D is for December 2008! The Super Duper D-List Month thread! [Archive] - Page 5

Jack Flash

03-30-2009, 02:49 PM

Adam X-Treme
Real Name: Adam Neramani
First appearance: X-Force Annual #2
Most recent appearance: Captain Marvel (Vol 2) #3
Powers: Adam has the ability to “Flash Fry” someone or “burn” their blood once it’s been oxygenated. He creates this oxygenation by cutting his opponent, even a simple scratch can bring down the strongest foe. His half Shi’ar biology also grants him enhanced agility and reflexes. He’s also a fashion consultant.
Status: Missing in Action
Creator: Fabian Nicieza

http://tawmis.com/xtreme/xtreme17.jpg

Bio
Adam Neramani is the elusive third Summer’s Brother. With the introduction of Vulcan, he may actually now be the fourth Summer’s brother. Adam was born from the rape of Katherine Summers by D’Ken, the evil Shi’ar Emperor. Although Vulcan’s introduction clouds these waters, there is enough supporting evidence for Adam X to still be considered a Summer’s family member. After his mother was murdered by D’Ken, Little Adam was ferreted away from D’Ken’s clutches to live his life on a farm on some Alien fringe planet. When he was old enough, he set out in search for answers about his origin. This led him to crash landing on Earth. He quickly began working for Martin Strong and Strong Industries as a hired gun in their quest to cure mutants. It wasn’t long before he had a run in with X-Force and turned on his employer when he realized the harm that Strong Industries was doing to mutants. It was here where he began to date Michelle Balters, AKA Neurotap and they both declined to join X-Force. They somehow strangely remained employees of Strong Industries, hoping to create change from within the company. Adam’s relationship with Michelle ended when she was blackmailed by Martin Strong. Michelle betrayed Adam when her parent’s lives were threatened. Adam and X-Force took down StrongHOLD for good, but the relationship didn’t survive the betrayal.

He next was seen as a captive of Murderworld and Arcade. There he was forced to battle Shatterstar at the behest of Mr. Sinister and Major Domo. Mr. Sinister was testing him, likely due to his Summer’s bloodline.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Xforce30.jpg/200px-Xforce30.jpg

He’s next seen saving Phillip Summers from a plane crash in Alaska. He uses his powers to heat up the man’s blood and keep him alive during a blizzard. At the hospital he meets Jean Grey and Scott Summers, although the connection of blood isn’t quite established, we do see Erik the Red and Mr. Sinister together observing the meeting.

http://www.comicbookdb.com/graphics/comic_graphics/5339_20070424194244_char.jpg

Adam took his leave of Earth at that point and is next seen in the company of Genis Mar Vell. There they fight and then team up against Erik the Red. During the battle, Erik confirms that Adam is the legitimate heir to the Shi’ar throne. Which solidifies the D’Ken connection permanently.

http://tawmis.com/xtreme/xtreme21.jpg

Did you know?: Adam’s hair and outfit have been universally attacked by fanboys across the globe, but the real reason he hasn’t been used in over a decade is that Joe Q thinks his name “X-Treme” would be confusing for fans of the title “X-Treme X-Men” which was cancelled a billion years ago. For Real, let’s bring him back and make him a Guardian of the Galaxy!

Justin K.

05-05-2009, 09:13 PM

Negasonic Teenage Warhead

Real Name: Ellie Phimister
First appearance: New X-men #115
Most recent appearance: Dark Reign: The Cabal
Powers: Negasonic Teenage Warhead is known to be a telepath, as she was seen in Emma Frost's telepath class in Genosha before the massacre. Though this was an astral projection by Emma Frost, the projection of NTW was shown to dream events and have them come true, though whether or not she really had these abilities is unknown. She also has precognition as well.
Status: Deceased.
Creator: Grant Morrison.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/VisionofDeath.jpg

Bio:
Not much is known about Ellie, except she was a student in Emma Frost's class in Genosha during the Massacre caused by Cassandra Nova. While in class, she told Emma about having the same dream 50 times the previous night, about everyone dying. The class room appeared empty and eerie. Then everyone, the students, Ellie, and Emma, were engulfed in the flames of the Wild-Sentinel. After the Massacre, Emma was seen carrying her deceased body, with glass sticking out in all directions.

Much later, during Astonishing X-men, Emma had felt the guilt of surviving the Genosha massacre and a new Hellfire Club was formed, with NTW being apparently alive again. While the X-men were all being attacked by different members, Kitty Pryde confronted her and ever commented on her name, and NTW then said she dreamed Kitty phased away. Kitty then phased away. After the X-men were defeated, while Emma was planning, NTW was shown to be a bit immature towards Emma. When Emma tried to break into the container that held Cassandra Nova's body, or what was left of it, the security mechanisms activated and knocked Emma aside, NTW laughed at her and teased her.

Eventually, Cyclops shows up and shoots all the members of the New Hellfire Club, Negasonic Teenage Warhead being one of the members shot. As it turns out, the whole time, she was a mental projection and never did came back. The Hellfire NTW never existed.

To this day, Negasonic Teenage Warhead remains deceased.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/Negasonic.jpg

Did You Know?: Negasonic Teenage Warhead smells like soup and is known as the creepy girl with the ridiculously long codename.

worstblogever

05-06-2009, 01:45 AM

Fact: Negasonic Teenage Warhead is named after a song by the heavy metal band, Monster Magnet.

So presumably, she's a fan of theirs.

Blind pugh

05-06-2009, 08:38 AM

Mandrill's the same category as Adam-X?
That makes me sad

Aguja

05-06-2009, 10:01 AM

I <3 this thread. As an avid D-list lover this will be my sanctuary. So many favorites are on this list.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead loses major points though for her shitaeous name.

Jack Flash

05-06-2009, 12:43 PM

Great job on Negasonic Teenage Warhead Justin! I always thought she was in a telepath course cuz her precog powers classified her as a "Psi" but it would be cool if she was both a Telepath and a Pre-Cog! I also love the Big Girl in the back ground! AND the big brained girl too!

Home made ectoplasm

05-06-2009, 12:47 PM

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/VisionofDeath.jpg

Is that Dust in the background? Did she survive the attack by turning dusty?

Justin K.

05-06-2009, 01:00 PM

Fact: Negasonic Teenage Warhead is named after a song by the heavy metal band, Monster Magnet.

So presumably, she's a fan of theirs.

I was gonna do that, but i thought I'd share her smelling like soup instead.
I never knew she smelled like soup until Emma mentioned it.

I <3 this thread. As an avid D-list lover this will be my sanctuary. So many favorites are on this list.

Negasonic Teenage Warhead loses major points though for her shitaeous name.

She's just daring to be different.

Great job on Negasonic Teenage Warhead Justin! I always thought she was in a telepath course cuz her precog powers classified her as a "Psi" but it would be cool if she was both a Telepath and a Pre-Cog! I also love the Big Girl in the back ground! AND the big brained girl too!

Thanks, I would have done Big Girl and Big Brain if I knew their names

Is that Dust in the background? Did she survive the attack by turning dusty?

When I first read that, I thought so too
It's just another student, idk why Dust would be in a telepath class

Jack Flash

05-06-2009, 01:00 PM

Is that Dust in the background? Did she survive the attack by turning dusty?

Was that Slick in the background too?

Aguja

05-06-2009, 04:47 PM

OMG that big girl in the background <3 <3 <3

I wonder if Emma treated her like crap?

Aguja

05-09-2009, 05:55 PM

Chimera

Real Name: Unknown
First Apperance: Wolverine Vol 2 # 97
Most Recent Appearance: Uncanny X-Men # 509
Powers: Chimera generates ecto-plasmic bursts that take the form of dragons. Her dragons can strike both physically and psionically. As a result Chimera also has low-level telepathy.
Status: Member of the Sisterhood
Creator: Larry Hama & Adam Kubert

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C4.jpg

Bio

Chimera is an inter-dimensional pirate, with an unstable psyche. She has made a career out of plundering the space-time continuum for personal gain. To help her in her quest for inter-dimensional bounty, she is often accompanied by plasma wraiths, extremely strong beings with sharp claws and ravenous appetites, bound in black bandages.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C3.jpg

Chimera first appeared as an enemy of the X-Man Wolverine, when she was hired by Genesis (Cable's son). She was to aid in the capture of Wolverine so that his skeleton could once again be re-bound with adamantium. To do this Chimera worked closely with the Dark Riders. In their attempt to capture Wolverine, however, the Dark Riders were decimated. Chimera and Dirtnap were the only survivors.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C5.jpg

Chimera next appeared as an ally of Emplate, the scourge of the young mutants in Generation X. After a few brief appearances in Generation X, she disappeared once again. She recently resurfaced in Madripoor. While on a job she was approached by the villainous Red Queen, who recruited her into the Sisterhood with the promise that someone she loved would be resurrected from the dead for her services to the Sisterhood as a member of the Sisterhood Chimera is once again in conflict with Wolverine and the X-Men. Whether she will triumph this time is still uncertain.

