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mr.brighteyes
02-08-2009, 02:40 PM
and I stumbled upon a murder scene but when I went to tell every one no body believed me and they didn't recognize the room I was describing where the body was and then when we finally found the room again someone had switched the dead body with an injured body to bury the crime and this really hot blond in the legal department totally gave me her number and then at the end of the dream I could fly.





































what I didn't mention it was a dream to begin with. so what did you dream last night.

SUPERECWFAN1
02-08-2009, 02:56 PM
This isn't a dream but your motel story reminded me of this motel I stayed at last year while working outta town. I had gotten back that evening and my dad had left to grab some food. I wore out and laid back to sleep ....I then heard a girl yell ... "Aooghhhhhhh !!"

I thought the poor girl was being beaten up as i grabbed my shirt and thought some guy was hitting her. Then I heard ....

"Yeeesss babbyyyy yeeesss !!"

And realized it was a girl having sex in the room above me or next door. She must have moaned next door for 2 hours . Even when my dad got back with my food we heard her.

Now I'm not the type to crash anyones party and I knew that the guy/girl didn't need some guy complaining about them ruining the fun they were having. So we waited til the next day and changed rooms. :tongue:

Black Atom
02-08-2009, 05:35 PM
Could be worse. You could've choked on a used condom.

Pink Bat Maxine
02-08-2009, 06:01 PM
I dreamed about finding a fountain of pie.

Eliseu Gouveia
02-08-2009, 08:16 PM
I dreamed of Jeannie.

Corrina
02-08-2009, 08:18 PM
I have a recurring dream of driving the minivan and hitting a patch of ice and skidding all over the place with the kids in the car and then crashing into something.

The van is usually a total loss but the kids are fine.

Yes, brain, I get your message. I'm worried my life is out of control.

I wish I had more interesting crazy dreams. But, no, the minivan shows up all the damn time.

Sean Walsh
02-09-2009, 07:31 AM
2 nights ago I had a dream about going back to my old workplace. It was completely different - whole areas were reconstructed, I knew no one there anymore (and really, I think most of the people I did know are gone for real) and I recall there being some subterfuge, so I was on the premises "illegally."

I've dreamed prior about going back there too, only with less subterfuge and more vast changes in the office's appearance. Oh, and a T-Rex was there too last time. :tongue:

What was wacky about this recent dream, though, was that when I woke up I immediately remembered the names of like a dozen people who worked there. People who I knew but just forgot the names of. I ended up Facebooking them all yesterday and actually found a few. The brain is really weird like that.


And I don't even think I had a dream last night. If I did, I remember NONE of it.

section 8
02-09-2009, 02:57 PM
the same thing i dream of every night, Pinky.

Trying to take over the world

Cam63
02-09-2009, 10:40 PM
You had me worried there for a while, Brighty.

I thought the thread title title was another Joe27 love/lust saga.

section 8
02-10-2009, 01:52 AM
I suppose now is as good a time as any to mention that I do not sleep, at least not as the rest of you do.

mr.brighteyes
02-10-2009, 06:50 AM
You had me worried there for a while, Brighty.

I thought the thread title title was another Joe27 love/lust saga.

I'm afraid I don't follow the refference Cam

Azrael52
02-10-2009, 12:03 PM
I woke up at 4:00 this mornign from a dream where I was confronted with a Black Widow whose body was as big as my thumb. I killed a little one Sunday morning, and I guess it had finally caught up to my dreams.

Ray

MartinRedmond
02-10-2009, 12:34 PM
I dream that there's more than one bed in the room and I keep switching beds until I fall asleep, then I'm in another bed trying to sleep. Basically, I dream that I'm sleeping. :tongue:

MartinRedmond
02-10-2009, 12:36 PM
I once dreamed the 3 kings were bringing me gifts while I was sleeping in the manger. My favorite King brought me a ship made out of legos.

Dark Galaxy
02-10-2009, 12:45 PM
I had a dream last night in which I was married to Jeff Goldblum. Yes, Jeff Goldblum.

He was screaming at me, and told me that he was going to leave and be back in one hour. If I was still at our house in one hour, he was going to "kick my ass." I spent the rest of the dream hurridly going from room to room deciding what I was going to take with me, (as I was moving out forever) and worrying that the hour was almost up.

Yesterday before I went to bed I was watching the show called "The Directors" and it was all about the director of "The Big Chill" and Jeff Goldblum was interviewed in it. So, I get where that came from, but I have no idea why I was married to him, and why he was such an asshole.

Flying Saucers Over Oz
02-11-2009, 06:18 PM
I dreamed I was in a local grocery store waiting to cash a check and Rosie O'Donnell came in. She was doing a new sort of 'Found Humor' show and she came over to me, stuck a microphone in my face, and asked, "So, how long have you been an exorcist?". Sadly, I couldn't come up with a funny answer and I felt like I'd let her down.

Night before that, I dreamed on the last episode of X-FILES, Mulder retired from the agency to live in an isolated log cabin and act as the lover and acolyte of a retired judge who was evolving into a hermaphroditic god-creature, play by Jean Stapleton.

I'm scared to go to sleep any more...

mr.brighteyes
02-18-2009, 06:18 AM
So last night I had this crush on this girl and I had drawn her this beautiful picture. the most beautiful picture I've ever drawn. (Which isn't saying much considering I don't draw.) And she politely thanked me and said she wasn't interested and her father/our principle or boss I'm not quite sure proceeded to have me followed by the worst pair of private eyes I have ever met (I've never met any by the way) and when I confronted him about it he flat out denied it and I promptly quit and walked out.

mr.brighteyes
03-30-2009, 02:46 PM
So last night I was stealing fifty cent pieces and foreign coins from a wishing well and some how ended up on Jeopardy this crazy guy who had no clue what he was doing, and this really hot chick and I couldn't figure out how to write down my answer and bet for final Jeopardy it was all very confusing. Plus I graduated high school again but couldn't find my cap and gown or remember my locker combination or my locker number in order to clean it out.