I wish...

[Tages]

We could go back to the glory days of the Joel Schumacher Batman.

Anyone agree?

[DoctorDoom]

Care to elaborate?

[StoneGold]

I wish I wish I didn't eat that fish.

[Michael P]

We could go back to the glory days of the Joel Schumacher Batman.

Anyone agree?

Not really. Aside from the obvious, back then I was a pompous little twit with bad acne who needed to get laid in the worst way.

[StoneGold]

Not really. Aside from the obvious, back then I was a pompous little twit with bad acne who needed to get laid in the worst way.

You're feeding me the set up line, aren't you?


"So you're saying we're still in the glory days?"

[Radioactive Zombie]

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[Michael P]

You're feeding me the set up line, aren't you?


"So you're saying we're still in the glory days?"

Nah, my skin's cleaned up. Also I've gotten taller.

[howyadoin]

I wish I was a spaceman, the fastest guy alive.

[darkhanamaru]

I wish i was in London but that is just a matter of time

[Tages]

No! Why are you discussing this topic in a reserved and non-confrontational manner?

I want controversy! Outrage! I am on the Internet and I am saying something stupid! This means you ought to be furious!

[darkhanamaru]

No! Why are you discussing this topic in a reserved and non-confrontational manner?

I want controversy! Outrage! I am on the Internet and I am saying something stupid! This means you ought to be furious!

I wish people who need a break from Reno not take their rage out in threads about Batman on the Internet...




















:wink: love u tagie

[StoneGold]

No! Why are you discussing this topic in a reserved and non-confrontational manner?

I want controversy! Outrage! I am on the Internet and I am saying something stupid! This means you ought to be furious!

You probably should have picked a slightly more believable topic sentence, then.

[Joe Acro]

We could go back to the glory days of the Joel Schumacher Batman.
That would be Batman Forever, right?

He doesn't really have Batman glory days beyond that.

[StoneGold]

That would be Batman Forever, right?

He doesn't really have Batman glory days beyond that.

Which actually kind of was a glory day. People at the time were happy that Batman wasn't quite so grrr, and there weren't any clowns or jetpacked penguins.

[Sir Tim Drake]

...I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

And I can't believe I was the first one to make that joke. Shame on you all.

[StoneGold]

...I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

And I can't believe I was the first one to make that joke. Shame on you all.

Because I've moved past Skee-lo?


I did go with a Simpsons reference, though. Even if I knew I instantly blew the line. Kill, not eat.

[Tages]

You probably should have picked a slightly more believable topic sentence, then.

This actually began as a prank played on Yours Truly by a tremendously bored and not terribly imaginative roommate. I decided to run with it.

[StoneGold]

This actually began as a prank played on Yours Truly by a tremendously bored and not terribly imaginative roommate. I decided to run with it.

Yeah, that's pretty weak as pranks go. I'd have gone with having you say that you need to get your feelings out there now before it's too late, and tell Cronin to leave Merey for you.

[Paradox]

So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
blue skies from pain.
Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have you found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here.

[DoctorDoom]

No! Why are you discussing this topic in a reserved and non-confrontational manner?

I want controversy! Outrage! I am on the Internet and I am saying something stupid! This means you ought to be furious!
Fine.

You're so greasy you use bacon as a band-aid.

Oh wait, that's me.

[StoneGold]

Fine.

You're so greasy you use bacon as a band-aid.

Oh wait, that's me.

Heh, that's like Bloodshot in the Acclaim days. He had a nanite-powered healing factor, but he needed raw material to make it work, so if he got shot up, he'd go to the market and stuff the wound with meat.

[Justin D.]

Because I've moved past Skee-lo?

Seriously, no one moves past Skee-Lo. They only move along with him.

[Chris N]

I wish all pizza tasted like Dominoes

[fireSTRIKE!]

We could go back to the glory days of the Joel Schumacher Batman.

Anyone agree?

:eek:... Someone kill this man... lol...j/k...

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[Valmore]

I wish all pizza tasted like Dominoes

Why do you hate pizza? And humanity?

[StoneGold]

Annnnnnd now I've adblocked it on my work computer.

[Tadhg]

We could go back to the glory days of the Joel Schumacher Batman.

Anyone agree?

I thought I was the only one.