I came out as Bi to my mother

[Bouncing Boy]

And no, it wasn't at thanksgiving dinner. Rally and I were visiting my mom for Thanksgiving this week and on Tuesday morning, my mom and I were making breakfast while Rally watched and the subject of homosexuality came up. My mom said she understood homosexuality because homosexuals could be monogamous, but she didn't understand bisexuals because she thought bisexuals couldn't be monogamous. I explained to her that being bisexual doesn't mean you have sex with both men and women at the same time, it's that you are attracted to both sexes. Then I admitted that I was a monogamous bisexual and I think she understood then.

[Pink Bat Maxine]

Kudos all around.

[Chris Hansbrough]

aye. congradulations mate. welcome to the club. it may have made a lot of my family not like me but I was a lot happier after I "came out". Welcome to the club of out poeple who can admire all the delicious flavors of age appropriate humanity. :p

[Grazzt]

Good for you. I've told my mom and little sister. Haven't bothered with the rest of the family, I'm going to wait until I have a wonderful boyfriend to show off.

[bert]

knowing you, I'm surprised it didn't involve jumping up on the kitchen table, with top hat and cane, and blasting out:

"I'm into dick tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

(with jazz hands of course).



:)


kudos Mark!

and glad to hear that your Mom is so accepting.

(hope to see you both in April!).

hugs,
bert

[Solaris]

Congrats, Mark! It sounds like it went very well. :smile:

[shrike]

Maybe she thought the term was 'BUY sexual', and therefore did not understand the monogamy bit.

[cedardryad]

Congrats! I'm happy everything went well.

[IvCNuB4]

I think the bigger question here is what were you making for breakfast ? Mmmmm. Pancakes :p

[Tracer Bullet]

That...does not sound awkward at all. I'm baffled, but good for you.

[Bouncing Boy]

Kudos all around.

Danke

aye. congradulations mate. welcome to the club. it may have made a lot of my family not like me but I was a lot happier after I "came out". Welcome to the club of out poeple who can admire all the delicious flavors of age appropriate humanity. :p

Thank you. My Mom was cool with it, but I was pretty sure she was going to be. Either of my grandmothers would be a different story.

Good for you. I've told my mom and little sister. Haven't bothered with the rest of the family, I'm going to wait until I have a wonderful boyfriend to show off.

Yeah that's pretty much where I am. I haven't told my sister yet, but she's the other person in the family that I would feel comfortable telling. I suspect my one Grandmother I'm not going to have to worry about because she's 97 and probably won't still be around if I ever do get a boyfriend.

knowing you, I'm surprised it didn't involve jumping up on the kitchen table, with top hat and cane, and blasting out:

"I'm into dick tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

(with jazz hands of course).



:)


kudos Mark!

and glad to hear that your Mom is so accepting.

(hope to see you both in April!).

hugs,
bert

Are you kidding? I couldn't jump up on the table if my life depended on it. Slowly climb maybe, and that's if there was a ladder attached to it. :p

And I'm looking forward to seeing you too.

Congrats, Mark! It sounds like it went very well. :smile:

Thanks! You actually came up in the conversation.

Maybe she thought the term was 'BUY sexual', and therefore did not understand the monogamy bit.

LOL

Congrats! I'm happy everything went well.

Thanks, me too.

I think the bigger question here is what were you making for breakfast ? Mmmmm. Pancakes :p

Heh, we were making Pancakes and Bacon

[Bouncing Boy]

That...does not sound awkward at all. I'm baffled, but good for you.

I kind of knew telling my mom wouldn't be too awkward. Telling some other family members on the other hand...

[joe27]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

[Tracer Bullet]

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

Isn't that a little redundant? I mean it's not like guys have a ton of orifices to fill.

[Cayman]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

What nonsense.

[jester1436]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

http://i34.tinypic.com/34h6eiu.gif

[BnL]

Oh, THIS will end well...

[joe27]

for what it's worth, i think people who lie about actually liking metal machine music are far worse than people who lie about being bi.

[Chris Hansbrough]

I really sometimes wonder what it's like to live under a bridge, then I remember that as much of a sarcastic douchebag I am I'm still better than some people.

[Corrina]

for what it's worth, i think people who lie about actually liking metal machine music are far worse than people who lie about being bi.

It ain't worth much. I suggest you get out of this thread, post-haste.

[Rallura]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

Gee, I knew my husband was a good actor but not this good...

[Cayman]

Gee, I knew my husband was a good actor but not this good...