Did you know?: The X-Men do not remember who Chimera is, and apparently neither do most fans.

Justin K.

05-09-2009, 07:01 PM

I wonder if Chimera and Red Queen would bond better if she stuck with her Bondage Outfit.
Then again, I don't think Maddy would like sharing the same costume as her (http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/25807/644852-uncanny_x_men_505_large.jpg)...

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/141325-110563-chimera_super.jpg

Azure

05-09-2009, 07:09 PM

I'd like for you to post some more pictures of Chimera, please, Aguja. I am on the cusp of greatly admiring her.

Aguja

05-09-2009, 08:24 PM

Sadly there aren't that many. Justin posted one of the better ones, here are a few others. I can't find any from her time in Gen X online :frown: I also have to say while I'm not a huge fan of his art, Land's re-design for her is wonderful <3 Her original perm was kind of a hot mess, but she still rocked it.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C6.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C9.jpg

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C7.gif

Justin K.

05-09-2009, 08:31 PM

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/C6.jpg

When I saw her mask, this came to mind:

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/movies/g/ghost_world/thumbnails/tn2_ghost_world_4.jpg

peopleofpaper

05-09-2009, 08:57 PM

Greg Land draws Chimera like that lady who played Callisto in Xena

Nyssane

05-09-2009, 10:09 PM

Greg Land draws Chimera like that lady who played Callisto in Xena

He does!

http://store.infinitecoolness.com/coolposters/personalities/xena/xenawarriorprincessposter008.jpg

Aguja

05-09-2009, 10:18 PM

Hudson Leick <3

Callisto like Chimera was also awesome.

Oh and I have to say after actually doing a bio for this thread, kudos to Jack Flash and everyone else who contributed bios. They aren't that easy to write up.

psycwave

06-05-2009, 10:37 AM

OMG we need Tyger Tiger and Lindsay McCabe bios ASAP. I will try and work on them!!

Jack Flash

07-16-2009, 09:26 AM

Artie
Real Name: Arthur “Artie” Maddicks
First appearance: X-Factor #2
Most recent appearance: Generation X #68
Powers: Artie has a wide variety of mental powers. He speaks via psionic pictograms, limited telepathy, mindlink powers, the ability to track/trace people he’s previously mindlinked with by following their telepathic signature, and the ability to mindlock opponents effectively paralyzing them. This mindlock power was easily disrupted if his concentration was lapsed.
Status: Allegedly Depowered.
Creator: Bob Layton and Butch Guice

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/229/84245-70670-artie_super.jpg

Bio
Artie made his way into comics when his mother passed away unexpectedly and he went to live with his estranged father, Dr. Carl Maddicks. Dr. Maddicks was a nefarious henchman for the Secret Empire and a former associate of Beast’s from the BRAND corporation. When he failed to steal Beast’s chemical formula, the same one that turned beast from hot to blue and furry, the Secret Empire tried to kill him. Dr. Maddicks turned over a new leaf and was working for a new Chemical company when, Artie an 11 year old mutie kiddo came into his custody. Artie had been rendered pink and mute when his mutation manifested. He also lost his hair and his skull became all sorts of bumpy.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/144580-25064-artie_super.jpg

Dr. Maddicks turned his full attention to finding the exact chemical process to reverse Artie’s mutation and “Cure” his mutantdom. When Maddicks’ attempts failed, he hired the supervillian named Tower to kidnap Beast and make him do it. Tower succeeded like a champ and the Kidnapped Beast began to reluctantly help Maddicks in his experiment. Beast felt sorry for poor Artie and was soon fully committed to reversing nature’s course. Beast and Dr. Maddicks collaborated and soon were able to concoct a cure. Beast was used as a guinea pig for the cure first and it turned him from Blue and Furry back to the hotness that he had previously been. The only draw back, was that it almost killed the X-man. When X-Factor came to rescue Beast, Dr. Maddicks had a hissy fit and worried that the Guards at his new job would hurt his Pink deformed son, he sent Artie off with X-Factor. The guards killed Dr. Maddicks after he pulled a gun on them. Artie experienced his dad’s death via mindlink. Poor little Artie.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/229/84246-115475-artie_super.jpg

X-Factor took Artie in and along with the other wards known as the X-Terminators. He became really close with fellow X-Terminator Rusty Collins. He even used his mindlink to track Rusty into the morlock tunnels. There he met the morlock named Annalee who became a surrogate mother to him. It was also in these tunnels that Artie met Leech, a morlock that was equally deformed looking and was about his age. Leech quickly became Artie’s BFF.

When the O5 members of X-Factor decided to ditch the kiddos for selfish boring reasons, Artie and Leech got placed in a special needs school named St. Simone’s Academy. There they met Taki Matsuya, AKA Wiz Kid. The three formed a great bond that would soon be tested by the Demon Crossover called Inferno! Demons kidnapped Artie and Leech to sacrifice them, but Taki got the X-Terminators together and they joined up with the New Mutants to save them. Once saved Artie went back to school along with Taki and Leech. They were rarely seen until Gene Nation abducted them and the X-men stepped in to free them. After their rescue Leech and Artie (bye Taki!) went to live with the Generation X kids at the Massachusetts Academy. There they lived in a Tree House in the Danger Grotto. Soon after relocating, their duo became a trio again, when Franklin Richards came to live with them since Onslaught had “killed” his parents. They formed a team named the “Daydreamers” and along with Howard The Duck and others went on numerous adventures together.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5586/540545-a2_super.jpg

Artie survived numerous events with the Generation X crew, but when Synch was killed, Emma disbanded the school and Artie and Leech were sent to live with the M Twins and Hollow/Penance to live in Monaco with M’s dad. Leech has been seen since numerous times and Hollow has as well, but Artie sadly hasn’t. He was rumored to be depowered on M-Day, but anyone who says such a thing is a dirty liar.

Did you know?: Artie and Leech are both adorable?

Nevets F

07-16-2009, 09:45 AM

Hot...I always liked Artie.

scouse mouse

08-16-2009, 01:14 PM

I got one. She is probably more Z list, has a tenuous link to muntantdom and has been usurped by a blue skinned inter dimensional interloper.
But I love her.
NOCTURNE:
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/noctursp.htm
Real Name: Angela Cairn
Abilities: Nocturne has wings enabling her to fly, and she can project her emotions into others. She can also draw the pain from others into herself, and accelerate the healing of another. She has sharp fingernails, and she can control her own hair, using it to grasp or ensnare objects or beings. She likely has enhanced human strength
I read her comics years ago and would love to see her again!
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/229/633262-1_super.jpg
Plus she is a mutate, she could move to San Fran and make some new friends!
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5586/486466-no4_super.jpg
Her outfit is tres sexy!
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5586/486465-no3_super.jpg

worstblogever

10-06-2009, 03:42 AM

Dr. Yurkio Takiguchi (aka Japanese Guy)

First Appearance: Godzilla #1
Last Appearance/Death: Uncanny X-Men #515, died of old age, a rarity in comics.
Powers: None. Just a damned good engineer and scientist.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/16281/318569-198627-dr-takiguchi_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/198627-dr-takiguchi/105-318569/)

A renowned Japanese scientist who was aboard the ship in 1956, who performed the underwater test that first revived Godzilla. While he did help design the bomb that Japan would test, he was opposed to actually using it, fearing the repercussions. Like say, a colossal lizard waking up and turning most of Tokyo into a parking lot by stomping on it and blasting it with atomic fire breath, or something. Godzilla would sink the ship he was on upon rising from the depths, and Dr. Takiguchi would be the only survivor. H would go on to co-design the Behemoth IV Helicarrier (the same one Amadeus Cho would later hijack), and the Red Ronin armor with the lovely scientist, Tamara Hashioka.

The good doctor realized Godzilla for what he/it truly was, a force of nature, and rather than try to kill the mega-lizard, he would most often try to subdue, or drive it away without harming it as a member of The Godzilla Squad. (http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/godzilsq.htm#Dr__Yuriko_Takiguchi).
The mystery of his "lost" son, Rob, remains that. All we know for sure is that his son was even more of a bleeding heart than Yuriko, who believed Godzilla was benevolent, and should not be harmed at all.

