Dirty Deeds w/ Psylocke!

[worstblogever]

Dirty Deeds!

"Dirty Deeds" is a series of threads where a discussion can be held about the morally questionable, or outright evil acts of characters in comics. It might be a discussion about times a hero crossed a moral line they shouldn't have, or a discussion of a villain's most horrific acts in their history, but the premise remains the same.

Where possible, a poll will be included to vote upon said character's "dirtiest deed".

Please do remember that there are no wrong answers, this is all a matter of opinion. Since everyone has a different set of morals, please try and respect differences in people's own beliefs.

Previous Dirty Deeds Features:
#1- Dark Beast (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=7127725#post7127725)
#2- Mastermind (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=7146655#post7146655)
#3- Colossus (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=229287)
#4- Donald Pierce (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=229784)
#5- Feral (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=230381&page=5)
#6- Pyro (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=230895)
#7- Juggernaut (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=231579 )
#8- Sunfire (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=232010 )
#9- Havok (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=232508)
#10- Emma Frost (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=232859)
#11- Rogue (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=233485)
#12- Sage (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=233799)
#13- Spiral (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=234401)
#14- Marrow (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=234789)
#15- Cameron Hodge (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=235473)
#16-Magik (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=236153)
#17- Empath (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=236552)
#18- Jean Grey (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=237110)
#19- Pete Wisdom (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=237681)
#20- Reverend Stryker (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=238243)
#21- Sunspot (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=239039)
#22- Arcade (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=239518)
#23- Gambit (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=240015)
#24- Aurora (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=240581)
#25- Mystique ( http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=241282)
#26- Monet St. Croix (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=248195)
#27- Scalphunter (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=248740)
#28- Angel ( http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=249638)
#29- Toad (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=250414)
#30- Sebastian Shaw (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=251215)
#31- Nightcrawler (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=252069)
#32- Warpath (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=252985)
#33- Blob (http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?t=253491)

I’m going to forgo a big introduction, as this should come as little surprise to anyone… in honor of it being her own theme week anyway here on CBR’s X-Books Forum, the thirty-fourth edition of Dirty Deeds will go ahead and check up on that purple-thonged wonder known as…


Elizabeth Gloriana Braddock…
Psylocke!!!!
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/1/14/Psylocke_099.jpg

So what is Psylocke’s Dirtiest Deed?


- Committing the act of reckless driving, without a license, while underage? (revealed in Uncanny X-Men #256)

- Trying to join the Hellfire Club, to steal secrets from it for S.T.R.I.K.E.? (revealed in X-Treme X-Men #3)

- Using her telepathic powers to kill Kaptain Briton? (Captain Britain (vol. 2) #7)

- Refusing to listen to her brother, and defying him by keeping the Warpies at Braddock Manor? (Captain Britain (vol. 2) #8)

- Using her telepathy to “see” by using the minds of people around her, to see what they saw, without their permission? (Captain Britain (vol. 2) #14)

- Hitting on an under-age Doug Ramsey? (Uncanny X-Men Annual (vol. 1) #10)

- Not telling the X-Men that her bionic eyes could be used as cameras to spy on them, after learning this fact herself? (Uncanny X-Men Annual (vol. 1) #10)

- Telepathically tricking Rogue into flying headlong into a cliff face? (Uncanny X-Men #217)

- Stealing, then needlessly destroying a delivery truck by crashing it right into Juggernaut? (Uncanny X-Men #218)

- Attempting to Erase Havok’s memory, without his permission, to try and keep the X-Men’s plan to go underground secret from him? (Uncanny X-Men #219)

- Suggesting to to the X-Men that they kill Havok to keep their decision to go underground secret, when his mind was protected from her memory wipe by psi-shields set up by Professor Xavier? (Uncanny X-Men #219)

- Psionically blasting Rogue, then going to take a bath with skin contact with the subconscious Carol Danvers personality that awoke? (Uncanny X-Men #239)

- Posing naked for Colossus? (Uncanny X-Men #240)

- Kissing Havok as a distraction, as she telepathically forced him to enter the Siege Perilous? (Uncanny X-Men #251 )