I could always tell that BB didn't really like Metal Machine Music.

[Rallura]

I could always tell that BB didn't really like Metal Machine Music.

And you never told me!?! How could you!

[Spike-X]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.
Thank you so much for sharing your complete and utter ignorance.

[suttercain]

Some people like hamburgers. Some people like hotdogs. You happen to like both. Nothing wrong with that.

[Sound Silence]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

Wait, people still actually believe this nowadays?:rolleyes:

[suttercain]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e124/deathbellstar/douchebag.jpg

[Chris Hansbrough]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e124/deathbellstar/douchebag.jpg

don't compare him to me.

[Sabrinaset]

It ain't worth much. I suggest you get out of this thread, post-haste.

You DID mean to say board instead of thread right, Corrina?

[Lester C.]

And no, it wasn't at thanksgiving dinner. Rally and I were visiting my mom for Thanksgiving this week and on Tuesday morning, my mom and I were making breakfast while Rally watched and the subject of homosexuality came up. My mom said she understood homosexuality because homosexuals could be monogamous, but she didn't understand bisexuals because she thought bisexuals couldn't be monogamous. I explained to her that being bisexual doesn't mean you have sex with both men and women at the same time, it's that you are attracted to both sexes. Then I admitted that I was a monogamous bisexual and I think she understood then.

I think you could have broken the news MUCH better but I'm glad everything worked out for you and your family.

[Spike-X]

You DID mean to say board instead of thread right, Corrina?
You did mean to say planet instead of board, right, Sabrina?

[Spike-X]

I think you could have broken the news MUCH better

How? A rousing game of charades?

[Cam63]

Oh, Joe....

*Facepalm*

[Lester C.]

How? A rousing game of charades?

All I'm saying is that when delivering potentially earth shattering news a little more thought and tact should be put into the execution of the delivery. Not that it matters as everything worked out well and that's what counts. This story is drama free unless you count Joe's post.

[Sabrinaset]

You did mean to say planet instead of board, right, Sabrina?

I wish I had thought of that!

How? A rousing game of charades?

Might work better if they did Pictionary! :tongue:

[BnL]

All I'm saying is that when delivering potentially earth shattering news a little more thought and tact should be put into the execution of the delivery. Not that it matters as everything worked out well and that's what counts. This story is drama free unless you count Joe's post.

He had a sense of what his mom's reaction would be though.

[Chris Hansbrough]

All I'm saying is that when delivering potentially earth shattering news a little more thought and tact should be put into the execution of the delivery. Not that it matters as everything worked out well and that's what counts. This story is drama free unless you count Joe's post.

I have to call bunk on that. it's not always planned. with me it just came up. partially frustration and partially anger. It was a spontaneus kersploding. I had no intention of ever coming out because I knew what the reaction of my family would be. but it just happened. and while my immediate family is tolerant and loving nd caring there are portions of my family that I was really close with that won't have anything to do with me now. I wanted to avoid that. instead the moment came and the cat was out of the bag. Hey you know how I've been talking about my girlfriend.....yeah.....sh's not a she. she's a he.....I sometimes enjoy a little cock. now shut the fuck up and stop coddling the bigots......
KERSPLODE!
that was an entertaining time. it came about after constantly hearing my immediate family being diplomatic with idiots who contantly railed on the evilnessitude of them there queers. Then I came out and now I find myself a hell of a lot more comfortable and happier with who I am as a person. I'm jovial in the fact that I can laugh and be comfortable and jovial in the fact that yeah......I totally dig a little wang every now and again.

[Spike-X]

I totally dig a little wang every now and again.

I guess you're not a size queen, then?

[40footwolf]

Some people like hamburgers. Some people like hotdogs. You happen to like both. Nothing wrong with that.
Not...really the same thing.

I'm not saying I disapprove of bisexuality in any way-I actually wonder if I might be, sometimes-I'm just saying it's not nearly so cut and dry.

[bfrank]

What nonsense.

Bull....He's clearly a trendy idiot......

[Perry Holley]

knowing you, I'm surprised it didn't involve jumping up on the kitchen table, with top hat and cane, and blasting out:

"I'm into dick tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

(with jazz hands of course).Actually, he had prepared a pamphlet which explained everything in a clear, concise manner.

Unfortunately, he had it printed in Interlac. :redface: :tongue:





Glad everything worked out reasonably well with your mom, BB!

