Three Lies and A Truth.

[mr.brighteyes]

Just like the title says tell three lies about your self and a truth.

1 Pai Mei taught me the five point palm-exploding heart technique
2 I was beaten up by Chuck Norris
3 I've danced with the devil in the pale moon light
4 I've been base jumping.

[mr.brighteyes]

I guess the other point of the thread is to see if people can guess which is the truth out of the four statements

[Hurricane]

I guess the other point of the thread is to see if people can guess which is the truth out of the four statements

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that number 4 was the true statement...

[mr.brighteyes]

No fare guessing when you don't offer any of your own.

[Hurricane]

No fare guessing when you don't offer any of your own.

1. I have a tooth missing from where I was kicked in the head by a bully in the 11th grade.

2. I have a full blooded pit bull dog named JT

3. I drive a black Chevy Tracker

4. I work at McDonalds

[Pink Bat Maxine]

A have been a phone sex hostess.
I have been married twice.
I played junior varsity football.
I have been a saleslady in a feminist sex shop.

[Hurricane]

A have been a phone sex hostess.
I have been married twice.
I played junior varsity football.
I have been a saleslady in a feminist sex shop.

Number 3?


Stupid minimum number of characters... I hope you're HAPPY!!! :mad:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Number 3?


Stupid minimum number of characters... I hope you're HAPPY!!! :mad:

I'll say when I've some more guesses. As for mine....

Brighteyes- 4

Hurricane-- 3?

[Hurricane]

Hurricane-- 3?

Nope. Try again.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Nope. Try again.

My other guess was 1.

[mr.brighteyes]

Edit meant to quote the other one.

Actually it was number 2. there was a kid in my school who's name was Charles Norris and went by Chuck

[mgs]

Hurricane: 4?

Pink Bat: 1?


Me:

A. I used to be in the U.S. Navy
B. I used to be a milkman
C. My parents are dead, because I killed them
D. I am at home right now, sitting in front of my computer eating Cheerios

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Hurricane: 4?

Pink Bat: 1?


Me:

A. I used to be in the U.S. Navy
B. I used to be a milkman
C. My parents are dead, because I killed them
D. I am at home right now, sitting in front of my computer eating Cheerios

Dingdingding...... you win the kewpie doll. I was indeed a phone sex hostess.

(Football? Really? IHeheheheeeheeeheeee)

I'll say A.

[Hurricane]

My other guess was 1.

Am I really THAT annoying? First AIDS and now physical abuse! :o

No.

[Hurricane]

Hurricane: 4?



Wrong.

I work at a hotel.

The correct answer was Number 2.

[section 8]

Ok
!) I can Play "Safety Dance" on the clarinet.

2) I totaled my first car the same day I got it.

3) I threw up on Voltaire once.

4) I experienced my first kiss in a metal hospital.

[RachelEvil]

1) I have never had a broken bone.
2) I own over 3,000 postage stamps.
3) I have set a human being on fire.
4) Once a year, I treat myself to a lobster dinner.

[Hurricane]

1) I have never had a broken bone.


Hope you didn't just jinx yourself.

[RachelEvil]

Hurricane: 2
mgs: A
section 8: 4

[RachelEvil]

Hope you didn't just jinx yourself.

No worries. I broke my ankle in 5th grade.

[section 8]

Hurricane: 2
mgs: A
section 8: 4

Correct, I mentioned it before?

[Hurricane]

Hurricane: 2
mgs: A
section 8: 4

Wrong.

I work at a hotel.

The correct answer was Number 2.

Silly goose.

[RachelEvil]

Correct, I mentioned it before?

Not that I recall. It just seemed very you.

[RachelEvil]

Silly goose.

Heh. Whoops. That's what I get for skimming the thread...

[mr.brighteyes]

Ok
!) I can Play "Safety Dance" on the clarinet.

2) I totaled my first car the same day I got it.

3) I threw up on Voltaire once.

4) I experienced my first kiss in a metal hospital.


