UNCANNY X-MEN #507! (¡¡¡ STOP WITH THE X-CLUB !!!) OMGz SPOILERS~!!1

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

Je parle vrai français. Je ne marmonne pas dans le quebecois.

Got the answer to my question, it seems.

Being all French and elitist doesn't work with bad grammar. Just saying. :wink:

[darknessatnoon]

Got the answer to my question, it seems.

Being all French and elitist doesn't work with bad grammar. Just saying. :wink:

This thread is going to flounder if we don't push the Quebecois radicals into the drink. And it's been 12 years. Give me a break. I'm learning Russian through the X-Men and I know my Portugese is flawless.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

This thread is going to flounder if we don't push the Quebecois radicals into the drink.

Ottawa, actually. You're about to cross some f****n line, pal. :tongue:

And it's been 12 years. Give me a break.

Fair enough.

I'm learning Russian through the X-Men

As if you'll give Lovelorn or any previous Colossus-quasi-centric stories more reads than necessary.

[darknessatnoon]

As if you'll give Lovelorn or any previous Colossus-quasi-centric stories more reads than necessary.

Please. From now on, whenever I masturbate to Colossus I'm going to have the Great Cyrillic Debate raging in my head.

[Hi-Fi]

Give me a break. I'm learning Russian through the X-Men and I know my Portugese is flawless.
É mesmo? Vamos conversar, então.

[darknessatnoon]

É mesmo? Vamos conversar, então.

Eu falarei com você (ou os qualquer outra coisa) quando você deseja.

[ExodusCloak]

Eu falarei com você (ou os qualquer outra coisa) quando você deseja.

I actually understood that, and my Portuguese is mediocre...:tongue:

[4sake]

So much Colossus-hate in this thread. If only he was as iconic a character as...let's say Dazzler. I don't understand why Colossus gets so much page time while an all-time classic character like Dazzler barely appears anywhere. I just don't get it. It's so unfair, considering all the memorable Dazzler moments that we've been treated to over the years. Like that one time she was jealous over Longshot, or that other time she was all into disco and was a popular disco singer and was not dated at all. Boy, if only Colossus could be relevant like that. :wink:

I agree with you there is WAY to much Colossus-hate in this thread, Also WAY to much BEAST-hate, Also there been WAY to much Matt Fraction-hate ever since he took over writing this book & WAY to much Uncanny X-Men in general.

[darknessatnoon]

I actually understood that, and my Portuguese is mediocre...:tongue:

Thank you. Hi-Fi wants me to speak a more upper class Portugese, though. What a snob!

[4sake]

I don't see how people think Uncanny doesn't have a rotating cast. Sure, it isn't ideal at the moment, but I believe it will be soon. I see hardly any Wolverine in these pages at least, barely even in background scenes. In this issue he never even appeared, however we got Archangel, Dr. Nemesis, Madison Jeffries, that new Japanese guy, Colossus, Nightcrawler, Pixie etc. None of them appear in Astonishing X-Men, and besides Archangel, none appear in any other book. Looks like there IS a rotating cast, then....


A few issues ago there was heavy focus on Karma, Storm, Madelyne, Empath, Pixie, Nightcrawler, Wolverine, Magneto, Mastermind, X-23, Armor, Cannonball, etc...

No, it isn't ideal. Yet. I know it sounds obnoxious, but give it time. Within the next 10 issues or less I see the book taking a complete spin and all of the obscure fan-favorites will step up. I think right now Fraction is giving A-List focus to establich his footing in the new book, give it a sense of direction.... "What is happening to the X-MEN right now, not just the satellite members?"

There should definitely be more Storm and Dazzler, agreed. Less Emma, more of them. And more Karma. People LOVE her. Plus, they would make the X-Men seem more legal, instead of them hanging out with Pixie and Armor all of the time. More Cannonball, Nightcrawler, Iceman, Gentle, and Psylocke would also be a nice change. But shortly I see this happening!

I couldn't have said it better myself I agree completely with you.

[darknessatnoon]

I couldn't have said it better myself I agree completely with you.

Why don't you try to say it better?

[4sake]

This arc seemed to be filler anyway. Not useless filler, but mostly setting up different character arcs or plots for future stories.

Sebastian Shaw has been jumping around the X-Universe a lot since Messiah CompleX and maybe I missed an appearance but was he captured in a different book before showing up in this issue?

I understand the symbolism of having Katya tattooed on his chest to reflect his love for her but I have to admit it'll be interesting the next time Colossus rips off his shirt in battle.

I'm also curious what Kitty's reaction is going to be when she returns and sees it.

I know the creators working in the X-Universe right now have been referring to Cyclops building an army, or the X-Men becoming an army but I always took it as some sort of. . . I dunno, metaphor or something. Cyclops saying he IS in fact building a mutant army means that he has a larger agenda in store. Could this be setting up a possible exploration of the Human-Mutant War? How effective could less than two hundred mutants be against legions of anti-mutant assholes?

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought the girl sitting with Pixie was Armor, not Karma.

The scenes with the Science Team were pretty cool. I have to admit that bringing Archangel back is really pumping up Warren's profile. I love that Beast isn't stuck in his lab all the time.

I think Matt Fraction has a decent handling on the characters, but I wish he would be more proactive with this rotating cast system. Maybe it was just this arc but I want to see more minor characters having more than one or two lines.

Though the New Mutants are going to be back in their own book, so fleshing them out in Uncanny would be redundant. The X-Force team is well handled in their own title. X-Factor is X-Factor.

Truth is, I don't think we should take rotating cast so literally. A lot of the characters are already featured (or will be) in their own books.

I do think Matt Fraction can handle the X-Men. Let's see how the Sisterhood arc goes.

I agree completely

[darknessatnoon]

I agree completely

With which part?

[4sake]

With which part?

With everything that Mundungus said, All of her/his opinions & statements.

[Pixie_Solanas]

With everything that Mundungus said, All of her/his opinions & statements.

i dont agree with your agreement

[Novaya Havoc]

i dont agree with your agreement

I agree with your disagreement with his agreement.

[Prodigy55]

I disagree with Beast's existence.

[Pixie_Solanas]

This issue is just a cold mess . :mad:

[Novaya Havoc]

I disagree with Beast's existence.

Everyone with a functioning brain disagrees with Beast's existence.

[BBeeryan]

WTF is up with Beast wanting to know everything all of a sudden?!:tongue: :rolleyes:

[Magneto Rocks]

Clearly I inhabit some sort of Bizarro-world where my opinions will always be the opposite of those of the X-board.

Because I found Carey's X-Men run dull and pedestrian and dropped it very quickly. And managed to last two issues into X-Force before doing the same. But I've absolutely LOVED Uncanny X-Men since #500, and it's one of my favourite books due to the rotating plots, constant development and inclusion of characters I care about at all.

Oh, and the final piece of evidnece that my thoughts are the reverse of the X-board- Beast is just about my favourite character in the X-universe. So there you go. :biggrin:

[4sake]

i dont agree with your agreement

And that's find :cool: , I'm not mad at you are anything & nor am I going to be rude or jack@ss to you just because we disagree. One because we are all in title to our opinions & Two because I respect you as a person, your opinions & you for saying your opinion as respectfully way.

[PunisherFan]

Not a big fan of this issue. I still don't like Colossus going after the mob...that's what Punisher and Daredevil are for. Beast is just really boring in my opinion. Hopefully The Sisterhood arc is better.

[maschine9]

Clearly I inhabit some sort of Bizarro-world where my opinions will always be the opposite of those of the X-board.

Because I found Carey's X-Men run dull and pedestrian and dropped it very quickly. And managed to last two issues into X-Force before doing the same. But I've absolutely LOVED Uncanny X-Men since #500, and it's one of my favourite books due to the rotating plots, constant development and inclusion of characters I care about at all.

Oh, and the final piece of evidnece that my thoughts are the reverse of the X-board- Beast is just about my favourite character in the X-universe. So there you go. :biggrin:

You're not alone, I didn't enjoy any of Mike Carey's adjectiveless, and I remain ambivalent about X-Force as well as Kyle and Yost's NXM.

I think in theory Uncanny is a book I should like, but on the same hand I agree with several other CBR boarder's complaints about it. I don't have any problem with Beast or his science team, but they've not done much to pique my interest. Colossus hasn't ever been fleshed out as a character, and my hopes of him finally getting some substance have been dashed by Fraction's dialogue and plotlines.

I've suffered through worse with this book in the almost 20 years I've been reading it.

[Pixie_Solanas]

And that's find :cool: , I'm not mad at you are anything & nor am I going to be rude or jack@ss to you just because we disagree. One because we are all in title to our opinions & Two because I respect you as a person, your opinions & you for saying your opinion as respectfully way.

I don't agree with this whatsoever. :cool:

Now let's end this sexual tension with a explosion of orgiastical thread joy.

[Pixie_Solanas]

WTF is up with Beast wanting to know everything all of a sudden?!:tongue: :rolleyes:

He's up in everyone's business instead of working on that nagging 32-hr time travel limit.

Forge laughs at his pathetic muddling that's shielded by a thin veneer of uptight condescension towards Hot Pocketry.

[Prodigy55]

For Greg Anderson
This is Colossus' fugly tattoo.
http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/FUGTAT.jpg

[Shyft]

Clearly I inhabit some sort of Bizarro-world where my opinions will always be the opposite of those of the X-board.

Because I found Carey's X-Men run dull and pedestrian and dropped it very quickly. And managed to last two issues into X-Force before doing the same. But I've absolutely LOVED Uncanny X-Men since #500, and it's one of my favourite books due to the rotating plots, constant development and inclusion of characters I care about at all.