Anyway, years go by, and Beast at some point changed his mind about the Decimation being "unfixable" and decided to put together a group of virtually unknown, D-List scientists to help fix it again, or at the very least take pictures of him to post on "Icanhazcheezburgers.com". Dr. Takaguchi was the third person he sought out on this project, and upon arriving on the doctor's new home, Kunashir Island, they found he'd taken to some genetic engineering as well, creating his own bizarre Crab People Mutates (not to be mistaken for Psylocke delivering CrabRangoon) and a giant wannabe Godzilla called Leviathan (Uncanny #506-507).

Having taken care of that, Dr. Takiguchi came back to San Francisco, where he got to know Dr. Kavita Rao, and Sentient Coffee Machine as well. He'd be background wallpaper, kicking around ideas with the other Science Squad folk until their grand adventure back in time like Marty McFly to 1906, where they'd get to watch Dr. Nemesis' pappy die from a Steampunk Sentinel while battling opium-fueled members of the Hellfire Club. Mostly, they'd fail. Dr. Takiguchi looked dashing dressed up as a Victorian Chinaman, though.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5344/856546-takiguchi_01_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/takiguchi_01/105-856546/)

Then, while most of the science team stood around during the early parts of Utopia, during the late parts, Japanese Guy would get to ride on a submarine to help turn Asteroid M into the X-Men's new home, defying the logic that it should've burned up inside the sun. Not but a year after his return from the Z-List to arrive here on the D-List, Dr. Takaguchi would die of a heart attack, or old age or whatever when Psylocke would come into his room to try and have a tea ceremony with him and the thought of having a geisha with this face:
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa262/surrealmonkey_wedding/worstblogever/Psylockedeathgrin.jpg
caused him to seize up and die.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5344/968162-takiguchi_01_large.jpg (http://www.comicvine.com/takiguchi_01/105-968162/)
We will miss you, Japanese Guy. You are now a D-List treasure, says I.

witness

10-06-2009, 03:49 AM

We really need an E-list so I can find out what happened to Spat and Grovel.

worstblogever

10-06-2009, 03:51 AM

We really need an E-list so I can find out what happened to Spat and Grovel.

Scary thing is they have as many action figures of them as they do of Kitty Pryde.

http://www.figurerealm.com/Galleries/marvel/SpatGrovel-Front.jpg

witness

10-06-2009, 04:14 AM

Scary thing is they have as many action figures of them as they do of Kitty Pryde.

http://www.figurerealm.com/Galleries/marvel/SpatGrovel-Front.jpg

I'm stunned. If you hadn't of shown me an Image I'd have thought it was a wind-up.
How did THEY get as many action figures as kitty? They were only in it for about 3 issues (and, although I never read it, a cyber-comic). Also if i remember correctly they were hugely unpopular characters, so you wonder which marketing genius thought action figures were a good idea. :confused:

peopleofpaper

10-06-2009, 10:51 AM

poor cute old man :frown:

Filthy Mutie

10-06-2009, 10:55 AM

Spat and Grovel. I remember there being a lot of those figures just laying around. What were teh other ones in that series? Nate Grey and Blink? (lol)

Nyssane

10-06-2009, 10:58 AM

I had the Blink one! Then her body shattered.

Does anyone have a pic of Spat and Grovel in the comics? I remember their action figure and thinking "who is this midgety bitch?"

Free-Man

10-06-2009, 11:20 AM

Whatever happened to Impala?

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/impalabg3.jpg

Jack Flash

10-26-2009, 07:03 AM

I had the Blink one! Then her body shattered.

Does anyone have a pic of Spat and Grovel in the comics? I remember their action figure and thinking "who is this midgety bitch?"

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/48064/923510-gambit__meet_spat_by_zatransis_large.jpg

Justin K.

11-16-2009, 02:00 AM

Did You Know?: Many fans speculate Perro is gay and secretly in love with Iceman! Also, “Perro” is Spanish for “Dog.”

Aren't the COTV asexual though?

Jack Flash

12-01-2009, 06:09 AM

Happy D is for December!

Anyone have any requests for D-List profiles?

worstblogever

12-01-2009, 06:56 AM

Happy D is for December!

Anyone have any requests for D-List profiles?

How about Arkon, for starters?

Filthy Mutie

12-01-2009, 07:57 AM

Whatever happened to Impala?

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/impalabg3.jpg

I like this panel. There's a lot to be said about it.

Goshin

12-01-2009, 08:16 AM

I used to drive an 87 impala. That 350 is a beast!!

Wait.....

Who is that bitch? Does Impala have a twin sister named Caprice?

Talisman

12-01-2009, 08:18 AM

I used to drive an 87 impala. That 350 is a beast!!

Wait.....

Who is that bitch? Does Impala have a twin sister named Caprice?

No, Caprice is white.

Joe Acro

12-01-2009, 12:24 PM

Anyone have any requests for D-List profiles?
Do Sikorsky since I never didn't and won't have the time.

Please?

Pixie_Solanas

12-01-2009, 12:43 PM

Yes. Sikorsky.

And do a full abilities writeup on his body-fluid mopup chores.

Ryan W

12-01-2009, 12:51 PM

More Ocean love plz.

Goshin

12-01-2009, 01:15 PM

No, Caprice is white.

my caprice was blue and came with the 350 instead of the standard 305.

my friend had an impala the same year as mine but his was white though...

Justin K.

12-14-2009, 03:15 AM

Happy D is for December!

Anyone have any requests for D-List profiles?

I appreciate Ms. Steed AKA Damask (AoA), who is total D-List.

She would be cool to see profiled.

Jack Flash

12-14-2009, 09:38 AM

Bolt
Real Name: Christopher Bradley
First appearance: X-Men Unlimited #8
Most recent appearance: Weapon X #21
Powers: Bolt had the ability to generate and direct electricity. He could absorb ambient static electricity from the atmosphere, where he was able to store and release it for a variety of effects, such as obscuring his features, forming protective shields, or generating electric arcs. Chris was also able to absorb electricity from electricity-generating sources to empower himself.
Status: Dead but possibly Necroshized?
Creator: Howard Mackie

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/376/78269-61710-bolt_large.jpg

Bio
Bolt came into contact with the X-Men after his powers started manifesting. He was having headaches and started to fry electrical things he’d come into contact with. After almost frying his classmates he lost control of his powers in the bathroom at school. Gambit and Jean rescued him and took him home to explain to his parents that he was a mutant. Upon hearing this news he ran away to his best friend Jeff’s house who immediately rejected him after finding out that he was a filthy mutie.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/10069/526772-bolt_00_super.jpg

Eventually, Christopher calmed down enough to go to Xavier’s Acadamy and learn to control his gifts. Maybe it was because of the fact that he was found trolling restrooms by Jean and Gambit, but Bolt soon became the object of Iceman’s grooming. They bonded and became special friends. Shortly afterward to everyone’s amazement, Bolt contracted the Legacy Virus. He was sent home from the school in shame. After being dumped by Iceman and the X-Men, he went home and hooked up with his old secret crush Donna, who loved him even though the X-Men could clearly care less about him. They abandoned him completely and he somehow got on Graydon Creed’s Friend’s of Humanity and they fire-bombed his house. He ran to Maverick for help. And Maverick soon took over as Bolt’s “Mentor”, since he wouldn’t have to dump him like Iceman did, since Maverick already had the disease. After taking down the FOH, Maverick helped Chris’s family relocate under assumed names to Florida. Things were good for them there until the Legacy Virus started causing Chris’s powers to go haywire again. He, like any normal kid, ran away to New York City where again, the FOH targeted him. This kid must have had a tracking beacon on him.

While in NYC, Chris joined up with the New Warriors and began hooking up with Donna again. He had numerous adventures with the New Warriors including beating down Peepers and rescuing the effeminate Blizzard from an evil Iron Man.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/35698/812950-bolt_bigcostume01_super.jpg

Eventually the Legacy Virus was cured and he was just a run of the mill member of the New Warriors (Which had been cancelled by this time). Chris heard of his ex-“mentor” Maverick allegedly being killed by Weapon X and Sabretooth. He immediately swore vengeance. He dropped the Bolt persona and began impersonating Maverick. He infiltrated Gene Nation and in a conflict with the real Maverick (now going as Agent Zero) he was shot and killed by his mentor. He died never knowing that Maverick was truly alive or that his friend/”mentor” was his killer.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/22664/721193-bolt00_super.jpg

Did you know?: Chris Bradley is clearly bisexual or ‘gay for pay’. He would position himself to be “mentored” by older men on numerous ocassions all the while hooking up with his original girl Donna.

timbox

12-14-2009, 09:42 AM

Ugh. Bolt is such a disgusting loser.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/33603/934880-xforce13_015f_super.jpg

Aguja

12-14-2009, 12:11 PM

I appreciate Ms. Steed AKA Damask (AoA), who is total D-List.