[Bouncing Boy]

Only three kinds of people claim to be bi-sexual:

Trendy idiots, gay guys who aren't secure enough to fess up to being all about dick, and straight girls who are trying to get a guy's attention.

Anybody who claims to be bi, male or female, ends up fucking guys in the end.

You've never heard of the Kinsey Scale have you?

[Bouncing Boy]

Some people like hamburgers. Some people like hotdogs. You happen to like both. Nothing wrong with that.

Wouldn't fish tacos and hot dogs be a better analogy :tongue:

[Rallura]

I think you could have broken the news MUCH better but I'm glad everything worked out for you and your family.

There was an opening, and he took it. It's not like he was telling, say, Uncle Chuck...


And as for anything being cut and dried, well, there are some people who are inclined to have sex with animals, or food products, or stuffed toys. How then, logically, can anyone infer that it is not possible for some people to be attracted to both sexes?

[Bouncing Boy]

Actually, he had prepared a pamphlet which explained everything in a clear, concise manner.

Unfortunately, he had it printed in Interlac. :redface: :tongue:


I made a chart too

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h51/Bouncing_Boy/chart.gif

[Bouncing Boy]

Not...really the same thing.

I'm not saying I disapprove of bisexuality in any way-I actually wonder if I might be, sometimes-I'm just saying it's not nearly so cut and dry.
I think the Kinsey Scale is pretty accurate

[suttercain]

Wouldn't fish tacos and hot dogs be a better analogy :tongue:

Hamburger buns are the labia majora and the meat is the vaginal opening. Sorry to be so graphic but sometimes the hamburger comparison calls for it.

[Lester C.]

There was an opening, and he took it. It's not like he was telling, say, Uncle Chuck...


And as for anything being cut and dried, well, there are some people who are inclined to have sex with animals, or food products, or stuffed toys. How then, logically, can anyone infer that it is not possible for some people to be attracted to both sexes?

1. Being heterosexual is normal.
2. Being gay is normal.
3. Being bi is normal.
4. Wanting to have sex with animals, food products and stuffed animals is fucked up and where is so inclined needs therapy. Now!:eek:

[Astonishing X-Fan]

Zesty Cheese Doritos were the best sex of my life!

[Sabrinaset]

I dunno, anyone who wants to have sex with Adrian Paul, Man-Faye, or Jack Bauer needs to be checked into a Psych Ward STAT!

[Corrina]

Are you saying my bouncy Tigger doesn't love me back?

[Sound Silence]

1. Being heterosexual is normal.
2. Being gay is normal.
3. Being bi is normal.
4. Wanting to have sex with animals, food products and stuffed animals is fucked up and where is so inclined needs therapy. Now!:eek:

Some people use to say the same thing about being gay. But now that's "acceptable" for some arbitrary reason (most likely because its more common).

[Paul McEnery]

There was an opening, and he took it.

Some punchlines write themselves. :biggrin:

[Paul McEnery]

I think you could have broken the news MUCH better but I'm glad everything worked out for you and your family.

What was he supposed to do? Stick his prick in the mashed potatoes?*


Also, I think being theatrical might have laid the groundwork just a little bit.:biggrin:


















*This is a punchline that was prepared earlier, and needs to be deployed at least once during the Thanksgiving Season. Woot! My work here is done.

[Lester C.]

Some people use to say the same thing about being gay. But now that's "acceptable" for some arbitrary reason (most likely because its more common).

There are also child molesters in NAMBLA who want to be identified as gay. To that I respond bullshit. Comparing adult men and women sexuality to adult and child sexuality or adult and animal sexuality or adult and food sexuality or adult and random item sexuality is bullshit.

In other news I have no idea how we veered onto this topic so I'm going to apologise to the creator of this thread and hope he doesn't take offense at the turn we've taken with his topic about good news between him and his mother.:redface: As always it's Sabrina's fault.

[Lester C.]

I dunno, anyone who wants to have sex with Adrian Paul, Man-Faye, or Jack Bauer needs to be checked into a Psych Ward STAT!

In related news anyone notice how BIG Sabrina's smile while she's holding nee lovingly caressing the turkey in her avatar?:eek:

[Rallura]

There are also child molesters in NAMBLA who want to be identified as gay. To that I respond bullshit. Comparing adult men and women sexuality to adult and child sexuality or adult and animal sexuality or adult and food sexuality or adult and random item sexuality is bullshit.