Oh, and the final piece of evidnece that my thoughts are the reverse of the X-board- Beast is just about my favourite character in the X-universe. So there you go. :biggrin:

You've always had duff opinions about comics books though Mags, anyone from the Avengers board could attest to that :D

[Pixie_Solanas]

For Greg Anderson
This is Colossus' fugly tattoo.
http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/FUGTAT.jpg

This is just sad and pathetic. All in one.

[Mister Jerusalem]

For Greg Anderson
This is Colossus' fugly tattoo.
http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/FUGTAT.jpg

On the upside, if ol' Pete does decide he wants to date again, what's the chance of the girl being able to read Cyrillic :p

[Dazzler]

Clearly I inhabit some sort of Bizarro-world where my opinions will always be the opposite of those of the X-board.

Because I found Carey's X-Men run dull and pedestrian and dropped it very quickly. And managed to last two issues into X-Force before doing the same. But I've absolutely LOVED Uncanny X-Men since #500, and it's one of my favourite books due to the rotating plots, constant development and inclusion of characters I care about at all.
:

If you're in Bizarro X-Board, I'm there too.

Don't worry. I've loved Uncanny so far, and I don't understand all the hate for it and love for stuff like X-Force.

Oh, well.

--Dazz

[Novaya Havoc]

Colossus is missing a nipple.

[Dazzler]

Colossus is missing a nipple.

Or two.

But now he has a big one in the middle of his chest.

--Dazz

[Magneto Rocks]

You've always had duff opinions about comics books though Mags, anyone from the Avengers board could attest to that :D

3 years since you lost and you just can't let it go. :tongue:

If you're in Bizarro X-Board, I'm there too.

Don't worry. I've loved Uncanny so far, and I don't understand all the hate for it and love for stuff like X-Force.

Thank God, I'm not alone! ....There's probably more of us out there, it's just that we've mostly been cowed into silence before the admittedly hilarious force of Novaya Havoc and the Legion of Beast-Haters. :tongue:

[rojash]

This is just sad and pathetic. All in one.

Pathetisad.

[Shyft]

3 years since you lost and you just can't let it go. :tongue:



For what its worth, i like Beast too.

[Disco Jess Minge]

Colossus is missing a nipple.

If he's missing a belly button, then it's a clone and the real Colossus is still six feet under.:biggrin:

[Disco Jess Minge]

I just wanted to say that I also like Beast, but I'm a Dazzler fan first. I hate it when Beast is boring and he was completely emo in Endangered Species, so he's been sucking for a good long while. This "X-Club" (I really hate the name btw.) is really nothing more than a retread of Nextwave and makes me long for the real deal and some Immonen art.

I'm wondering, what can we call the blindly followed, die hard Matt Fraction fans? LCDs? Lowest Common Denomiator? As in fractions? Because that's what I feel what they are. Like anything will please them as long it's written by him. Again you could say that about every writer and his fans.:wink:

[Anna]

For Greg Anderson
This is Colossus' fugly tattoo.
http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/FUGTAT.jpg



At least he didn't have an arrow going through the heart. :rolleyes:

BTW I figured out where Iceman, Dazzler, Mercury, Cannonball and the others were this issue. Cyclops said that the refugee girls were being fed and hydrated; so the unseen X-Men were back at base (off panel of course,) taking care of them.

[darknessatnoon]

I just wanted to say that I also like Beast

I disagree with everything you said.

but I'm a Dazzler fan first.

She's no Sage, but I agree with this.

Beast is boring and he was completely emo in Endangered Species, so he's been sucking for a good long while.

I agree completely

This "X-Club" (I really hate the name btw.) is really nothing more than a retread of Nextwave and makes me long for the real deal and some Immonen art.

I agree that it's a retread of Nextwave. I disagree that Nextwave was good.

I'm wondering, what can we call the blindly followed, die hard Matt Fraction fans? LCDs? Lowest Common Denomiator? As in fractions? Because that's what I feel what they are.

I agree with this.

And I disagree with the poster, Dazzler, about everything ever.

[Dazzler]

I


And I disagree with the poster, Dazzler, about everything ever.

Ehn. I'll live.

--Dazz

[darknessatnoon]

Ehn. I'll live.

--Dazz

I hope not.

[Shyft]

I hope not.

wow, you called me a nasty swear for saying something vaguely similar to that. I think you should apologise! To me. Or Dazzler. Or the X-Forum at large. Or yourself, for breaking YOUR OWN MORAL RULES.

I am all about the morals. and Beast.

[Dazzler]

I hope not.

Yeah, well.

--Dazz

[Novaya Havoc]

wow, you called me a nasty swear for saying something vaguely similar to that. I think you should apologise! To me. Or Dazzler. Or the X-Forum at large. Or yourself, for breaking YOUR OWN MORAL RULES.

I am all about the morals. and Beast.

That's lovely. Your reward will be in Heaven. What a Saint you are!

Now go pray the Rosary and stop wasting time you could devote to GOD.

[jester1436]

wow, you called me a nasty swear for saying something vaguely similar to that. I think you should apologise! To me. Or Dazzler. Or the X-Forum at large. Or yourself, for breaking YOUR OWN MORAL RULES.

I am all about the morals. and Beast.

As a member of the X-Forum at large, I personally don't mind this minor infraction.

[Dazzler]

wow, you called me a nasty swear for saying something vaguely similar to that. I think you should apologise! To me. Or Dazzler. Or the X-Forum at large. Or yourself, for breaking YOUR OWN MORAL RULES.

I am all about the morals. and Beast.
No apology to me necessary. I'm used to internet weirdness by this point.

If you need one, though, you can have mine. :wink:

--Dazz

[Shyft]

That's lovely. Your reward will be in Heaven. What a Saint you are!

Now go pray the Rosary and stop wasting time you could devote to GOD.

God would only waste any time i gave him. At least when i pour it into the X-forums i get all sorts of love back. God wouldn't call me a swear, admittedly, but then being called a swear is better than not being called anything at all, as all attention seekers would agree, right Novaya?

[Prodigy55]

This is my Uncanny re-write. Can you feel the intensity?

Beast: Warren.... we need to talk.

Angel: I knew this was coming...

Beast: Warren, I've known you since I was sixteen... how... how could you?

Angel: It's not that simple, Hank.

Beast: Stop... just stop! Please, Warren, how could you hurt me?

Angel: .... Hank... It's just... just... I can't do it anymore! <flies off into moonlight>

Beast: <single tear> Warren....

Angel: <single tear> Hank...

[rojash]

I think we've all lost sight of the bigger picture that people think Uncanny is boring.

[darknessatnoon]

I think we've all lost sight of the bigger picture that people think Uncanny is boring.

We've also lost all the Magneto fans. Where have they gone?

Is their loathing for Fraction so intense that they would abandon their savior at the moment of his repowering?

[RickyD410]

We've also lost all the Magneto fans. Where have they gone?

Is their loathing for Fraction so intense that they would abandon their savior at the moment of his repowering?

Eh. I like Magneto. But I'd like him to do something. But this is a good step.

[KrullWall]

I think i might be the only one, but I really do think uncanny is Good right now...its not great by any means. I would like to see a actual rotating cast, but it is kinda fun to see all the xmen mainstays kind of interact. Like i enjoyed when Beast and Angel had a heart to heart, and then Angel was a total $%^&!

[Anna]

This is my Uncanny re-write. Can you feel the intensity?

Beast: Warren.... we need to talk.

Angel: I knew this was coming...

Beast: Warren, I've known you since I was sixteen... how... how could you?

Angel: It's not that simple, Hank.

Beast: Stop... just stop! Please, Warren, how could you hurt me?

Angel: .... Hank... It's just... just... I can't do it anymore! <flies off into moonlight>

Beast: <single tear> Warren....

Angel: <single tear> Hank...

Beast: I wish I could quit you Warren.

[Novaya Havoc]

This is my Uncanny re-write. Can you feel the intensity?

Beast: Warren.... we need to talk.

Angel: I knew this was coming...

Beast: Warren, I've known you since I was sixteen... how... how could you?

Angel: It's not that simple, Hank.

Beast: Stop... just stop! Please, Warren, how could you hurt me?

Angel: .... Hank... It's just... just... I can't do it anymore! <flies off into moonlight>

Beast: <single tear> Warren....

Angel: <single tear> Hank...

This is absolute perfection. It completely encapsulates that gripping scene.

[jmc247]

We've also lost all the Magneto fans. Where have they gone?

Is their loathing for Fraction so intense that they would abandon their savior at the moment of his repowering?

I have no issue with Fraction... nor do most Magneto fans I know. But, we have no idea what this means other then he is repowered (like Lorna we don't know if he is offically a mutant again). But, the important questions are if it is setting Magneto up to come back to Earth and try to undo M-Day? Is it setting him up to 'try to take over the world' again? Is it setting him up to try to ally with the X-Men to save mutants? Hell if I know.

If it gave me some idea where the character and the story is going I would have more to say about it. But, I suspect his story line will be on hold again for some time.

[Novaya Havoc]

Magneto Fans should join Dazzler Fans and Beast Haters in destroying Matt Fraction.

Let us form this alliance for the purposes of our Holy Crusade, jmc247.

[Anna]

Eh. I like Magneto. But I'd like him to do something. But this is a good step.

Agreed. Let's see where this is heading.