She would be cool to see profiled.

<3 the true Black Queen. I might try to do her bio sometime this week. There isn't much info about her 616 version though since she's had so few appearances. Has she even been confirmed as powered?

Pixie_Solanas

12-14-2009, 12:17 PM

Bolt = Dick Grayson knockoff.

worstblogever

12-14-2009, 12:17 PM

<3 the true Black Queen. I might try to do her bio sometime this week. There isn't much info about her 616 version though since she's had so few appearances. Has she even been confirmed as powered?

Not confirmed since the Decimation, no. She was last supposed to have been taken off to prison after Excalibur (vol.1) #100.

And yes, Ms. Steed is awesome.

Aguja

12-14-2009, 12:22 PM

Not confirmed since the Decimation, no. She was last supposed to have been taken off to prison after Excalibur (vol.1) #100.

And yes, Ms. Steed is awesome.

I thought so, gosh that was ages ago. I once begged CC over at X-fan to use her when he first started New Excalibur, he had no idea who she was. But I now think it was best she did not appear in that title.

Free-Man

12-14-2009, 12:25 PM

Anyone remember Gaia, aka the Danny Chase of Gen X?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/GaiaX.jpg/250px-GaiaX.jpg

Jack Flash

12-14-2009, 12:40 PM

Anyone remember Gaia, aka the Danny Chase of Gen X?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/af/GaiaX.jpg/250px-GaiaX.jpg

I do remember her, but have no love for her, but I'd be happy for you to do a bio for her. :-)

Justin K.

12-14-2009, 12:52 PM

And yes, Ms. Steed is awesome.

She is. It's a shame all these people who did so much in AoA did so little in 616., her being an example of that.

Free-Man

12-14-2009, 12:58 PM

She is. It's a shame all these people who did so much in AoA did so little in 616., her being an example of that.

Look on the bright side. At least she hasn't been made into cannon fodder.

Peter F.

12-14-2009, 01:36 PM

Why aren't dead New Warriors like Bolt, Namorita, and Microbe coming back in Necrosha?

worstblogever

12-14-2009, 01:40 PM

Why aren't dead New Warriors like Bolt, Namorita, and Microbe coming back in Necrosha?

Namorita was at ground zero of the Stamford explosion. Her remains would be even harder to find than a mutant who was cremated. Even still, she's also half-Atlantean. Microbe wasn't far away from Nitro's blast, either.

Bolt would've been nice, to represent one of them, with his ties to Iceman and Wolverine... but honestly, after he was killed in Weapon X, his remains were unaccounted for. Their scientists might have taken the remains for experimentation.

Peter F.

12-14-2009, 01:57 PM

Namorita was at ground zero of the Stamford explosion. Her remains would be even harder to find than a mutant who was cremated. Even still, she's also half-Atlantean. Microbe wasn't far away from Nitro's blast, either.

Bolt would've been nice, to represent one of them, with his ties to Iceman and Wolverine... but honestly, after he was killed in Weapon X, his remains were unaccounted for. Their scientists might have taken the remains for experimentation.

But didn't New Warriors vol. 4 have a scene with the corpse of Microbe and pictures of the corpse of Namorita?

worstblogever

12-14-2009, 02:03 PM

But didn't New Warriors vol. 4 have a scene with the corpse of Microbe and pictures of the corpse of Namorita?

Either way, Selene would've had to have gotten access to them. And you might be right about that... but the bodies were in SHIELD custody, meaning now they're with HAMMER.

She just didn't go out of her way to risk making unnecessary enemies, I guess.

Peter F.

12-14-2009, 02:07 PM

Either way, Selene would've had to have gotten access to them. And you might be right about that... but the bodies were in SHIELD custody, meaning now they're with HAMMER.

She just didn't go out of her way to risk making unnecessary enemies, I guess.

Fair enough. I guess desecrating the corpse of a member of the Atlantean royal family would be a bad idea. Not only would it piss off Namor, it would probably piss off Namora and the Agents of Atlas too.

worstblogever

12-14-2009, 02:09 PM

Fair enough. I guess desecrating the corpse of a member of the Atlantean royal family would be a bad idea. Not only would it piss off Namor, it would probably piss off Namora and the Agents of Atlas too.

Actually, at some point I think Namorita's body was recovered by the New Warriors in #15. Same with Microbe, and Night Thrasher.

Selene would have to had Caliban find them, where they were buried by Justice's Counter Initiative team.

Peter F.

12-14-2009, 02:12 PM

Justin K.

12-14-2009, 07:00 PM

Look on the bright side. At least she hasn't been made into cannon fodder.

I just wanna see her peel someone's brain like an onion again.

worstblogever

12-15-2009, 01:31 AM

Oh wait you edited your post. Damn.

I think you were right about the Atlanteans taking Namorita's body back though.

Still I don't see how sending Bard on a deep swim is any more of a reach than collecting Destiny's remains. Wasn't she cremated and then tossed across sea by Mystique?

At this point, I think the secret to Selene's locating will be either Caliban, or since she uses "magic, we don't need to explain it".

worstblogever

12-15-2009, 04:37 AM

Another person we don't have a D-List profile on who's kinda neat?

Seraph, the midget bartender of Madripoor.

Jack Flash

12-15-2009, 09:45 AM

Chance
Real Name: Chance
First appearance: Fallen Angels #1
Most recent appearance: Fallen Angels #8
Powers: Chance has the ability to create “Double or Nothing”. She can remove a mutants power temporarily like Leech does or she can double the strength of a mutant’s powers. She’s also a street thug with knife skills that is regularly mistaken for a dude.
Status: Missing, but not in my heart
Creator: Jo Duffy

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3016/138559-41074-chance-fallen-angel_super.jpg

Bio
Chance was a Korean illegal immigrant, who along with her family got sucked into a cultish church that forced her to sell Nudie Calendars on the streets. No I am not kidding. She eventually left her family when they wouldn’t leave and soon joined up with The Vanisher in an all girl theft ring called the “Fallen Angels”. There she met a fellow thief named Ariel, who confided in Chance that she was an Alien with teleportation powers who was sent on a mission to kidnap and study mutants. They became total besties and began weeding out the normal girl thieves and replacing them with mutants.

One night, Chance was cruising for victims when she ran afoul of a street gang who wanted to rob her of her loot. She wanted to fight but when she realized they were armed, she ran. Eventually they cornered her but Sunspot came to her rescue. During the fight, Sunspot mysteriously lost his powers, and rather than helping out her new ‘knight in shining armor’, Chance and Ariel teleported away leaving him to get beat down.

That next day, Ariel & Chance, went looking for Bobby. There they found Warlock, Bobby, Madrox and Siryn and along with a cyborg boy and his cyborg/mutant lobsters, they re-populated the team that will infamously be known as The Fallen Angels.

The Fallen Angels was basically a front for kidnapping mutants and taking them to Ariel’s home planet of Coconut Grove. No I am not kidding. During their adventures, they went to a Jungle Planet and picked up Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur and added them to the squad. During this time, Chance had a love/hate relationship with Bobby Dacosta. Primarily influenced by Ariel’s mean spirited ways, Chance would pick on Bobby and belittle him. Chance was also boosting and cancelling out team members powers on accident. Chance lived by a “Double or Nothing” Mantra. Her mutant powers were emerging and she was desperate to stay in the closet. She was a normal girl/boy with a switchblade (That was her story and she was sticking to it)!

During these adventures, many things happened to Chance and the gang, to include her threatening to cut Boom Boom with her knife, her convincing Boom Boom to give Sunspot a time bomb suppository, and Devil Dinosaur accidently stepping on Don, the mutant cyborg lobster and the gang having a marvelous wake for the deceased crustacean.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/29735/691891-meltdown06_super.jpg

Eventually, Ariel and Chance hatched their plan to kidnap and give their teammembers to the Coconut Grovers for study. Their race had stopped evolving and needed the ‘lab rats’. However, Ariel’s plans blew up when they trapped Chance and herself with the others. It took Bill, the other cyborg lobster, to break them out of prison. During their fight out of Coconut Grove, Chance was outed as a mutant (not a transgendered drag king!) and her “Double or Nothing” powers were put to good use. Ariel returned the Fallen Angels back to their base the “Beat Street Club”. Here after such devastating betrayal, the team disbanded. Chance stayed with Gomi and Don in the Beat Street Club and were never heard from again.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/33806/685494-beat_street_super.jpg

Did you know?: That since her BFF Ariel has reappeared in the X-Men recently, that Chance is surely going to follow? The Fallen Angels is an 8 issue mini series that desperately needs to be turned into a TPB. It’s GOLD!