I knew a girl who rolled hers the first day she had her license so I'm guessing this one. 2) I totaled my first car the same day I got it.

Plus I know how horny the girls in mental hospitals are especially when you are the new guy.

wait i forgot my own rules. I was saying they were both right.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I'm guessing the hospital for 8, seeing as he was once a fellow Twinkie Farmer.....

But that COULD be misdirection. Hmmm......

[mr.brighteyes]

I'm guessing the hospital for 8, seeing as he was once a fellow Twinkie Farmer.....

But that COULD be misdirection. Hmmm......

he already said yes. wait he worked there and got his first kiss there. Section 8 were you taking advantage of the people under your care.

I totally should have gotten me some crazy tongue when I was locked up in the funny farm.

[RachelEvil]

Nobody got mine yet.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Nobody got mine yet.

I'm gonna go for the long shot and choose the postage stamps.

[RachelEvil]

I'm gonna go for the long shot and choose the postage stamps.

Nope.

......

[Matt Algren]

Dingdingding...... you win the kewpie doll. I was indeed a phone sex hostess.

The people demand your funniest and saddest stories from that job.

[Hurricane]

Dingdingding...... you win the kewpie doll. I was indeed a phone sex hostess.


http://www.quiltersmuse.com/redwork_traditions/kewpie-doll.jpg

Have fun.

[section 8]

he already said yes. wait he worked there and got his first kiss there. Section 8 were you taking advantage of the people under your care.

I totally should have gotten me some crazy tongue when I was locked up in the funny farm.

I was undergoing a six week evaluation when I was twelve.

I never worked there.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

The people demand your funniest and saddest stories from that job.

Heh. Funniest........ well, let's put it this way; if you suck on a lollipop and let a guy listen, but don't TELL him what you're doing...... man, that does wonders for him! (He thought I was playin' wit' a dildo in my hoo-hah!)

Saddest..... eh.... I stopped when 9/11 happened and I fell into the depression everyone did and didn't feel sexy or confident enough to do the job.

[mr.brighteyes]

I was undergoing a six week evaluation when I was twelve.

I never worked there.

ah. what was your reason for being evaluated and what did they twist it into.

I banged my head on tables when I got frustrated and they said I was suicidal. because of that my parents life insurance canceled my policy.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

ah. what was your reason for being evaluated and what did they twist it into.

I banged my head on tables when I got frustrated and they said I was suicidal. because of that my parents life insurance canceled my policy.

They said I was suicidal because I told them I wanted to kill myself!

The nerve.....

[Hurricane]

They said I was suicidal because I told them I wanted to kill myself!

The nerve.....

They said I have IED because I have violent outbursts of uncontrollable rage. :mad:

I told them I just wanted to be like Hulk.

[mr.brighteyes]

They said I was suicidal because I told them I wanted to kill myself!

The nerve.....


Well I really am now but I wasn't then. The thing that really ticked me off Is I was the ward narc and they had the nerve to say every one in the ward knew that four guys were planning on barricading themselves in a room and everyone chose not to tell. I told about cigs and chew but not a planned act of mayhem and vandalism. Yeah that makes since.

[friginator]

Three lies and a truth?

1. I am an alien.
2. I am from Mars
3. I was born on Mars
4. I am a martian.

[section 8]

1) My Grandmother ran for sheriff in 1994
2) The sound of gun-fire sent my mother into labor
3) My Father was a golden glove boxing champion.
4) My sister stabbed her last boyfriend in the leg two years ago

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Three lies and a truth?

1. I am an alien.
2. I am from Mars
3. I was born on Mars
4. I am a martian.

You're from Mars, I assume. Pennsylvania?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I've fucked a hooker.
I stand at 6 feet, 8 inches tall.
I've fired a gun.
My Dad died before I was born

[friginator]

1. You're all idiots
2. You're all stupid
3. You're all dumb
4. I have no hands

[Pink Bat Maxine]

I've fucked a hooker.
I stand at 6 feet, 8 inches tall.
I've fired a gun.
My Dad died before I was born.