[eurazn]

For Greg Anderson
This is Colossus' fugly tattoo.
http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/FUGTAT.jpg

Random observation: I'm always baffled at how we see Colossus, Nightcrawler and {insert other European national here} say words like "yes" and "no" in his/her native languages while everything else is said in fluent English. "No" and "yes" are among the first (if not THE first) words one learns in another language.

Not-so-random observation: the tatt sucks. And not in an endearing "oh wow, tell me kind of drunken night of debauchery led to you getting that!" sort of way.

[drwho]

For Greg Anderson
This is Colossus' fugly tattoo.
http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/FUGTAT.jpg

that is just gay nuff said. who puts a tattoo right in the middle of the chest? hell did those two really have time to get that close again when he was resurrected, or are we to believe they had some off panel loving?

[long live jean grey]

Magneto Fans should join Dazzler Fans and Beast Haters in destroying Matt Fraction.

Let us form this alliance for the purposes of our Holy Crusade, jmc247.

Can we destroy Quesada too?

[darknessatnoon]

Can we destroy Quesada too?

ew!

No one invited Jean and Rachel fans.

You people should concentrate your energies on the fact that Jean Grey (and Sage) is being ignored in Ultimate Alliance II for Songbird!

[jmc247]

Magneto Fans should join Dazzler Fans and Beast Haters in destroying Matt Fraction.

Let us form this alliance for the purposes of our Holy Crusade, jmc247.

Charge

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f132/jmc247/crusade_movie.jpg

But, in all seriousness when compared to the truly evil stuff other writers have Magneto doing in the Ultimate Universe and the animated series its impossible for me to have a problem with Fraction's version of Magneto who hasn't mass murdered innocent people for no good reason as yet.

[Novaya Havoc]

It's going in the same direction as the awesome "ROTATING CAST!!!!!!!!" and "Dazzler/Psylocke's GRAND RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!"

Trust.

[MuhollandDriver]

Well, in this issue she was super-super-super nice and a bitch, heh. :biggrin:

But I really don't see Scott and Emma splitting, let alone being in separate and rival teams. It's going to cause a major crisis, but Fraction himself said he loves the relationship, and them trying to work out the issues, while constantly fighting, and then having sex, and then fighting again, has much more story potential than having them just break up, or Emma becoming a completely evil bitch.

Anyway, what's happening in X-force now will cause serious problems, but I could even see bringing them closer later. If there's someone that understands what Scott is going to feel now, a trauma for being in some part responsible for at least one student death, is Emma. .

Plus, if Maddie will really become a recurring villain (if it is Maddie) then it doesn't make much sense for them to be apart.

Eh.....at least Emma -tried- to save her students...and she never once used one as a sacrificial lamb.

[Deus ex Chris]

nuff said.
Actually, you said too much.

[Flinkman]

Magneto Fans should join Dazzler Fans and Beast Haters in destroying Matt Fraction.

Let us form this alliance for the purposes of our Holy Crusade, jmc247.
count my Dazzler loving ass out of this insanity.

seriously, i know your serious in your ridiculous dislike of Fraction's work on Uncanny so far...but you're coming off as somewhat insane.

here's a thought, if you don't like it...don't read it? don't devote so much time & effort into it? get a life?

any one of those things would be more beneficial than obsessing over it like this. some of us still enjoy comics & it's having to sort through page after page of non-constructive crap like this is obnoxious.

[darknessatnoon]

count my Dazzler loving ass out of this insanity.

seriously, i know your serious in your ridiculous dislike of Fraction's work on Uncanny so far...but you're coming off as somewhat insane.

here's a thought, if you don't like it...don't read it? don't devote so much time & effort into it? get a life?

any one of those things would be more beneficial than obsessing over it like this.

And you are coming off as a prig. Lighten up.

[drwho]

im sure dazzler will appear again and get a 2 page spread where people are out watching her performing. how exciting? :tongue: Perhaps a "hey lets go to the dazzler concert line", or a bill board in the back ground saying dazzler in concert.

[darknessatnoon]

Actually, you said too much.

I appreciate drwho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He contributes!

[jester1436]

And you are coming off as a prig. Lighten up.

Dazzler fans aligning with the Cult of Magneto is the height of insanity.

Do we really need the unholy fusion of Kipling Havoc?

[Omega Alpha]

Eh.....at least Emma -tried- to save her students...and she never once used one as a sacrificial lamb.

Emma used her students for pretty bad things in the Hellfire Club in some cases.

Plus, your post implying Cyke wanted Tabitha to die or didn't care which is, you know, bull.

[drwho]

why does beast look like this?

http://www.benji.com/JoeCamp/ImagesJoe/Benji-110.gif

[darknessatnoon]

Dazzler fans aligning with the Cult of Magneto is the height of insanity.

Do we really need the unholy fusion of Kipling Havoc?

Jennifer Was Right

[Flinkman]

And you are coming off as a prig. Lighten up.
really? I'm the prig? sorry, but i'm not the one trying to further my own interests here...

I need to lighten up? i don't start threads with MOAR BEAST HATRED in the title, i don't constantly browbeat the fact that i'm dissatisfied with Matt Fraction...forgive me for actually finding value in these comics outside of putting down characters, writers & those who enjoy them at face value.

[jester1436]

why does beast look like this?

http://www.benji.com/JoeCamp/ImagesJoe/Benji-110.gif

He doesn't.

http://i42.tinypic.com/10fw21v.jpg

[darknessatnoon]

really? I'm the prig? sorry, but i'm not the one trying to further my own interests here...

I need to lighten up? i don't start threads with MOAR BEAST HATRED in the title

Reread what you just wrote and then get back to me.

[jester1436]

Jennifer Was Right

I see through you. You just want to watch two bitches wrestle for title of high priestess.

[worstblogever]

I agree that I'm not satisfied with Uncanny the past seven issue or so... but I really don't see as how the solution to fix it is to take Beast to the pound and put him to sleep.

Or any other character, really. Death isn't the best of solutions, to make something better.

[Taskmaster]

Wow, this thread made me remember why I stopped even bothering to read anything in the X-Men section of CBR, all because I was stopping in to say how this stuff with the X-Club and Fraction's run have been some of the best comics in the X-Universe in over a decade. I forgot though that unless you bow down and worship that the crap that is Dazzler or hate whomever is fun to hate at the moment you might as well not bother posting in the X-Men thread, but in support of the awesomeness known as X-Club and especially Doctor Nemesis I felt it'd throw my two cents in

[darknessatnoon]

I see through you. You just want to watch two bitches wrestle for title of high priestess.

My one and only agenda is the return of Sage to leadership of the X-Men, the expulsion of Storm once and forever from the team, and the elimination of all redheads from my comics. Matt Fraction stands in the way of that goal.

[lockerogue]

I see through you. You just want to watch two bitches wrestle for title of high priestess.

LOL

101010

[darkblue]

im sure dazzler will appear again and get a 2 page spread where people are out watching her performing. how exciting? :tongue: Perhaps a "hey lets go to the dazzler concert line", or a bill board in the back ground saying dazzler in concert.


This can't happen! Her fans are insane enough when she has a cameo. Imagine what will happen to the fans with all that overexposure.

[MuhollandDriver]

Emma used her students for pretty bad things in the Hellfire Club in some cases.

Plus, your post implying Cyke wanted Tabitha to die or didn't care which is, you know, bull.

Yes....at the time she thought she was doing it for their own good...to make them strong and protect them..in her own warped way.

You really think this decision is in the interests of the mutants around him?

Yes yes.....for the almighty messiah baby prophecy.

Much of it comes down to priorities. Mine would be the welfare and happiness of the people around me in the present...not some abstract prophecy that i was informed to butt out of...by other teammates as well as my own intuition.

It's fine to be as biased for certain characters as i am for some.....get testy at me all You want. It still doesn't take away the fact that Cyclops is choosing to become actively involved in this prophecy..which should just play itself out...over the welfare of people who he supposedly considers his family an teammates.

Is it a cut and dried decisions? No. A rock and a hard place? Perhaps.

Much of it is down to what You feel is right. i would never allow someone i loved to be sacrificed like that for a cause. Cyclops would. If You are fine with that....so be it.

So...yeah...in my opinion...Tabitha, and possibly Surge and Hellion, died due to the control issues of Scott Summers.

Put your little eyeroll icon on there all You want. i honestly don't think the writers want the audience to have a one-sided, cut and dried opinion on his actions.

[DeadXMan]

I agree that I'm not satisfied with Uncanny the past seven issue or so... but I really don't see as how the solution to fix it is to take Beast to the pound and put him to sleep.

Or any other character, really. Death isn't the best of solutions, to make something better.

*cough* Captain America and Thor *cough

[drwho]

This can't happen! Her fans are insane enough when she has a cameo. Imagine what will happen to the fans with all that overexposure.

Maybe one of the younger mutants can be drawn with a dazzler t-shirt, or or perhaps they can pass by a theater that has a sign saying dazzler in concert in nice flashy lights. Or how about have one of the mutants singing a dazzler song, or are like hey lets play a dazzler cd or i got her new song on mp3

[KrullWall]

Wow, this thread made me remember why I stopped even bothering to read anything in the X-Men section of CBR, all because I was stopping in to say how this stuff with the X-Club and Fraction's run have been some of the best comics in the X-Universe in over a decade. I forgot though that unless you bow down and worship that the crap that is Dazzler or hate whomever is fun to hate at the moment you might as well not bother posting in the X-Men thread, but in support of the awesomeness known as X-Club and especially Doctor Nemesis I felt it'd throw my two cents in

You are CORRECT!