- While working as an assassin for the Hand, stabbing Wolverine in the brain with her psychic knife? (Uncanny X-Men #257)

- Not calling her brother, Captain Britain, to tell her she wasn’t actually dead, and having to be prodded to do so? (Uncanny X-Men #258-273)

- Getting heavily intoxicated with Wolverine? (revealed in X-Men Unlimited (vol. 1) #47)

- Telepathically forcing Chrome to fly head first into a wall? (X-Men (vol.2) #1)

- Blatantly hitting on Cyclops while he was married to Jean Grey, eventually kissing him in the Blackbird Hangar? (Uncanny X-Men #294, X-Men (vol. 2) #8,12,17,20)

- Stabbing a Russian child in the head with her psi-knife? (X-Men (vol. 2) #19)

- When asked by Jean Grey if she was having an affair with Cyclops, answering by stabbing her in the head with her psi-blade? (X-Men (vol. 2) #20)

- Causing Warren Worthington III’s sports car to crash? (X-Men (vol. 2) #31)

-Reading Gambit’s mind while he was in a coma, without his permission? (Uncanny X-Men #324)

- After reading Gambit’s mind while he was in a coma, and learning of his involvement in the “Mutant Massacre”, not telling any of the other X-Men, including her own boyfriend, Archangel, who was one of its victims? (Uncanny X-Men #324-350)

- Openly flirting with Tony Stark in front of Archangel at a Hellfire Club function she attended? (X-Men (vol. 2) #73)

- Openly flirting with Thunderbird III, while dating Archangel? (X-Men (vol. 2) #106, 109)

- Insulting Sage for pointing out she was unable to pick up a dime with her telekinesis? (X-Men (vol. 2) #103)

- Attacking Bishop for not telling anyone while she approached him in Dreamtime, after her death at Vargas’ hands? (Uncanny X-Men #455)

- Punching R’Chel, the Saurian version of Rachel Summers, off a cliff? (Uncanny X-Men #457)

- Upon being protected by the Scarlet Witch’s spell by being transported to the “White Hot Room”, referring to the Phoenix as “that bloody bird”? (Uncanny X-Men #462)

- Kicking Cannonball in the solar plexus after he asked her for a kiss? (Uncanny X-Men #466)

- Teasing the O.N.E. guards by doing calisthenics in front of them in short shorts? (Uncanny X-Men #470)

- Impaling Sabretooth from Earth-295 with a katana upon first seeing him? (Exiles #90)

- Flashing a crowd of bystanders with only onomatopoeia to cover up an unmentionables while she fought Rouge Mort in a particularly short skirt? (X-Men: Die By the Sword #2)

- Assassinating members of the Purifers with Wolverine's X-Force? (Fear Itself: X-Force #1-3)

- Making a deal with a demon to save Fantomex? (Uncanny X-Force #23)

- Killing her own brother, Jamie Braddock? (Uncanny X-Force #24)

- Trying to commit seppuku? (Uncanny X-Force #28-29)



She’s been a British Lady, a secret agent, a body-swapped Asian assassin, and of course, an adrenaline junkie X-Woman with a katana out to kick ass, take names, and break hearts. Gives us a lot to work with… So vote now for what you think is the worst of Psylocke’s Dirty Deeds!

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[AcesX1X]

she is also obsessed with murdering her brothers, but it is understandable if you did not include this in her list of dirty deeds.

[psychic_therapy]

I went with attempting to erase Havok's mind and all. I voted for more than one but that was my favorite.

[Psycwave]

None of Psylocke's deeds are "dirty" They are utterly necessary. Well except hitting on Doug Ramsey and flirting with Scott. So those get my vote. Still Psylocke is wonderful!!!!!!!

[eurazn]

- Punching R’Chel, the Saurian version of Rachel Summers, off a cliff? (Uncanny X-Men #457)

- Upon being protected by the Scarlet Witch’s spell by being transported to the “White Hot Room”, referring to the Phoenix as “that bloody bird”? (Uncanny X-Men #462)

Dirty deeds? Those were the best two things she's done in years! :biggrin:

[Joe Acro]

The attempted mind wipe and killing of Havok seems noticeably more villainous than anything else on that list.

