Hellion or Elixir: Who's the Real School Stud?

[Hi-Fi]

Julian likes to do the talk, but what about the walk? Sure, he went to the school dance with the Cuckoos, but did he score? We know he made out with Sofia, but he never really got on with X-23, and Nori kissed him to make David jealous. Yet, Julian is considered THE school stud.

Now wait a minute there. Josh had an affair with a TEACHER (Rahne), dated Wallflower for a while and now has a new girlfriend, Loa.

Who's actually the school stud?

NOTE: as much as we know the answer is Sammy Cannonballs, he is not being considered in this poll.

[lockerogue]

My choice is between Cipher and Elixir.
Cipher cornered Blindfold in a bathroom stall.

[worstblogever]

I gotta go for Hellion. Elixir's had a few moments where his complexion has... broken out, I guess.

[darknessatnoon]

Ink is hotter than any considered.

[RoguishGurl]

Both could woo me. So yeah...both!

[Gene M.]

Kissing Elixir can result in uncontrollable tumor growth. He's the bad boy that the girls can't take home to mom and dad.

[AcesX1X]

both of them at the same time.

[Gene M.]

both of them at the same time.
With each other. In the butt.

[chickrockguitar]

Yeah. Gotta be both. :biggrin:

[NewMutant]

Hellion.

Elixar lost his stud rep awhile ago and is now more emo.

[Seikun21]

Hellion looks better without the emo hair.

Elixir when he's not crazy.

[lockerogue]

Hellion.

Elixar lost his stud rep awhile ago and is now more emo.

The last issue Elixir was remotely emo in was New X-Men 42. I think that's the issue number.

[Optic Rage!]

Both at once would be hot, throw in Laura too, she is skilled.

[chickrockguitar]

He's not emo anymore, he's now and I quote Rockslide "gone all zen".

When he saved Laura in X-Force #10 he was not emo there, he told her he wanted to help his freinds. He's gone back to the "kid who heals" now. But with a touch of "who also is able to kill".

[timbox]

This thread is gross.

[RoguishGurl]

Both at once would be hot, throw in Laura too, she is skilled.
Stop sharing your sick fantasies. Pervert.

[justinkos91]

Hellion's attitude makes him less appealing
jerks aren't a good thing for me. Jerk appeal is so unappealing.

I'm going with Elixir. He seems more appreciative too
Look at what he said to X-23 in X-force 10
Plus he's so adorable too

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11768/655439-elixangel_super.jpg

and check out that bod

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4226/131081-172690-elixir_super.jpg

[RickyD410]

Excuse me. Where on earth is the DJ option?? It is cannon that he is a playah. And just look at this smile. You know exactly what he's thinking of:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/8/85/DJ23.jpg/200px-DJ23.jpg


Any in any case, even Hellion admits that Elixir wins:

http://www.marvelcomics.pl/stuff/summaries/new_x-men_vol._2/new_x-men_vol._2_12@2.jpg

[FemGeek]

Hmmm, I shall say Elixer, since Hellion is a JERK and could arouse nothing in me but my ire. Plus Josh is a nice young man. And by young I mean underage, so with that in mind I'd really go for neither.

[justinkos91]

Hmmm, I shall say Elixer, since Hellion is a JERK and could arouse nothing in me but my ire. Plus Josh is a nice young man. And by young I mean underage, so with that in mind I'd really go for neither.

No worries about him being underage
He managed to snag Rahne.

[jarrod]

I choose Bling!. You just know the ladies are dropping at her fine feet.

[Joe Franklin]

Both are stick boys who couldn't satisfy anybody.:biggrin:

[FemGeek]

No worries about him being underage
He managed to snag Rahne.

Which is a dilemma to me. Rahne = morals, hitting that underage ass must be ok if shes doing it, right? RiGhT??

[Vanish]

Both are stick boys who couldn't satisfy anybody.:biggrin:

Stick boys are hot!

No girl wants a guy roid raging through her canal anyway.

[Twisted Bliss]

Stick boys are hot!

No girl wants a guy roid raging through her canal anyway.

interesting turn of phrase. So you'd say no to Colossus? (Even if we gagged him so you don't have to listen to his whining about Katya)

[Vanish]

interesting turn of phrase. So you'd say no to Colossus? (Even if we gagged him so you don't have to listen to his whining about Katya)

Either they're too fleshy and rough (hello, tissue rippage!) or they've been shrunken into sad pp's. But I'm being mean and generalizing because I think "stick boys" are cute. :(

I would've let Colossus hit it until he got shit on his chest.

[Twisted Bliss]

Either they're too fleshy and rough (hello, tissue rippage!) or they've been shrunken into sad pp's. But I'm being mean and generalizing because I think "stick boys" are cute. :(

I would've let Colossus hit it until he got shit on his chest.

That's the second time I've heard that today.

Now unless Emma's been defecating on the X-men to mark her territory in case Jean does come back I am presuming he got some stupid tattoo

[Prodigy55]

Excuse me. Where on earth is the DJ option?? It is cannon that he is a playah. And just look at this smile. You know exactly what he's thinking of:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/thumb/8/85/DJ23.jpg/200px-DJ23.jpg

Correct!!!!

