The "make the last-posted avatar talk aloud"-thread?

[Kees_L]

I liked this for a thread: make the last-posted avatar think or talk out loud via responding directly.
(However the earlier one got closed. So I'm not sure this one will be allowed. But yeah.)
Now make my avatar speak how it might - funnily enough. Please?
So as I might catch yours along the way... :cool:

[x_goalkeeper]

where is the rest of my face?

[crazyredlady]

this kid's gotta good grip.....can't breathe....gasp...

(sorry I'm a born comedian)

[x_goalkeeper]

I am red and insane! :smile:

[chaosakita]

Ah, you're squishing me!!!

[section 8]

"Dude you are sooo wasted. I TOLD you about doing keg-stands!"

[fireSTRIKE!]

what can you do about my split ends?

[x_goalkeeper]

I can swim faster than you could!

[Gilda Dent]

Happiness is a blue alien weapon of mass destruction.

[fireSTRIKE!]

why would you think I have any connection to Harvey Dent?

[Tages]

"Disney may have you thinking I spend all my time singing and frollicking, but I'm going to lure that ship into these rocks and then skin those sailors alive with razorwire made from their departed shipmates' hair and teeth.

I mean, *giggle, teehee!*"

[a. non]

"The reason i was abducted by aliens in Kathmandu was because i went to Kathmandu to be abducted."

[x_goalkeeper]

I smile because I have an evil plan and you do not!

[section 8]

ACK too tight!!

[x_goalkeeper]

do you like my hair? :smile:

[dingo]

The somnambulism strangler strikes again!

[Chris N]

Never had anything to say, Ben.

[x_goalkeeper]

is a cute fish, except for the eyes! :eek:

[fireSTRIKE!]

is so loveable and huggable and squeezable...

[Ryan W]

"Revenge, baby . . . REVENGE!

[fireSTRIKE!]

wanna go out on a date, baby?... won't cost you that much...

[Jeremi]

"Do I look constipated...good."

[dingo]

No really Adam, I just strain nutrients right out of the air.

[sneggz]

All these times they make me teleport them somewhere you'd think they'd take me to a good barber.

[Kees_L]

Figure me an animal, so I parTAH!!!

[Mermaid]

I knew I shouldn't have had that last Expresso...

[Spike-X]

"I drove two hours and there's no surf? Bugger this!"

[Joe Prevost]

We're the first conjoined two-man band.

[x_goalkeeper]

life is lonely without a head, and a body..

[Spike-X]

"And I will hug him, and I will pet him, and I will call him George!"

[Crowforge]

♪♫♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

[Tages]

"The Egyptian god Horus was always a trendsetter."

[crazyredlady]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Spike-X]

"Womaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[robertwnielsen]

"I'm the boss!"
"No, I'M the boss!"

[x_goalkeeper]

stay out of my way!

[robertwnielsen]

Okay, kid..get a grip!! YAAHH...Good grip!!

[section 8]

"I told you, NEVER TOUCH MY DRUMS!!!"

[Spike-X]

"I...liek...ICE CREAM!"

[section 8]

"what do you see?"

[x_goalkeeper]

do you think I need a haircut?

[Mermaid]

I'm really a Drop Bear.....come closer and see

[section 8]

1..2..3..aaand VOGUE

[Mermaid]

.....and my hairdresser said "a Cher would soooo suit you!"

so I thought, hot damn! why not?

[Spike-X]

"...and if all else fails, I can poke them in the eye with my mask!"

[x_goalkeeper]

we make good music together!

[Mermaid]

i weally weally wuv you 626

[Spike-X]

"You were totally checking out my butt just now, weren't you?"

[Jeremi]

And a one and a two and a...

[fireSTRIKE!]

uhoh, a sniper's got the red dot on me...

[dingo]

vroom vroom.

[jessecuster3]

"I really need a razor."

[Kees_L]

Wait a minute, are you saying there's eel in h-? Oh yeah, wait a minute...

[sneggz]

Thats the last time I drive with the window open.

[robertwnielsen]

feed Me!! feed Me Now!!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I'm looking for someone named Flying Saucers Over Oz...

[robertwnielsen]

I wanna go fast!!

[fireSTRIKE!]

who SAYS I don't know my needlepoint?!?

[robertwnielsen]

Must go faster...MUST GO FASTER!!

[TVsGrady]

want Woman!!!

[Spike-X]

"We're on a mission from God."

[fireSTRIKE!]

we love to stay 'n play in the shadows...

[Spike-X]

"This won't make your dick bigger, but buy it anyway!"

[robertwnielsen]

"The ax met the sax!!"

[T Hedge Coke]

"Can't keep a rhythm? I'll show you a rhythm! On! Your! Skulllaaaagh!"