[Raptor]

I picked seducing Cyclops, then the catfight with Jean. Mainly because I don't dig that sort of behavior.

Though part of me has to envy Scott.

[Beni]

The killing thing makes it easy for me to decide.

[nightw1ng]

actually, Scott and Jean weren't even engaged, much less married, when Psylocke tried to seduce him. that rough patch caused Scott to go to Alaska for awhile to think things over (running away, as usual, from his emotional problems), but when he got back, he reaffirmed his love for jean and they eventually got engaged.

[eurazn]

I picked seducing Cyclops, then the catfight with Jean. Mainly because I don't dig that sort of behavior.

Though part of me has to envy Scott.


actually, Scott and Jean weren't even engaged, much less married, when Psylocke tried to seduce him. that rough patch caused Scott to go to Alaska for awhile to think things over (running away, as usual, from his emotional problems), but when he got back, he reaffirmed his love for jean and they eventually got engaged.

lol, I love how trying to steal someone's man ranks as more nefarious than trying to kill a fellow hero! :biggrin:

[metalgorgomon]

lol, I love how trying to steal someone's man ranks as more nefarious than trying to kill a fellow hero! :biggrin:

Maybe cause it happened in arguably the most popular era of the X-Men. Most people still remember it and it kinda stick with her like a bad smell..

[worstblogever]

she is also obsessed with murdering her brothers, but it is understandable if you did not include this in her list of dirty deeds.

Eh, a lot of those images flash in her head when she deals with her hand brainwashing, though, or is under the influence of some dominating force or telepath.

And I wouldn't say "obsessed", since she's never really made it a point of hunting them down and killing them. :wink:


Dirty deeds? Those were the best two things she's done in years! :biggrin:

I just figured I'd give Rachel fans a chance to take Betsy to task for what some would consider blasphemy. You know, both of them. :wink:

[Raptor]

Reading the threads and posts thus far. I think Prof. X needs one of these soon!

[Raptor]

Reading the threads and posts thus far. I think Prof. X needs one of these soon!

[worstblogever]

Reading the threads and posts thus far. I think Prof. X needs one of these soon!

He's one of the people I'm saving for a rainy day. Although, Mike Carey's doing a great job of reminding us of Xavier's jerk ass moments as is for the time being.

I'm really looking forward to the next edition. It's going to be one of the hardest yet to research, but I think it'll make everyone stand up to give the guy involved the raspberry, so to speak.

[Psycwave]

Havok had it coming. Betsy tried to get the boy away in the best way she knew possible. When he wanted to be a little piss ant and stick around she knew he was off. He had to be put down. Although they did make the right decision in not doing it but still.

[Psycwave]

Also her thong going so far into her anus is also major FAIL.

[.LuckyStar.]

Attempting to erase Havok's memory, and when it didn't work, suggesting the X-Men kill him!

But that was one of her finest moments, she was softned after her ninjafication!

[Lester C.]

Wasn’t there an issue when Xavier was in a coma and she was going to pull the plug on him but was interrupted at the last minute?

[Anon_me]

Wasn’t there an issue when Xavier was in a coma and she was going to pull the plug on him but was interrupted at the last minute?

X-cutioner's Song. She was going jab him with her psychic knife when it looked like there was no way of saving him from the TO-virus (even though Moria was right there on the screen and probably would have seen her).

[MartinRedmond]

actually, Scott and Jean weren't even engaged, much less married, when Psylocke tried to seduce him. that rough patch caused Scott to go to Alaska for awhile to think things over (running away, as usual, from his emotional problems), but when he got back, he reaffirmed his love for jean and they eventually got engaged.

Exactly, Psylocke was just playing the field. She knows what she wants. It was for Scott and Jean's own good and it gave Grant Morrison a plot to rehash. Betsy thinks of everything, far in advance.