The gun....?

[section 8]

ah. what was your reason for being evaluated and what did they twist it into.

I banged my head on tables when I got frustrated and they said I was suicidal. because of that my parents life insurance canceled my policy.

Long story short, I kinda stabbed my vice principal in self defense.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

1. You're all idiots
2. You're all stupid
3. You're all dumb
4. I have no hands

All of the above?

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

The gun....?

Nope. If memory serves, I entered the 6 foot club about when I entered middle school.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Nope. If memory serves, I entered the 6 foot club about when I entered middle school.

I need to hang out with you, then. It'll make me feel petite.

[friginator]

1. The hand
2. The foot
3. The finger
4. Another finger

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I need to hang out with you, then. It'll make me feel petite.

I don't even know how many times I've been asked in my life if I play basketball (though it probably goes back to at least slightly before the aforementioned time). Truth is, I don't even know how to dribble.

[RachelEvil]

From you? I'm guessing the finger.


(Down to two possibilities for me...)

[mgs]

Dingdingding...... you win the kewpie doll. I was indeed a phone sex hostess.
..........................
I'll say A.
woohooo!!! :smile: I knew it! (I actually recalled reading about it, I think you talked about it a while ago)

and sorry. :wink:

[section 8]

Long story short, I kinda stabbed my vice principal in self defense.

I gotta finish the story, I can't leave it at that..

The Vice Principal was of a group home where i spent a few years. (His actual title was "Assistant Director" but he was more of a VP)
I was eating lunch, he ordered me to the Principal's office ( i was in trouble I can't remember why) I told him to go to hell

He grabbed my arm, and without thinking i stabbed him in the shoulder with the fork.

He agreed to drop the assault charges if I underwent the evaluation

[Solaris]

1) My Grandmother ran for sheriff in 1994
2) The sound of gun-fire sent my mother into labor
3) My Father was a golden glove boxing champion.
4) My sister stabbed her last boyfriend in the leg two years ago

I'm guessing 2 is the truth. ?
:biggrin:

Okay, here's mine:

1. As a kid, I owned a horse named "Sweet Potatoes."

2. I've arm-wrestled Andy Kaufman.

3. I've had sex on a tire swing.

4. I won State STAR Student my senior year in high school.

[section 8]

DAMN IT!!
I suck at this!

I'm guessing the first one for you Sol,

[RachelEvil]

section 8: 1
Solaris: 4

[mr.brighteyes]

3. I've had sex on a tire swing.


I so hope its that one.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

I'm guessing 2 is the truth. ?
:biggrin:

Okay, here's mine:

1. As a kid, I owned a horse named "Sweet Potatoes."

2. I've arm-wrestled Andy Kaufman.

3. I've had sex on a tire swing.

4. I won State STAR Student my senior year in high school.

Is it #3?

(though #2 would make an awesome story if true)

[mgs]

1) I have never had a broken bone.
2) I own over 3,000 postage stamps.
3) I have set a human being on fire.
4) Once a year, I treat myself to a lobster dinner.
umm.... 3?


1. I am an alien.
2. I am from Mars
3. I was born on Mars
4. I am a martian.
1?

1) My Grandmother ran for sheriff in 1994
2) The sound of gun-fire sent my mother into labor
3) My Father was a golden glove boxing champion.
4) My sister stabbed her last boyfriend in the leg two years ago
1?

I've fucked a hooker.
I stand at 6 feet, 8 inches tall.
I've fired a gun.
My Dad died before I was born
4?

1. You're all idiots
2. You're all stupid
3. You're all dumb
4. I have no hands

All of the above?
lol

1. The hand
2. The foot
3. The finger
4. Another finger
4


1. As a kid, I owned a horse named "Sweet Potatoes."

2. I've arm-wrestled Andy Kaufman.

3. I've had sex on a tire swing.

4. I won State STAR Student my senior year in high school.
3 or 4, 3 or 4.......... 4? *has no idea what it means though*

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Okay..... So I was a phone sex hostess.... But who can tell me what I did that was sexual and very nerdy that got me enough money to buy a DVD burning drive about two or three years ago!

[section 8]

Solaris Correctly guessed the correct answer to mine was "2"

[RachelEvil]

umm.... 3?


Correct!

(It was just his leg.)

[Solaris]

I can't wait any longer (besides, answering would be the dead giveaway)...

1. When I was a kid, my horse was named "Sweet Pea"---don't look at me, we bought her from my aunt, and she'd already named the mare that. Dumb name, argh. But it was "Sweet Pea," not "Sweet Potatoes."

3. Sex on a Tire Swing:I totally made that one up... but it might be fun to try sometime.

4. Nope---I was STAR Student for our county, but no way in hell was my score high enough to win at State level.

Which leaves...

2. I did indeed arm-wrestle Andy Kaufman. When I was in college the first go-round, he came to UGA on his tour. He'd just gotten his neck injury from that wrestling match, so since he was in a neck collar, he opted to arm-wrestle a girl from the audience... and I got picked. It was totally awesome. He won---but I made him work for it, hee. And Tommy Two-tone (sp?) was touring with him, so I got to see them do "867-5309" live, too.

One of my best memories from UGA. :biggrin: I used to have a snapshot of us arm-wrestling (a dormmate took it), but it's gotten lost over the years. I keep hoping that at some point I'll find it stashed away in a box somewhere. If I ever do, I'll scan and post the photo.

PS---for mgs, STAR Student was the person who had the highest SAT score in the school for their senior year.

[Solaris]

Okay..... So I was a phone sex hostess.... But who can tell me what I did that was sexual and very nerdy that got me enough money to buy a DVD burning drive about two or three years ago!

You won a contest dressed as a Japanese school girl? :biggrin: :wink:

[Michael P]

1. I've been inside the room where Abraham Lincoln died.
2. I've had sex with a Broadway dancer.
3. I've hit a guy so hard he had to go to the hospital.
4. I once received an award for "Best Actor."

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

1. I've been inside the room where Abraham Lincoln died.
2. I've had sex with a Broadway dancer.
3. I've hit a guy so hard he had to go to the hospital.
4. I once received an award for "Best Actor."

I'm going with #1.

[friginator]

1. Someone in my family caught RANS while in Spain.
2. I met Michael Clarke Duncan once.
3. I spent over $1000 at a garage sale.
4. My toenails are trying to kill me.
5. I found a diamond necklace at a subway station.
6. My toenails are not trying to kill me.

[mgs]

Correct!

(It was just his leg.)
Woo-Hoo!!! Two gold stars for me!!! :smile: *awards self 2 stars*

[mgs]

1. I've been inside the room where Abraham Lincoln died.
2. I've had sex with a Broadway dancer.
3. I've hit a guy so hard he had to go to the hospital.
4. I once received an award for "Best Actor."
1?..........

1. Someone in my family caught RANS while in Spain.
2. I met Michael Clarke Duncan once.
3. I spent over $1000 at a garage sale.
4. My toenails are trying to kill me.
5. I found a diamond necklace at a subway station.
6. My toenails are not trying to kill me.
4?

[mgs]

2. I did indeed arm-wrestle Andy Kaufman.
..............
PS---for mgs, STAR Student was the person who had the highest SAT score in the school for their senior year.
whoa!! :eek:


oh, and thanks! :redface: *but I'm looking at those words and thinking it would totally mess up any dyslexic students*

[RachelEvil]

1. I've been inside the room where Abraham Lincoln died.
2. I've had sex with a Broadway dancer.
3. I've hit a guy so hard he had to go to the hospital.
4. I once received an award for "Best Actor."

2?

........

[Hurricane]

1. Someone in my family caught RANS while in Spain.
2. I met Michael Clarke Duncan once.
3. I spent over $1000 at a garage sale.
4. My toenails are trying to kill me.
5. I found a diamond necklace at a subway station.
6. My toenails are not trying to kill me.

It has to be 6

[Infra-Man]

1. I've been inside the room where Abraham Lincoln died.
2. I've had sex with a Broadway dancer.
3. I've hit a guy so hard he had to go to the hospital.
4. I once received an award for "Best Actor."

I'm going to say #1

[Infra-Man]

1. I was a background extra on an episode of Law & Order
2. A band I was in sold about 2,000 copies of our home-recorded EP
3. I have never been stung by a bee
4. I almost got a toe nail ripped clean off while doing college aikido

[RachelEvil]

1. I was a background extra on an episode of Law & Order
2. A band I was in sold about 2,000 copies of our home-recorded EP
3. I have never been stung by a bee
4. I almost got a toe nail ripped clean off while doing college aikido

I'm gonna guess 4.

[KevinTBrown]

1) I've gotten so drunk, I noticed I had on someone else clothes when I woke up the next morning.

2) My wife is 15 years older than I am, but that's not the largest age difference between me and a woman that I've been intimate with.

3) My parents discovered they were never legally married when they filed for divorce.

4) My grandmother dated Tyrone Power.

[Solaris]

1) I've gotten so drunk, I noticed I had on someone else clothes when I woke up the next morning.

2) My wife is 15 years older than I am, but that's not the largest age difference between me and a woman that I've been intimate with.

3) My parents discovered they were never legally married when they filed for divorce.

4) My grandmother dated Tyrone Power.


Um... 2?


Okay, I'll have another go:

1. My mother-in-law once went topless on a motorcycle ride.

2. I was the "Moon Queen" in high school.

3. My Dad once helped June Carter Cash change a flat tire.

4. I have a pet tarantula named "Mojo."

[Solaris]

1. I was a background extra on an episode of Law & Order
2. A band I was in sold about 2,000 copies of our home-recorded EP
3. I have never been stung by a bee
4. I almost got a toe nail ripped clean off while doing college aikido

I'll guess number 2. Why not? :biggrin:

[KevinTBrown]

Um... 2?


Okay, I'll have another go:

1. My mother-in-law once went topless on a motorcycle ride.

2. I was the "Moon Queen" in high school.

3. My Dad once helped June Carter Cash change a flat tire.

4. I have a pet tarantula named "Mojo."

You are correct with #2. :wink: I was 19, she was 63. Oh, and a bit of truth in there with another one..... My grandmother, while in her teens, lived next door to Tyrone Power.


For yours..... #3.

[Solaris]

Any other takers on my latest one? :biggrin:

[Pink Bat Maxine]

You won a contest dressed as a Japanese school girl? :biggrin: :wink:

No this is embarassing.

Second Life Prostitute.

You can earn money in-game and exchange it for a small amout of real dollars.

I earned enough to cash out for hundreds of dollars. :tongue:

And then quit the game 'cause it's BORRRRRING!

[Solaris]

No this is embarassing.

Second Life Prostitute.

You can earn money in-game and exchange it for a small amout of real dollars.

I earned enough to cash out for hundreds of dollars. :tongue:

And then quit the game 'cause it's BORRRRRING!



WTF??? You CAN???

Point me to it! Or is it a defunct game now?

[Solaris]

You are correct with #2. :wink: I was 19, she was 63. Oh, and a bit of truth in there with another one..... My grandmother, while in her teens, lived next door to Tyrone Power.


For yours..... #3.


Heh---nope. Try again. :wink:

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

1. I was a background extra on an episode of Law & Order
2. A band I was in sold about 2,000 copies of our home-recorded EP
3. I have never been stung by a bee
4. I almost got a toe nail ripped clean off while doing college aikido

Is it number #2?

[section 8]

The county I grew up in Shared a name with....
1) a forign nation
2) the last name of a '60's movie Icon
3) a cigarette brand
4) a word meaning "Homosexual"

[section 8]

3. I have never been stung by a bee




1. My mother-in-law once went topless on a motorcycle ride.

I choose these

[Pink Bat Maxine]

WTF??? You CAN???

Point me to it! Or is it a defunct game now?

It's still going on..... http://secondlife.com/

[Michael P]

Well, it's been about 18 hours, and nobody's gotten it, so I might as well reveal the answer.

]1. I've been inside the room where Abraham Lincoln died.

No. You can go on a tour of the building across the street from Ford's Theatre, and it does include the death room, but I've never done it. I did see a show at Ford's Theatre, though; they have the box all done up as a memorial.

2. I've had sex with a Broadway dancer.

Yeah, I wish.

3. I've hit a guy so hard he had to go to the hospital.

I've belted a few people in my time, but never that bad.

4. I once received an award for "Best Actor."
Texas UIL One-Act-Play Competition, District Level, Katy ISD, Spring 2000. It's somewhere in a box in my parents' house.

[EdContradictory]

1) All I got is a red guitar.
2) All I got is three chords.
3) All I got is the truth.
4) The rest is up to you.

[section 8]

1) All I got is a red guitar.
2) All I got is three chords.
3) All I got is the truth.
4) The rest is up to you.


This one this one!

[Yue]

The county I grew up in Shared a name with....
1) a forign nation
2) the last name of a '60's movie Icon
3) a cigarette brand
4) a word meaning "Homosexual"

I'll go with... #2?

1. I was a background extra on an episode of Law & Order
2. A band I was in sold about 2,000 copies of our home-recorded EP
3. I have never been stung by a bee
4. I almost got a toe nail ripped clean off while doing college aikido

For something different, I'll go wtih #1.

And for me...

1. I've been arrested for indecent exposure.
2. I've flipped off a nun.
3. My first kiss was with a leather daddy.
4. I have a tramp stamp.

[Solaris]

Um... 2?


Okay, I'll have another go:

1. My mother-in-law once went topless on a motorcycle ride.

2. I was the "Moon Queen" in high school.

3. My Dad once helped June Carter Cash change a flat tire.

4. I have a pet tarantula named "Mojo."



No more guesses on this one, so here's the answer:

1. My in-laws were once doing an interstate trip on motorcycle... and my mother-in-law's tube top rolled down her chest in the wind. Apparently they went several miles with truckers honking and waving, before she realized that it had happened. :biggrin:

My mother-in-law rocks!

[Infra-Man]

For something different, I'll go wtih #1.

No, but there is a grain of truth to it.

Is it number #2?
I'll guess number 2. Why not? :biggrin:

I wish. The band I was in barely sold anything.

I'm gonna guess 4.

Alas no.

I choose these ("3. I have never been stung by a bee")

You gots it, section8. Somehow have gone 28 years without a bee sting.

[Infra-Man]

1. I've been arrested for indecent exposure.
2. I've flipped off a nun.
3. My first kiss was with a leather daddy.
4. I have a tramp stamp.

I want it to be #2 because there ought to be a fun story behind that.

[section 8]

I'll go with... #2?
No, sorry. Any there takers on this one?


And for me...

1. I've been arrested for indecent exposure.
2. I've flipped off a nun.
3. My first kiss was with a leather daddy.
4. I have a tramp stamp.

I'm gonna say 2

[section 8]

No takers?
Ok then

The county I grew up in Shared a name with....
1) a forign nation
This one is not true, Scotland County Borders my home-town,and is where I was born, but not raised and I never lived there

2) the last name of a '60's movie Icon
Not this one etiher, "Brando" is a fictional town an allegory for my hometown from a book I started and never finished.

3) a cigarette brand
This one is true, The county was named "Marlboro".

4) a word meaning "Homosexual"
Nope not it.

[Solaris]

My middle daughter was born in Transylvania County, NC.