[dingo]

Do really HAVE to be a lesbian redhead when I grow up?

[x_goalkeeper]

give me good dog food!

[robertwnielsen]

"And I will love him, and sing to him...."

[mr.brighteyes]

The Drummer of Led Zeppelin aint got nothing on me.

[robertwnielsen]

I'm looking for someone!

[Mermaid]

"....and if I had a head like your's, i'd bury it!"

[robertwnielsen]

Under the sea...under the sea! Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!

[x_goalkeeper]

red heads rule!

[fireSTRIKE!]

but blondes are better...

[robertwnielsen]

KITT! I need you!!

[Ryan W]

"Robert Plant! ROOOOOBERT PLAAAAAAAAANT!"

[DoctorDoom]

"Nothing turns me on more than rubbing up against the wall."

[fireSTRIKE!]

"nothing I like better than having some pork delivered to my back door..."

[Jeremi]

Vroooooooommmmmmmmm!

[Mermaid]

What do you mean this pic isn't acceptable for a passport photo?!

[robertwnielsen]

Kiss on the blarney stone!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I'm channeling John Bonham

[Joe Prevost]

Knight rider's got nothin' on this.

[fireSTRIKE!]

damns... I didn't think my skin problem was THAT bad...

[x_goalkeeper]

I am a nice car!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I am a nice mutant...

[sneggz]

Its pronounced Por-scha!

[robertwnielsen]

When do we eat? I'm hungry!!

[Spike-X]

"When we eat? Me HUNGRYYYYYY!!!!!"

[robertwnielsen]

"We've really got to stop meeting like this. People might talk!"

[Spike-X]

"Me not John Bonham! Me Keith Moon!!"

[x_goalkeeper]

I want to play heavy metal music! :biggrin:

[robertwnielsen]

Dahling!! You Look Mah-velous!!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"bang your head, metal health'll drive you wild..."

[robertwnielsen]

"I am the Knight Industries 2000's microprocessor. K.I.T.T. for easy reference....KITT if you prefer!"

[fireSTRIKE!]

"I am the Knight Industries 2000's microprocessor. K.I.T.T. for easy reference....KITT if you prefer!"

"I can't wait to see KITT go up against the Knight Automated Roving Robot... but you can call it... KARR... ":evilsmile:

[robertwnielsen]

"I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot - KARR, if you prefer! I am the prototype of the car of the future!"

[sneggz]

Me so talented.. Me play drums on head!

[robertwnielsen]

Me so....hungry!!

[Jeremi]

Me Play Drums?!

[robertwnielsen]

Blondes have more fun!!

[x_goalkeeper]

redhead play drums!

[Flâneur]

I can play electric air guitar!

[x_goalkeeper]

I love you so much!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I am surging with pure power... beware ME...

[x_goalkeeper]

drink up!!!!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I'm an honorary Irish mutant today...

[robertwnielsen]

Come on, fool! It's St. Paddy's Day!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I wonder if I should dye my fur green today?...

[Kees_L]

Cum-on ya tchafs, repete aftar mey: pogue - meh - hoe'in.
Loik thas. Loik thas?

[robertwnielsen]

I'm Irish - look at my green face!!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I just finished drinking beer for St Paddy's Day... look at my green... :eek:

[robertwnielsen]

You wanna fight? On St Paddy's Day?

[Kees_L]

Rats! Got called.

EDIT:
Do YOU have the stomach? (Look hon, no tassles...!)

INTO:
Whhaaahh + legendary subtle eyebrow/hair motioning

[Jeremi]

This IS my good side!

[fireSTRIKE!]

wanna see MY good side?... :wink:

[robertwnielsen]

Too much green beer makes me snap!!

[Mermaid]

Fight to the death? I'm a just drummer....

[robertwnielsen]

Under the sea...under the sea...dahling, it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me!

[fireSTRIKE!]

who's ready for some acupuncture?...

[sneggz]

This car... On saint pattys day? Of course its sittin in the garage

[Jeremi]

Get in mah belly!

[x_goalkeeper]

I am sleepy!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"I have eyes only for you"

[DoctorDoom]

"You're touching me in a bad place, Michael..."

[Spike-X]

"Come on, you know you wanna take a bite..."

[Asmith]

"Only our music takes away the pain of being a co-joined twin"

[fireSTRIKE!]

simultaneous thoughts...

"oh, I'm definitely gettin' me some tonight"...

[DoctorDoom]

"Lost n the sauce."

[Tien Long]

"I wanna make love in the club."

[Wild Card]

How many times I have tell you My head is not a tic tac doe broad

[a. non]

It won't hurt...much.

[x_goalkeeper]

are you looking at me?

[sHayden]

Is it just me, or does my neck look a bit scrawny for my head?

[Jeremi]

I put the "ass" in badass.

[Mermaid]

who says you need a haircut every six weeks?

[Chris N]

You want thingamabobs? I got twenty, But who cares? No big deal, I want more.

[x_goalkeeper]

give me 3-eyed fish food please! :smile:

[fireSTRIKE!]

"is it just me or is there something glowing behind me?"

[Tien Long]

Stlyish, sophisticated, superior handling and control, all that you'd come to expect from me.

[Mermaid]

to say I don't know is the beginning of wisdom

[x_goalkeeper]

I love the beach!

[Jeremi]

Good side? I just have great sides!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"wanna get to know my bad side, sugar?"

[Spike-X]

"How many times do I gotta tell you people, KITT wasn't a Porsche?!?!"

[Jeremi]

Playing the blues.

[Kees_L]

Aww bugger, these shades I cannot keep up, since they keep comin' down.

[fireSTRIKE!]

"whaddaya MEAN I need a skin moisturizer?!?"...

[Tien Long]

Available for no money down and 0% financing for the first 3 months.

[NickFury90]

Yes, my friends DO play tic-tac-toe on my forehead, don't rub it in!

[sneggz]

Wait? Who played me in the first movie about me?

[x_goalkeeper]

I need snacks! :smile:

[Tien Long]

Ain't No Holla Back Girl, Ain"t No Holla Back Girl!

[x_goalkeeper]

Kung Fu master!

[psychic_therapy]

yeah, I'm hot.

[Sub-Zero MKA]

ruff, ruff!

[Wild Card]

I miss the 80's

[crazyredlady]

why no! this won't hurt a bit!!:evilsmile:

[Tien Long]

It's time to meet the muppets! It's time to light the lights! It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet show tonight!

[Tien Long]

to say I don't know is the beginning of wisdom

Thanks Mermaid. I really needed that. Actually reminds me of something Confucius said in the Analects:

"The Master said, 'Yu, shall I teach you what knowledge is? When you know a thing, to hold that you know it and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know; - this is knowledge.'" - Legge, "Confucius: Confucian Analects, The Great Learning, and The Doctrine of the Mean," (Dover Publications: New York, 1971) 151 (Sorry all, I'm in thesis writing mode at the moment :biggrin: ).

[x_goalkeeper]

I am the master!

[fireSTRIKE!]

I AM your Queen...

[spoon_jenkins]

I can't drive 55.

[x_goalkeeper]

going to work!

[sneggz]

Blow something up? Little ole me? (also does a doe eye innocent look)

[Jeremi]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[x_goalkeeper]

I have my father's eyes :smile:

[Tien Long]

Nippon Ichi!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"these fingers can scratch away an itch in no time at all"

[x_goalkeeper]

I am faster than Lightning McQueen!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"I'd love to go for a ride in fireSTRIKE!'s Porsche"

[Tien Long]

"Days go by and still I think about you." (Wait a minute, that was Mazda, right?)

[Mermaid]

Get out NOW!!!

[crazyredlady]

did somebody say Tiffany's?

[Tien Long]

Don't you just miss the CBS's Saturday morning line-up? Especially that show about MUPPETS when they were BABIES? :wink:

[x_goalkeeper]

I am a master of Feng Shui!

[Wild Card]

Just think I use to be a guy. Opps, did I just said that out loud?

[jdwrocks]

With my hairstyle I'm not sure If I'm a guy...

[Wild Card]

Man, I really hate changing the litter box.

[x_goalkeeper]

did someone call for a nurse?

[jdwrocks]

Do my eyes entice you?

[x_goalkeeper]

I am tired of poison gas!

[Tien Long]

Ohayo gozaimasu!

[x_goalkeeper]

good morning!








I do not know what the chinese translation would be

[Spike-X]

"What do you mean, 'loveable pest'?!?!"

[Mermaid]

Red Bull gives me wings!

[sneggz]

For the last time, Im not a Martian!

[Mermaid]

I am the King of Leon!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"I'm just green with envy"

[Jeremi]

Zooooooooooooom!

[Tien Long]

good morning!








I do not know what the chinese translation would be

Zao (pronounced more like "tz'ao") shang hao, (早上好). Sorry I couldn't write the Japanese Kanji for my previous post. Um, can you use Kanji to write "Ohayo gozaimasu?

As for Jeremi:

::points to his eye:: IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

[sneggz]

Thats it! I told you if you tried playing tic-tac-toe on my head again there'd be hell to pay!

[Jeremi]

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!

[x_goalkeeper]

why are you looking at me?