[Holacik]

- Suggesting to to the X-Men that they kill Havok to keep their decision to go underground secret, when his mind was protected from her memory wipe by psi-shields set up by Professor Xavier? (Uncanny X-Men #219)

Messing with my boy Havok, wins it everytime.

[The Thunderbird]

- Upon being protected by the Scarlet Witch’s spell by being transported to the “White Hot Room”, referring to the Phoenix as “that bloody bird”? (Uncanny X-Men #462)

LOL, I agree with her there.

[slicer666]

Exactly, Psylocke was just playing the field. She knows what she wants. It was for Scott and Jean's own good and it gave Grant Morrison a plot to rehash. Betsy thinks of everything, far in advance.

That's just one of the reasons I just LOVE her :biggrin:

Btw, Grant Morrison is digging that up? where's this??

[peopleofpaper]

That's just one of the reasons I just LOVE her :biggrin:

Btw, Grant Morrison is digging that up? where's this??

I think they mean he used Emma instead of Betsy but used the same situation. Emma is like the new old Psylocke in a lot of ways.

[slicer666]

I think they mean he used Emma instead of Betsy but used the same situation. Emma is like the new old Psylocke in a lot of ways.

Well, that should be an interesting reading anyway. Grant Morrison plus my fav love triangle of the 90's. It can't be bad.

[Perfection/Emma 2]

Psylocke without Rachel is a dirty deed

[slicer666]

Psylocke is the x-men equivalent of Angelina Jolie. :tongue:

[Psychic Illusion]

Seducing cyke and catfighting with red.

That was the turning point in liza's career for the worst. I could kill fabian for that.

[slicer666]

Seducing cyke and catfighting with red.

That was the turning point in liza's career for the worst. I could kill fabian for that.

I think she got pretty more interesting after that...

[Daniel Mengsk]

Dirty Deeds?

LOL I would call this Psylocke's Proudest Moments List. :biggrin:

[jarrod]

Hitting on Cyke was purely Slutty Kwannon's fault/influence. It's canon.

I voted "Other" aka thongkini.

[slicer666]

Hitting on Cyke was purely Slutty Kwannon's fault/influence. It's canon.

I voted "Other" aka thongkini.

Can't agree with the slutty thing. Why every woman full aware of her sexuality must be awarded the "whore" badge? Kwannon's influence or not, she was very interesting that way.

[jarrod]

Can't agree with the slutty thing. Why every woman full aware of her sexuality must be awarded the "whore" badge? Kwannon's influence or not, she was very interesting that way.
Kwannon was sleeping with her boss. That makes her a SLUT.

Her skank influence almost made Betts do the same. :(

[coveredinbees]

I would love Betsy and Xavier.

[jarrod]

I would love Betsy and Xavier.
They're not that far in age. And they're both on their 3rd body now, right?

[coveredinbees]

They're not that far in age. And they're both on their 3rd body now, right?
Magneto's around there, too.

[jarrod]

Magneto's around there, too.
Also, Emma Frost. 4-way?

[coveredinbees]

Also, Emma Frost. 4-way?
Jean will be furious watching from her room.

[Psychic Illusion]

Then that would mean jean is also not that far in age as prof as well considering her and liza are the same age (1956).

[slicer666]

lol, this topic is getting nasty...


Kwannon was sleeping with her boss. That makes her a SLUT.

Her skank influence almost made Betts do the same. :(

The "skank influence" in question turned betts into a very powerful woman nonetheless. Kwannon, just a secondary character, MAY BE a slut (seems like a hasty judgement, but, what the heck, blame the writers for that), but Betts + Kwannon got interesting I think. Cyke, "the mighty leader", is nothing more than a confused teenager in front of her, and that's funny :biggrin:

[jarrod]

Then that would mean jean is also not that far in age as prof as well considering her and liza are the same age (1956).
Betsy's older than Jean (and the O5). Don't use dates, use relative ages.

Hank was wanking to Betsy's centerfolds when he was still in highschool, and he's a year older than Jean. Betsy was a model after she got her psych degree too iirc. I'm guessing she's a good 4-5 years older than Jean at least.