In other news I have no idea how we veered onto this topic so I'm going to apologise to the creator of this thread and hope he doesn't take offense at the turn we've taken with his topic about good news between him and his mother.:redface: As always it's Sabrina's fault.

I apologize if I muddled things. And as the conversation with mom in law started with pointing out that orientation and action are not the same thing as she was confusing promiscuity with sexual orientation, I was still in that vein and overlooked that I was being dumb myself. And I agree, animals or children are completely off limits. However, the last time I looked cotton fluff wasn't in any way sentient therefore, wierd as it might be to me, I really don't care as long as no one comes after my Eeyore.

[bert]

Zesty Cheese Doritos were the best sex of my life!

I hope you were using the rubber sheets.

otherwise, it's hell to get the orange color out of silk.

[Gorthaur]

Some people use to say the same thing about being gay. But now that's "acceptable" for some arbitrary reason (most likely because its more common).That's why "normal" is an incredibly bad choice of words to defend any minority. "Normal" means, depending on the context, either "statistical average" or "in accordance to the established cultural rules," of which non-heterosexuality is neither. It's obviously not the statistical norm, and in terms of cultural norms... well, whenever you need to ask if something's normal, much less defend it by calling it normal, you can be fairly certain that it isn't. Cultural norms don't have to be defended; they're taken for granted almost by definition.

The more important thing, though, and the reason I'm bothering to bring this up at all, is that when you use normality as a defense, you're implying that there's something inherently wrong with not being normal. Even if you manage to convince someone to accept whatever idea or concept or minority you're championing at the moment, you're not helping to promote a cultural atmosphere of tolerance.

[SUPERECWFAN1]

Originally Posted by Lester C.
I think you could have broken the news MUCH better but I'm glad everything worked out for you and your family

I think he should have jumped up on the table and yelled "I WANNA RIDE THE BOLOGNA PONY !"

















:tongue:

[Bouncing Boy]

I think he should have jumped up on the table and yelled "I WANNA RIDE THE BOLOGNA PONY !"














:tongue:

Again, jumping up on a table is a physical imposiblity for me

[bert]

I think he should have jumped up on the table and yelled "I WANNA RIDE THE BOLOGNA PONY !"


:tongue:

What makes you think he's a bottom?


Mark screams all TOP to me.










well. . . . . . . . . . except for the love of show tunes.

[Rallura]

What makes you think he's a bottom?


Mark screams all TOP to me.


well. . . . . . . . . . except for the love of show tunes.

He does? Really?

[Matt Algren]

Way to go, Mark. Sounds like a good accidental parental outing.
All I'm saying is that when delivering potentially earth shattering news a little more thought and tact should be put into the execution of the delivery. Not that it matters as everything worked out well and that's what counts. This story is drama free unless you count Joe's post.
It sounded pretty tactful to me, especially since it's a theoretical since he's, you know, married to a woman and all. Sometimes the conversation leads there naturally, and he had the sack to see it through.
Not...really the same thing.

I'm not saying I disapprove of bisexuality in any way-I actually wonder if I might be, sometimes-I'm just saying it's not nearly so cut and dry.Or uncut, even.

[bert]

He does? Really?


except for the show tunes.

I've found the kinda fem in person guys like to "take charge" in bed

:p

[Cam63]

Are you saying my bouncy Tigger doesn't love me back?

Sure...Your husband's pet name doesn't count.

[Paul McEnery]

He does? Really?


Perhaps not so much in context. :biggrin:

[BnL]

except for the show tunes.

I've found the kinda fem in person guys like to "take charge" in bed

:p

That could just mean he's a power bottom. :tongue:

[tangentman]

That could just mean he's a power bottom. :tongue:

I've learned from experience that nobody likes to take control in bed like a power bottom!

BB: Congratulations on telling your mom! I'm glad to hear your mom accepted the news gracefully. Don't mind certain posters. I think bisexuality is a lot closer to the ultimate sexual truth than people would generally like to believe.

[Matt Algren]

I've learned from experience that nobody likes to take control in bed like a power bottom!

BB: Congratulations on telling your mom! I'm glad to hear your mom accepted the news gracefully. Don't mind certain posters. I think bisexuality is a lot closer to the ultimate sexual truth than people would generally like to believe.
How else do you explain my endless crush on Phylicia Rashad and Maria from Sesame Street?

Besides the mommy thing, I mean.

[FalconX2000]

I've learned from experience that nobody likes to take control in bed like a power bottom!