[darkblue]

Maybe one of the younger mutants can be drawn with a dazzler t-shirt, or or perhaps they can pass by a theater that has a sign saying dazzler in concert in nice flashy lights. Or how about have one of the mutants singing a dazzler song, or are like hey lets play a dazzler cd or i got her new song on mp3

Perhaps...I say we wait a couple months though. Lets see how her fans react to New Avengers 51.

[jester1436]

*cough* Captain America and Thor *cough

I agree.

If you were banned, CBR would be better without you.

This is a comparable example.

[lockerogue]

I agree.

If you were banned, CBR would be better without you.

This is a comparable example.

I agree but he did use the words "rolled my ass".

[Taskmaster]

You are CORRECT!

I'm also hungry

[jmc247]

Death isn't the best of solutions, to make something better.

Jeph Loeb seems to disagree with you.

But, I have to agree lots of characters dying horribly in a comic doesn't add to the quality.

[Omega Alpha]

Yes....at the time she thought she was doing it for their own good...to make them strong and protect them..in her own warped way.

You really think this decision is in the interests of the mutants around him?

Yes yes.....for the almighty messiah baby prophecy.

Much of it comes down to priorities. Mine would be the welfare and happiness of the people around me in the present...not some abstract prophecy that i was informed to butt out of...by other teammates as well as my own intuition.

It's fine to be as biased for certain characters as i am for some.....get testy at me all You want. It still doesn't take away the fact that Cyclops is choosing to become actively involved in this prophecy..which should just play itself out...over the welfare of people who he supposedly considers his family an teammates.

Is it a cut and dried decisions? No. A rock and a hard place? Perhaps.

Much of it is down to what You feel is right. i would never allow someone i loved to be sacrificed like that for a cause. Cyclops would. If You are fine with that....so be it.

So...yeah...in my opinion...Tabitha, and possibly Surge and Hellion, died due to the control issues of Scott Summers.

Put your little eyeroll icon on there all You want. i honestly don't think the writers want the audience to have a one-sided, cut and dried opinion on his actions.

You were the one implying he wanted her to die, not me.

And it IS supposed to be a controversial decision, of course. All the characters involved are questioning, Scott himself has doubts (the moments in which he's sitting down in silence), but his motivation is save mutantkind, not some hidden agenda or anything.

As for what I would do? Probably what you would, but I am not the leader of a race on the brink of extinction due to low numbers and other people attempting to commit genocide.

Without a substancial increase in their numbers, mutantkind is likely to be extinct soon. Hope is at this point their only hope (no pun intended) of reversing this. Does that justifies Scott's actions, even if he's right? I don't know, but I understand his POV.

[Wind-Breaker]

I liked the issue a lot. Sub plots, sub plots, and sub plots, gotta love 'em. With a flagship book with crap load of characters its nice to spread the wealth storyline wise. Strong character moments between Warren and Beast, Shaw and Emma, Scott and the mayor. Loved the final pages of the book, glad to see Fraction finally followed up on that ever growing backstory.

[lockerogue]

Jeph Loeb seems to disagree with you.

He needs a cap on how many people he can kill a month.

[Justin K.]

Wow, this thread made me remember why I stopped even bothering to read anything in the X-Men section of CBR, all because I was stopping in to say how this stuff with the X-Club and Fraction's run have been some of the best comics in the X-Universe in over a decade. I forgot though that unless you bow down and worship that the crap that is Dazzler or hate whomever is fun to hate at the moment you might as well not bother posting in the X-Men thread, but in support of the awesomeness known as X-Club and especially Doctor Nemesis I felt it'd throw my two cents in

Couldn't have said it any better.

[darknessatnoon]

Couldn't have said it any better.

Try to say it better.

[drwho]

Perhaps one of the mutants can be seen eating Dazzlerios for breakfast. Show a cereal box with dazzler's face on it.

[jmc247]

And it IS supposed to be a controversial decision, of course. All the characters involved are questioning, Scott himself has doubts (the moments in which he's sitting down in silence), but his motivation is save mutantkind, not some hidden agenda or anything.

As for what I would do? Probably what you would, but I am not the leader of a race on the brink of extinction due to low numbers and other people attempting to commit genocide.

Without a substancial increase in their numbers, mutantkind is likely to be extinct soon. Hope is at this point their only hope (no pun intended) of reversing this. Does that justifies Scott's actions, even if he's right? I don't know, but I understand his POV.

That is the hallmark of a well written character when you can understand a characters POV and empathize with their actions even if you don't agree with all of them. The hallmark of a poorly written character is when all one can do is say 'he or she is evil or crazy' and you really can't empathize with or understand their actions. I don't like reading comics where crazy or evil is the only way to explain the actions of characters I like. So, no Scott right now is not being poorly written in my view.

[jester1436]

Perhaps one of the mutants can be seen eating Dazzlerios for breakfast. Show a cereal box with dazzler's face on it.

The accompanying milk carton can have Sleepwalker on it. "Have you seen me?"

[MuhollandDriver]

You were the one implying he wanted her to die, not me.

And it IS supposed to be a controversial decision, of course. All the characters involved are questioning, Scott himself has doubts (the moments in which he's sitting down in silence), but his motivation is save mutantkind, not some hidden agenda or anything.

As for what I would do? Probably what you would, but I am not the leader of a race on the brink of extinction due to low numbers and other people attempting to commit genocide.

Without a substancial increase in their numbers, mutantkind is likely to be extinct soon. Hope is at this point their only hope (no pun intended) of reversing this. Does that justifies Scott's actions, even if he's right? I don't know, but I understand his POV.

i implied nothing. i flat out said what i meant. Scott's number one goal wasn't saving Tabitha and the other students...which makes them sacrificial lambs. Would they be willing sacrificial lambs if they new the situation? Perhaps..tho i doubt it.

We agree on more than You think. The only difference being Scott Summers and his actions leave a bad taste in my mouth....and i while i think he fits the bill as leader on a purely tactical level....being a leader requires You to be able to connect to Your teammates....i believe Scott is a bit too emotionally underdeveloped for that. Storm made mistakes as leader also...but her ability to connect with her followers is something Scott could learn from.

With the ambiguous direction, those opinions are just as valid as fans who put Scott on a pedestal.

[Prodigy55]

Dazzler ceral would be glitter and sugar in a box, beautiful.

[worstblogever]

Jeph Loeb seems to disagree with you.

But, I have to agree lots of characters dying horribly in a comic doesn't add to the quality.

I think mentioning that further adds credence to my claim.

And, killing each other isn't enough, now people are like eating each other in Loeb books, too. Unless you've got Marvel Zombies duty, that's hardly a good thing.

[DarthCyclopsRLZ]

i implied nothing. i flat out said what i meant. Scott's number one goal wasn't saving Tabitha and the other students...which makes them sacrificial lambs. Would they be willing sacrificial lambs if they new the situation? Perhaps..tho i doubt it.

Failed rescue attempts and conflicting priorities aren't the same thing as an actual sacrifice, are they?

[jmc247]

I think mentioning that further adds credence to my claim.

And, killing each other isn't enough, now people are like eating each other in Loeb books, too. Unless you've got Marvel Zombies duty, that's hardly a good thing.

I would say so.

[Omega Alpha]

i implied nothing. i flat out said what i meant. Scott's number one goal wasn't saving Tabitha and the other students...which makes them sacrificial lambs. Would they be willing sacrificial lambs if they new the situation? Perhaps..tho i doubt it.

Cable & Hope being more important doesn't make the other sacrificial lambs. Even because the X-men are trying to save Surge & Hellion, and X-force can come back in time (in theory, even to save Tabitha too, though I doubt that will happen.


We agree on more than You think. The only difference being Scott Summers and his actions leave a bad taste in my mouth....and i while i think he fits the bill as leader on a purely tactical level....being a leader requires You to be able to connect to Your teammates....i believe Scott is a bit too emotionally underdeveloped for that. Storm made mistakes as leader also...but her ability to connect with her followers is something Scott could learn from.

With the ambiguous direction, those opinions are just as valid as fans who put Scott on a pedestal.

Scott can connect to his followers. But he's not a Mother Hen type like Storm or Jean. And at this point, he doesn't need to be.

That is the hallmark of a well written character when you can understand a characters POV and empathize with their actions even if you don't agree with all of them. The hallmark of a poorly written character is when all one can do is say 'he or she is evil or crazy' and you really can't empathize with or understand their actions. I don't like reading comics where crazy or evil is the only way to explain the actions of characters I like. So, no Scott right now is not being poorly written in my view.

Great post. We are not really supposed to fully agree (or disagree) with Scott's actions in this issue at least at this point, I believe. Every character in the title has doubts, including Cyke himself.

[jmc247]

Great post. We are not really supposed to fully agree (or disagree) with Scott's actions in this issue at least at this point, I believe. Every character in the title has doubts, including Cyke himself.

I am quite understanding of characters who are performing actions many might disagree with when trying to protect others or their race as long as their actions are somewhat understandable.

But, like I said it has to make sense, be somewhat understandable and be for the greater good. I have long been interested in gray characters like Scott is today or Magneto sometimes is depicted as... and no I am not talking about the Magneto who would mass slaughtering humans and mutants because he is a power hungry madman like in Ultimatum and a certain other medium reciently. There is nothing I find redeemable or interesting about such characters.

While, Scott's actions I may not entirely agree with I can understand what they are coming from and I can believe he wants what is best for his people. That is the hallmark of a gray character.

