Flying Saucers Over Oz
12-17-2008, 05:08 PM
Saw this on a kiosk for chewing tobacco at a gas station this morning and have been pondering it ever since. I'll admit, I've never gone duck-hunting in Stuttgart, Arkansas, or anywhere else for that matter, nor would I really be able to afford the trip. Then again, it's never occurred to me to aspire to do so.
Then again, I'm hardly au courant with the duck-hunting crowd. Maybe Stuttgart, Arkansas is to duck-hunters what New Orleans is to haute cruisine. I mean, it certainly sounds like a charming place...
As it happens, I don't chew tobacco, so it's really not relevant to me anyway. But, to be honest, if I won the duck-hunting trip to Stuttgart, Arkansas, I think I'd just see if I could get the cash equivilent instead. It'd probably cover my electric bill, at least...
Then again, I'm hardly au courant with the duck-hunting crowd. Maybe Stuttgart, Arkansas is to duck-hunters what New Orleans is to haute cruisine. I mean, it certainly sounds like a charming place...
As it happens, I don't chew tobacco, so it's really not relevant to me anyway. But, to be honest, if I won the duck-hunting trip to Stuttgart, Arkansas, I think I'd just see if I could get the cash equivilent instead. It'd probably cover my electric bill, at least...