BB: Congratulations on telling your mom! I'm glad to hear your mom accepted the news gracefully. Don't mind certain posters. I think bisexuality is a lot closer to the ultimate sexual truth than people would generally like to believe.

I think I disagree that there's a sexual 'truth', but in a perfect world bisexuals would be much more fortunate, since they'd have twice the playing field of gays or straights.

Who are the 2 comic girls in your avatar btw?

[Tobias March]

I think I disagree that there's a sexual 'truth', but in a perfect world bisexuals would be much more fortunate, since they'd have twice the playing field of gays or straights.

Who are the 2 comic girls in your avatar btw?

Is it Anita Blake and Fray?

Oh and congratulations to the thread starter.

Boo-urns to the hit-and-run bigot who popped in here.

[BnL]

Is it Anita Blake and Fray?

Oh and congratulations to the thread starter.

Boo-urns to the hit-and-run bigot who popped in here.

One is Madame Xanadu. No clue on the other one.

[bert]

One is Madame Xanadu. No clue on the other one.

looks like: Buffy, Madame Xanadu, and Anita Blake.

no idea if there's a connection w/ the 3, or if Tangentman just likes them.

[tangentman]

I think I disagree that there's a sexual 'truth', but in a perfect world bisexuals would be much more fortunate, since they'd have twice the playing field of gays or straights.

I think exclusive heterosexuality (as the cultural norm) is more a product of socialization than most of us want to admit. It seems like enough anecdotal and statistical evidence exists to support that theory. The notion of a "binary model" for sexual orientation doesn't speak to the reality of people having experiences outside the neat boxes of "gay" and "straight".

Who are the 2 comic girls in your avatar btw?

bert is right: Anita Blake, Madame Xanadu, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. They're my NPCs in a cross-over RPG/Whodunit called a "Traitor Game". We're currently wrapping up the 2nd Halloween TG.

[the4thpip]

Not...really the same thing.

I'm not saying I disapprove of bisexuality in any way-I actually wonder if I might be, sometimes-I'm just saying it's not nearly so cut and dry.

Yeah. Being bisexual is much better for a man's figure than either hotdogs or hamburgers.

[Chris Hansbrough]

Yeah. Being bisexual is much better for a man's figure than either hotdogs or hamburgers.

I dunno it's too bad you can't get rooster burgers......because I really want to be able to in public say I just ate a cockburger and not have it sound like I ate a manwich with a side dip of wang sauce......even if I did......

I could make stupid comments all day....I should probably hide from the internets now....

[Tracer Bullet]

I'm actually surprised there aren't more people chiming in with a claim of a bisexuality myth. Maybe they got scared away.

[Spike-X]

I'm actually surprised there aren't more people chiming in with a claim of a bisexuality myth. Maybe they got scared away.
Or maybe we just don't have that many ignorant people hanging around here?

[Tracer Bullet]

Even stranger. Darn pc liberals.

[Spike-X]

What do you even mean by that?

[TCJohnson]

I always thought homosexuality and bisexuality was a myth and we are all just somewhere along a spectrum with only socially enforced absolutes. Whenever somebody asks my sexuality I reply that I never met a man I was attracted to enough to have sex with, but that doesn't mean there isn't one out there.

[Tracer Bullet]

It's a joke.

[Spike-X]

It's a joke.
Oh.

Ha. ha.

[Tracer Bullet]

I'm here all week.

[Typo Lad]

I'm here, all weak.

[Chris Hansbrough]

I'm here, all weak.

sorry about your knees. I can't help my sexyness

[Typo Lad]

This is BB's thread, Chris. It ain't about you.

[Chris Hansbrough]

This is BB's thread, Chris. It ain't about you.

i apologize. didn't know you were the only one allowed word play

[Typo Lad]

I'm married. I wordplay with myself almost constantly.

[Perry Holley]

I made a chart too

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h51/Bouncing_Boy/chart.gifBwa ha ha ha!

[Pink Bat Maxine]

(dubbapost)

[Pink Bat Maxine]

But is your mom yet aware that you were tasked with transporting an experimental serum, went to a ball game in transit, accidentally drank the serum, and gained the ability to inflate to a ball's shape and bounce?

'Cause THAT'S gonna be a weird coming out moment.