[4sake]

count my Dazzler loving ass out of this insanity.

seriously, i know your serious in your ridiculous dislike of Fraction's work on Uncanny so far...but you're coming off as somewhat insane.

here's a thought, if you don't like it...don't read it? don't devote so much time & effort into it? get a life?

any one of those things would be more beneficial than obsessing over it like this. some of us still enjoy comics & it's having to sort through page after page of non-constructive crap like this is obnoxious.

I agree with you completely

[4sake]

really? I'm the prig? sorry, but i'm not the one trying to further my own interests here...

I need to lighten up? i don't start threads with MOAR BEAST HATRED in the title, i don't constantly browbeat the fact that i'm dissatisfied with Matt Fraction...forgive me for actually finding value in these comics outside of putting down characters, writers & those who enjoy them at face value.

also I agree with u on this.

[4sake]

Wow, this thread made me remember why I stopped even bothering to read anything in the X-Men section of CBR, all because I was stopping in to say how this stuff with the X-Club and Fraction's run have been some of the best comics in the X-Universe in over a decade. I forgot though that unless you bow down and worship that the crap that is Dazzler or hate whomever is fun to hate at the moment you might as well not bother posting in the X-Men thread, but in support of the awesomeness known as X-Club and especially Doctor Nemesis I felt it'd throw my two cents in

I agree & understand just what mean. That why I rarely posted in the uncanny reviews in the last few issues.

[eurazn]

Wow, this thread made me remember why I stopped even bothering to read anything in the X-Men section of CBR, all because I was stopping in to say how this stuff with the X-Club and Fraction's run have been some of the best comics in the X-Universe in over a decade. I forgot though that unless you bow down and worship that the crap that is Dazzler or hate whomever is fun to hate at the moment you might as well not bother posting in the X-Men thread, but in support of the awesomeness known as X-Club and especially Doctor Nemesis I felt it'd throw my two cents in

Maybe it's because you haven't been reading this thread (or others), but people who don't even worship Dazzler aren't enjoying this run. In fact, unholy unions of Dazzler fans, Magneto fans, Emma fans, Karma fans etc. are sharing the same sentiment.

You deride your detractors as blindly hateful, yet you use the same kind of hyperbole you accuse them of employing to praise this comic? :confused:

Perhaps one of the mutants can be seen eating Dazzlerios for breakfast. Show a cereal box with dazzler's face on it.

The accompanying milk carton can have Sleepwalker on it. "Have you seen me?"

LOL! Northstar, Karma, and Aurora can have their own cartons, too!

[oneshyguy46]

I should have listened! I went out and read this :(
Oh geez. Everything I have in my mind has been previously posted.

[Dagger]

You are CORRECT!
What do you know? You just got here!

[Novaya Havoc]

count my Dazzler loving ass out of this insanity.

seriously, i know your serious in your ridiculous dislike of Fraction's work on Uncanny so far...but you're coming off as somewhat insane.

here's a thought, if you don't like it...don't read it? don't devote so much time & effort into it? get a life?

any one of those things would be more beneficial than obsessing over it like this. some of us still enjoy comics & it's having to sort through page after page of non-constructive crap like this is obnoxious.

Oh, Flinkie. Go fart out a rainbow of sunshine already.

You're someone who said I was so mean!!!!!11 in criticizing Ultimate X-Men under Kirkman. Me routinely saying Uncanny sucks undescended testicles isn't an "obsession."

We get it. You LOVE COMICS!!!!!11 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 and those that are just ever so critical are just MEAN!!!!1!111 BOO FREAKIN HOO. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignorance apparently is bliss via your special lens.

[MuhollandDriver]

Cable & Hope being more important doesn't make the other sacrificial lambs. Even because the X-men are trying to save Surge & Hellion, and X-force can come back in time (in theory, even to save Tabitha too, though I doubt that will happen.



Scott can connect to his followers. But he's not a Mother Hen type like Storm or Jean. And at this point, he doesn't need to be.



Great post. We are not really supposed to fully agree (or disagree) with Scott's actions in this issue at least at this point, I believe. Every character in the title has doubts, including Cyke himself.

i didn't see Storm as a mother hen during her leadership days. She could be hard on her teammates..but her route there was, in my opinion, much more constructive.

i really lack the interest in debating this....Your opinion is Your and mine is mine and i doubt either is changing. The writers are doing a good job of making issue ambiguous.

[steve2275]

wow. Um....maybe you shouldn't be calling people retards. It's not polite.
then what r the COLOSSUS haters spose to do:tongue:

[drwho]

is collossus new tattoo visible when he transforms into steel?

[Dagger]

then what r the COLOSSUS haters spose to do:tongue:
I haven't thought that far into it.

[$5 Milkshake]

I liked the issue, actually. It was one of my favorites since Fraction came on board. I really liked the Colossus confrontation with whatever-his-name-was at the end.

[DeniseXfrost]

Oh, Flinkie. Go fart out a rainbow of sunshine already.

You're someone who said I was so mean!!!!!11 in criticizing Ultimate X-Men under Kirkman. Me routinely saying Uncanny sucks undescended testicles isn't an "obsession."

We get it. You LOVE COMICS!!!!!11 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 and those that are just ever so critical are just MEAN!!!!1!111 BOO FREAKIN HOO. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ignorance apparently is bliss via your special lens.
He still has his points. You're getting insane.

[steve2275]

is collossus new tattoo visible when he transforms into steel?
maybe in couple weeks we can find out:tongue:

[$5 Milkshake]

maybe in couple weeks we can find out:tongue:

God I hope not. The tattoo was just terrible.

[jester1436]

He still has his points. You're getting insane.

http://i44.tinypic.com/33f7vj9.gif

[Slung]

That chest tattoo has to be the most shortsighted thing Piotr and Fraction have ever done. I can't imagine having to see that stupid heart on his chest every time he takes off his shirt (and shirtless is his default clothing choice). Yuck. Still not as bad as Emma Frost's lines in this issue: if Peter is "never alone. Ever" how come the frosty fashionista was not there to talk Pete out of this horrible decision.

[darknessatnoon]

He still has his points. You're getting insane.

Better than starting off that way.

[timbox]

I liked the scene with Emma and Shaw. I like the possibilities coming from Cyclops and the Mayor’s conversation. I liked Armor not taking any of Beast’s attitude.

[darknessatnoon]

I liked the scene with Emma and Shaw.

Emma's monologues are always great.

[worstblogever]

I liked Armor not taking any of Beast’s attitude.

Dr. McCoy needs to learn not to barge in on Hisako's brunches with Pixie unannonced like that.

[timbox]

Dr. McCoy needs to learn not to barge in on Hisako's brunches with Pixie unannonced like that.

I'm sure Armor was just grateful that anyone interrupted Pixie.

[ch1mera]

All the Beast hate is because he wouldn't let them copy off his tests when they were flunking high school! :biggrin:

P.S. Disco is dead! :tongue:

[worstblogever]

Wow. Someone got told. Scathing.

[tetragene]

Meh. Really. That about sums up my feeling on this issue and the new run so far. I'm very underwhelmed. I keep waiting for something exciting or worthwhile to happen, but instead I'm treated to Emma doing her best Jean impersonations, Colossus saving whores & Beast collecting a group of oddballs for "science!"

I see no redeemable qualities so far. And since I have a subscription (which I got because of all the hyperbole surrounding this "exciting, new direction!") then I may as well read it--it's already paid for and will continue to be shipped to my address regardless of how unappealing it is.

This is definitely not the best (or even close to it) that the X-books have seen in the last decade. Brubakers Shi'Ar epic was definitely flawed but did produce some interesting moments (even if for an issue or two the actual X-team wasn't even featured) and then the Hippie arc was good fun. #500 seemed like it'd go somewhere but everything since has felt like filler. 6 issues of filler (the max allowable should be 2). I have hope that the Sisterhood arc will be better (I'm really hoping, actually, since my subscription still has a ways to go before it runs out). This is not a rotating cast, it's rotating background/wallpaper characters--and you can find that in ANY book. Emma is not being written well at all. I feel like I'm reading boring, matriarch Jean Grey with a blonde wig on. Also--no way in hell would Emma (being such a "friend" of Colossus') allow him to get a fug memorial tatoo in the center of his godly man-pecs...of a girl that seemed to have been based off Jennifer Gray for most of her existance. This is not Emma it's an imposter! lol

[Prodigy55]

This is what Dazzler cereal would look like.

http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo245/mustafe9/DazzlerOs.jpg

[AcesX1X]

uncanny reminds me of the days when larry hama was writing generation x.

[Majinoaw]

Larry Hama never wrote Generation X try again.... errr wait a minute... I remember now.... blast you it's all coming back to me...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

noooooooooooooooooo

[AcesX1X]

POOKA = godzilla/monster crabs in the sea

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/73030-5300-83101-1-generation-x_super.jpg

[Pixie_Solanas]

Emma's monologues are always great.

dn@n, you're so hardcore now, i'm startin to feel inadequate.

[ExodusCloak]

Wow. Someone got told. Scathing.

Seems like it's a trend.

Mockingbird totally disses Dazzler here:

http://media.comics.ign.com/media/734/734952/img_6564423.html

[Shyft]

Seems like it's a trend.

Mockingbird totally disses Dazzler here:

http://media.comics.ign.com/media/734/734952/img_6564423.html

Thats actually Ms.Marvel. But the diss is still there! shocking.

[ExodusCloak]

Thats actually Ms.Marvel. But the diss is still there! shocking.

Oops my bad

[ch1mera]

Thats actually Ms.Marvel. But the diss is still there! shocking.