*swoons*

[darkblue]

Can I vote for David? He dumped Surge after the Cuckoo's admitted their hard on for him and made him perfect.

[Flâneur]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11768/655439-elixangel_super.jpg

With that facial expression, he's clearly bottoming in this picture.

[justinkos91]

With that facial expression, he's clearly bottoming in this picture.

Angel likes 'em young.

[Falconen]

I say Elixir. He did have a great moment with Laura recently, and plus, he has been kept out of the loop hanging with X-Force and all. He has something to prove, and it could be fun.

[x_goalkeeper]

Both are great! Hellion is arrogant, but handsome. Elixir has a good personality but the looks keep changing. I choose Elixir :smile:

[DeadXMan]

Thanks to Scott, Elixir by default.

[Maestro]

Hellion managed to steal Laura's heart. You would have to be a godlike stud to do something like that

[DeadXMan]

Hellion managed to steal Laura's heart. You would have to be a godlike stud to do something like that

is it really that hard to steal an ex-Hooker's heart?
:tongue:

[Prodigy55]

Hellion managed to steal Laura's heart. You would have to be a godlike stud to do something like that

Sofia also fell in love with him, he is godlike.

[timbox]

Stick boys are hot!

No girl wants a guy roid raging through her canal anyway.

Faded is right.

[Twisted Bliss]

is it really that hard to steal an ex-Hooker's heart?
:tongue:

Good point.

Jack the Ripper did it all the time. (and intestines, kidneys, livers)

[Twisted Bliss]

Faded is right.

How would you know ?

I thought you considered yourself beyond gender. And beyond such trivialities as intercourse.

[timbox]

How would you know ?

I thought you considered yourself beyond gender. And beyond such trivialities as intercourse.

I would know because I have an eye for the obvious.

[Twisted Bliss]

I would know because I have an eye for the obvious.

Obvious and mundane.

[timbox]

Obvious and mundane.

Are you disagreeing with La Fea?

[Twisted Bliss]

Are you disagreeing with La Fea?

You made that particular inference. When in truth I only made an innocent comment about your eye. Implying your subjective opinion was interesting.

[timbox]

You made that particular inference. When in truth I only made an innocent comment about your eye. Implying your subjective opinion was interesting.

Stop being shy and just tell me what you want to tell me.

[Twisted Bliss]

Stop being shy and just tell me what you want to tell me.

Hellion is the grooviest.

He is like Troy to Elixir's Ryan.

[gorthon616]

Hellion's attitude makes him less appealing
jerks aren't a good thing for me. Jerk appeal is so unappealing.

I'm going with Elixir. He seems more appreciative too

You do know that Elixir was a member of the Hellfire Club?

And pre-Yost Elixir was in my opinion a much bigger asshole than Hellion was pre-Yost.

[RickyD410]

You do know that Elixir was a member of the Hellfire Club?

Elixir was never in the Hellfire Club. He was a Reaver, but he was never associated with the Hellfire Club.

[gorthon616]

Elixir was never in the Hellfire Club. He was a Reaver, but he was never associated with the Hellfire Club.

Reavers are associated with the Hellfire Club (or at least I've always made that association due to Pierce). Doesn't really make that much of a difference though really.

[RickyD410]

Reavers are associated with the Hellfire Club (or at least I've always made that association due to Pierce). Doesn't really make that much of a difference though really.

Is Pierce still in the Hellfire Club? We've only seen him on his own in recent years. I thought he and his gang were separate now. You're right though, oh well.

[gorthon616]

Is Pierce still in the Hellfire Club? We've only seen him on his own in recent years. I thought he and his gang were separate now. You're right though, oh well.

To be honest, I'm not really sure. I don't exactly remember Elixir's storyline when he was a Reaver nor Pierces during Young X-Men. I had always just presumed that they were operating to some level of connection with the Hellfire Club.

[RickyD410]

To be honest, I'm not really sure. I don't exactly remember Elixir's storyline when he was a Reaver nor Pierces during Young X-Men. I had always just presumed that they were operating to some level of connection with the Hellfire Club.

I'm pretty positive that the arc with Elixir in New Mutants had nothing to do with the Hellfire Club. As to Pierce's current connection... I'm not sure. I doubt it, but I'm not sure. He wasnt seen in Legacy when the most recent incarnation made its appearance. And he was on his own in Young X-Men. Ah well.

[Mia]

Elixir's the real stud. He draws the chicks---excuse me- I meant women in by acting so cute and sensitive to their plights. They can't help but throw themselves at him. And then he goes in for the kill.

Hellion is a pig(see X-Force 13 if you don't believe me) and a loud mouth. Any guy who talks that much and the way he does, isn't scoring with any women. Unless of course it's some woman who charges $200 per half hour.

[Prodigy55]

Elixir's the real stud. He draws the chicks---excuse me- I meant women in by acting so cute and sensitive to their plights. They can't help but throw themselves at him. And then he goes in for the kill.