The M.E.

12-15-2009, 10:05 AM

i have never heard of chance, but your summary was delightful to read. you may have just inadvertently forced me to locate the fallen angels series, if only to see what parts of this you made up and what parts you didnt lol

Jack Flash

12-15-2009, 10:21 AM

Justin K.

12-15-2009, 01:30 PM

Ms. Steed
Real Name: Emma Steed
First appearance: Excalibur #96
Most recent appearance: Excalibur #100
Powers: Steed has the abilities of telepathic immunity, create psionic skinning blades that peel away layers of someone's mind, warping their minds or igniting their pain centers
Status: Jailbird
Creator: Carlos Pachecho

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9490/224129-197016-steed.JPG

Bio
Ms. Steed was a member of the London Branch of the Hellfire Club. She was the Black Queen of their Inner Circle, only out ranked by Shinobi Shaw, their Lord Imperial. She was on a mission from both Onslaught and Blackheart to attempt a coup and take over the London branch.

Sebastian Shaw of the American Hellfire Club had sent Captain Britain to the London Branch to find out what was going on. He was a member due to his lineage. Prior to his arrival, Ms. Steed had been successful in killing their Black King after he went insane. Shorty after she is engaged by Captain Britain. She attempted to use her formidible psionic gifts againt him only to have them reflected back. He nearly take her head off, effectively incapacitating her.

Her current where-abouts are unknown, though its likely that she is in jail for her crimes that she committed.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36156/1059906-ms.steed.jpg

Did you know?: That her alternate counter-part was apparently crushed on by the Shadow King; he was sexually attracted to her.

worstblogever

12-15-2009, 02:55 PM

A Hellfire Club member reading up on Spanish torture?

Again, Ms. Steed is awesome.

Aguja

12-15-2009, 05:52 PM

Amazing bio Justin, thanks. She has one of the most unique forms of telepathy. She would have made a nice addition to the Sisterhood if it had been well written.

Has anyone done Astrid Bloom? If not dibs.

Jack Flash

12-16-2009, 07:30 AM

Courier
Real Name: Jacob Gavin Jr. (Now Jacqueline)
First appearance: Deadpool: The Circle Chase #1
Most recent appearance: Gambit #24
Powers: Jacob can direct the mental awareness of his body at a cellular level, allowing him to adapt his immune system accordingly, regenerate damaged or lost pieces of himself, rearrange his molecules into different configurations, and reabsorb detatched parts of himself
Status: Dude looks like a Lady
Creator: Fabian Nicieza

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/8134/202094-117698-courier_super.jpg

Bio
Jacob Gavin is a highly accomplished spy and arms trader as well as information source for the Mercenary set. He was introduced as a liason for Deadpool, but has been an information broker for many to include Tolliver(Stryfe), Cable, New Son, and Gambit.

He went from one off character to supporting character in Gambit’s critically acclaimed solo book (Yes that’s weird for Gambit, but it was well received at the time). He was hired by New Son but somehow got entangled with Gambit and over a short period of time the two became good friends. Courier was selfish and self serving most of the time, but so is Remy so it worked out well. They went on numerous adventures together and in one particularly vexing mission to Victorian England Jacob got stuck in a Female form. Sinister permanently set him in this form and Courier and Gambit had a direct influence on Sinister actually becoming Sinister. Yes, good sir, the shark was metaphorically jumped.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/5/53138/1030383-gambit_13_09_super.jpg

Ever since Gambit’s solo series got cancelled, Courier has not been seen. It’s terrible.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/141409-127292-courier_large.jpg

Did you know?: Courier(ette) totally made out with Gambit! And Gambit was all like so what, my best guy pal is now hot with boobies. It’s all a bit worrisome.
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9116/300460-155261-courier_super.jpg

worstblogever

12-16-2009, 07:57 AM

Courier, representin' for the transgendered.

You go, Jacob/Jacomina.

witness

12-16-2009, 08:05 AM

Its a tragedy that no one's used courier since Gambit's series as he was a truly great character.

Jack Flash

12-16-2009, 02:04 PM

Christian Frost
Real Name: Christian Frost
First appearance: New X-Men #139
Most recent appearance: Emma Frost #18
Powers: None
Status: Unknown
Creator: Grant Morrison

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6179/147669-4358-christian-frost_large.jpg

Bio
Christian Frost is the only male child of the Frost dynasty. Growing up, he always sided with Emma over their sisters Adrienne and Cordelia. He was seen as too “soft” by his evil manipulative father, Winston Frost. Christian was gay and was outed to his father by the machinations of his sister Adrienne. He was immediately disowned and cast out, but managed to do alright with his latino boyfriend, until Daddy framed his boyfriend and sent him to prison. Christian retaliated by attempting suicide, but was found in time by Emma. Christian began to have a drug problem at this point. She insisted her father undo his damage to his only son and he agreed.

During a Naming of the Frost Heir family meeting, as their father announced that Emma was the inheritor of his estate, nurses from a mental hospital came and took Christian away. His father was having him committed because he was gay. Emma refused the inheritance and struck out on her own after that.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6754/223486-181416-christian-frost_super.JPG

Did you know?: Christian didn’t always wear a beret, but I could find no pictures online of him without one. This is homophobia at it’s finest.

psycwave

12-16-2009, 02:06 PM

Christian! <3 When will it be his turn to come and cause some havoc for Emma Frost.

Peter F.

12-16-2009, 02:08 PM

He's pretty. Northstar should dump black gurlfriend for a chance with him.

worstblogever

12-16-2009, 02:14 PM

Emma really should remember she has deranged siblings out there sometime.

Maybe the Cuckoos should go visit him and make him have flashbacks to when he got roofied.

Justin K.

12-16-2009, 02:16 PM

He's pretty. Northstar should dump black gurlfriend for a chance with him.

His hair looks way better than Black Gurlfriend's Bedlam-mess-dreads; I approve

Ryan W

12-16-2009, 02:47 PM

Christian Frost should've been underneath the hood of Perfectiond uring Whedon's run.

An entry for Ocean now please? :biggrin:

Aguja

12-16-2009, 05:27 PM

Astrid Bloom

Real Name: Astrid Bloom
First Appearance: Emma Frost # 14
Most Recent Appearance: Emma Frost # 18
Powers: Telepathy
Status: Comatose
Creator: Karl Bollers

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/AstridBloom2.jpg

Bio

Astrid Bloom is a student at Empire State University when she crosses paths with the future White Queen Emma Frost. Astrid reveals that she is a mutant and that her and Emma share the same power, telepathy. While Emma Frost is naive about her powers, Astrid embraces hers and pushes Emma to do the same. The two become fast friends and Astrid begins to tutor Emma in the use of her powers.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/Astrid4.jpg

Astrid tells Emma of her troubled home life, whereupon her fathers death her mother remarried and favored Astrid's half sister Yvonne causing Astrid to feel neglected. Astrid also warns Emma that mutants are above humans and that men should not be trusted. Emma soon learns, however, that her friend is not who she seems to be. Angered by the favoritism her parents showered on Yvonne, Astrid mind controlled her younger sister into murdering her mother and step-father. She was also manipulating Emma and mind controlling Emma's boyfriend Ian to do terrible things in an attempt to make Emma see that men were evil. A confrontation between the two former friends ensued and Astrid appeared to gain the upper hand as she imprisoned Emma within her own (Astrid's) mind. Her plan proves faulty, however, when Emma escapes her prison and reveals that by trapping her in her mind Astrid had inadvertently given Emma the knowledge she needed to defeat her. The two engaged in a psychic battle and while evenly matched in knowledge, Emma Frost is revealed to be the stronger telepath as she puts Astrid into a comatose state. A state from which she has sadly yet to awaken.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/Astrid3.jpg

Did you know: That many of the White Queen's signature character traits, such as her superior attitude, disdain for humans, and use of the word 'darling' were all lifted from Astrid Bloom? It has been suggested that imprints of Astrid's mind and memories are still within Emma Frost as a result of their psychic battle.