Talk about bad news! :biggrin:

[DeniseXfrost]

Oops my bad
Exodus, I expected to see your answers to my questions in the Emma thread.

[dellicious]

All the Beast hate is because he wouldn't let them copy off his tests when they were flunking high school! :biggrin:

P.S. Disco is dead! :tongue:

dude that's assuming they made it to high school:tongue:

[SkinFromBone]

Wow, this thread made me remember why I stopped even bothering to read anything in the X-Men section of CBR, all because I was stopping in to say how this stuff with the X-Club and Fraction's run have been some of the best comics in the X-Universe in over a decade. I forgot though that unless you bow down and worship that the crap that is Dazzler or hate whomever is fun to hate at the moment you might as well not bother posting in the X-Men thread, but in support of the awesomeness known as X-Club and especially Doctor Nemesis I felt it'd throw my two cents in

It is not about bowing down to Dazzler or hating on whoever is fun to hate.

It is about this direction being boring as hell and getting worse every issue.

IMO of course...

[dellicious]

I agree & understand just what mean. That why I rarely posted in the uncanny reviews in the last few issues.

I third that. It's like they're in some teen wank fest to see who can outwhine and out-witty each other.

[HulkSmash666]

To quote a wise prophet: Jesus Saves, I Spend. And when I buy a copy of Uncanny, I realize I should listen a little more to Jesus and quit spending my money on... this. UNCANNY X-MEN MAKES YOU RENEW YOUR FAITH!

I should have expected an issue like this, considering how terrible the previous issue was. It's not like Matt Fraction can (or will) change these terrible stories on a dime, so we're stuck with immense tragedy in this "sensational installment."

The problem with Fraction is that he doesn't seem comfortable writing the X-Men. Everyone -- everyone -- has de-volved into ridiculous cliche in a near-Claremontian fashion. I've read these stories a million times before. More: the characters themselves have been through these stories a million times before." There's no growth, no progression -- nothing besides a modern dialogue and updated backdrop to the same stuff you read in the 1980's. When will the characters move. on. from. this. cycle. of. BORING!?

I guess X-Men: Forever truly is a brilliant concept then, since Uncanny X-Men is basically doing the same thing.

Since we have our rule prohibiting raw, uncut, sizzling hot SPOILERS!!! I can't SPOIL!!! this for you. So here's the Cliff's Notes. Some sensational things to expect:

1. THE ROTATING CAST IN HOT ACTION! If you had doubts about this master-class idea, you are SO going to have foot-in-mouth disease! Yes, my friends, you will see two -- yes TWO -- females on the X-Plantation eating a bowl of cereal as they answer Beast's (whomustdie) question on the whereabouts of CYCLOPS and the WHITE QUEEN! You'll be shocked at which two random chicks Fraction pulled out for this scene-stealing panel!

2. BEAST!!!! Yes, you two BEAST!!! fans! You'll get pages and pages of BEAST!!!! Beast being scientific! Beast being emo with his BFF Angel! Beast saying the X-Club is here to save mutantkind! BEAST BEAST BEAST!

SIDEBAR SPECIAL!: Why is Fraction pushing this X-Club? Their "drama" is over in mere minutes, they bloviate on how awesomely special they are (when they aren't), and it's full of BORING MEN! Is this Fraction's writing wheelhouse? Because if so, he needs to get out of this disgusting cycle.

3. COLOSSUS' SIDE-PLOT ENDS IN A SENSATIONAL WAY! Yes, my friends. This plot closes "full-circle" in the most laughable, redonkulous way ever. What was apparently written to be a real tear-jerker, it's more like a real LMFAOWTFLOL crescendo. And it results in Colossus ruining the only thing he has going for him: his succulent, motorboat-worthy moobs. Now they're ruined. Now Colossus is fully irredeemable.

4. EMMA FROST'S MADONNA/WHORE! Yes! You get a MomJeans-styled Emma, and also the EEEEVILWHITEQUEEN Emma, just pages apart! Who is Emma Frost? Apparently Fraction doesn't know any more, because as the only woman in this title, she's has to represent the vast array of female character archetypes in comics: the Damsel and the Bitch! Joy!

ALSO!

One character's shameful secret... is revealed! This may change the group dynamic... possibly forever! And an ending so shocking!!!! you could NEVAR HAVE PREDICTED IT!!!!!!!!!1 Except, you know, if you've ever read >10 X-Men comics in your lifetime.

One good scene -- one -- is in this book. One. And it involves Cyclops. And it's a half a page.

Fraction sure knows how to put the F in Fun. And that's exactly how I would grade this issue:

F

Sorry, Dodson.

Did Carson from Queer Eye write this review?

I swear, I could hear a whiny, bitchy voice in my head when I was reading this, and I wanted to slap something.

Anyone else feel this way?

[Pixie_Solanas]

Did Carson from Queer Eye write this review?

I swear, I could hear a whiny, bitchy voice in my head when I was reading this, and I wanted to slap something.

Anyone else feel this way?

No, all I heard was me going "preach it, brother!!!" in complete agreement.


Carson Kressley? update your references, please.

[ch1mera]

Did Carson from Queer Eye write this review?

I swear, I could hear a whiny, bitchy voice in my head when I was reading this, and I wanted to slap something.

Anyone else feel this way?

I think Britney Spears wrote it. :wink:

[darknessatnoon]

Is somebody linking to this thread from ComiXfan or someplace? We're getting an influx of Fraction Friendly morons.

[dellicious]

Did Carson from Queer Eye write this review?

I swear, I could hear a whiny, bitchy voice in my head when I was reading this, and I wanted to slap something.

Anyone else feel this way?

I hear voices that sound like if Rosie Perez and Fran Drescher had a deprived, attention seeking love child and fed it pixie sticks all day.
And they have brothers and sisters...who knew?

[tetragene]

I third that. It's like they're in some teen wank fest to see who can outwhine and out-witty each other.

with the depressing, boring & relatively uneventful state the X-books have been in for months on end--the "out-whining" and "out-wittying" is about as interesting or entertaining anything X-related has been outside of X-Force

[Pixie_Solanas]

Is somebody linking to this thread from ComiXfan or someplace? We're getting an influx of Fraction Friendly morons.

Here comes the backwards-baseball hat - abercrombie clad brigade.

Fellas, don't you have some March Madness to froth over?

[timbox]

Did Carson from Queer Eye write this review?

I swear, I could hear a whiny, bitchy voice in my head when I was reading this, and I wanted to slap something.

Anyone else feel this way?

Would you like to help me bash the person who wrote it?

[dellicious]

Is somebody linking to this thread from ComiXfan or someplace? We're getting an influx of Fraction Friendly morons.

wow are you surprised people actually disagree with it? people are actually standing up to this for once

[AcesX1X]

i think it's amazing that this story is so riveting that there's only 27 pages devoted to not even talking about the story.

[ch1mera]

There wasn't any witty until I posted but there certainly was a lot of whiny!:biggrin:

[tetragene]

wow are you surprised people actually disagree with it? people are actually standing up to this for once

for once? wow, you have been vacant from the X-boards for some time

[Novaya Havoc]

!!!!!!

I am being besieged! And it's not even Bastille Day! How rude.

[darknessatnoon]

wow are you surprised people actually disagree with it? people are actually standing up to this for once

I think it's a terrible comic, and if I am going to waste money completing my collection then I need Novaya's extremely well put and entertaining criticisms to give me my value's worth. And I have no problem with people standing up to it, otherwise I would not get to enjoy myself crushing their contentless dissent.

[dellicious]

Here comes the backwards-baseball hat - abercrombie clad brigade.

Fellas, don't you have some March Madness to froth over?

now now, one day you can make enough to shop at abercrombie too :P

[dellicious]

!!!!!!

I am being besieged! And it's not even Bastille Day! How rude.

Is that you Stephanie Tanner?

[ch1mera]

Uncanny isn't that great but nothing is ever improved by adding disco. :eek:

[dellicious]

I think it's a terrible comic, and if I am going to waste money completing my collection then I need Novaya's extremely well put and entertaining criticisms to give me my value's worth. And I have no problem with people standing up to it, otherwise I would not get to enjoy myself crushing their contentless dissent.

i happen to like it and think there's better ways of getting the point across even if you don't instead of it being what it is

[darknessatnoon]

now now, one day you can make enough to shop at abercrombie too :P

Torpor and I both make plenty, but we also like to look good. Why don't you step up the snark? I attack plenty of reviews to get my rocks off. "The reviewer sounds gay," however is neither witty nor intelligent and it doesn't get me hard.

[Wind Rider]

Painful.... just painful to read....

If I didn't have X-Force and Legacy, or even slow Astonishing (which gives much better characterization, IMO), I'd be done.

I've never seen Emma channel Jean so well. She needs to channel that around Scott so he'll trust her more. This would be the answer to that problem!

So, is Beast now going to be questioning his worth on the team since he's realizing that both Scott and Warren, his oldest homies, have been keeping him out of the loop? Oh, the angst of it all..........

Colossus......... a potential to be such a great character, but his story arc ends in "Da. Da. Katya. Katya. Katya..." which makes him sound like he's no longer mentally stable instead of overcoming the pain.

But wait... now I see the White Queen in all her delicious bitchy glory doing what she does best... apparently right after the Annual story now... and now I'm wondering how many personality archetypes is Emma Frost going to have to be?

It's cool to see Mags again, but I groan inside because Fraction will be handling him. If his solution does help to repower mutants, then there's some definite story possibilities. But then where does that leave Beast and his Get Along Gang? Really... I don't care.

