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jarrod
02-05-2009, 12:26 PM
I'm pretty sure this thread has been done before, but recent events necessitate a fresh look. As I'm chronically lazy I am relying on you* to supply transcribed proof and photo evidence. In addition to harm done, rehab potential should probably also be considered.

This is not necessarily a h8 thread (despite the poll) and civility is encouraged. And yes, I know I'm using "Claremazon" wrong for 2/3's the options.










* darknessatnoon, Novaya Havoc, Swashbuckler

MartinRedmond
02-05-2009, 12:51 PM
Rachel has had it the worst by far. Ahaha denied by her own grandmother hahahahaha!!

Tilt
02-05-2009, 01:05 PM
I'm giving it to Sage...if for no other reason than that Rachel got away alive and mostly intact.

darknessatnoon
02-05-2009, 01:13 PM
I'd rather Sage be dead than alive as Rachel.

AcesX1X
02-05-2009, 01:15 PM
sage is not dead!

Steven F.
02-05-2009, 01:26 PM
She better not be. I would be sad.

jarrod
02-05-2009, 01:46 PM
I'd rather Sage be dead than alive as Rachel.
Well now you get Sage as Jean instead. White Hot Palace.

darknessatnoon
02-05-2009, 01:47 PM
Well now you get Sage as Jean instead. White Hot Palace.

Unlike Jean who is roasting in hell, Sage will be occupied correcting major continuity errors.

RickyD410
02-05-2009, 02:36 PM
What is the definition of a Claremazon?

MartinRedmond
02-05-2009, 02:43 PM
Sage has evolved from a deus ex machina into a playset. There is no better upgrade imaginable.
http://www.carobinson.com/Games/ATARI%20-%20CRYSTAL%20CASTLE.jpg

Swashbuckler
02-05-2009, 02:49 PM
I love that I was mnetioned int eh first post! How exciting! And I believe Rachel deserves all the crap she's gotten. She's made my comics worse since she was conceived in CC's pornografic fan-fiction where Rachel is topped by mother Jean and bottomed by clone Maddy. She's a waste of panel and ink. She intrudes on things I love, just like she intruded on the 616 universe with her problems that no one gave a damn about. She deserves to rot.

I like Dazzler enough, but what the devil is up with her fans? Freaks.

Sage is a being of pure bliss who deserves her own ongoing series written by Prof. Carey.

jarrod
02-05-2009, 03:13 PM
What is the definition of a Claremazon?
yo mama








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Disco Jess Minge
02-05-2009, 03:36 PM
I like Dazzler enough, but what the devil is up with her fans? Freaks.



Freaks? At least we're not a fan of a character who could die from a bitch slap from Lois London.:tongue:

Prodigy55
02-05-2009, 04:31 PM
I voted for all of them.
Because female abuse is wrong.
No matter the species.

Novaya Havoc
02-05-2009, 07:00 PM
Freaks? At least we're not a fan of a character who could die from a bitch slap from Lois London.:tongue:

Word. Don't mess with Dazzler or her homo armies.

Flâneur
02-05-2009, 07:39 PM
Unlike Jean who is roasting in hell, Sage will be occupied correcting major continuity errors.

Correct.

Sage has evolved into Nick Lowe under the loving hand of CC, PBUH.

eurazn
02-05-2009, 09:38 PM
I'm pretty sure this thread has been done before, but recent events necessitate a fresh look. As I'm chronically lazy I am relying on you* to supply transcribed proof and photo evidence. In addition to harm done, rehab potential should probably also be considered.


* darknessatnoon, Novaya Havoc, Swashbuckler

I resent the fact my name wasn't included with the asterisk, though I readily concede Dazz authority to Novaya.

Dazzler wins this poll. I could post nearly any image from the NEX run to sufficiently prove this point.

AcesX1X
02-05-2009, 10:07 PM
I resent the fact my name wasn't included with the asterisk, though I readily concede Dazz authority to Novaya.

Dazzler wins this poll. I could post nearly any image from the NEX run to sufficiently prove this point.

no, dazzler certainly does not.

CC would have to care about dazzler for her to win this contest. by all rights, jarrod only put her in the list to give people multiple options. be reasonable!

eurazn
02-05-2009, 10:15 PM
no, dazzler certainly does not.

CC would have to care about dazzler for her to win this contest. by all rights, jarrod only put her in the list to give people multiple options. be reasonable!

The line of love/hate/caring is blurred when it comes to all of these characters, really.

Flâneur
02-05-2009, 10:46 PM
no, dazzler certainly does not.

CC would have to care about dazzler for her to win this contest. by all rights, jarrod only put her in the list to give people multiple options. be reasonable!

CC, PBUH, explores the borders between pleasure and pain with his BDSM metaphor. For him, love, hate and apathy blur under the loving leather bound hand of authority.

fluxerj
02-05-2009, 10:54 PM
I'm giving it to Sage...if for no other reason than that Rachel got away alive and mostly intact.