Jack Flash

12-17-2009, 07:27 AM

I love Astrid Bloom! I love Darkness@Noon's theory that she is sharing space in Emma's brain. It certainly would explain why Emma is either harsh or lovey. I loved the reveal that she'd killed her family too.

Jack Flash

12-17-2009, 10:33 AM

Glob Herman
Real Name: Herman Garner
First appearance: New X-Men #117
Most recent appearance: Utopia #1
Powers: Glob Herman is made of living wax (bio-parafin). He can survive being set on fire or dismembered. His mutation also enhances his physical abilities giving him enhanced agility, speed, endurance and senses.
Status: On the Island
Creator: Grant Morrison

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/261420-76416-glob-herman_super.jpg

Bio
Glob Herman enrolled at the Xavier Institute and quickly became friends with fellow odd ball, Quentin Quire. He shared Quentin’s views on the way Human’s treated mutants and after the assassination/hate crime of filthy flat scans killing the beloved Mutant Fashion Designer, Jumbo Carnation, Glob joined up as a charter member in Quire’s Omega Gang.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/79416-17632-glob-herman_super.jpg

Glob along with the other gang members incited the infamous Riot at Xaviers, in which the gang members, all of whom were students at the Institute, basically went berserk in a “We’re Not Gonna Take It” manner. In the early stages of this riot, a fellow gang member lit Glob on Fire (per Glob’s request) and Glob went running toward a bus full of humans. It was all very Kyle-Yostian, but unfortunately he was stopped by Xorneto.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/11768/431562-x-men_138@1_super.jpg

Glob was one of the luckier members of the Omega Gang, in fact he is the only member still with the X-Men, the rest (with Quire as a maybe) are dead or depowered or both.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/462/79190-6344-omega-gang_super.jpg

Glob was recently seen sporting a Riot loving grin in San Francisco when he was a member of the agitators who got the X-Men kicked out of the Gay Capitol of the World.

Did you know?: Glob doesn’t have a penis, but still gets more ladies than Beast.

worstblogever

12-17-2009, 11:11 AM

I wonder if Glob set himself on fire during the riot in San Francisco? And what were the X-Men thinking, sending him out to a peaceful protest with Hellion? Guy's got a history of starting riots... what do you expect, man?

Justin K.

12-17-2009, 11:12 AM

As much as I enjoyed Adrienne Frost, I'm really glad she's dead now. I mean, putting Christian through all that stuff just to burn Emma for having her secret modelling career exposed? Harsh!

Jack Flash

12-17-2009, 12:47 PM

Jenny Ransome
Real Name: Jennifer Ransome
First appearance: Uncanny X-Men #235
Most recent appearance: X-Men: Black Sun #3
Powers: Jennifer has the ability to increase her height and her mass, thus increasing her strength, endurance, and resistance to injury as well.
Status: Missing In Action
Creator: Chris Claremont & Rick Leonardi

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9345/587736-jennifer_ransome_2_super.jpg

Bio
Jennifer was a Genoshan citizen who was in her early twenties when came into the orbit of the X-Men. She’d been in a passionate love affair with a man in her neighborhood, Phillip Moreau. Phillip was the son of the Genegineer, the head of Genosha’s unethical mutate program that enslaved mutants and put them to use for the Government’s purposes. Her powers began to manifest rather late in her life and things got much worse when a Genetic Test turned up a positive for latent mutancy. Knowing the consequences of this exam, Phillip and Jenny fled the country to seek asylum in the U.S. In the U.S., Jenny became pals with another Latent Mutant, Madelyne Pryor. Her and Maddy were both kidnapped by a Genoshan special military squad and secretively shipped back to Genosha. Luckily for Jenny, the X-Men followed searching for Madelyne.

While in captivity, the Genegineer had Jenny’s powers activated and her life was changed forever. With the help of the X-Men, and her human boyfriend Phillip, Jenny outlasted the corrupt Genoshan Government. She was a key member of the Mutate resistance to the Human Government on Genosha. She was instrumental in the civil war that was fought for her fellow mutate’s survival. Post Civil War, she became part of Our Lord Magneto’s inner council and worked with Mags to make Genosha a better place for mutates. Jenny was presumably still on Genosha when the Sentinel Geoncide took place. She has not been seen since and likely perished with the rest of the Genoshan citizenry.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/6754/171512-133514-jennifer-ransome_large.JPG

At some point she started carrying a sword and wearing strange purple shoulder coverings, which was kind of dumb but hey it was the 90’s.

Did you know?: I had a huge crush on Jenny’s boyfriend when I first read the X-Men. He was a dream boat. Jenny was a lucky girl.

Justin K.

12-17-2009, 12:50 PM

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9345/587736-jennifer_ransome_2_super.jpg

Who drew that?

Washout

12-17-2009, 01:09 PM

Has Washout received an entry in this great thread yet?

Hindsight lad

12-17-2009, 03:24 PM

Jenny fled the country to seek asylum in the U.S. In the U.S., Jenny became pals with another Latent Mutant, Madelyne Pryor. Her and Maddy were both kidnapped by a Genoshan special military squad and secretively shipped back to Genosha. Luckily for Jenny, the X-Men followed searching for Madelyne.

She went to Australia, not the U.S. I think she also became an Aussie citizen.

I had a huge crush on Jenny’s boyfriend when I first read the X-Men. He was a dream boat. Jenny was a lucky girl.

Well, the suit muscularly bonded to her skin can never be removed, so there isn't much she can do with Phil.

I hope it turns out both she and Philip Moreau survived. They would make great leaders of the Genoshan exile community.

Hindsight lad

Pixie_Solanas

12-17-2009, 03:27 PM

Wait, Jenny had a "boyfriend"?

roftlol. suuuuure.

worstblogever

12-17-2009, 03:45 PM

Who drew that?

Based on the odd triangular narrow feet, I'd guess Liefeld.

Hindsight lad

12-17-2009, 04:01 PM

Who drew that?

I believe it's Mark Pacella, courtesy of Milehighcomics. He did a lot of faux Liefeld stuff in the 90s.

Hindsight lad

Jack Flash

12-18-2009, 07:31 AM

She went to Australia, not the U.S. I think she also became an Aussie citizen.

I hope it turns out both she and Philip Moreau survived. They would make great leaders of the Genoshan exile community.

Hindsight lad

OOOPs! totally right. LOL. and I hope they survived too! but I doubt it.

Jack Flash

12-18-2009, 12:23 PM

Paulie Provenzano
Real Name: See Above
First appearance: Uncanny X-Men #392
Most recent appearance: X-Men #113, possibly Weapon X #5
Powers: Paulie Provenzano was virtually indestructible.
Status: Inactive/Deceased.
Creator: Scott Lobdell and Salvador Larroca

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Omerta_01.jpg

Bio:
Formerly from the United States Marines, Paulie tried to rise in Brooklyn’s mafia with his superhuman invulnerability. He proved this when the mafia he was attempting to overthrow shot him several times, his hard skin protecting him from each shot. He was then recruited by Phoenix into a temporary group of X-Men.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Omerta_02.jpg

When Paulie arrived at the X-Mansion, he immediately made an enemy in Northstar, who lived a lifestyle that was out of Paulie’s scope of understanding. He also treated the women on his team very distastefully, often flirting with them. This eventually leads Phoenix into showing her “true form” to Paulie – a fat gilf (c’mon, you’d hit that). He wasn’t always crude to females, as he cheered Dazzler up in her distress.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Omerta_03.jpg

Paulie joins the X-Men in attempting to save Professor X, but to do that, he has to go through Magneto. Paulie proved his bravery, but was flung into space, where he was left to suffocate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Omerta_04.jpg

Left in space, Paulie is rescued by an unlikely savior – Northstar. Paulie apologizes to Northstar and then watches Wolverine cut up Magneto. Later, he is invited to stay at the X-Mansion but leaves alongside the rest of the interim X-Men. It is unknown what he went off to do, but it’s likely gay-related.

Did You Know?: Omerta was meant to be Paulie Provenzano’s codename, but was never mentioned on-panel. Also, he was absolutely redundant since Frenzy was in the group and had the exact same powers, minus the homophobia. Also, he was planned to die in the Neverland Camps but the colorist made a mistake and thus, Paulie presumably lives on!

Free-Man

12-18-2009, 12:24 PM

We need Leash, the sexiest mutate ever, back!!!
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2009/352/7/f/Rogue_by_JamesF23.jpg

worstblogever

12-18-2009, 02:09 PM

I liked that mook Paulie. He was lovably ignorant, like the X-Men's own Archie Bunker.

