Gail: 7 Dumb Questions About Wonder Woman

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

1. Why does the invisible dash board on Wonder Woman's invisible plane have invisible gauges?

2. Why do you think the boomerang tiara as weapon never caught on with other super-heroines?

3. When are you bringing back Cooky La Moo?

4. But why did you cwucify Chwist and a poow wetched wepew on a wailwoad twack?

5. Is this your card?

6. When Diana spins, does she get that 'Dun-dun-dun-dah-dun-dun, dah-dah-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun' music?

7. You're not bringing the ballet slippers with eight inch heels back, are you?

[suedenim]

Additional Dumb Question About Wonder Woman:
8. Wonder Woman's plane is invisible all over - which would include various fabric elements (e.g., seat belts and upholstery). Doesn't this little-remarked Amazon technique imply that Wonder Woman's costume is held in place (and under extreme stress) by strategically-placed invisible straps?

[Chris Hansbrough]

If Wonder Woman was a tree, What kind of Tree would she be?

[KevinTBrown]

If Wonder Woman was a tree, What kind of Tree would she be?

I wuold guess this kind:

http://image.milehighcomics.com/istore/images/fullsize/45019795106.9.GIF

[Bob Violence]

I think -and this is based on nothing but my affection for Greek Mythology- the invisible plane is really the spirit of the Pegasus.

[a. non]

10) Is Wonder Woman a golem? She's a clay statue brought to life, but did the gods make her biological or does she still have rock properties?

[Flamebird]

11) Did the Queen freak every time she saw young Diana making mud pies?

[doom saber]

12.) If Wonder Woman is an amazon, how come her costume is that of the us flag?

12.) Why in the japanese anime/manga, Project A-ko, Superman and Wonder Woman's love child has red hair?

[Flamebird]

13.) Why in the japanese anime/manga, Project A-ko, Superman and Wonder Woman's love child has red hair?

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

[K-DoG7p7]

14.) IS the invisible plane invisible from the inside as well? ....... why?

[Astonishing X-Fan]

2. Why do you think the boomerang tiara as weapon never caught on with other super-heroines?



http://www.moonkitty.net/Attacks/preview_moon_tiara_a.jpg

[4PointOh]

Make sense of Donna Troy's origin.

[Lester C.]

This is the most Juvenal question ever so naturally I've asked it before. Is Wonder Woman, post Crisis of the Infinite Earths, a virgin?

[beetlebum]

11) Did the Queen freak every time she saw young Diana making mud pies?

No, just when she ate them. ;)

[beetlebum]

This is the most Juvenal question ever so naturally

I think most of your posts would fall under this category. :tongue:

[Eliseu Gouveia]

This is the most Juvenal question ever so naturally I've asked it before. Is Wonder Woman, post Crisis of the Infinite Earths, a virgin?

Please. You´re not even trying. You want juvenile? I´ll give you juvenile.:biggrin:

Does Wonder Woman use that product gimnasts use to prevent their leotards from wedging in?

[Gail Simone]

12.) If Wonder Woman is an amazon, how come her costume is that of the us flag?

12.) Why in the japanese anime/manga, Project A-ko, Superman and Wonder Woman's love child has red hair?

11: It isn't, it's all representative of the elements in the heavens the night Diana was born, ie. the golden eagle, the stars in the night sky (which represent her constellation, Cassiopeia ((known also as the "w" and "the crown")), and the red of the Hunter's moon.

12: Kal El dyes.

[Gail Simone]

I think -and this is based on nothing but my affection for Greek Mythology- the invisible plane is really the spirit of the Pegasus.

That's a fun idea. In the original WW film script I did, I gave the plane a personality. DC and Warners nixed that. :)

[section 8]

Oh puh-lease you call THAT juvenile? Try this one....

Gail, which of the following best describes WW?

Someone that has Hemorrhoids?
or
Someone who will get Hemorrhoids?

[section 8]

I wussed out earlier, but I'm gonna say it.

Tampons or Pads?

[Chris Hansbrough]

Oh puh-lease you call THAT juvenile? Try this one....

Gail, which of the following best describes WW?

Someone that has Hemorrhoids?
or
Someone who will get Hemorrhoids?

there is a difference between juvenile and idiotically trying too hard......stop trying so hard...you might hurt yourself.

Or, as my friend in education might say....

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[section 8]

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points,*Bows*

and may God have mercy on your soul.

*pulls knife* Who's the sonofabitch that told you that?!!

ETA: Oh I see that was a quote...I suppose that is an acceptable substitution for actual wit.

[spark627]

That's a fun idea. In the original WW film script I did, I gave the plane a personality. DC and Warners nixed that. :)

Film script? Do you mean for the animated dvd? Or are you working on something bigger?

[Chris Hansbrough]

you didn't know she was working on the movie.....here....take a look at her idea.