Hellion is a pig(see X-Force 13 if you don't believe me) and a loud mouth. Any guy who talks that much and the way he does, isn't scoring with any women. Unless of course it's some woman who charges $200 per half hour.

Hellion is not a pig, see New X-Men: Academy X #13.

He is not selective either, he scores with rich girls and hookers alike.

[Psy J]

Wither. <3

[timbox]

Hellion is not a pig, see New X-Men: Academy X #13.


Pointing someone to any issue of Academy X is not going to do any favors for Hellion. He was the stereotypical jock bully trying to cover up his own inadequacies.

[Prodigy55]

Pointing someone to any issue of Academy X is not going to do any favors for Hellion. He was the stereotypical jock bully trying to cover up his own inadequacies.

Do you mean inadequacies like being nice and having emotions?

[timbox]

Do you mean inadequacies like being nice and having emotions?

I must have skipped that issue.

[Mia]

Hellion is not a pig, see New X-Men: Academy X #13.

.

Of course. Telling a woman "I'll be doing you tonight' is what well mannered men say. :rolleyes: Hellion must get his lessons from R. Kelly.

[Prodigy55]

Of course. Telling a woman "I'll be doing you tonight' is what well mannered men say. :rolleyes: Hellion must get his lessons from R. Kelly.

Please, she was the biggest slut ever and he acted accordingly. Seriously, the little red scarf practically screamed "I'm easy".

He never said anything like that to a proper woman like Sofia.

[SayOcean]

they wouldnt have held a candle to Doug Cypher Ramesy

[RickyD410]

I think its funny that people are holding what Hellion said in X-Force #13 against him. The lady was trying to seduce/flirt with him. He was answering back. But of COURSE it wasnt serious. It was funny. Everyone knows people who say things like that, but that doesnt mean they're actually serious about it.

[Mia]

Please, she was the biggest slut ever and he acted accordingly. Seriously, the little red scarf practically screamed "I'm easy".

He never said anything like that to a proper woman like Sofia.

How exactly is she the biggest slut ever?

[Hi-Fi]

Here's a pic of Elixir and Loa that I found online:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/02/28/18445867.jpg

[SayOcean]

elixir's shorts wouldve been much higher...and i thought loa was hawaiian

[SurgeFan88]

I think its funny that people are holding what Hellion said in X-Force #13 against him. The lady was trying to seduce/flirt with him. He was answering back. But of COURSE it wasnt serious. It was funny. Everyone knows people who say things like that, but that doesnt mean they're actually serious about it.
I agree. But when you are so blinded by hate you fail to see reason. The certain haters always want to ignore the good things about a character that really does overshadow the bad things. Hellion is a good character and a good guy. Yes he has said and done bad things, but he is human and a very interesting character. Hellion has an amazing big heart. We we just have to ignore the extremely irrational people.

[justinkos91]

You do know that Elixir was a member of the Hellfire Club?

And pre-Yost Elixir was in my opinion a much bigger asshole than Hellion was pre-Yost.

Who cares? People change, Elixir for the better.

[RoguishGurl]

Who cares? People change, Elixir for the better.
And so has Hellion. And he is still young. He has more time to change. (assuming that he lives)

[x_goalkeeper]

Who cares? People change, Elixir for the better.

And so has Hellion. And he is still young. He has more time to change. (assuming that he lives)

Both are very good arguments.. they are both young and immature, will still grow into their real persons later :smile:

[justinkos91]

Both are very good arguments.. they are both young and immature, will still grow into their real persons later :smile:

A guy with golden skin is more rare then your average flesh toned guy too

[Prodigy55]

Here's a pic of Elixir and Loa that I found online:

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/36/02/28/18445867.jpg

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11768/396706-4211-loa_super.JPG

[Optic Rage!]

Elixir's the real stud. He draws the chicks---excuse me- I meant women in by acting so cute and sensitive to their plights. They can't help but throw themselves at him. And then he goes in for the kill.

Hellion is a pig(see X-Force 13 if you don't believe me) and a loud mouth. Any guy who talks that much and the way he does, isn't scoring with any women. Unless of course it's some woman who charges $200 per half hour.

From what i remember, thats about how much X-23 charged right?

The attraction finally makes sense

[Hakael]

Hellion is a pig(see X-Force 13 if you don't believe me) and a loud mouth. Any guy who talks that much and the way he does, isn't scoring with any women. Unless of course it's some woman who charges $200 per half hour.

So Sofia and the Cuckoos (all of them) are working girls?

[justinkos91]

So Sofia and the Cuckoos (all of them) are working girls?

The Cuckoos are Emma Frost clones, so... 'nuff said!

[LungerTony]

The point of this thread is funny as hell. Neither of them really are, X-23 is nuts as hell.

[justinkos91]

The point of this thread is funny as hell. Neither of them really are, X-23 is nuts as hell.

Guess again
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5bcfpMCxb6I/R_JyvLJty5I/AAAAAAAACKQ/GWsf9i_4kN4/s1600-h/20148dz.gif