Let's get to the Sisterhood Arc.... where Land's cut, paste, and trace art will be the eyesore..... oh joy... Fraction will have to come with it just to get us past that....... uummmmm... yeah...

[timbox]

i happen to like it and think there's better ways of getting the point across even if you don't instead of it being what it is

How do you feel about some gaylord doing the reviews?

[dellicious]

There wasn't any witty until I posted but there certainly was a lot of whiny!:biggrin:

note I said "TRY and outwitty eachother"

trying is the first step to failure

[dellicious]

Torpor and I both make plenty, but we also like to look good. Why don't you step up the snark? I attack plenty of reviews to get my rocks off. "The reviewer sounds gay," however is neither witty nor intelligent and it doesn't get me hard.

Ive seen you attack fans and characters of fans to get your rocks off. sucks to have the shoe on the other foot huh?

wait, when did I say the reviewer sounds gay? gay has nothing to do with it

[ch1mera]

note I said "TRY and outwitty eachother"

trying is the first step to failure

If at first you don't succeed you're running about average! :biggrin:

[psycwave]

Lets get back to what was most important in this book. Two of our lovely X-ladies eating cereal together. Now do you think they used whole milk, 2%, or skim?

[lockerogue]

Lets get back to what was most important in this book. Two of our lovely X-ladies eating cereal together. Now do you think they used whole milk, 2%, or skim?

I think it was Silk. The Very Vanilla flavor.

[tetragene]

Ive seen you attack fans and characters of fans to get your rocks off. sucks to have the shoe on the other foot huh?

Pot, meet Kettle

[AcesX1X]

sucks to have the shoe on the other foot huh?

i think that only applies if the strategy works.

[Disco Jess Minge]

POOKA = godzilla/monster crabs in the sea

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/4/73030-5300-83101-1-generation-x_super.jpg

*pours battery acid over eyes*

What a waste of a perfectly good Jason Pearson cover art. I'd rather him draw a generic Wolverine cover instead.:mad:

[timbox]

There wasn't any witty until I posted but there certainly was a lot of whiny!:biggrin:

Uncanny isn't that great but nothing is ever improved by adding disco. :eek:

I know my rocks are getting off.

[Charybdis4]

!!!!!!

I am being besieged! And it's not even Bastille Day! How rude.

Don't worry - we'll help with the fortifications!

It makes me laugh that some people here cannot see the comedy in your review & are frothing at the mouth about your abuse of this marvellous book (cough)

If they can get so stressed about someone not liking a comic book, I would seriously dread to be around them when they have to deal with a real life situation.

It's a comic book, you either like it or not. If you can't laugh at people's posts then don't read them or create another thread exclusively for positive comments.

[darknessatnoon]

Ive seen you attack fans and characters of fans to get your rocks off. sucks to have the shoe on the other foot huh?

wait, when did I say the reviewer sounds gay? gay has nothing to do with it

I get my rocks of in multiple ways. I'm versatile but if you think you're actually offending me you're completely wrong. It just saddens me to see a high quality thread brought down by riff raff.

[Novaya Havoc]

Lets get back to what was most important in this book. Two of our lovely X-ladies eating cereal together. Now do you think they used whole milk, 2%, or skim?

If they're being rendered by Dodson?

Heavy whipping cream.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Torpor and I both make plenty, but we also like to look good. Why don't you step up the snark? I attack plenty of reviews to get my rocks off. "The reviewer sounds gay," however is neither witty nor intelligent and it doesn't get me hard.

There is so much truth in this post, it will be pored over by future generations in a scroll of religious importance.

[Shyft]

nothing is ever improved by adding disco. :eek:

i dunno, adding disco to the trash-can makes an improvement on a music collection.

[Pixie_Solanas]

If they're being rendered by Dodson?

Heavy whipping cream.

Newbridge is for LOSERS!

Take that, Fraction.

[SayOcean]

now now, one day you can make enough to shop at abercrombie too :P
lol I love this ....hilarious...AnF Rules

[Pixie_Solanas]

It seems the "hoi polloi" have been unleashed. Should we start handing out some soup and copies of Judy Blume novels, if we're in a charitable way today?

[dellicious]

Pot, meet Kettle

so he can dish it out but can't take it. poor baby

[timbox]

Torpor shops at Dress Barn. Eat it.

[ch1mera]

Nothing high quality ever has OMGz in it. :rolleyes:

[Pixie_Solanas]

Torpor shops at Dress Barn. Eat it.

God bless. I have a coupon and a rechargeable gift card to D.B.

[darknessatnoon]

It seems the "hoi polloi" have been unleashed. Should we start handing out some soup and copies of Judy Blume novels, if we're in a charitable way today?

Judy Blume is too complex for this lot. Let's hand out copies of Big Hero 6.

[psycwave]

Pixie shops at Baby Gap.

[Charybdis4]

Pixie shot in Baby Gap.

Corrected that for you.

[AcesX1X]

Judy Blume is too complex for this lot. Let's hand out copies of Big Hero 6.

i could use some wasabi no ginger today.

[Novaya Havoc]

I believe it is time you linked to my newest writing, darknessatnoon.

Several people here are demonstrating exactly what I discussed.

[timbox]

Are Wasabi No Ginger and Honey Lemon in Uncanny's rotating cast?

[dellicious]

Don't worry - we'll help with the fortifications!

It makes me laugh that some people here cannot see the comedy in your review & are frothing at the mouth about your abuse of this marvellous book (cough)

If they can get so stressed about someone not liking a comic book, I would seriously dread to be around them when they have to deal with a real life situation.

It's a comic book, you either like it or not. If you can't laugh at people's posts then don't read them or create another thread exclusively for positive comments.

funny, some of you seem to think this thread was linked somewhere else. oh no, people with differing views and opinions are actually speaking up. I didn't know it was a prerequisite that everyone who posts at CBR has to love these "hilarious" reviews.
You shouldn't laugh at other people's lack of schooling. Not everyone has the benefit of a free education.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Judy Blume is too complex for this lot. Let's hand out copies of Big Hero 6.

I'll compile per page annotations like the high school Shakespeare editions contained.

[darknessatnoon]

I believe it is time you linked to my newest writing, darknessatnoon.

Several people here are demonstrating exactly what I discussed.

Ok, give me a minute to upload the final art before posting.

[psycwave]

Whatever happened to the Xtreme X-men review thread????

P.S. Did anyone else notice the off-panel sexual tension between Karma and Dazzler??

[Pixie_Solanas]

Are Wasabi No Ginger and Honey Lemon in Uncanny's rotating cast?

We don't need no stinkin' sushi sous chef. But we do need Honey Lemon's boots and navel tattoo (of fruit namesake).

[Novaya Havoc]

Whatever happened to the Xtreme X-men review thread????

P.S. Did anyone else notice the off-panel sexual tension between Karma and Dazzler??

I notice many things occur off-panel. It's where the bulk of the story is!

[Charybdis4]

funny, some of you seem to think this thread was linked somewhere else. oh no, people with differing views and opinions are actually speaking up. I didn't know it was a prerequisite that everyone who posts at CBR has to love these "hilarious" reviews.
You shouldn't laugh at other people's lack of schooling. Not everyone has the benefit of a free education.

What the hell are you on about?

If you don't like a review, don't read it, create your own, sing it from a church tower etc etc. Go with the flow & treat yourself.

[darknessatnoon]

I notice many things occur off-panel. It's where the bulk of the story is!

Here, I have posted your Love Letter to dellicious (http://www.theheartisanorganthatpumpblood.com/?p=490).

[Novaya Havoc]

Here, I have posted your Love Letter to dellicious (http://www.theheartisanorganthatpumpblood.com/?p=490).

Elegant! <3

[psycwave]

I notice many things occur off-panel. It's where the bulk of the story is!

YES! Did you also notice Pxie bitch-slapping Armor for stealing her underwear???

[timbox]

Here, I have posted your Love Letter to dellicious (http://www.theheartisanorganthatpumpblood.com/?p=490).

Sounds like it was written by some femi-nazi dyke.

[ch1mera]

Here, I have posted your Love Letter to dellicious (http://www.theheartisanorganthatpumpblood.com/?p=490).

Now that actually is comedy! I can hear the tiny violins in the background! :tongue:

[lockerogue]

Here, I have posted your Love Letter to dellicious (http://www.theheartisanorganthatpumpblood.com/?p=490).

LOL "Half Asian, Half White, All Titty".

[dellicious]

What the hell are you on about?

If you don't like a review, don't read it, create your own, sing it from a church tower etc etc. Go with the flow & treat yourself.


Funny, if you don't like a book, don't read it either. Yet you guys continually buy it and then whine whine whine. How about you put your money where your mouth is. Stop buying the book if you hate it so much.

[dellicious]

Sounds like it was written by some femi-nazi dyke.

Stephanie Tanner is a femi-nazi dyke?:eek:

[darknessatnoon]

Funny, if you don't like a book, don't read it either. Yet you guys continually buy it and then whine whine whine. How about you put your money where your mouth is.

I don't always buy it. Sometimes I borrow it from a friend.

[Novaya Havoc]

I don't always buy it. Sometimes I borrow it from a friend.

I prefer to read it in the store.

[dellicious]

I don't always buy it. Sometimes I borrow it from a friend.

Is this friend named Torrence?

[Shyft]

Funny, if you don't like a book, don't read it either. Yet you guys continually buy it and then whine whine whine. How about you put your money where your mouth is. Stop buying the book if you hate it so much.

word.

