Kitties Vs. Monkeys!

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

You Must Choose!

[Bo Bo]

Monkeys hands down.

Cute kitty pictures are vile filthy dirty things! :tongue:

[BnL]

We talkin' cuteness contest, or fight to the death?

Or perhaps foot race?

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Which do you prefer?

Now CHOOSE!

[tangentman]

Kitties are soft, cuddly, and groom themselves--but hell in a fight.

Monkeys fling poo.


Hands down, Kitties for the win!

[Infra-Man]

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/monkey_sword_fight.jpg

[scout1279]

Monkeys, because they're funnier and have prehensile tails. If it was puppies vs. monkeys, then there'd be a contest.

[Spiffy]

If the choice is about who gets sacrificed... then Kitties.

If the choice is about which is "better", then Monkeys, I guess.

I agree that Puppies would majorly skew these results. Duckies? Not so much. Unless, again, its the "which do you want to kill" question. Everyone loves to kill Duckies.


Monkeys fling poo.
You say that like its a negative. It isn't, if you can get them to fling poo at the "right" people.

[Cam63]

Kittens with projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhoea are still cuter than a monkey.

[scout1279]

If the choice is about who gets sacrificed... then Kitties.

If the choice is about which is "better", then Monkeys, I guess.

I agree that Puppies would majorly skew these results. Duckies? Not so much. Unless, again, its the "which do you want to kill" question. Everyone loves to kill Duckies.

Marvel Girl and I are outraged.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i130/scout1279/TheMentalMightofMarvelGirl.jpg

[Tetsuo_man]

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/contact/animal/animal_14.gif

Take that monkeys!

[hellokittykat]

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/contact/animal/animal_14.gif

Take that monkeys!

Hahaha!! :biggrin:

[Infra-Man]

Pirate monkey robot is not pleased with the current poll results.

http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/rmp_preview.gif

[Alan Lynch]

How are cats winning this? They're evil, horrible little things. Monkeys all the way. I'd take monkeys over most people if you asked.

[Sean Walsh]

KITTIES!

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/8/3/983ba763d79b33acd1666f2d6e26364a.gif

[Cam63]

I'll raise you one of our baby Australian pettin' zoos.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/shark2BAR1303_800x569.jpg

AWWWWWW.... Whosie widdle cutie ? You is ! Yes...yoooou is !

[scout1279]

You should warn people before you post pictures of sharks. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

[Spiffy]

How are cats winning this? They're evil, horrible little things. Monkeys all the way. I'd take monkeys over most people if you asked.
Monkeys ALSO have the benefit of being our close evolutionary cousins. Our fellow hominids.

Kitties? Feh. They're mammals. So what? Every Tom, Dick and Hairy is a mammal!

[Cam63]

You should warn people before you post pictures of sharks. Now I'm going to have nightmares.

What shark ?

[Puma]

http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/kitten.jpg

[Alan Lynch]

Monkeys ALSO have the benefit of being our close evolutionary cousins. Our fellow hominids.

Kitties? Feh. They're mammals. So what? Every Tom, Dick and Hairy is a mammal!
Damn right. Nobody ever thought that 1000 cats could write a play either.

[Major Comma]

How about hybrids?
Kittie Monkeys?

[Alan Lynch]

How about hybrids?
Kittie Monkeys?
There shall be no dilution of the monkey gene.

[Shisho]

*lip tremble*

I...I have to choose? *sniff*

But what will happen to these guys?

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/News/AnimalPhotos/Animals_71-80/monkey_cat.htm

I refuse to participate in your brutal bloodsport, you heartless beasts! :wink:

[mcgaffer]

Monkeys. You can throw monkeys into any conversation and it's always funny.

[scout1279]

*lip tremble*

I...I have to choose? *sniff*

But what will happen to these guys?

http://www.animalliberationfront.com/News/AnimalPhotos/Animals_71-80/monkey_cat.htm

I refuse to participate in your brutal bloodsport, you heartless beasts! :wink:
That is unbearably cute.


Monkeys. You can throw monkeys into any conversation and it's always funny.
It's scientific fact that monkeys make everything 35% funnier, and they improve overall quality by about 15%. This is why it's so important to maintain a distinction between monkeys and apes, since those figures don't hold up for apes (and talking apes are a whole other matter).

[Bob Violence]

Kitties can be handled with one of those water spraying things. Monkeys? They're unstoppable poo-flinging machines!

[Alan Lynch]

Monkeys. You can throw monkeys into any conversation and it's always funny.
Truth. Monkeys are nature's midgets.

That is unbearably cute.


It's scientific fact that monkeys make everything 35% funnier, and they improve overall quality by about 15%. This is why it's so important to maintain a distinction between monkeys and apes, since those figures don't hold up for apes (and talking apes are a whole other matter).
I'm disappointed they didn't test for chimps acting like people. (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzEBLa3PPk)

[Sean Walsh]

I'm more impressed by cats, honestly.

They just automatically know to bury their crap in a box of sandy litter.

My cat did that when we first got her.

WHO TOLD HER TO DO THAT?!? I didn't! Mom didn't! She just knew!!!

[Infra-Man]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png

[Spiffy]

Yay! People have come to their senses and Monkeys have made their (rightful) comeback in the voting!

Monkeys rule! Well, actually WE rule, but Monkeys are our devoted slaves. Kitties on the other hand? Too independent.

[The Zapper]

Cats are far superior to monkeys. Go Kitties!

[tangentman]

Go, Team Pussy, GO!!

[Cam63]

Mow ?.......

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

http://www.funnyville.com/funny-pictures/kitten.jpg


Yay! Another reason to do it!

[Cam63]

All those Americans... Murderers !

[Bob Violence]

All those Americans... Murderers !
Oh, like you guys never spank the monkey!

[Cam63]

No... We're more disciplined.

[hellokittykat]

How about hybrids?
Kittie Monkeys?

That is an affront to God and Nature! :eek:

[Tyr]

You Must Choose!

Damn you for making me choose! :mad:

Like Laura, I think everything is much more fun with monkeys but....

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8610/jupicn5.jpg

http://static1.animepaper.net/upload/thumbs/scans/Darkstalkers/%5Bsmall%5D%5BAnimePaper%5Dscans_Darkstalkers_cale bjoe__THISRES__112065.jpg

....I can't resist I must vote for cats.

[Cam63]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/8610/jupicn5.jpg

Ju-On Kitty !

[shrike]

I can't vote I've owned both and they each have their charms. :)

[Cam63]

A kitten never worked for the Nazis, though.

[Alan Lynch]

A kitten never worked for the Nazis, though.
That monkey doing the salute was pretty cute though. Cats would mean it.

[Infra-Man]

A kitten never worked for the Nazis, though.

A monkey would never work for Blofeld
http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo172/hvigilla/blofeld3ad.jpg

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Go, Monkeys, Go!

[Bob Violence]

Studies have shown that , given enough time, a bunch of monkeys at a keyboard will write "Hamlet".
Kitties, on the other hand will write "Titus Andronicus".

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Studies have shown that , given enough time, a bunch of monkeys at a keyboard will write "Hamlet".
Kitties, on the other hand will write "Titus Andronicus".

Ferrets, on the other hand, will write a fair to middlin' episode of 'Facts Of Life'.

[Alan Lynch]

All these new votes for monkeys, yet the poll is deadlocked. Fix!

[scout1279]

Ferrets, on the other hand, will write a fair to middlin' episode of 'Facts Of Life'.

And possums would write an episode from that season with George Clooney.

[FalconX2000]

Huzzah! I have tipped the scales back in favour of the kitties.:biggrin:

[Flying Saucers Over Oz]

Of all the polls I've done, this is the one that's gotten the most votes.

Not sure if that's disturbing or just horrifying...

[oddballuk]

Kitties bury, Monkeys fling.

Kitties win!

[Tyr]

Studies have shown that , given enough time, a bunch of monkeys at a keyboard will write "Hamlet".
Kitties, on the other hand will write "Titus Andronicus".

So Kitties will write lesser known plays....can Felicia at least dance and sing to it?

[Spiffy]

Of all the polls I've done, this is the one that's gotten the most votes.

Not sure if that's disturbing or just horrifying...
Space Pirates vs. Ninja Zombies is always good for a few laughs. You could try that.

[scout1279]

How are kitties so far in the lead?! That's just crazy.


Space Pirates vs. Ninja Zombies is always good for a few laughs. You could try that.
OR

Cavemen vs. Astronauts, weapons to be determined

[a. non]

http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/7720/monkeypn4.jpg

vs

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa44/amluv-bucket/kat1.jpg

I thought the Universe had safeguards to prevent this paradox :confused::frown:

[tangentman]

Monkeys pick nits....

Kitties tastefully groom...

Kitties FTW.

BRING IT HOME, TEAM PUSSY!!

[Cam63]

We need a cheer squad.

[Mermaid]

Kitties! Yeah Bay Bee!

[Cam63]

Kitties! Yeah Bay Bee!

Nice sweater.

[section 8]

You Must Choose!

for dinner?:confused:

[Mermaid]

Nice sweater.


Thanks >.>

[section 8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T75s2RBQhSM

[Lester C.]

Kitties are represented by Hello Kitty Kat. Monkeys are represented by Monkey Boy. Womever wins we all lose.:mad:

[Tyr]

for dinner?:confused:

You know, in some countries monkey brains are considered quite a delicacy. They eat them while the monkey is still alive, or so I've been told.