As far as Leash goes... tokenCC bondage queen with psi domination powers who somehow got a katex S&M outfit in the Savage Land. Possibly the Frederick's of Hollywood location there or something.

Hindsight lad

12-18-2009, 06:32 PM

who somehow got a katex S&M outfit in the Savage Land. Possibly the Frederick's of Hollywood location there or something.

This would explain Ka-Zar and Shanna's outfits.

Hindsight lad

Aguja

12-19-2009, 12:47 AM

Leash <3 one of CC's more wonderful creations. He also used her to showcase Sage's indomitable will no?

Justin K.

12-19-2009, 12:52 AM

This would explain Ka-Zar and Shanna's outfits.

Hindsight lad

No it doesn't. Shanna and Ka-Zar skinned some poor animal for those loin-cloths.
Leash went to the Savage Land's local Adult Only store. It does explain Vertigo's body paint.

Aguja

12-19-2009, 12:58 AM

Ka-Zar is hot and so is forgiven for animal brutality (plus Zabu probably killed it anyway) Shanna is a dirty skank though and should be torn apart by animals.

Justin K.

12-19-2009, 01:00 AM

Ka-Zar is hot and so is forgiven for animal brutality (plus Zabu probably killed it anyway) Shanna is a dirty skank though and should be torn apart by animals.

Who needs animal brutality/loin cloths when you look like that.

worstblogever

12-19-2009, 02:05 AM

This would explain Ka-Zar and Shanna's outfits.

Hindsight lad

Animal hide vs. latex bondage gear?

Well, Brainchild's mind does often focus on S&M, so I guess it makes sense.

Aguja

12-22-2009, 12:56 AM

Freakshow

Real Name: Kevin Ellsworth
First Appearance: Excalibur # 1
Most Recent Appearance: Son of M # 1
Powers: Kevin has the ability to change his shape into a variety of different monstrous and freakish forms. Depending on what he turns into he can obtain various secondary abilities such as super strength, durability, flight etc.
Creators: Chris Claremont & Aaron Lopresti

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/Freakshow.jpg

Bio:

Not much is known about Kevin Ellsworth. It is likely that he came to Genosha to seek refuge from persecution and was one of the lucky few to survive the Sentinel attack on Hammer Bay that devastated the island nation and left most of the mutant population dead. Alone, Kevin eventually befriended another young survivor, a mutant girl who called herself Wicked. Together the two kept each other company. Kevin who began calling himself Freakshow because of the various freakish forms he could morph into and Wicked next came into contact with Charles Xavier when he returned to Genosha to help rebuild it. Believing in Xavier's dream, Kevin agreed to help him rebuild Magneto's former paradise. Using his powers, Kevin would transform into various creatures and help clear debris and wreckage.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/Freakshow3.jpg

Sadly Kevin was one of the many mutant victims of M Day and lost his powers as a result of the Scarlet Witch's removal of the mutant gene from most mutants around the world. He briefly regained his powers as a result of Quicksilver exposing him to the Terrigen Mists but he ended up trapped in one of his monster forms unable to revert to human form and unable to speak! Luckily the effects of the Mists were only temporary and they eventually wore off, allowing Kevin to return to his human form, but unfortunately also causing him to lose his powers permanently.

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/Hasienko/Freakshow2.jpg

Did you know?: Freakshow is a gay twink icon.

Peter F.

12-22-2009, 07:37 AM

Did you know?: Freakshow is a gay twink icon.

He is indeed very pretty.

worstblogever

12-22-2009, 09:57 AM

Anyone who pukes up, or poops out Unus the Untouchable is aces in my book.

Aguja

12-22-2009, 04:11 PM

Anyone who pukes up, or poops out Unus the Untouchable is aces in my book.

LOL, I forgot about that, it would have made a good did you know. I think he puked him up.

RolandJP

12-22-2009, 04:17 PM

Justin K.

12-22-2009, 08:09 PM

He is indeed very pretty.

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/FreakshowRoadBlock.jpg

Daniel Mengsk

12-22-2009, 08:11 PM

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/FreakshowRoadBlock.jpg

Eww, what the heck is that on Unusciones head?

Aguja

12-22-2009, 09:04 PM

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o296/justinkos91/FreakshowRoadBlock.jpg

Hot! Thanks

Justin K.

12-22-2009, 09:38 PM

Eww, what the heck is that on Unusciones head?

Make what you want of it :wink: Vomit

Hot! Thanks

Very!

Daniel Mengsk

12-22-2009, 09:45 PM

Make what you want of it :wink: Vomit

Vomit. It's vomit!

Eww.

Jack Flash

12-29-2009, 06:47 AM

Tower
Real Name: Edward Pasternak
First appearance: X-Factor #2
Most recent appearance: X-Force (2008) #22
Powers: Tower has the ability to grow or shrink at will, while augmenting his strength and density.
Status: Active.
Creator: Bob Layton and Jackson Guice.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Tower_01.jpg

Bio:
Reckless and rebellious, Tower was born in Atlanta, Georgia. He used his mutant talents to work as a mercenary-for-hire. His first order of business was to kidnap X-Factor’s Beast. He surprised Beast and Iceman inside Vera Cantor’s apartment building. After a battle, Tower knocked Beast unconscious and took him prisoner for his boss, Dr. Carl Maddicks. He then battled the entire X-Factor team, though he was eventually defeated by Cyclops. Sensing some betrayal on Maddicks’ part, Tower exchanged the information of Beast’s location for his own freedom.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Tower_02.jpg

Tower later found his way into the villainous Alliance of Evil, under Apocalypse’s leadership. He quickly fought X-Factor once again, this time in attempt to capture Rusty Collins. After his failure, his teammate Frenzy took over the duty. He reappeared later with his team, having his ability augmented by the power-enhancing Michael Nowlan. Alongside Frenzy, Stinger, and Timeshadow, Tower kidnapped Nowlan’s girlfriend, Suzy, and used her as a hostage. X-Factor intervened, but with their increased powers, the Alliance of Evil was easily able to beat them.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Tower_03.jpg

X-Factor later tracked down the Alliance of Evil in attempt to save Nowlan. During the battle, Nowlan used his powers the absorb the enhancements back into himself, killing himself. This enabled X-Factor to defeat Tower’s group and take them to prison. Tower, on TV, later blamed X-Factor for the deaths of Michael Nowlan and his girlfriend Suzy. Tower and the others eventually broke out of prison and rioted against the Mutant Registration Act. They battled X-Factor and the New Mutants, but were inevitably defeated and taken by Freedom Force.

Tower, Frenzy, and Stinger somehow escaped prison and began working for the mysterious woman, Harness. They attacked a private school in Vermont while Harness used her son, Piecemeal, to soak up the energies in hopes of resurrecting Proteus. Tower obliterated the X-Terminators, then left. The Alliance was later found by X-Force, and Tower was defeated by Shatterstar. He was then held at gunpoint and ordered to reveal their plans.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v231/ursula_boi/Comic%20Book%20Stuff/Tower_04.jpg

Tower eventually met his demise in a small city in Central America. He attempted to rape a barmaid, but was slain by the X-Cutioner. However, when Selene brought back millions of dead mutants, Tower was among the group and battled Rogue and Blindfold. What his future holds is yet to be shown.

Did You Know?: Tower’s full size to grow is originally fifteen feet, but is later mentioned to be forty feet. Also, that pink is so ghay.

Jack Flash

12-29-2009, 10:43 AM

Lacuna
Real Name: Woodstock
First appearance: X-Force #121
Most recent appearance: X-Statix #19
Powers: Lacuna can stop time and steal your clothes.
Status: Hanging out with Maury Povitch and Ricki Lake
Creator: Peter Milligan and Mike Allred

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3464/108992-25952-lacuna_super.jpg

Bio
Woodstock was born into a wealthy family to uber liberal “intellectual” parents. She was a rebellious soul and always attempted to shock/upset her parents by adopting ridiculous stances on political or social issues. To her endless frustration, her parents always supported her in every way.

Woodstock became aware of X-Force and attempted to join the squad by playing practical jokes on them. She’d change the teams clothes or paint her name graffiti style in odd spots or fill up the team’s groupie den with fish. All of this did nothing to endear her to the hard nosed celeb squad of X-Force. She even threatened to commit suicide but the team didn’t let her join.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/224294-95386-lacuna_super.jpg

Woodstock didn’t give up though, she sabotaged and upstaged U-Go-Girl’s guest hosting stint on Larry King Live and embarrassed the X-Force crew by removing their clothing and leaving them nekkid on National TV. This stunt caught X-Force off guard and they eventually did ask Lacuna to join, but the stunt also caught the attention of the National Media and Lacuna declined the offer in order to accept a job as a syndicated Talk Show host. Woodstock became the host of “Lacuna and the Stars!” which featured Lacuna getting dirt on celebrities by using her time stop powers to get dirt on them by spying and then revealing info tabloid exploitation style. This was Lacuna’s greatest achievement, because it finally disappointed her parent’s liberal sensibilities.

