproductive character, ever. As it is, he's great for moments like this:

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That is indeed a great Deadpool moment!
In fact, it's a great moment, full stop.:biggrin:

[Hakael]

Let us not forget, Deadpool could not have committed half his dirty deeds without Weasel.

Weasel is Deadpool's unsung partner in crime, and is also awesome.

[Deadpooligan]

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Not the dirtiest, but certainly one of the best.

I would say his dirtiest deed is arguably his origin as told by Joe Kelly. Killing Wade and Mercedes Wilson and taking on a new identity because he refused to deal with the guilt.

And putting Blind Al in The Box when he was going completely insane obsessing over T-Ray.

[chickrockguitar]

I'm new to Deadpool...
Can anyone tell me what issues/Trades his Weapon X / Departent K Oragin is in?

Thanks!

[eurazn]

Now these are some REAL dirty deeds. They're all related to murder/assault rather than the supposed "crimes" of sexuality as with some of the others in this series.

Down with Puritanism! :biggrin:

[Red Lotus]

He didn't kill the Four Winds. Black Swan did.

[worstblogever]

I would say his dirtiest deed is arguably his origin as told by Joe Kelly. Killing Wade and Mercedes Wilson and taking on a new identity because he refused to deal with the guilt.

And putting Blind Al in The Box when he was going completely insane obsessing over T-Ray.

I'd have included the T-Ray/Mercedes thing, but it got retconned.


He didn't kill the Four Winds. Black Swan did.

No, Black Swan was planning to. Wade was hired to kill one of them, but killed them all while falling through the ceiling, firing a machine gun with a completely bent barrel. He got plain lucky, and took out B.S.'s target. That's why the guy was so cheesed off at Deadpool in the first place. The sequence opens issue #65 of his first series, if you don't believe me.

[Hakael]

I'd have included the T-Ray/Mercedes thing, but it got retconned.



No, Black Swan was planning to. Wade was hired to kill one of them, but killed them all while falling through the ceiling, firing a machine gun with a completely bent barrel. He got plain lucky, and took out B.S.'s target. That's why the guy was so cheesed off at Deadpool in the first place. The sequence opens issue #65 of his first series, if you don't believe me.

Lotus is right WBE. Black Swan made the actual shots. He tells DP in the last issue of the ongoing. Its why he kills Nijo (aka, Agent X).

[worstblogever]

Lotus is right WBE. Black Swan made the actual shots. He tells DP in the last issue of the ongoing. Its why he kills Nijo (aka, Agent X).

So why didn't he tell Wade in #65, then, while he's monologuing there?

[Hakael]

So why didn't he tell Wade in #65, then, while he's monologuing there?

I don't know... maybe he wanted to control Nijo, so he kept quiet about killing his brother? I don't think he mentions that Deadpool killed them, but says that he ruined it. Which he did. Everyone thought Wade had killed them, instead of it being known as the final hit of Swan's career.

I like Simone's work with Wade, but Black Swan is a terrible character.

[worstblogever]

I don't know... maybe he wanted to control Nijo? I don't think he mentions that Deadpool killed them, but says that he ruined it. Which he did. Everyone thought Wade had killed them, instead of it being known as the final hit of Swan's career.

I like Simone's work with Wade, but Black Swan is a terrible character.

I definitely agree with you on the last part. No doubt of that.

[FeminineMystique]

Personally I'd vote for his attack on Wolverin ein Origins as that's one of the few times he's seemd an out and out villain, rather than than his normal self.
But some of the things on this list are just...stupid. For example



Giving the head of Hell House, Patch, sexually explicit chocolates? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #6)

Unless you're making a pun out of "Dirty Deeds" this doesn't belong here. Hell I do this every christmas for friends, coworkers and family.


After exterminating the entire clone army created by Arnim Zola, threatening the mad geneticist until he made Deadpool his own army of Gwen Stacys to do his bidding in sexy French maid outfits? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #0)

I thought this was "Dirty Deeds" not "things any straight man would do if they got the chance".