And borrowing despite knowing you dont like it just so you can bitch about it afterwards is just as bad.

[timbox]

I skim a summary of each issue provided to me by drwho.

[dellicious]

I prefer to read it in the store.

Good, you're not losing anything, so why make such a big fuss over it all. We all know you don't like Matt Fraction's direction. It's obvious now Just wait until a writer comes along that does what you like instead of subjecting yourself every month to what you perceive as a borefest.

[darknessatnoon]

My coworkers love when I bring copies of this book into work, actually. The concept of X-23 causes them to foam at the mouth with rage. They were also pissed that she didn't come out of the shower naked.

[dellicious]

word.

And borrowing despite knowing you dont like it just so you can bitch about it afterwards is just as bad.

"your hamburger tastes like shit? Here put a pile on my plate. I like throwing up."

[Pixie_Solanas]

Sounds like it was written by some femi-nazi dyke.

It was a powerpacked treatise. Unabomber-esque in its frank brutality.

[darknessatnoon]

"your hamburger tastes like shit? Here put a pile on my plate. I like throwing up."

Some of us have a bulimic relationship to knowledge.

[timbox]

My coworkers love when I bring copies of this book into work, actually. The concept of X-23 causes them to foam at the mouth with rage. They were also pissed that she didn't come out of the shower naked.

I agree. Pixie should have taken a bloody tampon to Emma.

[Pixie_Solanas]

My coworkers love when I bring copies of this book into work, actually. The concept of X-23 causes them to foam at the mouth with rage. They were also pissed that she didn't come out of the shower naked.

Rage? Or unbridled sexuality?

[Pixie_Solanas]

"your hamburger tastes like shit? Here put a pile on my plate. I like throwing up."

Thanks for the Freudian insight, i'll be thinking of processed meats everytime you post now.

[darknessatnoon]

Rage? Or unbridled sexuality?

I think with those aggro str8 boys, it's the same thing. That's why I like to tease their cocks with pictures of Emma Frost straddling whoever Greg Land is tracing. Some of them like fatties, I think, so I give them copies of Dodson's plump Emma.

[Charybdis4]

Funny, if you don't like a book, don't read it either. Yet you guys continually buy it and then whine whine whine. How about you put your money where your mouth is. Stop buying the book if you hate it so much.

I don't tend to buy it. I put on a cunning disguise & "browse it" in the store, whilst purchasing worthwhile titles like "X-force." I actually physically can't buy it normally if Land is involved. I have the same reaction to it as werewolves have to silver.

I thought I'd give it a go this time (you know, giving it a chance...) but no, it was still shite & as I mentioned previously (about 600 pages ago) I attempted to use it in my cats litter tray, but she just looked at me with a disdainful glance & proceeded to excrete in the rubber plant instead. Go figure.

Seriously, just chill. It's a comic, it's Friday, it's lovely & sunny (well it is in London anyway.) If you love it dellicous then bravo for you. I'm not moaning about it, I'm enjoying reading comments by people on this board who are creative & fabulous with their use of the English language.

[Pixie_Solanas]

I think with those aggro str8 boys, it's the same thing. That's why I like to tease their cocks with pictures of Emma Frost straddling whoever Greg Land is tracing. Some of them like fatties, I think, so I give them copies of Dodson's plump Emma.

The fattie-lovers are usually masking an oedipal complex, and Dodson's soccermom visage for all his female characters hits the mark every time.

[psycwave]

I wonder who's more sexually aggro...Karma or Northstar?

[darknessatnoon]

The fattie-lovers are usually masking an oedipal complex, and Dodson's soccermom visage for all his female characters hits the mark every time.

They also really loved the udders Dazzler pulled out while visiting Pixie in the hospital.

[tetragene]

Funny, if you don't like a book, don't read it either. Yet you guys continually buy it and then whine whine whine. How about you put your money where your mouth is. Stop buying the book if you hate it so much.

lol, some of you miss the exception to that rule: people who subscribe to the book. I've already paid for it (and got the subscription in the first place because of all the lofty promises for the book) so I'll complain all the live long day since I have no choice on whether I will still receive the book or be refunded my money. It was paid for, it was not good & it has yet to deliver on any of those goods from the hyperbole interviews

[eurazn]

lol, some of you miss the exception to that rule: people who subscribe to the book. I've already paid for it (and got the subscription in the first place because of all the lofty promises for the book) so I'll complain all the live long day since I have no choice on whether I will still receive the book or be refunded my money. It was paid for, it was not good & it has yet to deliver on any of those goods from the hyperbole interviews

Funny ... are we the only two subscribers on this thread, Tet? :tongue:

[jarrod]

Just hold on sisters, The (rice)Face of Fear is nearly at hand! <3 <3

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/7291new_storyimage7563306_full.jpg

[DeniseXfrost]

That looks like exactly like Emma's costume without a cape on.

[Anna]

Just hold on sisters, The (rice)Face of Fear is nearly at hand! <3 <3

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/7291new_storyimage7563306_full.jpg



Elizabeth Glorianna! <3 <3 <3

[darknessatnoon]

Just hold on sisters, The (rice)Face of Fear is nearly at hand! <3 <3

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/7291new_storyimage7563306_full.jpg

Where is her scar from Slaymaster's knife?

[psycwave]

Just hold on sisters, The (rice)Face of Fear is nearly at hand! <3 <3

http://www.marvel.com/i/content/st/7291new_storyimage7563306_full.jpg

AAIIIEE!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SISTERHOOD ARC!!

[ExodusCloak]

That looks like exactly like Emma's costume without a cape on.

Emma donated her Astonishing X-Men costume to Oxfam...this is probably how Elisabeth came across it.

[jarrod]

Emma donated her Astonishing X-Men costume to Oxfam...this is probably how Elisabeth came across it.
Is that also how Emma acquired her nose?

[Novaya Havoc]

AAIIIEE!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE SISTERHOOD ARC!!

?

This is a page from a Chris Claremont comic, psycwave.

[ExodusCloak]

Is that also how Emma acquired her nose?

Nope Oxfam only help the needy.

[jarrod]

?

This is a page from a Chris Claremont comic, psycwave.
Well, clearly. I mean, that isn't Emma Frost up there.

[psycwave]

?

This is a page from a Chris Claremont comic, psycwave.

Well yes I know that. But Betsy is going to return to 616 in the Sisterhood Arc. Just seeing her(even in the CC story) makes me leak for the Sisterhood. And since Land will be drawing that particular arc it only seems right to leak.

[jarrod]

Nope Oxfam only help the needy.
You've seen Emma's original honker right?

[Pixie_Solanas]

Well yes I know that. But Betsy is going to return to 616 in the Sisterhood Arc. Just seeing her(even in the CC story) makes me leak for the Sisterhood. And since Land will be drawing that particular arc it only seems right to leak.

I have no faith that Fraction will correctly write Psy with the same cornball panache that Mr. Claremont has imbued her with for years.

[ExodusCloak]

You've seen Emma's original honker right?

I have. My point still stands.

http://x-men.marvelcomics.pl/stuff/covers/emma_frost/emma_frost_8.jpg

[jarrod]

I have no faith that Fraction will correctly write Psy with the same cornball panache that Mr. Claremont has imbued her with for years.
I think he may do a better titty-fight with Emms though. CC totally FUMBLED that scene in reload, we need do-over. :(

[Anna]

Sebastion Shaw funded Emma's nose; as well as other things. Ungrateful wretch.

[ExodusCloak]

Land is drawing Fractions biggest fight scene ever...this includes: Psylocke, Revanche, Pryor, Emma, Karma, Pixie, The Masterminds, Spiral, Deathstrike and Chimera...this will be hilarious the boobs will block out the speech bubbles. And God knows what kind of material he'll need to read in order to trace that scene.

[psycwave]

Land is drawing Fractions biggest fight scene ever...this includes: Psylocke, Revanche, Pryor, Emma, Karma, Pixie, The Masterminds, Spiral, Deathstrike and Chimera...this will be hilarious the boobs will block out the speech bubbles.

And possibly Nightcrawler's tail.....

[MartinRedmond]

Land is pretty tasteful. I don't think he'll be as good a storyteller as Jackson Guice, but it still looks good with the right inker. And it's a nice change of pace from the Aspen/Top Cow or Adam Hughes default faces everyone's doing on women lately.

[Pixie_Solanas]

Where'd the Fraction brigade slinker off to?

March Madness highlights? Mensroom hijinks?

[Charybdis4]

Land is drawing Fractions biggest fight scene ever...this includes: Psylocke, Revanche, Pryor, Emma, Karma, Pixie, The Masterminds, Spiral, Deathstrike and Chimera...this will be hilarious the boobs will block out the speech bubbles. And God knows what kind of material he'll need to read in order to trace that scene.

LOL & there'll be a panel of Scott, still behind his desk (a la X-Force) & still masturbating furiously.

That battle scene is going to be porno-licious! Lets predict what faces we will see.

1) Coyly looking at the camera from a side angle.
2) Head thrown back in orgasmic laughter
3) Finger in the mouth & a saucy glint in her eye.
4) The "Ooooh" mouth
5) Pixie looking fug but with massive knockers.

[DeniseXfrost]

Land is drawing Fractions biggest fight scene ever...this includes: Psylocke, Revanche, Pryor, Emma, Karma, Pixie, The Masterminds, Spiral, Deathstrike and Chimera...this will be hilarious the boobs will block out the speech bubbles. And God knows what kind of material he'll need to read in order to trace that scene.
LOL I have this mental image where they all take their boobs off and throw at each other :eek: