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Pink Bat Maxine
02-08-2009, 04:41 PM
When you're out, I take the loose change from between your sofa cushions. And you can't stop me!
Weetomuncher
02-08-2009, 04:50 PM
I don't have much small change but my Dad is always dropping 20p coins down the side of the cushion on his chair.

If you want those, go ahead as they're bloody fiddly and British people have them!
KevinTBrown
02-08-2009, 05:19 PM
Well, you have stolen many a heart on these boards, Maxine.....
Pink Bat Maxine
02-08-2009, 05:52 PM
Well, you have stolen many a heart on these boards, Maxine.....

Awww.... Thanks! That's sweet.

*steals wallet*
Ben Morgan
02-08-2009, 06:03 PM
Wait, so I yelled at Kyuubi for nothing?


Eh, he'll get over it
Arrogantcur
02-08-2009, 06:13 PM
When you're out, I take the loose change from between your sofa cushions. And you can't stop me!

I am glad to know that the loose change I left lying around was successful in distracting you and preventing you from searching the room further; if you had, you might have found the box full of valuable gemstones hidden under that same sofa.

And now that I've told you about it, please don't steal it. :redface:
Pink Bat Maxine
02-08-2009, 06:50 PM
Jewels? Of course I won't take them.
On an unrelated note, what hours are you typically out of the house?
Arrogantcur
02-08-2009, 07:06 PM
Jewels? Of course I won't take them.
On an unrelated note, what hours are you typically out of the house?

Often the same hours that I tend to get burglarized.
Calvin Government
02-08-2009, 07:20 PM
... I actually only have debt between the cushions of my couch. And cobwebs in my wallet.

And you know what? I will fucking fight you for them. I never leave my house and I earned those cobwebs and debts, so just try and take them.

You can keep what you win, though.
Flamebird
02-08-2009, 08:34 PM
When you're out, I take the loose change from between your sofa cushions. And you can't stop me!

Ha! I have a FUTON!!!

So there! :tongue:
section 8
02-08-2009, 08:38 PM
Ha ha!
I'm broke!

Rob me and all you'll get is practice!
DungeonmasterJim
02-08-2009, 08:45 PM
When you're out, I take the loose change from between your sofa cushions. And you can't stop me!

Do you hands smell like fart now?


DM Jim :biggrin:
a. non
02-08-2009, 08:50 PM
When you're out, I take the loose change from between your sofa cushions. And you can't stop me!

So it was YOU! That's ok; i have all your left socks.
Flamebird
02-08-2009, 09:02 PM
So it was YOU! That's ok; i have all your left socks.

You're my dryer?

Get back to work dammit, my clothes are wet! :mad:
Aggie
02-08-2009, 09:06 PM
maxie robs folks of their dignity...:evilsmile:
Major Comma
02-09-2009, 09:01 AM
I could have sworn I had $20 in my middlle sofa cushion and then it VANISHED!
WELL DONE Maxine!
section 8
02-09-2009, 09:06 AM
My sofa smells of cigarettes and farts.


go for it Max, I dare you.
Pink Bat Maxine
02-09-2009, 06:45 PM
maxie robs folks of their dignity...:evilsmile:

....And they LOVE it!
Solaris
02-09-2009, 07:11 PM
You got the change.... but you forgot the dead cockroach in the corner. :biggrin:
Pink Bat Maxine
02-09-2009, 07:17 PM
You got the change.... but you forgot the dead cockroach in the corner. :biggrin:

What, you think I'm some sort of insectivore? Fruit Bats Forever!
Flying Saucers Over Oz
02-11-2009, 06:23 PM
Those...

Aren't...

Sofa...

Cushions!!!

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Pink Bat Maxine
02-11-2009, 08:35 PM
...........





I'll be off obsessively scrubbing my hands if you need me.