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Flying Saucers Over Oz

01-06-2009, 06:06 PM

Using my semi-awesome mediumistic abilities, I shall channel the spirit of Helen Keller to answer any question put before me.

Who's first?

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01-06-2009, 06:09 PM

Using my semi-awesome mediumistic abilities, I shall channel the spirit of Helen Keller to answer any question put before me.

Who's first?

Where do I start?
Does my hair look okay?
Did you hear the Latest Smashing Pumpkins album?

(This Is soo Tasteless)

BnL

01-06-2009, 06:10 PM

Are those jokes about your parents rearranging the furniture to punish you based on real events?

Tobias March

01-06-2009, 06:12 PM

Where do I start?
Does my hair look okay?
Did you hear the Latest Smashing Pumpkins album?

(This Is soo Tasteless)

You went there. I couldn't :wink:

Flying Saucers Over Oz

01-06-2009, 06:15 PM

Ahem...

WHAT??? WHAT'D YA SAY??? DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING??? WHAT'D YA SAY??? DID YA SAY SOMETHING???

(Applause sign goes up)

bert

01-06-2009, 07:09 PM

poor taste.

TomStillwell

01-06-2009, 07:12 PM

poor taste.

I totally agree.

Infra-Man

01-07-2009, 06:54 AM

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/kellerquestion.jpg

Justin D.

01-07-2009, 12:32 PM

poor taste.

I totally agree.

Poor taste, schmoor taste. The correct answer to any question answered by Helen Keller would be the following.

" . . . "

MartinRedmond

01-07-2009, 12:56 PM

I had a children's book about her that I loved, I can't remember a thing about it though. Tell her I said hi.

Lester C.

01-07-2009, 05:03 PM

poor taste.

So were his last two threads the first of which I'm ashamed to admit I participated in. If someone can explain why making fun of the profoundly handicapped is funny I'm all ear.

Infra-Man

01-07-2009, 05:51 PM

...I'm all ear.

So was Van Gogh.

Awakka wakka wakka

dragonbat

01-07-2009, 09:35 PM

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/kellerquestion.jpg

What am I looking at? I'm looking at a question in Braille... which is weird, seeing as I should be touching it, rather than looking at it, no?

Cam63

01-08-2009, 12:53 AM

Helen says, " Uhck ooo. "

Agent Helix

01-08-2009, 06:07 AM

This isn't funny.

I mean, it'd be funny if somebody put gloves on her and then she was all like OH NO I'M ILLITERATE TOO!

That'd be funny.

Alan Lynch

01-08-2009, 06:33 AM

It's really not funny how hard I had to concentrate to get that gloves joke.

Agent Helix

01-08-2009, 06:43 AM

See, it's because I'm so highbrow.