Sorry Section, but that beats Marlboro all hollow. (And yeah, at times her teeth DO look a little sharp...) :wink:

[section 8]

At least they HAVE teeth, you should see them in Gaston

[Solaris]

It's still going on..... http://secondlife.com/

Hey Maxine, do you know of any pages that detail how you get real $ for the Linden dollars? I went to the site and read a bunch of stuff for beginners, but couldn't find anything there on it.

The game looks pretty complicated. I didn't add the software because I always let Troy look stuff like that over first, because he runs our home system. Heh. I don't know how much memory or whatever the program eats, for example---and we do all our photography and art work on the 'puter.

Anyway, if there's some sort of guide on making money with this thing out there that you could point me to, much appreciated hon. :smile:

[Solaris]

At least they HAVE teeth, you should see them in Gaston

Waffle House joke (I'm entitled, heh):

What do you get when you have a room full of Waffle House waitresses?

A full set of teeth.

Ba-dum-bum-ching.

And the sad part of the joke is, one reason so many WH waitresses have bad or missing teeth is because they can't afford dental insurance. (I'm missing 3 teeth myself, in part because for a long time I couldn't afford Dental... and now even though we have dental, it only covers half of the cost of the bridgework I need. Sigh.)

[Michael P]

Hey Maxine, do you know of any pages that detail how you get real $ for the Linden dollars? I went to the site and read a bunch of stuff for beginners, but couldn't find anything there on it.

The game looks pretty complicated. I didn't add the software because I always let Troy look stuff like that over first, because he runs our home system. Heh. I don't know how much memory or whatever the program eats, for example---and we do all our photography and art work on the 'puter.

Anyway, if there's some sort of guide on making money with this thing out there that you could point me to, much appreciated hon. :smile:

There's no mechanism in the game for transferring Lindens to dollars. (Dollars to Lindens, they'll be happy to do for you.) You have to sell them to other players through back channels.

It's rather like gold farming in World of Warcraft, really. And the real money is in in-game real estate, not in-game prostitution. Unless you do some really sick shit, anyway.

[Solaris]

There's no mechanism in the game for transferring Lindens to dollars. (Dollars to Lindens, they'll be happy to do for you.) You have to sell them to other players through back channels.

It's rather like gold farming in World of Warcraft, really. And the real money is in in-game real estate, not in-game prostitution. Unless you do some really sick shit, anyway.

I wasn't thinking of prostitution, but rather creating art and items. I'd heard something a long time ago about that, but had forgotten it.

[Michael P]

I wasn't thinking of prostitution, but rather creating art and items. I'd heard something a long time ago about that, but had forgotten it.

Practically no money in that, but I've heard people say it's fun as hell.

[The Beast Of Yucca Flats]

You gots it, section8. Somehow have gone 28 years without a bee sting.

I've gone 26, myself.

[section 8]

Waffle House joke (I'm entitled, heh):

What do you get when you have a room full of Waffle House waitresses?

A full set of teeth.

Ba-dum-bum-ching.

And the sad part of the joke is, one reason so many WH waitresses have bad or missing teeth is because they can't afford dental insurance. (I'm missing 3 teeth myself, in part because for a long time I couldn't afford Dental... and now even though we have dental, it only covers half of the cost of the bridgework I need. Sigh.)

What has fifty legs, and three teeth?

twenty-five South Carolinians.

[EdContradictory]

What has fifty legs, and three teeth?

twenty-five South Carolinians.

I thought the answer was "twenty-seven South Carolinians." :confused:

[Dark Galaxy]

Three lies and a truth

1. I have been to 10 Grateful Dead and 2 Frank Zappa concerts.
2. I saw John Denver in an airport, and he was acting like a complete ass.
3. I took tap dance classes for 10 years.
4. I played the french horn in high school.

[DungeonmasterJim]

Three lies and a truth

1. I have been to 10 Grateful Dead and 2 Frank Zappa concerts.
2. I saw John Denver in an airport, and he was acting like a complete ass.
3. I took tap dance classes for 10 years.
4. I played the french horn in high school.

I'll guess #4 is the truth.