Lacuna in a move to get ratings for her emerging show unmasked the X-Force team member “The Mysterious Fanboy”. This backfired a bit since it was learned that Arnie Lunt, the Fan Boy, was a sociopathic serial killer who was black mailing his way onto the team. Mr. Sensitive, X-Force Team Leader, demanded that Lacuna help take Arnie down and fix the mess she created. Lacuna killed Arnie and made it look as if he had a heart attack.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/224290-127454-lacuna_super.jpg

Lacuna then found that she had developed a crush on Mr. Sensitive and fed him information that Spike Freeman, the financial owner of the X-Statix empire, was evil and had ties to Saddam Hussein. Spike had Lacuna shot in an attempt to stop this information from leaking out. Lacuna was put into a coma and Mr. Sensitive killed Spike Freeman in retaliation. Lacuna was later revived on live TV in a rating stunt.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/3464/111076-178339-lacuna_super.jpg

Did you know?: Lacuna was the only member of the X-Force/X-Statix crew that survived the title. She’s fairly awesome but her show was cancelled when she was replaced by Mary Hart.

Psychic Illusion

01-11-2010, 07:48 PM

I would like to take a stab at the best d-list X-character of all time, since her presence is not in this thread.

SHARD
Real Name: Shard Bishop
First appearance: Uncanny X-Men #309
Most recent appearance: Bishop: the Last X-Man #14[/I]
Powers: Shard is able to absorb ambient light particles and convert/transsub it to allow her to perform a number of light based attacks. Due to Shard's current living condition as a photon based life form, she is granted a form of intangibility.
Status: Muerto :-(
Creator: Scott Lobdell and John Romita Jr.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/Banshee3000/383px-X-Factor_Vol_1_119.jpg

Bio
Shard was a Lieutenant in Xavier's Security Enforcers, (X.S.E.) with her older brother Bishop in their native timeline in the 2080s. Shard was born in a mutant concentraton camp, in which mutants were branded over their right eyes with the letter "M" for recognition. In Uncanny X-Men Annual #17, Shard is stated as having the mutant ability of "transubbing ambient light into concussive force".

Shard became the youngest X.S.E. graduate a year after Bishop attained that position. She served under Bishop as a member of the Omega Squad (which included Bishop and his officers, Randall and Malcolm), until her promotion.

Together, in the X.S.E. Shard and Bishop were responsible for apprehending criminal mutants. Shard was partially infected on a mission with her brother fighting a group infected with a vampire-like affliction originating from the present day mutant, Emplate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/Banshee3000/157px-Shard_Bishop_28Earth-119129_0.jpg

Although Emplates are considered the "living dead", Bishop took her to the New York Stark/Fujikawa building inhabited by the Witness in order to attempt to save her life by transmitting her essence into a holographic matrix (a technology of Shi'ar origin, akin to that used in the X-Men's Danger Room). Here he was said to have made a deal in order for the experiment to even happen in the first place, the price being that he would work for him for a specified period of time. The experiment was a success, but Shard, already partially infected with the Emplate affliction, died. Due to the process involved, Bishop considered himself her murderer. The extent of, as well as the type of work he did in this deal is still yet to be known, if it ever will be.[1]

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Bishop eventually travelled back in time, to the present, in an effort to track down one of his time's most-wanted criminals, where he became stuck in the present day and became a member of the X-Men, his idols. Shard has also since been recreated in the present, as a computer construct, and became a clandestine member of the government-sponsored X-Factor team. There, she began a romantic relationship with her teammate Wildchild.

After X-Factor disbanded in #149, Shard was seen in an alternate future. There she died for the second and apparently final time, saving her brother Bishop (Bishop: the Last X-Man #14).

Did you Know?:
Shard has appeared in 6 episodes of X-men The Animated Series?

One Man's Worth Pt.1
One Man's Worth Pt 2
Beyond Good And Evil Pt. 1
Beyond Good And Evil Pt. 2 (Where the wonderful Psylocke debuts!)
Beyond Good And Evil Pt. 3
Beyond Good And Evil Pt. 4

Also, Shard has made an "illusion-based" debut in Uncanny X-Men Annual #17 (December, 1993) she didn't make her first full until half a year later in Uncanny X-Men #314 (July 1994)?

Celcelia who? Did you know.....
Shard was the second Black X-woman.

RoguishGurl

01-11-2010, 09:16 PM

I think it's about time for Mary Margaret to make another appearance.

Monty_Cristo

01-11-2010, 09:53 PM

*Shortpack*

Aguja

01-11-2010, 11:52 PM

Hopefully when Bishop dies Shard uses her powers to someone recreate her body using his corpse as a foundation. Clearly the wrong sibling was killed.

Justin K.

01-12-2010, 02:28 AM

That X-Factor issue, "Shards of Hate" made me like the character, and I enjoyed the issue too.
It's a shame she's gone. She's got that T-Boz look going.

Jack Flash

01-12-2010, 06:03 AM

i enjoyed Shard. I was sad to see her go. I loved alot of the cast of Bishop: The Last X-Man and was bummed to see them disapear.

Mikl C

01-12-2010, 06:06 AM

Shard was BORING in xfactor.

ONOES I r hologr@m.

What was that morlock who made wolverine think he was covered in scorpions ("aahh! covered in scorpions!") Analee? Or someone else.

worstblogever

01-12-2010, 06:23 AM

Shard was BORING in xfactor.

ONOES I r hologr@m.

What was that morlock who made wolverine think he was covered in scorpions ("aahh! covered in scorpions!") Analee? Or someone else.

Yeah, you guessed right. That was Annalee. And her four kids. You want a profile? You got it!

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/f/f9/Annalee442.jpg

Annalee
Real Name: Annalee
First appearance: Uncanny X-Men #193 (mentioned), Power Pack #12 (seen)
All Morlock appearances: Power Pack #12, Uncanny X-Men #195, Power Pack #19, Uncanny X-Men #211
Last appearance: Uncanny X-Men #211
Powers: Annalee was a projecting empath able to tap into her own emotional state of being and release it outwards to affect others
Current status: Deceased.

Annalee’s four kids
Real Names: Unknown.
First appearance: Uncanny X-Men #193
All Appearances: Uncanny X-Men #193
Last appearance: Uncanny X-Men #193
Powers: Annalee’s youngest daughter was a healer, the powers of her siblings are unknown.
Current status: Deceased.

Bio:
Annalee would first be mentioned off-panel, before she would ever be featured on it, when all four of her Morlock children would be murdered a full seventeen issues prior to the Mutant Massacre (Uncanny X-Men #193). Her kids were on the surface, likely trying to scavenge for food, when they were shot and killed by Scalphunter (revealed in Uncanny X-Men #210). Sunder would find their bodies, and bring them back to the tunnels to Callisto, and the news of their deaths would be delivered to Annalee.

Terribly wracked with grief, Annalee became unstable, and her empathic projection powers became a threat to the entire Morlock colony beneath Manhattan, as all of its members became concerned that they would be crippled in its wake. As a result, a plan was hatched to help Annalee kidnap Power Pack, and have Masque replace their visages with those of her deceased children, and use her own empathic powers, along with Beautiful Dreamer’s powers, to convince the Power Pack that they were in fact, Annalee’s. In the end, Katie Power escaped and went to the X-Men for help, and together with Kitty Pryde, Katie convinced Annalee that using the Power Pack in this fashion would be no better than killing them, so that her own children could live again. Annalee let them go, instead taking in Leech as an adoptive ward, on the promise that the Power Pack visit her again (Power Pack (vol. 1) #12, Uncanny X-Men #195). The Power Pack kids did go and visit her once, in fact, in the sewers (Power Pack (vol. 1) #19).

Annalee would be among the Morlocks, however, killed during the Mutant Massacre. She would be gunned down along with two unnamed Morlock children by Scalphunter. Kitty Pryde found a dying Annalee, and tried to bring her to safety, but could only deliver her to Callisto, who would hold Annalee as she died in her arms (Uncanny X-Men #211).

What did you think of Annalee and her kids? Was she an insane mom, or what? Should Child Protective Services have taken her kids away long before Scalphunter shot them? Would you consider her children the first victims of the Mutant Massacre?