Having drunken sex at the “Field of Dreams” with Typhoid Mary? (Deadpool (vol. 1) #12-13)

Again: Is this some weird thing you people have about sex, or what? Because personally speaking I fail to see how that's a "Villainous" act. HOT, certainly, but not villainous.


- Stealing one of Jean Grey’s old Marvel Girl uniforms and wearing it in front of the assembled X-Men? (Cable & Deadpool #9)

Not sure this qualifies as anything other than clinical insanity. Though picturing Deadpool in a Marvel Girl costume certainly made me feel dirty afterwards. Yet...strangely arousing...


Attacking Norman Osborn, head of H.A.M.M.E.R., in Avengers Tower? ( Deadpool (vol. 2) #8)

And that is an action worthy of praise, and perhaps a medal. Just a pity he didn't straight up MURDER that preening bastard. assaulting Norman Osborne doesn't count it's a victimless crime

[worstblogever]

I thought this was "Dirty Deeds" not "things any straight man would do if they got the chance".

Again: Is this some weird thing you people have about sex, or what? Because personally speaking I fail to see how that's a "Villainous" act. HOT, certainly, but not villainous.


I don't know who you're referring to when you say, "you people", but re-read the first post where it says that these actions are morally controversial, and they're included because they might be considered morally wrong by someone, somewhere. If you don't think they are, don't vote for 'em... but somewhere, someone might consider pre-maritial sex with a woman with multiple personalities who's committed mass murder a little taboo. That's why it's listed.

Personally, good for Wade for gettin' some. Even if he did throw up afterwards.

[Hakael]

I don't know who you're referring to when you say, "you people", but re-read the first post where it says that these actions are morally controversial, and they're included because they might be considered morally wrong by someone, somewhere. If you don't think they are, don't vote for 'em... but somewhere, someone might consider pre-maritial sex with a woman with multiple personalities a little taboo. That's why it's listed.

Personally, good for Wade for gettin' some. Even if he did throw up afterwards.

Yeah, he thought it was Terry... poor Wade.
Though his relationship with Mary was a good read.

[eurazn]

His mother was abusive, but he murdered her years later, rather than under the weight of her abuse in the moment.

I'm curious as to why killing his mother is still "winning" despite the information above. :confused:

[worstblogever]

I'm curious as to why killing his mother is still "winning" despite the information above. :confused:

Matricide is typically a front-runner in these things. Second place is a tie between repeated spousal abuse, and the torture of his best friend and roommate/mother figure.

We'll see if one of those two rise up to pass the murder of his mother, I guess.

[drwho]

i think the dirtiest deed is the fact which revealed recently that deadpool will still be alive and all the other x-men will be dead 800 years in the future that is the dirtiest deed.

[psychic_therapy]

Shocked at both number and degree. How does he have fans?

[worstblogever]

Shocked at both number and degree. How does he have fans?

It's the gallows humor. I just watched Hulk vs. Wolverine, and even Kyle & Yost acknowledge that without Wade, the movie would've been dark, and really just had a lot of its characters grunting and screaming at each other.

And its this fact that makes me look even more forward towards seeing how they write Deadpool during "Messiah War".

[FeminineMystique]

but somewhere, someone might consider pre-maritial sex with a woman with multiple personalities a little taboo. That's why it's listed.

Yeah, but the opinions of morons like that don't count, surely? And by "You people" I just meant the people posting on this board. Hope no one took that particular choice of words as some kind of insult or anything on my part because I know that the phrae "you people" can have some unfortunate implications to it at times.

[Raptor]

Deadpool has the greatest dirty deeds ever.

Dragon punching Kitty Pryde, cock knocking Captain America, wearing Marvel Girls costume, and using a shrink ray on Rhino and keeping him in a fishbowl are my favorites.