Gail Simone Tackles Wonder Woman (http://www.djcricket.com/sortable/taco_large.png)

[Spiffy]

I wussed out earlier, but I'm gonna say it.

Tampons or Pads?
Does mud bleed? :biggrin:

Yeah, I know. It was transformed into flesh. I'm just kidding!

But I would like to know if there are a few days each month when you DEFINITELY do not want to piss Diana off... :evilsmile:

[Gail Simone]

you didn't know she was working on the movie.....here....take a look at her idea.

Gail Simone Tackles Wonder Woman (http://www.djcricket.com/sortable/taco_large.png)

I don't get it.

[Chris Hansbrough]

I don't get it.

my mind is a labyrinth.....filled with tacos at every dead end.

[section 8]

my mind is a labyrinth.....filled with tacos at every dead end.

Your mind sounds cool!

[Chris Hansbrough]

Your mind sounds cool!

and delicious......

[JKCarrier]

This is the most Juvenal question ever

No no, the most Juvenal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juvenal) question is "Who Watches the Watchmen?" :wink:

[tangentman]

3. When are you bringing back Cooky La Moo?


The REAL question is, "Does Wonder Woman prefer a) delicious, golden sponge cake with creamy filling, b) real fruit filling with light, golden crust, or c) moist devil's food cake with chocolate icing?"

[Spiffy]

The REAL question is, "Does Wonder Woman prefer a) delicious, golden sponge cake with creamy filling, b) real fruit filling with light, golden crust, or c) moist devil's food cake with chocolate icing?"
Well, we saw her go on about her love of birthday cake in one scene. We need to go back and closely analyze that scene to see if we can determine what kind of cake it was. At the very least, we can probably verify the color of the icing.

[tangentman]

Well, we saw her go on about her love of birthday cake in one scene. We need to go back and closely analyze that scene to see if we can determine what kind of cake it was. At the very least, we can probably verify the color of the icing.

If you visit that site with the old Hostess superheroes ads, you'll find that Wonder Woman mostly pushed the Twinkies. Whether fighting the Robot Master, tomb raiders in pyramids, or Giganta-sized Cooky La Moo, Wonder Woman seemed to favor the golden sponge cakes as her culinary weapons in the war on crime. Maybe that's the giveaway? Although nothing beats that Hostess Cupcake ad that ripped off The Maltese Falcon! :biggrin:

[suedenim]

Gail's Wonder Woman *has* used delicious baked goods to fight crime, as you may remember. That was one of my favorite moments from "The Hypothetical Woman," along with Flash and Green Lantern's incredulous "Wonder Woman baked?"

Incidentally, I was trying to find a quick scan of this sequence somewhere, and failed. Anyone wanna guess what came up first instead?

Yes:
Did you mean: "wonder woman naked" Top 2 results shown

[Typo Lad]

I think -and this is based on nothing but my affection for Greek Mythology- the invisible plane is really the spirit of the Pegasus.

That's a fun idea. In the original WW film script I did, I gave the plane a personality. DC and Warners nixed that. :)

Neat.

It was actually one of the Silver Age attempts at an Origin for the Plane, in fact. Lemme see if I can find it..

There we go. From Wonder Woman #128 (http://luchins.com/wwtt/?p=545)

[doom saber]

WHAT are the 10 things you do to Wonder Woman? A line I remembered from some candy? TV advertisment where some dude gets fired? after his boss finds a piece of paper of the ten things he would like to do to Wonder Woman.

If Wonder Woman's lasso can talk, what would it say?

Because Wonder Woman is made from clay, does she have taste buds?

[spark627]

11: It isn't, it's all representative of the elements in the heavens the night Diana was born, ie. the golden eagle, the stars in the night sky (which represent her constellation, Cassiopeia ((known also as the "w" and "the crown")), and the red of the Hunter's moon.

12: Kal El dyes.

Wait... Wasn't her armor based on Diana Trevor flight suit? I thought it was already made before the contest had a champion and that it looked like the flag so that America would know she was an ally when arrived.

I do like your concept better though (I hate the Diana Trevor thing), but I am confused...

[Typo Lad]

Spark - That's one version, yeah. Wonder Woman's origin has been tweaked about a thousand times over.

[spark627]

Spark - That's one version, yeah. Wonder Woman's origin has been tweaked about a thousand times over.

No, I get that. But as far as I know the Perez origin is still in use, I am just curious if that is changing now (esp with the Origins issue coming up)

[suedenim]

Perhaps the Diana Trevor story is still in place, but the cause and effect are tweaked a bit - i.e., it's a good omen that her flag echoes the elements in place when Diana was born.

[Sound Silence]

my mind is a labyrinth.....filled with tacos at every dead end.

I think about tacos constantly as well.