Sorry I couldn't write the Japanese Kanji for my previous post. Um, can you use Kanji to write "Ohayo gozaimasu?



おはよう!

[Tien Long]

"I always put a little bit of pixie dust in the air."


おはよう!

Pretty cool. This is the katakana form of Japanese script, correct?

[x_goalkeeper]

No Feng shui consultation today!





Pretty cool. This is the katakana form of Japanese script, correct?

It is hiragana actually. Sorry I gave you the shortcut, which is ohayo. I usually do not use ohayo gozaimasu because it is much more work :biggrin: おはようございます

[Tien Long]

"No, I'm not one of those little internet dancing ad figures."


No Feng shui consultation today!



It is hiragana actually. Sorry I gave you the shortcut, which is ohayo. I usually do not use ohayo gozaimasu because it is much more work :biggrin: おはようございます

Thanks for the correction as well as the spelling. Indeed, my Japanese roommate's anime cat alarm clock would always shriek "OHAYO!" at ungodly hours in the morning and I always wanted to know what was waking me up. :biggrin:

[Mermaid]

".....and if I do THIS, it makes a rabbit shape! I love shadow puppets"

[x_goalkeeper]

I transformed back into human form from video game form!

[Mermaid]

"me too!"....

[Tien Long]

"Happy birthday, Mr. President..."

[fireSTRIKE!]

"you do NOT want to go up against the Fingers of Death"

[x_goalkeeper]

dont mess with me!

[fireSTRIKE!]

"do I look like someone to mess with?"

[Spike-X]

"No, I will not sing Children Of The Revolution!"

[fireSTRIKE!]

"excuse me while I go and wash my tights"

[x_goalkeeper]

I can fly! :smile:

[fireSTRIKE!]

"I'm so confused"

[x_goalkeeper]

I have a gun and you do not!

[Tien Long]

"No, I will not make a peace sign for you picture. And seriously, call me kawai again, and I'll knock you flat on your ass!"

[Demon wizard]

Yeah, I got shot like nine times in the head. Don't beleive me? Check out the scars.

[x_goalkeeper]

how does my hair look?

[dingo]

Hmmmm, did I leave the oven on?

[spoon_jenkins]

Why can't the pet groomer do moustaches?

[x_goalkeeper]

I am happy I have a helmet!

[Mermaid]

Is that fish I can smell?

[Jeremi]

Girl squad go!

[Mermaid]

When they said they were having a half off waxing day......i thought they meant half off the price....

[Tien Long]

"Would you like to join me on my mystical journey of magic and mystery?"

[x_goalkeeper]

I do not need a haircut!

[Mermaid]

"....no...it's smoke!"

[x_goalkeeper]

I will race you to the other shore!

[Tages]

*sniff, sniff*

Is that...milk? That's turned to cottage cheese?

[Tien Long]

"Seeking enlightenment and suchness, one middle finger at a time."

[robertwnielsen]

I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged!!

[dingo]

I like to sing-a, about the moon-a in june-a.

[sneggz]

Groucho Marx minus the cigar everyone!

[Tien Long]

"I am the modern-day shaman of the Marvel Universe, biatch!"

[x_goalkeeper]

I will use the force to push you!

[Jeremi]

This fire burns.

[x_goalkeeper]

I am not happy with you.

[Tien Long]

Yeah, I know, I could totally shin shoryuken your ass!

[x_goalkeeper]

I am number 1!

[DoctorDoom]

Fire bad!

!

[Spike-X]

Bacon good!

[sneggz]

Up, up, and ...... *crash*

[spoon_jenkins]

Your breath is so minty fresh!

[Jeremi]

Robot soldier reporting for duty sir!

[x_goalkeeper]

what is wrong with my green hair?

[fireSTRIKE!]

"it's so bright, I think I'll be wearing my sunglasses"

[x_goalkeeper]

I have 1 card, and it is gun of spades!

[Tien Long]

"O-ichi ni san shi, x goalkeeper ichiban maikimaasu!"

[fireSTRIKE!]

"in truth, I have absolutely no idea what I just said... I heard Hiro say it to Ando on Heroes..."

[Tien Long]

"I harken back to a time of fast cars, faster women, and dapper and suave gentlemen spies."

[DoctorDoom]

"Dial down the center!"

[Demon wizard]

This is definately the ass of someone whio loves bacon!

[Spike-X]

"Tish! That's...French!"

[fireSTRIKE!]

"I am NOT a hood ornament!"

[Tien Long]

::Looks at his guns:: "Bottle red, bottle white, whatever kind of mood you're in tonight."

[jdwrocks]

::Looks at his guns:: "Bottle red, bottle white, whatever kind of mood you're in tonight."
"I fight for Ogre of Revenge of the Nerds!!"