[heystacy]

And no, it wasn't at thanksgiving dinner. Rally and I were visiting my mom for Thanksgiving this week and on Tuesday morning, my mom and I were making breakfast while Rally watched and the subject of homosexuality came up. My mom said she understood homosexuality because homosexuals could be monogamous, but she didn't understand bisexuals because she thought bisexuals couldn't be monogamous. I explained to her that being bisexual doesn't mean you have sex with both men and women at the same time, it's that you are attracted to both sexes. Then I admitted that I was a monogamous bisexual and I think she understood then.

Good for you Bouncing Boy. Happy to hear you have some family in your corner as well. :cool:

[Cam63]

Good for you Bouncing Boy. Happy to hear you have some family in your corner as well. :cool:

" Kinky... "

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/harvey%20korman%20dies.jpg

[heystacy]

" Kinky... "

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/harvey%20korman%20dies.jpg

LOL Not at all what I meant. :redface: :tongue:

[Cam63]

It's what Harvey woulda wanted.

[heystacy]

It's what Harvey woulda wanted.

LOL if he insists.

[Cam63]

His spirit remains within us all.

[heystacy]

Gotta go. It's time for Heroes.

[Cam63]

Gotta go. It's time for Heroes.

*Pictures Stacy playing with his action figures*

[Michael P]

This all reminds me of a bit I heard from some gay comedian, don't remember which now.

"So coming out during Thanksgiving dinner was a mistake. I tried to do it all subtle, too. I said, 'Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed."

[Paul McEnery]

This all reminds me of a bit I heard from some gay comedian, don't remember which now.

"So coming out during Thanksgiving dinner was a mistake. I tried to do it all subtle, too. I said, 'Mom, would you please pass the gravy to a homosexual?' She passed it to my father. A terrible scene followed."

I remember a family dinner when I was back home. My father said something crass, and my brother deadpanned "to think we came out of your willy".

[Lester C.]

Yeah. Being bisexual is much better for a man's figure than either hotdogs or hamburgers.

Now you have me wondering if gay sex burns more calories that straight sex.

[bert]

Now you have me wondering if gay sex burns more calories that straight sex.

Nah, it doesn't burn if you use the proper water based lubricant.





I suggest "Wet"








(what? he sets em up, I just knock em down).



:p

[Bouncing Boy]

I'm here, all weak.

sorry about your knees. I can't help my sexyness

This is BB's thread, Chris. It ain't about you.

I can't help my sexyness either

[Bouncing Boy]

But is your mom yet aware that you were tasked with transporting an experimental serum, went to a ball game in transit, accidentally drank the serum, and gained the ability to inflate to a ball's shape and bounce?

'Cause THAT'S gonna be a weird coming out moment.
Not to nitpick, but it was a robo-gladiator tournement :p

[Matt Algren]

Hey, shouldn't you be changing your name to Bouncing Boi?

[section 8]

Hey, shouldn't you be changing your name to Bouncing Boi?


Are we allowed to change our names?

If so I wanna change mine to ChimneyFish

Smokes Like a chimney, drinks like a fish

[Typo Lad]

I can't help my sexyness either

It's a good thing you're half a country away, or I'd be humping your leg right now.

[Bouncing Boy]

It's a good thing you're half a country away, or I'd be humping your leg right now.
Half a country? more like 8/10ths of a country away.

[bert]

It's a good thing you're half a country away, or I'd be humping your leg right now.

I'm bert, and I approve this Massage

[hellokittykat]

What was he supposed to do? Stick his prick in the mashed potatoes?*


Also, I think being theatrical might have laid the groundwork just a little bit.:biggrin:

*This is a punchline that was prepared earlier, and needs to be deployed at least once during the Thanksgiving Season. Woot! My work here is done.

Oh that was just uncalled for, Paul.








He should have started nailing the turkey-didn't you ever see "Grindhouse"? :tongue:

[hellokittykat]

Good for you, BB. That must be a huge weight off of your shoulders. :smile:

[bert]

Good for you, BB. That must be a huge weight off of your shoulders. :smile:

there's a joke here about weight being ON his shoulders






but even I can't defile kittycat's innocence like that.

[a. non]

Congrats!

Welcome to the Club. Here are your complemantary Almond Joy and Mounds candy bars. :tongue:

[Typo Lad]

I'm bert, and I approve this Massage

You're such a one-eyed monster.

[hellokittykat]

there's a joke here about weight being ON his shoulders


but even I can't defile kittycat's innocence like that.

:eek: My powers of innocence have even caused bert to refrain from making a dirty joke! I'm gonna have to have my eyes registered with the government soon! *blink blink* :tongue:



Heh...innocence...:biggrin: